Runescape Poem Beware Of Scammers!





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Uploaded on Feb 10, 2009

Here's my very long poem. Hope you like it!

Runescape's an interesting place
In which you enter in a race
Where you can't run; you only pace
Through every quests that you must face
But heed my advice just in case
You get some problems in the haste

So here's my advice; get it right
Don't ever get into a fight
With any players in your sight
Just 'cuz they make your heart ignite
Because they are just scamming sprites
The stay online all day and night
To scam players with all their might
Especially rich but dumb knights

So how'd they scam Runescape players?
They bring you to the wilderness
They make you think they're nice helpers
And also that they are all here
To help you overcome your fear
But they're the ones whom we should fear;
They restart our game right from the rear

Now the time is ripe; they'll KILL!
And you ain't got nothing to heal!
And as they see you they can feel
Exceedingly happy till
They climb onto their window sill!
And as for you, you only feel
A shiver down your spine that chills
Your nerves but not the CPU!
It's not a nightmare, it is still
Betrayal and your account killed

When you're back at Lumbridge Town
Of course, you'll be feeling down
Because your items are not found
Except those in your bank account
And as you watch players around
You feel you have been made a clown

So now you know how to prevent
Yourself from ever being scammed
Please just keep it right in your mind
And it'll be good if you remind
Your friends who think they'll be just fine

So if you see any scammers
Quickly deal with him or with her
But wait, not with a big hammer
And neither with a steel razor
Just click 'report abuse' under
'Item scamming' for the scammer
And he will then get a letter
From Jagex on his own banner
Then he may be banned for forever
If not, at least for twelve hours
The scammer will then start to tear
Until the room is full of tears;
Till his mother calls the doctor
And that's the end of a scammer!

So if you don't want such a fate
Then scamming must be what you hate
If not it will then be too late
As time travels at a fast rate
Thus if you hate scam it'll be great
Because that'll tell the scammers straight
That everyone knows that they are fake
And spread this poem for goodness sake!


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