 Oh, here we go. Matt, this absolute cooked unit got himself fried over the weekend in Melbourne. He doesn't remember shit. Give him the hangover movie treatment and let him know what retarded shit he did. Drop him in the name Cherry Bar. Drop in the name Cherry Bar. All right. Okay. I see what you're saying. All right. This is good. I'm going to pretend to be from, I'm going to pretend to be ready. Oh, I'm going to be a constable. Peter Wallen, Peter Wallen from the Melbourne City Police Precinct. Yep. And we have CCT footage of Matt. Hello. This is Peter Wallen from the Melbourne City Police Precinct. Is this am I speaking with Matthew? Yeah, this is Matthew. Right. Do you have a spare second to chat please? What's this regarding? So we've just been handed in some CCT footage from the Cherry Bar there in Melbourne. And they've just got some concerns and would like to either get an admission or, you know, press charges or something just regarding some behavior that you were involved in over the weekend. You know, social distancing laws are on, right? Okay, so they don't give an exact date. Sorry, that's my bad. They just submitted the footage on the 18th. But it obviously must have been before they all the bars and stuff closed. And they've just handed in some CCTV footage and you've been identified Matthew as from scanning your ID. And yeah, they just they would like to press charges based on some of the behavior. So there's your public urination, you are recorded urinating on the front of the bar, and also recorded urinating in one of the sections of the bar, the smokers area there. So that's the first charge. And the second charge was also destruction of property where you were seen smashing some glass schooner glasses and also breaking a chair, one of their chairs. No, that's yeah, that's not right at all. I haven't been to Cherry Bar in a long time. Right, well, would you be look, we've got we've got you on file through the ID scanning. And we just sort of because, you know, we're in the same boat. So a lot of the police force are at home at the moment, it sort of takes us a lot longer to process charges and stuff like that. So would you be willing to come down to the station and just put in a statement because the Cherry Bar management, they're pretty keen to press some charges. Yeah, I don't think I really want to do that. Right. Well, look, I'm telling you, you either come down to the station or we come and pick you up and you can make a statement. So it's one or the other. It's not really, I'm not really asking. And yeah, we can come and pick you up in a squad car and bring you down to the station, or you can just make an admission over the phone. Up to you. Yeah, you have to bring me in. All right, no worries. Well, are you around tomorrow midday? Okay, great. Well, I'll I'll confirm with you and someone, an officer will call you before we send the squad car out just to make sure you're home tomorrow. And I will bring you into the station and just we'll show you the footage and we'll get either an admission or yeah, or clear your name. But yeah, the footage I've seen the footage and it looks pretty damning there Matthew. Okay, yeah. No worries. All right, mate, we'll we'll call you tomorrow and yeah, we'll we'll go from there, right? No worries, mate. Speak soon. See you. Dude, he's going to be feeling like shit. That's calling back. All right, we'll call him back. That's so like he'd be I didn't know where to go from there because yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, you know what I mean? I didn't know where to but like, how do you know all that information? Yeah, I know. Yeah. So he'd be shitting right now. He's in like poker tree shitting himself. All right, I'm going to pretend to be Jack. Jack Black. All right, this is Jack. This is Jack. Jack. Jack Black. Jack Black. Matt, I wasn't wanting to be in. Why'd you rape her? You got really ready for that. You put your fingers in my drink, huh? Mate, we met about six weeks ago at the Cherry Bar. He popped a pinky in my drink. No, I don't think so. We got y'all! You are your friends. Yeah, you've been prank called, ha ha! Oh that's it, I was looking forward to going down and seeing some CCTV footage actually. Yeah, I would like to see that too, but no, it's just a prank call that your mate sent in and you're on the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast. Oh, fuck you can't say. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, so I can see. You didn't, you didn't fucking fall for it. God damn it, did you know something was up? No, because you know to be honest, I was like that does sound like something that I could possibly have done. Yeah, that's what your mate said, that you had no idea. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So, um, yeah, no that's fucking sick. Well, thank God, I wish you were freaked out a bit more than you've ruined the prank call. Yeah, you hit the shitest prank call ever so far this season. Oh no, that's alright. Alright, well thanks for um... Yeah, we just wanted to call you back in lean, There's not a police car calling you tomorrow Look we'll call the police we'll call the police in Melbourne we'll get them to pick you up, all right All right, we'll fucking cheers for being a legend mate. You fucking cool cool cucumber you Mate that is our pleasure and next time we prank or you just pretend like you know what you just pretend like You're fucking freaking out. Okay. It's far more entertaining All right, my homie Jesus. I'll chat to you tomorrow morning My big sex