 La la la la la la la la la. Three four, one two, three four, one two. Three four, one two, one two, one two, one two, one one one one. The East Montpelier and Woodbury Fire Departments are standing by and making this entire production possible. Now for our last number, we're going to play our smash hit and it's called smash hit. You're a smash hit girl, you're going straight to number one, you're like bubblegum music, you're so much fun, you're a smash hit girl, I can't get you off my mind, like bubblegum music, will you be the lasting kind? On Tuesday night I'll be at the Continental, Wednesday at the Red Apple, then Friday night right around the corner at the Pontiac. And all of this can be found on the activities boards, so you can find all this information of all the various events and activities that we've got going on here. And folks, thanks again for coming in. This place is perfect. Whatever you say, boss. This is my uncle Herschel and his 60th wedding anniversary. If I had wanted a virgin something, I wouldn't be hanging around this jar. It was about a year ago this time and the year before that too. Hey, yeah, I've been coming here for a few summers. You know, Sam, you look pretty sharp in this jacket. You look like a guy who could buy a girl a drink. I haven't bought a drink here for myself in eight years. Sure, Angel, but that's all I'm good for tonight. I got a woman, and if I'm not back in our room by midnight, there'll be no sugar in my coffee for a long time. That's all right, Sam. You know, Ronnie Grimes is coming, and he is single, and I hear he's got a lot of dope. So now you're going after traveling musicians? You know, they don't make the big bucks. They're dead desert. No bad boys. What are you doing tonight, Herschel? Well, I'm off that bonfire, and then I'm going to try to win that limbo contest. So I'm going to get me a trophy, and then we're roasted marshmallows. It's a pie. It's more than I do, but a little bit longer, and then we've got to wash dishes at the end of the night. I have to wash dishes one more night, and then we can flip my leg. How have you been tonight? Not too bad, but it's never enough. You know, every year it just keeps getting hotter and hotter to pay the bills. It's different this time, you know? Last year, the hideaway closed. I heard that the end of the season was sky-poppy, and it closed in many years. Who knows? I promised that it was desperate that we keep this place alive, and hand it down to Katie. I can't let him down. You know, we always find a way to make ends meet. What makes you think they're going to sell you the place? Haven't they had it for 30 years? Has it been in nine toes? Tony, that bog, a shark-baked guy? No, for all. Lead pipe, Louie, I'd like that. We should be able to buy it for a song. Hey, hey, isn't that song about the birds? You know the one about the... hold on, hold on. Orange, boss, what's your favorite flavor? I like raspberry. And that yellow one, I think it's lemon. Oh, I love Joey. Tony Bennett was here? Pop even once booked Old Blue Eyes. That's what we need right now. A big show, something like that. You know, one big name. We could fill this place with big tickets, and we'd be set for the season. Yes, the promoter from Chicago. He owed your dad big time, and your dad never called in that favor. Gus? I haven't thought of Gus in years. I know he's still handling some pretty big names. They did owe Pop a big favor. I mean, Pop really helped them out. You might be able to call it in. This just might work. Baby, you're a genius. I'll call him tonight, huh? Hello, Mrs. Roberts, so I could call you future mother-in-law, Roberts. Today, we're going to have lunch at Father's Club, and then a moonlit cruise on the new criss-craft. And the caterer mother uses is preparing dinner as we speak. Oh, by the way, Katie, what do you prefer? Caviar or Cornish game hen? Why can't we just the two of us cook some hot dogs on the beach? Oh, Katie, you are such a card. When we're married and you have all the finest ladies over for tea, are you going to serve them hot dogs, too? Who says we're getting married? Well, I do. And I always get what I want, silly. Anyway, I've got to go, but don't be late. We're going to meet grandmother at Father's Club at noon. So you two are talking marriage? Well, he is. Wouldn't that be great, huh? I mean, folks are rich, you know, and with his family's money, you can keep this place going forever. And long before we're gone, after we're gone, huh? Who would kill me if anything happened to this place? And Clifton says he loves me. Hey, isn't the new dishwasher starting today? Yeah, and he should be here any minute. And if he doesn't show up, Katie, you're going to have to watch this just a minute, OK? OK, daddy. All right. Oh, good morning, Yvette. It's a beautiful day. Oui, c'est bon. A perfect day for staying inside all day and waiting on tables. Oh, Charlotte, hi. What's with the roses? Good morning, Miss Anna. So today is me and Joe's wedding anniversary. Of course, I forgot, but he remembered, and he placed these once beautiful long-stem, thorny, red roses on the front seat of my car, where it's dark in the garage. And he kind of sat on them a little bit. And I just got to tell you, it's not a good day when you started out by picking thorns out of your ass. You know what, I'm going to chop. No. No. Chalk's my guy who owns that Chevy dealership in Pittsburgh. No, I'm talking about the rich one, Dave. You know the one with the old family money? The one I was really hoping would make me an honest woman. Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Did you love him the most? Love. Don't you care he has old family money? Money can't buy and love. Yeah, well, it can buy and get diamonds, and that's pretty darn close. It's Sam. So Mrs. Hansen, she's pretty tipsy again, so she falls down. And that leaves just me and this Sam thing. So I'm thinking, I can do this. I'm going to do this. And Sam goes, and he's pretty good, but then he falls down. So I'm thinking, I'm finally going to win a Pocono Mountain Resort trophy. So I'm under there. I'm under the stick, you know? And I'm going to win this limbo contest. I'm under there, and I'm really doing it. I'm doing it. And then her marshmallow catches on fire. And so she blinks it. But then the limbo stick catches on fire. So I'm under there. I'm thinking, I'm still going to do this. I'm doing this. You kept going? Yeah. And I can feel the fire. I can feel it. I'm going to win this thing. And then I remember only one little awkward, had explosion, and you disqualified me. I got a joke to tell ya. Alright kiddo, I'll make it quick. Okay, how come your both cracks goes vertical instead of horizontal? I don't know why. So when you slide down the hill, it doesn't go, blblblblblblb. Listen, give me a favor. Just sit here and reach for this for a minute. I'll hold you very long! Please, be good because I really need this job, okay. Okay, let's put it up. Hey, it buried your pie. I don't know who you are, but you've got a kid to hide, all right? Oh, all right. Room over here, okay? The kitchen's over here. This is the sink here, and the scrubber. There's so many things over here. What? She's French. There you go. There's going to be plenty of dishes up the bar, and a big show coming up tonight. But I can't... Who's this kid? Yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you. I had to bring him with me, but I can take him back to my sister's house, drop him off, be back at five, and you can work all night if you need me to. All right, five o'clock's good, but listen, I'm going to meet you here every night this week. We've got big shows, hopefully we're going to have lots of dishes. Yeah, great. It can work as much as you need me. I just might have to bring him with me sometimes. Oh, that's fine, and we'll have to have a little one. Really? All right, great. I'll drop him off. Be back at five. Oh, that's a good dishwasher. Can I talk to you about something? Sure, what's my old peppermint gut on the mind today, huh? How did you know that mom was the one? Why? Remember the first day I saw your mom? It was a hot day, summertime when we were painting the tennis courts, you know? And all I could think of, I'm painting the tennis courts, sweating in the sun, and thinking, I'm going to get a root beer float at first break. So I went downtown, I went to AW, and my mom had just moved into town, and she was working behind the counter. Walked through the front door, and I saw her behind the counter. I forgot what I was there for. I knew from that moment that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. And fortunately for me, she felt the same way. Why? Well, you know, Clifton's been talking about marriage, and I guess he's a good guy, and I know we'd have a beautiful home, and our kids would go to great colleges, but I just don't know. I never had that moment when I just knew. Well, you know, not everybody's relationship starts like me and your mom's. You know, I mean, people get married, they grow to love one another over time. And Clifton, that kid's got a lot going for him. I mean, his family is rich. I mean, financially. Well, he's crazy about you, and you'd be secure. I guess. Oh, I'm late. Grandmother doesn't like it when you're late. She seems like a nice kid. Her? She's the greatest. What can I do for you? It's a nice place you got here. It is. We like it. How many square feet is the whole place? It's about 15,000. Now, how old is the roof? The roof? You got a loading dock? Maybe. What's it to you? You don't happen to have an underground secret climate controlled storage area to me. What's this all about? Who are you? My name is Bernadette Delmonico and this is my friend, Antonio Valentini. Or as I affectionately call him, Shrenty. How are you doing? Attention that the Pocono Mountain Resort has hit the skids. Taking a nose dive is going belly up. And I think this place would be just perfect for my let's call it business adventure. And I'm prepared to make you an offer that you can't refuse. This place is worth twice that. You want to break a couple of kneecaps? Bust some fingers? Let shoes cement overcoat? Perhaps an unexplained accident. I know. I could burn this place to the ground. You knucklehead. We need the building. Get the hell out of here and go bother someone else. I'll call the cops. Just take my card. I have a feeling you'll be calling me soon enough. Come on, Shrenty. Oh, for God's sakes. Come on. Harry, who was that? Couple of knuckleheads. They made me a lowball offer on this place. What did you say? I told him to go to hell. No. For I am hard at working. And I wish to not attract attention. Good job of that. I am at the lookout for danger. How many would do? How do you say do? Two. Two? Two. It's like you are spitting filthy language. Anyway, I am on the lookout for two dangerous knuckleheads. They are the smugglers of the precious pelage. A firm manufique from Northern Quebec. And I have reason to believe that perhaps they are staying right here in this stable small. Did any of you have been seeing them? I don't think so. But we'll keep our eyes peeled. And to launder the mummy. Therefore, here perhaps myself I am staying here. And I will peel my own eyes after the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I am here for smugglers. Welcome back. I got some time before the show starts. I'd love to. But I have a ton of laundry to do. And Harry wants homemade chicken hot pie for dinner. Hey listen, I'll go get Harry and he'll write you your check. He won't let me touch the checkbook. Jesus, what is this? A 50's? Anna, this is the 60's. Have you even heard of women's celebrations? Does Harry ever cook for you? Does he even know how to do laundry? You listen to me, Anna. A woman's happiness is just as important as a man's. But I am happy. I love doing things for my family. I know, I know. And Harry is a great guy. But times never change in. I'm here for a drink. What can I get you? Oh, I don't care. Well Miss Starlight, I noticed you don't have the backup singers. Where are they? Oh, this gig don't pay enough for me to travel with the twinkles. Well, um, I know four girls that would do it on the cheap. Girls, she said. It's so nice to meet you, I've got all your records. It's nice to meet you too, kid. Well, with all the money that guy's got, that ring better be the size of the rockage of Walter. Have you set a date yet? Whoa, he hasn't even asked me yet. What? I know Daddy would want me to accept, but I'm not even sure that I would. Shouldn't I know that I'm in love? Yes. You should know that you're in love. This is your life you're talking about. Remember that? With all the money that family's got, I'd even marry that little whore. But, you know, it's up to you. It's up to you. Do you have any glasses up here? Oh, no, I'm all set here. Thanks, Bobby. Where do you come from, anyways? I was in Brooklyn until last month. My sister, she lives in Hazelton. She's been having a hard time lately. She's a single mom. I really needed some help. So I came here to give her a hand with my nephew Quinn. Aww, that's good. Yeah, actually, a couple years ago, a blue note. Oh, that's right. There's two kinds of people I never forget. People with talent and people who owe me money. Yeah, that's right. I remember now. You were singing with the four aces. You were good. Thanks for remembering. Are you singing it all now? No, I just got the job here doing dishes. Got to pay the bills and take care of Quinn. Oh, come on. The guy giving talent like you got? No kid, you got a thing. My buddy Jack, Jack and the swing daddies. He's like a new talent. He's holding auditions next Friday, the 20th in the city. I'll look you up. Wow, thanks. I can't. I just started the job here. It's way too early to ask for a day off. Plus, I got Quinn. Oh, you're leaving Quinn. I'll handle my dad. Just leave him to me. You've got to go. Wow, that's the best. It's fate, little man, meant to be. I'll get you his number, but you're big. At least for the audition. Trust me. That's right, little man. I think it's time for you to go back to your dishes. What is the difference between a dishwasher and a musician anyway? I think they're about the same. It reminds me of that joke my father used to say. A meatloaf is like a musician except the meatloaf can feed your family. That's it. Self-righteous little person. I'm going to shut this guy up. Muffin, I wasn't talking about you. I know that you like to sing, but you would never do it as a career. That is enough. I'll see you later at the club. I don't think so. I'm going to stay here tonight and help doing dishes. We can talk tomorrow. Muffin! I said tomorrow, Clifton, and I meant it. I can see very clearly why you're having doubts about that one. Uh-huh. Well, it's time for me to go and live the low life. My show starts in 20 minutes. I sure don't want to miss that lesson with Hans. Let's see if I can find some rich guy to buy me dinner. Daniel Carnegie is probably coming tonight. He is how we say dirty with the money. Any of them do it. You mean he's filthy rich? Very filthy, but he is a very nice man. He's a very nice man. Good evening, Mr. Carnegie. It's so nice to see you. How do you hold up since Mr. Margarit has gone up to the sky? I'm doing okay. I'm glad to be here. I remember how we she used to dance. Remember how she used to dance? Steve? I remember. She wants to make that beat. Yes. I'm glad to be here at the club tonight. Could you get me Tom Collins, please? Certainly, Mr. Carnegie. Anything for you? I don't know. I couldn't help but overhear. Who's this Miss Margarit you've been talking about? She was she was Miss she was the one with I spent 20 to 65 of my wonderful years with her. And she's dead, right? Yes. Oh, I mean that is so sad. You know, I hate to eat alone. Who care to join me? I think not. Nice. Okay, suit yourself. You can almost smell the money from here. I'll distract him. You go for his wallet. You know the drill. Oh, this ought to be good. Okay, Mr. Who? How you doing? That's nice. You're here to see the show? Well, I did it, Kawinke. Me too. I'm trying to be, yes. It's, uh... I hear the farm roof go here. It'll be $2.50, Mr. Carnegie. Wait. I'm very sneaky. You should be working. Tell me. Are your mother's hands as soft and beautiful as yours? Why are you here? She's a show. Oh, it's a show. Do you kind of see it? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Catholic Club here at the Pocono Man Resort and Hotel. We are very pleased to see you. Resort, don't forget tomorrow morning we're going to be doing that and crafts at the Pavilion, which will paint them a shape project. You'll be able to read all about it. Right now, let's welcome Ms. Linda Starlock. Like I said, I could call you, but maybe I'd be able to call I didn't if I really needed it. You know, we're all good, but the club's another map. We really need a real shot in the arm here. We need a big app. Yeah, something that'll just fill the great house band. Tommy Rocket and the Blasters, maybe? Hold on, hold on. Ray Letts will be here Friday the 20th. The tour bus will get here at 8 p.m. You're going to send everything in advance. You're going to send the lead sheets and the costumes and all that. This is amazing. You're a real life saver, Gus. Thanks so much. Thank you so much. Ray Charles and the Ray Letts are coming here Friday, 8 p.m. Ray Charles and the Ray Letts. Ray Charles comes here to do a show. They're going to take a boatload of money. And then they'll be able to pay off the mortgage. All right, then. And we are going to blow up the bridge so Ray Charles can't get here and do that show. But boss, isn't that serious? Couldn't somebody get hurt? We ain't never blown up nothing before. Welcome to the big lead. Your chiseled chin and chest may weak by sure to dazzle. Your best take care be nice and pay attention. Or else make out Salted me by saying I was tawdry So I shall admit Salted me by saying Rhyming is something very funny. Well, you mean I like his rhyming, but you got him and he's a good singer. Oh, you think you could do better, Frenchie? I'm starving, honey. What's for dinner? How about maybe you sometime making me something to eat? You know, Linda Starlight says it's the 60s and you should... Look at these two over there. Look at the sleeves they are over there. Looking at your two kids. Listen, your mother and I are going home, okay? Dad seems like... He did anything for me. He did it all. My school plays, field hockey. He always had time for me and read me a story every night. And my mom, she's every bit as great. But what about your dad? Where is he? My dad was never much of a dad, but he's probably seen a couple of times a year. That's enough. What about your mom? She died when I was a kid. Thanks for watching Clint for me Friday. Talking to your dad so I can go to the audition. No problem. Anything for you. Are you going to remember me when you're a big star? I have to get you, doll. Are you... dating that stiff I saw around here the other day? Hey, no need to get ugly. But, yeah, that's Clifton Vandu Little Haven't you heard? Dazzling, darling, dreamy Do little diamonds I can't believe I just did that. It's all a bit much, but Daddy thinks Clifton is great. He wants to see me secure. Yeah. How about you? How do you feel about him? Make you feel like... Of course I... Hey, take care. It won't be long, alright? Actually, doll, I'm going to look at the master key. And do not question my modus. The dynamite is already at the bridge and set to go off at 7.45. At which point... How long have you been standing? What did you hear? Did you hear our plan about the bridge? But did you hear how we're going to stop the show? Bridge, I'll show you. Shebi, she knows about... I was supposed to meet me at Grand I think she's mad at me. I said some things the other day about musicians and she got quite... She seems different and smitten with that new dishwasher you hired, but I can't... I can't figure out why. Well, I don't know, Clifton. He's a down-to-earth kind of guy and, you know, honey, you can be a little bit snooty, don't you think? No, no. It's just the way we are. We? Well, you know my... Never mind. Just tell Katie I was here when she decides to make an appearance. Hi, Yvette. Hi, Charlotte. Well, Clifton just left. I guess there's trouble in paradise. Oh, do tell. Katie might be losing her desire to be amongst the upper crust. I don't think she's really interested in marrying Clifton. And why should she? Like Linda Starlight says, it's the 60s and I just wanted to be happy. So you think Katie's getting tired of that little fellow? Yes. I think she's getting tired of that little fellow? Yes. I think she might be... Clifton thinks that she has a thing for Bobby, the new dishwasher. Listen, just between us don't tell Harry but I like the dishwasher a lot better than I like Clifton. We all do. So, but you know what I'd like to do to that little Clifton? Oh, oh. Oh, you'll do great, I know. Oh, this is Ray Charles' jacket. It matches my heart. You guys, you've got to get to work. We've got ten songs to learn from the big show tonight. Ray Charles is the biggest name in the business and we cannot let him down. Damn. Now we'll look great. I'm here for the re-lapse. All right, everybody, get back to work. We've got a big show tonight. Anybody seen Katie? She's late. We've got a big show to get ready for. I haven't seen her all day. She's late. Where could she be? Oh, not now, sweetie. We're trying to find Katie. What about her room? Have you checked her room? I'm sure she'll be there. She hasn't shown up for work. She's late. Nobody's seen her so far. We're starting to get a little worried about her, to be honest with you. Yeah, if Katie was my girl, I'd never let her out of my sight. Yes, well, Bobby, she's not your girl. She's mine and I'm going to make her mine forever. Yeah, well, she hasn't said yes yet. What is it? Do nothing? It's not do nothing. It's Duke. Not right now. Can't you see that I'm busy? Her bed wasn't slept in, Harry. She didn't come home last night. Um, we haven't checked the boat house yet. She's probably just at the boat house. I cannot find enough of her as ramped as a field. Jock, it doesn't matter. Katie's missing. Jock, listen, we've got to go save Katie. What sounds really, really dangerous? I think somebody should probably stay here. I know. You're just lifting such a whip. Yvette, tell Harry and Anna we know where Katie is. We're going to save her. But, Bobby, your bus, you will miss your audition. That doesn't matter now. Come on, Jock, let's go. That's where she is and he's going to get her. Oh, my God. That's good. She's okay. All right. So, what about race bus? Right here? Nobody knows. All right. Open the door. I'm sure they'll be here soon. I want to be here when the proverbial do-do hits the proverbial fan. No, boss. I feel really sorry for them. They're losing the place. I kind of like them. To be quiet. I want to see the people's reaction when the bridge blows in, uh, in five minutes. What? What? What? The girl! The girl at the bridge, boss! We've got to go save the girl. Just sit down and stay where you are. Did you really think I was going to let her go and laugh? Besides, if we wait now, we just get blown up, too. That's it. You two-bit want-to-be be rated good-for-nothing-mean-old-had-eye. We'll leave one minute this way. That's what really matters. That sound that you heard, that explosion. That was the bridge blowing up and, uh, Ray's bus is on the other side of that bridge, so he's not going to be able to get out of here. No show. No Ray, no show. From here on in, I'm going to have to tell you that all future events here at the Pocono Man Resort are canceled. Have an idea. Bobby, come on. My daughter here's got a good idea. It seems that we've got a good singer here. Linda Starlight recommends. And since the bridge is blown up, you're all going to have a tough time getting home tonight when you're already here. We've got a show for you. You know, it's not Ray Charles, but it should be good. And if it's good, great. And if not, we'll give you your money back. How's that sound? We're going to set up for it, okay? Just give us a minute. Bobby, we have that correctly. We've got something good. We're on the spot. We've got something. We promise that I died. The bulk of our state would be left to you. But it looks like if you do, you need it now. Mr. Carnick, you like him so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. I like you folks. I like it here, so could I like stay with you? I mean, I think I'd give anybody who helped say, well, Katie, second chance, huh? You know what? Bobby's going to be singing up on stage. So we need another dishwasher. You can take Bobby's place, all right? Okay, all right. Could you call me, Antonio? Sure, whatever you like. I have some ideas about this place, about your county. If you amortized the mortgage over seven years and 50 years ago, and you say it's on your portfolio, these times, what's going on here today? What a day, huh? Now we're sad, you know, amazing. But with all that's going on, what do you make for dinner? Well, I was busy, too. How we make something together. You know, it's the 60s. It's time to dig out the trash. A two-month rail to search out the stolen furs. You'll never see in the river every year, by the moment. You should come with me. I'm sure it's going to be mad at you. I'm forgetting something. I know you came in last. You got hurt a lot, but you never really finished any of the things. But this is for perfect attendance. Oh!