Lyrics: Metal Gear four, I scored Raiden Sword slashin' like it's Ninja Gaiden I'll play ball in your court, like I'm in Judy's, better ABORT ABORT Dudes be selling trees like Santa Claus I ain't talking pine, just breakin' laws But the rules are meant to be broken Revised faster than a kid spending Chuck E Cheese tokens My default name is John Smith, ma'am And trust me, I am this charming man, Sam
Don't worry, swim downstream like a trout to the tunnel with a light that never goes out I eat naked ladies as if I was Jaws Purring louder than a kitten with little paws Time to go, put the game on pause You're making less sense than an ink blot Rorschach never thought he'd get caught Welcome to Hell, does that name ring a bell? You're just a dog, and I'm Pavlov Drool over me while I stab your love
I'll make your soul become a silhouette Someone I used to know is my best bet Deliver your body to the postal service Never find your mind, so on the coast I'll burn this Girls call me "the spy who shagged me" Only before I dragged their bodies out to sea It better be, the best thing they ever had before I go hulk and get real mad You think my music is angry? Maybe, but only when people don't pay me
Are you scared yet? Are you scared yet? Leash you up, fucking pet Swine swine, you're all mine Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet?
I am the jack of jades Common ass name with roller blades Look it up, the dictionary definition Better than Samurais on stealthy missions I'm more patient than a grandpa fishing I'll wait forever until you're done snitching I'm in a Star Wars universe attracting faces but I'm looking for love in Alderaan places Putting people out of business like Wal-Mart without the kids on medicaid asking for sweet tarts All the tax payers pay me $1.5 bil and my pockets are getting bigger and bigger still It's just the reverse of Aesop Rock with the DOW growing and growing with my stock American stereotype, you took the escalator In Hell, I get out with the elevator Trying to hang out with masturbators They Gregg out like "I get out later!" I never said I'd fight fair I said that I'd fight back That's why I got the boyz in Dynamite Hack Shut your face, your shit's whack All it takes is one and CRACK Open your mind before your mouth Before shit starts going south My mouth is a fucking grenade I teach all the kids on MTV MADE
I'll make people care about my existence Have people asking me for my business But in the meantime, it's time to rhyme about all this crime that I never did commit I just act fake to spit My life is just a bit Not even enough to make a byte let alone a bite to eat I named my bitch Terra Mother nature don't care a lot because life sucks then you die You're on your last breath so sigh Exhale before the Prodigy comes in Been smacking my bitch since '97
Hide your kids and hide your wife If you don't want 25 to life How can he be watching above us With all these people slaughtered by Columbus? People lie through their teeth, even for a brief second like a thief I'm going to keep my belief in that there's nothing at all My death will be forever stalled The squall above will rain down nasty like a bitch being pregnant is a travesty
Your eyes rolled up, like you were tired or something or you're getting tired of something Maybe it's time I got dumped It's hard when you haven't been thunking correctly since the first grade Should've changed classes like Dade. Making the same mistakes gonna end up like Offspring's No Brakes The stakes are higher in this era in that senora esta soltera I'll bite you like venom Spiderman covered in denim Star Fox out of the frying pan and I do whatever a spider can
I see that you're trying to abbreviate the quarrel I'm trying to mediate I'm gonna put you to sleep, you need it In a coma for days, slept on Tempurpedic Sick and tired of being criticized By people who create a web of lies like spiders with two legs both on the ground to beg waiting to get fucked in some orfices to tear them down like horcruxes Become the girl after they drove back to the bar no rock, no head, to throw back at the car but, this is my delay I'll make you Australian, hey Stop, now say, shit gets old day by day, Comic Sans in bold SOLD to the highest bidder like puppies to a kitty dinner Are you a sinner or a saint? Stand on two feet or faint?
Live on your feet or die trying My hat says it all, try dying I'll be on point from here on out like a period for a pig's snout She shot me down, bang bang We're opposites, ying yang I hope you know your beauty fades it'll be another, Jack of Jades