 Because when my beer nuts turn to cotton balls What the... What are you talking about? I'll be coming home to you What? What are you doing? This old Steve Martin line You're a Steve Martin line, you son of a bi- I'm back for a stupid pageant It's the A.I. in South Corbyn I'm Rick Can you follow us on Instagram? Twitter? It's so cute So, can you follow us on the K-Squad? Bang! What's my own personal YouTube channel? Shame Nuggets Uh... Shame What are you doing? Shame It's iced coffee No It's marijuana It's marijuana Now you're going to jail Today we are reacting to a short film SORTH Really? Yeah Cool Neceritan Shah Oh! This is probably the most requested show Heavyweight, heavyweight We've had, and it's the Rural Stag They do a bunch of great work They do great stuff And I've been told It's because they can't put ads on TV Alcohol comes out And so they just do this kind of stuff Which is great It is great Actually, I wish they had that Rural here in America Exactly, I would love that So that they did more short films like this Yeah, why don't cigarette companies do this? Because they can't do it at all Yeah, that's a truly... Not that we want to advertise it We don't really like cigarette companies HAHAHAHA But if you can get art like this Stipped to be produced like that? Yeah Bud Light! Bud Light! Your beer is shit Why don't you produce this kind of stuff? HAHA Yeah, but we don't need more Bud Light in the world Sorry I know, I know But if you want to produce some good art Do it Yep Anyways, so this is Rogan Josh Uh, with Neceritan Shah Awesome This is probably the most requested, um Awesome short film Now, we gotta say Got a lot to live up to Because we've yet to see a bad short film from India That's true We have yet to see a short film that we didn't love I doubt Neceritan Shah's short film is gonna be the bad one I doubt it too Just sayin' we've got a great streak goin' Here we go Why isn't it connected to the Because the dumb bone's connected to the smart bone The smart bone's connected to the smart bone The smart bone's connected to the laptop The laptop's connected to the TV Oh, there we go Alright, here we go Hard short films Start being so modest it's not It is your 65th birthday, no? Mhm Socha, the old man deserves a hug The old man has put a Prove you're wrong tonight Anyway, you did prove that, no? 30 years ago, I didn't know what to do Yes, they do wrong You can add I don't think so Yep, Nicki Minaj Why not? That's for sure Now, what did we do, brother? We got a message That he'll be late for dinner You don't remember his old days Always missing up our plans At the last moment Actually, he's always there for your birthday And that too on time When it's time to cook He always takes it And the day he was late The same day you were late The same day you were late Oh, wow Should I make a roti? With the white rice So, I'll make the raita It's in the fridge It's not in the dish Don't worry Look what you've done Talking to you has made the modern people Nothing, Vijay There's nothing more to keep In two minutes A man's life can go Anyway Two minutes Can save your life No value for time I've told you Don't come to my kitchen For your information This is not your pattern And by the way Mr. Vijay Kapoor This is not the kitchen of your Taj hotel This is my kitchen And this is my kitchen Not you All okay? That Vijay, such a stick loss of time In two minutes He'll ruin his recipe But To be honest He's actually the best chef Preeti, whatever he's saying Don't cut it Don't be over with it Have you Ever tried his specialty? Robin Josh I'm a vegan actually for the one book Oh Of course I'm so sorry New trends That's exactly the come Vijay Preeti Here's your aloo gobi Thank you Vijay You're welcome Vijay Kapoor Hi Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to you Why are you laughing so much? What are you doing today? I didn't see you You just said something The effects of age Actually it's called Love is Platy Beautiful Come Have you eaten? Mr. Vijay Kapoor What are you looking at? It's an odd edit too For the story Sorry everyone for coming in late No You're absolutely on time Sorry dad Vijay It's just two minutes late Thank you uncle Vijay It's delicious By the way How did you two meet? Oh What happened? Shut up Preeti How can you talk to me like this? Same way you two We met at a mosque A mosque? That's interesting My husband was saying he was there I'm sorry husband I know It's a very sad story Rosa I told you I used to think you were very intelligent Excuse me I used to think I mean You didn't get married to UK best engineer You got married to a Bawachi What are you doing? Really? You did that? Yes Preeti I did And Zakir I don't know Time pass I guess It's been 25 years since I passed And when was my time pass? You don't have time to pass By the way What's the problem with the chef? No problem But you Bawachi spend the entire life In the kitchen It's so boring Isn't it? You gynecologist spend your whole life Peering into a woman That is interesting Of course I'm the lucky Can you please change the topic? Could you please behave? It's okay Preeti I've been used to this For the past 35 years? Ever since Zakir has been my gynecologist When I have a room Tell me one thing He won't treat you very well You didn't tell me the real thing What? After treating her I treated him Right Why him? Because he fainted in the delivery room I was stressed I was fatigued Fatigued I was fat Jay Kapoor is not a fatigued I mean Was not a fatigued There is some tension Underneath Thank you No Here it is mom Thank you Easy Zakir that's your sixth piece Serious you got it I'm not playing cricket After six words Speaking of cricket How are Kabir's coaching classes? Mom is on the way I was trying to get him Last month He didn't treat me He changes his mind in three days He doesn't care Varun Abhate You didn't have this much clarity Where are you now After three months Kabir has a fever Yes There is no problem Why? He used to buy me a pocket money After that his wife Ritika I think Ritika should get married Yeah right Ritika should get married Your whole family Anyway he is his husband Ritika should take good care of her Kabir also needs a father I'm sorry If you come back home You don't have to wake up Oh god mom Varun I'm really happy she is moving on Really impressed with her Don't exaggerate Go wash your hands I'm dying to read your heart Just give me five minutes The freak is going on now He used to celebrate He used to celebrate That was our decision Did dad turn down or something I didn't know anyone That night would be a disaster I'm very sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Kabir has a fever I'm dying to read your heart I'm dying to read your heart I'm dying to read your heart I'm dying to read your heart I'm dying to read your heart Two minutes late General WreckING bo murders Well done At the Taj Nice The attack at the haj iid eight thirty It was theke clock,the beginning Of the film I was going to say something The second hand 2004 That was at eight thirty It's off Yeah,the last episode was good I thought it was going somewhere very different like I thought very different Like I thought you cook somebody that's who they were eating. I thought yeah Yeah, and I thought if that's it then we're gonna get some kind of a in no way shape or form Yeah, did I see that coming? No, I did not maybe Obviously Indians who are much more familiar with the clues that they probably gave might have picked up on it sooner Probably because obviously we know some about it We've seen a few videos and we read up some stuff But obviously we're not as familiar as you guys are right like obviously when they're going on the news was on and you know Basically people know I think there's multiple movies about different Times in between yeah attack right and we would know more for example If we saw a short film that had some specific hints and Easter eggs that were particular to 9 11 We would pick on up on that, you know, we pick up on that Remember me. I haven't sure is it good? Is it a 9-11 movie? Well, we're right there. I want I want good 9-11 movie Only one I've ever seen about 9-11 is the Nick Cage one about the towers by over stone. It's not about It's not about not okay but Great turn went and I did when they walked in and weren't noticing them My first thought was okay clearly these their ghosts. So when she walked the table and they were gone I was obviously when that came in you really cuz obviously she wasn't looking at any of them sitting down at the table So yeah, it was great pay obviously all the performances were real nice and the serenity. He's he's really natural Yeah, he really is is he like Because I know Was he was after Bachchan? Was he at the same time as Bachchan? That's a really good question. I think he followed. I think he followed big So would big be big beat is I think a couple years older than him would be be be like Brando And then you know, that's a that's a bigger gap or would like necessarily be at the Pacino and and De Niro times Yeah, but the age gap well, that's another similar age is comparable I think that's probably a fair but in terms of also what he they did for the industry as well Yeah, those guys came in and revolutionized acting basically Yeah, and so that's why you hear almost every single actor even from India We've talked to it's like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Brando Yeah, those those three of those are the ones that people talk about in terms of changing the art form Especially for people of that age your age. Yep and stuff like that So is he I'm or maybe he was around during I'm gonna talk about John's time as well. I don't know. I Know he's been around a while But I'm assuming because he's also one of the most respected actors. Yes, just like absolutely but I think he's also different because People often will name him like noisier than Siddiqi a man who's pushed way As as the person they looked up to as a as a Vespian the Caspian raft which we are also consider. I'm gonna talk about John of Caspian. Yeah So I don't know where they fall in terms of maybe they're just very comfortable actors Maybe so and also I was thinking about it He's the first Indian actor I ever saw he was Because you saw him in League of extraordinary gentlemen. Oh, I Guaranteed the first Indian actor I ever saw was either Irfan or Tebu and what would have been an American film and it would have been early It would have been I can't I want to figure that out. I think it's I want to figure it out. You see league I never saw Lee. Oh, you never saw Lee. Yeah, I saw that as a kid. No, you know, obviously I didn't know I never saw Lee I but I also love the primary message of this I mean, I love that last line of you know, turn the lights out and it's just it's a beautiful very intelligent way of Doing a two-fold Admonition of don't ever forget. Yeah, and they'll never be forgotten. You know Two sides of the coin on that really nicely done. Do you guys do bad short films? I Don't want to see him. I just want to nearly batting a thousand like literally every single one has every single one has been a Like these would have all gone and it would have been incredibly difficult to pick a winner if they all went at the same time Oh, I would hate to have to choose. Also. Why aren't they? Do they submit these to the Oscars because they should they really should I watch the past at least five years I watch every single live-action and animated short film that is nominated for the Oscars Because a lot of times are often hard. Yeah, they are hard to find it. Thankfully. There's a couple of local theater here That plays them every year. Yeah, I watch every single one a lot of these would be All of them and then there's always yeah, there's great short films That yeah, well what typically happens with the short films that come to the Academy when you see them There's two standouts out of Eight, yeah, right out of out of eight. There's two standouts and the other six are just okay Mm-hmm. They're typically not really really good You can see the difference between the one that's probably gonna win Yeah, whereas if all of the short films we've seen had to go up head-to-head that would be really difficult to choose Choose would have been great. Oh, that's all of them. Yeah, I should probably start to play this Yeah Anyways more short films, please so the next one that we should watch down below in the comments and I'll vote it So I can see it. Yeah, and if it needs subs our suburbs can sub it, but a lot of these ones have already sucked So that's fantastic. Yeah, good stuff. Let us know down below