 Film was longer than I slept Where I was in the very long sleeve that's like half the night That's like you've just entered into nap out of nap territory. You know you technically this is four hours one minute in 23 seconds, so it's over half the night. Yeah, how do you get a whim to stay on that hook? Explained to me you impale it. I don't know. It's pretty thin you cut your shot away You roll it up in like a game of thrones a couple different points. That's that's ridiculous and Before the worm gets it. Have you never fucking gone fishing if you can't you see how fucking thin that worm was that's Perspective plus again, you could impale it in two different ways I actually want to bolster what rags just said they put it under the frame deliberately because that shit was never gonna work They fucking lied to us. It's the biggest problem with this entire series of movies. Look at that terrible CGI fit Actually, it's better than most things That's pretty funny though. God imagine being the ring you wish like finally well if you're obsessed with Lord the Rings What if like a dog put the ring on would it make it go invisible? I mean the ring would kind of not have anything to do with it. Well, yeah, how would it wait first off How would the dog put a ring on as we saw with the seal doors the ring will change according to the thing That's holding it so the dogs don't have fingers Exactly it would change to a cord with the thing that was holding it Yeah, they have toes. Yep, I don't think that ring would go out of its way to change for a dog Wow, I didn't even it was so casual about that right here. Well, I'm sorry It is just like if it was a wolf it would do it wouldn't it what fucking does just racist and see there was me thinking it Was hobbits that had resilience to the ring, but apparently not these two are just Biting immediately. They're not real hobbits. They're proto hobbits. Oh, no I like the idea that fucking for the first time ever Andy Sergus was like I only have to spend like an hour at makeup this time Yeah, I wonder if there was like any makeup or whatever They had to put on his face at least for all the green screen suit things well from the clips I've seen it's literally just like a little onesie in there Yeah, I don't know how it all works out these days They have all the dots and shit over people usually I think and it's usually in a warehouse Yeah, they get to see those funny videos of Benedict Cumberbund doing Running around and pretending to be I'm not sure. Well, that's about like Because don't you just like I don't know why they needed to CGI him when he's not Really a dragon's all CGI right here like all this all this is CGI that ring CGI. I know that Yeah, it looks so real the dirt on the hands. Look at it. He had a mustache and they had to CGI it out for the show Imagine if he replaced Henry Cavill and Mission Impossible I just love the idea they're like, oh, we need you back for reshoots Henry Can you just he's poppin? He's like, yeah, no problem. And then he comes in they're like, whoa mustache He's like what can you imagine the two studios arguing about that like you just please let us shave it Like even red land media would just like that's so dumb Why not just put on a mustache instead of CGIing it out? And I was sitting like why would you assume that if they completely separate companies and if you had him on contract? He and he's like I need to shave my mustache So I can do a thing for a different studio and I can just wear a fake one for hours If I was doing like no you're on our contract fuck off. It's like, yeah But that makes it really hard for Justice League and the studio is like who the fuck cares about Justice League Yeah, that's true. That's that creepy moment or his eyes Go big bigger free really let himself go in this scene That looks so natural to I quite like it. Um, how did Gandalf know about Gollum's story exactly then? How does anybody my YouTube channel? Gollum's unboxings top 10 reasons why the precious is the best ever That's all the videos are and everyone's just like make something new all of even in the books again Dolf just knows I don't really know how he knows. It's never really Knowing relative visit is like when Bilbo finds him doesn't even find out He's uh, he's held in Merckwood for a while and then he runs away Hmm, so they might have tortured it out of him then I suppose But they never really bring that up. It's like this really creepy history of Gandalf went after at one point And tortured the shit out of Gollum. He doesn't talk about it It's that whole 50 shades of Gandalf the gray Why I'm like front of right now. I haven't slept much and I'm sitting inside of a small stone cave In the morning. You have a ring that you're obsessed with too. Do you have a scrawny little midget running around your house? No, not that I'm aware of I double-check that you're aware of Temptively no Sure voice in the background rags microphone. We just hear the sounds of a struggle The hobbits ears like point but they go back they're not as cool as elves They're rocking hair though. No unfair though for like character Customization you stuff like why would anyone pick anything but elf elf just beats out the rest. I'm sorry. Yeah I'm kind of ridiculously OP. You don't even pick the others Ironically, I'll be a hobbit lol Yeah, you pick the other ones to role play in the two towers return to the king shit like the when you play dwarves you get more health But like it doesn't like are the controls so tis I mean that that wouldn't even really help you that much You your range is really short So like you know like the reach with Aragorn sword and Lego Lasses swords and bow It's like makes it so much easier. We give him these axe you have to like get close to shit And yeah, you can throw axes as well, which is okay, but price like I always remember finding it really annoying I have to level the dwarf. I'd be like I don't want it cool Lego Lasses the funnest to level when you unlock is like double shot mythril fire arrows Where they just annihilate a group double shot mithril fire Why does it need to work? Where the hell each one would cost like God Missing out having never played these games before dude if if if there was a way I'd love to play return of the king with you That's the is a co-op in that game It's it's old and it's clunky, but it's you'd have a lot of fun just being Lord of the Rings fan And yeah, when you play this Gandalf you could spam you'd hold on tap a and you just blasts like giant light out of his fucking I was what is it Gandalf stick? I Was too young when these movies came out to even watch them until a few years later and by that point I didn't oh, yeah, that's right. We have friends here. It's fucking I thought he's kind of funny though They've already just realized right the eyes and God has been taken over What was their plan up to that point if it was coveted or a kind unruled by Sarabha just casually woke up like hey We're here Looks so happy Complete they cut the scene of theatrical I'm glad that Christopher Lee at least knew that this scene was put in the extended edition before he died His scenes in the Hall bit were always seen as a sort of like he reconciled with Peter Jackson I still can't get over the fact that it's because of this scene that we learned that he's stabbed a dude in the back before Oh, that story is awesome. Can you imagine what Peter Jackson must have felt in that moment like I Don't do that now, right Wonder if he felt scared after learning Christopher Lee's like Reaction to that like after the movies come out and he's mad that his scene isn't in the movies I don't know Chris really is gonna kill me Man, how fucking cool does that look? Awesome, so you will come here for information. I have some for you Fisters Would you like to touch them good? They're gonna rebake these movies one day and it'll be terrible not going to be Saram on you You can say that for so many other fucking characters in this. That's what's crazy about it Yeah, you could probably somebody in orderings, but I wouldn't want anyone I don't want them to touch this Yeah, I never want to see another Lord of the Rings Tell me what words of comfort did you give the half before you sent him to his dome? I wasn't there, dude He considers it after give Wow, like a less peer pressure much Hey, was there like a little little flap at the top of his tower You know, I to this day, I genuinely don't know how you get to the top of that tower You're a little doorway of one of the spires. I'm guessing there's like some hatch at the like middle or something Sarma's just got really really good ears The only thing I have to say about this is I have no idea what the True limits or abilities of wizards are in this it's like a wizard can be killed by a stab in the back the Saram on get a second chance Such a brutal death. I just like it. Does anyone want to check on Grima's like no He's dead he climbed up there you can climb down. Oh My black ball. Yeah, by the way, I don't know if you know this wolf because you said you haven't seen it, right? But oh, yeah, this is how the scene begins it literally begins like this Pippin picks it up and everyone's like oh and the question everyone had was where the fuck was Saraman? Oh, it actually annoys me thinking about it. It was like it was just like one minute Just just cut the scene really far down with Saraman or just don't yeah, just don't cut it at all It's such a good scene. I think that's why Chris Philly was upset because he was like it doesn't finish Saraman's story He's just like not around anymore. That's how you saw me. I was on my balcony going left and right and then left again He was like the villain of the second film he was Sauron isn't really relevant to second film as much as he is We kind of funny is that in the books So Saraman doesn't show up until like the last chapter of the two towers and like the second to last chapter for turn of the king with the scouring of the Shire and easy in the Hobbit books at all I'd not that I remember it's been a long time since I last read the Hobbit I remember Alex being like so much and even been in it and I remember being like the whole films are so bad It you should glad he's in it. He really is one of the only really good parts of those To me and then he doesn't do anything Yeah, it's like 60 years later that Lord of the Rings takes place So they put that in the trailer dude for the third Hobbit film him saying leave sorrow to me And it was like oh my god We're gonna get a scene where like sorrow unconverts Saravan. It's like no That's literally the last Saraman scene fuck those movies. It looks like It looks like he was hesitant to drink You can see like a fish Yeah, theater has a sort of mini arc in this film, isn't it? Yeah, not feeling fulfilled He's fucking badass on Palin O'Field. So his speech was better than Aragorn's changed my mind. That's not fair Our God's one was after his how do you follow that up? I love the fucking look amour gives him you'd think that would be well-known the elves just can't get drunk or whatever Oh, really can't except for in the Hobbit where it shows a couple drunk elves Oh, fuck. Yeah, I remember people pointing that out and being really pissed cuz Kind of ruins the scene no because now it'll be like no, it's just Legolas specifically, okay That looks so good there especially since the camera panned and it showed them dancing on the tables It's like how did you do that? Gandalf, can you use your magical fucking music wizard powers teacher and how to cook? I would honestly marry I can't stand again. Don't you can't do anything? She pulls an apple off a tree. It tastes like shit Again, also, do you know your eyebrows are black while the rest of your hair is white? What's that about does it represent that you're partially still evil? I like the idea that they've just been so focused on winning the fight that no one's bothered to ask He's like so you like died and he's like Explain this as best I can Pay attention I remember when I first watched this I was like, dude, they're sleeping really close to you I actually care that your plans managed to get some way Once they're dead and then drops the stone and then Sam overhears it You'd think that would be enough for Sam to be like nah, we cannot fucking trust him no matter what Frodo says Golem they're right there don't You're kind of funny explains the entire plan for the audience like the lucky thing for him Is that like even if this wasn't him trying to kill them that would be the same place they would go in right? Yeah, really no other way in I think I've told you this before I find it funny in the game as Sam You have to assault Kyrith Undgall and you can kill like fucking 300 orcs Oh, yeah, I guess that's another comparison Sam is consistently brave And some of his biggest payoffs are in the final film where he does kill a bunch of orcs and Fights golem and is the reason that Frodo manages to get it. It's all great There's another Sam in another show who goes on a similar journey But then his last season he gets turned into a cowardly faggot great I wonder if that ever like came into the decision, you know, we don't want him to be like People are too used to heroic Sam's Give them a different kind of Sam Frodo looks over to him like he looks fine It's the picture of health. All right. Yeah, that guy over there is trying to kill us. Yeah He's like I overheard him literally explained how he's going to kill us. It's like I know Sam I know you're like what do you what do you mean? You know? We're going to eat you Sam when we get to the What men are the least resilient right is that why are gone like loses shit the second he touches the plant here Yeah, I think so. Wow you got a chair fuck That's looks really awkward to sleep on in the middle of a room That looks like she's gonna wake up and have like the worst neck pain ever I guess she's just been waiting there this whole time for him to come in. Oh Goodness me. Did I fall asleep right here in front of the fire alone in this room in the middle of it? Maybe if I sleep out in the middle of the room air going to notice me Did I just put a couch out here in the middle of a throne room? She's pretending to sleep talk and she's like it doesn't bother me if you're 80 I Good like fucking you talking about Smoking do you just invent shit make the beard is this was inspired your cooking? God, you know who's gonna have to deal with her cooking for the rest of forever is Faramir whole Faramir He's got such a shitty life. The only one that ever cared about him dies And every time like they get a 20 kind of argument. She's just she's can pays him to our gold. He's like seriously Can you imagine He was better than you Okay Something stares in the east. What do your elf eyes see? So it's it's red sun in the morning if blood's been spilled and stars are veiled to something stirring in the east I don't get it man. Our goal. It's like is there ever anything not happening Yes, blue skies. It means everyone is bored because nothing is happening Wonder what Gandalf's dreaming about they say like when you smoke too much weed you lose your eyelids It's like the first time Gandalf's been high since he died convenient that this this is ball-shaped jar was right I just thought I was like super cool with this he's just like hey man How you doing Sauron's just like no one ever talks to me. Hi Have you said anything to Sheila down at the down of the park? I know you're interested in maybe it's like yeah Also, is this the um like the top contender for best book to movie adaptation I'd say it's up there I I have guess I would have to see more book to movie adaptations to really get a good handle of it I just like the idea that Sauron was like I'm free. Oh, you better blank it up Cast you and your wizardry A whole stew if it can't off a whole stew a massive pot there. She was standing over in Pippin's eyes a fool But an honest fool he remains he's retarded, but at least he's honest about it Sauron moves to strike the city of Minas Tirith. I Like they do like yeah, it makes sense minister. It's right next to my doom You are the worst Hell mate I get it. I get it. I should have done the black ball thing. I get it Don't you understand don't you get it? They're taking you to Sauron Can you imagine if Gandalf took him to the black gate was just like here you go Then the next day you see the tower fallen down the eye goes out Fucking know what understands what happened Geez dick I survived Helm's deep asshole Dude's just not having a good start to his day. What the hell is up here that no one told us about fuck Like the Aragorn chase him. He's like guys don't rape him. I know he's hidey They're all like what the hell Aragorn, he's like I just wanna make sure Foolhardy, maybe he's a toke Here runs like what the fuck does that mean? He's like what's that? Is that a chair? A jack at her what is that? Yeah, I was definitely one of those you laugh along with it and then he's like you don't know what I'm talking about do you? Like She's like is anyone else seeing this holy fuck and some other guys like yeah, I see It's like man. I really shouldn't have picked up those mushrooms the other day They can't stare as fucking creepy. I don't like his hair was in front of him and he flows it back It's just gaddalf face there it is I like he's very concerned. He's like my lady somebody stop her He's like Elrond sir. I tried to stop her but I did everything I did everything I could I like the edit of this scene where he's like there is death. There is life. There is death. There is life death Are you here alone? Are there other people here? Are you lonely? What what's going on? Elrond just kicked everybody out because he's like I hate all of you He's like get the fuck out of Rivendell this place used to be a nice neighborhood Imagine she was like I had a son. He's like that son dies. He's like yes, but after he has a son He's like, yeah, but that son dies too. They're all shit. Yeah Like does everyone just dies like kind of yes Don't call me data That symbolically represents what they did to the hobbit I knew you'd sit on the floor So then this was like no rewatch lord of the race I just hands her a copy of the blue rays I like how you you you would have watched like an episode of an average tv show by now But the movie we're like right we're almost done with the introduction We're only 41 minutes into the movie and this is like almost as long as an e-fap introduction All right, so there are other elves in Rivendell. Oh, yeah, I like two guys I will just uh me and me and steve here if you ever want to sort put back together for whatever reason That's our specialty. So we lost two guys. He's like, can you put us all together? Yes, actually He just wanted to kick out everyone else so he can be like, hey guys, we got the whole place into our bells now Make me thorn Fucking he's dead He just didn't give him any food or water the whole time and he ended up dying This is a scene where he's like help me please. I need a drink. Get up like quiet The horse is like This city's tall mother fucker. Let me stay in a stable. Oh, yeah, just go in everyone trust Gandalf It's fine. The gods like wouldn't you like gray and shit? Yeah, I saw the tree Yes, I know I saw we all saw the tree. It looks like shit You guys have way better trees than the shyest. I'm fucking pointing it out He's never seen a dead tree before in his entire life Please wouldn't Gandalf would totally expect him to ask about borough beer if he wasn't already Aware of his death. He like he was with you guys. Was he not Gandalf's like, I have no idea what happened to him I had fucking jumped off a cliff with a balrog. So Perhaps you come to tell me why my son is dead in fairness. You have another one It is pretty cool. I like farabare more It's actually pretty neat He's a good guy. You should get to know him That shorn bean fuck was always going to die, you know, you can't have shorn bean And expect him to survive The mightiest man may be slain by one arrow and Boromir was pierced by many Yeah, your kid was shot repeatedly unless a child would have died after the first gunshot No, nothing to me. Many bullets he bore many to the head I'm fine This is so horrible Boromir screamed and paid before he died I can't blame him. I would have screamed to it. Looked like it hurt after the 12th arrow pierced his new cap His face was pale. He was puking up blood. He was cursing your name Xenothor is just sobbing this whole time He told us many secrets about you He says it's your fault Xenothor. You wouldn't have been here if you didn't tell him to That's that's quite a badass line from gandalf steward Hey, man, it's my name is stewart, please Gandalf clean your cloak. Jesus. No, no, it's cool of this way represents his slow decay into darkness At the end of the movie, he becomes sauron. You know, ryan shallots will probably have that happen Like thanks for visiting come back soon. Look at the kill sauron. He's like i'm going to move into board door Why He's always just liked it there. The orcs are pretty friendly actually the line of kings failed The white tree with it Until the true king ejaculates onto the tree it will never blossom again. I mean if that's what it takes Can you imagine living in this city and seeing that every single day guys Maybe we should do something about that When the shadow of mordor reaches this city it will begin to be fair gandalf. I'd be rather traveling the shade as well There's no leaving this city help must come to us No, we can leave right now. What if yeah, what if they did just leave he gets on a fucking horse and leaves gandalf's like no asshole Shadowfax you betrayed me. He's lying shadowfax. Hey, stay right here. Fuck this shit Uh, I'm here to die man. That's the horse. I was living in the woods and shit Do you understand our relationship gandalf? I don't want to be here It's like you wanted me to take you to fucking rohan that one time and look i'm still here You don't pay me. That's just this is all like extra. I'm doing this shit. Gratis. I'm dying These lands were once part of the kingdom of gondor. That's your opinion It says that one for one on the thing I can read it to mr. Frodo Look at me. Frodo the the flowers make a crown on his head that moves in for kids. Frodo's like whoa So their argument on a curious uncle is that just Frodo saying i'm not gay sam. Yes, you are mr. Frodo Do you think it's wise to be getting high right now gendalf? Is that a movie? Fuck this is some strong shit Rags we told fringy yesterday About interpreting these movies as an allegory for the drug war and he thought that we were being Serious Yeah, and that we'd found someone online that actually unironically thought that Is there any hope gandalf? No No, we're fucked. Honestly with how significant the fucking fight is as a whole i would pull everyone out of oscilia Like we can lose that place who fucking cares sarah has yet to reveal his deadliest son You've met him before Yeah, right there. He is high That's what that didn't actually happen did it gandalf? That's what pippin's thinking about he's like I've met him, but he hasn't been revealed. Okay You gotta wonder how he knew that it was the witch king of angmar specifically that stabbed froto too So he was not only not there, but they all looked exactly I was gonna say i finally marched to the first thoughts racist against osgole to say that they all look the same first On his confusion would be like are there nine of them or whatever nine witch kings and he's like no just one He's like No, which of the five were with the witch king has a witch secretary. It's the one with the beard No, no, he has the black robe. You can't see his face Pippin's like have you seen these guys before gandalf's like no He just heard about it from somebody like I said they haven't been revealed yet in a book The fucking pictures are like completely different Weird like gangly creatures me this morgo looks awesome. Yeah Like golems line was like retard. What are you doing? What the fuck? Had one job obviously all of Lord of the Rings music is amazing There's like one of my favorite tracks here in it This place spots up the witch king track So fucking cool I love that the idea is the witch king commands his armies by autistically screeching He's just re-ing No, this is just the morning track to the supermarket Milken eggs and bread Good thing none of them are looking slightly to the right. That's such an awesome shot Maybe we should wait a little bit I just like gandalf has really good eyesight. He's like oh, no Anything happens to him you let me dance or do don't threaten to rape him I'm like you're gay, but this is not the way I'm calling like that Nothing I would have been more over I've been like I mean he did threaten to kill us and you just ignored me They have torches lit torches Do you want to stay silent and quiet not seem like maybe don't use torches that armor though Like these two are clearly not wearing like the armor that the guy's like why not it's like it doesn't fucking work It was a mordor arrow. It's super tough. I guess yeah, I just I always when I was younger watching I was like god I'll skill you have to take it in fucking seconds Imagine seeing that by the way. You're one of the guards. You see this tidy person climbing up the way What the fuck are you doing? The best part is as uh in gondor and rohan, they don't know that hobbits exist at all. So they seem terrified They just see a little midget climbing up the walls and they're like what in the hell gandalf sorrow man could throw fire Could you do that? I always assumed he did it this way because he wanted him to get in trouble They take him to like be punished again. I was like, how could you do this? I always would have assumed as well that denith was being a prick obviously But the actual soldiers of gondor probably like oh, no the help signal to help We tried to put it out sir, but it was just too hot Brassles their job is to sit on the top of that fucking mountain. Oh, yeah What it was being like for all the guys that their job is literally just to sit in the middle of nowhere And hope that someone has to light a fire at some point probably cycle them in and out You get a week. Yeah. Yeah, you can see they've got a little like hut there as well I was like, oh good detail. You just smoke weed Of all the jobs It's pretty fucking safe They've got a hot box set up down there. You can see the smoke coming out the top They just got an xbox set up inside and they're like see they're happy Or something one day they're caught with it. They're like, what the fuck is this like I Magic funny sorrow knew about this system He could have sent like a fell beast to just fucking break two of them in a row that they would be able to do Shit. Oh, look at that one. Fuck it. L How hard must it be to climb up there? Jesus Do you think people like die like they fall off a cliff trying to get to their job? I'm going for my annual commute What if one of them fell off a cliff like this day and then they couldn't light the beacon Good knuckles great. Okay And Rohan will answer They could get a look side that he goes say no Motherfucker don't I use it to stab people if I need to stab people. Jesus Christ. Erwin. You should understand It's like, what if Erwin like at that moment was like, hey, say it in They did Defending this ruin city was a really bad idea. Yeah, it's just finally though. It does feel pretty fucking lame for fire Me as the second time he loses our skill It's almost like this is a terrible position that we should not keep trying to defend it because Then they get it back while he's in a coma I wonder what a rated R version of this would look like no restrictions on like having like really I remember I remember big dicks and titties everywhere. How do you when they fire the the catapults With all the heads. I remember even my parents were like, oh That's a bit too adult and I was like, that's awesome I don't even know that's dude's name, but I feel sorry for him. Yeah I think they did a good good enough job of making us be like, oh that guy. No I think it's just because he's nice to fair mirror that I like him. Yeah People that are nice to fair That's our associate that it allows us to get introduced to a new badman who by the way His death scene is cut out of the theatrical vision of this film too In fairness, it's not nearly as bad as Saruman. No, no, of course, but like Why, you know, like we that's the kind of shit we want to see I like the Tension in this scene Like they're getting their asses kicked in us gillioff and then when they're running away. They have three nozzbull chasing after them Wilhelm Okay, Julie does this and then they're like, what else can you do by the way? Like however, you know Lord of the Rings has a really light magic system doesn't have really clearly established No, it is tough to do it, but they didn't really even try with this. It's the same way in the book It's not really established with any rules or anything I was gonna say if Canada was any like the game version he could go to fucking Mordor on his own Hold the fucking staff like a minigun just go Yeah, you're just kind of supposed to assume he can't do anything. He's got a really big flashlight stick And sometimes break rocks and that's about all he can do A couple days ago, I didn't think they existed now there's fucking three You guys lay eggs That shouldn't be worrying right because that's like the only good way in I guess we never really found out what Gandalf's plan was to get in once they get so far. He was like I was going to ask all of You Turns out there's another way in on the other side of Mordor that's like really easy Like pleasant orcs as well. They're like hey, how are you doing? Welcome to Mordor I'm just picturing Borobu with a little wizard hat a wand One with it's like blue and it has like little golden stars on the hat With guardian levios Why does staircase go directly up? There's not stairs so much as small tiny cliffs one after the other And that army is still coming out of Jesus Christ. That's a lot of army. It's been really crowded in the Midas Mordor That place looks kind of cool. I want to see what goes on there It's like one of the things that I thought was kind of fun about uh Middle earth shadow of war is that you get to run around there in like a little open world area Oh, yeah, it's like all right. This is awesome story. This game is trash But you know, he literally could have grabbed that pulled it so the necklace breaks and just run off Like he really could have gotten his wish here I guess he thought it was too risky Yeah, I guess I thought it would be a little bit uh better to make sure that uh she lob kills them both Yeah, rather than risk them trying to find them. Also, he's got the bread bread plan. It's coming up I love the idea the front is like you fat fuck you ate all the bread I like the idea that he could front the Sam about this Like do you want the rig and he's like do you really are you taking the word of the creepy goblin that lives this thing Why is it that he outclasses Gandalf? What's the deal here with that? What? Outclasses him outclasses him. He can break his fucking staff, can't he? Oh, that doesn't actually happen in the book It's actually a battle in the book, but it never actually It doesn't show the battle which is really fucking disappointing actually In the book, uh, the witch king takes off his hood and it's like a a skull that's on fire with a crown on its head And he like laughs at Gandalf if you look it up the animated version of this movie is pretty accurate We're watching after this the the animated version isn't really good But the witch king does look more accurate in that version than he does But I like him more in this the burning skull thing is kind of silly to me I was going to say the burning skull. I think it's the sounds cooling concept sort of thing It might have looked his me and execution. Yeah, I mean they might have been able to make it work in here But uh, the cartoon just looked kind of derpy. I guess he doesn't make a freak a staff in the book So it's not supposed to happen that way Yeah, I wasn't really sure what the film was saying with it because Gandalf doesn't get to have his Staff throughout the rest of the film. No, I don't think so. He's like, hello small person He's like, hello. Oh, you're the guy who loses all skilleth regularly From Face is making Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his lord's will? He's like, no, yeah, I would but it's a really retarded plan. Yeah, that's really fucking dumb They have like dragons or something in in Lord of the Rings It's a retarded plan because this guy is like insane and He also kind of wants his son to be killed because he fucking hates him So while in game of thrones, it's like a legitimate strategy from many intelligent people Okay, it's literally the Dothraki charge what they do that there's like an actual justification for it because Denethor is a horrible person that wants his son dead Do you remember when John Snow says we can't defeat the dead in a straight fight? Why the fuck did they send the Dothraki to their death? That'll never make sense to me John was just a closet racist Everyone was a Daenerys was just like I think people will be happier if I just kill the Dothraki It was funny as well for a writing stab point It would actually have made some sense to kill them all that way So you wouldn't have to deal with the fact that they rape and pillage, but but they didn't they just resurrected them Okay, I love that the unsullied don't they go back to like Essos Do you want an anarth? Why send John snow to the wall if they're not going to be around to enforce that Dude episode six. I'm not looking forward to breaking it down. Maybe they're fucking allies It's so retarded. There's not a single character that should be happy with what happens at that fucking outside of Santa Dude, they could have just sent him to the wall for like a couple days waited for the unsullied to leave and been like Okay, you can come back now. Not to mention that it's the north. It's sands is fucking your restriction She could just be like, uh, I pardon him loss Stupid, I'll show you stupid now. Your head's on a rock. Your neck is gonna be like, oh jeez. Yeah, that'll be painful That's all we have left Whoa, where'd it go? He doesn't eat it. He can't have taken it It the logic doesn't follow mr. Frodo. That's that's it doesn't make any sense Sam I love him This is all jealous love triangle between the Oh god the load No, no You're the golem you turned her against me Sorry Sam, I'm too fat It's not that easy. Yeah the idea that it's like you can just toggle off home He's like dude the army's still coming out to meet his morgule He's gonna have to wait for a while. He just joins up with the vessel pissed off He is fuck middle earth. Let's take it I love the edit of this where he says to go home and then it cuts to the very end of this movie Where he's back in the shy or marching home to his family and it's like I hope it all worked out with mr. Frodo It's like I know guys it's fucking dumb. Yeah, I like that they have Gandalf being like this is retarded Again, I just like they legitimately have plans like this again with her. It's so painful Thanks for flowers. I don't do this, but He just eats it on the way Where does my allegiance lie? Here just start with him specifically. He's fucking crazy. Gandalf's just like I just spoke to him. He said don't do it Oh good The devil's like no, I said go He's like really high up Did you guys notice they have trebuchets behind the castle walls? How insane is that? They clearly don't know how to use trebuchets. That's why they have such a difficult time with this fight I always thought this is funny as well They showed goth mog realizing they're coming and he's like really Why like this is a trap they're tricking us They wouldn't be this retarded, right? They're trying to waste our arrow supply I just love that the whole point of this is that they're all going to die in a stupid fashion But then game of thrones is like, oh, this is a legitimate strategy Dude, when d&d were watching this they were like that was very clever. I don't see how it's working I was trying so disturbing watching him eat They used this song in like the trailer for the third hobbit movie and it was really out of place. It also seems cheap Yeah Remember these other better movies? I do hence why we watch it like a million times The power of a fucking good movie even the orcs are like really It was a lift in the boat like I guess this is our response The natural reaction that was I like that goth mog has elephant tightest on his face. It's a that's actually a a beauty He's right out of weed Who are the people that just make these really tall places to go like guys no, no It's like it's a really cool place Uh, but there's just some dude who looks at this mountain and he's like I want to put a camp up there and everyone's like why You have to go back down to the boarding why You know that joke there where he's like he's kind of shit Later on she's like he helped kill the witch king. He'd be like fuck off No way Yeah, amour, you know his little award, you know that small people can't feel love They're like the adopted. I like how this lion is like, yeah, war is a province of men. It's fucking shit. Be glad She's like one of our short men He's like, well, I mean, I don't know like well, I mean depends on how short five The god is like what What if he came like right up and he like touched his shoulder and he accidentally killed the guard Why'd you do that? I was like he was raping me I fucking deflected this knife two movies ago. This is my anti-rape knife She will not long survive the evil that now spreads from Mordor How does that work? Arwen's life is now Thing that's a weird thing that happens. It's like Arwen's dying now It's like Padme dying of a broken heart but significantly less retarded I way prefer the fan theory the palpatine killed her to resurrect Anakin sort of thing That's so much better isn't it? How would that work though? Just I don't know the fucking force sucks the life force out of her and provides it to Anakin Like that's way cooler than her dying of sadness There's like some video out there of a Luke and Obi-Wan talking on Dagobah after Yoda dies and Obi-Wan explains like how Padme dies And he's like, yeah, she died of a broken heart and Luke's like that's retarded. What? I've been trying to find that video for years because I can't find it anymore because it's so funny I like how ridiculously long the sword is that's right when the camera pans up it and it just keeps going That's a man's sword. You know what pisses me off The Game of Thrones producers wouldn't allow John Snow to keep the sword really why not? I should totally go to Carrington It's so stupid because there's like a petition out there to Convince them to give him the sword because that was the one thing he wanted and they said no Why what what do they need it for? I don't know What are they gonna use it if I were him? I would legitimately have someone forge one for me with the handle I gotta be like I gotta keep that shit. Yeah, it's like Carrington deserves that fucking class sword I like how no one on this planet as well would deny him that they'd be like no give them it But apparently the producers are like no you can't have it. What do you think that Harrington's gonna do? Let go kill people with it. I'd love to know the logic if there's some kind of contractual thing or whatever You should just stolen it from set. I mean, I like that Ryan Reynolds There's the story where he just takes the suit because he's like if I'm gonna play Deadpool and take in the suit Yeah It just makes youtube videos with it now So it's like I like that they give all the actors a souvenir and they finally get to Daenerys and they give her a bin child She's like They give her the skeleton prop that they used in season five. Remember this this is what writing is now It's just a burned husk of what was something valuable We wanted to give you something to represent your character's jid She gets uh Daenerys gets the starbucks cup. Oh, yeah, it's so stupid. Why won't you give Harrington the sword like the petition is littered It was made after what came out that he's like checked himself in the rehab because they were like maybe it'll Maybe he's got a little present. Give him the sword. Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarfs? Yay, they're going with him. You know, I'm going to like talk to ghosts, right? They're like halfway through. They're like, what are we doing again? We're gonna convince an army of undead ghost traitors to help us in the next battle. I'm like, hmm Alrighty, I was actually listening to us discussing the ghosts thing in like a really old efeb So let's like point out like why didn't they go after Mordor and the justification was that Aragorn says They're released at the end of it And I think that the only thing I have left is I need to pay attention to what legolas says from basically here until They get into the place but just a line that makes it so that they're bound to defend gondor solely It was the only thing they even can do not attack anywhere. That's all I want Gimli does say before they released that they should keep them around. Yeah. Yeah, but that's They don't answer that question really because like the justification that aragorn has already said he would have released them I'm like, yeah, but why did he do that? He just needed them for gondor's aid not to like invade another place I know but why I would have pushed for that if I were him One more don't tell me you don't think they would have you got to fucking ask that question Well, I know they wouldn't have because that's like the lore of it Well, you can't say that from the perspective of the movies I mean the war that they literally abandoned was fighting Mordor, wasn't it? Yeah, well I'm kind of there's different Shit I'd have to actually look at that all up because I don't know some more explaining the appendices I like the ghost, but if I was to piss and they've written this I probably would have not had them in next This super OP and the book they actually don't even show up to meanest here If they just take the boats and call it good. It was actually the most disappointing chapter in the entire book I wanna see some ghost shit, dude The worst part is it's like they don't show it happen It just cuts right to The end of the battle that meanest here is that Gimli and Legolas visit Pippin or no It was Mary I think and he's like, what are you doing? Where were you guys and then Gimli and Legolas are like, yeah We hired a bunch of ghosts and they helped us take the boats and that was it Like it didn't show what happened. It was extremely disappointing as a chapter I was like, I wanted to see this happen. This sounds awesome That's funny about um, like the legends of the white walkers I was just thinking about how like the pale spiders biggest hounds thing like they they cheaped out on that They cheaped out on the elephants They showed us that they had like four giants at the end of season six in the white walker army or season seven Sorry, and then we only see one of them die in uh an episode three They couldn't use the giants as a justification to get over the fire They could have done lots of things I just like the idea you come up with all of the greatest defenses for castle and you have loads of room You do all the things but you have an army that attacks it that's in the millions It's just a fucking swarm of people And I don't know if there's any kind of castle defense that could actually repel that many people Especially when they don't feel pain, you know, the only thing I'd have to worry about writing it is that they self-combust That's the problem. It's like, how do we make it so that they could lose When these things fucking ignite immediately. I probably would debate it. So that's a thing Is that a thing in the books because I don't they don't really encounter the white walkers that often in the books Yeah, there's not there's not much information on them in the books Spooky scary skeletons I want to fight I will say no more You were allowed to be my servant up until the battle started. He's like, I was just fucking kidding you gregland I wonder what the plan was with him. Are they just gonna be like, all right, walk back to rohan Yeah, and see you get all look at how much build-up if we have fucking two hours for this coming war And in battle of fucking five armies, they're like, we're gonna outdo this one. It's even more stuff bigger You're like, oh, fuck you the battle doesn't even start for like another 15 minutes It takes half the movie to actually get to the big battle I mean two towers takes ages to get to helms deep helms deep is only in like the last 30 minutes of the movie And it's awesome. I love the justification for the uh episode three fight in uh game of thrones is hey guys It took them 50 days to Film that I'm like, okay. I don't I don't care. I don't care if it took you 50 days to shit It's still a shit Yeah, how many days did it take to make the lord of the rings and look this one's actually good. Oh neat So dumb and reliable See like as much as I love this you probably could have cut this for sarabod's death seed Yeah, oh then again, this might have been cut from the theatrical vision. I can't remember Yeah, let's put I think this was cut. Yeah. Yeah, I remember yeah, uh, then walking through the misty bit there It's in the game, but it's not in the theatrical vision. I remember being like when the fuck did this happen Do not suffer the living to pass It was a cool. I like how there's like a rotting flesh layer over the skeleton You can kind of see them both depending on the shot. What do these guys do in their free time play solitaire, I guess ghost chats I think Legolas, what was the plan there, dude air grind just looks over too many. He's like, what the fuck man? I will hold your oaths fulfilled What say you? Is that a yes Oh, this looks cool as fuck a lot of people that hate this because it didn't happen in the book But it's like this it's a skull avalanche. Come on. It's so cool. Look at that shit It's peter jackson ships. There's two kinds of cameos There's peter jackson cameos where he eats a carrot throws a rock and gets shot Or there's an m night shaman on cameo where he needs to be a full-on character in the movie And he has like some important advice all the time. It's really fucking annoying My god, remember in glass how he was like just let your dad go for a walk bro. It's like m night out of here You know He and his brother this family. They just no luck with arrows, man. No Barometer survived the arrows. I mean he wasn't shot by three in fairness Yeah, he wouldn't yeah the third one might be the one this movie was ahead of its time It portrays an orc with cerebral palsy The movie was a skull hat. Yeah, this shit's like oh shit This probably is like one of the more violent parts of these movies You could fuck someone else That's true. And I just yeah, it's always like you sent him to his death you flim flam Oh He's a lot. He'd actually actually be okay. Looks like you missed all the vitals Oh So cool If you saw that How fucked would you be this is this is my point about the whole like oh if he was all in darkness And we couldn't see them it'd be more scary. It's like no, it's not like that looks significantly more terrifying And it's not even the full battlefield. That's what I was saying with the zombies Imagine you just filled every last place you could even see right. Yeah, it's exactly two hours in one minute Fighting starts in this movie. Oh man, man. Oh, so satisfying when Gandalf fucks him up Really? The gods don't do shit. Yeah, the guys are like thanks I like how everyone was just gonna go running and hide in their homes. Yeah, it's like guys I mean you're better off at least defending You're dead otherwise Game of thrones you looking you looking Oh Like sir if I could move but it saves me I don't think it's worth it Who's this child? Oh, this is my favorite part. This is my favorite part now school flying in with this music is fucking awesome I mean, this is fantasy right here. You know, this is why we watch this shit And they go right for the trebuchets too exactly it all makes sense Oh, this is brutal You know for movies that have so little blood or gore when they actually do show something violent it's pretty brutal Broke or date Oh, and they have arches game of thrones. Oh, you're arch You know the archer on the wall was Arya really? Yeah, it's like some other dude, but then one of the dude you're like, okay Who gandalf's like that was kind of a kill steal, but yeah, I know great You did it. He got you. He got your sword, buddy. You ruined my kill streak, bro It's like it was made specifically for the purpose people without sir Weird I don't get it Like sorry, what what why did we bring that out already big criticism? I see with this this doesn't really look like a wolf. It just looks like a pig I thought it was a pig. I thought it was two like me and my friends called him wilbur all the time Wilbur I think it's because of like kind of reminds you of like that Imagery of like a pig with an apple in its mouth on a plate sort of thing. Yeah, they could totally have been killed Like let's just like what the fuck man. It was past his ear to be fair Bad influence, dude She could totally picture I wonder what that feels like to have a ghost just pass through you not even like say sorry or anything I mean, that's a big social faux pas a real big breach of etiquette I like to think the between scenes as they were going up All of them fucking Frodo were just back and forth and about how annoying Sam has been this whole time Do you remember that time where you just like fucking was talking about like farming and shit? I'm so annoying Yeah, he ruined those rabbits I know Frodo was like, yeah, I would have liked the brawl honestly, but he just fucked it They looked out to Sam still they're crying. They're like, uh Are you still here? Yeah, this is the whole fucking level in the game. You battle like a million spiders. Sam is a hero I have to just slid off and died He like fell right off a cliff and down into the armies that mean his morgul and they're like, oh Just eat it Go back up say Frodo. He doesn't have to be in any of that. I'd be like you may as well Oh, that'd be so funny if you second time. I climbed these stairs today He gets back to Frodo. He's like, I found all the bread Frodo's like, oh really? He's like, I ate it all but you know Oh good thing that voice over played you in dark places Oh, she's so creepy She's like really dude Your fat one was right about you This is Sam is standing like three meters away like wow Dude, wow, I was gonna save you but uh ouch God they showed this scene to my class back in middle school. I don't remember why They were showing like movie scenes to like inspire us and I'm like, what's inspiring about him throwing golem off a cliff Well, maybe it was the fact that Frodo is like I gotta destroy it for both of us. That was the inspiring part We did it Yay, that was a cool ass shot It's kind of funny if she did this remotely and she was able to view him at all times through a little like Fountain anything and she gets him the big old bump to to get going and then she sees he gets stabbed by the spider And she's like, oh And then she gets her rear turns to sam Sam it's your destiny You were always the one she had the other elves are like taking bets on who's gonna die The highest likelihood is saur on winds and elrond's like bet 10 000 units on that shit Uh, you might want to put your helm on. Yeah, that's the one thing with this scene It's like you're not doing a very good job at keeping yourself concealed. You can randomly hear one guy go woman I'm the woman I could see her ankles There is some implication in the book that I mean she in the book She like uses a fake name to pretend like she has a guy But there is like some strange like little implication that like a few of them know it's her but they don't say anything You the girly looking one in the midget. Let's go Only thing with this is like this tower is so far away from that tree So when denith or catches on fire, he's gonna run a long way to jump off that ledge I mean, have you ever been on fire? Yeah, have you ever been a crazy man on fire? No, I haven't Well, then you judge this like you don't shit I mean, I'm pretty sure he just like collapsed and died before he made it that far It was proof to me that you've never been on fire. I have so I can confirm it's possible. The full doesn't kill you It's the uh infection from the wounds I love that again no says that they come through and he's like, oh fuck Uh spiders are pretty much proof that god doesn't exist because why in the hell would anything create some a like a horrible monster Cockroaches take the good with the bad. Oh, yeah, that is the one thing I appreciate about spiders They kill the shit out of loads of other things Well, maybe if god didn't make those other things they wouldn't yeah, no, I will concede though like Since I entered this this universe. I was like spiders Like could you have desired anything creepier? Look at those things The multiple eyes the multiple legs how fast they move the way they kill that when I found out how they kill I was like, no, these are just this is made up They grabbed you in a fucking cocoon and then suck your blood out It's disgusting I'm horrified. It's the most horrible. It's the most horrible thing I hope sam told people about this because it was amazing He tells all these kids war stories like no one ever believes the spider story. They're like fuck off I mean if I ever meet a guy who's like got a spider as a pet I just gonna be like, okay, I'm gonna stay far the fuck away from you Oh god, they have like pincers that come out of their assholes You're gonna tell me that there's a god out there who is like this is this needs to happen He like rubs the the the elven brat on his lips like come on, mr. Frodo Sam true love's first kiss has always works wakes Frodo up and he's like, what the fuck sam? I'm not gay. I mean the the story is permanently like is all great other than that time sam tried to rape me It sounds like I did and he's like dude, don't need to lie. It's okay. Everyone says it's like you did amazing sam except the raping Frodo has the choice be raped by sam or be raped by shila I wonder if he leaves this part of the story out like oh, yeah, I found you up in the tower. Yep That's the first time I found you I did I Saw the orcs carrying you away You know what's funny in a crappier vision sam wouldn't have taken the ring Just because the riders would have forgotten about the ring and then and then we'd be like, why would you have taken this? You should be like, uh, sam kind of forgot about the ring So why did the orcs take it? It's like oh, the orcs just think it's a random ring You know if ryan johnson directed this movie He would have forgot about the ring and then one of the orcs would have taken it become the new dark lord Everyone would have lost. Yeah, and then like the end would be like the ring will return in my trilogy coming 2025 still archers on the wall. Shoot them. I don't know why I don't know why they have any strategy I've heard the best way to do it. It's to surrender Oh doth mole oak Oh here we go Was this part cut from the theatrical version? Yeah, it was and the confusion was like, where did gandalf's staff go? This sword does catch on fire in the book too. That's cool Yeah, I was like, how the fuck did he do that? He shouldn't be able to Kind of dumb I like that he lifted his sword as if to strike him. Just like he's really far away He was gonna throw it Oh god, that's part of the movie He's like, no, I don't want to do this anymore. He gets off the horse Just go back home Not that many it's funny because you compare to the fucking golden company and game of thrones The 20,000 strong turned into 500 Imagine all of them again sliced off when he was doing this and everyone's like, dude, why did you do that? Well, how that one guy just seems so fucking eager to kill me works I love that. I just fucking slamming through them. Is that all you just pulled on his face? Yep, yeah, fucking hell. Yeah, he would be dead so quickly. I've been collecting my cum. Oh, jeez For years very flammable cum I've been drinking alcohol. Like, so are you sure? Look how slowly they come into words. I'm like, are we really doing this? The wizard said stay this madness and yet he continues to do the madness How many times am I gonna have to hit you with a stick today? The fucker was soaked in oil I really want to kill my son Let me Oh shadow facts was totally on board with that one Yeah, I was like, I'll show you how it's done Now time for a cross-country run Man those horses must have felt so good being against people and then they were like, oh I like that they form up before charging again. Yeah, and I love this shot as well. And then they just get fucking Decimated. Yeah So unfit. Yeah rated our version of this scene would be gory as shit Yeah, Gabbling would fucking fire at arrow into the elephant bulls They'd be like Uh, short spears op You're gonna have to nerf that in the next patch. Look at how you took out two of them That still only counts as one. It's like, what the fuck Daryl? I'm sorry They give up on this and bring up Grodd It's a take him up through all the fucking minister That is probably the goriest thing in the entire three films. Oh, which is so cool. I love all of this What it zooms down in this chained maze, dude There's such a fucking unit of a weapon Apparently they got someone really strong to lift it and even he was like having a really hard time trying to swing that fucking thing around Imagine it. I feel he's like scary to even fight doesn't matter what weapons he has just like Just go away like when he stands up out of the corpse of the felbies. It's like, oh, Jesus Skull head is Like who is that? I don't know. S.T.A. W. moments in Lord of the Rings return of the king I might actually have to kill him That would have happened if this was released today For a long time. I thought he was saying 50 60 and I was like, did you really just count? You don't know it was a mithril fire arrow went through 10 people at once Well, now they're evenly matched. They both have a useless arm See that's the kind of satisfying death we want to see what are you talking about? I would just want like some girl to come flying in from the background He literally asked what the undead even are an episode before that Remember we're watching these movies because of that show. There's literally the motivation here You know as ridiculous as this is Isn't half as ridiculous as what he does in the hobbit. You know for how long it's been riding as well There's no way he would have ended up where Ghibli is That's a great line. So it doesn't matter I wonder how many god dorians they accidentally killed The orcs put on the god dorian. I'm like, oh my god, my huban Dude, you fucking kill the witch king I'm so fucking tight I'm probably gonna die. No one's gonna believe you. Just say it. I gotta tell him that fucking Mary did it He's just really jealous that she got the kill and he doesn't want to live anymore because of it In 2007 a navy seal called mike day was shot 27 times by four al-qaeda gunmen and hit by grenade shrapnel He managed to kill all full government and walk out to the extraction point and he's currently living with his wife and daughters How the fuck do you get shot 27 times? Do you have plot armor? He has something very important he has to do in the future At the funeral harrigone's like she made greats And they're all just like sniggering Well, that's awkward. It was like crying his eyes out. God. I was just smiling. It's like, well, we won Dude, did I step the witch king or is that a bad trip? Harrigone's like, I doubt you killed the witch king She wanted harrigone and said she gets like second place harrigone No fair, man is awesome. Not even second place harrigone like Seven three I was gonna say he lost us giliath twice rags. Come on. Yeah, he missed 12 dudes lost Oh, yeah, you're right. He lost it three times. I like that Gandalf was just like, all right I'm gonna go back inside and then just left pippin to find mary for himself. Yeah, I killed the witch king Dude, I got assist points for the witch king is like I leveled like four times Dude, everyone stole my kill. I totally had it. Fuckin bitch. Apparently I can't kill him because I'm a man But he's not he's a hobbit. He could have killed him. He's hobbit man. He's hobbit man Oh man, they had a bullet collection. There's a certain mundane person He's been waiting for this day. They all laughed at me when I tried to use my rock Now they'll see Well, hell of a party last night. I was just like, what the fuck? It's a suicide-packed orc hive A Balrog of Mordekos Smallest fucking Balrog in the world Yeah, they cut that and the mouth of Sauron from the theatrical It sucks that they kept the mouth of Sauron such a cool fucking character. I like the Aragorn just fucking kills him Yeah, yeah, it's me the fat one. Yeah Took the ring You know what? You could have just let him believe that and be like, okay, you go home Frodo I'll do the right. You're really unreliable right now. I always didn't like I mean, it's totally a character But I always didn't like the Frodo like snatches it away. It's like he fucking made a good decision doing this, mate He would have preferred this than not this man. Sam's resilient Sam's like, yeah, here it is the ring in the top trumps. He had the highest resilience out of all the characters Yeah, right now. He's just like god Frodo is a weirdo. Sauron was suspected trap. You will not take the bait Oh, I think he will. What is your evidence for leading you to that conclusion? Yeah, I want to see I want to see how that scene went on. Gato's like, no, no, you just said that he did like what's Just the damp of the first spring rain. Aren't you that guy that lost a skill at three times? He's a gun dammit Like, do you know how fucking hard it is to hold this gillian with 12 dudes? Have you tried? Have you tried? Yeah, he's like, what have you done? And she's like, I killed the witch king It's like, god dammit It's like, man, I wish I, I wish my job was that easy. Well, we know which one's going to be wearing the penis in this relationship The question is which one will be out of these two They're moving off. It's a co-dominant relationship. Sometimes Frodo likes the top. Sometimes he lets Sam do it to build up his confidence I love that fool. There's an edit of that where just it's just Frodo dancing for like all the movies I know there's an edit of the about times Frodo falls across the three movies as well There's one edit with him fighting smegel inside mount doom where it goes to Frodo, he's like trying to get the ring from smegel and it looks like Frodo's like fucking him And then it goes back to sam and he's like crying over it They killed my mouth Had the horse well gone Oh, the the horse for the mouth of sam was just gone dissipated along with his body What's interesting is that bite of bid because the theatrical vision didn't have him and so he was airbrushed out Yeah, I think that I think that's the reason why in which case don't airbrush it out for this version Then again, they wouldn't have walked up to the gate would they are fucking up You know the blood on a sword doesn't make sense in the theatrical cut It's been there for a while He just forgot to clean his blade. I'm so glad I never watched the theatrical cuts I mean, they're still better than the majority of movies. Yeah, but compared to this and you get to see the cinema Also that horse Rearing up on its hind legs was not scripted. Just did that it knew what movie it was a pile That looked good for the big screen. The horse was like, are we doing Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings like, oh Oh, Lord of the Rings, thank god. What about side by side with a friend? I could do that seem not so many times. Thanks to the internet That's the immediate thing I started thinking of too There's one edit where the rest of the armies don't follow aerogorn and they just watch him charge the orcs by himself Sam's like, I can't carry you too How much photo stuff's moving here? Sam's like, you could move the whole time Nice shot. A lot of how much is happening here. Oh, yeah, this is the Climax of the movie now. Everyone matters. You get that traumatic music going on Like if anything gets fucked up then Everyone loses. You don't need your staff. The magic was inside of you all along This place is lit I'm having second thought Sam Dude, if you were the ring right now, you'd be like You really want to put me on but be on but be on The ring is mine. Do you think Sam told people about this part of the story? When Frodo lost his mind and put the ring on and almost ruined everything when Frodo tells it He's like, yeah, I went to throw it in then golem jumped on me bit my finger off. I'm like, why'd they bite your finger off? He's like, uh, he just sort of did It sam's just like glaring at him from across the room like that's not what happened Did you know it like literally golem saves the fucking day That's the funniest looking shot ever, but there's really no way to make it not look funny Yeah, it looks like hasn't finished with the CGI yet, but he's gotta be invisible You gotta wonder like is there even a good way to do that I'm kind of happy golem got to hold the ring. No, fuck that guy I've no that poor guy has been after that ring this whole trilogy. No, don't be an enabler moller No, we're not enabling him. We're allowing him to hold it You're having he got his fix because you're fucked up. No, he needed to be weaned off it Old tic he isn't necessarily the best way to do it I think sam could have kept that part in because he's like, oh, yeah, the Frodo was just like, oh Yeah, Frodo's like I heroically threw golem off with the ring. So I was like You tried to get it back really, you know the animated version of the film at the end of the movie There's some dude who like sings a song and he's like I call this one Frodo of the nine fingers And he's singing it to Frodo and it's like dude. I don't think he'd like that Not a title like maybe don't remind him of the fact that he now only has a hand and a half I remember a bit of this sort of rubby like what it's on like some random lava stuff No, not the stank hand not the fucked up one. It's all bloody and shit Hey If ryan johnson directed this he would have like, yeah, he not only that sam would have pushed him off We'd have to all discuss why oh shit my cruelty melissa wills to dominate our life Lucky I made that backup ring and they're like what? See what we just saw there was actually saran teleporting out into a different universe Wow, this place got even more inhospitable Makes me wonder if like the whole fellowship managed to get there with they all just sit on that rock and be like So how's it going guys? Sam trying to pretend like he's straight here I think it's very good acting. Do we see through the ruse though sam? It's okay. We're more progressive nowadays. You can admit it. Marry me now sam Get up as they purchase like you did throw it in right? I'm assuming all of this There's 20 minutes left of this movie and so many people are like the ending six hours long We'll see they're the kind of people that would say and now we're credits Then they're like, oh, I guess we'll have one more ending and i'm sitting here like Dude, we got loads to do yet. We're gonna see where all of them go Like when we had fucking billy the fridge and ben on and billy was like, yeah, if you like a six hour ending It's like that is the most invalid criticism. I've heard from entirely too many retarded people both But we look down and see the timeline where the little ball is right now and you're like man We just we're just now at like the end. Yeah, the end is like less than half of the introduction Like it's a four hour movie in 20 minutes are the resolution not to mention This is the third movie in a trilogy altogether. It's almost 12 hours long. It deserves this 20 minute ending I think it's a good sign though that the criticism is the ending's a bit long. It's like, uh-huh anything else I mean, it's actually like significantly shorter than it was in the book like infinitely shorter Oh, we still kind of go free the shire free the shire Kind of sloffing because he knows about it He's like, oh you think you're done? Do you? He's in the last hobbits That interpretation that he just knows that all the other hobbits are It is kind of crazy. It's like fuck. We haven't seen each other in ages. I like that Frodo says everyone's name except for legless. Like he's like, I forgot who you were Or what was the name of the alpha died at um helps deep Imagine he said that when Legolas came in And he's like, no, I'm legless like oh, where's healthy at least like he's dead and Frodo like cries for ages I wouldn't see this version of the movie it opens with the weed and it has all these different alternate scenes And so the free peoples of middle-earth are once again allowed to smoke They've got the about their shields They got the herb like uh hanging from the walls One big weed leaf on that crowd so they look in middle-earth That'd be fucking great if that wasn't symbolizes So Ron was just the representation of the establishment trying to keep us from our weed So like he likes to sing sometimes really awkward just Sometimes he just walks around meet his tears singing and they're like, what are you? What's he saying? What doesn't he ever speak english? He's just he's just reeling off loads of swear words in the actual language What's up, pal there I Love the idea that everyone forgets who Legolas is Yeah, cuz the other interpretations like what he had does the room in front of goes. Oh my god. Yes, you made it I want to see this version of the movie wherever which just forgets Legolas and thinks it's healthy There's a shame that Legolas died at home. See if you fought bravely He's here Like air gourd sees him die and he looks at Legolas. He's like you're held here now Like like he just doesn't he just doesn't want to accept that he's dead So he recreates a new howl dear it is Aowyn's just like an actual racist and she sees this shit and she's like fucking elves Frodo's like, where's hell dear? If only hell dear where I have to see Like remember Rivendell remember Moria weather top brie Realize this one trilogy is almost as long as every star wars movie combined It's like two e-fat podcasts where the rings has to up its game on the set for this fucking vego mortensen His pay uh pippin just like randomly. Why not? Yeah, wouldn't you? No, I don't like little people What? Wow, I can't believe it. See when we watched wish upon this began Because you made fun of the statues Oh my god, look, it's a little devil person. Thank you for saying devil person instead of midget No, little devil. See see see this is what i'm talking about. You can't call them little devils Shut the fuck up rags. You thanked me for not calling the midgets. I was very politically correct back then Little devils instead of midgets Rags stop jerking off. No, I was wiping some Uh-huh. Okay I really was he just pulled up a picture of how dear didn't you how they're pulled me up Bilbo sees this he's like, oh, yeah, because just Eddie one could write a book I guess there's still some left at the end for sam Do you think he just writes a bunch of fan fictions at the end where he's like fucking Frodo and how do you're still alive? I'm gonna write like the addendum where he's like few corrections few things that were wrong So Frodo said Frodo called me fat a lot Imagine if Frodo's vision out of respect for the fact that golem died He treats him as like a hero in the storyline that sam was like the annoying one who got in the way His children read it and they're like dad. Why are you such a dickhead during this whole journey? Any chance of seeing that old ring of mine again? Alfred, I lost it Fucking piece of shit. Yeah, I could imagine being like really dude. Really now. Okay. Can't nobody hear about this Do you think he's leaving Middle Earth because he can't get over the death? It's all dear. Oh Just every elf male is He calls Galadriel So they just go back to elf topia where they came from planning on euthanizing him They just throw him overboard once they're out of sight. You're just Frodo didn't know what he was talking about What do you mean? He's like you gotta die too. He's like what? He's just like I don't want to go I'm finished writing my book again. Dolph comes and like grabs his shirt and like drags him away He's screaming for everyone else that comes Help! Leave out the part where I didn't drop the ring immediately Tell the life and story of the hell, dear Sam you carried me up the mountain to save the world and cast the ring into mount doom Pippin a valiant soldier who trained with Boromir and stabbed the witch king And Pippin you smoked so much weed You just spitted twice Also, I've been smoking with so much weed Look at he forgot which one was Mary and just forgot that Mary existed all together He did some Mary. Aldia you've done amazing I can smell you. Bilbo and I have to repopulate the new world With the royal hobbit kind That Pippin reveals that he's going to that Mary reveals that he's going to and Sam's like what the fuck That's gonna be an awkward boat ride Other people start arriving to say to Sam that they're going to Even his family leaves and it's just him. This is just big line of like everyone even orcs are like sorry Sam Well, you know the orcs were elves ones man, that's a town great, isn't it? It used to be Haldia and then they were nothing I think this is the first time I've watched this ending and laughed My dear Sam That was his kid saying that My dear Sam, he's like what the fuck? Where are all your friends honey? He's like they're dead All I have left is you and Haldia And me Sam. He's like that's really creepy Well movie should have ended saying in loving memory of Haldia in loving memory of good writing You'll never see it again I'm gonna take a shower Better smelling up this discord. I meant that was love