 My top five things about staying at a resort. Number one, you can wear a towel on your head to keep the sun out of your eyes and no one looks at your sideways. Number two, happy hour. Every resort has cocktail happy hour. Number three, I can take my shirt off and I don't care what people think because I'm never going to see them again. Number four, when you see a couple, you know that they've been having heaps of sex. And number five, my number five favorite thing about staying at a resort is you can watch a Michael J. Fox movie without feeling guilty.