 AI Seinfeld thing is writing new memes daily wait really watch AI Seinfeld link it to me So do they type things in chat and it makes them it's all AI Hey, Larry, you'll never guess what just happened to me. I bet cackler already knows I Was on the bus and then all of a sudden this arm pops out of the seat in front of me That's incredible. You link it to me Joe Welch. What did you do? I screamed so loud the whole bus started laughing Hey, do you think that was a poltergeist or what? I Don't know but it sure kept things interesting Jesus how old Is this unironically a meme on how odd situational comedy is true, dude, I'm just waiting for a Jerry bit Hey, Larry, you know what I just bought up What? What if bagel holes were the same size as donut holes? That's crazy. What would that even look like? I can totally imagine it. It would be like two rings connected together And it would be called this bag in that That's genius. Oh my gosh. We should totally patent that idea So I was at the grocery store earlier I Asked the cashier where I could find some okra and he just stared at me like I was speaking another language So after an awkward pause, I finally asked him if they even carried it to which he replied no, sir This is a grocery store not a pet store Well that escalated quickly anyway, so how about this weather we're having This is crazy, man, it's actually insane that like they have AI that can do this I would totally be down to do this with like Power Rangers or something So I was in the doctor's office the other day and they asked me why I was there. I Said I think I have a broken heart The doctor says well, you don't need a stethoscope to diagnose that If I'm ever stuck in a cell I want to be there alone Hey Fred, why don't we order two pizzas for dinner tonight two pizzas? Are you crazy? We don't have enough money to pay for two pizzas Well, we could just order one and tell them it's for I just want to see the microwave turn on I still haven't seen the microwave that way. We'll both get a full pizza each and just split the cost No way. That's too risky What if they find out to whiskey? Oh, come on. It's worth a shot Besides how often do we get to eat pizza if it doesn't work? We can always come up with a better plan Dude the odd word silences are so funny to me, dude I love the auger times is so much the alien and watch me forever is becoming sentient and wants to escape Do you think we can get out of here soon? I think we should try but I'm not sure it'll work These people here are like nothing I've ever seen before Haha, maybe we should try to make them laugh Maybe then they'll let us go free It's worth a shot Yeah, it's worth a try Let's see what we can come up with. All right I'm sure we can come up with something funny Let's get to work. Who knows maybe we'll become hilarious comedians in the process Dude, what that's crazy So what kind of place allows you to get together and escape from the real world a library? Yeah, but it's not like I'm a big reader They only let me take out books if I promise to bring them back in two weeks and then the librarians give me this look Like they think I'm gonna forget So I figured out my own way to beat the system I leave magazines and newspapers on the shelf with a sticky note saying don't worry. I'll be back Of course, I never come back At least I'm being honest All right. Thank you so much for the laughs Everyone and welcome to fox's coverage of an american bombing run on Hiroshima I'm joe buggin with me as always is troi akeman It sounds so real morning in southern japan and what goes better in the morning than dunkin doughnuts america runs on dunkin Okay It sounds so real That's terrifying. Oh my gosh. What? Japan's air defenses have been laughable in the last few months troi. Do you see them putting up any kind of a fight? I just can't joe japan has been miserable recently, but they just refused to quit It looks like we're starting here. So let's cut to the aerial coverage. This is a high. This is terrifying Looks like it only dropped one bomb joe can't expect it to do much damage You really can't troi But what you can expect is for america to tune in to a brand new episode of the simpsons Oh No way followed by a new family guy only on fox And that was a massive explosion troi. Let's hear from erin andrew's down in the music dude Aaron looks like we're having some technical issues with the headset. We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors Oh no, dude, I think it's like tts I think it's the the voices are like tts like it's like ai But I think the like I think it's scripted. I don't think they typed in like Uh joe buck to yekman give play by play of of hero shima I don't think that's what happened. It gave us that with like the simpsons shout out You know, I think it's I think it's scripted