 A truly fortuitous and unexpected find. Stay with me. This is an audio book on cassette that I found as I was looking for stuff to listen to on my 53th tour last fall. And boy, what a find. These books were written for children. They're about medieval mice defending their castle from evil rats. It's written by Brian Jakes, who does the narration. Matthias cut a comical little figure as he wobbled his way along the cloisters with his large sandals flip-flopping and his tail peeping from beneath the baggy folds of an oversized novice's habit. Speaking of which, the voices in this production are tremendous. You'll never bend red walls to your evil wills. Good will prevail, you'll see, Clooney. We are tied up, but our minds are free. A touching little speech wall, but you rung me. I don't want to capture the spirit of red wall. I mean to kill it. The villain is a horrifying rat named Clooney and the actor providing the voice for him is terrifying. Take a listen. Get me meat! And a young red meat. Next time you bring me rubbish like this, I'll spit a pair of you and have you roasted in your own juice. There's a lot of charming stuff going on in this production and a lot of terrifying stuff, too. Now, see, these books are obviously written for children, but I think a proper children's story, a proper children's adventure story that's going to have lasting power and that's going to stick with children as into their adulthood has to have horrible stuff happen. It has to have truly horrible villains and this book has it. There's three cassettes here, each with their own little packaging. It looks like four, but it isn't. They actually went to the trouble of putting a piece of styrofoam in a box to make it look like a fourth cassette. That's a dirty trick, guys. But anyway, red wall by Brian Jakes and it is pronounced Brian Jakes. He pronounces it that way himself. For me, really good stuff. I recommend it. Please remember to press that like button. It helps my videos get seen. And then subscribe so you can come back next time. I do science fiction book, TV and movie reviews all the time. And please consider becoming a patron. There's a link in the description below.