 Hi, beautiful people! Welcome to my vegan day of eating! Okay, it's good to get a drink. I don't want to start like vandalizing public property unless I know that like the B12 is better for sure. Fucking dip shit. So what I like to do is I dip the cucumber in water and... Oh my fucking god, I can't do this shit. Hold on. Okay guys, so I love, I just love chopping fruit like a slut. There we have it guys and oh my god, me and my boyfriend. I mean, my girlfriend just love using, I mean, I mean eating coconut. Oh you know me guys, just... So I have some coconut milk here. Nut milk is my favorite. I really like any sort of like heavy... I fucking care. Here we have some coconut milk. Really any heavy nut milk. Here I have some nut milk. Really any heavy nut milk will do. Here I have some nut milk. Any really fat, heavy... Any really fat, heavy nut milk will do. Those are my favorite. Oh my god, are you guys excited as I am for this? I haven't had an ice cream in like 18 hours. Okay guys, so I actually set this up myself. I know how to get piped. I mean, I mean, I'm really good at getting piped. No, I mean, I'm good at, I'm good with pipes. I'm like a good plumber. So here we have the water tank. Oh my god guys, look at that. It's so nutritious. Hey guys, I'm just heading to the gym and the reason I'm wearing a hat but I'm half naked is because I want guys, I mean, I mean girls to know that they shouldn't even look at me unless they look like Tarzan. I mean Jane, I mean, unless the girls look like Jane, they shouldn't even be looking at me. Like, I don't need any ugly boys. I mean, I don't need any ugly girls staring me down but if you look like a tree, please spank me. Oh my god guys, look at that. It's just like a normal hot dog. Guys, this is so good. Oh my god. It's like, it's like crunchy, just like a regular hot dog snack guys. It's so amazing. This was actually uploaded three weeks ago. It was taken down because I put some ketchup in a toilet and made a detox joke. Seeing as I wanted to show you guys the bloopers from some of the past videos and that some of you might not have seen this because it was taken down, I decided to combine both my Carnivore Goes Vegan 4 video with the blooper reel to re-upload it. And I also wanted to explain that modern culinary technique has allowed us to make these plant foods taste good. You know, if you took any of these plant foods out of nature and tried to make them taste good without a laboratory, essentially it wouldn't happen. I mean, that fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that was slamming. You know, it was actually good. I mean, if you have something like that once in a while, is it going to kill you? No. That's not exactly an embodiment of what vegans eat. But once you actually see how these vegan foods taste and how they're either sugar bombs or a combination of hyper-palatable modern culinary technique, it becomes clear that they're enjoying the food to some degree. It's just malnourishing them. So thank you guys for joining me today. Recently I have launched Frankie's Free Range Meat, my goal being to provide you guys with high quality nutrient-dense animal foods at an affordable price. So if you guys are looking for grass and meat, salmon roe, nutrient-dense animal foods to make you the optimal version of yourself, you can go to frankiesfreerangemeat.com. We have a bunch of discount codes. Be sure to place your order before the first week of June, guys. Otherwise, we might not be able to get it out in the first shipment. We have products available internationally as well, not just for you guys in the United States. Again, thank you guys for joining me and enjoy your Memorial Day.