Maine Man Song - Rhett & Link





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Published on Aug 25, 2008

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I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.

I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.
I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers
its bright but very lonely inside
After four straight days awake, I begin to hallucinate
I see you feeding me blueberry pie
Im a lumberjack but you already knew that
from when you first saw my chiseled physique
Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye
I got a soft spot for baby trees

I keep a live lobster inside-a my shirt
I can tame any creatures of the sea
you make my temperature rise and its no surprise
Im gonna steam it with my body heat.

You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine
is Moose on the highway
but when riding with me, you can be worry-free
I bathe in Bear Pee and it keeps em at bay.
I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.

Dont let him be your Maine man No, Im gonna be her Maine man..
Girl I can build you a cabin in a month
I can do it all by myself
But the truth is--itll take at least six months...
And hell make you and his cousin Glenn help.

But Ill take you on a romantic cruise-a
in my Arctic exploration schooner [Bowdoin]
Thats just what he wrote on the side of his paddle boat
dont go anywhere alone with this loser.

Baby dont listen to him--he didnt move to Maine until he was ten
But I know so much about Maine--I got Maine facts all up in my brain
Well, whats the State fish?: Land-locked salmon
The state bird: Black-capped chickadee
State fossil: Pertica Quadrifaria
The State insect: European honeybee
State gemstone: Tourmaline State herb: Wintergreen
And the State cat is the Maine Coon
The state animal is moose, the state mammal is moose
and the state girl of maine is you!!!!


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