 Yeah, so we've seen, it was actually like Sanju's on there. You haven't seen it. We did a watch along of it. Koyumi, Gala. That's it, and it was like, my nail, it was like chug board. Oh, and Mayhunna is on there too. And you go through there. There are, I've shown you guys the 100 Bollywood Movies Bucket List. I haven't been keeping up with scratching them off. Josh! Hey, welcome back to our studio, with our accent Corbin. I'm Stephanie. And you can follow us on Instagram, juicy content. Thank you to everybody who sports us on Patreon. Follow us, try to count, subscribe, and like button. And today, Steph is here, and it's not a watch along today, even though please go watch our watch alongs. Sherpa, love them. But we are doing a video on Marek to Steph because of a watch along we did, which we just, in the intro, Koyumi, Gala, Koyumi. We did a watch along with that. Please go watch that if you haven't seen that. To my knowledge, I don't believe Rick has watched it yet. I had told him to with Adrani. I know she's seen it, because she's Indian. But we are doing a standup comedy reaction by, say this name for me. Karunesh Talwar. It's called Stuff About Bollywood. All right. Yeah. And to my knowledge, someone said this does have at least some to do with Koyumi Gala. So he's gonna bring that up, which is why I'm here with Steph watching it. I got sent this after we watched that movie, and so they're like, you will get it now. And it was served by one of our wonderful subbers, Himanshu, so thank you so much, Himanshu. Let's just get into this and laugh at some funnies. Okay. We listen to Koyumi Gala soundtrack often. We do, and I'm a little sad that like, we can't show it to Leland, because then he can't read subtitles. Yeah. Wouldn't get it. But I feel like he would enjoy it. Yeah. Maybe when he's old enough to read. Yeah. All right, here we go. A lot of the people in this room are young, and so most of us, we grew up around the 90s, right? And there are certain things that we could not have done with our lives, just considering we were born then. Like, we couldn't have been astronauts. We didn't have an exposure. Imagine what the kids in the U.K. and the U.S. were looking at, Apollo 13, close encounters of the third kind. 2000 on a space odyssey, E.T. We didn't have any of that. When we asked for an alien from Bollywood, he said, what did he give us? Magic, not magic. Hunger. A little blue hajum. Light on the head. Pivot species is the equivalent of a fucking table. He was called to Earth by Rakesh Roshan. Rakesh called an alien. This is from 2003. Not even Flipkart. You can't order two pairs of socks. A man in a village, an alien. Through sound waves in space. You asked him, how did he do it? Windows 73 computer. There are graphics in green. You can't play Dave on it. I called an alien. He just went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That is the same tune as in Panchio. I'll see. Internships. How do you like an alien? If I'm walking in the forest, and I see, I'm not going to be like, oh, no, I'll always keep my feet on him, and he'll open his mouth, I'll put a rustle. Who is very similar? He has no priority. Just for warming up, which alien goes to Himachal? he's like.. he's like... oh my god! i'm going to change the world he's living in a dustbin with a green coat he's carrying him in the sky he's playing basketball do you guys remember that movie? it's almost a glaring error in the history of humans he plays basketball in the sky and nobody said, Chicha Chitra, this is physics and the rest of the world is completely useless. What physics? There were two commentators. And Pratyush, as you can see, the Kassoli Tigers are going to defeat the kids. Because the Kassoli Tigers are the horses of 28-28 years old. And the kids are still kids. And as you can see, the kids have started flying in the sky. They have accepted a very clever strategy. They have a very unique approach. They just accepted it. They were just like, yes, the kids are flying. The kids are still kids. Your kids aren't flying. They are taking you to the doctor. The alien is the most believable thing about that film. And what an alien! What an alien! He travelled across light-years and galaxies. And then he went away with the view of the earth. He's a replacement for a lacy cooperation. There's nothing left to be taken away from him. There's nothing left to be taken away from him. This is a science fiction film. You must have seen Star Wars. You must have seen The Interstellar. Was there any Alap in it? Was there any long-haired Sun in it? No, no. So in the movie Alien, Udit Narayan and Alkaay, what's the need for them? They are good singers. They don't mind. But what are they doing here? Was there any Alap in Star Wars? They'd make it better. They'd make it better. So what are Udit and Alkaay doing here? In the movie Alien, Udit and Alkaay. They did. I've started feeling bad for the Alien. Think about it. The poor guy is going to the city by bus every day. What kind of job is this? Why would he leave me here? I'm moving the room. But this film, there's one thing. The filmmakers have to give some credit. They've understood that the people who give India's intelligent money are all of you. They just didn't convince Omomom. They knew this. So they thought, let's add a little more science. Let's add another layer of scientific knowledge to this. So they showed that on Rakesh Harshan's house, there are two Tata Sky's dishes. From below, Rakesh. There's a spark in the Tata Sky. There's a spark in the Tata Sky. And the Alien is here. From the Tata Sky. The Alien is here. The Tata Sky is closed by the rain. The match is not coming. Where did the Alien come from? And the second question. Are the NASA's rats? What's the house much? There's nothing to do. At best, you'll go to watch a movie. But they're also dirty. I've lost my trust in Bollywood. They're all uncle's hands. Do you guys know Pelage Nailani? The ex-chairman of the censor board. This guy said recently that the word intercourse is a dirty word. It is a filthy word that should not be used. Now intercourse is the scientific term for sex. If that is a dirty word, what are doctors supposed to say? Please come, sir. I've brought water for Mr. Shukla. It's been 17 years. And this is still the most difficult part. I won't waste your time. Your report is here. The patient is HIV-positive. Because he has been with multiple partners. He has been smoking. It's written here that he has been smoking. Let's see the patient's situation. Rappara, prapara, prapara. Let's start. Let's think and have fun. Abdul Razaat will have to be there. Otherwise, he might come again. There's a reason why I bring that up, though. It's because it's very tiring to see how we live in an environment with adults, but adults tell other adults what they can and cannot do. Like, you go and watch a movie. They'll tell you not to drink cigarettes. Thank you. To open my eyes before Dabang Tu. Now, I'll watch a movie. I was watching a war movie recently. And there was a guy in this film, a soldier who was smoking a cigarette. A warning comes up that says cigarette smoking is injurious to health. There is a war going on. That cigarette is the safest thing on screen right now. If you compare it to tanks and bullets, that cigarette is like green tea. It is healthy. And where's the logic? If you drop the bomb from above, the guy won't even smoke. But what do you want him to think? There are bullets in front of him. But I don't want to get cancer. The war is going on. Sir, do something. John, take it. That was wonderful. Thank you for subbing that, Hamanchu. It's always, you know, a stand-up comedy is not the easiest thing to sub because a lot of words. That was very funny. Very funny. What did you think? Very, very funny. John. My mouth hurts. Yeah, all the stuff about Jadoo. It's very funny. But he's a cute alien. He's very cute. I like Jadoo. Jadoo. First of all, I wish they had Darth Vader sing. Yeah. Also, they kind of do. It's basically basically singing it. We don't know. We can't see his mouth. James Earl Jones under there. But yes, I did say some of this stuff. To which people said in the comments, why are you looking for logic Corbin? I was thinking that same thing you said. You were like, forget about kids flying. It's totally fine. Like they were literally flying through the air like they were Superman. Yeah. It's totally normal. Kids do that. He's right. In Indian basketball, it's very normal. They play by their own rules there. Salman Khan is like Michael Jordan. No, that's SRK. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, that was very funny. I enjoyed that very much. And the fact that we get the right, obviously this would not have been as funny if we didn't have seen the movie. No, yeah, you definitely need to see the movie for this. Definitely need to see the movie for sure. To really get all the jokes. Home, home, home, home. And he wasn't actually saying direct TV. Okay. He was some satellite or company there. Oh, okay. But they subbed it for direct TV for us to get the reference. That makes sense. He's very funny. To my knowledge, I don't believe we've ever seen his stand up. So if he has more, please let us know. And if you want to sub it for us or whatever, obviously you can send it to the email in the description of every video because he's quite funny. If Rick ever watches the Queenie, I'll have him watch this because it's very funny. Andrani is the one that wanted to watch it with him a long time ago. Because she grew up with it. She's a 90s kid. Yeah, of course. And he did Masterchef. Oh, okay. About two years ago, there was a stand up called Masterchef that he did. And another one. Cabs and... Oh, that's another one about movies, but we haven't even seen that movie. It was Cab Drivers and Harry Perry. Which is an Akshay film. So we have... Okay, sorry. I just didn't recognize him. We have seen him, though. You haven't, obviously. No, I haven't. Yeah. My jaw hurts. I know. That's what I... The entire time, I probably looked like a dork because I was giddy the entire time. That was very funny. I would watch it again because it was such an enjoyable experience. Not like... Lucky. Lucky. I know. Because he is terrible. You hate him a lot? Well, maybe if the character was completely different and the actor was different. We'll see. If they ever remake it. I like Shabra Khan in that movie, though. Anyways, this was very funny. Let us know what you thought about it in the other stand-up that we can react to. And if anything specifically with Steph, that you think that Rick and I might have reacted to, that she would appreciate, let us know what that should be. I know there's a lot of people that want you to re-react to movies with us. Re-react? Stuff I've seen that you haven't. Because I don't know the channel where you work. Shabra Khan ones. Devdas. My name is Khan. Which I know you wanted to watch. But you were at work! You haven't seen three idiots. Nope. You haven't seen... Pink. Yeah, you never saw pink. Wanted to see that one, too. That was a good one. Kehane. Oh, yeah, you never saw Kehane. Wanted to. That was a good one. That's a good one. Basically, she saw some in the beginning, like in the first three to six months. She saw some, but not all. Because I had to watch some while she was at work before we had Leland. And so that's why. So she hasn't seen everything, especially at the beginning of the channel. But, anyways, you guys can let us know and let us know what those stand up. Ja-du. Ja-du. Ja-du. Ja-du. You're welcome.