 Warning, this game contains a retail work environment. Player discretion is advised. I'm already scared. Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Night of the Living Consumer. Actually, scratch that Night of the Consumers. It is actually less scary if they're dead, I think. That would be a benefit because I'm just getting flashbacks to working retail and honestly is a terrifying experience. Like, at least when I play like, ooh, Slenderman or something like that, I know it's not real but I have very real nightmares of retail. How do I go up to controls? It's bad if I need a manual to even get to the control section. Alright, W, of course. Oh my god, that is so obnoxious. Much like retail. It's really like getting me immersed. Oh, is this my boss? Or actually, no, that's not my boss. That's one of those Tom people from Spy Kids 3D. Why is he breathing like that? Oh, fucking hell. You're late. Sorry, boss. I don't know how I was in this room and he was by that door. That seemed like the only entrance is what I'm trying to say and I was behind him so I don't get it. My name is The Manager. First name, The Second Name Manager. And off he stomped. Oh my god, what's wrong with my hand? I'm a disembodied hand. Is that a bear? Oh god, no, it's just customers. What the hell is this? The peaceful music. I guess I'll go talk to him. Look at him. What is up with your mouth? The whole world is moving around me. I'm high on something. Does this job test for drugs? The rude customers. I've reached my breaking point. God, whoever made this game really dove deep into retail. They understand how it feels. Okay, getting familiar with the aisle. Okay, we got a pet's aisle here right next to the alcohol. Okay, this is video game. Where does video game go? Okay, video games. Where do I actually put it? Oh, fucking hell, sorry about that. I'm new, it's my first day. Ah, ah, here it is. Oh, wait, hold on. Sorry. Oh god, all these video games are broken. Let's just mark them as pre-owned. I'm getting timed, really? This isn't a very efficient way of putting these on display, you know. Why am I stocking shelves in a video game? Why has my life led to this? It's come full circle. I went from making video game YouTube videos, working in retail to making videos. Jesus Christ. Okay, I'll help you. I need Halloween decorations. Let me take you to the Halloween aisle here. Come with me. You happy? Yeah, he's happy. Who urges? Oh my god, I just brought you there. What the hell? Where's the cleaning stuff? Oh my god, this store is filling up. Where's the cleaning? Where's the cleaning? Follow me, sir. I'll take you to the cleaning aisle. No, stay away. Okay, you've got your Halloween stuff. You've got your cleaning stuff. I can relate to that employee from earlier so much now. But what I was going to say is it's gone full circle because now I do video game videos about working in retail. But yeah, that thought wasn't even worth finishing. Oh god, please don't assault me. Okay, pet food. The pet aisle was near the alcohol. I remember that. It's always this dude. What is wrong with you? I bought a phone. It didn't come with a bloody charger. Hey, Charles, hear about this. Hurry. What? You want phones? Where are the phones? I don't know where to take you, sir. Please. I want to speak to a manager. Well, luckily we've got the manager himself. Offer facts sake. What is this? What is this? He asked me to wait around until after my shift and then turns off all the lights and chases me around the aisles. So do I just need to continue to stock the shelves? Okay, here are those reptile people coming in to buy their video games, Halloween decorations, and phone chargers. Okay, drinks. Is that in the alcohol aisle? Oh, no. No, no, no. Karen, I gotta go. Caution, wet pants. Is it all clear? Where did Karen go? He's gonna run me down on that thing. I know it. It's gonna be just like real life. I'm gonna get knocked down and then I'm gonna have to become a YouTuber. Where's the escape? How do I get out of here? Please. His door is just painted on. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. He got me. What does he want? I need a new toaster. I'm losing the will to live. Okay, a toaster. Home appliances are this way, sir. Follow me. Furniture. Look. No kitchen, I mean. This one, this aisle. Yeah, there you go. Drinks, drinks. Wait, no, this is the Halloween aisle. Why does it say drinks? I'm giving up on this box. Pet food. Okay, I know where that is. It's at the opposite side of the store. How fast can they run? Does he have a chainsaw? Did you hear that? Oh, my God. She needs a new bed frame because his mom was jumping around on it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Thank God we have so many wet floor closets. Oh, my God. Did you just spawn? Can't be a bastard. Second pair of clothes. These are starting to smell. No, it's not this way. It's not this way. It's this way. Sir, please relax. This one, this one, this one. Okay, pets. Okay, great. No, no, no. No, pick it up and then, yes. Stock the shelves. That person's doing jumping jacks in the alcohol aisle. They're already drunk. I'm going to have to cut you off. I lost my baby. Find him. Oh, my God. Why do you want to find him? The thing is terrifying. Here, take him, take him. Take him off me. Oh, my God. He's so scary. Please, never contact me again. Now I just loop back around to the kitchen aisle. Oh, you fucking aisle. It's so frustrating. He needs new headphones. Then let me move. Like, how come I get in trouble if I don't find them what they need within a few seconds? But running away from the customers is totally fine. Like, anytime they ask for help, I bolt in the other direction. Okay, another box done. I think do I need to do five? Does she ever gone? Oh, my God. What is that? What do you want? Tell me. You didn't even tell me what you wanted. You just turn off the lights. The speech box is up. I can't do anything. Fire. Back in good. I'd rather be fired. Cleaning. Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. I'm just gonna throw stuff in the aisles they belong. That's my new strategy. Troll. Please don't open the story yet. Please don't open the story yet. I'm trying to just gather it all in one area. There are no customers in the store, but I can still feel the presence of that evil, evil baby. Oh, no. Oh, no. They've gotten in. They've gotten into the store somehow, sir. I didn't know there'd be customers when I signed up for this retail job. My God, they're already knocking stuff over the bastards. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. He gave me such a jolt. What do you want? Tell me what you want. Skincare products. Okay. Let me move. Let me move. Pharmacy. Hold on. Wait, no. There's a health aisle somewhere. Hold on. Health and beauty. There you go. That bottle just says get out. All right. Just ignore that. Keep restocking this cool kid's drink. Oh, this ain't normal catch up. This is crazy catch up. But that one says you're wasting your life. All right. Listen, buddy. I am aware. There's no need to point that out to me. I've foredone. This will be my fifth. And it has five in the box. Does that mean I'll be done a successful shift? I would be so happy if I got one shift under my belt. No, please, please, please, please. Look, I have to stride the stories. I just got out of my shift. Saw one customer went straight back out. Employee of the month, Lester, for outstanding commitment and attendance. Well, I don't feckin see him around. So maybe we should strip him of that award. Oh, missing Lester. You know, I have a feeling he may have just feckin quit and I don't blame him. It's like, oh, Lester didn't shop for his shift. He must have been kidnapped or murdered or something. He can't just dislike the job. That's impossible. The time is flashing. And I'm kind of assuming that I've done enough because there was five in a box on the bottom left and now there's just a five. So I think I've done enough to get a second day, unfortunately, but I'm just waiting for night now. I've done the bare minimum and that's more than enough. Okay, I'm locked inside here. He chained it from the rungs. Oh, no, he's not happy with me. Feck off, dude. I stocked five shelves. Just throwing boxes at them. Back. Oh, what is in this box? Oh, it's his DIY. It's probably a box of hammers. What the hell is this? Don't trust the manager. I mean, who would? Well, sorry, you obviously. Sorry, I didn't mean to rub it in. Oh my God, is this the log of days he's been in here for? You wouldn't be lester by any chance, would you? Because we've been looking for you. You've been slacking a little bit. A bit of a lazy bones area. All right, I'll let you do it. I'll come up with more skeleton jokes and get back to you. All right. I'm going to set up the boxes as well as I can and try and stock every shelf. I love the aisle, just food. All the food is here. Wait, video game. More video games? Do they reset? Wait, no, that was kitchen. What? Oh my God. Maybe if the manager has a right to chase me around the store at night and scream at me, because I am incompetent. Okay, I think I have every single box in the right aisle. Oh my God, these are going to be terrifying. Yep, of course. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, great. I'm back with you. You know, I have a bone to pick with you. You're letting me out there alone or all these customers. I can really use your backup. I can't tell if that person is doing jumping jacks or they're drowning. Looks like they're waving for help. All right, I'm very on edge, but I'm doing my job. I'm just ready to flee at a moment's notice is all. Honestly, the Halloween items are less scary than the fecking toy. I don't like the idea of having sharp objects in this store. I'd keep them all on me. Oh my God, he just ran me over in his fecking mobility scooter. What do you want? Got any beer? Got some babes coming by later. Um, this way, sir. Oh no, oh no, he's getting very impatient. Oh, for feck's sake, dude. Like, I can't go as fast as you. I don't have a mobility scooter. Oh no, oh no. Oh no, you're not gonna say it because I want a good reference when I go on to get a new job. And that's what I want to feck into, all right? I'm upset. I hate this job. I can't even knock things over. I feel like I could have done that too if it wasn't for him. Okay, not only have I put them all in the correct aisles, I've put them in the correct spot. So I just need to run by them and did this reset? Maybe I'm not as clever as I thought I was, which would explain why I keep getting fired on my first day. No, it's the store that is wrong. Kill them now. I wish I could. I just started. Like, the shop just opened. It's gotta be like 9 a.m. Why do you need alcohol so urgently? I was almost done. What do you want? Where do you keep the fake blood? What? Oh, Halloween aisle. It's literally the furthest part away from me. Come on, Halloween aisle, Halloween. Oh my God, Jesus Christ. Why does he just want alcohol and fake blood? That is worrying to say the least. You can't come to me. Uh-uh, I'm in the staff only room. You can't cross this boundary. Uh-uh-uh. Sweeties for grandson. Yes, that's over at the other side of the store, of course. There you go, ma'am. You enjoy. Try and buy your grandson's love because he's not gonna love you otherwise. You're fucking terrifying. That's a lot of shelves done. How about you buy one of these for your grandson? Maybe you'll look less scary in comparison. What? What? Oh no, please go away. Okay, good. Thought she was gonna ask me to dance. No, no! What do you want? You're a jogger. Run around. Beers are this way, but it's the opposite side of the store. It's not fair. Oh, for fact's sake. You're a jogger. Just run around and look for them. Oh no, oh no. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Back off. Okay, the boxers do nothing to the manager. They can knock down a wall, but they can't affect him. That's it. I'm gonna accept it. You know what? You can't fire me. I quit. How about that? Yeah, I showed him. All right, I can't think of a better screen to end the video to. That is lovely. I'm gonna leave it there. I hope you guys enjoyed seeing a realistic retail experience. If you've not worked retail, you gotta work retailer, at least with the general public at some stage in your life, to just know that feeling of pure existential dread. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always. If you want to see more of me, I post every day and I stream over on Twitch. Link's in the description. But other than that, I'll just thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.