 I shouldn't be smiling at a moment like this, but how could you not, man? I love seeing this shit, man. This is when you know it's gonna be a good film. I saw Godzilla and that's how it opened. I'm like, oh, I'm in for something. Moving into your masterpiece. Put it in the thumbnail on the title. Already. God, wait a minute. This is fucking... This is art, man. It looks like a oil painting. Damn, man. Why is this animation so good? What's the reason for this, man? Alright, so we're getting two different perspectives. Man, this is a beautiful-looking anime movie. Holy shit. Like, I want to live in Ghibli films, but I think I found another film I want to live in. He's searching for the... for her. For her. I feel like I'm watching a dream right now. Oh, shit. Skip intro? You fucking with me? Alright, so I have a feeling this is gonna be about two people finding each other. They live two different lives, but somehow they're tied. I'm watching this from a film perspective, not a fake anime reaction channel perspective, okay? I'm not paying attention too much to the opening. Taki. Is that her name or somebody she's calling? My name is your name. Would they trade bodies? It's like a dude in a girl's body now. They feel real. They trade the bodies. Taki-kun and Matsuhuri. I forgot her name already. I get it. Your name? What's your name? It's like a flip. It's the first thing the dude does in her body is get naked. Come on. Am I right? Am I right? Here we go with the pre-watch allegations. Unless she has dementia. Once you realize you have titties, I think you're fine after that. Unless they constantly change bodies, like when they go to sleep or something, that's something to do with the comet. Bro, I can't read this. 30 fucking sentences. Alright, so that's my prediction, bro. Because of the comet, as long as the comet's in the air, they change bodies or minds or some shit every other night or something. It's temporary. It's not permanent. Wow. Where does this take place, man? I know it's based on the real world, but like... Oh, god. This... Is this, um... Is this Florida? I'm not gonna remember any of these names. I'm telling y'all right now. You're heavy. She looks like a... What? My arm is heavier than her. I never went to school with my friends on a bike. Is that you? No, I wasn't hanging out with girls when I was a teenager. I was afraid of them. Oh, this guy's a dickhead. Look at him. I could tell. I want to smack him up already. Oh, okay. Nice little lore drops. What, dad? We're during a press conference? What a cock. In front of her friends. Unbelievable. Look at her. This whole movie's supernatural, man. My prediction is right. I'm nobody. The whole class, y'all laughing at her. Why do you think this happens? Alright, so yesterday the dude was in her body. Yeah. Yeah. And Everett? Multivarts? Such a simple life. Kids aren't cutting themselves in the hallways. Why not? No, get the fuck away from Tokyo. What, Nobara wanted to go? Don't go there. We ain't going there, man. I'm not going to Tokyo. I'm not going to Tokyo. I'm not going to Tokyo. I'm not going to Tokyo. Good. It's better this way. No demons. Oh, I miss vending machines in Japan. Oh, look at this shot. Dude! Can I like die and be reborn in this anime? I'm over here screaming and it's the most peaceful thing I've watched. I gotta match the energy. You are. Nice. Nice. Just stay here. There's nothing outside this town. Nothing. Just death and depression and anxiety. And truck-coons. If I know anything about movie grandmas, they croak. So I'm worried about her. Isn't there something about like a red thread? I want a fire named after me. Of course I'm moaning. Don't you see what I'm seeing? My baka of a son-in-law. The red thread of fate. I know that. Oh, politician. Never trust a politician, bro. They spend their nights at brothels. Hey, give me two or three more. Okay. She's not a dog. Damn. Oh my god. Get us some sake, woman. No! I feel like every shot you could pause in. See something else. In America, they twerk in front of a crowd of people. This is what life should be like. That's how you do CGI. I didn't even know I was looking at CGI. Bro, there's going to be blood at this dance. I swear. Don't ruin my time. The only fans girls are here. Sake is made from rice. Do I look Japanese? Yo, she's... She's a business woman and she's like one years old. She's like me in New York. Oh my god. Wait, is that how it happens? She made a wish under the shrine? With the comet in her view? Or it's going to be coming soon? Oh god, it all begins. Now she's going to wake up. We're going to see his body. Ready? It's going to be him. Ready? I bet my chat's lives. We're going to see his life now. Is this the hot Tokyo man? Bro, dude's handsome. Wow. Look at this room. What the fuck? Your parents rich? Where are my titties? Mushuko, stop it. You son of a bitch. Oh my god. Guys, if you were reborn in a girl's body, that's the first thing you would do. The girls, if you were reborn in a guy's body, the first thing you would do is tickle the pickle. We all noticed. He has those eyes and glasses on, man. I don't know about him. He's a father. I start wiggling it. If I was a girl and I was in a guy's body, I start wiggling it in front of a mirror, bro. I'd be so excited. Like, I'd do a full helicopter spin. I want to go to the toilet. Don't show it. Oh, I miss Japanese toilets, bro. Oh my god. The OST playing, showing the scenery. What a beautiful moment. This is how you play an OST over a beautiful sentimental scene. They even make traffic look good. How the fuck did they do that? And now they're going to make claustrophobia look good. It's like her dream. This is where she wants to be, a hot guy living in Tokyo. All you have to do is wish under a Japanese shrine you could live your life you want. I'm already living my dream, though. Let's skip club and go to a movie. These are my type of people. Sexual harassment. A girl like me? He became a girl last night. Be accepting of it, bro. In New York, this is a normal Tuesday. What's with the dialect? I didn't even notice it. I never hung out with my guy friends like this, man. We were at McDonald's. Look at this. She's living a dream. Until Shibuya arc happens. We'll show you a dream. I wonder if they're going to cross into each other. I mean, how would they do that? I could never be a waiter. I'd stab myself with a fucking fork in the kitchen if I was a waiter. Never. It can never happen. Alright, now it's hard for her. Because she has to work. What does she think? Life is rainbows and comets? I want to make a clarification. I don't hate rich people. I hate rich personalities. He put it there. You put it there! You look like a cock! I bring it to the back and come on the pizza and give it to him. Oh, no, man. Yo, new Kichi. Thank you for the five subs, man. I appreciate it. Nah, this life is hell, man. If you were ever waiters or if you are waiters, I'd give you all the love and respect in the world because you're doing the impossible in my mind. Oh, my God. Bro, Japan was the nicest civilization I've ever been to in anime. They make it look like New York. I'd find that guy and poke him with holes. I'd show him a toothpick, up his cock hole. Maji is nudes. Stop it, stop, stop, stop. That would be a New York body trade. What if he comes back to this and sees what's written down in his phone now? Who are you? They're hinting at each other, that's communicating to each other when they're near each other's bodies. How do you carve a note into your arm or something? Wait, that's actually close. That's more PG. Writing, writing, not carve. I meant writing. I've seen it done in another movie or TV show once where they carve it into themselves, but so the future them would see it, I forgot what it was. That was beautiful. No guy uses those emojis. Except for me. Yesterday he was. Equality, equality. I was just surprised. Damn, man! Yes. Damn, can I swap with her? No, I don't want to. Damn, man, this is fun. I wish I could do this one day in my life. Swap with live. They gotta meet each other in opposite bodies and then kiss like they're kissing themselves. That would be awesome. The lives are going back to back. Yeah! I predicted that in the first two minutes of the movie. I didn't expect this, OSD. Fucking Naruto, man! Keeps coppin' a feel. Who knows what else he's doing behind the scenes when the cameraman's not there. Imagine you were a teenage boy, what you would've done. The trigger is sleep. The cause was the witch. Every time I get tired, just quadruple express over my body. This fuckin' woman. Let's cop another feel. Wait, he didn't do it! He got bored of it! Nice! Oh, shit! Why did they need to do that? Why did they just show the booby jiggles? I wish the world was animated. I'm really bored of live action. Like, what I look like right now, I wish I was just animated. Uh-oh, we're getting together! No, you're not. You've found each other yet. You've found each other by being inside of each other. I mean, technically, I'm right. There's no AO. If you break down what I just said, it's right. I have a point. I'm gonna start moaning again. Oh! I wanna be in grandma's body. How respectful of a child. Carrying a grandmother up the hill. Bro, in America, they would jump on the grandma's back. This is, this is beautiful. Oh, God, I'm in a bo- Imagine seeing us in theaters. Fuck, man. Can I go back in time? Replay us in theaters. Grandma's really doing a lot. Shit. This was shown in the beginning of the movie. You should go back in time. Based on a real place in Japan. Remember when you went with your grandma to this place, guys? Wow, are you Musubi because you are time? Or are you time because you are Musubi? Never ask me that again. Look at this shot. Every fucking shot! Oh, that was brilliant. She's, oh my God. The tears. Oh. Damn, I love that, man. Waking up in tears from the dream. Grandma's knowledge. Running to his date. You're going to be all sweaty. Your balls are going to be sweaty and everything, man. He looks handsome. I wouldn't wear that shirt. Look at her. Nice date fit. This is nice. Don't say would. You better be of age if you said would. Dude, I was, wait a minute. I was here. I was here with Liv. I was on that elevator. It was back too. I understand is we went on a date. I literally lived this movie. I've been here to SOST for the past like three minutes. And it's keeping me calm. It's keeping me happy right now. Let's call it a day. Oh, God. I hate when the girl said that, bro. That means you always hate her again. Just say yes. Don't blush. Say yes. Fuck! She is so mature, man. Don't say hi, YouTube. Don't try to get on my channel because you know this is going on YouTube. This is my reaction. Only in Japan, man. What a mature young lady. I feel bad for her, though. She doesn't feel bad, though. You know what? I don't feel bad. That was a beautiful time. They had a fun time. It was a positive experience. It was young, a young date. He's on Instagram now. He'll find somebody else. Look at that shot. They must have spent years making this. And somebody in the Shaz can tell me it was mapper. And they took them a week. Don't you dare. This is old. You can tell by the iPhone. The home button. Not a festival. What a festival was in a silent voice. Don't you dare. What's with anime movies at festivals, man? Festival's supposed to be festive. All that happens is death. She looks beautiful. Let me guess. Oh, she's in her kimono. Oh, that looks sick. I love it. I love the traditions in Japan, man. This is why I want to live there. Look at this. This is how it is. This isn't just a movie. This is how it was when I went. Oh, what a shock that was. There it is. Oh, my God. That's more beautiful than a real comet. The wind blowing, the grass makes it even better. Bro, hang this shit up in a museum immediately. It's going to happen again. Or maybe they just needed those little moments to experience each other's minds and bodies to finally find each other. That's all they needed to find each other. Now all they have to do is literally go to a museum and find each other. And then they find each other. Now all they have to do is literally go to each other. Another life of a Japanese person. Just being skillful at every single thing. I'm loving how this movie isn't emotional. It's just, it's enjoyable to watch. It's a beautiful story. Like, I don't feel like I'm going to cry. But then again, we're not even halfway through it yet, so that makes me nervous. They gave him a whole fucking production video. Bro, W! I went on a date. I saw a girl on Tinder. We had a great conversation, right? This is when I was 19. Then I met her in real life. And I'm not even joking, bro. It's like, I asked myself how long ago were those pictures? How old were those pictures? Because 10 years must have passed since those pictures were taken. Because she was 10 times the size. Nothing wrong with that. It was just like, come on! What'd you expect me to do? I'm going to be surprised. What's going to happen when they meet each other, man? Are they going to have like some deep moment? Of course they will. He's never been there. But he knows exactly what it looks like. Imagine that. That's like me watching anime. I know exactly what's going to happen. But I claim I've never seen it. I love these friends. They went on a date with each other. Now look. This OSC is going to make me cry, man. Look, this place has a fucking mascot. I don't know what it is. Oh, it's a ramen shop. Oh, god. It's like, why would you want to go back to Tokyo after this? No. No. This is your destiny. Your fate. Your red thread. Damn, bro. Spitting image. Of course it is the same thing. Oh, my god. Yeah, I was born there, too. I remember. It was destroyed. I got chills, man. Oh, shit. This is fucking great. This movie is great. I would have gasped in the movie theater if I saw this shit, man. Oh, my god. Wait a minute. I think the comment made it even more beautiful. Remember when I said nobody dies? I forgot this isn't the big three, bro. Oh, my god. What? Wait a minute. Maybe she made it out of the city. I can't predict anything anymore, man. This is a fucking nightmare. This isn't real. Did that actually happen? Or was that like a shot? I don't know. Oh, they're disappearing. Okay, so it actually happened. Holy shit. We're really like getting into time and shit. I mean, they mentioned time a lot in this. I should have guessed. I should have known. The fucking festival ain't nothing festive about the festival. Stay away from festivals. Never go to one. Yuta, everyone's dancing in a fucking comet. It comes and murders everybody. New York, we have AK-47s in Japan. They have comets. Oh, she saw the comet. They all saw it. I'm making the emo face that y'all making in the chat right now. Oh, my god. Remember the boobies? Squeezing them. That was no dream, bro. This would drive me mad. I'd be fucking crazy at this point. You'd have to put me in Arkham Asylum. Who gave it to him, guys? Who gave it to him? Was it Kakashi? I know who was. It was. Oh, my god. No. Grandma. She's reborn inside of his body. Here we go. The sounds of beauty fill me up with that rain. I love it. I love those sounds. Tokyo, it rains every minute of every hour, of every day. He got the onigiri. He got the bento box. A pen? What more do you need? Oh, the one tree right in the middle where grandma went with Mitsuhara and the other girl. The edge of the next world. I love sentences like that. Drink it. Drink her. Bro, imagine she came out like the genie. I gotta stop making jokes, man. This ain't the time for jokes. This is serious. Now he's going to join her. The red thread. It gets tangled. A twist. Oh, my god. The fucking beauty. Oh, my god. I swear to god, if I was in a movie theater, that would have been my exact reaction to this whole scene. This must have taken five years to make this part. You can see every... Oh, man. To the beginning. To the beginning of life. Man. Oh, shit. I love it. The dialogue matching with this with the thread. Bro, Japanese people are geniuses. Over those last three, five minutes, man. Not now. Not now. She's just happy she's alive and everything. I understand it. I understand it, man. It's deep into that. It's deep into titi touching. These weather girls better get blown by the bits, man. That was a beautiful scene. The comet destroying everything. It looks so... breathtaking, man. I remember seeing some queer dreams myself. Holy shit, bro. Grandma had a fun life. We gotta get on the train. The Shinkansen to Tokyo right now. Hurry up, grandma. Run. Get back. Tell everybody. No, don't waste your time with them. They're all dead. Just lead them. Lead them. Lead them. Lead them. I'm selfish, man. I'll be on the next train. I'd be halfway to Tokyo already. Oh, my God. We're gonna design a force field for the comet to hit so we can protect the whole town. A bomb. We're creating a bomb. Somebody get laden on the phone. Man, just go on the train and leave. I ain't saving anybody. I'm selfish. Yeah, you got the explosives, man. The mayor's kid. What more do you need? Oh, my God. They never learn. Just stay away from the city. Look at that smug look on his face. Such a fucking politician. I want to smack him up. Kill him. Take his position and announce it. The city hospital. Oh, my God. Kill him. Snack him. You arrogant son of a bitch. Oh, God, yes. Fucking festival, man. Festival of death. Go to every kid. Put your hands on them and tell them to leave. Nobody's listening to her. Now frustrating this is. Knock her out and put her on the train. Sorry, man. If somebody I love wasn't listening, I'd knock them the fuck out and just run away with them. I don't care, man. They'll thank me later. I don't care about in the moment shit. She's leaving them in the dust to make the explosives himself. Remember when your friend in high school had a connection to explosives, guys? What's Taki doing here? What do you think he's doing here? Yup, so you were right. That's your future. Get out. I love that sound. Reminds me of the Sky Pia bells. Can't wait for him to go back to his town and she's there waiting for him. Man, I'm loving the time, shit. This is great. It's me. I just pretend like I know her. Your name. Your name. My brain's going into overdrive right now, man. You can still hear the echoes of her. Of her dead voice. Oh, my God. Communicating with each other at the tree of time. I'm lost in time three years ago. They got run into each other like inside of each other. Oh, yes. Right at the crossfade. The crossroads. Dude, that's fucking crazy, man. Oh. It's like the whole thing with comet and time and going into the spot where all of that happens. They're their fates intertwine. Look at this. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Oh, my God. I was like, he's going to say Mitsuha instead of Taki-kun. I knew it once that light went away, man. Oh, God. It's really you. Yeah. You did the same. You touched his pee-wee. That was the moment right there, man. I thought the other moment was the moment. That was the moment. You better hurry this conversation up before that sun comes back up. Dude, dude! Say it. Don't say it's not bad. Say how fucking beautiful she is. Don't be a wimp. This is no longer a queer dream. No death. Yes! A good story, finally. Happy tears. Not sad tears. Happiness. He writes it for her. What a hot Tokyo man like she dreamed of becoming. Wow. I thought the screen lag. Nah, bro. That's just God-tier animation. That's what it is. The pen dropping. The OST stopping. Damn, the title of the movie really, really makes sense now. Huh. I've always thought about stuff. What the fuck is your name about? I know my name. Oh, here we go again. Oh, God, dude. The music. But look at the lyrics. It's not like he's talking about choking a girl or something, man. It correlates with the stories. It was written for it. We're gonna die. Damn. I needed that. I needed that scene. Nah, there is no later, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Get out. Oh, they found the perfect song for this movie. Perfection. We're gonna die. I know I'm doing this as a kid, but this is Japan. I don't know what y'all do out there. But God damn. This is exciting. They're playing this song with fucking bombs exploding and a comic coming to kill everybody. They just did a terrorist attack. That's how you do it. Scare them. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna go to the nearest plant and plant a bomb. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not doing that. If the world's ending, I'm gonna do it. Sign no sirens. Sound them off. Now everybody's gonna be running for the hills. Attention, everybody. Been a lot in this year. I want the comic to connect with the politician's face directly. Get the fuck on the bike. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Grind on the rail. Say the fucking dog. Everybody jump on the dog. Why are they walking? Hurry up. Taking a sweet ass ton by an ice cream. The mom is rolling in her fucking grave right now. Yeah, why would a terrorist attack here? You still want to send your daughter to the mental hospital? Maybe you need to check in. Investigating. The terrorists are here. Leave. The fucking dog's trying to tell you guys. You don't speak furry? I just realized it's still going on. They're gonna show me and my room reacting. Yeah, he saw it on TV three years ago. Motherfucker. Don't worry. Don't worry. Why is everybody tripping? Oh my god. She's gonna die before the comic hits. Bro, I think I heard her. Shut up! I shouldn't be smiling at a moment like this. But how could you not, man? We're at a festival. We're supposed to be smiling. You think Radwimps knew what this movie was about when they wrote the song? They see the movie with their song in it and it's just mass destruction. See y'all now. I miss who is fucking dead in the ground. What the fuck? Shit. Go up to her. Tackle her. No, don't do that. I know we saw them before. That's why I reacted like that. Oh my fucking god. Turn around. I'm gonna explode like the fucking comic. Is this all they? Is this what we're gonna do every fucking weir? Shut up! They're passing trains. I would have jumped off that fucking train. I would have climbed through the roof. Gotta do this. They can't just meet in an alleyway. They gotta... oh god. Top of this... fuck yeah. Like a man walking up the stairs. I'm never gonna forget this fucking stuff. You son of a bitch! Oh my god. It's never been so clear. The ending of the song, the lyrics at the end connected with the ending of the movie. This is what you call perfect, bro. The theme was beautiful. The whole time shit. And the grandma went, whoa, whoa, what happened to the grandma? The grandma hit the fucking basket. She hit the bucket. She kicked the bucket. God, she exploded. We're gonna find out the grandma was the comic.