 Welcome, baby! Whoa! Texas is going to win because we're a bad-ass football team. TCU banged this. No, I'm good. It's vodka. I'm good. I know I'm good. Do you need to go for a drive? Hopefully you don't. TCU are a bunch of f**king TCUs. Oh, I'm sorry. Am I live? Go, Texas, baby, all day. Quinn Ewers, Magic Mullet, Bijan Musherson. Yes, sir. He's worthy all day. Ford, he doesn't even want to see the other team. He's going to give him a laugh. What's up, Twitch? Welcome back to another episode of Tailgate. Guys, we are here for S-Fans tailgate tours. We are back here at the University of Texas. It is against TCU. TCU is number four in the country right now. Texas is number 18. And college game day was here earlier this morning. So we got a couple of hours before the game starts. A little bit more than a couple hours before the game starts. This is Bonnie's second ever football game. She came with us to Minnesota. So it's actually, yeah, Bonnie's second time on Tailgate. Yeah, that was really fun. And so thanks for having me back. Now we're trying to learn where we have two real mics. So every single episode, you're going to get something different. Let's go and just walk through here. Cool. Yeah, so this is actually technically our third time at Texas, but our second time this season. Look at this guy's chain. Look at this guy's chain right here. Yeah, look at that. That's giant. Bonnie, you've been to one football game so far. What have you learned since then about football? People get hammered. Well, people at the tailgates do. The college girls, they get, um... They get what? They're right. The college people. Dude, we got microphones. Let's talk to each other. Hey, what's up? Okay, you guys. Hook them. Hook them, baby. Tell them who's gonna win today. UT, baby. Hook them. Hook them. Okay, I'll just... After you're done. Okay, thank you. Let's see what we can do now, because we're probably done. Let's be honest. Hook them on three. One, two, three. Hook them on three. That was good. That was good. All right, thank you. Nice to meet you, everybody. Yeah, of course, man. Of course. See you guys. Hey, tell them who's gonna win today. Today? You tell them what we're wearing? Today? Tell them... Give us an analysis. University of Texas Longhorn. Well, here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna come out strong. We're gonna be up 14 and a half. It's gonna be a seven-point game going into the fourth quarter. They're gonna tie it up with two minutes left. Longhorn's walk-off field. We'll see you later. Everybody's saying TCU's got their backs against the wall. They gotta win out. I got my back against the wall. So, you guys really think... You guys really think that Texas is gonna be able to play spoiler when everything is online for them to make it to the playoffs? Did you hear what I just said? Okay. Walk-off field ball. Okay, walk-off field ball. Hey, there's not a wider receiver in the country that releases better than worthy. Not one. And we have the best running back in the country. Okay, there you go. And if Quinn Ewers is throwing darts, you can't hold us. Okay. Come see me after the game. Oh, we'll come fight it. I'll be sunriding you in that walk-off. All right, sounds good. I'll be the guy with my shirt on. Sounds good, sounds good. That guy didn't hear any bit of your last advice. That guy's very confident. Guys, we all know how tailgates go. We all know how college football goes. It's all about the pageantry. You know, the pageantry, the camaraderie, the fanfare, and really the tradition. And Texas is one of the best in the country. They got a lot of games. They got a lot of family stuff out there. I think what we should do is actually we should walk out there. They got, like, games and stuff, too. Okay. Like, like, carnival style. Wow, we call this. Yeah. So cool. People. Like, with Texas, hook them, baby, hook them. Yeah, a lot of people. The country for this game, baby. What? Halfway around San Francisco. Oh, wow. That is fun. Oh, damn, okay. So, we'll see you. Do another one again. Make it out to Ole Miss this weekend, but unfortunately it couldn't happen. This is as big as not a bigger game, to be honest, because TCU has to win out and then actually make the playoffs. Whereas, I don't know what's going to happen in Ole Miss, Alabama situation. Let's go this way. Yeah, let's go this way. Yeah, it's a pretty sick setup they have here, actually. I think it's just super cool that this whole thing set up where people just come and they, yeah, we're interviewing. Yeah, absolutely. We're interviewing about the game, about everything. How long have you been a Texas fan? Are you a Texas fan? I'm not at all. Really? I'm here for fun. Really? How long have you been a fan of fun? Oh, since day one, baby. That's amazing. A long OG fun fan. That's awesome. How long have you been a Texas fan? I've been a Texas fan. I've been a Texas fan since I was born. There you go. My dad was a UT grad. That's awesome. Is that Lou Vuitton? Oh, look at that. What? You are drifting. The score is going to be... I'm going to go Texas 43 TCU 38. That's very specific. Is that based on the experience before? That doesn't mean TCU covers. Good. That means TCU covers. All right. All right. He has something to say about it. You think TCU is going to win today? TCU is going to run the damn ball. And they're going to do very well. Who do you think has a better running game, Texas or TCU? Oh, TCU. TCU. That's a good thing. UT, you never know what they have up their sleeve. But I'll tell each and every person here one at a time that we're going to run the damn ball. Each and every person. That's what I like to hear. All right. There you go. Run the damn ball, son. Run the damn ball. Hey, yeah, let's get an interview. So, really? How big of an interview guy are you? Big interview guy. That's good. I like to hear that. So who do you think is going to win today? Texas. And what is that? We deserve this game way more than these guys. That's what I'm saying. It's my buddy. How much do you deserve it, really? We have lost this game every time for 10 years. This year we win it. This is the one time. We deserve it. You're going to play spoiler. You're going to keep them out of the playoffs. Yep. There you go. You've got a better passing in. Texas or T-Zero? Today, Texas. Today, Texas. Okay, okay. Oh, my God. If you had four bears. Okay. Attack a pack of lions. Okay. Who would win? Four bears attack a pack of lions. Yeah. How many lions? That's a pack. A whole pack. It's a pack of three the bears. Okay. All right. That's good, actually. I like that. All right. Thanks. I was asking that question and I'm like, how many lions? How many lions? And I'm like, I'm just going to say a pack. Like in my head while I was asking it. All right, guys. Thank you for joining us for tailgate tour today. My name is S-Fan. All right. Cool. OtkNetwork.com. Get in the merch. Can we interview the police officers? Oh, my God. They have giant guns. Darrell K. Royal Stadium. I didn't know we did that in America. What? No, security. Security? We do that in Texas. Really? Darrell K. Royal Stadium. That's a big boy right there. But this whole area down here, they got like carnival games. They got here at the University of Texas. They got carnival games. They got food and stuff all the way at the end. You can go around here. It's kind of cool. It's like a, it's a good like family area. Like where it's a very family friendly environment here. I love how this guy. Hey, how's it going? How are you doing? I'm doing great. I mean you probably don't remember me, but I remember you telling me that you had a YouTube and I went on YouTube and I was like, shit, that's fans. This guy's crazy. And then he started doing other videos with, shoot, what's his name? And some gals at your house. I was trying to figure out what your like channel was all about. Cause I thought you just did like, like game day shit. I think it was the LSU game. We were just coming to the big games. Because we just didn't, I don't know. Where do you live L.A.? No, we live here actually. Oh, where? Yeah. Oh, I just figured you guys were traveling around the country. Yeah, well we traveled, but we, yeah, we do. Hey, who's going to win? Who do you think is going to win? Not who's going to actually win? Who I think is going to win? Yeah. I think TCU is probably going to win. I mean, that's who I bet on as a Texas fan. You bet money? Yeah, not a lot. Wait, how much did you bet? 20. 20 dollars? Yeah, so if TCU win, all right. I can't take you seriously, that's not that much. So I did it this way because if TCU wins, I win money. Okay. But I hope Texas wins. And I'll be okay with LSU. We'll be happy either way. Yeah. To be honest, if we're being frank, seven points is a lot at home. We should not be favored by seven, especially when TCU is ranked number four in the country, makes no sense. Yeah. I would rather have TCU have all the pressure in terms of winning the game. Seven points is a lot. It may be up to seven and a half, but it just doesn't make sense. Yeah, that's okay. I mean, TCU's injured. How much would you bet on this game? How much did you bet? A wise man told me never to bet money on these games because you have no idea what's ever going to happen. That's so not true. That's so not true. That's so not true. Why do you think that? You just got to do research. Okay, okay. Yeah, you just got to do research. You just got to do research. All right. Hey, well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you guys. I appreciate it. Appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he found out about my channel. Tell me. That's so cool. That's actually crazy. Smokey Mallory. Oh, my God. Look at that crowd back there. Oh, my gosh. What? That is packed. I thought it said Smokey Mommy. The Smoky's Midway. No, it's the Smoky Mommy. Dude, I actually don't want to do that now. That is insane. All right, let's go. What game? See, like, this is the thing. They got, like, carnival games. Wait, do you want to do this? Yeah. Let's just do it. Can we just sit down? Yeah. This is for free. What's the secret of winning? Just go on 12 every time. Wait, 12 wins every time? Yeah, pretty much. I just won with you. So, hey, here's what's going to happen. Don't... So you distract her. I will distract her. And I will play yours. No, no, I'll just do yours instead. How dare you? I'll throw you, and then we'll just boost it. I'll throw you. Fuck off. Just throw it up. Throw it up. Yeah, we're going to show these kids who's boss. All right, so throw it. All right. I want to see them go first. They're here every single week. And they probably practice. So they probably know what they're doing. Hey, for me, I'm coming, like, just, like, off the cuff. You know what I'm saying? What is this one? I don't know, but the prizes are actually unmotivating me to play. Really? Yeah, they're doing the opposite effect. I think... Look, Cheerios. You want something? What is happening here? This is horribly morbid. I was just... What's up, Dames? Bro, I watch your stream. I can't believe I just rated T. Oh, yeah. What's your favorite stream I've ever done? Man, I don't even know. Honestly, we just, my friends, my buddies, they watch all your World of Warcraft videos and everything. I know, no, this is crazy. This is like, wow, this is crazy. My friends aren't even going to believe that this happened, honestly. But I met him. All right, man, we'll do it. Enjoy it. Yeah, for sure. Well, I'll see. Oh, there. That kid's going to do it. It should have been me. I should be next. This is like God of War. I just watched. I swear it's doing a perfect job. I just watched. Well, I was rooting for him to get it. Oh, okay. Thank you. Cool. Okay, so let's see who can get more to stick. Me or Bonnie? I'm a yellow team. She's a blue team. I don't think so. I shouldn't be. There's got to be. There's too much of a... I don't want to get hurt. I mean, I don't want to get hurt, but me, I don't want to get hurt. Yeah, there's too many kids. I'd get hurt. Yeah, that makes sense. Can you imagine? Can you imagine me in there with a bunch of kids? I jump. I think you can. I probably cannot. I will make this whole thing shut down. I love that the University of Texas does this. I think UT, putting... They have their tailgating stuff where they have a bunch of people, college kids. Everybody's all over the place. That's great. But then you also have this area, which is like a family-friendly environment where people who are in town can bring their kids. I love this. Alumni come back to bring their kids. I actually think it's so cool. I think it's so good. We're a massive one. Corndog with no name. Oh my God, the line is too long. It's way too long. No, it's too long. We should ask somebody if we pay them $20 bucks. How much are corndogs? $10. So we ask somebody if they buy us a corndog. This sounds illegal. Is there anything wrong with that? Like, hey, can I give you 25 bucks and give you two corndogs? It's ridiculous. Can I give you $30 and you get us two corndogs? Is that cutting technically? Technically no. Or is that just paying for someone to give us corndogs? Dude. That is some weird five-head, little genius shit. I don't know what's going on. It's Bebo. That's the mascot right there. It's Bebo. Yeah, that's the mascot. That's the blonde mascot. Okay, let's interview. We need to start interviewing more people. You, sir. What do you have to tell the world? Don't pay your taxes. Why? Because... Eat the machine. Don't pay your taxes. No, that's illegal. Thank you. Don't do it. Thank you. It's good advice. You, sir. You, sir. Excuse me. Well, my fiance's company, Mr. Partybox, is I'm here sponsoring that. I've been out here since 11 a.m. with the sign telling people. So, what do y'all do? We go... It's a tailgate tour. We go all around the country, go to different tailgates, talk to people. Okay. Is that a custom jacket? Kind of. I like gold. It's actually a new merch. You can get it online. It's otknetwork.com if you want to buy one. Oh, okay. Yeah. And the shoes match, too. Dang. Yeah, yeah. Not from OTK Network. That's nice. I like this. Thank you. Cool. Thanks. You're doing that for his wife. Watch the video. He's actually not married, but it's his own company and he's just telling people he's doing this for his wife so that people think it's more... Like, oh, how sweet. And then they go check it out, but it's actually just him. Dude, you are... That would be five head. That's what I'm gonna do. On a different level of thinking. Guys, I'm doing the show for my wife. You, sir, you look like you have a lot of things going on in your mind. What do you have to say to the world? I'm good. Oh. That's good. That's good. I'm happy for you. What do you say? That's what I'm good. Excuse me. Have you seen any corn dogs around here? Absolutely not. No. How's your day going? It's going pretty smooth. Yeah, that's cool. Do you have anything to say to the world? All right. I'm going to tell my wife and rapper, Willie, that's good advice. That's actually really solid. That's nice. Good advice. Well, well, thanks. I'm a virgin. That's an issue. Thank you. Have a good day. Don't be silly. Rapper Willie. Okay, good. Because if she didn't say that, then I'd say that would've been really weird. I'm just kind of weird. You're looking for a porta potty. Yeah. Just go inside that grocery store. It's not a grocery store. That's a school building. Maybe we can just go inside the building. I think you can go inside I wouldn't be surprised if they lock all the doors though. Oh, look, the door's open. Surely there's a bathroom in here. Yeah. Okay, so we're on a quest for a bathroom. I found something. Sick! Follow the stream because F's Fund does a lot to hang out on the tailgate tours, so we hope that you're having fun. Listen, I talk to you, but if S-Van finds out I've been speaking on the stream, oh my God, I'm so fired. I thought I found an extra step. The urinals have bidets. No, they don't. What are you talking about? They're high up like this. Let me tell you, the urinals in there, they're like this high, and they have like a spout, a water spout that comes out of a bidet, and you just turn this thing and the water just goes down and you can wash your business FPP. You can wash your... Yeah, and there's a mirror right in front of you too. Texas is always horny. Seven. Oh, I want TCU, purple. Who do you think is going to win today? Who do you want to win? Who do you think is going to win? TCU. Why do you think TCU is going to win? Because we're 9-0, we're undefeated. Oh, so history will repeat itself all season. Maybe you guys go undefeated all season, then win the national championship. Yeah, I agree. Okay, we'll see what happens. Vama can never... Who do you think is better in general? Alabama or TCU? TCU. Wow, okay. All right. Well, thank you. Thanks. I'm young. That's your job. I know what to do. All right. Well, I'm trying to find the DJs. Hey, I'll show you a DJ. I have a full-time job and I'm a degenerate. There you go. That's how it goes. That's how it goes, buddy. That's how it goes. Hey, who's going to win? Who's going to win? Oh, Texas is going to win. Why is that? By how much? Because this is my son. That doesn't make any sense. Does it have to make any sense? No, actually, it does. It does. It really does. All that matters is that you believe it. I believe it. There you go. There you go. You believe that he's your son? Yeah. Yeah, he's my son. Hey, don't be like... Hey, you like the Yankees? Yeah, I love them. Oh, Yankees. Good. That's a good boy. All right. Hey, cool. We're from Michigan. We want Michigan to win. We want TCU to lose. How many in the college playoff? Why are you not in the Michigan game? Because I don't know. It's fun. I'm in Texas. I'm having a fun time here. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's right. All right, man, we'll see you later. What's your YouTube? S-Fan. S-Fan. Yeah, you look like an ES, F-A-N-D. What? ES, F-A-N-D. Oh, yeah. What's up with you? What do you think's coming in? Oh, it's Texas, for sure. That's why. Because UT's the best. Without a doubt. God bless... Ford's up. Seven and a half. We cover the spread. Great teams. Good teams win, but great teams cover. That's a fact. Go, Texas, baby, all day. Quinn Euras, Magic Mullet, Vijon Musherson. Yes, sir. She's worthy all day. Ford, he doesn't even want to see the other team. Big 12 JVJ game. We're going to be there. See you, TCU. What's going on there? TCU's so bad that my mom's the one that hit me for it. Oh, okay. Well, that's a good thing. All right, Bob and Orange on. They're going to be Texas fans. I've reached out to a viewer. Who do you think is going to win today? Somebody from Texas. Somebody, just a specific person. Can you tell us who's going to win today? Can we get a quick interview? Well, you know, I think that Texas has a much better defense, and their offense is pretty spectacular. So, definitely going to be the Texas tonight. I've seen a ton of people wearing Texas gear, saying they're not confident. Why do you think that is? Well, because, you know, TCU are a bunch of fucking pussies. I think that's really what it is. Really? Oh, I'm sorry. Am I live? Am I live? No, it's recorded. You're fine. So, I'm going to stick to that statement. Anything like that? Nope. He pretty much said everything he needed to say, didn't he? Yeah, that's what it's going to be. All right, well, great. I appreciate it. Oh, thank you very much. All right, hook them. Hook them hordes. I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm standing by a truck. I'm standing by... Okay, okay, okay. There you are. I see you. Actually, you know what we should try and do? We should try and get in now. It's six o'clock. We should try and go in. Okay, we're going to have some people on the stadium. Can you tell us who's going to win today? The Texas Longhorns are going to win. We're going to win by 12. What's your best Texas football memory? Alabama versus Texas this year. They cheated us out of that one. We could have been number one, but there's neither here nor there. We're still the Longhorns. You're going to get it back today. Yes. What's your biggest regret in life? Not staying in school. Come on, they're purple. Come on. True. Burnt orange all the way. We believe that. There you go. I like that. You pay your taxes? Yes, I do. Hell yeah. I pay my house taxes too and don't keep going up every year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. That's the life, man. Thank you. Texas by 50. Texas by 50. Texas by 30 minimum. Minimum. Minimum. I wouldn't touch this. It's probably going on TV. Hey, Texas is going to win because we're a badass football team. I'm calling football playoffs. That's why. I'm trying to let people go across. Come on, let's go. Look at this. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I know I'm good. Do you need to go for a drive? No, I'm good. Hopefully you don't. TCU suck. What's the worst thing about it? Their colors. Really just purple sucks. Honestly, we don't even know any TCU people. That's how much they suck. We're both out of... Let's try to get to our seats. The notifications hit the bell.