 Hey there foundation staff welcome to skip dictation live My name is Sherman in case you're new to the channel This live stream is for hanging out with me while I make the scp recordings If you have any questions or comments, I will check them out in the live chat here on my laptop while I go through Today we are going to be recording scp 2317 Now scp 2317 is insane There are six iterations of scp 2317 set to the different clearance codes of research clearance so To make this happen. We're gonna rock this as multiple episodes So this is gonna be a six episode skip and we'll make it at the end into one big playlist the scp 2317 playlist because as you climb in Research clearance things change and the big secret of what's going on is revealed So the plan here Today we're going to be going. I mean as many as we can. I've got some time before I have to go into my day job So we're gonna start at clearance level zero and see how far we can record to get up to clearance level six Setting up the live chat here so that when you guys join in I can chitty chat Shameless channel plug remember that if you like what you see do the like share and subscribe mumbo jumbo and If you really like it rock the patreon that way we can keep the channel going and make a more steady recording schedule you get cool bonuses like early releases of the skips and Patron only updates on the patron chat So if that's the thing that you like and you really like the channel, I appreciate all your help. Thank you currently one patron So now It is time to get started remember I have the chat here. I'll be trying to get to you guys in between takes and if Nope, that's everything. Let's get down to business scp 2317 iteration one Which is clearance level zero if that's not confusing at all All right Set it up so it ups it up Reload the page All right, here we go Let's get our noise reduction sound. All right ten seconds of silence that gives us that right and now we move on to iteration zero Welcome to skip net direct access terminal. Please enter command log in Please enter user authentication Jvance one at at foundation dot scp password 9910 Authentication accepted, please enter command Access scp 2317 Incorrect format or unknown command Help access Access displays the special. Oh voice cracked. Don't like that Grumpy. All right Let's reset. That was a good startup So yeah, every iteration of scp 2317 starts with this login phase One of the iterations has a female researcher. So I'm gonna need one of my Female friends to help me record that sucker. This is gonna take a lot of editing work So I'm not gonna do a whole lot of editing during I'm just gonna make sure that takes sound correct So I don't have to redo them Help access Access. Oh I don't like the word access at the beginning of a sentence apparently Access access because I don't want to say it too loud. I don't want to like access and blow out the microphone So I've got to say it quietly, but I've got to hit the pitch Because I've got computer voice and I'm gonna edit it. So it's a little higher and so it sounds all walkie-talkie computery access access access Access displays the special containment procedure synopsis for a given artifact syntax access scp number clearance level Let me listen to how that came out Yeah, so syntax and access didn't come out so I got to redo those Crud I'm gonna copy that one. So I don't have to resay it That works. That's great Haha, okay, so now I just got to say syntax and I can get back Do-do-do-do-do Let's go look syntax syntax Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That sounded good Alright, we're back in business and so now Access 23170 Username Jonathan Vance Title research assistant site 179 Displaying scp 23170 clearance level zero item number scp 23170 object class data expunged special containment procedures scp 23170 is to be secured at containment area 179 in a reinforced 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter containment chamber Armed guards are to be in place at all times in order to prevent unauthorized access to the facility Description scp 23170 is a wooden door and frame originally constructed as a basement door for a 19th century Massachusetts brownstone Upon opening the door any person stepping through the door frame will be transported to an alternate reality Further information on scp 23170 is classified level one restricted or higher insufficient security clearance I got to do that last line as a computery voice so Also, I'm clearing a notification on the camera My cell phone, which is my camera Welcome to skip dictation live So further information has to be computer voice again, so let's go fix that Oh Get rid of that mess. Oh so half the reason I became like the most obsessive Like editor in life when it comes to these videos is I hate the sound of lip smacks like Ah, when I hear that in a video, I'm just like, uh, no, don't do that So I go through every video and I take out all those little sound of those little clicks and Smacky sounds Can't do it Okay, so next up computer voice here we go Further information on scp 23170 is classified level one restricted or higher insufficient security clearance Yeah Computer voice That's what it's all about making the voices dear friend. So the scare presents a tain in All right, so that is Two minutes. That's iteration zero or iteration one clearance level zero either way. That's it. That's the whole thing. We're done It's Complete that is it so I'm gonna save that as 231-0 and we'll work on editing that later File, you know what it's only two minutes. I'm gonna listen to it real quick, but I'll put it on like Speed and a half so it goes quicker. So only take a minute. Let's give it a listen in chipmunk voice Nope, awesome. That's a good read. We got it. That is file save project as SCP 231 7-0 Bam nice awesome save it And we'll come back to editing that later now. Oh cool recording news Site 42 having guest contributors has already improved the channel because Eric Peabody our first guest contributor Who did that really awesome read of 07-2? We were talking and I really liked the sound of his redacted beeps and his dad expunged and He told me let me borrow those so now I'm gonna use those Awesome sounding things in my videos because Eric Peabody is a boss and now all the videos are going to be a little bit better Yeah, improvement. This is what the community is all about, right? Rising tide lifts all ships. I don't know what that phrase is, but that's what's going on the more better We get the more better everybody gets All right, so that was 231-0. It was really short Now we're gonna go up and do iteration 2 which is level 1 clearance And you know what? I think all of the computer voice I can reuse Because it's the same every time so Now I've got to access a level 1 security. So I've got to rerecord that Because I'm reusing a lot of stuff, but I'm not reusing a lot of stuff. It's kind of weaved in So you know what because it splits between episodes it'll actually be faster if I just record it all fresh It will be quicker that way. All right, here we go level 2 trick some water Welcome to skibnut direct access terminal. Please enter command Log in Please enter user authentication H Masterson 4 at at foundation dot scp One two three four. I love the marine core Authentication accepted. Please enter command Access 231 Fudge I'm gonna go back and listen to that real quick because it was only 10 seconds 20 seconds And I want to know if my Masterson voice is Masterson enough Yeah, no, I'm gonna do that over because I want Masterson to have a Masterson voice So let's zoom out delete Round two Welcome to skibnet direct access terminal. Please enter command Log in Please enter user authentication H Masterson 4 at at foundation scp One two three four. I love the marine core Authentication accepted. Please enter command Access 2317 one You are attempting to access a security level one confidential file Please note that access to this file is restricted to personnel with level one security clearance And that information is further restricted to those what they need to know basis If you wish to continue, please re-enter your user authentication now H Masterson 4 at at foundation scp One two three four. I love the marine core Username sergeant Hannibal Masterson Title assistant security specialist site 179. Oh, I got weird there specialist Broke voice for a second. There are going back going back Title assistant security specialist site 179 Displaying scp 2317 clearance level one Item number scp 2317 object class keter special containment procedures scp 2317 is to be secured at containment area 179 in a reinforced 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter containment chamber Arm guards are to be in place at all times in order to prevent unauthorized access to the facility All personnel assigned to scp 2317 must rotate out for one month of psychological counseling Oh, I read out of breath on that line. Oh almost made it. Let's go back back again Shady's back Tell a friend Yeah, I don't think I like that either Oh god, do I even like the line before that? Yes, that's good. Okay. I was afraid that I was actually not having to prep for that Breathe in breathe out Expand the lung balloon Depress the lung balloon use the diaphragm Still use the diaphragm All right, all personnel. Oh, that's not the voice. I'm using drat All personnel assigned scp 2317 must rotate out for one month of psychological counseling after two months on site Personnel assigned scp 2317 must undergo heavy psychological testing before being cleared to enter the site individuals must Individuals must score must score Individuals must score Okay, we got through that far though. We got through that far though. Just uh another step in the wall Russell's here. Hey there, Russell. How you doing? Individuals must score black Try again individuals must Buh must score must score individuals must score individuals must score individuals must score individuals must score Individuals must score at least I don't like it Individuals must score at least 72 points on the Milgram obedience examination be unmarried. Have no offspring And express nothing less than total loyalty to the foundation While on site individuals assigned to scp 2317 will be issued concealing helmets with integrated voice changers to protect their identity On-site staff are not to remove said uniforms in the presence of other staff members Off-duty hours are to be spent in private quarters alone A class D personnel with a background as a convicted murderer is to be assigned to scp 2317 Each month for the purposes of carrying out procedure 220 Calabasas Individuals must score for the sake of the species you individuals must score Goal Okay, I did do that. Good. I was afraid that I was I missed something in that last line, but I didn't go me rocking And rolling all night long Procedure 220 did I say 220 220? I hope I said 220 Yes, I did do it right During procedure 220 Calabasas at least one security clearance 3 slash 2317 staff member must monitor the procedure by camera at all times Following the procedure all class D personnel must return to their holding cells or explosive collars will be detonated Yes hit it again hit it again on a roll on a roll. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes do it Cut that break in half During procedure 220 Calabasas During procedure 220 Calabasas at least one security clearance 3 slash 2317 staff member All right, we got that far And now I'm gonna literally cut and paste this from the last video or from the last recording because it is the literally The same thing recent files Open it open it steal it. It's mine. I can reuse it all I want Oh back it up back it up Zoom out so I can back up faster. Come on, dude Description good ground stone Upon opening the door And I might as well copy the very ending because all I've got to do is Change the security clearance So at least that speeds that part up A217 is classified level one by the level one by the level one by the level one after you on seven is classified level one restricted or higher insufficient security clearance Okay, so all I got to do is replace this one line So mute it put it here Further information on scp 217 is classified level two Yeah Okay Put it there put her there Awesome that is three minutes and that is now 2317 dash one or iteration two God that's confusing. Okay, but we're two iterations in already. That's awesome So let's file save project as scp 2317 dash one Save it All right, so that is there. We got two in Now we're moving on to iteration three iteration three All right, so file new But we're gonna keep this one open because I can still steal from it To quicken up the process Whatever we can do to quicken up the process All right Man, we've only been out this 25 minutes and I'm already a third of the way down with this skip Well, not really I'm two episodes in but every single iteration gets longer So I'm probably only like a sixth of the way through Not even a fifth in All right, here we go Level three or iteration three level two Okay, here we go. Welcome to skip net direct act That was awful. What the hell was that try again? Welcome to skip net direct access terminal. Please enter command log in Please enter user authentication j joy nine at at foundation scp Beethoven's ninth one two three Authentication accepted. Please enter command Access two three one seven two You are attempting to access a security level two restricted file Oh, so close. I made a weird voicey at the end of that File You're trying to open restricted file By the way, if you made it this far in the video quick update on a couple things that are fun to come Since I'm so many videos ahead uh two important ones uh For the 250 to subscriber Celebration I got two winners for that Russell, I think asked for your call is important to us And that is 99 done. Uh, I'm waiting on a couple female voices But other than that I am almost done with that And then the other one Yentown asked for the young man the 106 tail And that one is finished that one's going to be releasing tomorrow So the young man is finished and is going to go up tomorrow And your call is important to us is waiting for female voices I have several videos waiting for female voices, but it's it's done as soon as I get that So that will be coming up Probably in the next week or two depending on Uh when these people come because I'm not paying them. So I can't make them rush You are attempting to access a security level two restricted file Please note that access to this file is restricted to personnel with level two security clearance And that information is further restricted to those with a need-to-know basis due to direct contact with scp 2317 Oh, I was running out of breath. That wasn't good I covered it up really well though going me Push with the diaphragm get the words out. No matter what turn blue All right continuing on Oh, by the way, russell if you're still there I want to thank you specifically For giving me your call as important to us because I think gary gorham is my favorite voice now it used to be pesterbott And it's still almost like I think he's tied with gary gorham because gary gorham is amazing. I think it's Well, okay, I can't have a favorite because I have a pantheon of favorites because Pesterbott is amazing and hilarious Jeff from scp 008-j is amazing and fun uh, gary gorham is amazing and fun and scp 4357-j The new jersey devil. I like to call him is hilarious. So I have a lot of good voices But now gary gorham is in the pantheon because he's amazing and I can't wait to release that video So y'all can hear him because he's so funny ah All right, so Or was I I forgot information regarding your access to this file including the date time and location Will be reported to the records and information security administration If you wish to continue, please re-enter your user authentication now Jay choy 9 at at foundation dot scp Beethoven's knife 123 Authentication accepted the time and date of your access to this file has been logged in reported to the records and information security administration username dr. Jackson choy title assistant researcher scp 2317 Oh, I hate when I do that Russell Want thinks that uh can of air duster and helium balloons will get the girl voice out quicker You know, I had considered If it if it takes too long, I'll pull a montipython and just make some uh really bad girl voices Because I mean they're clowns. So We can montipython this right it'll still it'll be it'll be even funnier with a man voice I'm gonna I'm still gonna give the girls a chance but If it's if they are like hey Sherman, we ain't got time for your bs right now Then I'll be like cool. I'll just montipython this I don't you think you're going to call my daughter with lesbian clowns Yeah, let's wait for the girls if we can god scp 2317 I don't know if that was the right tone there to use assistant researcher scp 2317 displaying scp 2317 clearance level two item number scp 2317 object class keter special containment procedures scp 2317 is to be secured at containment area 179 in a reinforced three meter by three meter by three meter containment chamber Armed guards are to be in place at all times in order to prevent unauthorized access to the facility All personnel assigned to scp 2317 must rotate out for one month of psychological counseling after two months on site Okay. Wow. Wait. This is all exactly the same thing, right? So I can carry this over I'm going to carry this over. Let's cheat. I love cheating Let's go back here Let's go back here Yeah, all right. We are gonna cheat so hard. Let's pull this all the way to here. Let's cut this Bam cut paste All right, so Let's hold on let's do that, right Assistant researcher scp scp 2317 All right and get to here special containment procedures special containment procedures and we left it open So let's go zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom Where's it at? Where's it at? Where's it at? All right, so Wherever we are copying to to 17 to one minute 17 seconds so now We can go all the way Oh my god, we can go all the way to the end right alternate reality, so let's cop back To 117 seconds copy move to document next one and pasta and Turn up the pace Let's roll it and see what it sounds like So here's a weird thing. I don't know if this is the typo or not But in the last paragraph of this On the iteration and let me go back to iteration two and double check this A class D personnel with a background as a convicted murderer is to be assigned And then in iteration three It just says a class D with a background as a convicted murderer Now every other word is exactly the same so I have to make a choice here Do I copy iteration two perfectly because that's what I expect that they wanted to do? And call it a typo in iteration three Or did they make the change to iteration three? Very subtly Because it says class D personnel down below it And it says glass D up here. So in iteration two Both of them are class D But in iteration three, it's class D and class D personnel It's also funny because It's a class. It's a class D personnel and It's a single class D personnel But at the end of the paragraph It says all class D personnel must return to their holding cells Or explosive collars will be detonated. Now does that mean there are more than one? Is this, you know, if you know the story of two three one seven this could be purposeful obfuscation Purposeful obfuscation they could be doing this on purpose to mess with what you're reading because it's spoiler alert It's all a lie So You know what I'm gonna make a choice with what I got I'm gonna You know what to be exactly pure to the document All I have to do is delete one word personnel So It's not that big a deal I'm just going to delete the word personnel. So it's a class D with a background as a convicted murderer Backing up backing up backing up backing up Personnel Russell gets that reference. Yes So we're recording A class D with a background as a convicted murderer is to be assigned to scp two three one seven each month That's gonna bug me because I feel like it's supposed to be personnel but I feel like it's a typo because sometimes I spot typos while I'm doing this but it's also Like a really popular document and there's a lot of ways this could be on purpose I don't know. I think On one hand I think it's a typo on the other hand Far be it from me to judge writers when I'm still working on writing my first skip and That's true. Russell personnel can be single or plural You know what? I'm not editing this today. I can do both Because I can leave this here for now I can leave that there for now and then come back to it when I feel more confident on it or If I just email clef and I'll be like hey clef. I got a question for you bing bing bang Who knows maybe he'll answer back All right, so now we got to reality alternate reality Now it's time to continue on move that track down And to continue exploration of the alternate reality scp two three one seven dash prime I'm not going to put a dash in prime. I think that's good without it Exploration of the alternate reality scp two three one seven prime is limited But the area directly accessible through scp two three one seven is a salt pan several kilometers in radius A circle of seven pillars scp two three one seven dash a through scp two three one seven dash g Are positioned in a 10 meter diameter circle approximately 10 meters directly in front of scp two three one seven Drat approximately Rat a breath right at the end of that sentence Excellent good voice match 10 diameter circle A 10 diameter circle a 10 diameter circle A 10 does a 10 diameter circle instead of 10 meter. Oh god Thank god Thank god 10 meter diameter circle Approximately 10 meters directly in front of rat Approximately 10 meters directly in front of scp two three one seven. I made a weird sound Approximately 10 meters directly in front of scp two three one seven Each pillar is approximately one meter in diameter and seven meters tall constructed of marble and engraved with a series of intricate bass relief Bass reliefs bass reliefs bass reliefs bass reliefs huh Okay, what is the Let me make sure that take was good Approximately 10 meters directly in front of scp two three one seven Each pillar is approximately one meter in diameter and seven meters tall constructed of marble and engraved with a series of intricate engraved of all seven meters tall constructed of marble and engraved with a series of intricate Ha Constructed of marble. So I'm not constructed of marble Marble constructed of marble Comics and superheroes. That's what we're made of Oh, wait Control y control y Seven meters tall Russell, I'm made of dark horse and image comics All right So wait, I still have to look up what a bass relief is bass relief bass relief Uh, hey youtube tell me how to pronounce this word YouTube pronunciations are a godsend search Bass Pronunciation second one. Yay. How to pronounce bass relief bass relief or bar relief Well, those are two very different pronunciations. Can you can you clear it up boss relief? Boss relief bass relief bar relief Say it any way you freaking want. Okay. Jeez guys. Come on. Do you how to pronounce? Bass relief Now one I don't trust computer voice computer voice is always wrong in pronouncing words So I found a French French French pronunciation because it's architecture. It's pink, you know pinky out fancy. So Bar relief bar relief bar relief Bar relief bar relief I don't think I want to say it like that. I don't want to randomly go into a perfect French accent boss relief Bar relief Wait, she has two videos on how to say the same word And this newer this two years newer what did you change it? Bar relief I'm going to go with ball relief because it's almost French. It's almost American It's bastardizing both Ha, why not wreck every language? And seven meters tall And seven meters tall Each pillar is approximately one meter in diameter and seven meters tall Constructed of marble and engraved with a series of intricate ball reliefs The art style of the engravings do not correspond to that of any known modern historic or prehistoric civilization Addendum one procedure 220 calabasas Procedure 220 calabasas is a ritual to be performed at solar noon each day Defined as the moment when the sun reaches its height over scp 2317 Performing procedure 220 calabasas requires the following Data expunge per order of 05 on Information moved to eyes only document 2317 dash 220 calabasas Access to 2317 220 calabasas fudge marble and engraved with a series of intricate ball reliefs The art style of the engravings do not correspond to that of any known modern historic or prehistoric civilization Addendum one procedure 220 calabasas Procedure 220 calabasas is a ritual to be performed at solar noon each day Defined as the moment when the sun reaches its height over scp 2317 Performing procedure 220 calabasas requires the following Per order of 05 Information moved to eyes only document 2317 dash 220 calabasas Access to 317 220 calabasas Drat go fix that go fix that Do do do do do do Destructed of marble and nice good blind good blind and then Access to 2317 dash 220 calabasas is limited to personnel with security clearance 3 slash 2317 or higher And that will sound nice when I put it through a higher filter I got that nice data expunge from uh Eric but That is not just a data expunge. It has more words. So I'm going to do that one life regular computer voice All right continuing on Failure at any point to properly perform procedure 220 calabasas may result in an xk class end of the world scenario Should any mishap or failure occur? All personnel are to return immediately through scp 2317 closing the door behind them The containment chamber will immediately be locked down and a level 2 emergency declared and reported to the 05 council further instructions will be provided to on-site personnel according to emergency order zakariah Further information on scp 2317 is classified level three secret or higher insufficient security clearance Yes, we made it we're at the end of document three now Just put that there Calabasas may result in an xk class end of the world scenario Should any mishap or failure occur all personnel are to return immediately through scp 2317 closing the door behind them The containment chamber will immediately. Oh, that annoys me Little clicky clicky. Yeah, clicky please door behind it will be locked down and a level 2 emergency declared and reported to the 05 council Further instructions will be provided to on-site personnel according to emergency orders zakariah Further information a little bit sooner information on scp 217 it classified level three secret or higher insufficient security clearance All right, we have made it to the end of document three it is all it added up And yes episode three is already recorded man. We are killing this scp 2317 Two Level two clearance is saved and completed now. I'm going to get rid of the last one Because we don't need level one if we have level two clearance All right, so we're halfway done with this skip Uh again halfway done with the iterations, but they keep getting longer. So we're not actually halfway done Oh, yeah all right, so let's Actually, it's really fun because I can keep reusing old data to make new data. So now This is the one that has a girl. So I'm going to need a girl by the time I edit this episode Engine user authentication. You're doing level three secret file Continuing with the proper disparate action up to including a message. Okay, so that one's different Did we have a project specific pin before No, we did not have a project specific pin So I'm gonna need to record the opening here but then Get down to here Get down to class d personnel. We're gonna edit that one correction Awesome, uh still the same Still the same All right, so we're gonna cut and paste the entire thing. We just did All the way from the start copy Make a new one And pasta effect Generate track add new mono track Paste okay, so there's the whole thing So let's start at the beginning. I can keep the same there I'm gonna get a girl to do that one. So I don't even need to record that girl voice All right, here's where I need to add some recording. So let's start here This is gonna be so quick. Oh man. I thought this was gonna take way longer But I can keep reusing and cheating cheating it cheating is the best All right, here we go. You are attempting to access a security level three secret file Please note that access to this file is restricted to personnel with level three security clearance directly in contact with scp 2 3 1 7 continuing without rat Continuing without proper authorization will result in disciplinary action up to an including administration of a broad spectrum class Amnestic followed by termination of employment information regarding near access Drap Good news is that last line that I just messed up is already recorded. So I just have to take this Add it to this Oh, and I don't want to take a breath because I'm a computer in this one I'm going to silence that and cut it a little shorter Man, so this is actually a really interesting live stream I mean if you find live streams interesting because the structure of this is creating a very interesting case scenario For how to do a weird longer skip because it keeps repeating We're getting to copy and paste and copy and paste And it's really speeding up the process awesome awesome Now let's listen to what we got here from here I need to check something real quick. I think something in the last one didn't sound good Yeah, that sounds bad Well, that didn't sound good. I'm gonna go fix that back to iteration three. All right, so mute that And that information is further restricted to those who they need to know basis due to direct contact with scp 2317 Now we cut and paste that because that sounds better than what I accidentally did earlier Make no mistakes And also while I'm here. I see another breath sound computers don't take breaths Nice file save that because that's helpful And go back to where I am So yeah tip if you're ever making your own videos When you're doing human speech You can actually leave breath sounds in because it makes you sound more like a human being You take breaks and breaths in between sentences and commas So putting in a breath sound isn't bad But I mean I hate Lip-smacky sounds so maybe take those out But uh robots don't take breaths. So taking out the breath sounds makes you feel a little more computer-y and alien and weird All right, we got to add something to this bit So mute it here Authentication accepted Mute Authentication accepted Please enter your project specific personal identification number Cut that All right, now we add a little bit of a space and a thank you Oh mute it so I don't record over myself. Thank you. I should do Victoria's identification number Thank you. Let's cut that up I paste it Take out the breath sound Oh wait, I've got to record this part. All right, so this one's me mute it Username Dr. Victoria Fellini Title senior researcher scp 2317 Displaying scp 2317 clearance level three nice Cut that Coolio hit it Scp 2317 is to be secured at containment area 179 and I reinforce three minutes. Let's speed this up. So Funny story. I'm reading over this as I go over to make sure the language is still the same That big debate we had over whether it's class d or class d personnel That in the last one The word personnel came back So it is a class d personnel with a background, which is what we were debating earlier But later on It says that a security clearance member blah blah blah must monitor the procedure at all times Instead of monitor the procedure by camera at all times Oh no So this paragraph keeps changing In between iterations I don't know what to do clap. You gotta help me. You gotta help me dude Okay, so we can at least get that far Pry this paragraph has been revised prior prayer prior prior prior prior prior prior prior prior prior Prior paragraph revised as follows One staff member with security clearance four slash two three one seven will be assigned each month as quote class d personnel In order to act as assistant to the primary celebrant Personnel without security clearance of level 3 or higher will be told with the assistant is a class D personnel chosen from the normal pool of class D... Dang it. Zoom in so I can see it. Chosen from the normal pool is a class D personnel chosen from the normal pool of class D candidates. All persons directly involved with the procedure. Oh no I was so close I was nowhere near I got like half a sentence in. Snikes. Okay we're back. Everything's not deleted. Everything's fine. All persons directly involved with procedure 220 Calabasas are to be informed of this fact. No personnel shall be authorized to assist with procedure 220 Calabasas without first being clearly briefed that the assistant is not in fact a class D personnel and should not be terminated in the event that they disobey direct orders from the guards. No personnel shall be authorized to not be terminated in the event that they disobey direct orders. Nice. Okay so that paragraph revision is in. Prior paragraph revised. So now we take out the detonator. Personnel without security clearance of level 3 or higher will be a class D per any event that they disobeyed from the guards. Description. Okay so we're going back. Here's where things get bananas. Here's the big grouping of new stuff. So let's mute and action. Requires the following. Two armed foundation security personnel with security clearance of level 3 or higher. Hereafter referred to as guards. One foundation personnel with security clearance of level 4. Hereafter referred to as celebrant. One class D personnel as specified under special containment procedures. Hereafter referred to as assistant. Data expunged. One obsidian edged knife. Hereafter referred to as blade. One silver aspergillum and aspersori... Weird plants. Aspergillum and aspersorium. I'm pretty sure I can pronounce those but I'm gonna double check. Loading YouTube. Gillum. Aspergillum. And I bet it's aspersorium but I'm gonna you know double check. I'm not a science guy like Bill Nye. Aspergillum. Cool. Let's get back. Aspergillum and aspersorium. Aspergillum. One silver aspergillum and aspersorium filled with at least 500 cc's of holy water blessed by a priest of Abrahamic faith. Alright so that is the requirements. Now I think I'm going into a different list and let me go see if that sounded okay either because I wait a long time to... oh wait that's right that's what I want to check. If I do this back halfway. Resistance. Alright let's cut this. No don't cut it I'm not done with it yet. Think Sherman. Think. Use those bright parts. Continuing on. And because this skip dictation live is getting to about 75 minutes this is going to be the last iteration we'll do today. We'll move over to iterations and other iterations later on. So let's go with... so that was a list of needs. So it doesn't... there's nothing that says use those botany parts. Yes Russell that is the plan. Botany skills ahoy. Okay so they have the list the shopping list of requirements and it's immediately followed by the list of steps to do the procedure but they're not separated in any way. So they're listed one two three four five six seven. I think I'm gonna say step one step two. That way I separate the steps from the shopping list. Alright let's go. Step one. Celebrate guards and assistant open scp two three one seven. Step through and enter scp two three one seven prime. Assistant will enter first. Followed by guards. Followed by celebrant. Guards will at all times maintain situational awareness of the assistant. Drat. It's not the assistant it's just assistant. We're picky here at skip dictation live. If you haven't learned that already. Guards will at all times maintain situational awareness. Drat. Guards will at all times maintain situational awareness of assistant and should be prepared to prevent escape with deadly force. Step two. Beginning with the proclosis two and in line with scp two three one seven scp two three one seven dash a. Celebrate circumambulates. I said it right but I didn't think I said it right. Drat. Hate when that happens. I didn't do it wrong but I thought I did it wrong. Celebrate circumambulates scp two three one seven dash a. Drat. Celebrate celebrant circumambulates scp two three one seven dash a. I keep saying it right but I keep thinking I say it wrong. It's in my brain wrong. It's not in my mouth wrong. Celebrate circumambulates scp two three one seven dash a through scp two three one seven dash g. Proceeding counterclockwise at an even and measured pace. At every other step celebrant will scatter holy water using the aspergillum and aspergillum in the direction of the circle center. Let me see if I got that last line right. Cool I did do that. And paste it and back it up and do it continuing on. Step three. Upon completing one circumambulation of scp two three one seven dash a through dash g. Celebrate scatters holy water over the head of the assistant and recites the following phrase. Step four. Data expunged. Step five. Assistant then circumambulates scp two three one seven dash a through dash g in a clockwise direction scattering the mixture of blood and holy water in the direction of the circle center. Step six. Upon completing one circumambulation of scp two three one seven dash a through dash g. Assistant walks to the center of the circle of stones and pours the remaining mixture of blood and water onto the discolored patch of salt and sand in the center while reciting the following phrase. Step seven. All materials are gathered up. The obsidian knife is secured and all personnel return through scp two three one seven which is subsequently closed. Yes nailed it. Rocked it all the way through. Kind of. All right let's cut that up. Let's paste it up. Let's back it up. A little bit more backing it up. Expunged. Step five. Assistant then silence that click. Circumambulates scp two three one seven dash a through dash g in a clockwise direction scattering the mixture of blood and holy water in the direction of the circle center. Step six. Upon completing one circumambulation of scp two three one seven dash a through dash g assistant walks to the center of the circle of stones and pours the remaining mixture of blood and water onto the discolored patch of salt and sand in the center while reciting the following phrase. The materials are gathered up. The obsidian knife is secured and all personnel return through scp two three one seven which is subsequently closed. We did it. Oh we did it. Yeah. Fucking did it. Fucking did it. Cut it shorter. Security clearance of level three or higher. Go to the end. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Zoom zoom zoom. The personnel with security clearance three slash had an expunge per order of 05 through scp two two three one seven which is subsequently closed at the middle. Keep going. Properly performed procedure two two zero Calabasas may result in an XK class and of the world scenario. Should any mishap or failure occur all personnel are to return immediately through scp two three one seven closing the door behind them. The containment chamber will immediately be locked down and a level two emergency declared and reported to the oh no and a level two emergency declared and reported to the 05. The containment chamber will immediately be locked down. Is it will oh man little word mix-ups that you don't even notice. Will immediately be locked down. Yep. I said that one line wrong. Trat. Good thing I caught it because I have to listen to it a hundred times. The containment chamber will be immediately locked down. Nice. We got it right. We fixed it there. Doing things right. Whoa. Oh we fixed it there but now I got to go back and fix it in the last document too which is near the end. Zoom it out. Going back. Where's the mistake. Doing things right because I'm fixing my stuff. Don't let mistakes stay. Nice. Save it. Fixing my mistakes in my prior document. The containment chamber will be immediately locked down. And it's in the 05. Council iteration four at the bottom. Further information on scp two three one seven is classified level four top secret or higher insufficient security clearance. Cut it. Pasta. Double check just in case. That's right. All right guys that one comes out to about eight minutes and fifteen seconds so now the episodes are getting long. Let's save that. Save project as scp two three one seven dash three. That is a level three clearance or iteration four. So we have done four out of six iterations recorded. I'm gonna have to edit all those suckers so thankfully as I clean them up they'll all kind of come together. But yeah that is today's skip dictation live. I am gonna go grab some lunch and go do my day jobby things. We will tackle probably tomorrow afternoon scp two three one seven iterations five and six. Yeah because that is just gonna be oh actually funny story. Iteration five adds on a little more makes it longer and then guess what iteration six is actually really freaking short. So yeah we are well over halfway done. This is gonna be done tomorrow afternoon so tune in again if you want to do that. If you want to play along with that remember if you like the show if you like the things you put together on channel like it share it subscribe it get everybody on board we've got like 275 ish subscribers now which is awesome but everyone else who reads has like 30,000 to 180,000 subscribers so yeah life goals we're gonna work our way there slowly but surely five subscribers a day until we make it until we make it. But until then like share subscribe help the channel grow if you like the content do the patreon thing if you really like it because that helps me to take more time to do this and improve my equipment and stuff like that. If anything else let me know. Russell says you'll get there but you will you still remember me. I will remember you Russell. So at that point I will catch you guys later I'm gonna go into the editing suite have yourselves a good afternoon cheers off button is hidden I gotta press it otherwise it won't turn off