 warmongers keep raging about the phrase ending the forever wars and we should laugh at them. In the wake of the Afghanistan withdrawal, influential promoters of Western militarism have been absolutely fuming about the popular idea of ending the forever wars and their tantrums are not even trying to disguise it as something else. They're literally using that phrase ending the forever wars and then saying it's a bad thing. I mean, what a bizarre hill to die on. War is the very worst thing in the world and forever is the very worst amount of time they could possibly go on for. Yet they're openly condemning the doctrine of ending the forever wars. How warped does your sense of reality have to be to even think this is a view anyone who isn't paid by defense contractors could possibly be sympathetic to? Yet they are indeed trying. Citing the chaos of the Afghanistan withdrawal as though every single day of the 20-year occupation has not been far worse, career-long warmongers are trying to spin ending the forever wars as a disdainful slogan that everyone should reject. As we discussed previously, the Hague fugitive Tony Blair recently made headlines with a lengthy statement bloviating about the concept of ending forever wars with the revulsion you'd normally reserve for people advocating the elimination of age of consent laws or legalizing recreational panda punching. We didn't need to do it. We chose to do it, Blair wrote of the withdrawal. We did it in obedience to an imbecilic political slogan about ending the forever wars. As if our engagement in 2021 was remotely comparable to our commitment 20 or even 10 years ago, and in circumstances in which troop numbers had declined to a minimum and no allied soldier had lost their life in combat for 18 months. As Blair well knows, the only reason no allied soldier had lost their life in combat for 18 months was because the Trump administration had cut a deal with the Taliban in February 2020 on condition of withdrawal from Afghanistan. Pretending the lack of deaths among occupying forces was due to the occupation being easy and that it was in any way sustainable minus a credible promise of withdrawal is disgusting. And not that Blair cares, but it's not like the occupation hasn't been slaughtering mountains of civilians during those 18 months. Then there's Iraq war architect Paul Wolfewitz who's been on a media tour throughout the withdrawal because obviously everyone wants to hear the opinions of a Bush administration war criminal about whether it's okay to end the Bush administration's criminal wars. His latest contribution is a Wall Street journal op-ed titled the forever war hasn't ended in which he argues the concept of ending forever wars is both stupid and fallacious. President Biden like his two immediate predecessors seems to think you can end forever wars simply by leaving them Wolfewitz writes. But Thursday's unprovoked attack on people who are fleeing and those who are helping them demonstrates the truth of the soldier's adage that the enemy always gets a vote. Choosing to avoid forever war by abandoning our Afghan allies was both costly and dishonorable says Wolfewitz. Exactly as Churchill said to Neville Chamberlain after the betrayal of Czechoslovakia at Munich you are given the choice between war and dishonor you chose dishonor and you will have war. God what a wanker. Then there's UAE funded war propagandist Charles Lister hilariously arguing that the withdrawal shows a failure of the ending forever wars doctrine on the basis that it calls the crumbling of a democratic government and made al-Qaeda ecstatic. Hilarious because only by the most determined mental gymnastics was the corrupt US puppet regime in Afghanistan democratic and because Lister has been an outspoken advocate of al-Qaeda in Syria. There's also the insufferably hawkish congressman Adam Kinzinger who has received campaign donations from Boeing, Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman appearing on MSNBC and writing a foreign policy op-head explicitly in opposition to the notion of ending endless wars. On both sides of the political spectrum we've heard the endless wars rallying cry used to argue against America's presence in the Middle East Kinzinger writes for foreign policy. We've heard the many fatigued Americans who complain about forever wars. Some are upset by the money spent and others want our troops home or both. Those who have lamented for years that our mission in Afghanistan was a disaster from the start are stepping up in droves to say they were right and that we should have left years ago or never engaged at all. I respectfully and vehemently disagree with all of it. Kinzinger told MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell that the kind of Rand Paul endless wars crowd that have been stoking this fire of endless war and man we're all tired is like when your grandma tells you how tired you are and eventually you feel tired. He advocated for re-invading Afghanistan to take back the abandoned Bagramat airfield as well. In a recent national review article titled The Forever War Fallacy MSNBC contributor Noah Rothman rages against the notion of ending perpetual military slaughter. In Afghanistan the demagogues who wanted to see and end to America's forever wars regardless of consequences got their wish. It has been a disaster arguably without parallel writes Rothman who has apparently never heard of the disaster that was the entire Afghanistan occupation. The US maintains deployments in and around the Middle East that fluctuate between 45,000 and 65,000 troops. With advocates of retrenchment sacrificed that mission and the Middle East governments that rely on it to prevent non-state actors and Iranian proxies from destabilizing those regimes Rothman asks what about Africa where between 6,000 and 7,000 American troops are advising local forces fighting Islamist militant groups. Uh yeah actually getting rid of those would also be great. The less expansive you can make the most destructive institution on earth the better. Perhaps the funniest case was Richard Haas president of the wildly influential war propaganda firm council on foreign relations arguing on twitter for a rebranding of endless occupation to open-ended presence. The alternative to withdrawal from Afghanistan was not endless occupation but open-ended presence Haas said occupation is imposed presence invited unless you think we are occupying Japan Germany and South Korea and yes withdrawal was the problem. I mean where to even start with that one the hilarious notion that simply rebranding an endless occupation which has killed hundreds of thousands of people with a different label makes it bitter the idea that the consent of a puppet government installed by regime change invasion means the military presence was invited the claim that an occupation of non-stop bombing and killing is comparable to US military presence in Japan Germany and South Korea the claim that there's any legitimate reason for the US military to be in Japan Germany and South Korea either the claim that the people of Japan Germany and South Korea all want US military presence there moron the fact that these people are thought leaders of policy shaping influence and not fringe pariahs of society shows that our world is being steered by idiots and sociopaths they're standing right there in front of us and wagging their fingers at us for opposing something as straightforwardly and self-evidently bad as endless war endless war they should be mocked and laughed at for this we will know our world is becoming sane when such creatures are regarded with scorn and ridicule instead of being taken seriously by the largest platforms in our society never stop making fun of these freaks