 What would you do? Huh? What would you do for a real 2KW, huh? Name anything. I would do it. Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Unspeakable, thanks. Unspeakable. I would do anything, bro. My lost margin? I lost two games by a free throw! This is supposed to be the revamp season. This is supposed to be the comeback season. This is supposed to be the cheek clapping season. And instead, I'm bent over a table getting absolutely railed. I was not put on this earth to get railed. Are you sure about that? I was put on this earth to rail. I did not spend four years in college getting a degree in plumbing so that I could have pipe laid on me. I lay the pipe. Will of 2K episode number five, Hakim. My voice is cracking, bro. I've been yelling in so many videos, bro. Hakim the dream is coming out today. Positive vibes? Hakim's a good guy. I just got Dark Matter Space Jam Anthony Davis coming in at center. I love that. But De'Aaron Fox, Dirtnum and Skinny Anthony Davis cannot do it all on their own. When my bench players come in, I don't score. I get an 8-point lead instantly lose it. 8-point lead instantly lose it. Then it just comes down to whoever finesses the game at the end. One time, I won a game. Another time, I lost a game. Today, we will win. We're one and three. Here's the cheat sheet. Everything's on the table. I can do a pregnancy break on my mom. I can do a tinder live stream. I can get my asshole waxed. I can take a punch from destroying. I can have an Instagram photo concocted by you guys. I can have a head tattoo of a big old cock and balls. I can make a group chat with my exes. I can sip excessively all over Twitter. It's all on the table. But in my mind, only one thing is on the table right now, baby, and that's just secure the double. The wheel is spinning. Luca, I want your ass out. I love you, buddy. I know I work. I got two Luca jerseys, but I need you gone. I really need you gone. Jackpot, but I have to name their college. I'm really bad at this. I'm kind of good at the NFL now that I've done so many Madden videos. This is going to be really tough. Oh God. I want a shooting guard. I want a dark matter shooting guard. Where did Clay Thompson play? Did Clay Thompson play for UCLA? No, Washington State. Not even close. Michael Jordan played for North Carolina. I definitely know that. What you want? Cooking. I got to get that Michael Jordan, bro. Dude, I had him for one episode last season and he's so good. He's literally so good. It literally doesn't matter what Michael Jordan you get the best off-ball defender other than maybe the glove. I don't even know they have the glove in this game though. De'Aaron Foxx, Michael Jordan, Jason Tatum, Dirk Navity, Anthony Davis as our starting lineup, with Shaq Ewing, Bird Bradley Beale, and Kyrie Irving on the bench. A good mix of current players and OG players. I love that. All right. Well, thank God I knew Michael Jordan's college because that was going to get really ugly if I didn't know his. All right. We're into the game. We just need our challenge wheel and we'll see what we can do. This pack has been closed every single time. So not right now, bro. I really need to win. All right. We need him to score 10 points as fast as humanly possible. Just take the layup, bro. Well done. Okay. He needs three more points before my challenge is complete. Good Lord. Don't hit that, Kyrie. You're losing my four and I'm trying to let him win. I swear if I don't win this game now with how bad we're bullying this guy for no reason, it will be a travesty. Go Shaq. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. Okay. You know what? I should just go back to heaving up half court shots. We're two for 14. Hacker Shaq, but my starters come back in. So that's good. I believe in you, buddy. Yeah. I should just go back to shooting them half court shots. Oh, dear Fox. What's the Fox's takeover? It's got to be the slasher one, right? I don't know how it works, but it sounds sick. Oh, charge. I'm winning and getting my challenge. Oh, to the rack, to the rack, dear. I was called animation and Annie. Look at the clampage. And then Jordan, there's literally no way that Steve Nash is getting in your way. This may be the first game where we get the challenge wheel and the W. No, Ray Ray. I'm sorry, Ray. You're in a box, my friend. You're in the Michael Jordan box and one. What just happened? Oh, shit. Did not see that. I would have yoinked that three. Um, I guess it's two points. Dirk Rip. And now you're getting posted for it. Oh, I was just about to turn and fade. Oh, shit. Mistakes. Who knows who cares? That's a bucket. I don't mind that one though. Oh, this could be a rage quit, a challenge wheel and a W on one. Pull up. Do it, dearie. Oh, damn it. But Dirk is there. Oh, no, Jordan. Now, what would be a huge finesse is if I shoot a better field goal percentage than this guy in the end of the game. They chucked up so many absolute trash. And now I'm just slamming literally all over his team. Got it. Oh my God. We're all over this dude. We're all over this dude. 10 point lead erased. Good Lord. This is a clamp. Oh, it was a clamp. Got the mismatch I wanted though. Oh, no, I didn't. I love, love, love using Michael Jordan. It's just so satisfying. I'll take it though. He wants to steal this. You know what? I want the three. That's what I want. I want the Patrick Ewing three up the top of the key. I have no idea why he just stepped out on Shaq at the three point line. I'm going to have it. I'm going to have it. Shit. Oh, we got the board. Ah, Shaq. Let's go. Lots of lead changes today. Oh, backcourt, backcourt, backcourt. That is like the peak of my depression is when that happens. And then he does that to end the half. And what? Do it, Dirk. Do it, Dirk. What is happening? I hate this, bro. I'm not moving or nothing. He got that shot off at point six on the Shaq look. He has a three point lead. Don't dare. Dude, it's Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum is my saving grace. My dark matters can't hit shit, but Jason Tatum continues to be the absolute most consistent player on my team. Somebody explain it to me. We have to pull this lead away or I'm going to lose this game. This is insane. As soon as he shot that, that shit was a brick. It's a court. I should just stop. I should really just fucking stop shooting wide open threes with Michael Jordan. I like, I just, I just can't believe it. I literally just can't believe it. I swear it's just like a tactic of his. He knows I, you know what? That's the first one I've made in like seven wide open ones. Like, he knows that somehow they're going to break. Let's take this game back and one. We will take that. What happened to the mat in the first quarter who took back that 10 point deficit like it was nothing? Where did he go? I found him. Lead change. We're back, baby. Let's go. He's back, baby. He's back, baby. I hate that. I literally hate that animation so bad. This is the worst animation in this game, but it's okay. He throws a bad one. It's over now. I got that momentum back. I have the fighting spirit. I'm ready to clap cheeks, sir. I'm fast as fuck sir. De'Aaron. De'Aaron, you're the fastest player in this game. I believe in you, buddy. Take the foul. Too many passes, my friend. Dirk. But this man, that man is a three point shooter who misses three point shots, especially when they're wide open, catch and shoot. It was such a clamp every game. I don't know, Jordan. You made such a brick. I can't let you shoot that. I'm sorry. Do what you do best, Michael. Charge. All right, Michael. We're getting redemption right here, buddy. Jason. De'Aaron. But it's only him. Oh, what a freak of nature. He's got the Gatorade symbol and he doesn't give a shit. And that's a backcourt violation and this game is over. Dude, that is so funny to me. Come here. Somebody come here. He's about to get absolutely crossed and slammed on. Oh, that's my boy. Do it, Mike. Do it, Mike. Plus a challenge for misogyny. It's always a good day when misogyny gets away. He's everywhere right now. Get that out of here. He's got to block two. Let's go. Dude, we shot 27% from three. That is so bad. I don't know what happened in that third quarter, but no matter what, I chucked up. That shit was a brick. Michael Jordan became the team's leading scorer all in the fourth quarter, pretty much. Two blocks, two rebounds, and assist 19 points. Eight for 14. Two for seven from three. Jason Tatum. Two for fucking two. He's such a god. I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm just good with his release. Challenge real complete, too, so we get one pack. This is the last two hours of the Space Jam packs. I'm sorry. You've seen a lot of these. It is going to be a Galaxy Opal. Hopefully it's not Ewing. So this would kind of be a bummer. Eastern Conference 33, holy shit. It's, oh, it's Larry Bird. We got Larry Bird upgrade. Okay, awesome. We already got Larry Bird on the bench. We might as well get a good Larry Bird. I like that. I'm not benching Jason Tatum until something god tier walks my way. You can come in off the bench, Larry, but you're not starting over Jason Tatum. You need to know your place on this team. All right, boys. That's it for the misogyny squad. We lock in Michael Jordan. We are two in three. That makes me so much happier. The pregnancy prank is off the table. Tinder live stream is still alive and virtually everything else other than the handsome essay and me and your mom making that sweet, sweet love. I love you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. Tomorrow is episode six and then we'll have an intermission again. I got to breathe. My editor's got to breathe. I'll probably post something else in between there and then we're back in business. I'll see you in episode six. We'll be three in three. That's what I believe. Peace.