 I'm totally Mike Clark on this shit, totally. Has Mike Clark ever been on the Drew and Mike podcast? Yeah, I think he did a couple when they first started out. And then since then, he's had throat issues where like he had to have surgery, I don't know exactly what happened, but his voice was gone for a long time. He was bitching about everything as usual. So he hasn't changed. Leave it to the Spartans. Leave it to the Spartans. I just I just laugh every time I say, I'm going to Mike Clark this shit, which basically means I'm going to say I'm going to do it and then never do it. Well, I I made it a point in our last show to to to leave in you calling me Drew Lane because I was I was reading that that anal leakage or that about the root beer. Yeah, the root beer thing. And you're like, all right, Drew, you have to read the whole damn article. Let's go. Come on. I like it when Drew did that, though, man. That was like one of my favorite things that he did. Yeah, but he was really good. He's really good at what he does. And I try to emulate him and you're like, no, dude, you can't be true. Well, I mean, no, it's more like, you know, it's more like long term booty call status. I think of myself as a Titan killing long term booty call. Booty. I just watched that movie again for like the nine hundredth time. Yeah, don't get me started. I watch it all the time. It gets better every time I watch it. I wouldn't say it gets better. But all right. So here's here's my new theory. All right. Oh, we're jumping right into this. We're jumping right into it. So my new theory is, is that the post credits tag with Nick Fury memory of health, it always kind of stuck with me. Why Sam Jackson kind of was like looking like a robot, saying that, you know, call control code red. Like he says that really weird. It's like a really weird cadence that he's saying it. And so I was like, all right, you know, whatever. So now that I know that he's in Captain Marvel, what I think is going to happen in Captain Marvel is that there's going to be a point in that movie where either Captain Marvel or one of the Eternals talks to Nick Fury and implants him like a Manchurian candidate that moment in time. And in that moment in time, he says, call control code red. And that's your signal to call Captain Marvel because shit's about to hit the fan when you need her. This is when you will need her. Call her at this point. And I think that that is going to be a plot point in the Captain Marvel movie. I mean, it's it's it's it's some real else Jones shit going on right there. Well, hey, listen, man, I didn't say that, you know, the snapshot didn't happen and that those were all crisis actors in there. OK, yeah, I know. I mean, yeah, I guess anything's plausible. I mean, it seems kind of all to go back and rewatch that scene now that you mentioned it. I always did not I. I always thought that scene was kind of. Slunky doesn't line up with anything else that's going on right then at at the time. Right. Like Maria, I was like multiple bogies over Wakanda and in the 10 seconds later, they start disappearing. Yeah, right. But the fight lasts. I mean, the timing is just really weird. I don't understand. Yeah, there's something weird with it. So it's always bugged me. You know, something else I noticed that I don't know their names. Who is who is the people in the Black Order? Proxima Midnight is the check. The check, yeah. Call obsidian, a black dwarf is the big dude. Yeah. Ebony Ma is the guy that fights with Dr. Strange. And Corvus Glaive is the one is the one that tries to get vision all the time. So who's the call obsidian? Yeah, the Hulk guy, the Hulk one. Yeah. Do you notice what he's wearing around his waist? You know, somebody brought that to my attention. And I don't know who I have been you. It looks like a Captain Marvel sash. It does look like a Captain Marvel sash. It does. And I don't know. Maybe it's like, you know, it's like a trophy. I don't know, man. It could be. It could be. Maybe he's maybe he'll make an appearance in Captain Marvel. That'd be kind of cool. I don't I like I don't know how he would. I mean, the whole entire basis of the Captain Marvel movie is supposed to be based on a decreased Skrull war. So I don't know how he or his race. I don't I don't know what race he's from would fit into it. But I think it would be kind of cool, like a like a corg kind of character, you know? Yeah, but I mean, maybe they've tangled Captain Marvel in the past and he beat her or something like that. And that's why I, you know, I like that idea. I just with the way that they're making her sound. I just I just don't know if he would be powerful enough to like, I mean, like maybe like Captain Marvel like has a like when Jude Law is Captain Marvel, maybe he goes into battle again. Like maybe like they have like this whole uniform where everyone's got a sash. And so he happened to kill one of them and took their sash as a as a trophy. Does that make sense? Yeah. So maybe because I I just don't think that he would be strong enough to defeat Kat. I mean, I don't think anybody's strong enough to. I think she's she's fucking stronger than Thanos allegedly. Maybe I didn't I don't I don't know what kind of maybe power set they're going to give her. But, you know, I I read some four chance shit on red at the other day. That was the storyline that they're presenting makes sense. And maybe I can find it. Maybe I can read to you. Well, they did say that the plot for the new Avengers is not in the old movie. It's not been. The title, the title of the movie has not been said. Yeah. In previous Avengers, which means end game cannot be it because it's been mentioned twice, once in Age of Ultron and once in Infinity War. So OK, you OK? This is what this is what I read. I'm going to read it to you. Yeah. All right, there's three acts. This is the first act and the second act and the final act. OK, so first act as careful for spoilers. Turn off now. The movie starts off with Ant-Man traveling back in time to events before Iron Man one through a time vortex and a quantum realm. He finds Hank Pan and they start working on a sling ring. Eternity ends up helping them for his own selfish reasons by giving them special gauntlets that allow them to control their movement in time. Iron Man and Nebula are tight and make their way back to Earth. And they group up with the remaining Avengers. Thor goes to hell to build an army of fallen Vikings. He finds some old friends. Hela is also there. Ant-Man comes out of another time vortex and tells the Avengers what is going on and gives them the sling ring. Within the first hour of the film, Thanos finds out about the sling ring, so he sends his army and Thor sends his whatever that means. And this battle, both future Thor and future Cap end up dying. Thor dies in the first battle and Cap dies while fighting Thanos' army after time traveling. Now, the second act. That's in the first act? Yeah. Jesus. The Avengers travel across time to collect the stones and stop Thanos. Cap from the past is recruited as a replacement. They grab him right after the Red Skull is transported by the Tesseract. The Avengers then travel to the battle in New York, the events of Age of Ultron, Guardians of the Galaxy and before Thor, the Dark World. Captain Marvel tags along on their time traveling adventures, but she doesn't do much until last hour of the movie. In the events before Thor, Hawkeye grabs Odin's gauntlet. So apparently Hawkeye went back in time to ask and grabbed Odin's gauntlet. A fake. A fake. Yeah. Dr. Strange eventually makes his way out of the soul stone and goes back in time in the sling ring, so this new sling ring. When Thanos finds out about their plot to put together their gauntlet, he sends some more minions after them. In the battle between the new Avengers and Thanos' minions, half of the Avengers from the past and half the Avengers from the future die. Jeez, O'Pete. Man. Is that the name names? Hawkeye eventually wields the gauntlet but loses his arm. He later gets a mechanical one. I heard that. I read that someplace else as well. I read that someplace too. Eventually Thanos is killed in the gauntlet along with the Infinity Stones are destroyed. How about for the final act? That's the second act? Tony absorbs the power of the Infinity Stones that were destroyed. Eternity reveals himself to be the future version of Tony who has ascended his mortal body. Oh, Jesus. He has been manipulating events throughout time and it turns out the only people who truly had free will are Dr. Strange, Hulk, the Red Skull and Thanos. It turns out Eternity needed Strange to get rid of Dormammu. It is revealed to present Tony that he will become a conqueror and rule over the universe. The people remembered him as King of the Conqueror. There was a 20 minute battle of everyone versus King. Eventually Dr. Strange was back in time and kills Tony before he becomes King slash Eternity. In the end, the Avengers are happy now that the war is over and then Ultron wakes up, that's it. That sounds like a really good movie. It sounds like a lot of shit going on, I have no idea. I know, I mean like, obviously 90% of that is probably fucking bullshit but let's riff on that. So Tony ends up being Eternity. So Eternity in the first act was really Tony which is why he was helping them. That's the way it sounds. Eternity reveals himself to be a future version of Tony. So we start that with Ant-Man traveling back in time before the events of Iron Man 1 through a time vortex and the quantum realm defines Hank Pym. They start working on a sling ring. So now, is it just, it's interesting wording there that they say a sling ring and not the sling ring because all sorcerers have sling ring. So is Hank Pym essentially the creator of the sling ring at that point? Because from what I remember in Dr. Strange, the wielders of the mystic arts have been using sling rings ever since Aguimodo. Yeah, it's their way. If you don't have a sling ring, you're in trouble. Yeah, exactly. You have to have one. So this has got to be a modified sling ring of some type that which is probably why they said a sling ring and not the sling ring. Well, no, that's what they said. He finds, they're working on a sling ring. And then later on down the run. By giving them a special gauntlets to allow them to control their movements in time. So that might be the part of the barf technology. Q title sequence. My God, man. Jesus. Yeah, I know. They've also got like Q post credit sequence. Oh, man. We see Ant-Man, Iron Man, Nebula, and Titan made their way back to Earth. That's got to be an odd ride home. Don't you think? I mean, the one thing that really kind of stuck with me in all of these movies, number one, when they're on Titan. How do they know the atmospheric pressure is good enough for breathing? You know, like, at least in the comics. They don't. How do you know that the planet has oxygen? Like, how do you know that you can, like, I mean, how do you know that you can, you know, survive on the surface of the planet? Anyway, semantics. Yeah, it's a movie, man. It's been your goddamn disbelief. But no, at least in the comics, Dr. Strange put a spell on all of the Avengers that were fighting Thanos in space so that way they could breathe in space. I was, I just wish that they would do that in the movies. Like I said, that's nitpicking. Ant-Man comes out of another time vortex and tells the Avengers what is going on and gives them the sling ring. So you gotta think when Thor goes to hell to build an army of fallen Vikings, find some old friends there. There's gotta be the Warriors 3, Loki, Odin. Right. Well, it's very interesting because I just read an article yesterday about how Loki may be dead, but his character might not be dead. He might become the next king of hell if they have a good plan. If they want to do a Thor- Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha. Thor, if I have to go to hell, where Loki would be the new king and take over from his brother. That death scene, it's still hard to watch. And it's mostly because of the fucking, the eyes of Loki. Like, I mean, I can't, it's hard to look at. You're seeing that. So yeah, there's a tournament. So it's revealed that Tony is a president who will become a conqueror of the universe. So people will remember him as Kandex. So they turned Tony Stark into Kane the Conqueror. Man, that is pretty damn cool. That would be a very interesting twist. And keep Robert Downey Jr. employed. Sure, sounds great, man. I have no idea who these people are. Who Eternity is or Kane the Conqueror? Eternity is basically the entity of past, of time, past, present, future, space, everything that you can possibly think of. The only person that's more powerful than Eternity is the one above all, which is a very convoluted storyline. I'm not gonna get into it. Yeah, man, that's a pretty good theory. Anyways, that was pretty cool to read. You can now check it out where you're on. We just wasted 20 minutes talking about it. That's fine.