 The craft foods company presents the great Gildersleeve Brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine and a complete line of famous quality food products Now let's join the great Gildersleeve who was up early this morning There's a nip of autumn in the air, but Gildersleeve is taking his morning bath just the same And we can hear him He feels swell today. I know. I know why too. Yeah, why? Mrs. Ransom is coming home today Gosh, is that any reason for him to go crazy? Singing isn't crazy PK I bought it yesterday. It looks so rich post-war sure This kind of stuff Take the hotcakes on that's super you've tested them thoroughly have you Lee Roy I'll say he's been eating like a pig Well, there's a certain amount of pig in every boy my dear. I'll try the cakes birdie. Yes, sir I got some bad news for you, Mr. Gildersleeve. Well bad news. Hey, what is it? The refrigerator's on the blink the milkman says we'll have to have a new motor. Oh, well, I'd expect it someday I'll attend to it this morning positively positively bring on the hotcakes. Yes, sir. If the stove is still working Well glorious morning, isn't it children? Yeah, to Pip. Say, Anki. Yes, my dear Never mind. What is it Marjorie? Nothing. I was going to ask you for something, but I won't it'd be taking advantage of you What do you mean? Well, you're happy this morning, and I know why Dear my smart little niece Well, if you're too nice to ask for anything I'll have to be nice, too You can go down to Hogan brothers and get anything you want up to five dollars You're a darling you think so I've got to make an important phone call. Will you excuse me children surely uncle mark all tickets important be gildersleeve This is water commissioner gildersleeve Yes, I'd like to reserve a table for two at lunch of the day, please About one o'clock Gus I wonder if you could give me that little boot in the corner. That's right Yeah Thank you very much He'll be throwing a friend a well, let's see Who do I know with big flat feet and a little round place sounds familiar? Is that his nose sticking up there like Fujiyama? Are you here gildersleeve? Well judge hooker. I never thought it was you Oh, you're not fooling me for a minute if I were as fat as you I'd go slow making fun of other people I'll have you know horse that I've taken three inches off my stomach this summer you have Looks like you just moved it around the rear Sense of humor gildy must ask trim Floyd if you're through with this comedian. I right up there commissioner I'll make you look like Ronald Coleman. Don't strain yourself Floyd Getting pretty duck for a certain party gildy. Maybe I am maybe I'm not I don't know who you're trying to fool It's rock Morton was in the paper. She's coming home today. Oh that widow. Mrs. Ransom Yeah, I saw that in the paper who the devil put it in the paper Lila probably wrote the society editor She always calls up when she's giving a party publicity. Why do people want it women? They're the ones that like it every time my mother-in-law comes over from Salk City My wife calls up the paper Mr. And Mrs. Floyd Munson are entertaining Mrs. Munson's mother for a brief visit when she finally goes home They print that too The mustache Floyd I can't spend the day here. Okay, commissioner The old lady keeps a scrapbook. She's got that item pasted in there 20 times out Floyd Going to meet Lila gildy. I thought of it How did he if I'd go alone give her a little surprise? Hey, I got a better idea Why don't we all get down and meet her the jolly boys are getting together tonight anyway? Mrs. Ransom is coming in early this afternoon. Oh, that's too bad. We could have a lot of laughs Why don't I try to round the boys up right now? She'd probably get a big kick out of I don't think so Floyd it wouldn't be very dignified dignified The girl likes a little fun. Don't she I always thought she did I Don't care to hear your thoughts regarding Mrs. Ransom Floyd and I'm opposed to the whole idea of the jolly boys meeting her Mr. Gilda sleeve is right Floyd. Thank you Horace I think the nicest thing would be if just you and I went down to meet her gildy. Oh, why you nosy old goat Gildy we'll give Lila a nice surprise together. I gotta go to my office for a few minutes, but I can meet you at the station What train she coming in on? What train yeah, the 1215 train judge. All right, I'll be there you're fine. Thank you. I'd see it station Over on you there, didn't he commissioner you think so Floyd? Finish me up. I got to get out to the airport on the horse airport sound like LaGuardia field Only one gate must be gate one. Oh just wait here, please sir only passengers and employees come through Say aren't you the fellow that was talking to the loudspeaker? Yes, that was me. Huh? Why don't they let the people off? They're coming now, sir. Oh, yes There she is Leaving I guess she sees me. Yes, I guess so I wasn't talking to you and kiss anybody in railroad station But this is an air power. Well if the airlines outlaw kissing they'll lose a lot of customers I can tell you that Where's your baggage? Leela? Oh, well, this is all I have this little bit of handbag I got so many new clothes down home I had to buy a trunk and they won't let you take a trunk on a flying machine. Oh, let me carry your handbag Come on, Leela, let's get in the car. All right. Oh, I wonder if I could make a phone call fish There must be a booth. Well, sure only watch your hurry. Well, it won't take but a second truck Well, the booth's right over there. I'll wait here at the newsstand. Oh, you're a darling. I won't be a minute now What a girl George it must be great down south imagine a whole town full of Leela's Did you want a magazine sir, are you running the newsstand to? Yes, but I'm closing it up now. I've got to go over and open up the ticket office. Well first You certainly were Leela. Come on. I'll drive into town. I'm taking you to lunch at the summerfield grill And I hope that guy isn't the waiter. I've reserved a booth Leela Martin if I only know well, that's the difference surprise Well, it's simply sweet. I've you to have thought of it and I'm heartbroken. I can't go can't go Well, I'd count it on it Leela a nice lunch and then maybe a nice drive out by the reservoir It's heavenly. Well, come on. I can't strike Martin I just called my hairdresser if I get there in 15 minutes. He can take me hairdresser Leela Are you standing me up for that? Oh now darling? I was Hoping I might see you tonight after shopping. I was hoping to see you this afternoon I'll be lots prettier this evening and I've got a new dress I think you like at least I hope so new dress Leela you haven't got the dress in this little bitty handbag Right after supper God make a slight error at the start of this program Well, I know not that I know of well I thought I heard you say the craft foods company presents the great gilder sleeve That's just what I said the craft foods company, but isn't the name craft cheese company? Not any more from now on It's the craft foods company because you see the craft company not only makes a wide variety of fine cheese and cheese foods But also is known for many other top quality food products. For example parquet margarine parquet is one of my favorites Such a delicious spread for bread hot toast and rolls It's a favorite of millions because parquet margarine has a fresh delicate flavor that is still unmatched by any other brand I found it's economical to Only about half the price of costly spreads and don't forget the maker of this delicious Economical spread is the craft foods company. I stand corrected. Mr. Lang. I'll remember craft foods company That's right. Parquet margarine made by the craft foods company. Try it soon You'll be glad you did. Let's see what's in store for gilder sleeve That's what the great man himself is wondering as he sits twiddling his thumbs at his desk in the water department But perhaps we'd get a better idea if we looked in on PV's drugstore where the proprietor is welcoming back an old customer It's nice to be back. What kind of a summer did you have, Mr. PV? He's quiet, quiet And Mrs. PV, how's she? Oh, she can't complain or perhaps I shouldn't say that. She's on the whole. She's been pretty well That's good. Tell me, Mr. PV, how is Mr. Gilder sleeve these days? Mr. Gilder sleeve? Well, he was in here the other day for a bottle of rhubarb and soda But I don't believe it was anything serious. It's just a temporary upset Well, I mean, what's he been up to this summer? Well, I really couldn't say Nothing new, then? Well, you know Mr. Gilder sleeve. He's hard to keep track of. One day it's one thing, the next day it's something else Aren't you right? Was there something, Mrs. Ransom? Oh, oh, yes. I want to get a lipstick. I'm afraid I lost mine on the plane Lipstick, yes, indeed I seem to have brought a selection here Here's one. Let's put out my hooligan's reliable firm. Has good wearing quality, so they tell me And then here's one that goes by the name of first blush. That's the name of the car Oh, I'm afraid that would be a little lie. I've got another one here. Let's call it shame. I take it that's a little redder Well, what's this one? Oh, just let me see that Well, this one is called savage dawn. That's more the kind of thing you had in mind Well, that's very nice, too. Now, if you were a man, Mr. Peavy, which of these colors would you prefer? Well, I don't say that. Either of them ought to do the same Which do you react to yourself, personally? Well, I don't know anything about these things, Mrs. Ransom. I just tell them Ladies come in here asking for them, so I have to stop them, but I guess they're both good serviceable lipsticks You're so old-fashioned, Mr. Peavy. You probably think any woman is a hersy if she even uses lipstick Well, no, I wouldn't say that I guess I'll just have to decide for myself, ma'am. You know, I think I prefer savage dawn Is that wicked of me? Mrs. Ransom, the way things are going these days, I don't know how anybody's gonna tell what's good and what's bad I just try to break even myself Now, it'll be one dollar. Oh, there you are. And two cents for the governor. Oh, yes, I keep forgetting Can I have it up for you? Oh, don't bother. I'll just put it in my handbag Well, goodbye, Mr. Peavy Goodbye, Mrs. Ransom, and good luck with your lipstick Lipstick Booby traps. Wonder who she's after this time I had it in my handbag. No, no, I took it out. Now, wait a minute. Don't you remember what mama said? Always keep them white. Be at the jolly boys, right? Wait till she comes down here. I'll give her a piece of my mind Yes, by George Alou But he is shitting well, having to shout across the room, don't you? Hate it. Yeah, we can talk nice and comfortably Oh, wish me even if we had anything to whisper. I know something. Why? How about a little kiss? No. Come on. No. I'm very angry with you, Throckmorton. What for? Because you never once wrote to me all summer. Gosh, I've been busy, Leela. You don't know how busy I've been. I've been terribly busy, really I kept intending to write to you, but... I know. You were busy. That's right Well, it doesn't really matter in the slightest, Throckmorton. Because if you had written to me, I should probably just have torn the letter up Why? Too busy to read it All right, George, you've got a great sense of humor, Leela. That's what I always say. As long as a girl's got a sense of humor, I don't care if she's... Well, that's the main thing, a sense of humor If she's what, Throckmorton? Nothing. What kind of a summer did you have, Leela? How was Savannah? Did you have fun? Well, yes and no. It was all terribly complicated. I'll tell you about it sometime What's the matter with Wright now? Wright now I'd rather forget Oh? That's what I came back up here for, to forget Forget who? What? His name is Lightfoot Dupree Lightfoot? Things that ever work out Why doesn't what work out? Who is this guy? What's this all about? Well, it was just one of those things, I guess. He was engaged to my very best friend. The girl I was visiting all this time So, naturally, there was nothing I could do about it Did you try? Throckmorton. She was my very best friend The worst of it was, I found out he was in love with me, too. Terribly in love That's why I cut my visit short Cut it short. You were down there three months I thought you were coming back the first of August Well, anyway, that's why I've come back to try to forget Well, you've come to the right place, Leela You want to forget? I'll be glad to help you Let's start right now As if I could ever forget Lightfoot Dupree Oh, well, I guess it was just one of those things that could never be Sure, forget it What do you want to feel sad for, Leela? I'm here Why, I gave up an evening with the Jolly Boy just to be here with you tonight Oh, did you, Throckmorton? Aren't you sweet? Yeah, I could be playing poker right now Oh, Throckmorton, you're so understanding I can be a lot more understanding than this You knew I'd be needing you this evening You will help me forget, won't you? Will I? Yeah Throckmorton, what was that? Me? Oh, no, no, I thought I heard a sound outside I didn't hear anything Sounded like prowlers on the porch Now, don't you worry, Leela, I'm here Oh, it's so wonderful to have a man around the house Leela, now how about it, huh? A little kiss Do you always have to ask? Yes Throckmorton, don't move Why not? I think it's delightful to be serenaded like this on my first evening home I think it's very flattering Let me speak to them Gracious, I should say not Come right in And Mr. T Andy, that's Mrs. Rancher, my eyes are just on my way home Oh, I'm glad you came It's good to see you, Leela I would have met you at the airport if our fat friend here hadn't played me a dirty trick I resent that, I'm not fat Why have you got even with him, Judge? Oh, Mrs. Ransom, you know Mr. Munson Oh, sure, hiya, Mrs. Ransom, how's it going? Close the door, Floyd, you were the last one in Yes, where were you brought up in a barn? I just think it was wonderful of all you boys to come over like this I'm so delighted I was telling Throckmorton it reminded me of Mardi Gras When all the men go around serenading the girls Now, if Mr. Peavey were just wearing a funny face What's the matter with the one he's got on? Well, he's kidding, Peave Say, that's an idea Why don't we serenade the lady as long as we're here? Yeah, why not? I do sing, I'd love to hear We do pretty good on Home on the Range, fellas How about it, Commissioner, you take the lead No Oh, come on, Commissioner Do sing, Throckmorton, please No Why not? I'll play the piano for you I don't want to All right, Floyd, you take the lead What do we sing? Well, let's see The way you sing Well, you know so much Let's hear you sing something And while we're about it I don't like you fellas coming over here Busting in like this Can't you take a joke? Oh, boys, boys Let's remember there's a lady present Let's be jolly boys, shall we? After all, this is supposed to be a tribute to the fair sex That's right, it's a tribute to the fair sex Say, how about I dream It's just one minute You're going to sing for heaven's sake Let somebody sing the song who can sing it Adam, boy, Commissioner Okay, I'll do this, Leland See if we can repair the damage It was an announcement that the Kraft Cheese Company Has changed its name to Kraft Foods Company And here's the reason Throughout 40 years, Kraft has built a reputation As maker of some of the world's finest cheese And cheese foods But over the years, Kraft has created other Top quality food products So the new company name is designed to include All these quality foods And of course, one of these important foods Is Parquet Margarine The delicious bread for bread That's a favorite of millions Because of its superior quality And its fresh, delicate flavor So in the future, look for the new name Kraft Foods Company On each package of delicious, economical Parquet Margarine This is John Lang speaking for the Kraft Foods Company And inviting you to listen in again next week For the further adventures of The Great Gildersleeve Then you can just bet they like Pabstet It's so rich in mellow cheddar cheese flavor So easy to digest Pabstet is a cheese food that contains The nourishing food values of milk And it's simply delicious Spread on bread or on crackers Or melted into a luscious cheese sauce For macaroni And now the ration points are no longer required You'll want to buy both delicious varieties Golden Pabstet and Pimento Pabstet Ask for Pabstet The delicious cheddar cheese food When you shop tomorrow