 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 It's the 10 Smoothie Commandments It's the 10 Smoothie Commandments Number one The challenge Except imperfection The blend is a machine User error is expected Number two If it's salt Add some water Milk are juicy, yo Frozen fruit is fine But respect to the effin' ratio Put your liquids In the jug first So add your fleshy fruit And then add your greens and seeds Jerk, don't be averse to it Loatin' it right Frozen fruit Last, are you seein' the light? Number four Blend it up Go to 10 Yeah, high speed I'm built to go fast It's how I work It's what I need Analogy for you If you had a Lamborghini You'd let it be a horse It's not a pony You weenie Five Plan your necks As blend before you sleep Snowbar drinks can be Sugary Cosly Number six Recipes Some are good Some are not Same thing every day is hella smart Seven Must go produce it Value weight with haste The greens that must be juiced And spoiling fruits Nothing goes to waste Number eight The color wheel, yo It's not too late Complimentary colors They make brown Brown don't taste great Tomorrow's me Me right now Hey Can we agree we're sleepy Such a long ass day Okay But we need micronutrients So we can work and play Blend it down What if wifey wants Some lovin' in the morning Hold up You think I'll love the beer Pizza Donuts this weekend Really did no harm Fine, I'll set the alarm Number nine Make a big bet Say I'm doin' my best Say look, I'm the Royal Smoothie Highness Then blend One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine Number ten Drink it now Definitely Subscribe if you haven't already Next vid will have it Yo, end the parody Go, it's done Thank you for watching us Hey, that was fun