 Hoi Hoi and welcome to the video. I'm Dr. Sumerian, not a real doctor, and today we're gonna go over the dankest memes from the dank memes from site 19 subreddit. Let's get started. Your fifth is in the article has the word five in it. This is by KoraxS. Yeah, I do this a little bit myself. Whenever the number five is a significant part of an article, I will always for a moment think, is this going to be a fifth this article? And almost never is it true. It feels as though fifths have somewhat fell out of vogue in recent years, which is fine, I guess. I mean the fifths... the fifths were best when they were sort of... it's one of those things like some things are better when they're expanded on and some things are better when they're left alone. I think the fifths were best when they were being expanded upon when they were the multiple different, you know, branches of the church. There was the Scientology-esque version and there was the Southern Baptist style version and so on and so forth. And talking about those and just being able to start with something new gave people a lot of material to work with, but eventually people ran out of stuff to write. And fifth this stuff shows up periodically, but it's nowhere near as popular as it used to be. Welcome to the 001 Proposals. This is by F. C. Chungus. Welcome to the 001 Proposals. The Sun... we got the Sun turning everything alive into giant flesh of omination, an unstoppable force that vaporizes people at random except when looked at, which it can't ever be, Spiral Path... what does Spiral Path do? He makes you walk in circles without actually going anywhere. I mean, to be fair, I don't... there are so many 001s now that there isn't really a sense of what an 001 is. If you think about it, when day breaks doesn't really make sense as an 001, why isn't it an 01 instead of some random number further down the line? Especially since it's the end of the world. So why would anyone... why would it be at the beginning? But the Spiral Path, at the very least, sticks to the early thing of 001s being sort of an explanation for the SCP Foundation or an explanation for the anomalous. But as I said, there's like 40 something 001s at this point. I'm sure in the next few years we're gonna end up with more than 100 001s. And at that point, at this point, there is no one thing. They're just SCP articles that people have decided to put a little bit more. They're SCP articles where people say, this is super important. That's it. That's all it is. And whether it actually is super important is entirely up to the author's ability to make it so. Hello, which one of us are you? This is a nightmare. It's funny that there are so many. You know what? I'm gonna have to block out the middle one because that's the copyrighted image. But there's so many 173 versions now. Gosh, it's funny. There will never be a single version ever again. And that's fine because, you know, if the creator didn't want us to make them, we shouldn't be making them. We shouldn't be using it. Let's put that way. And this meme is by Ilzeth. I'm gonna call it Ilzeth. This one is by TopGuy99. Stop doing anomalous sciences. Anomalies were not supposed to be understood. Years of pathophysics yet no real-world use found for getting an existential crisis. Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh, we had a class for that. It was called Explained. Wow, Billy. That story was really was 66% real and 33% fictional. Please tell me about the abstract resumatic de-a-fic, semi-o-an-ten-ary memeplex that resides inside the new sphere. I love fractal topologies of Theta Prime. Stamets dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what authors have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the writing materials we built for them. This is a real SCP done by real authors. Hello, I would like to destabilize a given de-a-fic entity's embodied memeplex within the new sphere, please. They played us for absolute fools. I mean, this is a joke, obviously, but there is something to be said for a sort of lack of simplicity these days in the SCP Wiki. And I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. And there are simple articles still. They're just outnumbered by things that are so complex that you need a degree in a specific field in order to understand. That's not, that's overstating it. That's not absolutely true, but we can, and the problem is, is I think the authors look at that and go, this is very, very good when, because it's, you know, it's technical and it's, it's very precise and it's very detailed. And it's also very boring a lot of the times. But they, but you can look at something like that as an author and think to yourself, I have created something amazing because this is because it is so detailed and because it is so in-depth. And the truth of the matter is you haven't done that. You've created something that no one wants to read. This is actually my problem with early. I'm going to say early because I stopped reading it because of this. So I don't know if it got better or worse. I assume it must have gotten better. But the third law canon was like this for me. It was so boring in the beginning, just, just so boring. And I read like two or three articles because science fiction is my jam. So I thought it would be my thing. I just couldn't get into it. And I'm sure it's gotten better because it's incredibly popular as a canon, but it is definitely not for me. Definitely not. This one is by a zombie scholar, innocent and heartwarming SCPs, the community, anything bad that could ever happen to them. I mean, you know, this feels as though this, first of all, this is absolutely true, but it feels as though it kind of runs counter to the point for a lot of SCPs. Like a lot of the stories about SCPs, especially ones that are heartwarming or innocent, is that the world sucks and the SCP foundation are not the good guys. They are the bad guys. So innocent and heartwarming SCPs kind of, I don't know if they have trouble finding a place, but have trouble surviving, or at least surviving with their innocence intact in the world of the SCP foundation. But but everybody wants to have something that's beautiful. Everyone wants that. And so we try to pretend like, you know, the ship's passing in the night didn't get killed by the Geocere that the chair didn't get chipped or that the dragons are still here and here be dragons. And I mean, the the stories only work because of the loss suffered. I don't know. I feel like the SCP community could stand to embrace loss a little bit better and not not the webcomic, the the concept of loss. Anyway, that's it. There weren't a lot of memes to go through this week. And I didn't sell. And of the memes that I had to select from, I didn't select a lot of them because I didn't know that I had much to say on certain topics. But thank you very much for watching. If you enjoyed the video, hit the subscribe button and then hit the notification bell next to that, so you're notified when I upload new videos. And then head on over to patreon.com forward slash D Sumerian and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has, including Sanjiriki, who's pledged at $100. It is nice to know that I'm not alone out here. And I will see you all again on Thursday, I promise.