Part of the 'Goodbye Christmas Caroline' project that takes classic Christmas songs and gives them a damn-good Portaling!
Original song: 'Baby It's Cold Outside'
GLaDOS - thesaintkitten
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Wheatley - myself
You really can't stay - Baby it's space outside!
You've got to go away - But, baby it's space outside!?
This testing has been - Been hoping that I'd be in?
So very dumb - I read Machiavelli lady, So, not a moron.
My subjects will start to worry - Oh luv what's your hurry?
And Chell will be missing my mocks - Brain damaged like a fox...
So really you'd better scurry - No, I'm not in a hurry.
I'll get you, just a couple tests more - You can't even pass that door!
Scientists might think - Baby, humans stink.
This idiot we made - No scientists anymore, remember?
If ever takes over - Well I sure did, it was all me.
Can't get any dumber - Look, I'm sure there's more potatoes for you here...
I ought to say no, no, no sir - D'you mind if you don't get closer?
You'd be surprised if you'd see him now - You can't hurt me luv.
You really can't stay - Baby don't hold out!
Ah 'but it's space outside.'
You simply must go - Again, it's space outside.
The answer is no - Oh darling, it's space outside!
This takeover has been - I'm still holding the cards.
Very disturbing - They're all full houses, sweetheart!
Orange will be suspicious - So what if I'm ambitious!?
And Blue will be there at the door - She said to genius core.
That horrible bird's mind is vicious - That potato does look delicious.
I'll get you, just a couple of test more - I've never heard such gibberish before.
You've got to go away - But I'll be stranded out there!
Say, give my mainframe - Don't you even care!?
You've really been a moron - Again, not a moron!
Oh don't you see? - Oh, I see. You two are best friends.
This is only my facility - Is this really how it ends?
At least since I killed the scientists - You do love your neurotoxin.
You really can't stay - But..but...
Ah but it's space ... outside.