 The brewers invited us to a game. We said, oh yeah, we're coming. They said, you want some beers? We said, absolutely, you're the brewers. They said, do you want to run in the sausage race? We said, absolutely we want to run in the sausage race. And here was my strategy going into it. I just don't want to come in a distant fourth or fifth. I just want to be part of the pack, Robbie. That's all. I don't need first. Jake's faster than me, I think. Trev's definitely faster than me. I just want to be part of the pack. That's my goal. Okay, just don't want to embarrass myself crazily. Just want to be part of the pack, finish the race strong. There's bratwurst, that's not me. That's our friend Jack, I believe. That was BBD, the Polish Sausage, saying what's up. There's Jake, Italian Sausage, getting the crowd ready to see glorious hot dog running. There's me, booing chorizo, Trevor Plu, former MLB stud. And what does the former MLB stud do? He cheats off the line. Just look at the head start he gets. Not waiting for the signal at all. He's off. How would we ever make up that ground? Would be impressive if we did, right? Well, we're off and the stadium's going crazy. And three and four, me and Jake, we're catching Trev. We're catching them on the turn. Gonna need some big steps. Just look at the distance between four and five and then we'll move on real quick because don't want to, you know, we'll just move on. Uh-oh, bam, hot dog down. Now here's what happens. Jake and me are neck and neck around the turn and I'm like, I got to be neck and neck out of this turn. If he beats me on the turn, I'm done. So you can see me put my hand out like, hey, slow down. And you see this left leg extend just a bit too far. You see my knee go all just straight. Oh man, it's almost bent backwards right there and the hamstring blows out and I'm down for the count down hard. I mean, I fell so hard. I was ready for it because I couldn't use my left leg here and right here I bow out on the left leg and I just hockey check the ground, move the earth a little bit, thud everywhere, bad time. This girl, man, she was very nice. So she's like, oh no. Now I'm just rolling around on the ground. I get up, the first thing I see is Christian yell it's just staring at me and laughing. I don't know if you could see through the costume into my eyes, but that's how it felt. And then I'm hobbling, I'm hobbling, I can't really run and Corbin Burns is looking at me like, what the hell happened, dude? The echo, there was a good echo in the dugout from when your face hit the ground. I saw you and then I saw Burns just looking at me like, what the fuck? I think Burns, he wanted to throw water on me. Yeah. And then he was like, oh no. He's hurt. Yeah. I thought concussion, I didn't know blown hammy. So yeah, luckily for me, I did not get the water to my face as I hobbled to the finish line. Unfortunately for Trevor, my mascot's head did clip his heel here. He's gonna say that this hurt him in the race moving forward. He said it took his shoe off. It did not take his shoe off. I don't know what you're saying there, Trev. And then you can see Corbin Burns coming up as Jake and Trevor neck and neck here. Jake made up all that ground that Trev got by cheating off the line. And now you get Corbin Burns double cupping it right into Jake's face, just making him weather the elements a little bit. Two cups, perfect shot by Burns. He look at this stream of water. Bam, right at Jake. And Trev is reaching out because he's gotta tag his little kid, the little chorizo, but he's on the wrong side of the track. So Trev's trying to find the little kid, can't find him waving to him. Just go, just go. Meanwhile, sausage wins the race, the adult portion of the race. Jake made up all that ground. Little hot dog takes off for adult chorizo. That was my kid. He saw me fall, said, F this, I just gotta run. So he takes off for chorizo, he's booking it. Hot dog's gonna be the scoreboard winner. Which is like a really good move by this kid. No one tell him that he cheated. He's a winner. Hot dog on the jumbotron. And now Amanda's telling me I gotta keep running. I gotta keep running. And I'm trying to tell them I'm really hurt. My left leg doesn't wanna move at all. I heard a huge pop. And I think I pulled my hamstring and this is bad. And they're saying, no, you just gotta keep running. So you can get some real sad walks. And everyone's like, look, they're helping you. And I'm like, they weren't helping me. They were just telling me I had to keep limping on. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hurt. And I'm thinking as soon as they get to the tunnel I can just plop down and I'm good. But I have a whole bunch of little kids waiting to take a picture. So now you can see me not putting any weight on my left leg. Just trying to stand and get this over with as I cry inside my giant hot dog sausage costume. And I'll throw up the number one. Sure, I don't deserve it. And then there I am, dead, hurt, asking for ice and maybe a trainer. And down the stretch. And we have a white but full of hot dog. And we have a white but full of hot dog. We do have a full featurette coming out. I was miked up. You're going to hear the grunts and the sound I made as I hit. You're going to hear the pre-race thoughts, the post-race thoughts, all the controversy, all the pain, all the glory. So stay tuned for that. Our team's going to be editing it. It'll be out soon-ish, I guess. Just stay tuned.