 Okay, now that everyone who isn't already subscribed has left, hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Tamadachi Life, which is why I'm in gamer mode. I got my gamer headset on today. It's a really hardcore game. Grognax has gone to the beach. Oh, let's see what Grognax up to on the beach. Okay, that's just a bit depressing, to be honest. Looks like she's about to ask us to hang out, like, uh, if you want to. Like, you don't have to, but like, if you'd like to, maybe we could. Default is in, gym is in, Turk is in, and most importantly, sad Kevin is in. He only would look at the camera, he's so sad. All right, Turk, what's the haps, man? What's going on? I don't know how to small talk with someone who looks like that. Oh yeah, sorry, it has been like a week since I fed you. I know, I know, hold on, let me see what I have for you. Here, I have a panini. And that leveled him up. He's like, yay, I won't starve. That's a level up if I've ever seen one. We're going to write in with a song. I want a heavy metal song. Let's go. Oh, sorry, it's going to throw the microphone at him. Jesus Christ, it's a heavy metal song. Look at these lyrics, lucid dream, wake screaming. I kind of want to hear him sing this first. Hold on, sing this. Jesus, this is a lucid dream. Oh my God, I'd wake screaming, too, if this was my dream. Oh my God, no, make it stop. I don't like it. The crowd's disappointed. I don't know if they're disappointed from the performance or disappointed it stopped. All right, I think I fixed the song. Oh my God, look at Jim. That's terrifying. Here we go. I said, I won't stop, I won't stop, I won't stop, I won't stop. There we go. The famous dead metal song, Ring of Fire. It does kind of sound like a dead metal song by the title to be fair, but please make it stop. I like copying what other people have. What did he say? I don't know, but based off that statement alone, he's bound to become a YouTuber. Grognak, are you sick? Oh my God, I hope you're self-isolating. Has it been a week already? You didn't miss me at all, did you? Do I have a hat for you? I'll buy you a hat. Anyone else want anything when I'm going out to the shop anyway? Oh, Kevin's trying a little tantrum. Don't want to be small and want to be big. You don't look happy about that. It's the only one that accommodates your height. All right, fine, I'll get you in your room and I'll get Grognak a hat. God knows where default is. Oh, of course, probably staring off into the... Oh no, she's digging a hole. Let me out. Let me out of this game. Get me out of here. She's almost just at the beach. She's just digging with her hands. Rhinoceros horn, yeah, buy that. I just need any hat. And I need a new interior, please. I can't believe we still have so many rooms to unlock, right? I need donations, please. Please, give me money. Give me donations. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Now I can buy little Kevvie a new room. Sounds like a fucking DJ, but no, he's just really small. All right, he's having a tantrum. Stop doing that. All right, let's give you your new interior. Thank you for the new room. No problem at all. I think it really suits you. Yeah, let's take a look. See, look, you got your little feeding bowl. You got your water there. You got a little wheel to run on and get some exercise. Your little house that'll finally make you feel like a big man. I'll take good care of you. I'm sure you will. Just clean up your own cage, please. Yeah, have this as a reward. Oh, he's even giving me something to thank me. You've got a fan. No, I don't. Not a single one. All right, I think it's time for a new addition to the family. Someone's going to have to feed Kevin. All right, we're going to add a me that is totally of my own design. J.K. Rowling's stay away. This one's mine. It's Ron Weasley. And I'm going to make him have an intense sexual relationship with default. Why not? This is how I'd write a book. What? He's based on the PS1 version. Leave him alone. He's trying his best. We lie. We lie. Close enough. Energy. Absolutely zero according to the games anyway. I was exhausting, Harry. Perfectionist. This is the first personality that's completely wrong. They're thinking of a hand. Are you saying you need a hand? I don't understand. It's his birthday today. Oh, yeah. Let me see. What do I have for a gift? Here's some macadamia nuts. There you go. Happy birthday. I just wish I had some beans for you. Wait. Oh, no. He's thinking about the nuts. Okay. I thought he was actually thinking of beans for a second. All right. I'm going to add one more as well. I'm going to add Gorg, who's a character that's been on my Twitch channel quite a bit. Link in the description just in case you want to check that out or anything. I stream like five days a week. Okay. If you can't get enough of me, then maybe there's something wrong with you. But also you can check me out there. He'll appear on the channel for sure as well. Oh my God. He's fucking built. I like that. Oh my God. He's a leader too. Him and Jim are going to clash aren't they? Look at him guiding his army to battle. Oh my God. Let's leave. Let's leave. We shouldn't have been in his apartment. Don't stare at me. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm leaving. Oh, Ron wants to play for Fex head. F*** me. Facts. Oh, this sounds interesting. Facts about my me's. No, they are not the same at all. What? I'm nothing like him at all. Nor do I look like him. I'm pissed. I got it wrong on the first question. Thanks for the toilet roll, you fucking hoarder. I'll be unlocked something though. News flash. She was going to bring us the news. Grognack. Fitting a news anchor, I think. A pawn shop. A rap battle is underway. Oh, here we go. The whole crew is out. I'm a rap fireworks, so you'd better stay back. My lyrics are fragrant, like a fancy spice rack. Oh, and now it's heated. Good fucking job. I'm on team Jim here. When I show up, you best get out the way. I just love how they're all in sync. Like it's some fucking bad musical from the 80s. I'd be off the beat and spit rhymes like they are pits. I don't even understand that one, but apparently our team won. Okay, great job out there, folks. Keep doing that. I know I shouldn't because it was a gift, but I'd like to sell this toilet roll. I don't really have a use for it. I'm a disembodied protagonist here. Default wants to be friends. Don't do it. We're not friends of defaults. Something sweet. A macadamia nuts. There you go. When he leveled up, give me a song. I want more songs. What haven't we picked yet? We haven't picked techno or a rapper. Let's go a rapper. This is going to be awful. Judging by the fountain rap battle anyway. Another fan. Now I have two fans. More than I've ever had before. All right, here's Jim Pickens with Live in the Dream with the crew. And that's Ron on every television network for the next six months, including the Super Bowl. What is wrong with you, Ron? You're always fucking depressed and complaining. Something to say when you're happy. Perfect. A bean. There you go. I like that. Wait, Kevin is out working his part-time job. What the hell is he doing? He can't even see over the fucking counter. Some grapefruit, please. Would you like a bag with that? If you're this sad now, retail's going to cross you, dude. Don't do this. How the hell am I going to support all of these me's that are now in my village? I'll need a lot of jelly. I can't believe you got a better time job in the store. That's amazing. Grognak, what do you want from me? All right, let's do it. What do you want to play? Let's play Raid Shadow Legends. Like, how am I supposed to know? I'm going to say blue cheese. Some blue cheese. Okay, great. I don't know why you had to specify a blue. Lemonade, I guess. Oh, thank God. Okay, my final one. What have I got? What do you think it is? Could be anything. It's a plate of some... I'm going to say smoked salmon. No, I'm so smart. It was literally a circle. I got something. Wait, a gold bar? Jesus, Grognak. Thank you. Default is out working her part-time job. What she's up to? Oh, you're working in the pawn shop now. Oh my God, look at that shit. I can sell the gold bar for $1,000. I can't believe, was it Turg gave me that? No, it was Grognak. And Grognak was holding out on me the whole time with a solid gold bar. I think I just put her out of the job there. That was a lot of money to give up for that pawn shop. Turg is in here with Grognak. Oh, what are you guys up to? I'm in a great mood now because I'm rich. Turns out money can buy you happiness. Practicing making funny faces. You're not even making any faces. You just do that by default. How are the rankings boards looking right now? A daily check for the best balance of mind. Well, Kevin's doing horrible, as always. Turg and Grognak are doing fantastic. Oh, default is finally home. What do you want to tell me? I got fired from my job. Oh no, she's got some acne or something. Oh no, it's crumbs. Really? Do I have to? She's got a bite, isn't she? That was too realistic. I look like I edited it in or something. You all just think of the beach, right? Sure, yeah, the ocean. You fucking love the beach for some reason. Leveled her up. She's like the third oldest resident of the island and only leveled up to level two now. All right, give me a song. You're going to do some rock and or roll, but in your own default style. All right, default, sing your heart out. Oh my god, look at the grease crew, especially Turg and sad Kevin. Yeah. Rock and roll, baby. I know there's one way or the other. Yeah, default, default, default, encore. She's like, maybe I don't mind one way or the other. That was a beautiful song. I'm warming up to default now. I think she's got talent. A moderate amount of it. People say I rise to the occasion. You did. People are right. Good job out there. I'm going to feed you more than just one slice of white bread in future. Please look inside me, Tommy. I try to not take a peek. Open them up. Yeah, you got nuts. I remember I fed them to you. No, these specials happening down there. Did you think you were pregnant or something? Have some salmon, Jim. You've earned it. I'm going to go give default the same things and the hopes that I can make them like similar things and then they can love each other and make babies. She's like, oh my god, now that I'm a somewhat famous singer, I get to eat more than just a slice of white bread. Yeah, we got a new run in the building now. That's the one we've decided to neglect from here on in. All right, Kevin, what do you want? You're just sitting there in your hamster cage. Sorry if you were pooping, I don't know. Okay, empty. He has starving probably. What do you want, food? No, you want a hat. Okay, that's what's most important to you right now. Is it nice? Do you like it? He doesn't like it at all. All right, put back on your leprechaun hat then. It suits you too much. You can have them both on if you want. Honestly, I probably neglect myself more than my other split personality characters here, which is kind of worrying. Well, let's not talk about it. Oh, now you want a new hat as well. I just gave your horn away. I'll be back. I'll go to the hat shop. Oh, she just fell over there. I just saw it before I left the area. I'm getting them a nice hat because I have lots of money now from their golden bar they gave me. I might get some clothes for Gorg as well. He deserves the best, even though he's literally done nothing. What the hell is he doing with his arm? Oh my God, don't look at me like that. A weird face. Yeah, go ahead. You just look more pissed off. There you go. Now you look cool. He doesn't like it at all. Clothes not fitting a leader, I suppose. Oh, I didn't realize I had a little school bag on it. Okay, I can kind of see why you're pissed. That is a bit condescending. All right. Give you the hat. There you go. You're going to love this. You gave me a gold bar. I gave you an $18 hat. Now we're even. And she loves the hat. That's adorable. Oh, their best friend's turg. That's pretty cute. I'm going to level up Kevin so he can do a little song to give us an outro, you know? So I'm going to feed him some jelly. Oh my God, he really likes jelly. Oh my God, he loves jelly. Or maybe he just has all this energy from being locked in a cage all the time. Jesus Christ, he loves jelly. Let me get you some clothing, little Kev. He's all tuckered out now from that energy spend. All right, that is my style to be fair. Go ahead and buy that for little Kev. I hope he doesn't grow out of it soon. Here you go, little man. That's a bit condescending, but then again, he literally lives in a hamster cage. So I'm sure he doesn't mind. He likes it a little. That was expensive, buddy. At least it leveled him up. All right, let's give you a song. A little news flash. Great. Oh my God, is it Kevin? And is Kevin behind the desk? He's just about to see over it. You can make a little band? Oh my God, that's so amazing. Sing as a group. Yes, that's what we want. Wait, God damn it. Only Turgan sing with him because they know the same songs. Okay, that's all right. We can do an opera together. It's this group name called Turgan Son. It's like Mumford and Sons, though. It's not actually like, he's not my dad, I swear. All right, my party is done. I'm going to hand you over to them for the outro. Goodbye.