 Oh, you guys ready to see me now? Cool beans. Hello, Adam Olinger. This isn't a script. This is actually the owner's manual for the PS5. I just wanted to just want to kind of humbly brag that I own one since no one else does. Today I'm going to be reading for a multitude of parts for Wonder Woman 84, which I understand takes place in 1984, which I think is really going to work out. I think that's going to be a great idea. I can't see any problems with the tone of the film in that era, but I'm also going to be playing Princess Diana, a.k.a. Wonder Woman, a.k.a. Gal Gadot, a.k.a. my future wife. No, no, she she doesn't know I exist. I guess she has that in common with my actual wife. From what I understand, she doesn't have a sword. She doesn't have her shield. They're essentially worthless, and we should ignore that they exist because she's super strong and awesome. She does have a Spider-Man lasso. She swings around with Occasionally she takes out a bad guy. Okay, so we're in the mall. Bad guy, bad guy. They look like just dumb as shit. I am gonna play them too, just for the sake of context of the scene. There's a balcony here and picture me in just like this bizarre clearly I'm on wires type of thing. We won't be doing that today. I'm a guy from the 80s! Okay, little black girl, not really in danger, but I feel compelled to just push her. So just bad guy's little girl Against the bears. She's dead. She's dead, right? Oh, we're not killing her. Okay, grab another girl Smash her into a horse She's dead too, next broke. Kind of like just bouncing on the horse dead. No, none of the kids die. I thought this was gonna be a darker film. I'm sorry. Snyderverse or the, you know, Batman's shooting guys with machine guns I figured Wonder Woman was killing kids. Okay, not that type of film. Way off on that, okay. The bad guys I probably did a terrible job with too with the dumb faces. Oh, no, that is that is correct All right. Well, we're halfway there. Get back here. Wonder Whip. After reading through the script, I am a bit puzzled by this character. I get the whole I want to be hot and powerful like Wonder Woman, just not quite making that leap to Apex Predator who looks like a reject from cats. Yes, I know there are hints to it alluded earlier because people are wearing Animal prints, but I don't see like geese walking across the road and then have a sudden desire to shove feathers up my ass, okay? I mean, what are we doing here? I plan on method acting Maxwell Lord as a just complete lunatic, coked out on a bender, think Alice from Die Hard, take into like the 10th, okay? Never accept the limitations of nature. I'm the f***ing genie of the lamp, rub me! He doesn't say that. He should though. I'm gonna say that if I play this character. I start out entering this scene as one dude, and then I'm Steve Trevor back from the dead. You look like you saw a ghost. I did. I want to fly this plane and also I have absolutely zero qualms about taking over someone's body We should probably bang later Definitely won't be uncomfortable for the guy when he wakes up with an STD Spoiler, dude. You got herpes. Well shit, Diana! I'm flying again just like I did back in WW1 It's so cool how nothing's changed at all on planes in the last century. This one thing my Steven back I've had nothing else in my life Outside of being the daughter of Zeus, a demigod Super strong, super hot with legs that run for days, the ability to f***ing fly. I just want this one thing! Shut up! Throws my tear I'm now Thor. Zink! Forget about me. I'm turning into a cat lady. What is it costing you? Everything. She doesn't say that but for some reason that that line comes to mind. I don't know why. Okay, I'm Steve on a convoy looking up at Wonder Woman, and we're both thinking the exact same thing Now I'm Diana. Oh, yes, we were thinking the exact same thing. You were gonna shoot off an RPG and I was gonna Lasso onto it The classic shoot off a missile and have the other person latch on to it with a rope trick Now I'm just gonna fly for a while as Wonder Woman It's like a salmon, like a fish out of water Who knows this might be the best way to fly. We don't have the technology This is like the flash running in the Justice League It's like a sperm flying. Oh, there's a security camera Wong wong wong wong wong wong. Better take that out because there's no way outside of security camera footage that people will know that I exist still One time off camera and never mentioned before this I was able to turn things invisible Like this blob of CG in my hands now I will turn the jet invisible because I have an invisible plane I'll never use this ability again, right? Seriously, why doesn't she use this for anything? Seems like a pretty big deal. She turned herself invisible? Because if I could turn myself invisible, I have to say there's a couple pretty girls here that I wouldn't mind following back to their houses and they look scared now. I'm sorry. If you want to be for a smaller role, I'm willing to play the part of the man that Steve Trevor invaded and basically was allowed to get raped. So with that, I'll come in here kind of jovient and proud, I guess. It's a lovely day out watching the snow fall, not caring the world. I would assume I lost my job along with, you know, the memories of the last 48 hours or several days, weeks. I really don't know the timeline, but that guy probably got pretty messed up. That guy got pretty worked over, I'd say, by Wonder Woman. This goddess, this princess that people love and worship who had absolutely no problem having a guy get just completely decimated, having his mind taken over, his body and soul taken over. Where was that guy? What was he doing those last missing days, that lost time in his life? You have a family? Do you have friends? You have relatives? I couldn't even imagine. I couldn't even imagine. All right, I'm sorry. What were we doing? Oh yes, I was gonna be the guy. Lovely day. Thank you. Offer still stands too about me following you back to your house and she's gone. All right, well, yeah, this is the PS5. I got it. Not no big deal, you know, just had to be at the right place at the right time. And if this Wonder Woman 84 script has shown us anything, can't always get what you want. I did. I did, though. I got what I wanted to. And I'd love to get this part. Love to get it. So give me a call.