 I'm not getting up from recording until I win a game. Episode 10. I think since we started this series, I have won five games and lost four. Is that sound about right? That sounds about right. Better than I expected, I guess. I thought I'd have to record for forever just to get a win. Last episode, dude, both the last episodes, heartbreaker losses, literally heartbreaker losses. It's like, it's just such a cock block. Like you're talking to a girl, you know, she's not interested in you at all. And then all of a sudden she's really interested in you. And then you go home and she just wants to like color or some shit. That's a great analogy. You can't fight me on it. Why'd you have to sit on that stool for me, please? Without further ado, I don't really know what I want to add to the team to help me out, but I gotta switch something up. I think I gotta get... Yes! Yes, I have never, ever in this series gotten the jackpot and I'm pretty pumped to get it right now. So that was Galaxy Opal jackpot team wheel. Meaning, do I have an NBA team wheel shit on here? Oh, shit. All the NBA teams, I'm gonna put them on the wheel and then we spin it. I can get a Galaxy Opal from that team. Cool? All right, I officially have a beautiful NBA team's wheel. One Galaxy Opal of my choice. That's why it's a jackpot. From the... Are you really gonna give me the Grizzlies when I get Galaxy Opal? You're gonna give me the Grizzlies. Ah, there's a Galaxy Opal Rudy gay. I don't know if you can sell him. I really like, I'm not pumped about this. I just... They have none. Or they have none on the auctioneers that are purchasable. So we're gonna have to try that spin again. All right, I kind of just got bailed out there. That's kind of clutch. Rockets, Rockets or Raptors. Both are super good. Oh, my voice cracked. There's no way to cut it out. Raptors. Galaxy Opal. There's gonna be a bunch because of finals. Fred Van Bleet, God mode. I almost feel like it's customary to get the claw. I feel like I definitely should get Kawhi. I'm gonna try this Kawhi out. I feel like he's gotta be good, right? Damn, he's expensive too. He must be really good. He's gonna clamp or claw, I should say. I wanna die. Hey, he got him for kind of cheap, I guess. He only went out for that price. 34,000 MT. We've got ourselves a finals MVP. I seriously cannot lose this game. I'm on a two game loss streak. I just got the finals MVP. I'm not trying to lose this. Boardman gets paid, baby. Is it just too cliche to say Boardman gets paid every single time I score with him? It'll get really annoying really quick, but still gonna do it. All right, so Katie's getting moved out. Honestly, I never used him. Not something I'm gonna cry about. I really could put that Katie at shooting guard, but I like Kobe. All right, boys, things are getting interesting here. I'm definitely gonna give Kawhi the most minutes. I'm so sick of losing, especially these close-ass games. We gotta come out here and get a dub. Here's my challenge wheel. Don't worry, I didn't forget. Opponents team isn't too crazy good either, so I'm really excited. The challenge wheel, ugh, this one's so hard. Allow eight or less threes total. And if you guys have been watching, I'm really bad at defense. You know what I should do? Is this cheese? Should I switch Dirk and Yao in the lineup so that LeBron James has to guard? Let's see if he switches it. I switched Dirk and Yao Ming. Oh yeah, he's just gonna switch it back. No, he's not switching it. Okay, I got Yao Ming being guarded by LeBron James right now. Ah, we got a bulls fan. I gotta make something happen, man. One day I will learn the magic to the tip. Right there, boom, got it. Such a good start to the day. All right, this is why I did this LeBron thing. It was for this exact reason. I mean Yao's like what, seven foot? Something super disgustingly tall. All right, Boogie. Boogie wants to do the same to Dirk. I don't think, okay. Someone told me there's a thing called post-spin cheese and I think that's what it is. Getting off-balled here, but that means that Dirk's gonna be wide open. So, do it. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. I left Paul Pierce wide open, but I might win this challenge if he keeps taking twos instead of the open threes. 10 seconds on that clock. Nice, slip. Oh, bad pass, but wait, I got it back. I don't know what just happened. I'm gonna just fully admit that I have no idea what just happened. Great defense there by myself. Dirk, pull up leading, didn't mean to leave, but. Oh, you know why I'm losing? I haven't been listening to my music. I just got vetted. D'Angelo Russell, just gonna stand there all day, I guess. Oh, that was such good defense. Oh, let's go. Jubated, jubated. Kobe to the right, thank you very much. I guess I was saying thank you very much. That's just a shitty catchphrase. Oh, that's wide open to ran. He shoots a, I have no words. I'm gonna play a little two-man game here. Jermaine, put it up, bro. Okay, one second, and another classic first quarter by me where I cannot be leading. I can't live with myself. I lose a third straight. This is the honest second hit threes, right? That shit was guarded. That did not deserve to go in. Uh-oh, that ain't good. I have no words. Good dish. Oh, dude, what is my team? These fuckers are on Rollins right now. I'll totally take it. It's the music, boys. I got my music in my ear. I'm ready to play some 2K. I think Diamond K-Love wants to hit a little something. Okay, Diamond K-Love. That's some move that I do. I'm always hitting that. Okay, I see myself a wide open Galaxy Opal Michael Jordan. 2315, boys. Bet. Bet! Oh no, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow! Good, all the way. Ah, you're fucking Galaxy Opal. You're supposed to hit that. Yow B, yow. I'm so glad I got this yow. He's so good. Good double? Let's see if we can wig him out here. Okay, D-Rose. Sheesh, man. I'll totally take it. Okay, into Dirk, Free. I don't know why you want to garb me with your center at half court. All right, we're up by five. Okay, Curry. Got him jumping. Come on. Sometimes I pretty much just accidentally do dribble moves. I don't know how to do them, but I don't know. Oh, toss that. Spacing goes to the two instead of the three and doesn't hit. I'm a little confused. That's supposed to be, that's supposed to be the Galaxy. Cause he got yow for a reason. Kawhi, you got a chance to redeem yourself here. Dude, Kawhi is buns. We're kind of just holding him off here. I haven't been outscoring him or doing anything particularly incredible yet. Oh, that was sick, but Dirk with a mean board. Offensive rebounds win basketball games. Oh, that's not fair at all. All right, Kawhi, let's see you do some shit. Ooh, that was a tough. Not closing out this third quarter, how I want to. I'll definitely say that. Durant pulls up pretty guarded. I gotta stop forcing Kawhi to do shit. Think if he's not gonna be good, Dirk, green light, right? Is that what it's called? Oh, he wants it just a trash bucket. That is a trash bucket. Oh, good Lord, sir. How do you allow this? Jermaine on LeBron and basically nobody on y'all? DeMarcus Cousins with a very DeMarcus Cousins reaction to that. Green light, ballad don't feed you or a thought. I feel like I have to re-explain this all the time because people probably get really confused. Everyone would shit on me for calling a green bar. I would call it a green bar but it was apparently called a green light. But then I called a green light and everyone's like, oh, it's a green beam. But now I just call it belladelfine is a thought. T-Mac gonna shoot that, I knew he was gonna, I don't think I, yes, thank God, give me a little bit of a defensive bonus. I really just need to give this to y'all though. Actually, no, I should be able to do this to LeBron. Well, got it to y'all anyway, puts it up. I love you y'all, you are my soul. Wait, I win. 47.59, finally gonna get my dub, boys. Unless I do some monumentally dumb shit here, I'm gonna get my dub. He wants to shoot a three, he wants to shoot a three. Good close out, get swatted. Y'all playing the fucking three point line defense on Derrick Rose. I'm hitting a turnaround. You know, I'll give it to him, he's really trying to bring us back, but it's over. Final shot of the game is a brick from Derrick Rose. I have to give that entire win up to y'all, man. Feels very, very good for the Detroit G-Clappers and getting a dub though, we needed it. And it keeps us Kauai who admittedly really didn't do that much, but it's still good to have on the squad. He played good defense, I guess you could say. 11.74, M.T. for that one. Oh, we gotta see how many three-pointers he had, totally. Okay, y'all had 18.78 rebounds, seven for nine. Derrick also, I didn't realize how good Derrick did. Sheesh, I really slept on him. Two for three from three, eight for 11 field goals. M.J. played pretty good, Curry didn't have his best game. Yeah, Kauai didn't do shit, dude. Jermaine and Neil Yanis, a little bit here and there from everyone else, but overall, very good game. Total game, three-pointers, four. Four for 14, you know what? I only had six, so maybe I made that challenge a little bit too easy. I'll tweak it to like six or seven next time. But I don't know, sometimes I play these guys and they drop like 15 on me, so. But okay, we keep ourselves to Kauai and we've got 10 K.M.T. to spend. Let's go assess what the team needs. I needed a backup shooting guard. I already know that actually. This starts the challenge wheels streak. So if I win the next challenge wheel, I get 20 K to spend instead of 10 K. But I want a backup shooting guard and I'm gonna pick a totally random pink diamond that's 10 K. I have seen people absolutely light me up with Branderoy. I'm going with Branderoy. Oh yeah, I've seen people absolutely dominate me with this card, so. That's so crazy, you can get a 98 overall for that dirt cheap. 5,000 M.T. right on the dot. That's a beautiful thing right there. That is a very good backup shooting guard. Added to the collection. So realistically, obviously gotta get rid of Kevin Love. I would like to upgrade dirt to honesty, so I kinda need two power forwards. I do love dirt, but there's better galaxy over power forwards, especially if I'm not shooting a lot of threes with dirt. Even though this was the first game I did shoot pretty well with him. Now I'm just saying a bunch of bullshit, honestly. Fuck me. Jermaine O'Neill's gotta go too, but that is a squat. That's a starting lineup. Also, I gotta start experimenting with some small forwards. Maybe galaxy over LeBron James will be a little bit better cause quite a new shit. That's it for this episode. Finally got her dub. We're on hopefully the start of a win streak. That's it I'm gonna say. I'll see you boys in the next episode. Thank you for watching as always. Peace out.