 Guys, let me just tell you. Look how cute baby Mariah's play And I even got her some brand spanking new forks and Spoon she upgraded to metal because she used to only use plastic and now we're upgrading her to metal Since she is a little bit older today, but I have a lot cooking up in the kitchen right now I need to hurry up because I actually have to be quiet. It took oh God I don't think she woke up hold on it took me for freaking ever to get this girl to go to sleep I need to make her her breakfast because when baby Mariah wakes up in the morning She gets very restless if she doesn't get If she doesn't get her food, let's go check on her right now. I think she's waking up Hold on. Oh God if you didn't see our last baby video You know baby Mariah when she doesn't get food and she starts whining. It's bad How cute she is Let me get a little close up. I gotta be quiet. Don't wake me Mariah. No. Shh. Don't wake baby Mariah Look at how cute she is. Come on. Let's go. Let's go make her some chicken and get her some protein All right, I'm gonna shut this door All right, so that was a close call if you did not like I said watch our other video Baby Mariah is freaking insane if she doesn't get her food. So I'm gonna finish cooking this up I got bacon. I got chicken cooking up right here. I got some sausage I'm making like a protein wrap with this new spinach low carb wrap That's really good and some cheese and also I'm dipping our chicken into buffalo sauce So this is legit gonna be a gourmet breakfast for her and hopefully I can finish this before she wakes up Because God help me if I don't have food ready before she comes out You just come out on your own. Don't cry. Don't cry baby Mariah. Don't cry. It's okay. It's okay Look it. I have your nummies right here. Look I'm making it. It's all done. It's all done I just have to give it to you and I have a surprise for you also Okay, so to hold you over for the last 30 seconds of me making this meal the best daddy in the world Okay, went to the store and got you some new slippers And look at they say mom on it because you know, I know how much you love your mommy Huh What oh the town? Okay? I'll take it off. I'll take it off But I'm gonna give you these hold you over and then we're gonna go feed you and we're gonna have an amazing day, right? All right, give me some knocks BAM All right, baby Mariah. Are you ready for breakfast? How pumped are you on the scale of one two? infinity That's it. Are you meant to infinity? So you're not pumped no one being low Okay, she's she's counting to ten now she gets confused sometimes But what I want to do is all right, so first things first baby Mariah before we get you food Okay, which bit you can either have the pink one or the white one, but this one has a face on it This one. Yeah, all right So I did make you a nice chicken wrap with some bacon cut it up in small bites I made sure the chicken wasn't too big and I just told Marvel Squad that we upgraded to metal silverware That's good. You're becoming an adult. You're you know, you're going from being a baby to a kid baby You're going from baby to a kid. Okay. Okay. Is that good? Yes, you do babe. You need a bit. No, babe. You need a bit. All right You want to go and time out baby right where I'm not having this today, okay? I'm trying to do something nice I made you breakfast don't start crying Okay, okay here you need to get some bacon in your system. Are you serious time out? No breakfast Time out for 10 seconds. Nope. You threw it. You threw it Hey saying no is one thing throwing is not tolerated in this house. Get up Get up get up go in the corner You want to mess around baby Mariah? Okay? I'm not a bad parent I'm just trying to teach you good things 10 seconds in the corner. Can you count to 10? No, okay. Well, I'll do it for you ready one one one All right ready eight nine, I didn't say ten yet So baby Mariah, I think you're um, you know Misunderstanding the whole baby Mariah thing. You're three years old, right? You're this many this many show me how many You don't have a phone So I'm gonna have to take this for the rest of the day because babies don't have phones I'm sorry. That's just how life is. All right. You shouldn't be talking to any boys We don't want to get on that part. Do you want to eat your breakfast or do you want to wine? Because that that corner of the wall is looking pretty good, isn't it? Oh And I have one more surprise for you. I Got some mommy's milk for you. I Know how much you love it and you're gonna show Marvel Squad how much you love Drinking mommy's milk. Okay, show them show them how much you love it ready ready? We're gonna do it ready Come on. You have to bite it come on Show what you love drinking mommy's is it coming out? Is it even squirt? Barely, come on. You're gonna have to do better than that. Come on Marvel Squad really they need to feel how much you love it All right, well, we'll put that to the side. I want that gone by the time that you get up You're not moving until that bottle is empty What are you playing what? What's what's the song called that Mary had a little lamb do you know what Mary had a little lamb is? You have to because that Lily was the exact song unless my baby's a musical genius Marvel Squad baby Mariah She's not a she's not a musical genius. I don't know what I was Okay, okay, okay, but are you do you want to keep playing with your musical thing totally fine? Or do you want to go swimming in the pool? Yeah? Yeah, we can get your get your little pool noodle get in there take a dip I think the pool is like 85 degrees, so it's gonna You just want to sit in the pool you don't want to swim All right, we'll go get your little let's I'm gonna go help Mariah baby Mariah What You said what? You don't want to get your hair wet. Okay. Okay. Why why are you talking way less than you were talking when you were too, huh? Marvel Squad wants to know Still learning you're still learning. She's just taking it all in How to say my shirt, how do you say this letter? All right Baby Mariah. That's a why come on. We got Shark Like like like like the shark sharks in the ocean shark Shark shark like a shark in the ocean baby Mariah I don't know All right, let's go get you changed and let's go take a dip in the pool. We'll be back Guys look how cute These kids are hey, okay. I'm okay. Okay here here here Then put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. I was I was playing with the crash Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Okay, God dang Well, I got you some towels Are you gonna swat me? Are you serious? Yes, you want to time out? No, I don't get time out. No, you don't control me. Oh really then who then who controlled time out No, you don't hit you don't hit first. You're throwing first. You're throwing now. Yeah, that's another every time you hit me That's enough That is Terrible that is 15 seconds 15 seconds go in the corner go in the corner go in the corner before I drain the pool baby Mariah. I will literally I am going in. I will literally okay fine Go in the corner baby Mariah 15 seconds because you are being a naughty baby Come on count to 15 count to 15 and you can play ready one Let's practice two Every time you cry I'm gonna extend the time. All right. I know you don't want to but you hit me twice and you threw Something at me you do that at me. That's dangerous. What about that hit me in the eye? Guys having the same corner That's another second. That's two seconds. That's three seconds added. That's four seconds added to your time That's five seconds added to your time. You better go there. That's six seven eight nine I'm just kidding. All right. I'm just kidding. You can come out you can come out I know you're sorry, but do you pinky promise me? You're not going to throw or smack me at all for the rest of the day You can't do that. You where did you learn this bad behavior from? She has no All right, I'm not even gonna stop her wait. Do I know his nose? We didn't even plan this but your swimsuit matches the pool noodle. Hey ready. We're gonna catch ready one Two here here ready How's the water feel is it warm I wonder how hot it is It's not chilly it's definitely not cold All right, let's play truth or dare baby Mariah ready. I'm gonna do I don't ask me or do you want me to ask you first? There's no bugs Okay, truth or dare ready to the day all right, have you ever lied to me and Got away with something that you should know You ever lied to daddy That's the whole truth or dare you have to tell no no no Baby Mariah, I am literally in my clothes stop stop. I'm not even in a swimsuit I'm sorry You're three years old you do not get to control what you do. Okay. I get a little say so My turn I'm gonna say dare some risky With my clothes on you want me I wait wait with my socks on too. Oh my god Had to Well good because I'm like half bald so all right. Are you ready here, baby? Take the camera, but do not drop it if you drop this. This is a thousand dollar camera That's coming out of your college fun. Okay, you're not going to college if you drop this camera, baby Hold it with both hands. Are you ready? Are you getting the angles? Hey low-key swimming with socks on is honestly like not that bad you should try it sometime learn from your dad Your dad, I'm your daddy girl I am your dad Who am I who am I I am your dad? Okay, she plays this game a lot guys, baby Mariah gets really confused Because she's only three years old Then who am I do you tell me who I am then because it looks like you know everything right you're three and I'm 21 You know more than me, right? Yeah, so who am I not my dad? Okay, that's it that you don't even have an answer. You're just saying the same thing over and over Can you with that stop stop stop what I say stop you stop We just started swimming. It's only been like 20 minutes. Are you serious? Don't get out. Come on I just smack that kind of beam right here with the passing your mouth, okay? Okay, okay? Okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry Okay, I deserve that. I deserve that. I'm not gonna punish you, but you only get one more Okay, that's it. That's the day. Okay, baby Mariah. No, no, no Stay away. I Swear having a kid Marvel Squad is so bipolar like I feel like every kid has a little bipolar in them because they're so Undecisive of what they want to do they look what are you doing? Are you really? I'm not talking badly. I'm just saying how like whenever we go to do something you immediately want to like go do something else I'm not being me baby Mariah. I am here. I am here to teach you to teach you and get you through life Okay, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Daddy's such a terrible person I'm not okay. Yeah, gosh. You must get this attitude from your mother because Okay, all right guys so for this part of the video I actually wanted to show you how I change my baby Mariah's diaper now. She's been chilling here She's been actually really good. I gave her a little lunch. She seems to be holding off pretty well, right? Nucks bam So this is how to change a baby's diaper if you've never done it before and I've never done it before So this is gonna be interesting what I would just recommend for the first time I was gonna say rip it off, but slightly pull it off now Usually it's filled with stuff, but since baby Mariah is actually body-trained at age three She doesn't really need diapers, but we just we wear them just in case she has an accent, right? So you want to take this and you want to throw it away get your new diaper unfold it and right now usually babies are crying You're usually working under a lot of pressure You take the bigger side of the diaper You put it under their butt and to do that you got to take both their legs, and you got to push them up like this And stick the diaper underneath Make sure to pull out the two tabs on the side All right now then you take your legs back down and you want to pull it up front, okay? Now you want to take the one tab on the one side and bring it over It's broken Hold on baby Mariah is too big. I'm actually gonna use two diapers And I'm gonna kind of tape one like this and one like it's gonna work out pretty good You'll see alright, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna lay the second diaper on top just like this And we're gonna bring the bottom diaper should come with a tab and what you want to be one pull that tab You want to attach it bam to the diaper like that do the same thing on the other side all right and after you Successfully changed your baby's diaper for the first time it should not look something like this I had to use two diapers they only go up to size six I guess and What won't play with bubbles? Do we even have bubbles? I don't know. Oh, do we I think we do have some bubbles But this is what a diaper should not look like I did have to take two and kind of make it But maybe Mariah is actually gonna wear this for the rest of the day out in public and everything I work so hard I work so Well, it's good because you guys understand that was my first time changing Well, maybe a baby lost some weight. She'd fit into the diet I'm kidding. Your legs are just built big you just have a lot of muscle on those bones. Where are you going? Oh my this is what I'm talking about. So five babies go into her vanity Big tails are you say I literally have I ever done big tails and why do you have your cell phone? This is not a bit. No, I'm putting this in my pocket babies do not have phones, okay You don't get to have a phone because I say so and I don't even know where did mommy give you that Yeah, she did do I know why she doesn't care about your mental health. No, she doesn't I guess I'm gonna attempt to give her pigtails actually even though I'd never done this before I just have to do one So she already has one in her hair Okay, that look good That that doesn't look good I'm gonna give us a little give a marble swallow close-up on this baby Mara. I'm watch how well daddy does this He didn't take these guys. Is it just mirrored our dad's like the best at doing girls hair. Oh I think I did a successful job look at that It's a little off not gonna lie like it's a little little little bit off, but The key thing is there the piggy is there and we suggest we did it give me some knocks All right, we're gonna do go do bubbles because she's not stopped talking about no You can swallow it and choke on it. You're not getting gum. You're not getting gum You're not getting I'll give you like a crushed up mint a Crushed up mint is the only thing that it's gonna be gum is bad for babies You cannot have it. We've been through this. She's been going through a candy gum phase guys, and I'm tell where did you get that? Where did you actually find that? Oh my god? No, no doing that in the house. Are you serious? Yes, let's go outside. That's the best idea you've had yet today. Oh my god So I decided to take baby Mariah. I'm the golf car, but what's the first thing you do anytime? No, no, I and I were outside. No not on the car You just got bubbles all over the car No, that is disgusting It's gonna leave all these marks now. It's fine. Actually, why would you do that? Oh my god? All right, so what's the first thing you do when you get into a car or a golf car or anything? No, you don't drive right away. What's the first thing you do before you stick the key even in the ignition? No, you know this baby Mariah for safety. What do you always do first? You buckle up, so we're gonna buckle up I'm gonna make sure that you're buckled because we don't want any broken arms or legs in here We both buckled all good. All right, let's go. All right. Here we go Are you gonna try to do the bubbles while we're in here? It's getting all over my face So guys recently our golf cart had an update and it actually goes up to 26 miles an hour Which is a mile hour Faster than before but really you're only supposed to drive 25 miles an hour Which I do most of the time you never even get up to 26 because it's hard to since the roads are so small But our golf cart flies now. Look how fast. Look at this It's only at 20 right now. I can't even see I only got up to 20 before I have to turn again There's so many houses right now getting built in Florida guys literally every other property has a house getting constructed on it Just a bunch of houses getting built because everyone's moving down to Florida and we're already here being baby Brian made it You having fun, I mean swerve a little bit Just look how beautiful it is outside guys like how could you not love waking up and just going for a golf cart ride every day How you feeling you want to blow some bubbles You want a nap? The day is just getting stuff. I actually know that's fine. You can go nap. That's fine I'll have the rest of my day to myself All right We can stop and do some bubbles you haven't done any bubbles yet today bubbles on and out I feel like This is like the only car that you get to ride front seat on you know Because all the other cars it's not safe to ride up front You know in here so Mariah's gonna sing you guys a little song. I am so good at driving this guys and my Mariah Look it literally the bubbles left marks on the car Are you serious? This is all you have to do watch watch watch watch That's it All right, baby Mariah. I want to see your fast bubbles. You can blow. Let's get it Let's see what you can do see how big we can get them. No, you can't you're not supposed to throw it on the ground Look at that. Oh, okay. I see that. Okay. Let's see another Let me see another What baby wants to go down for a nap what baby ever wants to go for a nap? I understand you might be tired, but is it just me or any baby that ever has to go down for a nap? Just starts complaining You really want to nap that's fine by me What? Tuck you in. Where are you trying to sleep? Right there. Are you serious? Okay, I guess baby Mariah is controlling the day now you've only been awake for like It's been five hours baby Mariah, I guess you're due for a nap. All right. Come here. Give me a little kiss On the cheek All right, give me here. I know a lot of daddy's kiss their little babies on the lips Give baby Mariah Yep, look at him. He's just chillin All right go to sleep go to sleep I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you. Did you have a fun day today? You're welcome You're welcome now get some rest. I'll see you when you wake up cry for me because you're really good at that Well today was a roller coaster of fun Marvel Squad baby Mariah was actually very good today If you did not know she's not usually on her best behavior And she only acted up a little bit today which I think is a plus for me She's out of her terrible twos and she's in her threes But that still doesn't change the fact that she is gonna throw a little tantrum once in a while But all I have to do for the rest of the day is clean up this whole mess from breakfast from lunch from swimming From changing her diapers and then when she wakes up I get to do this all over again I get to make her dinner go swimming maybe again another golf cart ride bubbles whatever she wants to do That's just the life of being a father and Loki I actually don't know what being a father is like so please if any of you guys are parents in here I'm sure you found this funny because I literally have no idea what I'm doing But one day I will learn for real, but me and baby Mariah will see you guys in the next video But until then peace love you guys. 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