 Yep, my ball dumb ass dumb ass my ball. Yeah, come come get beat down your leg come get beat down your leg Are you kidding me? Are you never again? Never pitching the rest of the year rest of the year I'm never pitching the ball not happening. I'm removing this button for my entire controller. It's gone. It is gone No fun madden this year. No fun. I don't want shooting bro. I feel like this is gonna shoot good enough I want defensive players. I've seen Steph Curry. What's the name Seth Curry? No, I've seen Seth Curry on the Sixers, right? Oh, get a good shooter, right? Get a shooter Super Bowl Get a shooter, right? They took Seth Curry to the lunch. You know who took Seth Curry to lunch? Kevin Hooter and the other white guy from the buck or from the Hawks Bojan Bogdanovich Oh my god, they took Seth Curry and took turns spewing on him Dude, I would rather had the the aunt the Anthony Melons to bias Harris PJ Tucker's give me defense And maybe you can make it three cuz even it's people like Seth Curry. They only shooting 40% Give me the guy that's shooting 30% and can kind of play defense. You feel me? Bro, Seth Curry is just a dude that can shoot I don't want nobody where your only ability on the court is shoot I would rather your only ability be be defense swear to God. I don't know if it's my circle or not Oh, well, this is a good start. Y'all will run counter Bro, how we just get Molly wop like that? What the f***? Dog, I don't know how my dudes just be getting this fried like that I mean, I keep throwing at this damn target this dude over here. He's the best player ever Like that's the number one thing that makes you a bad defender. Oh, this dude's small How are we just getting f***ing just rent dog? Like what? Like dog. I like I should stop putting anybody in coverage ever. There's never coverage no more These dudes just getting ran by man. Just double cross around F*** is going on like how like what button are we pressing right now? I have no idea what is going on right now. Somebody explain it to me It's getting hot. It's getting hot. How we moving out here It's getting hot. How we moving out here boys Man, come on. What he did there? He just manned up everybody. Shaded down and got dotted close to man. Michael vick I don't know dude. Same same people we always get. Who are we doing for it right now? They've been repeating legends. So I don't think anybody knew maybe Like nobody's gonna be better than uh That way so Oh my f***ing god this f***ing up is just like I should just I should just be just killed I should just be like just take me out this game dude. Just seriously just like Oh my god. Good job. Good job. You piece of sh***. Good play man. Give him a round of applause chat I give that up more than anybody in the world but Play seph joiner. Yeah, I can't wait for that card 1ap crusher. I really wasn't paying attention to the time at all I really wasn't. I'm I mean, what the f***? Remember you could like audible and flip at the same time bro. That was actually correct I know you ain't tackle me in balance. Oh lord. Jesus. Aren't you the greatest player of all time, dude? I don't know. I'm covered 3 at right here and that's the game there. Nice. Got the craziest agap right there, didn't he? Oh, I'll touch that. Let's go I didn't I thought he would cover. I can't lie. I thought he would cover the corner out more than he did But y'all see but y'all didn't see how I clicked on and made sure I got in front of him. No That's what those are. He got lucky. I made sure I got in front of him Put my hands out. It's all about being a receiver the problem with a lot of y'all You know what I'm saying on that watch madden you guys never played receiver before You don't know how to use your body to get in front of the db and make the play God gave me that these thumbs gave me that one day y'all I sit here and and remember why you guys watch. Okay Do I lie? Do I lie on my madden game when I suck? I suck when I do stuff. I do stuff right there I have fingers I mean just literally literal. This is it. This is this is a good job, buddy. Good job You'll get the feet out of you in the second half of the game. Good job. Chad. Give him a round of applause, man Come on. Give him a round of applause. Good job. Good job. Now come get beat down your leg the second half of the game That's a great feel while you got good effort. You know, I hope this run works And I'm gonna I'm gonna have perfect timing so it only takes 4.5 seconds And I'll be able to call time out because I'm just a lucky piece of God's shining on my asshole today counter. Come on Yep Come here. Yeah, let's stop running that let's stop running that play. That's how the playbook now. Come on. No huddle come on Yep, my ball dumb ass dumb ass my ball. Yeah, come come get beat down your leg Come get to beat down your leg Are you kidding me? Are you? Now never again. Never pitching the rest of the year. Rest of the year I'm never pitching the ball. Not happening. I'm removing this button for my entire controller. It's gone. It is gone No fun madden this year. No fun. Run this side zone. Come on Just terrible, man. Do they want me to play that? I just want you all to acknowledge that you saw the guy I was throwing the ball to I'm done. I'm done with pitch this year. I'm just done with it Give me the football back. Calvin Johnson just got absolutely left by a mile on the c-route Like absolutely left by like he wasn't even playing. He was like he was in a hard flat. It was like he was in a hard flat Imagine me losing that Oh, this guy did have two and uh inside stuffs Who has two inside stuffs, dude? I look at it. I dog like what? Yo, I'm gonna get these two inside stuffs and I'm gonna be unstoppable. How do they work on base? Did they did a buff inside stuffs? They work on base now? No, two is the only way to run inside stuff boys. It's the only way that way They can't double team one, but when you have two inside stuffs, you don't have medium knockout for that play right there So I'm so glad you got that field goal at the end of the half running the ball man I'm so glad you got that I'm so glad you got that field goal at the end of half man. That was I'm so we're so proud of you Play to play to pimp the pimp. I'm so proud of you. Give me the ball. There it is. Oh Come here. Oh Pick. Yep. Yep. I'm glad you got that field goal before half that pissed me off Don't use that screen. Don't use that screen. Don't that's in the e-book. That's in the e-book right there He got blocked the hell didn't he Told you that's gonna piss me off the way he played like he really played smart at the end of half I'm just mad that it worked, you know So when I get mad, I step up a little bit and I told you I'd beat on his leg in the second half I told you that Play to play a pimp to pimp. That's what I told you guys I wasn't blitzed Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, this is getting beat down his leg. Yep. I kind of like to play in old-fashioned sometimes to play bro It's your second completion of the game Pass commit pass commit pass commit a hundred times Now I'll get two streaks and two, uh, Carson routes out here, bro Just perfect defense, dude We man that guy up with Atwater and somehow Will Rogers gets over the top. We can't do nothing, dude I'm actually running nickel. Thanks for paying attention, dude I run dollar for like 16 maddens in a row Just like mad that that's like a wheel route to the running back gets over the top that fast, dude to G G G G G G G G G G Super Bowl Champions of the world. What do we pull? What do we pull? What do we pull good stuff bad stuff? No, I like these jerseys I like these these bills jerseys dude. Elway looks like skimbo. It's crazy It's crazy how Elway looks like skimbo. Oh, that wasn't my bowl say no more