 My name is Seat, his name is Geek, and this is The Weekly Dumb. Jake and I have been playing a lot of games recently, as Summer rolls in. Tell him about the games. Game times, we set the record, and we've been playing a lot of Blitzball in the back alley. We're starting a new series, Back Alley at Bats. We kind of unofficially started it, and now we're really gonna start it. Also, we broke the record for keeping the ball in the air. 63, Zach. You wanna go to... Oh, got shot. Wanna go to sports? What happened in the sports world, Jake? Jimmy, sports are boring. Boring. No hitter every day, and we are officially announcing it. No hitters don't matter anymore. They matter to the pitcher who throws them, and the team who is behind the pitcher and the fans of that team for a day. You know, Klueber got it, and it was like fun for a day, but every other fan base is allowed to say, don't care, because there's too many no hitters, because they changed the baseball, and they thought it was gonna lead to less home runs, but more action, and it just led to less action. More action on the ball. A lot of people have seen no hitters since there's fans in the stands, and you could be the next. You just gotta go seat, geek, use code. Dumb. How much would you pay to guarantee you see a no hitter? I've already seen a no hitter, so... Over it. We move past that. My favorite pitcher, Maasir Tanaka, comes back, he joins the Yankees again, and you can be guaranteed if you get a ticket to this game, he throws a no hitter. What do you pay? $200. 201. I win. I think I won. Saved money! I think I won there, and I used seat key code. Dumb. So I did better. James, can you tell me what is this week's almost a breakdown? Because I'm looking at it, but I want to hear it from you. Man, this week's almost a breakdown is a fun one. If there was a little bit more footage, I don't know if there's full game footage of this. Maybe I'd do a full breakdown? Footage is a weird word. Footage. James used to film by the foot. Let's combine foot and age. Footage. How many people in the world do you think have a foot that's a different age than their age? Do prosthetics count? Yeah, I guess so. That's what I'm saying. A slow-growing foot. Do they don't have slow-growing limbs? No, definitely not. They're born with a little one, but it grows into a big one. It's still the same age. Like, even if it grows slowly, it's still the same age. What about a full foot transplant? Does that happen? Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was a great catch by Bear River Centerfielder Olivia Taylor. Bear River Bears. That should be illegal. You can't, like, you got to be the Bear River Cubs. You can't be the Bear River Bears. Or you cut out the river and you're the Bear Bears. You're like the New York Yorks. You know what that is? That's the Philadelphia Phillies, and I've always made fun of that. Does it be like the Sacramento Sackies? Anyway, this catch is amazing. She runs backwards. There's no warning track because it's like a makeshift fence, and it's the state championship game. So the stakes are high. I don't know what the score was. Runs backwards. She jumps. I don't even think she knows she's close to the fence. She just kind of leaps. It's at that point. And her foot clips the fence and kind of like tabletops her, but she jumps over it. She makes the catch. A lot of people are saying, does this catch count or not count? And someone put up the rules out there. And the rules say, as long as any part of your body is touching the collapsible fence as the catch is made, it's a catch. So she gets pretty lucky because if she cleared the fence, completely, could be ruled as not a catch. But the fact that she did get tripped up makes it a catch. That's a catch. Amazing catch. I like the little shirtless kid in the outfield that just points at her when she lands. Like, oh, that's the one who caught it. Whoa. Take a seat, geek. Got him. If you wanted to attend this game, you just use seat geek. Use code dumb when you go. I was at this game. And you call it not legal. Spent 201 on tickets. Ah, it's fair. Yes, again. Yeah, I just watched it from a tree. James and Moore Sports Week. There's so many sports going on. So many sports. It was a great sports weekend. It was a fantastic sports weekend. So we had to highlight one thing. And it's a celebrity here on the weekly DOM. Old Tom Morris. Old Tom Morris with an all-time picture. Zach has now he put him on my head. Now, Jake, now Jake's headless. And Jack does the thing where he shoots us and there's blood everywhere. And everyone's like, Zach's boom. Now, he's a mannequin and strangling Jimmy. No, but Old Tom Morris, that photo's fake. It's a real photo. But he's not 47 in that photo. But he is not. People get old and now they're younger. The real story, Phil Mickelson, wins the PGA championship in South Kaka Laki, the oldest major winner ever, 50 years old. Same as Chris Rose, don't die. Dude, that's pretty old to be doing stuff in professional sports. Like, how old was Julio Franco? John Franco the pitcher or Julio Franco the batter? I'm talking about... Both pitch late. So both Franco's are late-age players? That's the key in baseball. Anyone else a fan of other sports? Like, we got an old... Is anyone here a fan of other sports? And could you find all the Franco's and tell me if there's any, like, in soccer or... That's a good... Oldest Franco of each sport? Put them in the comments. We used to do, you know, some silly stuff at college parties. One of our better things we ever did, Zach, this will be news to you. We used to do... Like, me and Jimmy would hold each other kind of arm-in-arm and we'd say, two friends, two friends, two friends. And then you'd come in and we'd go, three friends, three friends. I think what was the biggest we got to is like... Like, 17. Yeah. It was... The whole entire party was just in the kitchen counting how many... 17 friends. It was so stupid. Like, people that... Mated it and when we'd be like, you want in? You want in? And then they wouldn't want in and then eventually they'd get in. We'd be like, 17 friends. And then it was really dumb. So... We did that at bad parties. You should walk into a college party and say, does anyone hear, like, the sports? Yeah. And that's a good way to meet people. How much would you have paid to see this? 201. I would have paid 200. Do I keep winning or losing? I'm losing. I would have used code... Dumb. Old Tom Morris pick. That's what I just read. Out of order. We already did it. Dazed Tom Morris. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Jim, can you tell me about the knot sports? This is something right up your alley. We have a fantastic knot sports today. There was the annual Speed Grave Digging Contest in Siberia. Excuse me? In Siberia. Speed Grave Digging Contest. Now, a lot of people are like, that's morbid. That's sick. Well, guys, we have Grave Diggers. They have techniques. They have theories on digging the grave that they want to share with the world. Digging a hole is one of the oldest pastimes. So that's why I love this story so much. Digging a hole is so much fun. The tangible results, when you, like, climb out and then you look down and you're like, fuck. I just shifted the earth. That's what I would do at the beach. Kids would come and play in my hole and I'd be like, this isn't a game. Excuse me? I'm digging a hole. But anyway, so two guys, one, they dug their hole in 38 minutes. The team from OMSK, I'm guessing that's pronounced, be proud in your work no matter what you do. That's what I say. Be proud. How much would you pay for a ticket to this event? Two out of two. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee who digs deep. It's the employee of the... The bubbles. It's the employee gave us troubles. It's the employee in our kitchen, had us waitin' and we're wishin' that our sink had less bubbles because there are bubbles fuckin' everywhere. Because then there would have been less trouble. Double trouble, bubble trouble. I already did bubbles and troubles. Our sink attacked us. Well, it's not the employee of the week. Mario, the super, is he the employee of the week for fixing the sink? No, the sink for making the action happen. Oh, for giving us content? Our sink attacked us. Twice. The sink. The sink. Support for this show is brought to you by SeatGeek. Live events are back and more importantly, baseball's back and our friends at SeatGeek have all the tickets. Use code DUMB for $20. And off your first order, that's $20. Off with promo code DUMB. Can I tell you something nice I did for you? Oh my God. I don't know if you see this. That much wax just fell out of my ear in like a hard comp. Show the camera. It's gross. Well, then never mind. What were you going to say? Just fell. Like a moth. What were you going to say? I did something nice for you. Now, you're all about your wax.