 The the Hollow Earth Edition 2015 of the North news show welcome to the English translation We hope to get you the content. It will be Specific on some German issues, but we'll do our best Give us feedback our hashtag C3T Yes, welcome to the fourth news show 2015. We would like to begin with a small word of thanks to the technologists in the house Who have made it possible for us to go on so late small applause, please for the technology staff in the house and Because we always say we shouldn't be as negative so negative. Let's start with the future. We should be clear that the future is now We all know this lovely movie back to the future or whatever they're called and these are all in the Present more or less. So we checked what of which of these things have happened and well The most obvious things are flying cars and in fact this December There was the news item that there was a at least a test permission For one so that is right then 3d movies very iconic and that exists. We've sought We've chosen two examples here But 3d is not Resounding success to have been Problems, but we have hope it things are moving forward It will be great at some points You will be able to nerd around in public spaces and that will seem completely normal No one will know what you're looking at if it's going to be shark Sonato 3d or if you actually just editing editing your percode Fusion reactors well It's an important topic and there is actually progress on that we have this this year the first one The form factor is a bit, you know, not very good to handle, but okay, we'll accept that a bit of a smaller one there I Have a board's in the movie and there have been attempts of rebuilding them which haven't been such a resounding success And we found a video of one of those attempts to put this into reality Hang on hang on So you saw that that was the combination of a drone 3d and the other big trend selfie Selfies Meanwhile have become a real problem more and more people During selfie taking Have been meeting a strange death Look at the great transition here ladies and gentlemen Yellowstone National Park Warns against selfies with bison bison Russia Hasn't found an altis selfie authority yet, but the Ministry for Public Security Safety warns against selfies in particular with the typical Russian flora and fauna But it has been a year of of scientific breakthroughs Also Dementia treatment we have an outstanding example here This is a member of the House of Lords in the UK After Admitted suffering from dementia and was then incapacitated and had to hand over business to his family He still went to the House of Lords six hundred and thirty four times and and did the business and Some or other will now ask themselves How he had his dementia acknowledged and the reason was that they have that there were Acquisitions of child Abuse which could not be pursued. He has seems to have access to Advanced Medication is there a certain medication just for voting in Parliament? Well, it's not that much that you need to know for that I think but it's so hard to find good staff these days and The military have made progress Camouflage has become so successful that they can't even find the things themselves Also with the flight security The German army had this more problem that they would like to fly Jones, but flight security had something against that But they did find a solution They have technical safety measures to prevent them crashing in residential areas Probably a renaissance of the Siemens Lufthaken, which is a Mythical device from the Second World War, I think so which brings us to our first standard Section the Walter of reward for democratically legitimated building management, which is a bit more serious We looked at what could happen with the things We've seen more and more walls come up in in very much in the Volta Walter Ulbricht sense This year's Christmas card with the Israeli wall And the biggest installation of walls that is supposed to keep people from moving somewhere Is in fact in Morocco? Hardly anyone knows this this American wall is 2,700 kilometers long several segments and This has been drilled into the deserts. If you look at this picture, you may think it should be visible on Google Maps Shouldn't it? Yes We did look for it and These structures are so large that you can't see them from space and These are Guarded by 1200 people with seven Million landmines. That's the kind of dimension that this thing has So if you want to put up a border like that It stops people for a while So what you need is men behind it with machine guns or landmines to actually keep people from breaking through and this trend Can be seen throughout the year Estonia would like to build a fence at the Russian border, which we found a bit strange It's a response to aggressions by Russia They said and I was wondering what happens if the Russian comes and sees that wall Would they then say okay Igor will we will spare Estonia for a while? No invasion today. There's a fence there So so Bulgaria built this wall at the Turkish border Kenya Builds is building a fence towards Somalia. I have found a dozen examples or so I haven't got them all in here, but a very relevant part is Saudi Arabia Which has been building a very large wall by the European company EADS Against Iraq and this is mainly consisted comprised of computer sensors and things like that and which are Enforcing this wall the structure and you think okay sensors computers Surely they have certain problems with hackers there. That's what you would think which leads us to the hacker apocalypse Let's begin with a look back 2010 the German Interior Minister of Thomas de Mezier Hackers might be able to hack something but the reliability and security of the new identity card is not in question. He says Which is the the German new identity card, which has been equipped with a biometric chip Meanwhile, we have advanced five years 2015 The approach has changed somewhat vocabulary has changed a bit too. It has expanded The importance of the topic of cyber security Well, I think that stands for self cybercrime is defined in a broader sense in a broader sense It's always the case if the internet is used as a means for crime and in a narrow sense if it's really supposed to It's not about the actual quote actually it's about the overuse of the cyber word We're keeping up with that also with the cyber topic and the dealing of public and private data collection Cyber is a very large topic someone from the army. We have offensive capabilities in certain areas where we do cyber Cyber offense and much more importantly cyber defense Moving to the top of the pro-tailist unknown hackers had inserted a Trojan and that is cyber in a narrow sense Four weeks after a cyber attack on the computer network Still is not quite clear which data has been fallen into of other hands. That was the German Parliament's Network that was being attacked by the way Cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber In my view there the relevant trends are clear a more in the cyber area Yeah Okay, we've tried to translate some of these quotes, but I hope you've got the musical aspect of it as well Warm thank you to Tiro Jung and team who built this video for us exclusively the altars. Thank you Tiro Jung and well-known journalist Well YouTube journalist, okay, the video will be on YouTube from tonight now Let's see what hackers have been hacking TV We've seen this The French station TV five month. They were completely offline online and offline analog and digital and You ask yourself how did it come to that? And we had this nice man with his passwords in the background So the IS surely needed the best of the best of the best for this Newspapers were hacked to Again Parliament Well, yeah, the Parliament was hacked in always possible thinkable emails Merkel's computer to It wasn't just infected, but there was an official warning of the German Parliament administration That you shouldn't click on faked Merkel emails. I Think that in general this is a good advice election computers Of course too the whole infrastructure was hacked The hack in this case wasn't as bad as you might think Because it did the password was very easy to guess ABC DE and admin We had a sim we have a symbol picture here from a contemporary computer game Airlines were hacked ships were hacked And who knows from where this is taken, yeah The answer from the audience another example from a ships Damage that can only be explained with hacking if you ask me It's completely obvious. It's all hacking hotels right in the Hyatt who has left their credit card data with the Hyatt or knows someone All cars were hacked clear case of hack the planet this year Registering authorities But well, okay, if that's what they think Fingerprints Well, yes, we know about fingerprints by now Enough You don't have to read the small print here. It's all antivirus snake all makers one after the other have been Prized open those that haven't been didn't find place on the slide. They're on the next one hacking team Yes, another highlight this year Hacker hack hacking team hackers hack hacking team. I'm sorry Very nice highlight was this email as the CEO Hacking team CEO noticed that some evil people from libuic elix data could reconstruct where their employees Were and he thought that this was an incredible violation of the privacy And another employee then pointed to the fact that the ccc had actually explained all this Lotteries that's what I've found particularly nice. There was a case a lottery hack where the security chief of the lottery company in the u.s Had manipulated the lottery system and that made me think back. Did anyone see the current william gibson anyone read the current william gibson novel Where some people actually from the future hack the lottery of the present And the nice thing was that he only got through because there was a security protocol saying that the computer should be wiped after a lottery draw and that Took away all the traces Banks of course were hacked as well one billion There was only one picture that we could think of And sniper guns Sniper rifles linux based. So if someone puts links somewhere on something you can imagine what happens next And a seizure device and other Medical technology bits, uh, that was just a test, but we do have a talk about a pacemaker At this congress, uh, I'm sorry, dave. This is the respiratory functions that were stopped Hey An affair website the funny thing when all this data came out, uh, it turned out that these, uh, people were just big big They were just paying bots to Creating bots to make people talk to bots and make them pay for talking to bots crowdsourcing of a turing test Really, that's what it is, right? When actually madison was hacked Another personal highlight this year was the cia director who was hacked By a teenager And that was because they this director had an aol account We have some exclusive screenshots that we have some exclusive screenshots of what could be seen With the account of that cia director It's a bit old-school looking that terminal, isn't it? And it wasn't just any kind of danger. This was A cannabis user And when police asked him what he was going to do he just said, okay, I go to russia and told with snowden Hang on wait This is this is not so far fetched actually As Edward snowden suggests revolution to legalize marihuana says the headline Yeah, that's pentagon is also the pentagon has been hacked A department for human resources management because that was kind of strange because the fingerprints and lie detector tests and dirty secrets Of all those employees were on that server and and they apparently have been taken out as well And the question then is who is to blame? Well the Marihuana uses of course Which leads us to the high points of journalism The news item that snowden's fault and agents have to be withdrawn as a result came from the sunday times And previously reputable newspaper now part of the murdoch empire And the journalist that wrote this was then asked He just published what we believe to be the position of the british government at the moment Journalists No spokesperson and this is exactly what this is about the this this message that the snowden documents had such a debilitating effect on secret services Corbin wants to end Austerity nationalist rayways Not just for conservators. He's known as a lefty loony vegetarian cyclists Not just seen by conservatives as a lefty loony. This was a great effort by german public broadcaster zdf about about potential heads of government Of another country So i'm very much looking forward to corbin actually winning in the ok if the that same station will then have to Run an interview with him Yeah Yes journalism has gone through some some highs when people were just talking and losing david cameron tweeted when corbin won leadership of the labor party And cameron saw him as a competition and and then reacted by this tweet Saying that he the whole party is now threats to national security and the russian embassy in the uk reacted in a responsible way Just imagine uk media headlines if russian president called a leading opposition party a threat to national security Yeah cameron Pictured with a pig We know what this is about cameron had a small pr problem With genitalia and pigs heads that in his youth apparently he had brought into Some kind of combination that wasn't completely obvious to everyone So the social media had a huge party Of interesting utterances And some older media reports Had to be re-evaluated in light of these new reports this one for example So there seems to be a certain personal fetish that cameron may have Then the german government There were some some highlights Typical pattern here which i will to illustrate with just some example The headline says that the state government withdraws the secret agents within organizations that they monitor Well, this article says Apart from those that we still need And this one says Unfavorable light lighting We always see that representatives High representatives By themselves Enter Unfavorable lighting situations The defense minister here So This for once is a case where the journalists it's not the journalists fault They just kept on holding the cameras And that's what it's about sometimes Just be there at the right place at the right time Here's a picture of the bavarian premiere the state premiere of the state of bavaria and some announcement of a program which is called Hitler's deputy Not about him, of course, or is it? Sometimes This one says refereed if a refugee crisis is delegated to the top level And this one says gas should be running soon But there is hope There is control is going to be re-established Over the media and apple will put it right They are capable of saying this story will only appear in a few days for most users only on apple news This will lead to some interesting business models with politics And then there is this Well, sometimes even the question with a survey Tells you what you're supposed to say. This is was about the ukrainian conflict. Is it silver or not? Yes, Merkel and Hollande will get it right. No ukrainian russia are too stupid Or see well, I can't really say And well that covers all doesn't it? The government Principally is not leading an information war the government informs says the press speaker for the german government Just to make things clear. That's now, you know, and then we have combinations where the german tabloid built I'm not so sure. I just having fun. Or is it something that slips through the Index finger as a terror symbol and then you have Merkel pointing with an index finger I think that these are the evil hackers if we just ask the right questions Yes, Ryan had a nice moment this year when the story went round They they would be Flying refugees without visa for humanitarian humanitarian reasons There were congratulations all around until it was the german press agency says oops We've been faked. We we've been believing a fake and here another highlight of journalism In the middle of the secret services scandal That's this is how the nsa helped the FIFA investigations. That's what the nsa is for right? They are the good ones They are getting football clean again. What can you have against that possibly? Which gets it to a real politic this collection of war criminals is so nice. I really like it Who's pictured there? United States Joschka Fischer, a former foreign minister in the red-green coalition between 2002 and 2005 1998 and 2005 his police fire was found Very innovative way of leaking in a suitcase on the conveyor belts at frankfurt airport Someone simply put it there and well And files just put them somewhere where they can be found that seems to be a transport these days The nsu process the national socialist underground a right-wing terror organization that committed multiple murders Files from from that court case were found on the pavement somewhere And we know how it is nsu terror is difficult. So they sent it experts to find what really is inside Various forestry minister causes a forest fire Real politic hang on hang on always a question About personnel what staff can do He thought He didn't He didn't notice that he'd lit a fire in in in a forest And 22 firemen were required Surely you think this is going to be expensive But he actually had to pay a 35 euro fine Not because he was careless, but because he was burning his garden waste on a public holiday Sometimes they don't know what's really happening on the international floor and especially Junker Had some It's some really interesting moments Really funny moments. There are some symbols They're universally known and For these acts I don't know how they get these ideas So when they had to kiss So when they had to kiss honecker, I thought why They like that Everybody is fetish All right, another interesting thing are these images of politicus about the crime crisis So we have the president on the right and the president of russia on the right They look not that calm Are they afraid that maybe they We kill him from behind So What was they couldn't say to what's the exit? This is this Image from when they came out, which apparently makes it quite clear Not the image putin had quite few problems this year He doesn't like monarchy this Apparently and sometimes when he's abroad it's quite hard At home People try to They Wanted to Bring linen alive again That was quite easier. Yeah, I mean the communist leader To revive him with holy water. Yeah, great idea It's apparently good and improved belief in zombies You know the russian national I'm Just A reference class with about pathos and Especially the national song has played in sports event and when someone arrives and sometimes the local A group is not perfectly well taught and Look at putin's face I do believe that I would feel slightly uncomfortable as the leader of this Egyptian military chapel So well With a dialogue of nations you will have to get through that. So now we get to the next subject symbolic image International terrorism So you probably have seen these they were quite funny These are Parts very smoke for terror camps if you smoke illegally import cigarettes, especially this image for the teleband Open the jihad against each other then these new Precruitment strategy they get bad With internet memes they recruit And if that doesn't help they use image of cats and nutella quality tv dnn Another and now we go into the infrastructure a couple of lips and it's a great An area this year. So we'll just go all through it. It's began with a Collapse That got around when merkel collapsed and then it they said it wasn't merkel. It was the chair that collapsed Which was a great comment somewhere and said they would have to be in an spd chair. It's one of the german parties who Yeah, I've changed their opinion after the election, but we probably all know what it was the culprit Yeah, we have another few images from the The Structuring new buildings, especially schools and sports halls and only here we say What else are we supposed to do die here? It says don't enter the emergency balconies even in case of emergency and these images are Really surprising if you look at it how bad it is in german schools Yeah Why is that well The Cause is clearly found it's Probably because they built a new an airport in berlin because quality is overly It's more important than it's achievement They noticed that it the person depending on the berlin airport, which is late a couple of years wasn't an real building Designer and those who did the fire protection apparently weren't real fire protection engineers and this year We noticed that the wall fire protection was weren't fire protection was apparently is carnival there And in great britain we went in new ways, especially in airport security because their system crashed from time to time And we work on it and proving it and we they enter internet to it not now But in the following five years we enter internet based systems because what can possibly go wrong and they are Much more secure and much more reliable than what we have nowadays and i'm quite afraid of that In belgium The power breaks down for the air space surveillance And we'll have more information about them, but as a country Well, they have had some problems with air security Paris Had to be turned down and there's an interesting information about that They had a windows 3.1 system bug And they had to shut down the paris airport and you feel much more secure If you fly with windows 3.0 For time to time they also lose Airbus some small part that land on the golf course and it just falls down Also the infrastructure a couple of lives arrived in the tiger's show And also the international media slowly starts to Talk about it and if you look into the future Philips the things that are don't break by themselves will break them for you and that's Sometimes with firmware updates. They have these hue lamp and Suddenly only philips Lamps worked with it and other standard lamps didn't work anymore firmware updates Something you have to look at more carefully and the left that's a car that says hey move to the right after update the firmware And the right top we see a clock that doesn't work because the firmware has been updated and it doesn't show the time in that time during that Not only Clugs but also the police. They also tried to optimize something and following that they wanted to reduce power It was a huge success, but afterwards the The lights and the alarms of the police cars didn't work anymore nor did the radio And that saves a lot of power Another infrastructure a couple lives part is you can also look at bigger things the chinese do everything bigger For example their catastrophes as well We still don't know what the reason for that apparently some papers were written the wrong way But it's surprisingly how much went wrong and how much is broken afterwards. That's the aftermath the crater that just left Okay, let's get to the german railway To the barn Yes, the german railway has Where is well known and well liked here And this year there were again some problems, especially this Do they always have a problem with heat in the warm summer it's warm in germany and the winter might get a bit cold I don't Think with the barn. They always pray that it doesn't Slow, they doesn't freeze Back then there was a joke The railway system has just Four enemies the rail the summer they spring the autumn and the winter Have we looked at these Images no, we haven't put it. There was this great case where The toilets were broken and they had to an announcement at the railway We stop a little bit longer here. Our tolls are broken. Please use the toilets on the Train the play on the other side of the platform. Unfortunately, there's no images and no press information about that Another spontaneous building Actions are also valid with the Deutsche Bahn this time in Hamburg Where someone built a wall in a train door and you have to help there if there's a hole Look at the great work. It wasn't And Because it was so good. It probably wasn't from the railway company So maybe you say, hey, let's go buy bus or other tools and something like this happens railroads that stop because so hot or Motorways that Break open like this and if you have portholes, you always think there has to be new Information a new idea which has to be better than just opening and putting new asphalt on it and If you just do that there they are open again in the next year. So you have to find something Innovation you have to think outside of the box to fix it and apparently They went ahead with that in the u.s. They pray about removing this Portals so if motors manage to divide the sea so we will get some holes pray to close Yeah, not just transportation, but also tv stations had some problems out and ntv This year and in ways that cannot be blamed on hackers In berlin atms ran out of money because of a dispute speaking of which Um Banks were also affected and now we're gonna talk about news from the economic sector Um We have a special for you today, you know, there's always like, uh, you know Special guest country in the olympics and this year. Saudi Arabia bought some things Um, they bought some terrorists They bought some military items Not guns, but um clothes like night vision goggles and uh Training software Because they use all the old items in yemen also, um Tanks, germany is very special when it comes to exporting military goods Um, so the arabia wasn't able to buy those uh because uh The tanks that germany sold are not allowed to be used militarily And i think that's the same uh principal that applies to the nsa. They Uh gave us their confirmation in writing and so we're just gonna trust them Um Boats in Saudi Arabia wait anyways They just wanted to have their share of the cake. They also bought some, uh, drojan software And The french built some Um, uh ships for egypt They also bought some mosques And they even bought a membership in the, uh, united nations, uh, human rights council Uh, a hundred thousand dollars not that much when you think of it, right? And this money went to the brit, so you know, they're fairly broke as well Uh, and they've got humor as well Um, Qatar, china and Saudi Arabia Um, called for free and fair elections in syria Two tons of speed Well, you know It's a little too much to use by yourself, but still Yeah, it's sort of relatable, right and some warships From the u.s. And even some chats from great britain The interesting thing about this is that it always says, you know, this is the biggest military deal In, uh, enter name of country here Uh, canada as well Um, no one's ever bought this many weapons before And even more weapons and we see a picture of the death star from star wars And Also very astonished, um, there's the so-called coalition of the willing But they didn't know about That they were part of the coalition of the willing And actually, um, heard of that news from, uh, the media Wait, we're part of what? So We were country like this It's Like a euro Bank account and at the end of the year they have like, uh, 90 billion, uh, in losses But as we learned, uh losses are not that huge of a problem With the creek crises that worked as well And now, uh, we've got, um The economy, uh On an upscale development Um things are moving forward Small, uh comma error, you know, that happens So let's look at some, uh Job offerings Serious appliance, please click on this link and then there's like Lots and lots of lines with a very Obvious gated link And you know, uh Jobs are offered to even more and more parts of the, uh People And even in, uh nuclear science there's still some very interesting jobs left And now we're going to talk about the anatoly bogosky, um price for Applied a nuclear nuclear safety And anatoly bogosky, of course was the only person to be able to survive the radiation Within a reactor And we're going to start in switzerland the Nuclear power plant muleberg, they had some problems with Fire extinguishers But, uh They said, you know, the the small, um Leaks in the halls that they had they weren't bigger than 32 centimeters And that shouldn't be too Much of a problem and so the um The operators then opted for remote maintenance. This is by the way in bern coast near bern where I work so seems like the 10 kilometers for each centimeter of a Fisher in in the in the core mantle seems So, um belgium has had their problems with fishes in the core mantle it turned out that there were many more than had been known 10,000 were known which I found unsettling now. It seems it's more than 16,000, but they're very small Microfishes so not that bad. That's the way they they look And up there you see centimeters not millimeters Even in germany, there were small irregularities with Here is a bird defecating which led to a nuclear power session having to be repaired another where the Nuclear fuel rods were breaking apart Someone says we've haven't had this before so there was a series of bad luck Uh And uh, yeah And the winner of this award clearly they are not german, but the japanese nuclear safety authority was 80 of their over 3,000 measuring devices were giving low values Half to two-thirds of the true value you ask us of well, how does that come? Of course station like that has to be independent of the power supply and So you have to give them accumulators batteries. So how do you do that led? Of course is a popular material for that. How do you fix those well around the device? And there you have it So This is what they very beautifully called a construction floor. Um, yeah, oops So around the sensor the lead was around the sensor that led batteries Yeah Another very well-known category Not too many examples this year. Uh, it says well this sensor Sensors must have been having a pee so Just to compare with a An example from the past Publisher of many papers including built My world is divided into stupidity prejudice and fear But the best device against those is my built newspaper Now the same company says core business is Selling advertisements journalists content is just a vehicle to lead the public's attention towards the Advertising content. This was a quote in a court case where the bill paper tried to Outlaw or go against ad blockers. Now. Here's a piece from uh This was tweeted by themselves. Uh, so you have this You have this screenshot and whereas the advertisements here It seems like they're using ad blockers themselves Ad blockers are evil if you use them, but if we do it's completely different Yes, another one from the car the category says that says the sensor must have been having a pee The conspiracy theorists must theorists must have must have been right. It's all about oil in the war Um If there is war the countries always seems to have large oil reserves There are people that want to go there and and and get at the oil And using the word intervenance that of aggressor is very nice, which leads us to the Richard Nixon lame excuse award Which is also about oil The deputy director saying that we didn't attack ISIS because of the environment The pictures are from a documentary about burning oil fields in iraq At a time when they saw these things rather differently, but we could have interpreted as a learning A lesson learned uh, this picture you see the This white thing the stone where they had their monitoring devices on the uk embassy and I have a few photos. I took some myself and they were asked the british embassy was asked by the german government What are these things these this white thing on your roof there? What what are you doing up there and the brits apparently said this was Four artistic reasons placed on the roof The nsa committee of the bundestag the chancellor's office opposite the bundestag is shown and the committee was asking about the exterior secret service informing the transfer about issues and Former member of the transfer is saying that some letters hadn't reached him So only one conclusion the dog has eaten the post And then we had a basketball second league club that said that Their Relegation from the second league was due to a windows error because they had to react to something within 10 seconds And their windows server had frozen or windows machine had frozen because they had to be had been doing updates and then there was uh It turned out that there is a large number of of torture photos in some safes in in the u.s From iraq and pakistan pakistan and afghanistan And some judge wanted to have a look at those someone actually Had a had a request to look at those and went to the courts to get them And the u.s said that the threat by publishing those pictures to national security was Quite clear because they could then be used to hire more terrorists or It's more people to become more terrorists And then there was An argentine prosecutor Who was killed murdered And Well Why was he killed? Surely didn't have had nothing to do with the fact that the argentine president was going to be arrested by him He was going to arrest the argentine president Who had a few things to hide apparently and she then had the defense that this murder was clearly Clearly managed by the opposition to make her appear like if she was killing people. Yeah Yeah So We do know by now Mr. Becadar was talking about his case of being investigated for treason So he has to be investigated But what if mr. Maas and the head of the interior secret service who started this? If he leaks things from his own authority to the press And the answer then was no that wasn't treason. It was just a misunderstanding which they had to counter And they had just reacted to a report in the magazine spiegel a completely different thing as you can clearly see now accusations of the u.s. Senate against ip jp morgan Some some billion dollar scandal the banks had Been defrauding something and management then report they have always been acting in good faith Um and this term seemed Quite well known to me the government says this speaker is always informs the government in good faith and best faith and best conscience This is now repeated by many spokespeople for the government and individual ministries In principle due to their best knowledge and conscience Well, he got the meme late clearly, we Keeping to international standards, obviously Okay, now a new feature of this show. We thought we have to become a bit more interactive to prevent the audience from falling asleep So now we are playing terror bingo Here's a URL Open your end devices If you still have some power in your batteries these this is the URL as a qr code You can actually enter it by hand too Okay, turn up the volume Are we ready It's all going to be deducted from your time so You'll be accusing us of overrunning windows update. Yes, of course Is it working Okay, it is Thank go on Okay, if it won't work It's your fault. It's scrolling for us Okay, the error isn't that hard to remember We'll start if it won't work for you. It won't work. It's a gimmick So the rules are simple you see these terms in the bingo and as soon as you see them you click on them And those that have a bingo at first will be told by your phone. Okay, we'll start The motto is just like every year All those terror reports have certain repetitive features that Uh Reminds of us runs this was groundhog day. So we'll start in paris in january the charlie ebto attack It turned out that the attacker had been under surveillance for a long time So if one of you has the bingo now you're cheating Then the csu the bavarian wing of the german conservatives are calling for data In 2012 to compare csu the same party I wasn't always keeping on that line when it was about caricatures the last year in 2012 they said This was blasphemy you should You should actually go against it. That's what they said in 2012 but in 2015 Um Now very nice, uh divide between two paragraphs in the same text our chancellor told us Every uh Every any kind of uh suspicion general suspicion is not allowed most muslims in germany are righteous People truth the constitution and then as a consequence she uh argued for return to data retention So no generous suspicion, right another one Forgetting your id at the scene of the crime. Does anyone have a bingo yet? No good The suspects are all dead unfortunately cannot be inquired Very very popular and This is a very nice PR opportunity, of course, if there is a catastrophe and everyone is focusing on it Many people have been using that this year to say well, we have always been In favor of free speech and against censorship and terrorism is evil Mr. Zuckerberg from facebook for example and two weeks later he censored comment so You have to have a certain sense of timing for timing Now another great PR opportunity in the press Widely reported, but we have to bring it again the heads of government that were lining up Uh as a fake kind of demo Another call for data retention at the european level still no bingo. What's going on someone has a bingo After the bingo is before the bingo We'll start from the beginning after the attack is before the attack So the bingo will continue Mr. Ertinger calling for data retention We included him particularly because for a long time we didn't know where they actually knew what the internet is But now he is in It's all good He's online every day. He says right So this is a positive Apart from the terrorists, of course Okay, next Copenhagen in february Again, it was about Muhammad's caricatures. The culprits again were known to police All the suspects and weapons from state Supplies uh, so state involvement again, uh again suspects all dead Um And we can't question the many questions anymore The way the crime took place was very believable. The taxi driver was found at They were able to ask a taxi driver for an address where they where he dropped off one of the suspects These technologies aren't quite Retreat, are they? Another call for data retention. We haven't had that for a long time March Moscow It was Moscow's turn and if you thought oh the terror narrative is now starting in russia, no Oops, sorry. That wasn't a terror attack because there was no, uh victim in the west so Near frankfurt's where A classic beginner's error took place An attack was able to be prevented at the last moment The suspects uh Had known contacts into terrorism I cater in maghreb, for example, and he was in constant exchange With members of the islamist jihad union Again, the deduction was very believable A salesperson in a home depot Saw them by stuff And if you now think now now we have to call some more security Well, no the berrain conservatives are not calling for data retention They didn't have to This was now a done deal from the politicians point of view at least Not all of them got the memo Some newspaper record did call for data retention But axel springer can always be relied upon And then the social democrats uh Often the opposition but now in government with the conservatives third paragraph is nice If we had known if you had had this at the time of the first NSU right wing terrorist murders, we could have prevented for more more of them. He said Now data retention is a done deal and now we've shift focus and it's all about syria the frankfurt state prosecutor has uh Is investigating islamists we need a new kind of security we need capable secret services We need more And further down There was killer games So the impressive thing is it's not counter strike this time but splinter cell What they call it and you don't play a terrorist But an american that kills terrorists in this game that didn't quite fit the narrative. Okay, but that's details And now we have the beginner's error. They didn't shoot the terrorists and then things Unpleasure unpleasant things like investigations take place and they get to the court And the prosecution then cannot prove at all that it was an attempted terror attack Maybe they were just doing dealing with some mold or something so Uh for lack of evidence the court case was crushed So you may think okay if terrorists come from abroad now Why don't we shut down the borders? And first example in that context that I found was smugglers Arrests of would be smugglers taxi drivers that took people to Bavaria We have them pictured up here from Salzburg in austria And we have other smugglers vehicles here Very easy to mistake To to get wrong and then we put this in for the last sentence. I'll read it the terror planner Due to what we see what we know by now shot himself in the foot and had to be Caret for by an emergency doctor So great if terrorists can do can do no better than the secret service Okay, here is one that we only included for the next slide In tunis and uh, because it turned out they had been under observation for a long time And now in june in france We have a different kind of terror attack in france, which was just about one death Who was decapitated? Um, so Of course The cupboards had been known for the islamic radicalization Salafists bingo Who had been on the terrorist since 2006 and had been taken off it? And more calls for more security So great occasion to call for me a security, but that's not what happened Why not now because the french had Younged security up to the max. They had passed a law They're giving police all kinds of powers and secret services. The drawer was just empty. There was nothing left to suggest But in turkey, there was still some some headway some some some leeway Again links to known uh attackers Supplied by the secret services Uh, all suspects dead ID left at the scene of the crime These IDs are quite solid. They can survive a lot. So maybe you should Make bulletproof vests out of those IDs. Maybe Interesting is the way that it wasn't an unbelievable deduction. There was none at all They just said these are the cupboards. We've arrested them or they they're dead and uh, of course Security measures were raised so Just like every year We haven't haven't finished yet the latest attack in paris in november and the quote up there was from a family member of one of the Operates or suspects so This man was in all terror databases, but he was free to travel as in a club med So we're just someone like that learn To use a gun and it turns out he did learn it in the police weapons association Again, all the suspects are dead. Unfortunately, they cannot be questioned The new model of the anti-terror police in europe Again ID found and calls for more surveillance data retention always easy The police haven't received the memo yet Has been passed The german tune minister says a part of the answers would Unsettle the population He was asked about some some details for about some suspects that had been found in germany And he said this the answer would partially unsettle the So i won't give the answer So this was such a big attack that you Can dig deeper into the drawer and and find what you've always wanted to allow or forbid and the u.s. Services were very clear Surely those evil terrorists are all using encryption Surely it was encrypted so crypto prevents criminal investigations. We have to have an insight And then of course it's snowden's fault Bingo It's privacy is fault Privacy is impossible. It's it's always at fault clearly particularly Privacy advocates those that call for privacy Unfortunately, it didn't go that well with the narrative this time Because the nerds had enough time to do some fact checking And it turned out that it wasn't refugees They did all have eu passports And one of them were actually still alive when an alleged Packer she wasn't one and the encryption thing was a complete fake as well So france has had data retention for years, but it didn't help So who of you has a bingo raise your hands? Whoo And you can keep on playing With the next attack, you know how things go Just run the app. So play things in your blog. Yeah, I'll put it there. No problem So there we get to the last part the balls of steel award So this year we had a lot of options this year of candidates this year So good that we would have to put down the protein information. So we had to Take it in advance So the person yeah, well he had one of the steel The one who led all the the trouble So we thought about putting it in twice, but maybe just you don't have to listen to it twice So there was this gentleman who in a Conference Was on the other end of the fence and he it burned or he burned the Confederate flag or the flag of the southern nations of the united states The southern states of the united states Um again He did the right wing movement in germany on a march now look at the two guys left And oh these two have so much to serve this applause. I watched this movie video I wish they were on stage now Little applause We don't have enough time to redo it unfortunately the two guys know need your help they've been given Financial convicted with financial if so if you have some money left over But I think that's worth it here it says nazis and uh Activation of the Into a rally by that same right wing or the party that's linked to the movement So Another part of this is that there is a small sign down below here that has been folded down so I like it that people think This artist In an fsb main quarter in musko and Took some photos. I don't know what fsb stands for We know that he has a fair case in the good juroristic Did he kill his child and he had a fair trial and another group who had run a goak museum in Russia and it's an even more and he had to close it because it just didn't work anymore Then there was some activists who in sweden at a security conference and they entered some Wi-Fi access point and sniffed the traffic and who doesn't happy about open wi-fi and here Photo again there are no words from the stage You remember the guy from the physics class it didn't work with these papers And you wanted to make the static and no we know it works perfectly It's a great idea Then there was this case If you imagine this this way the man Was caught and he was put in the bag and his wife arrives and he she didn't just Steals the car with the man, but it returns it inclusive of the handcuffs And cleaning the handcuffs But she stole the police car and then the winner was this guy who was in Aleppo and she Took up a just be shali and she is the winner of The balls of steel award this year. 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