 Welcome to the Crypto Minute. My portfolio fighting with itself again. The infrastructure bill is trash. Oh, does someone celebrate all-time highs a little too much last night? Mm-mm. That's all right, I'll handle things for a few days. Elon sold a billion dollars of Tesla stock based on a Twitter poll. Just a few days into the taproot upgrade. Tim Cook came up publicly saying that he owns Bitcoin and Ethereum. His market cap is now more valuable than Facebook and Tesla. Inflation is at more than a 30-year high. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. All the dad-eat-homies getting the NS airdrop. NFTs are really making a splash in mainstream markets. AMC theaters just announced they're going to start accepting crypto online. Doge is going to the moon. No, really. Doge One is flying next year on Falcon 9. Bitcoin hit $69,000,000. Nice. Nice. Nice. The banks were closed on Thursday. Bitcoin never closes. Mestecarts launching Bitcoin-backed cards in Asia. Total crypto market cap hit $3 trillion. Keep stacking, and I'll see you next week.