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Uploaded on Dec 27, 2008
words and music by Darryl Cherney
Jesus Was a Mushroom
There was a scholar from England He got a call from the Pope He said "Come on down to the Vatican To analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls" For twenty years he labored All alone in a little room And when he came out he promptly pronounced That Jesus was a mushroom
Chorus: Jesus was a mushroom, uh huh Jesus was a mushroom, uh huh He was a fungus among us Born in a manger's dung Jesus was a mushroom, uh, huh
Now as you can imagine This did not please the pope Who said "John M. Allegro You've been smoking too much dope" But John, he said "Your holiness You and I are both adults And the etymology clearly shows The apostles were a mushroom cult"
So how do you think that he walked on the water How do you think that he raised the dead It was just folks hallucinating On the mushrooms they was fed Why do you think that the Roman's feared him Why do you think he was crucified But you can not kill our savior You just hang him up to dry