 You know, you can be a runner, you can be a RPOer, but sometimes you're gonna be down 14 and you're gonna be on a third and eight and you're gonna need to pass. And then what? You're gonna drop your drawers and cry? What is up with these guys? Super bummer, dude. Yeah, in fact, this is the Salute to Service hoodie. I buy the Salute to Service hoodie every year. I don't really like this one that much. It's a giant green, it's a giant brown piece of shit. But I always like the Salute to Service hoodies because you know, they got the patches, they got the flag, they got this fly-ass Eagles patch over here. But this one is just kind of a giant brown piece of shit, you know, I could have skipped this hoodie. I really could have. I have entirely too many hoodies, boys. Probably upwards of 30, 30 hoodies. What's our hoodie number counting the closet for the boys? Oh my God, it went over my head. Yeah, I have, I mean, all my hoodies are like Eagles or Sixers or Phillies. Good shit, Carl Office. There's no way he doesn't just snap, tighten, and attack off. Third and eight, like, are you going, I mean, he's got a lot of vanguards, I think. Okay, this guy knows something, hold up. But this Emmett Smith, this Emmett Smith seems to be the favorite running back of the box. Yeah, he's breaking it all out, right? Bro, it all makes sense. RPOs are my counter to the dollar until they don't work, and then what? You know, you can be a runner, you can be a RPOer, but sometimes you're gonna be down 14 and you're gonna be on a third and eight, and you're gonna need to pass, and then what? You're gonna fucking drop your drawers and cry? Just like that, we lost. Just like that, we lost. Just like that, we lost, you know? Bull Jackson, by the way, you know? All right. I mean, I'm just itching to get, I'm just itching to get eyes in the ball here. That's a blister, let's go pick Jesus. We're dead, we're dead. Oh my God, we're dead. It's funny, cause he tried. All right, let's dial it in here. Richie is in off the field. He's just got a old school, and they should like put a flat rod out here, you know? Oh my God, dude. Oh, off-sides, he's off-sides, he's off-sides. Dog, all right, let's, let's, let's, everybody, everybody dial it in real quick, please. As a unit, please. There's off-sides again. I can't lie, that was a good discipline. Dog, like fuck, man. Like he died. This dude wore a sap, it's just going nuts, man. I'm getting a pass rush to hell right now, I can't lie. I'm getting shetted to hell. This is why, bro, you need to get a secure protector over edge protector. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not putting myself in a bigger hole than I already am. Dog, like, like, come on, Chancellor. Yo, dog. At least he got glowing linemen though, dude. At least he has glowing linemen, right, right boys? He's got glowing linemen, so he's gonna be sweaty. Of course, he go, he sheds inside. His user goes the other way. I really wanted to use, I thought about going to, as I was with my family today, I was thinking about going back to this defense because of threat detector. I think threat detectors wanna be, like, kind of an earth dollar a little bit. Oh no, I didn't change my arrow. Skill, skill gap, skill gap. I mean, dude, when a defensive end runs right through the middle of the line, yeah, I'm back, I don't know, I don't have an answer for that. I don't have answers for the dude just unblock defensive end in a three-man rush. I have no answer for that. I mean, I know I'm God, but I'm not Jesus as well. What do you want me to do here? One round here, right? Like, what are you gonna say he's doing now? He's still rolling. I mean, he put everybody on a fucking streak. What was the plan there? JT, no limit? Just everybody's streaked? Dog, I am like appalled at what's going on here, dude. Now, now. I'm working on it, boys. I wanna become a PG streamer, dude. Like, maybe not PG, but like PG-13, but I just got too much passion. Like, I just got too much aggression. Can I show you what abilities I run on defense? Yeah, dude, definitely. It's called knockout zones as many as you can on the field. All right, boys, can we block Warren Sapp? What do you guys think here, guys? Warren's trying to roll out. Last time I did this, he actually blitzed the white guy there, and then I was dead. I'm gonna go with this one. Holy shit, man. I mean, the 30-yard clouds are just bagging me. I can't even lie. Block, man. Luckily, 6-1 is just, like, God's here bagging me. Dude, I have six points. Like, dude, I really am bagged. I know what the play is. I just don't have, like, I'm not getting time right now. Here we go. This is exhilarating right now. I need to dial it in. I need to dial it. This is embarrassing is what it is. Doesn't matter how late I am, how old I am, this is an embarrassing gameplay. Why would people watch this? If you watch this, you might as well watch Skomo. But I'll tell you what, boys. I do have the answers, and I promise you I do. The problem is I cannot block three people. Like, when three people get good pass rush, like, you have no shot. That's four people now. We got a shot now. Get by him. Oh, we need a better animator. That's Bo, though. Oh, you are catching Bo? No, you're not. Never mind. I told you, I have the answer. I just can't block these four people. They're literally giving me the sausage. It's sticking. All right, here we go, boys. I mean, this guy's really not, like, a pro where I should, like, really be worried about that type of thing. But honestly, like, doing this, just pinch my line here. We're playing the sticks. Pinch my line and put a spy instead of that blitz. I don't like when that happens, though. That's just pissing me off. I swear, that's, like, the best. That's a better rush than then. I'm so glad he's not running, like, inside his own. Like, he just runs strategy, tries to get past it. Not a hot route here from the kid. Like, dawg, he doesn't see the field. Oh, my God. How are we in a game? We're in a game because of a glowing Warnsap. Yeah, I mean, this, he means running 30-yard clouds. Warnsap is pegging me. Three-man rush. Just block him. Nicely done, boys. I got nothing. We're in cover two. 30-yard clouds again. I mean, dawg, was that the, look at the, look where I'm at with the ball. That was the worst route ever. I really thought that would be the route that I need. It was just terrible. Yeah, as a secure protector, I can't stop Warnsap. There's nothing I can do when this, when a three-man rush does that. There's just nothing. There's no route combos. There's no e-book. There's no, you're dead. You're dead. Luckily, this guy just, I mean, dude, Warnsap is just having a day. Stop the arc. Dog, like, what, like, is that a tight end that just ran somebody over? This is absolute hell right now, dude. Dog, this is absolute hell. Tackle! Shitter. All right, boys, double team Warnsap here. You made a mistake, kid. Tackle? Good Tackle, respect. I don't really want to say I was trolling. I mean, Warnsap was killing me. I mean, what do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? Warnsap was killing, and I fumbled to the crib the first, like, what are we doing here? Baby, sing my song. Oh, come on, Chanel. In balance, please. God damn it, like, the one play you don't contain, guess where they're going? Outside, dude. And then you contain and look at them, dead. My God, dude, what a player. And for the content, he's going to get an onside kick here, because why wouldn't he, right, boys? Here we go. Nevermind, that was the worst attempt I've ever seen, you shitbag. I mean, in this situation, I feel like you have to blitz, you know, you just have to. But that wasn't even Warnsap that made that play. It was the other guy who made me step up and then Warnsap just disengaged. You got to take that, you got to take that. Dog, what the fuck? Like, and like, dog, the lay routes are so broken. The sea for the check and release was over top of that guy's head the entire time. Literally the entire time, the sea was, when he was blitzing, the sea was literally, literally over his head when he was blitzing. And he just, the running bag never even shipped him or anything. And if I, the crazy thing about it is, if I did, if I did put my running bag on a regular route, my O-line would have picked that guy up. That's what would have been crazy about it. But I put my running bag on the delay route. So what it did was it allowed the running bag to block that guy, but he just never did. He just, and he didn't even release right away for me to throw it to him. He like, it was just bad. It was just all bad. Fuck, like fuck, man, come on. Dog, Cam Chancellor, come on, dude. Like play aggressive, I need you to play aggressive down here. Play aggressive, play, play aggressive. Be aggressive, beat, beat, aggressive. Be aggressive, beat, beat, aggressive. Dog, there's just no fucking way he's still rolling out. All right, can we buckle up right now? Double team Morissette. Wheel route, post route. Extra blocking with the tight end. He blitzed everybody. And we're dead. Half of my routes just fell on the ground. Half of my routes just fell on the ground, by the way. If anybody at home was watching, half of my routes fell on the ground that play, by the way. If anybody was watching, dude. Man, I just can't double team Morissette, bro. I just, like, I just literally can't blitz the game. Dog, stop playing. What the fuck? Dog, dog, this is the worst my line has ever played. Slide right this time. Can we block this, please? Nobody's on the tight end. Go get yards, please. 42 yard line, we can win this game with a field goal. Oh my God, be aggressive, be, be aggressive. I might've missed. Not even close. Get me out of this hellhole. I'm gonna go on the record and say I should've missed that field goal for my piss-poor accuracy, but Madden sucks and kicking field goals is entirely too easy. I'm gonna put a record there. Like, that should've been a miss. Should've been a miss. That was an absolute, I mean, just absolute hell, that entire game. Absolute hell. Again, like, dog, that's the secure protector. And someone's gonna say, what's up here with the opposition? Bro, you just can't, like, you literally can't, you can't do anything. Like, there's nothing you can do on eight-man coverage and you're getting that. Like, dude, this guy's gonna be open in the back of the end zone at some point, but, you know, you just can't do anything. Bull Jackson, third and goal. Here we go, boys. Buckle up. And that guy runs right in the backfield. Like, like, man, I just got a high ball here. If we high ball, he has no shot, but.