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Yes Obviously, we love him. He is our best friend it might be it might be one way But he is our best friend well and we we are waiting it was his invitation That when he's ever here and COVID's over. Mm-hmm. It's time for beer. Well, so we're holding you to that man 100% All right, you're done. So great penis red lip Where did that come from? No, sorry our second interview with him talk about it. Oh, that's right That's right. I mean you would remember that Weirdo's penis, of course Here we go Many many people over a long period of time have been telling me the same thing as it can be Then you will not have a career in India until you start doing Relatable material and that's what I'm going to do tonight I'm going to do material that you can relate to and that you recognize in comfort. Are you ready? Yeah, let's talk about religion now I love that they're outside He'll probably bring it up. So let's see Ritual or religion because I believe in God much like I believe in bungee jumping or skydiving because I So what does that make me people in the far is it makes me a man with lots of belief but zero faith And that's okay. Is it not? You can believe in someone that you have zero faith in it's called marriage God you can have a lot of faith in something you know isn't true. It's called journalism So higher power I pray for that power every night. I just do not believe that it is a religious In my mind it is a female higher power. Yeah, I wouldn't do that I hope the next joke you're not gonna like it God is a woman because she never fucking listen to me Relations I believe that there is one God and she was like a single woman And she was just dating She was like God tinder, ginder, gumbel And she went out on multiple dates with multiple prophets. That's how it happened She said the exact same thing to every single prophet exact same thing, but because they were mainly understood different she didn't know All religion is it's mansplaining That's very funny she's just dating that's it every prophet is called one date Muhammad got one date Serapa one date moses one date jesus got a second date Yes, she's she's walking home with jesus. She's like I had a really good time We should we should do this again And he's like, okay, I'll come back Sunday Kennedy joke And we should meet at all these multiple prophets and eventually married a hindu guy and started a family That's how we got $5,000. All right It's a joint family. No other God has a family who who who is mrs. Allah You know you ever heard of jesus's uncle swish christ And that's what it is in India. We're just worshiping a joint family. That's it. Which makes no sense Because we don't get anything in return in real life. If you worship a joint family You can get like aviation contracts, railway contracts You know uncomfortable you are Every time I do a joke about religion people are like, but biomass to joke about religion There are so many other wholesome and relatable topics that you can use to make other people laugh Fuck your Gujarati uncle. I just spent eight months indoors without a microphone. I just got it back. You think I'm gonna waste it on your Gujarati uncle? Do all the jokes in my head because all of us are collectively worshipping our Gujarati uncle. All right Anyway, I do these joke people are like, we don't talk about my faith. It ain't your faith. It's faith We don't talk about my God. Not your God Doesn't belong to you If you keep walking around with him and don't talk about my girlfriend or kick your ass You don't talk about my girlfriend or kick your ass, but there are billions of guys saying the same thing about the same girl She's not your girlfriend So let's call it out If you are offended by religious jokes, you are a human being. If you are avenging religious jokes, you are a fundamentalist And does God need fundamentalists? Really? He needs you. You're the first line of defense You're the class monitor that God was counting on his whole time He needs fundamentalists. You know what would happen if you went up to muslim heaven And you're like up the head of 60 people because they drew a cartoon of you Do you know the first thing god would ask? He'd be like, what is a cartoon? He doesn't know Did you forget that god made you and then you made all this other shit? So now like you explain zoom calls to your dad You don't explain cartoons to god It would take forever and you would lose your patience six times I'm like, okay, so a cartoon. Yes So there's this guy bought this thing and he drew like a mouse and the entire world they watched this one mouse But why there are so many months Billion of mouse is just it feels like there is a systemic instability in the amount of attention you are giving a mouse Yeah, this is not what I was expecting this conversation to go I just hated a bunch of people so I'm the guy to talk about instability so much I said, no, I know I know you're not the guy. I'm just saying there are many mouse all mouse matter Yes, yes, I know all mouse matter. It's just all heads don't matter It's really not that big a deal already drew a mouse on a piece of paper and it moved like magic for kids You are giving hafim to kids It's not hafim. It's just you know, there is a magazine that cartoon we all got upset No, I understand. I understand. It's good. What is a magazine? Look in the magazine is just, you know, I book with picture in it picture of a mouse Not every book has a picture. Look, I have to pray five times today already five times Can we speed this up? Oh, you have to pray five times today, huh? Well, I'm so sorry, you know, there are one point one point at a billion of you 50% of you develop that's 900 million people Praying five times a day. I listen to 4.5 billion prayers a day. But please tell me more about how busy you are Right, so cartoons I mean of all these organizations under the same evil umbrella, right? You've got al-qaida You've got the taliban. You've got al-shabab You've got al-shabab, which lets me honest sounds like a place you go to get food after clubbing Doesn't it? And it's crazy and they all operate under this one structure So how do you hate cartoons within replicate Disney's corporate structure exactly? Jesus Christ, you know, he went up to Jesus if Christian mysteries went up to Jesus Christ and they were like, hey We went to all these other countries and we beat the shit out of them He'd be like, hey man, I never asked you to beat that I don't speak their language I don't understand what these white people are saying Oh Did we forget that Jesus was Middle Eastern, huh? Did you forget that Jesus was brown? Because Jesus was walking down the street in New York City at least five people would be like, get out of my way, Abdul And one of them would be named Abdul And yet Americans put stickers on their car. They'd say, what would Jesus do? Have you seen those stickers? Yeah, you know what Jesus would do in America? He get pulled over by the cops every day And they justify their own actions. Jesus would want you to vote for Donald Trump That's what Jesus would do You know what we met Donald Trump? He'd turn him into bread We said, if you let him still then we have to stop the steal and you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna make a sandwich Jesus would want you to have an AK-47 You know what Jesus would do if he saw an AK-47, he'd turn it into bread That's largely what Jesus did He just like walked on water and turned shit into food I know kids in China, you give them one piece of metal, they'll give you an iPhone in 20 minutes And they're not comparing Jesus to an iPhone because an iPhone has been resurrected way more times You know, you went up to Hindu Gods and you were like, we broke down a comedy club because they did jokes about you Do you know what they've asked? They'd be like, what's a comedy club? They don't know. Now you have to explain. You have to be like, yeah, so This place where we We all get together and laugh Oh, select temple No, no, no, we don't laugh in temple. Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot we laugh at you in temple They're also desperate Honestly, I think they are just by what you drink I think Hindu Gods are looking down at a cow like they drank what? They drank the piss that's the wrong hole Were they lost? Contents for those of you that are watching from outside the country Sometimes some Hindus will drink the piss of a cow because they believe that it has medicinal properties. Shall we honest with you? I tried it Yeah, just to write this joke. I tried it. Wow. And it didn't taste that bad. I just had like logistical questions Are they Muthra exports? Then a wine exports something you give them a glass of wine random idea. They're like It's got a fine nose It's from the border region because he can take lavender and cinnamon Are there guys in India who just hand them a random glass of piss? They're like The cow was happy If he was from Noida, I don't know But some people will drink cow Muthra the piss of a cow because they believe it cures cancer and I said you do you Well done. And by the way It's Jesus The wine we don't piss in the chemotherapy Upset people because we worship the cow in India, right? In India, we will lynch a muslim family for eating beef and then we'll travel abroad where there's a McDonald's on every single corner eating Indian cows Do you know that India's the third largest exporter of beef in the world? Do you know if you went to the white house, they would serve you your god back to you I'm sorry. It is just so fucking hypocritical They're an entire sac from religion is struck by the aspiration of a green card And let's sit in the silence for a second Yes, if your faith Is so rattled by our joke. Yes. Is it really that strong? Yes You believe in your god You worship your god leave my jokes alone That's it Video god can't take it. I promise you he can your god make the moon the sun the earth the wind and the fire You think he doesn't have a sense of humor? He made you Oh, I love that man It's over. I love so god damn funny pun intended. Yes Very funny and unafraid to point out, you know the thing about it is just the he said the word It's the hypocrisy. Yeah, it's the hypocrisy that needs to be called out and Absolutely of every religion you get And not just the hypocrisy of it, but like Yeah, could you say things about Jesus that I would be offended by of course if you lied If you said stuff that wasn't true That would bother me But if you're gonna say other there was nothing in that that I found to be Offensive that would make me and there are literally people Who will hear jokes like this And say that he needs to be stopped and shut down. Oh, I guarantee they'll be in the comments Oh, yeah, that there are how dare you? I mean you can't there are literally people who have died Because they put in an editorial cartoon of Muhammad in a newspaper Uh Yeah Yeah, it's uh, and I'm sure there'll be a bunch in the comments of this of this video there will be as well. I've never I have uh I have an interesting relationship with religion. I don't mind actual The religion your god himself or herself or whomever Um It's the people that either teach it or follow it that I have a huge problem with Well, and it's the it's like it's funny Of all religions Yeah, I say people say this all the time like news flashes. It pertains to like Christianity Jesus didn't come to start a religion. Yeah, the word Christianity wasn't even coined by believers That was a negative epithet given to them in the church in Antioch. They're like, oh, that's kind of cool She's making fun of us as being christ followers. Let's let's keep that tag. Jesus actually Came to light. He came to obliterate religion. Yeah. Yeah, just to that religion was the thing separating people from god Yeah, 100 it's usually the people that always mess it up, but I love always vir das Doing stuff like this because I love that sentiment at the end. I've I I it's been very difficult for me to be offended by almost anything I'm I'm not an easily offended person. I I think you should be allowed to joke about everything Uh under the sun I absolutely do especially if you're a comedian. I may I may be made uncomfortable by it I may hear it and go. Oh, no, you didn't just do that like every single Sasha baron cohen film. I've ever loved um But do you to to ask whether or not you have the right to tell a joke about something is Really absurd to me. Yes, it's always been strange to me especially about religion of of any of the Obviously the the one I'm most familiar with is Christianity and the people that are very fragile in that It's there's a ton of them, but then I've been experienced With India now there's obviously a ton in the Hindu religion There's a ton in the in the muslim and for the one most closely You know for for me though, I've I've examined and looked at the myriads of them and even taught about them But for me personally um A lot of the jokes and the hypocrisy that's found when you talk about the history of christianity Is a hundred percent accurate and just people I guess, you know, they just it's just a Astonishing how people like he says like your god can handle it. Yeah, like if god couldn't handle it uh That one I've heard many times is You think you are the first line of defense for god. Yeah Like god needs you to defend god. Yeah. Yeah pretty sure he called on you to love people Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was how I believe there was a line in the bible that said how will he know us Oh, I believe it was by by their love and which law not not by berating and yelling at people of defending the bible Or whatever religion you are you are talking about. No, and it's like I just I just I I've seen enough stories to know about what comedians are facing and people in general are facing Where they're told you can't you can't say that like he said that Someone said a joke about a cow And then they kill someone for eating a cow But in in they're the third biggest exporter of cow that level of Commentary to point out the hypocrisy is the bottom line is if you don't like that Then don't listen, you know, but uh, and I could count on a million people's fingers How much hypocrisy there is in the christianity religion 100 There's probably well, I know here in the united states. There isn't a belief system I've encountered that is more rampant with hypocrisy than christianity. Yeah No question. Nothing is even a close second. Yeah in america. Yeah, so um, so yeah But I love him. I love that he he always brings it back to an important message In all of his sets also Like he's released so much in this He's like he's got so busy. How much content like Normal people like refine a set and that's the set they've been working on for a long time He just comes out with something new because that's his that's his thing He's like I could just talk about something for a long long time. Yeah any subject And I can always bring it back to an intelligent point at the end. Yep. Yeah, he's phenomenal a lot of fun Uh, I go so obviously support him go if he's doing shows now go go watch his shows Go subscribe to his channel for the link in the description below and if you find this comedy offensive, you're welcome Yeah, I'm sure anything we can do to here anything we can do to help. I'm sure I'll be blogging a bunch of you It'll be fun