 I love the premise of this show Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit Oh, we go where we not supposed to go, baby Yes, y'all I mean the guy Andrew Schum we are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness I saw you down in the ATL shawty with the go do be easy do ball Ain't told me the funniest story about you. I don't even know we just we said I had a story About when it happened he called you first So I go now, I go out later, right? And I'm like I want you to tell this story tell it All right, so I got I'm like I gotta see do all I hit up do all my yo Let's grab some dinner or something like that. Like can you even leave the house? I don't know how fucked up do all is whatever he's like Yeah, man, so I'm telling him about some restaurant like Buckhead. He was not a Robin over there We can't go to Buckhead. Buckhead supposed to be the nice part, too Yeah, they play they're not playing it bucket They said they said if you got a luxury car and Buckhead just roll your windows down because the windows getting broke So He's like fucking let's go to Magic City. I'm like on a Monday, bro And like it was a Tuesday or something like that. He's like, yeah, let's do it So we're Magic City and you know, we're going through what happened to him It's like tragic event where he almost died. He goes. He goes. Yeah, man You know, it's crazy first person I call with Charlotte I mean, yeah, it was he was yeah, man. I got hit by the car Flu she's all fucked up and I knew I'm in the Bahamas like I've been to his house in the Bahamas like I don't think I was The first person you call me like second and third I brought the lady came up to him because the lady who hit him came up to him Yeah, he said go inside get my old lady. Yeah, and then he had a phone. He goes. I call a Charlotte Call Charlotte. I said I'm sitting there. I go Charlotte picks up the phone. He goes up. I Do all says I go man. I fucked up, man. Yeah fucked up, man. He goes. I need you to call ludicrous Oh, he didn't get to that browser. That was the end part. Oh, yeah Okay, what happened if we get it he's FaceTime me. Yeah. Yeah, and he's laid out on something. Yeah, right He's got the neck brace on and everything fucked up, man I'm thinking he's on a set So I'm like, I'm like, what's up, man? He's like, man, I fucked up, man I fucked up. I said, what's wrong? You need me to call Trey You know Trey is the go-to guy when somebody needs relief. I said, what's up? You need me to call Trey He's like, nah, man, I fucked up. I fucked up, man I'm gonna be I'm gonna be performing living my best life in a wheelchair And I'm like, man, wiggle your toes, man I'm not it's not dawning on me that something is really wrong with him. Yeah, I'm playing Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's all we do is joke on each other showed you notice He said he said you like hold on my wife's calling. Let me call you back In a time of need that's not true. That's not he said you Because you know after after about three minutes, that's how Charlie gets off every phone call by the way You go hold on my wife calling. Let me get let me call you back I've been on the phone with him in his house here and his wife in the background Oh, hold on my wife called me. I gotta call you Your wife bro, I was on the phone with Duvall for like ten minutes and it took me about five to realize I can't see I hear all these people around him, but it looks like a set. Yeah, and then at some point He started crying. Yeah, and I'm like, yo, he's really selling this shit And then I when he turned the camera all I see is the blood is show as I said, I like that's a good-ass fucking job They did with the makeup and shit, but it's like the doctors went to turn him over and he just started screaming like And then I'm like What the fuck is going on and then he goes? Hey, man, call Ludacris for me, man Yeah, he's like all the Chris in the plane Ludacris in the plane He's like and if somebody said you got to hang up you got to hang up you got to hang up and I'm still not sure So I call clay right? I'm like, so if this is a joke. He ain't call clay yet. I'm like clay. What's up? And clay was like, yeah, yeah, he's you know, he's high off the morphine or whatever And I'm like, oh so now it's all making sense. Yeah, but the moral of the story is Y'all are comedians, bro. Yeah, so to never take us No, something's wrong until I know something's wrong even in time of need when your friend's head is blue Come on. It's nothing personal. They got on me this week because the you know the Joe Coy and if you know about they I mean the internet Joe was Joe was really going through I'm thinking they coming up there to put their back there. All y'all are always performing shows. Yeah. Yeah, am I lying? But Joe is crying. No, he cried with you and you sat there with this smirk of all smirks Smiling from ear to ear. I watched the fucking video. Yo, I'm like, how the fuck are they getting at me? Did you have some did you have the Filipino Filipino community in your comment? They were very supportive. They thought it was beautiful Really, I wasn't making racist jokes like you If you make a racist joke, right, yeah, right on time So Joe Coy, yeah He tells the story about and he's told us in his book if you ever read his book But he tells the story about how his white guy was making fun. We laughed at this of his mom Because it's Joe Joe He grabbed his eyes and pulled his eyes back starts making these crazy ass noise. Yeah, shit So I'm thinking it's a joke because it actually was funny. It is what I laugh. He's like, that's not a joke So why'd you make it a joke? Yeah, he made it a joke It was a joke from the kid the kid was making a joke. Yes. And so he was yeah imitating the kids joke. Exactly Yeah, yeah, yeah, was that not funny shows. No, that was I did he tell you who that kid ended up becoming No, who me? That's why he was crying on flagrant. I was like And I don't even know if that kid was making a joke He was what do you think is he was doing a bad imitation of An asian person. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if he meant to this. I don't know man. I just The moral of the story is it's hard to take comedians serious. Yeah, okay. That's really the moral of the story But are you also seeing how this might be like a you thing? Like when somebody's going through something traumatic your reaction is What do you mean man? I was not allowed to promise you I'm just a little slow I'm not thinking do balls calling me telling me that he almost died the god damn full wheeler accident And why would I think if the if the first two lines are I'm gonna be doing best life in a wheelchair I'm gonna tell you about the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to me You see The fact that you need to You tell me do is get on stage and sell trauma and it's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a second So so you to see if you cannot laugh or smile and I'm gonna tell you about the most Brutally traumatic thing that's ever happened to me. Okay. And also somebody is me projecting a little bit too Sure because when it's chicken uncomfortable. Yeah, it's like yo, but bring this shit back to the laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay, I'm listening. So I'm gonna just tell you just uh, this is something This is a this is a fucked up thing. Okay, my life. Can you look at me? Ah It's not fair for comedians to be able to do this It's not fair. Yo, okay. Okay. Okay. All right ready. I'm ready. You're a hundred percent ready. Okay You can't cover you can't cover your face You can't cover your face. You're not you're not taking them serious. Oh, I could I could be sir incapable You mean if Taylor wasn't tell me a traumatic story. I wouldn't laugh Okay No, you gotta go to the mic now's the time to do it Taylor if you're gonna do it It has to be a traumatic as we traumatic like truly like heart like gut wrenching and fucked up And like one of the worst things. Yeah, but was it one of the worst things that's ever happened? Yeah Okay, go go go Okay, go go go go. We have to tell it seriously. You have to tell it. This is it could have died. You're here Yeah, yeah, you've all could have died. Yeah. Yeah, but he's here. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Go So I think I told this already though. Um, I went to A club and they were, you know, drinking smoking I'm not even I'm listening. You do what I do. I'm listening. I'm about to laugh as I'm a serious What I do is I fix my face like I'm more interested. What I'm trying to do is be No, what I'm trying to do is What I'm trying to do is be objective because I know her This story is not going to live up to expectation. Okay. No, this is about to go But you got to be serious about it really set the table of how traumatic this was Go look at his face trying to be interested like to cover up the laugh So I went to a party like Go go go go look I had a seizure What? Yes. What do you mean? You had a seizure? I was on a date and I had a seizure. You had a seizure this weekend. Yeah, hold on Why would you dare laugh at that Why is this guy a madman, yo? Why would you, this guy's a fucking madman. He's talking like I'm the fucking damn one out. Why would he, this guy is crazy. Why is this guy crazy, this guy's crazy, yo. This guy's crazy, yo. This guy is crazy. What happened? What happened to him? Oh, I was like, Is it not, and this happened this weekend? Yeah, this happened this weekend. You guys are on a date, and then where? We're at brunch, we're in Brooklyn. This is like my second, third date with him. Yeah. And... Was it while you were ordering? No, I was like... Can I get some p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p. That though, that was a joke. Yeah. That though counts. That though counts. I'm laughing at an actual joke. That though counts. I bet you the date was telling a joke, and she just started laughing. No, I'm killing it right now. No, this is what y'all gonna laugh at. This is what y'all gonna laugh at. We're not laughing because this is traumatic. He took you to brunch. Yes. We're going to different spots. So we were drinking. I didn't actually drink enough water. So I was dehydrated. We were up. I was up about to dance with him. And he said that I remember just kind of... Hold on. You were about to dance? Well, he was awkward. No. What if Let's Get It came on? What's that shit they be hollering shaking too? Take this, buddy. Thanks, y'all. But we were already up. And it wasn't like... Yo. Y'all be recording the wrong shit out there. Why didn't I see this? So what happened? Come on, continue. This ain't funny. We were... I was giving him... You know what a wally is? A wally. Like when a guy just stands on the wall and the girl is dancing on the wall. A wally. A wally. I've never heard that in my life. So he's on the wall. You've never heard of that? You call it wall dancing. Oh, no. Say wally. Give me a wally. Okay. It's a whole dance. All right. I mean, a whole song, my bad. So I wasn't really twerking, twerking on him because I had a dress on. But I was up on him. And then I started... He's now. And he said that I had a seat. Like I kind of like... I mean, I don't know. I've never known you to have a history of seizures. I don't. That was the first time you had a seizure. He said I did. He said I was like shaking. Then I passed out. You didn't go to the hospital? So the ambulance came. I didn't want to go to the hospital because as soon as I woke up, there's all these people in my face and they're feeding me water. Once I got water, I was like, I am fine. No, you got to go to the hospital. You got to see what the cause of that is. I mean, they checked me. I was fine. Who checked you? Aren't seizures neurological? They're people from the ambulance. Aren't they neurological? Yeah, it has to be. You got to get your brain checked. Make sure it's no short circuits. Really? That's what it means? Yeah. I mean... Yeah. He said I was only out for a few minutes. He what? He said I was only out for a few minutes. What song was on? Seriously, I'm not joking. Do you remember what this was? It was a Spanish song. What? I'm serious. It was a Spanish song. Which one? Like no hip hop. I don't know. I don't know the song. I'm sorry to have you tell. Yeah. What song did... When you passed out, like... What... Yeah, what was his next move? That he was very catering to, like... Oh, he, like, tried to... Yeah. He didn't think that you were, like, dropping it low or nothing like that? Well, he said he was talking to me. He said I wasn't responding. And then he, like, looked me in my eyes or, like... You should go to the doctor, Taylor. Yeah. You should go tell him, like, you had a seizure. Like, that's something you should... I feel like it was because I was drinking, though. No. I've never had a seizure in my life. Thank God. And yes, we all drink in this room. That's something else. Like, that's something going on that you probably need to get checked out. Yeah. Nobody put a wallet in your mouth or nothing to make sure you don't bite your tongue or anything? Not that I know of. You sure you had a seizure, yo? But that's what he... Again, I don't know. I don't... I thought I just kind of passed out. I didn't know I was shaking or something. So... Do we say this? No, I don't. You passed out? No. Well, damn. I will say I'm 100% positive now that these... I'm 100% positive that I only laugh at comedians' traumatic stories. Okay, why, why, why, why? They're actually funny, but it's only because y'all are naturally funny. Yeah. So y'all are always in funny mode. You know what I mean? Even when we're talking about, like, something incredibly traumatic. Yes. Taylor has taken me through a range of emotions in five minutes. And I don't want to feel any of these emotions that she's taken me through. Like, none of them. That was crazy that you did that little flip-flop on that one. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, do you really think I need to go see a doctor? Yes, you need to go see a doctor, y'all. Absolutely do. Any time you shake for no reason, you should see a doctor. Word is born. And you just, your body shuts off. Any time your brain just shuts off. I was drinking, though. No, drinking. I mean, I don't know. I'm not no doctor. And I had an edible and, like, smoke, so, no. You do that all the time. It's not like... I know. Did you sleep the night before? I mean, I was exhausted, so I think it's like a... Could be a combination. Could be exhaustion. I passed out because of exhaustion. It wasn't a seizure, though. I passed out when early stages of the Breakfast Club, when we used to go out all the time and be out every night drinking, fucking smoking, not getting no sleep. I passed out without dehydrating. I literally passed out in the studio. I had to go to the emergency room. Really? Yeah. No way. Yeah. During the recording, is there video of that? I don't know. It might be. I don't know if it was after the show or not. Yeah, we used to do video. We did video just to begin it, but that wasn't our interview. So I don't know. I passed out. And guess what Envy and Angela did? What? Laugh. They fucking asses off. They'll tell that story right now and laugh to this day by how I had to get rushed to the fucking emergency room because I was dehydrated. And that's when my wife was living in Sock & Liner. We weren't married yet. And she flew up here that weekend. And that's when I said to myself, I am bullshitting if I don't marry this woman. Yeah. You know what I mean? What do you think about...? Can we pay some bills? Taylor and I bought the mood off. Yeah, but I can bring... I can bring the mood up. You sure? Yeah, 100%. You positive? Okay. Tell me something traumatic. What do you think about naming your baby after your side chick? Depends on what the name is. Go. If the name's fire? See. You know what I'm saying? Like if the name is actually fire? Yeah. Why not? You don't think that it might cause a riff with your wife or nothing? Depends if the wife finds out. You're not giving me the whole details of the story. But having that little secret with the side chick and also naming your son after a girl who's back used to destroy. That's what makes it okay. Wait, why? If you name your daughter that, that's fucked up. You name your son after your side chick. It's like, hmm. Ann is a fly name. Something is a fly name, bruh. Something with an N, bruh. I don't ever want something with an N. What? That's why you put... That's what that means. That's why you put the N in the middle, bruh. What you mean? What do you mean, bruh? What do you mean? What do you think? I think he's a fucking idiot for having that shit in the DMs. Yes. Adam Levine, who's the Maroon 5 leading singer, apparently had a little tryst with this OnlyFans thought. He didn't sleep with it, though, according to him. He said it was just inappropriate messages through the DM. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was definitely a crash test dummy. Oh, you hit? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. I thought he said he wasn't... Allegedly, we don't know that. Well, we got... We got on good authority. Who was the authority? All right. You know. Her roommate. Oh, you know the roommate? I don't know her. Oh. Where it got around? Okay. Yeah, you man. No, I'll joke aside, he wild. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Yo, you can't name your child after the side. Yo. You know what I mean? Like, and Sumner's a cool name, but it ain't worth that. Like, I don't have to name my child that. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's a weird, weird tribute. Let me see. Damn, laugh my ass off. I must be doing something right. Absolutely. Got me. Funny. I'm so weird, too. And only listen to metal. LOL said no hot chicks ever other than you. Okay. Like metal music. I just can't believe this guy, man. All jokes aside, I don't know why any married man would cheat in 2022. Like, either tell your wife the truth and tell it. Well, we don't know that he doesn't have an agreement with his wife. That was my issue with it. Initially it's like he could have an agreement with his wife that he's allowed to get some strange, but I thought he apologized. He apologized for embarrassing her. Nobody ever comes out and says, yeah, my wife lets me fuck whoever. Yeah. You basically do it on the low. Because there's a line that I read. I did read this line earlier. I didn't like more women have come forward accusing Maroon 5 from an athlete of sending flirty messages, including screenshots. They claim proved the singer was behind the conversations. Thirsty ass. Come on. Clout chasing ass. And I don't like how they word it. Like, they make it sound like some me too shit. Like more women came forward. Like God forbid the lead singer of a major band said something cute to you and a DM. Yeah. And the crazy part is I don't even know what flirting is in 2022. I think if you're a married man, you probably shouldn't send any DM. He was wild. He was wild. There's no question. But I don't know that he's not allowed to do whatever he wants with his wife. That's true. So if he's like, I didn't have an affair. It's like, well, yeah, an affair is something behind your wife's back. If she's cool with it. That's true. It is what it is. That's true. But it is potentially naming the newborn. That's why. That's shorty. That's crazy. That's why. I don't know one dude is not like, God damn, bro. I'm bullshitting. I'm fucking around. But that's why. That's crazy. That's nuts. Like that's doing way too much. Like it's like you're trying to get caught. Because man, imagine if that name would have stuck. And in five, six years from now, she finds out that you used to be fucking around or flirting with some chick named Sumner. That's why I don't think he was sleeping with her. That was my initial thing. Yeah. I don't think he was sleeping with her, bro. You're not going to take that name and name your child that if he was actually. Now, what if. What if we have on decent authority that it was going down? Did she say it was going down? Didn't she? Let me hear what she said, Taylor. She didn't want to say that. Let me ask you this. Why is there no consequences for women that go after married men or that have sex with married men? It's like, do you want to tell us that over here? No, the dudes get shamed. The dudes get fucked as they should. They fucked up. Yeah. But there's nothing for women who do it. And it is a foul thing for women to engage in. Like, two got to play this game. But you know why though. Why? Because it's a double standard. And it's the power dynamic. And the power dynamic will always be man is the power. The woman is, is not. Well. And so whatever the woman did, it's because the man force, not forced her to, but engaged in it and so pushed up on her. So here's my thing. In the sex, in sex, women have the power. We can't have sex with them without them allowing us. True indeed. We literally cannot. So there is one person who has all the power here, which is the woman. So if the person with all the power chooses to engage in a sexual relationship with somebody, she's the one that's making the final choice. Yeah. That's what it is. It's really the power of choice. My home girl, Ashley, AJ, AJ holiday from the We Talk Back podcast. She always says, I beat side chicks up. Cause if the side chicks wouldn't make the choice to cheat, then it wouldn't go down. She was like, you know, I'm probably paraphrasing here and she can word it better than me. But she says that as women, they should stick together. And soon as a man says I'm married, you should know that guy is off limits. But women don't like to, women don't like to hang out together. I mean that for real, I think when women come together, it's like, if you see a big group of women together, it's either a tragedy. Yeah. Or if I see more than six or seven. Too much responsibility, bro. No, but I mean this sincerely. You're looking at these group of women, like who can have a seizure tonight? It's like, I don't feel like this. I'm like, I don't know who knows CPR. You know what I mean? It's too much to fucking think about. No, really, think about it. In any successful show where it's like a group of women, they're just fighting each other. Yeah. That's just how you guys hang out. You don't want to be with one enough. You want to, you want to be with a man or you want to be by yourself, but you don't want to be around like, guys, we love hanging out with each other. Six dudes will go hang out for no reason. Six women will never hang out for no reason yet. No, y'all got to have a plan. Name a time where six women just go hang out. You and six of your friends hung out for no reason. And it's always one woman in that crowd judging everybody. Erica Banks told us that. Erica Banks like, I don't want none of you bum ass broads around me. If y'all ain't thick enough. Okay. If y'all ain't got the right attire on out of six of those women is absolutely one woman judging every other woman in the crew, telling her closest girl in that crew. Why is she here? Exactly. I guarantee it props for the club. That's not real friends. The men we like to being made points made. I was talking to me. I was talking to somebody, right? You know how they have the Oceans 11 movie, right? Yeah, they only made Oceans 12 because all the dudes on Oceans were like the director was like, you know, y'all want to just like live in Europe for a few months and then we can fill in this movie. And they were like, all right, fine. Fuck it. I'd love to just be with my boys and live because they're all friends. A lot of guys do the movie. They tried to make Oceans 8. These chicks hated each other, bro. Everybody with an ego. I'm not leaving my trailer until they leave their trailer that there was no chemistry, no camaraderie, nothing. And it's just I don't think it's how women engage, bro. Every Real Housewives show is just like what happens when you get more than five women together? Fist fight. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you when it doesn't happen. I'm going to tell you with WNBA. Only in the WNBA. That's right. They fight each other all the time. Only in the WNBA. WNBA is where a large group of women can come together for one goal, one common cause, go out there, play, they genuinely like they love each other, like look at the Las Vegas Aces when they won the championship this week. They look like they absolutely enjoy each other. Yeah. But they're playing a sport that's not hanging out. And I think furthermore that they also enjoy the company of women from other reasons, like where it's like. So are you saying that you have to be friends with somebody you play with on a team, Alex? Kobe Bryant, God bless the dead would disagree with you. Michael Jordan would disagree with you. No. I'm saying that they have the game of basketball to distract them from the fighting that would happen if they were hanging out together. Ooh. That was a ball. That was fire. That was fire. That was fire. You got to give them something to do. You're right. Drinks will be thrown. It's facts, bro. It's facts. I don't think it's in their nature. That makes sense. I don't think it's in your nature. I'm sorry. I think, you know, I'm going to tell you what I think Shota's saying. I think women are a lot more tribal than men. I think men don't necessarily have to be tribal. We just need a couple of things that connect us. You know what I mean? And we can, I can be on a plane with somebody and have a whole, I can have a conversation with anybody, but I can really connect me and another dude just sitting there talking for like an hour and some change, especially if we just get, you know, some man shit. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? No, we can connect and we can blow for hours. That's right. It can be about sports. Whoa. God damn. Just came back from a letter to you. I like that. I like that. I like that. You made it progressive. You know what I'm saying? Made it progressive because it was getting real cavemanish. You know what I mean? But I don't think it's a bad thing. I just think it's like, because I think if like, for example, I think like I can hang out with my wife for weeks. That's my best friend. Literally. My best friend. I can hang out. We can do it. It's easy. We can have fun. It's fucking great. There's no question. And she can do that. Could she hang out with her friends for as long as I is, could she hang out with her friends for as long as she can hang out with me? No way in hell. Could I hang out with my boys for weeks? Yes, I could. I think, I think that's the difference, right? I think that when a woman has a real friend group, she can be with her friend group the way that we are with our boys. I think that we can connect with random people. I bet you saw so many dudes in Magic City last night. No, I was four of us. Oh, really? Yeah, we were there early. No random people came through. It was early. No, it was early. It was you, Clay Duvall. Me, Clay Duvall. And there was two other guys, maybe. But you never met them before. No. But y'all was kicking it. Yeah. Y'all had a great time. Yeah. That's what you're saying can't happen with women and random women. Yeah, I don't think. Well, Housewives show are all random women. They put these cast together and they can't work. Exactly. Why are you comparing a TV show like in real life? I think the difference is he's saying you can kick it with random guys, can kick it with random guys and have more shared experiences and be around each other longer than he's saying. You watch the view. You've seen the view? Yeah. With a talk or whatever the fuck. Okay. Have you watched Inside the NBA? No. Well, it doesn't matter. The people at home know. I get exactly what you're saying, bro. No, you're right. Who's having more fun? No, you're right. These girls just don't know about shit they don't even care about. Yeah, it's based on conflict. Teasing each other, making fun. They're sitting down, though. Like, what is talking? They're sitting down having conversations. If you're in a party scene lately, the parties I've been going to, girls twerking like, hey, we hype each other up, we friends. Until she started walling your man. Taylor, you just kind of like shitting on your own point. Yeah. And what Alex was saying about you give them something to do, to distract them. So when y'all in a party dancing and shit, y'all distracted. But if you had to sit down, if you had to sit down, if you had to sit down and have conversations. Okay. We don't need activity. No, no, no. Not too long ago again. Yeah. My friend, Brittany, you know how me and her met? I was like looking, I was at a last lap and I was looking down over the balcony and she just came up to me and she says like something funny of a meme. And me and her became a real good friend. She didn't. She didn't. She didn't. Oh, you thought I was feeling you? No, she didn't. That's what she said. But and then I'm friends with her friend. Like it's no big, no problem. And we didn't have to be dancing or smoking or something like that. Like good, have conversations. That's a friend. Yeah, but it's not, it's not. No. I'm just telling you. And you gave a number. You said a group activity. I'm talking, I'm not talking about one on one. No, I met her for like all of us. Hang out. It's fine. It was like five of us. Huh? Never mind. You thought I was feeling you? Yeah. You thought I was feeling you? You were munch. Okay. How'd that song go? You thought I was feeling you? I can't even say it. Yo, if that, if that song shaming people who eat vagina. Yes, bro. That's why that's another thing. Women, you don't know what you want. So, okay. So Taylor just said that that song is just saying you just let it do it. Eat you out. Right. So the guy who does that you have a derogatory derogatory name. That's fucked up. You a munch? Why I gotta be a munch? I'm munching. Why am I the munch? Yeah. Why can't you just be Charlemagne? Why can't you be Leonardo? Why am I the munch? Why you reduced me to an action that you claim to enjoy? He's like, suck my dick. You call me a dick sucker. Real talk. You are. That's the female equivalent of calling somebody a dick sucker. Yeah, that's facts. Munch, dick sucker. You call me a munch? God damn. No. No. Why? Why? I think we need a boy cop munching, bro. I really think we need a boy cop munch. If it's not being appreciated. Clearly it's not. No, it's not. That song. That's right. That song does not sound like she appreciates the munch. No. Oh, you thought I was feeling you? You just a munch. I don't like you. You're just here to eat my pussy. That's crazy. Wow. That's fucking crazy. And then you wonder why we name and fucking our kids after our side. Word up. Because the treatment that we get. Word up. Word up. Word up. Word up. Word up. You're going to objectify me like that and then wonder. Wow. Yeah. I'm feeling you. That chick is a throat. We're going to be crazy. God damn. How do you feel right saying that? I didn't feel like saying that. Wow. Wow. We might have to think about it. We might have to go to a throat. No, that's crazy. Wow. Wow. You thought I was feeling you? You're just a jaw. That bitch is a jaw. Bro. God damn, yo. Damn, yo. You thought I was feeling you? Wow. You're just a tongue. Yo, isn't that crazy? Okay. No, that's crazy. That's wild, bro. Yo. What about mouth? Yo, you thought I was feeling you? That chick is a mouth. Yo, that chick is a mouth. You thought I was feeling you? You thought I was feeling you? You just decide. That chick is a throat. Yo, that's crazy, bro. Yo, that's crazy. You didn't say that. I was saying whenever you switch roles, you can see how fucked up shit is. You thought I was feeling you? That chick is a throat. Whoa. Whoa. Show. Whoa. Y'all are crazy. Whoa. Y'all are. By the way, imagine that. What? Come on, bro. You thought I was feeling you? You just a butt. Show. Show. You thought I was feeling you? 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I'm starting to dabble Okay, okay, I'm starting to dabble I'm starting to pop in and like work on some stuff But I like to just come in on surprise and work on some stuff. Okay, you know and get back in Same things October 8th the mental wealth Expo at the Marriott Marquis in Times Square Please remember this is a free event. All you got to do is go to mentalwealthexpo.com the RSVP We have added a lot of amazing people man, you know, we have a doctor Alfie Breeland noble queen Dr. Alfie Breeland noble, you know, she runs the Acoma project and my nonprofit the mental wealth Alliance Man we put we got a great hip-hop and mental health panel that we're putting together that Rhapsody will be on Nadra Tawab Glover doctor spirit We got shocker st. Cor and my man Walo from the million dollars worth of game podcast They're gonna be in conversation with each other talking about the impact of the prison system On your mental health. We got my man David McCullough from inception. 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Thank you to everybody that's been watching DVR and screaming on Paramount Plus Make sure to scream all the episodes on Paramount Plus and watch us live on Thursday nights at 11 30 p.m. Last week. We had a Great episode Angela ride my good sister Angela ride was on the panel with Malcolm Gladwell and Roy Woods, Jr And fat Joe was off, you know one-on-one and you know a lot of different things from that episode You know went viral. I can't believe that Malcolm Gladwell was riding for the Queen So if you want me to diss the Queen you've come to the wrong place. I'm a Commonwealth I'm born and bred in a calm my mom my 91 year old Jamaican mom was very very sad when the Queen died Queen represented something to us, you know She's a she was a woman of an extraordinary grace and dignity and in a world that needs a lot of lot more role models of grace and dignity and You know, there's there are some things that her country did that Are unspeakable but that doesn't set England aside from different many other country in the world I think it was more so I'm not I'm not gonna disrespect somebody. I know my mom love Like I know it's somebody that your mom probably loves and you know how much your mom loves her so you might not fuck with that Yeah, I hear you. You know I mean, that's what I think it was. He's such a yeah He's such like a nuanced interesting dude and like listen his take was trash like usually He is great takes like he's like really thoughtful. His take was like, ah, she's dignified No, his take was if you want if you think I'm gonna diss the Queen I'm not dissing the Queen. My mother was very distraught about the Queen's death. That's how it started Everything else was after that. You know what I mean? And um, you know, it was funny because I told Malcolm I'm like, yo, you said you wasn't gonna diss the Queen, but she's reduced her to a mascot She was like she's just a ribbon cutter glorified ribbon cutter with no power. You know what I mean back So that's true, you know, but I Malcolm man Malcolm I'm I love reading a lot of Malcolm's books but he said something on the panel that made a lot of sense to me because we tend to do that because All we know in our lifetime is what we know Everything else is history that we've read but the things that we experience we think what we experience is the greatest And we think what some some of the bad things we experience are the worst like to some people COVID is the worst thing that ever happened in the history of life So when I ask a question like is the upcoming midterms, you know, the most important election in American history and Malcolm's like No It's like I can name like 10 others And when he names him He's absolutely right. You know, I mean, he's like to see if kids I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. But but that right there helps you put things in perspective like Oh, shit Not only have there been times in our society where there was more there was bigger things at stake Yeah, we also got through those things Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, so We'll get through this. Everything's gonna be fine Nothing changes I don't know about that. You know why you care because you have kids I'm trying to find the difference why I don't care and you do care And it's not just a white thing. I that's where I was going. Well, I It is one part of white privilege is you you kind of have the ability to like remove yourself from politics But like then again, like there's a bunch of white people. They're really furious with the way the politics are going So blah blah. That's true. But I mean both sides are saying democracy is exactly they're all fucking crying And then but what I will what I did notice about getting money is once you get money I don't trust anybody who has money and no kids and pretends to care about politics I don't trust it because once you get money you have the ability to kind of like remove yourself from everything Like I could give a flying Fuck if you're if you're if you don't have anything If you don't have any other issues to deal with that aren't related aren't related to money like like for example Got to say a race thing if you're a white Male your privilege is different if you're a black male with money or a spanish male with money You could still get profiled You know, I mean chris rock used to leave alpine new jersey and post online How he was getting pulled over all the goddamn time. That's what's wrong. You know what I'm saying 100% So I don't think I think I think 100% I think it's race race Absolutely plays a part in every I was having conversation that this dude the uh about this race Absolutely plays a part in every single conversation That we have and gender and gender 100% and the more wealthy you get The less it plays a part. So there's a level of wealth where Race isn't affecting your day to day as much as it's affecting the poor black person Yeah, I agree with that but it can still affect you though. I agree with that. Of course they do Again, it plays a part in every single decision. I'm not trying to say it's not there, but The the things that this poor black dude's got to go through every single day I'll let you get a fucking horrible neighborhood no access to like good food no access to like good Facilities, you know education all these types of things those are way more difficult and they're gonna impact their life way more than The super rich black person that's living in Bel Air, California And that everybody knows and is part of the neighborhood and yeah, and you probably created a bubble for himself Yeah, I So so I guess what I'm trying to say is like once you have children and I imagine I don't have kids yet You know, god bless. Hopefully I will be able to you know, you know shooting, baby No, uh But what I imagine is all these issues are very important because you're like, oh wow These are all directly going to affect my kid how my kid is learning how my kid is treated How the world sees my kid and all of a sudden you're locked back in again I'm in this weird stage where I got some money and I don't have kids and I have a life and it's just like None of these issues really affect us that much Yeah, and it was so interesting about what you're saying It's like when you're black, right? Like when you have conversations when I have conversations with rich white people And they be like, oh South America so fucked up. You like yeah, man. Tell me more man. Why why is it so fucked up? It's all economy based All economy based they're not thinking about shit like voting rights. Yeah, they're not thinking about shit like police reform You know what I mean? Like none of that shit is on their radar whatsoever. They're not thinking about, you know equity Why would they be thinking about equity? You know what I mean? Like they're not thinking about stuff like that Those are issues that are like Significant to a a group of people. You know what I mean? It's in and most of it is is race based So I was I was with oval. We're in Atlanta and he didn't want to eat at this restaurant Because he was worried about getting shot. He didn't want to go or robbed He didn't want to eat too close to where he lived because he didn't want to know Want people to know that he lived there and like or the people that do know that he lives in the area Maybe they'll go rob the place because they know he's out to eat Type of that like he's constantly being concerned about right being robbed or whatever and I'm like, oh I get why you go to the Bahamas. I call it I call that and I wrote about that in my book shook one I call it being black annoyed Being black black in America black paranoia. It's a different set of paranoia It's a different set of paranoia and you know the average person deals with and then think about it Y'all went to magic city He walks in with you He could say you a cop He could say you a lawyer. Yeah, and people will believe him 100% like let me stay like Walling here with some boys tonight Don't touch him. It's just that's the game. Why it's like that. I don't know. I do understand why He loves going to the Bahamas because he actually gets to check out and not have to worry and Behind his back constantly and he actually is probably why you love and will it's like you get to release Instead of you're going to the grocery store and you're like, is this going to be the guy That sees me that's right or someone at the grocery store going to call their friend and say Yo, charlamagne's here if you want to hit him up on the way when he leaves like it's this constant That's right here, man. That's right. I mean, yeah, everything you're saying is 100% correct Oh, man, you got to find ways to check out Yeah Like where the places that you just get to go I can breathe easy here Everything's fine. I'm gonna be okay, man. It's crazy because we yeah, but then you out you for me You got to put the anxiety on top of it because I can be home and start thinking of dumb shit Who's gonna call a swat team on me? You know, they be doing them stupid swatch Like I'll be thinking stupid shit like that because I'm literally the person that can go online Or watch tv see some shit and think this is about to happen. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it's just like I really don't know like for me Checking out is it's crazy as it sounds. I like when I'm doing the podcast, you know what I mean you're locked in That's right. Yeah, yeah, I don't have time to think about all this other fuck shit until it's recorded and I'm like, oh Shit, you got to release this to the fucking world. You know what I mean? I'm tired Do you know how you know how we getting you know why we're getting so much trouble? Why having conversations with friends in front of strangers? Yeah That's all this shit is It's conversations with friends and then we let strangers in on the conversation So when people get upset because I'm not taking joe coy serious It's like that that's because I'm having a conversation with a friend And you strangers are eavesdropping. Y'all don't know how we get down. Yeah, you know what I mean? Shit, sometimes I don't know how me and my friends get down. Yeah, I think Donnell's a friend until I don't Because I'm realizing he's really upset. Is he still upset? He's always upset Now that was like fucking the incredible hulk. He's always fucking angry. That's what gives him his goddamn powers You know what I mean? Love you Donnell. No, I don't I do still I still love you also make sure I do love Donnell also make sure um to check out summer 85 Chris Moreau is in here right now. That's uh, his audible original Yeah, that's out through sp8 productions man It tells the story of uh the bombing of the move movement in Philadelphia in the summer of 85 and the correlation it has with Uh, the live aid concert I want to talk to you about something too crisp off air because I have another idea because I love The juxtaposition that you did with that and I have a because I have another theory that I can't prove And I have nothing to prove it But there is a correlation that I think people um aren't seeing and I would love to bring that uh to the masses Did you see woman king? Of course Really the funniest person in America, bro. No fucking reason I saw it. I don't believe you. I did see it. Fuck that. You see what I mean? I don't believe him I saw it. That's just like when they telling me about some bad shit that happened to them I don't believe that he You saw the woman king Daniel Kalila or whatever his name. He was nowhere near that movie He was nowhere near The woman king he produced that movie bro. He was nowhere near the woman king Daniel Kalila. No, man No, it's john boyega. Whatever his name is. Yeah, john boyega the guy from star trek There you go star wars. Yeah. Yeah, he was in it. He's in it. He's I love his role in the movie I don't want to give too much away, but that's the only thing I didn't like if I had the nitpick at it Because by the way, there is absolutely nothing to dislike about the woman king. All right, bro. It was Shut up Enjoy a movie man Me and the boys went to go see it my man, yo, brother woolly mohammad said the realest shit salute the brother woolly mohammad Brother woolly mohammad said well, yeah Y'all mad about a movie that has an african tribe That realizes they should not be trading their own people and other africans in the slave trade Then decide to stop doing so burn down the slave port free other africans kill slave traders Shows women support in the black man and then he put the struggle moji like I listen. That's how I felt I enjoyed it a lot neat. Yeah, man. And I um You know, I see people saying that it's not historically accurate wait. Why isn't historically accurate because it's a movie But that didn't happen I mean Yes, it's in certain parts of it did happen certain parts were sensationalized certain parts were fictionalized, but it's what movie isn't What what movie is it? well, I mean Black panther was real Well, black panther is based off the door. I'm allowed you in black panther is based off the da homey, um amazon's from the woman king Yeah, I know like chris come here but chris can speak to this Like stuff like um because people like to use these examples like schindler's list What right Those movies weren't historically accurate No, they I looked it up. No, they weren't there was a real oscar schindler Yes But a lot of the things that first of all they would have to be fictionalized because how we weren't there every moment of these people's lives Then know what was going on But what was the movie where hit look I shot in the movie theater That assassinated the movie theater and glorious bastards and glorious bastards that didn't happen What you didn't get assassinated in the movie theater Just let the mass go chris. I swear to do it for your sake. I'm coughing today. Oh, are you really you think you got some Shit, there's a cold going on. Yo, Joe Biden said it's over. Yeah, Joe Biden said it's over, bro 100% now, but can we go back to the door in melange or whatever the uh The door melange. Yeah, the woman king Was was phenomenal Um What assassins creed. Yep Assassin's creed that's the movie right video game. I thought it was a movie. Well, they've turned it into a movie as well Okay, so you think a lot of these movies are historically accurate chris I mean for the woman's king I mean, I would if people are questioning what's historically accurate with it There's a article that came out in the new yorker magazine like two months ago from a descendant of one of the kings of How do you say a dominey which is yes present day benign. Yep, essentially And he talks about like realizing that his family played a very direct role in the slave trade And the way it was portrayed in that article was that they really did use these female warriors shock troops essentially Like they would go into villages immediately slaughter Women children to try to set an example scare the shit out of the village and then convince the rest of the village to go back to the slave trading court You know without putting up a fight so that's how historically it seems like these women were used and he actually in the article And I was killing people. They were like oh, they was killing they was killing you So he said to his grandfather who was actually because this the kingdom like kind of fell apart in like the 1870s So like the grandfather was still kind of like benefiting off the wealth And he said well, you know, like how do you feel knowing about the fact that like you sent other Africans Into slavery to America and the guy just looked them and said all the fingers on the hand ain't the same length The fuck is that I don't know but like that was his response Like I think it means just like everybody doesn't get the same deal like that's what the movie shows Okay, I didn't see the movie shows the complexities of the slave trade and really how it was all just rooted in capitalism And they even have this one scene where the king is having a conversation and um, you know, he's his conscience Is like, man, I don't know if I want to keep doing this and so the the the person he was talking to was like What are you going to be without the money basically, you know what I mean? Like you can be a king but the reason this uh, a kingdom is the shit Basically is because of the money that it's making, you know, because of the slave trade So they show those complexities throughout the movie. Hey, look at me the suicide. They think he did Oh in the bunker with his mistress Eva Braun So that's my point you didn't get killed in the movie theater I mean, I didn't see that. Isn't that a Terence Tina, yeah, it's a turn to listen. I thought I think what's what's interesting about this movie is that It touches on something that you don't really hear about a lot in the history books Yeah, and that is the african role in the slave trade, right? Yes, and I'm surprised that it's not getting more criticism for that Oh, it is. Oh, that is. Oh, yeah, and but I've always thought this as a as a just a white dude, which is like I don't see it as realistic that these white people just went to the shores and then just started rounding up black people and put them in There had to be some coordination for the people who lived there It was both it was both like because I think some of the first slaves that came into virginia Chris you correct me if I'm wrong some of the first slaves that came into virginia came into virginia because they were captured because of a War between the portuguese and I forgot what tribe but during that war They captured some of the slaves and bought them back to virginia. I I could totally see that I'm just saying the combination of both some were sold and some were these people Are completely cut out of the history book like when I learned about the transatlantic slave trade like I In no way did I hear about any of the kingdoms in Africa that were profiting from it at all and I'm just curious about like that's the white man's fault for taking all the credit Well, you it's it's actually kind of interesting. It's like you talk about like the whitewashing of history. I would argue that this is like a very um kind retelling of history to the people That are there now this shit ain't kind though. Y'all gotta go see it. No, no not the movie What I'm saying is the fact that they're even acknowledging. Did you see that? I think it's difficult for people right like you don't know how to admit that I mean, that's why I would say like honestly if that's something people want to check out The author I wrote it down David Wright full all day is the author Did you see the the english woman talking to don lemon? Do you see that? Oh, I did saw that. That was that shit was crazy That was but it's not It was kind of ridiculous because what don should have explained to her was every single person was not uh So every single slave that came from Africa wasn't sold Like that's what she made it seem like she made it seem like they were just Selling slaves. It was like it was a combination. There was some that was sold It was some that was captured during war. It was some that was taken like like well all of them were captured during war It's whether they were captured by other black people or white people or Arabs, which really doesn't get talked about at all 100 100 the role that the Arabs played but I think I think so here. Yeah, here's the conversation A living crisis a austerity budget cuts and so on and then you have those who are asking for reparations for Colonialism and they're wondering, you know 100 billion dollars 24 billion dollars Here and there 500 million there some people want to be paid back and And members of the public are wondering. Why are we suffering then you are You know, you have all of this vast wealth the conversation is The the crown is passing like a billion dollars worth of wealth from the queen to the new king And there are countries that were colonized by the english empire that are like, you know, we won our reparations Like you took so much wealth from us And so he's posing this question to her Do you think that the english royal family should pay Reparations these places and this is what she says you have all of this vast wealth. Those are legitimate concerns Well, I think you're right about reparations in terms of if people wanted though What they need to do is you always need to go back to the beginning of a supply chain Where was the beginning of the supply chain? That was in africa and when that crossed the entire world when slavery was taking place Which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery the first nation in the world to abolish it It was started by william will before was the british in in great britain. They abolished slavery 2000 Navalmen died on the high seas trying to stop slavery Why because the african kings were rounding up their own people They had them on cages waiting in the beaches no one was running into africa to get them And I think you're totally right if reparations need to be paid We need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say who was rounding up their own people and having them handcuffed in cages Absolutely, that's where they should start and maybe I don't know the descendants of those families where they died That in the high seas trying to stop the slavery that those families should receive something too. I think at the same time Yeah, but what's crazy about that? What did he respond? What did he say? Nothing he I don't know if he was out of time but he just he fold he fold But what's interesting is that this is this is fucking i've never heard this take I've heard the We're not paying reparations. Right. Okay. This is the first time i've ever heard a african people should pay reparations and two white people Did you see what she said then she was african the african kings should pay reparations to the families of the white naval soldiers That went there to stop the slave trade That is a hot take Yeah, but it's crazy though because every african nation she's talking about was colonized by europe And and the slave trade is one thing but what about the removal of the wealth from those african countries? 100 that there needs to be atonement for that so it doesn't even make no sense I just think it's crazy. We don't even know the name of one kingdom in africa that was involved in the slave trade It's not common knowledge. None of us could say right. We know every white country that was involved, but you don't know the we can't name one That was rounding up their own people and selling them because all the europeans took credit when you look at the Portuguese were the first people to start feasting off I'm telling you you think it was Because they were already there. I did a deep dive into slavery the other day because Wow Okay, this is I don't want to give away a great movie idea, but like the biggest slave slave rebellion of all time Uh, including african slaves took place in iraq In the 15th century really which I had no idea. I'm on chris break it down now. Ottoman empire. It's why it's the brand idiot was so if Southern iraq basura I think is the name of the city and it's all kind of reed and marshy areas and they were cultivating those areas to try To grow some sort of crop, but I remember which one and they brought in Hundreds of thousands ultimately of african slaves, but not from west africa, which is the portuguese and the british slave trade But from east africa again, yeah Sudan areas like that and these people lived in these You know essentially plantations for generations until they kept Building up and building up and then you know, they were second-class citizens. They were treated horribly They were killed all sorts of crazy stuff and then um, eventually somebody organized them There was a massive war. I mean much bigger than anything that turner did i mean we're talking The slaves had tens of thousands of soldiers on their side. They managed to take over a large part of iraq They eventually lost and it you know, they the leader was killed and all that But it was like one of the biggest uprisings i've ever read think about that the point is everybody colonized africa Everybody raved afra or maybe or maybe it's up. They sucked the resources out. I learned that I know You know where there was another major slave trade around the 17th century Primera, right? Like kind of like in between europe and asia like kind of not too far from you know, russia took it off Why do they call them slaves they were they were going into russia and present-day ukraine the turks who control that area Bring them back tens of thousands of russians and ukrainians present-day ukrainian. I never had read about that I wonder if I wonder if I just want to say one thing real quick to the idea like The idea that like the world is plundering africa Human history is humans plundering humans. Oh colonization, but africa got it the worst I don't know. I got it the worst maybe You think so, I mean that's what africa have more natural resources than everybody Listen, I don't know. I guess what i'm trying to say is that like it's not like they're These people are conspiring going all right. It's time to get africa. It's who's ready to get got So it's like to a certain extent, but africa did have the most natural resource There's okay. There's no question that people want to take natural resources I guess what i'm trying to say like people were not discriminating On colonizing motherfuckers like white people were colonizing white people like right now russia is invading ukraine Like they're not looking at them and going the real guys look just like us. They have the same language same culture everything They're like fuck them. They got money. That's mine. By the way, that it's really colonization What putin is trying to do is Yeah, 100 percent textbook definition what we did in the middle east, right? It's like what what we've done to one another like what china wants to do to taiwan Literally what china wants to do to taiwan. It's like human beings Are fucked up and if you think that That wasn't happening within africa africa is the size of I think all the other continents put together something like that Like average massive if you think that that wasn't happening Internally the woman king shows you that exactly and africa colonized parts of europe I mean they colonize spain Hannibal al al andalus is the moorish Kingdom of spain that reign for oh, yeah the andals. Yeah, it's like they you know, it's it goes both ways But I guess what i'm saying is like this is a human thing This is what humans do one another and it doesn't make it right. It doesn't make it okay But it is our history And I think it'd be beneficial for us to study this and see what we are capable of so that we can not repeat it Yes, but also the reason that they really my personal take is the reason they don't want to study it Is because they know it has to be atonement and atonement would come through some type of Finances so it doesn't benefit this the system that we're currently in to actually have to atone for Right, you want to you want to cover it up? You want to ignore it, right? Absolutely, of course. I think it's up to the people To not let that happen. I mean look jews are still talking about being slaves in Egypt as they show White people love to hold on to our slavery if white people were slaves for 36 hours We are gonna write a book out of that shit. I mean scottish people love to talk about five minutes Oh, yeah, yeah, we were slaves for generations. Would you give it up though? I mean number one that is your history. So you should be able to tell your story But also there's always atonement There's always atonement. Let me ask you a question. Would you give Reparations to afghanistan like as an american would you pay tax dollars to give them money for like what we put them through? I don't have nothing to do with it. We do we do you've benefited. I don't have anything No, but you do you benefit it from it directly just like you could say the white people have benefited directly from white supremacy Even though that I haven't enslaved anybody personally. So what I'm saying is your blood your tax paying dollars go to that Military industrial complex that pays for that oppression of those brown people over there So your blood is on that shit too. Are you willing to put your tax dollars up to pay them back? So if we do that now our tax dollars go to stuff all the time that we don't know what they're going to No, what I'm saying is supposed to go to people that need it. Are you ready to go? Yo, we fucked up in afghanistan. We need to pay those people some money Um, I think the better I'm not I ain't giving them shit the better question is Would you as a white person be willing to give up some of your tax paying dollars to atone for the original sin of america If you know in the future, this is what's going to actually probably make america better Well, those are two different questions Would I pay money? If somebody was like seriously we can fix Uh inequality and we can like make equity possible in this country And all it's going to take is people who have a little bit more to pay back I would do that shit in a fucking heartbeat 10 times out of 10 But I think the reparations conversation It when as soon as people hear that word they're like in a heartbeat What? No, no, no, I'm saying I would do it But that that is somebody going a hundred percent. This is going to work I don't think that people have the confidence that Whatever system they even have in place is can actually fix the inequality that exists in america But if there was an actual fix it's like, yo, jeff bezos stop making a fucking spaceship and put the money right there Like that'd be fire if it was a dollar amount that could change it all Are you kid and billionaires here didn't do it and the average wealthy person didn't chip in but that's what's a lot about america, right? Like They should have corrected all of this way back. Well, that was when it was cheaper. Exactly. That was the you know, I mean Like same with tommy. They offered the indigenous people is they should have off they should afford to get in the music I went to Funny that they recognized even back then, right? Yeah, like something needs to be done Yes, it's interesting and no one of the people that know history better than we do Yeah, like they know exactly what happened that they even admit that like yeah, we do got to give them something Yeah, like the same way they did native americans To a certain extent Do you think back then the idea was We got to give them something because it makes it right or if we don't do it There's going to be problems and this is the way I think combination of both I think that's why like in like england paid for their slave owners Right like anybody who lost slaves when they made slavery illegal They got a check from the bank in the bank of americans did too. No, no, yeah slave owners after uh Was it the emancipation proclamation slave owners got reparations google it Slave owners got reparations google it slave owners got reparations I think I forgot how much it was but slave slave owners got slave owners that lost They're in uh slaves during after the emancipation proclamation. They got reparations Look it up chris looking right now. Did slave owners get reparations in america? I thought about that though like how different would things be in america today if Freed slaves got 40 acres in a mule. Um, it would be a lot more black wall streets Right, you know what I mean? It would be a lot more Self-sufficient there'd be less like economic inequality For sure. Yeah without a doubt without a government paid owners an average of about 300 dollars equivalent to $8,000 and 2000 per slave The american government paid that yeah to whom to slave owners No, but it's the district of columbia compensated emancipation act But this is only a district of columbia. Yeah, it's just that's what I mean I mean, that was the majority was that I was like this southeast region. No, district of columbia is just washington dc Just dc I what what I I thought I thought I was bigger than it might have been what I do know is that england did it now I don't think england had many slaves in england. I think that most of their slaves were in the caribbean, right? So but still the fact that they gave the slave owners a payment for their slaves probably stopped a revolution From happening in england, right? Whereas your your lights on your phone, uh, whereas In america, I wonder if that would have happened if that would have held not have a revolution and then ease That economic insecurity. Give me your phone chris. I got it Maybe I have it. Um It's that's what I'm still on give me your goddamn phone right now. Jesus christ christ Yeah, I mean after 45 you got a you got an exception on these sort of things Now, I think that's just the name of the bill chris. Okay, might be yeah the district of columbia compensated emancipation act That's the name of the bill The federal government compensated the owners of enslaved people for their loss of property The people who were freed were not compensated nor any assistance for the transition today You're not doing this because it's the just thing to do you're doing this to avoid war Yeah, like and sometimes and sometimes you have to make incredibly difficult decisions to avoid loss of life Yeah, or or if you really and I don't know if you believe in energy and you believe in Karma you should want to atone for that You know what I mean? If you think it was wrong and you can look back and say man, you know Yeah, we treated people like property. It was inhumane. Especially that's why it's so interesting to hear all of these democrats talk about Immigrants being treated inhumane. I don't want to hear no white politician talking about people being used as capital, bro Right, like come on in a country that celebrates the founding fathers like knock it off Right. So it's like if you can see that atone for it and let's see if we can, you know, make things right and Have a better future. I'm willing to help out and I had nothing to do with it Meaning like my family wasn't even here for it not get you so it's like Like we came after yeah, that shit was over. Yeah Now that doesn't mean that black people weren't going through things But the original sin of slavery Had ended by the time my family came here. Well, to your point about benefiting right without a doubt You know what I mean? So it's like the same thing. Would you say afghanistan? Would you say afghanistan? Yes, if so if we're benefiting off work that they did or whatever it was It'd be the same logic People came to America we were here when we invaded and we put Politicians in place that decided to invade and we didn't do anything to stop it I guess what I'm saying is like there's probably somebody more responsible Than me who's benefited more than me. They're probably legacy families New Orleans who has I think the legacy like that's when I was doing my little research. That's one thing I noticed that set apart the african Excuse me american slave trade from every other one I was reading about is the fact that like Even with the russians being taken to the ottoman empire iraq like After a generation you had an ability to buy your way out or hustle your way out of that slavery And it obviously didn't happen for every slave and yeah, it had to be an exceptional case And think about how fucked up that is think about somebody like a generation after generation like that's where we Fuck, I mean, it's all fucked up. But like that was what was but not even generationally There were people that could afford to pay for themselves to get out of slavery But your kids your kids your wife. It's horrible. Yeah, that's what happened with denmark vessie and y'all just I can learn it Like yeah, that's that's what was so it's horrible I I I don't like that argument because it seems like you're calling all other slavery like slavery light You're like, oh, they ain't really they weren't really slaves. Like I've heard people do this What is that though? No, no, like american slavery was so great. I mean, oh you were slaving europe Oh, that was nothing like, you know, my dad got taken from you when you were a kid Oh, that's nothing compared to a matter. Why do you feel that way and I'm about to bring it back around Because it's entertainment because the movies and the tv shows If they that's what they show us they show us slavery in america and how brutal it was I haven't seen the stories other places. Yeah, I've seen stories about the holocaust That's how I can say how brutal the holocaust was, you know what I mean? I haven't seen the stories about indigenous people in native americans like they don't show us that So going back with the woman king, I appreciate The positive propaganda if it's if it's not even if it's not based on a true story, I appreciate seeing a group of people Talk about the complicated nature of slavery Actually have a conscience and say this is not something we want to do anymore Going to free Other slaves and burning down the slave port Why did I love jango because jango wasn't a victim? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Why do I love the woman king because don'ts women were not victims like there is some white people that get killed in that movie Really? Oh my god I was like the last 20 minutes third best fight scene I ever seen in a movie ever really infinity war in game Woman king dammit. Wow Okay, that final fight scene was amazing. I mean they show some brutal shit and I'm like wow That was great That's fire and guess what every now and then that's what you need you need to leave a movie feeling empowered Because you see your people in a Victorious position that usually doesn't happen in those kind of movies. So So it's nice. I enjoyed it thoroughly So y'all believe in reparations? That's all the one that's the final question Of course, of course, okay All right, uh, let's do some asking idiots Taylor TJ bottle pockets wants to know how would y'all lives be different if you swapped heights Swapped heights I wouldn't want to be that tough I feel the same about your height. Yeah, I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to be that tall You know I'm saying because I wouldn't be 41 30 643 if I was I'll tell you 62 Yeah, I want to be 62 41 36 43 You know I'm saying 41 36 43 on this 5 7 frame sits right Yeah, that's why that little munch over there be jealous is shit jealous, you know what I mean That's why that little muck over there be jealous is shit when I walk in the room I would have erica banks would have definitely went in the club with me. Oh 100 Was me too. No, she wouldn't no she wouldn't no she wouldn't the way that you're built She would have absolutely been in there me. Yeah, not till no not Taylor And having seizures all over the fuck No, we don't have time for that shit She's shaking again. Get her home. No reason put her in the Uber. Yeah. She's feeling so they're gonna think she's killing it Now stop. Yo, she hollering shaking on the floor son. Like she All right, so uh, I am what is missing though what they think it's the best green idiot moment so far Wow, nothing that we can talk about until we 70 that's None that we can talk about till we 70 something years old He also wants to know what do they think about the little mermaid trailer and how did charlemagne's daughters react? Oh, yeah, I forgot to show him. I told my I literally told my I think she saw it by now, but when I When it came I I'm like, oh and I because I was telling her as I was walking outside I was working out actually and I was walking outside to go work out and I meant to tell her when I come back But I didn't know I'm a shower when I when I get back in I don't I'm happy to me when I see that it's like, yo, it's the little mermaid like it's not a I'm happy that holly got the role, but I don't look at that. It's like a black thing It's just like, yo, it's a dope actress playing The little mermaid like, you know, I be trying to explain to my daughter my oldest daughter about how I'm growing up, you know We did we everything was white every cartoon Every person you saw in a book like every every depiction of anything you saw was white pictures of authority everything So it's like it's cool that you know, that's that's changed, but you know I like the woman king I appreciate the woman king way more than the little mermaid trailer. That's just me personally Okay, well to piggyback off of what y'all saw my earlier Uh geronim underscore Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Once you know, what historical event would y'all go back in the past to film it in 8k? What 8k now? That's a good fucking question drone. Oh Oh What's your story that's fucking jfk assassination, bro. No, it's like real Okay, 8k. I know what I want to see I want to see the crucifixion of christ in 8k word is born That shit would change the world that footage would change the world blonde-haired blue-eyed white That's what I'm saying He would not be as hell You know what, but you know what's so funny that that's why it would change the world Because only two things are gonna happen Well, if jesus is indeed black, which the bible describes him as yeah, if you're a racist and you're watching that video you well You know what I mean? It's just another lynching of a black person or it might be like damn The person I've been worshiping all these years is a black man. Yeah, and what does the bible say is black? He says bronze the same difference. No, he's middle eastern. He looks like I think you look like yes or our fatter Whoa, it don't matter. It's not Alex said Alex said he's Arab. It would not matter to a racist. He's brown Do you know what I'm saying? Like a lamb is what they say. Yeah. Well, he's white. He's blue eyes. He's white as hell That would super white that would literally change the world How many people you think would leave christianity if they found out Jesus was Arab. Yeah, but how many people would join that should would be like magic city on a friday but The people who would join are is it people that could actually shift things I think yeah I mean because if you've been worshiping a Blue-eyed white man all of these years and you find out this person is brown You got to rethink some of these policies you've implemented the whole oppressed, uh Brown people. Oh, yeah, because yeah, they had like justifications for slavery All over the bible now. Jesus is indeed white Nothing changes people Now what if you went back and it was white it was weird, but he was white blue eyes Like blonde hair like just like we imagine him or what what happens then depends who who did it to him Well, we know who did it to him. No, we don't we know who did it. No, we don't yes, we do We don't we're not we don't we don't know apologies. Apologies The chinese did it my friends The chinese did it. That's what I mean. No, they did it. So what if it's a what if it is What if you go back and everything we thought about that situation is not it Changes the world. That's the one you want to see in uh What'd you say? 8k. I thought I'd say 8k. How did they pin him up to the cross? It was throwing stars. Some people that say it's not It wasn't across There's some people that say it wasn't across This is jesus we're talking about Wait, what is what it is. It's just Jesus. Oh, shit, and he built across himself It was mexicans out there bro, there's a story that they told us what was jesus What was jesus for a living? What do you do a carpenter? That is true Hey That is true as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're really absolutely right But if you think we're just a couple idiots, you don't know shit. 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