 Hello everybody, welcome back to the second channel today. I'm joined by Curtis How how am I joined by you? Yeah, how are you doing this today? I've cast a magical summoning spell on Curtis And that's how I'm looking at him right now Yeah, I was taking a shit before and then I just sort of in my chair with headphones on talking to you So thanks for that. Yeah, and thank you for that. Oh shit. You don't have a sparkling water. Do you do you have one? Yeah, you do. Yeah, where is it? I think it's downstairs Well, I have a mug maybe we could lie to the audience and say that there's sparkling water in there Maybe it does have sparkling water in it and maybe Maybe well, maybe it does So today we've got kind of a special topic because We've both in a sense gone viral both have viral infections and it's it's not looking good Yes, I sort of have E. Coli and I have E. Coli. A couple weeks ago I like streamed on Twitch and I guess somebody clipped a portion of the stream where Curtis Joined in the chat and you said something. I forget what I said actually, but you know, it was probably something Probably funny. All right. Well, basically long story short. You came into the chat. I Delivered this absolutely Incredible delivery of a line that was so incredible that basically it had no choice but to go viral on TikTok Okay, so this is really gone to your head sort of incredible revolutionary monologue of sorts that I delivered I wouldn't call it that sir, I would not call it a monologue it was Like maybe like ten words and you didn't even post it someone else posted it Can we talk about that for a second? How fucked up is that? I made a video like two years ago trying to go viral with a sound on TikTok. I made a whole last song I made a whole last alter ego and you know how many people made a sound with my TikTok So like two thousand or like ten thousand or something like that Yeah, I think it was like two thousand people made it and that was probably mostly because they felt bad for me And then some schmuck some actual Joe Schmoe Greg good in town on TikTok. They're stealing all your stuff. They're stealing all my stuff They've got clips of you on here. What the fuck is going on here? Just act like we've never heard of fan accounts before They're stealing our shit. I didn't post this. It's not me Yeah, first off that this this TikTok of me with the original one with the sound has like five million views But yeah, I think that's pretty fucked up that I put in all that work And then I just off-handedly say something on stream one time and look at it now. It's got 32,000 videos That's so many videos. So I guess let's go ahead. Let's watch the first one courtesy It's so crazy how you could just say one off-handed thing and then TikTok like changes it into so many other things It's it's pretty impressive. Right. Yeah, like I wasn't I wasn't delivering this thinking like oh shit This is gonna be the most versatile Line ever it's even funnier considering the fact that I made that video those all those years ago Cuz like I put in so much work and this is like on Twitch And I also like used this really shitty webcam that I have from like 2012 and so like and the audio is coming from there, too So the audio like sounds really bad. Also, it's like right when you stop trying is when you pop off So we should give we should just give up. Yeah, I think I'll just record the rest of my videos on like a flip phone camera from 2006 prop up an LG chocolate or something and just go to town Did you have one of those? No, oh, I wished I had one of these. Yeah, they were cool I also really wanted a Motorola pebble. Oh, I forgot about the pebble. Yeah, these shits were pretty slick My aunt had one of these I was mad jealous. Yeah Jealous of your aunt's phone and I still am to this day dude. She's got the coolest It's still the Motorola pebble courtesy I was hoping we'd see the dog. Yeah, that does seem like an important detail It's like I want to see this dog with human eyes. Yeah, I'm dying to see that actually Yeah, this person said dog reveal and it's like one of the most liked comments The dog's like trying to scratch its eyes out Yeah, you know how a human eyes are like dark beady black It would have been funnier if it was like human hands and then we go the other video and the dog just has legit I'm trying to think of what what the creepiest human body part for a dog to have would be I mean like teeth would be really weird like a butt Yeah, that'd be pretty weird balls. I mean like dogs have balls. No, not pretty weird. They had balls They do have balls Can relate yeah facts is 411 like a great height. I've never been like oh, I wish I had a 411 naturally pretty flirty girl who doubles as an hourglass flip her upside down and a bunch of sand falls out of her Yeah, this is a problem that a lot of people have even whenever I was like just talking to you and you're hanging out recently When I'm trying to talk to like a guy and then just like this little short hourglass girl shows up And it's like can you just get the fuck I'm trying to talk to my buddy, you know Yeah, and she's like transparent and you can see sand flowing through her body Your time is almost up my god here and time to talk to this guy courtesy Well, does that happen? I would imagine so I feel like I had Instances like this cuz you know how it shows when someone else is in the Google doc I was like never in school when Google doc swer like a thing I guess I never use them in school So this is I don't even know what the fuck is going on right now and I'm sort of freaking out it Yeah, it seems like you're really having some sort of like myth-life crisis or something back in my day This is never fucking fly. Yeah teachers would never watch you do your work We'd be at school and they would blindfold themselves every time we got to work. Yeah, well, I would blindfold. That'd be so boring You gotta have nothing else going on to be a teacher and like spy on your kids doing the work And I know how much teachers don't like grading homework because I'm friends with people who are teachers and they're like that Shit's the worst so to be like before I even get to grading it I'm gonna like watch my student do their homework live grading Let's see what the kids are saying about this cuz maybe we'll learn a little something about today's you one time I typed high ma'am and she left goddamn. I never saw her again One time I typed high ma'am and she skipped town We had a substitute teacher the next day and for the rest of the year Yeah, the skull emoji implies that she like died or something she left this plane of existence I typed high ma'am and unfortunately she did pass away. She did not make it when they start correcting your work That's when you start running. All right. Oh shit. This is a content warning for shadow figures What the fuck? There's shadow figures. Do you want to skip this one out? No, I want to I want to find out what shadow figures are 12 year old me having a sleep paralysis Curtis is here? Damn, he's a dapper dude right there Yeah, he's a dapper dude right there He's a dapper dude right there Yeah, he's a dapper dude right there He's a barista from 2011 Curtis is here? My lady I feel like it doesn't quite fit the trend because it has to be like at first you're like Curtis Like you're happy to see them and then you're like get the fuck out of here. Maybe you are happy at first Oh, hat man. Is this like a reoccurring character in people's like sleep paralysis? Oh, yeah, the top comment is he kind of fresh. I ain't gonna lie. I was trying to see if there's any other comments that are like Oh, yeah, hat man for my dreams. Look at look at the second. Why is this the second video in a row of him? I forgot about him and I'm scared to go asleep now me and the hat man tight dog Sometimes I'd be taking 32 Benadryl just to talk to him I've never seen a hat man People know this guy, you know that song the scat man. Uh-huh. Maybe it's sort of like a reimagining of that I'm the hat man. You wake up to just Yeah, I'd be pretty upset too. Whoa, this person's getting gender envy from hat man Yeah, honestly, I get it. I searched hat man and he's on the villains wiki. Oh, yeah I see I see the villains wiki. He's an evil doer. What if that's all it said on the wiki that man is an evil doer Oh, no, I guess he just does evil. Why is Peter? Oh, it's popular pages. I thought it was related ones It was Peter Griffin also an evil doer Peter Griffin. Yeah, you know, there's a hat man family guy origin folklore Occupation should say barista or something probably tattoo or something like that hobby tormenting people Jesus Christ I like that it has like goals and aspirations His victims oh my god Where do you see yourself in five years? Probably scaring my victims to death probably same shit I'm doing right now. Honestly scared my victims to death crimes stalking and attempted murder Well, I mean he never he never he's got away with it I guess that's kind of nice to know it's like the worst till there was just try to kill you You'll never go through with it though. He doesn't have the balls. I like that says crimes I don't know this makes it seem like he's been prosecuted before, you know how they uh Sometimes they have like behind you stand behind a glass and there's like all the people you like and you try to pick the guy You did it. Yeah, I think it was the one shadow figure in here. I think it was him Okay, well, this is almost more interesting than the tiktoks, dude Yeah, I could we just talk about happening for the rest of the day I think I've heard about like an old hag that people see when they have sleep paralysis Have you heard about that? You've heard about an old hag That's like another thing people see when they have sleep paralysis. I haven't heard of that Talks of an old had heard murmurs of this sort of old hang I was unaware that there was like reoccurring characters that people share about all the hag syndrome Yeah, I think you should ask your mom about this. She's got old hag syndrome. You asshole So mean. Yeah, she does. How did you know that? Oh, okay? Yeah, I've seen that painting this one Yeah, because they like sit on your chest. Ah Jesus, I thought it was the same type of thing where they stand in the corner of your room I didn't realize it was this kind of freaking why is she wearing some like fashion Nova fucking like one-piece thing absolutely Gorgeous leotard. Yeah, she's doing right here, too. She's calling to her homie. Yeah, man. Get over here, dude No, the Sun's a space on this chick. Okay, some of these do not look like old hags I got to say especially this one you woke up in the middle of the night and this thing was on your chest Would you be like, oh no, it's it's an old hag Yeah, what kind of grand-grandmother do you have looks just like my old lady this old hag has the same mustaches me Yeah, they should rename this this evil demon to the old Kurt you'll get out with Kurt syndrome, dude When you're trying to sleep, but a 411 girl comes Okay, well that was an odd departure from the tiktoks, but let's get back to the tiktoks That one was kind of different. I had a storyline to it So they're saying that when they say hello to guests they don't respond and that makes them sad Okay, does he have like a gash in his eye or something? Oh, yeah, it's probably from that fall Do you think it was from him falling at the end of the tiktok? Yeah, maybe he filmed that part first and he's like, oh, yeah I forgot to film the other parts. He's all bruised and bloody hit his head so hard that he forgot He already filmed the first part. So he's like, I gotta do that part again. Hey look. Oh, I know Do you remember meeting them? I do yeah, they were really nice I remember they they walked up to the meet and greet and they were like, yes Curtis You are seeing double and it was really funny. I love that. They had it all planned out And I don't know why I look like that in the picture. I look like an old Old hag syndrome in this photo. This is their sleep paralysis. Well, let's see what they have to say about you being there I'm sure it's probably nice Curtis Get the fuck out of here. Hey, what the heck? I didn't know they're gonna say that You know what I want to talk about? I want to talk about your tiktok now Listen before I even got a chance to make a tiktok with my own frickin viral sound I see that you what I had hunted you had hunted my sound. That's what I was going to say exactly And you made a tiktok with it. So now I'm going to review it right before your eyes courtesy Curtis Get the fuck out of here. Did you get it? Did I get it? Yeah? Yeah? I think I got it cuz Curtis was here and then he was getting the fuck out of here I mean honestly, I guess you know it works and then Somewhere is in here is mine. I think oh, yeah Curtis Get the fuck out of here. I was seeing some comments that were like is it just me or did Danny's face get red at the end? Cuz I use like a filter that makes my face get really big and red But like only a few people noticed for some reason people thought you just did that naturally Yeah, like my head grew to twice. It's normal size And I became plump and red as a tomato like a cart to and there's smoke coming at your ears, too Why did he turn red? I don't know lol. I don't know man. I'm just happy to be here I love when people comment. I don't know on on like tick tock I just thought I'd chime in here for a second and say I have no fucking clue Could have just not said anything but I know it'll be really helpful for you to know that I also don't know But I think the best comment on this post is Danny has always reminded me of Lily Yeah, me too and whoever they tag it like really agrees with that also Who the fuck is Lily dude now? I gotta know it seemed really mad. All right Well, let's go let's go and watch the our grand finale tick tock that we made which I don't know about you But this is like probably the most liked tick tock I've ever made I think it's funny cuz you said the thing and the sound went viral and then We filmed this together and we sort of edit together, but you physically did the editing but it's on my account still It's like I'm reading all the benefits of this sound But you know what we had a compromise where we were like I mean we should both post a tick tock So like let's just make another one and they'll probably get like around the same amount of likes right? So then we made this tick tock And Your tick tock has 1.3 million likes and mine has 380,000 likes. Yeah, so pretty close. Let me just ask you for a sec. Does that seem fair to you? Hear me out for a sec. Uh-huh. You posted this and what it got 1.2 million views Yeah, and what mine got 1.3 million likes. That's the same number. So what's the issue same likes same number of views Okay, yeah, no, yeah, you're right. I mean, I didn't think about it that way. I'm sorry, buddy Thank you. Thanks for thinking of it that way and you know what? I also did say I don't care who posts this cuz we both made it together. Yeah, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have cared either All right Well, let's go ahead and watch this shit cuz this shit is honestly probably the funniest tick tock we both ever made Yeah, we're not gonna beat it ever I think So I don't know about you but my favorite part of this tick tock Well, we've talked about this a lot but it's when I lift you up the ground and your toes like curl up a little It's such an unnatural thing for a leg to do for something to be lifted up by the neck with such force that their legs break And there's like a bone cracking sound while it happens I was looking at the footage from this and we did this like leg pull twice and the first one was actually more intense And I didn't use it for some reason. Oh really? Yeah, like your feet also like slam back on the door Jesus Christ. Yeah, we should have used that one It's like a director's commentary But the ones that the first shot we did of you pushing my head against the door I like smacked my head off the door hinge and it hurts so bad You can see my face. Yeah, I just sort of fucking bashed your head on this hinge Yeah, there's also one other little behind the scenes tidbit in case you guys are wondering how we did Curtis's feet lifting off the ground. I came up with sort of the ingenious idea of this Yeah, you just gotta you put your hands in my jeans Yeah, and it worked it it worked pretty well I know I didn't see many people being like why are cuz the thing I was worried about is your jeans look so baggy all the Sudden, but I didn't see any comments about that I did see comments being like why is Curtis wearing shoes all the sudden because in the video where you're walking you're not Someone was like Danny scared Curtis so hard that he put his shoes on or something But yeah, I don't know why this part makes you look like you're like three feet tall or something because your jeans are so baggy Yeah, I'm the 411 friend that they warned you about and that's why I had to do what I did to you in this tiktok Yeah, that's a good. That's a good ass tiktok And so I guess everything kind of worked out in the end and we were able to Reap the clout from this viral tiktok sound But I do have to tell you something that might blow your mind Okay, what if I told you that I did do this all along and this and that I actually did orchestrate this because this is My account I wouldn't believe you and so my lifelong dream of getting a viral tiktok sound is Finally complete. I don't believe you but I if you're if you're telling the truth. That's honestly very impressive I thought about it afterwards and I was like, oh, that would have been a sick idea. I should have done that Yeah, you just gaslight everyone into thinking that this was you right now The foresight to know that this was gonna be a viral tiktok sound would have been insane if I somehow was able to do that So yeah, there would have been some diabolical ass stuff right there. Yeah, that would have been some hat man type shit You know look up on them. I'm on my hat man shit today. I woke up in hat mode All righty. Well, I I feel like that's pretty much pretty much good. Thank you for helping me review these tiktoks Curtis No problem Danny. Thanks for having me on and I think it's safe to say no one can ever use this sound ever again Mm-hmm. It's been viral and it's done now. All right. Well, everybody make sure you go follow Curtis Yeah, I Promise I am not an old hag and I will not sit on your chest in a beautiful one piece And that's a promise that not a lot of youtubers can give you so go ahead over to Curtis's channel And he will not sit on you in the middle of the night. Okay. Bye