 Hello people of the internet, my name is Johnny. Welcome back to some more choo-choo Charles. Don't worry, I've turned down the volume for this episode. I apologize. I rewatched the segment where Charles got me in the last episode, and oh boy, that mic was peaking. Anyways, we just got done with a few missions, and now I say let's head up this way to these guys. A weapon mission, required mission, and optional mission, and we'll probably make our way out this way to these guys too. Alright, so let's go. We need to go to the right. I'm not entirely sure which way that sign is going, but I guess we're about to find out. Okay, that's going to the left. We don't want that, so let's switch this. Perfect. And let's go off to some brand new missions. We do need one more scrap to get another upgrade, so hopefully we can find that soon. Oh, there's a scrap! Stop! Stop the train! There's a scrap! There's two scraps, and a pathway going down that way, but I don't want to go there just yet. Alright, sweet, so now, upgrade in the damage, and now we press on. Actually, we don't press on too much longer, because this is our next mission. This house right here. Hello? I'll take your scrap. You have a very big gun. You're just a grave. What the heck? Whose grave is this? What secrets do you have? Gun...sir? Mr. Gunsir? John Smith. Can't think of a more basic name. A rocket launcher. Ah, no problem. Oh my god, it's Mexico again. Anything hiding up here? A note. I'm stuck debating if Warren made us bring our families to this hellhole so that we never need to leave, or to keep information about his business practices away from the mainland. Either way, I want that man in a noose. Jesus Christ, alright. Paul asked me to design a new weapon for the monster hunter that Eugene is sending. Pog me! And knowing what I do about explosives, you can bet I made the most powerful rocket launcher I could. Warren, you don't stand a chance. Alright then, off to find some rockets. The rockets are right down this path? Alright then. Past the creepy ominous grave. That's it. Probably up there. Ooh, this looks inviting. There we go. That's not all though. Apparently there's a few more. What's this? How can I get in? This way, right? Surely. It looked like there was a door inside that room. Ooh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, wasn't expecting to use the explosives for that. I thought I was going to use them to blow up Jarls. Oh, shoot. Oh. Again. Was not expecting to do it that way. But hey, we found them. Yay. Return to John Smith. Alright, anything else of note in here? Get it, note. Rocket launcher ammunition testing. Version 1 failed. Version 2 failed. Version 3, 13 second flight. Version 4 success. Well, I guess they're successful at least. Alright, here you go. Bunker breaking. Equipped it in your train. Uh, wait, are you going to kill people with explosives? Is that what I was understanding? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Jesus. Oh, this is perfect. That's exactly what I need. Thank you, John. But first up, what's in here? A locked door. That's still locked. A few scraps outside. Oh, hey. What's up? Greg. I- Thanks. I've heard that. Stop turning your neck. Just look at me directly. Well, I've already got one. Appreciate that. Thank you. I need to write these, uh, this theory down fast before Warren finds out I'm on to his dirty plot. My theory is that Mr. Warren Warlock III is trying to hatch and raise more of these eight-legged critters. A whole army for who knows what purpose. They found a whole nest of those eggs while clearing out debris from the cave-in. We also know that they're as hard as diamonds, completely indestructible. They've spent months using the temple prism to suck the energy out of all the eggs, but before they could destroy the last three, old man Warren stopped them. Warren must have realized how powerful these things are, and rather than protect us from them, wants to use them to take over the world. I'm on to you, Warren, from Greg. Alright then, where we have the location for the next mine, which is all the way up there. Alright, sweet. We do have another person out this way that we can talk to first, however. Ooh, it's a lighthouse. I love lighthouses. Let's go. What are you doing over here at the lighthouse? What is this? Oh, I can't interact with it just yet. Hello, what's up? Ooh, got a note for me. Ocean watch, day 68. Please deliver a copy to Paul. I went outside to do a routine check the lighthouse. As I walked around the corner of the building, I saw the bait, uh, that beast, Charles. He spotted me in charge straight up the hill in my direction. Next by the train is a hideous monster. I can't understand why Warren wants us to stay on the island. Instead of trying to escape the beast, I suppose Warren has simply gone crazy, thinking he can handle the situation on his own. In any case, Charles ran right over me, trampling my leg. I won't be able to attend the upcoming meeting and have asked Greg to bring back a copy of your notes, if possible, from Claire. Hello, Claire. Oh, your leg, dude. I haven't met, but I've heard lots about you coming to help us. Thanks. I have a favor to ask. The breakers on the side of the lighthouse need replacing. I was recently attacked by Charles. So I'm hurt, so I've hurt. The breakers are in the nearby supply shed. If you go get them and repair the lighthouse, I can try signaling passing ships to come help us. Once you finish, I have some spare scraps to give you. I like the sound of both help and scraps. I can't go in there. Okay. So they're pretty close by, not too far away. Let's go. So this thumb, you bet. Awesome. Anything down near this dock, besides a few pieces of scrap? Nope, just looks like scrap. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom, kaboom. Flip, flip, flip. Oh, oh. It's a puzzle. Let's go. I'm so good. All right, Claire. Oh, look at that. All right, Claire, I got your lighthouse all fixed up. Fixing the lighthouse will definitely increase our chance of being spotted. Here are those scraps I promised. Appreciate that, sister. 59. All right then, let's do it. So next up on our mission is, I guess, head out this way, start heading out all the way down here, up this way, to the north mine, as well as the two required NPCs and a new weapon NPC. Oh my God, look at how speedy we are. Holy crap, look at this. Oh, oh, he's here, he's here, he's here. Okay, I got my rockets. Boom! That was an overshot. Jesus. Get him. All right, let's switch weapons. Get some flames on him. Yeah, how do you like that, Charles? Here we go, here we go, guns. Shoot his face, shoot his face. Oh my God, it's a bumpy road. We're going the wrong way. Come on. Oh, we took a wrong turn. No, give me something. Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Yes, okay, wow. That's not good. We're gonna have to back up. Did that work? Am I too close to the tracks? No, here we go, okay. On the road again. We're finally on the right path on the road again. Here we go. The North Mine. Look at that superb parking job. Oh, I hear someone. He's down there. Okay, he's all the way down there. I'm just gonna run in. Shoot, go. Can I shut this? No. He's gonna know I came in here though. Shoot. Some scrap. Ooh, that looks interesting. Might be a second way to escape once I grab the egg. Shoot, shoot, shoot. I saw him. Is it just him? I kind of hope so. Make sure nobody gets near the egg if you see anyone that shouldn't be there. Shoot them immediately. No rest can be taken as soon as that finishes. I kill it and nobody, something, something, something, warren. Oh my God, Mexico. Jesus Christ! No, no, no, no. Oh, I juked him. Honestly, that scared me more than Charles has. He scared the hell out of me. No thank you. Oh God, there's two of them. Got him. Got him. I'm hoping it was just that one dude. Hello, chest. How are you doing? Got it. Boom. Shoot. Oh, it makes you start over. I thought I could be quick. Okay, got it. Some indigo paint. Looks like it. I will certainly take that. There's the thing. Wait, let me loot first. Make sure I'm not missing any loot. Oh, I gotta be quick. I gotta be quick. Or I could just go this way too. Alright, I guess off I go. There's a house down here that could be interesting to explore. Oh no, that's like a spawn area. Still, there could be stuff down here. I'll go check it out. Oh, there's a dude? Really? Oh my God. I wish I could have like a gun or something. What the heck is that? Brand new chest. Give me something good. Though I feel like it'll just be more scrap. Yeah. I guess I'll take it. It was only four though. Now what in the heck is this? A little shack with a dock? Another gravesite, Frank Fisher. Who in the heck is Frank Fisher? I guess maybe he lived here. There's a note. I couldn't be happier with this job. I'm happy to leave my pickaxe swinging days behind me to work for men at the northern mine site. I even have the nicest little beach home to spend time in. Good fishing from the dock too. Life couldn't be better and I'm excited to spend many more years working with the crew here. FF. Frank Fisher I'd assume. So what happened to him? He left me some good old paint. Oh, I never used my Indigo paint. I have so many paints I can use. What is this? Hello? Is that a giant duck? Hello, sir. I wish I could come up and say hi to you. Alright, I've got two brand new paint. We have this blue. Aww. That looks cool. And we have purple. The purple train. Purple guy train. I gotta use the purple guy train. Let's also upgrade. Alright, so we got full speed. Full speed ahead. Now what in the heck is this? Welcome to Charles Land. Land of the Charles. Alright, sure man. They got a nice little house up here. Or maybe it's like a motel. Knock knock, is anyone home? Suppose not. I'd like to check in please. I guess I'll take this bed. Oh. I'll be out in a second. Hello? Paul. Hey, I think someone wanted to give you a letter. Although, I'm disappointed to see that he chose to stay on the mainland. Rather than return with you. Not to say that your help isn't appreciated. Gee, thanks Paul. If you haven't already heard from the others, the mind boss, Warren, is protecting dangerous monster eggs that could lead to catastrophe. Yes, I've heard this about five times. While our main plan is to summon Charles into a duel and fight him to the death, we've devised a perfect trap as a precaution that may help defeat him. Attach these remote explosives to each of the support pillars under the wood bridge out there. Oh. Then meet me back here. Well, I was just there. Okay then. Yeah, it seemed simple enough. It was a note. Mutiny meeting notes. I've discussed our latest battle plan with everyone and nobody had objections. The whole crew knows what to do and will set the train's directions accordingly when the time comes. The track's directions. All the orcavus needs to focus on is pummeling that beast, keeping his distance and getting Charles to his weakest point. My father should be back within two days, at which point we can supply him and the hunter with the keys and other supplies we've gathered. We never wanted to take such harsh action against Warren and the other miners, but he's twisted our arms too long. Charles needs to go and Warren won't stand in our way. Take action, bro. Stand up. Mad respect. Oh, it's talking about these pillars. Oops. I thought it meant like the... the giant Charles place, like sign over there. This is gonna be a lot more catastrophic. This is a whole bridge, dude. I need to travel on this bridge. Last one. Return to Paul to complete the mission. Oh, man. I feel like this is not gonna go so well. No way. Cheers to that. Oh. Oh. I can battle Charles. Finish it. Oh, wait. Is that actually like the end thing? Shoot. Well, I don't have all the eggs, though. I need one more egg. I only have two. I have 34 scrap, too. All right. Well, we'll get around to that. Did I read this? I don't think I did. I've been stalking this area for days, and Charles has never crossed the Old Wood Bridge. Somehow, that beast is cunning enough to know it's dangerous. But if he's angry and desperate, he might just chase someone across it. Then bam, we use John's bombs and blow the whole thing up, and Charles falls face first into the canyon. If the blast doesn't kill him, the fall surely will. All right. Not a bad plan. All right. Next up on our list are these two, and then we'll do this one, and we'll call it for this episode, and then next episode, which will probably be the final one, we'll finish these three, and then finish Charles. Hello? That's got to be a sight to see. Just someone chugging along on the train. How can I help you? You're true. The fabled hunter has finally arrived. Yes, ma'am. And my late husband built a gun to help fight Charles, but Warren's goon stole the barrels and took them up to their camp. Unfortunate. Bob was such a brave man, much braver than you, I bet. Excuse you. If you take what I have left of the gun and steal back those other parts, you can put it back together to use against Charles. Just do me one favor, will ya? What? If you do end up using it, name it Bob in memory of my honey. No! You just insulted me and said that Bob was better than me and braver than me. Why would I name it after him? You were rude. What the heck? I'm gonna loot your house. You're lucky. You'd lock your house. Alright, where do I have to go? Over there. Okay. That's not good. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Let's get a move on. Alright, Charles. Oh my god. He was in my train. Fire. Ah, give it to me. Ha ha. Ka-blammo. I die? Oh, come on, Charles. Well, I did see we passed a yellow chest and also one of the NPCs, so we'll go back. I can't believe I died from that. I feel like I'm pretty upgraded, though. Yo, sir, did you see what just happened as I was passing you? Gale? If you say there's a giant spider train that's out to get me, I'm gonna flip. Okay. I know! I know. Okay, I didn't know that. What the hell? Alright. Sure. So this could theoretically all backfire. Awesome. At last night's meeting, Greg told us a crazy conspiracy about Warren trying to use spider trains for world domination. As part of the crew that worked in the temple, I'm far from convinced. While the prism was extracting the life energy from a batch of eggs, Charles attacked us for the first time. Not only did he fight like hell while the eggs were being destroyed, but he nearly doubled in size as he fought as if he were consuming the energy. His legs grew larger and stronger while his face grew more distorted. Right before our... Right before our eyes. Those of us who survived couldn't even fathom what we witnessed. That was when Warren hid the eggs and ordered us to protect them. That was when he began evacuating people. That was when everything turned for the worst. I know Warren has plenty of skeletons in his closet, but he can't help thinking he might actually be looking out for us this time. Hmm. So he's gaining the trust of some people. Where's this mine? Okay, I have to go out that way anyways. That's pretty good. Oh, I have no health. Hey, maybe that's how Charles killed me so quick. My train had zero health. Oh, shoot. I need to switch this. To left. Because that's where the missions are. There appears to be quite a few of these guys. Shoot. How are you not dead? There we go. Uh, they saw me. Oh my god. Jeez. I gotta keep an eye on my train's health, I guess. What the heck? What the heck? Eh. I don't like the look of that. Oh, I don't like the look of any of this. Ew, dude. That's awful. They're still here. Oh my god. Oh, I don't like that at all. We've been digging for over a month, and I'm beginning to wonder what we're really doing here. There are ancient stone ruins above ground, as well as ruins being discovered underground. Some sort of temple in a large cavern was undiscovered. At one of the other mines, are we really digging for gold veins? No. Ooh, a key. What's that key for? Mountain ruin key. Ooh, oh, a broken bob. Oh my god, wait, I have so much stuff. Temple key, mob camp key. Okay. Oh no. I heard him. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Ah, no. Go, go, go. Burn. I feel like it's just easier to fight him. Oh no, I missed so bad. Easier to fight him if you're moving. Jeez. Oh my god. He takes a lot of health off you. Wow. That sent me all the way down. Alright, well, back up we go. Here we go. This is what I was trying to do. This is what I needed. Bob acquired. Oh, it's actually just called Bob. Alright, sweet. Just more scrap. Can't use any of that. I wish I could take one of these. Look at that, dude. I am very far from my train because as it turns out, I couldn't just back up because it sent me down here and yeah, it's a whole mess. Oh, this is the mine. Shoot. I wish my train was close. I'm going to get chased. I'm not going to have anywhere to run to. My train so far away. What? You were turned around. Aww. To my train I go. I love just burning them. Alright, train. Can I get you any closer, do we think? Okay, I figured it out. Yes. Yes, my train can finally come with me again. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Ring around the Rosie with this dude, I guess. Just going to go, just going to go, just going to go. Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy. What's this? Oh, it's taking me down, I guess. Whoa, game, game, game. There's more. Oh my god. Screw you, dude. I can't go back up. Oh, I'm just, I just got a running gun. Hello egg, I'll take you. Thank you. Oh, I just got to find a way out. Oh, he's right here. What, this is a dead end? Oh my god, game. Dude, it's actually dead end. How do I get out? Oh my god. Well, I got my damage fully up at least. Now I just need 28 scrap and I will be fully upgraded. Oh, I don't know how to get out of that last area. And I got to do it all over again. Well, I found a chest that I can't open. Oh, I just got to get out. He's right there. Dude, now how is that fair? All right, well, that's everything here. I said I'd do one more quest, which will be this one. And then we'll call it quits for this episode and then finish the game probably in the next one. What does Bob do? Oh, it's like a sniper, okay. Hold on, I've never been here. Whoa, a lot of notes. To Mr. Riverend. Today's sermon was a true inspiration during these trying times. Very well thought out and thorough in every manner. I believe I speak for the whole congregation when I say that we admire your confidence and steadfast wisdom. As we grieve or lost brothers and sisters, man, they know I do not do well with pronunciation. So, shout out to that letter. Comfy chairs, though. Tap another note. Sermon outline. God is very, very mad, I think, probably. Charles, maybe devil? Like 96% are in Always Sneaky, Spider vs. Snake. Spiders have more legs, usually. God always wins, hopefully. Sacrifices, ask for volunteers. Don't cry a lot, only a little. Closing prayer, clean up. Wow. Very thorough. Ooh, new color for train. That's not good. Full steam ahead. Come here. There he is. Taste fire. Taste gun. Oh my God. Taste bob. I'm going away from my target. Rocket. Alright, stop, stop, stop. God dammit. I have to go around again. Hey, at least I can upgrade my armor. Completely. Almost impenetrable. Nice. Switch this. Nice. And also I put on the black paint. I'm not a big fan of it. Whoa, wait, my train looks cool and swag, though. Look, it's got horns and spikies. Rip, oh. So Warren died. Death by Charles, sad face. Alright. Yeah, I just looked on my map and there's... Oh, I didn't even go. Wow, lucky I found this. Huh. Interesting. Another grave. So that's Warren dead. That's what Frank Fisher, I think his name was dead, too. New chest. Ooh, I don't know how this railroad got in the woods. I don't know why it's here and I don't know why Warren wants me here either. I suppose just to keep an eye out on those self-serving folks that went to kill us off. The only reason they're in danger is because they refuse to follow along. True cowards if you ask me. Okay. Can I just hide in here and he won't know I'm here? I really hope so. This looks inviting. Hello, sir. Ronnie. Ronnie socks. Why does everyone laugh on this island? I'm not a fan of it. Thanks. I'm gonna sue the pants off of Warren once I escaped this island and I need those files to prove that he breached our contract. He keeps all his files at the top of these towers. I could explain how I ascertained this but I thought it would make sense to you. The problem is he erected these towers years before we ever started mining and now they're falling apart. I could scale them myself but since you're here I need those files. Okay. You can have one of my useless pieces of scrap. I bet you'd love to have it. I love useless pieces of scrap. Thank you so much, sir. Off to scale the towers I go. I got a new paint. It's like lime. Let's go. I can't make that, can I? Surely not. That seems... Oh, wait. Yes? No. Oh, I can make it! Oh. Okay. Set in the foundation for this operation has been considerably more complicated than I expected. Not only by cost but the logistics of construction and delivery of supplies to the primary mine sites. We'll need to strike gold fast if we want any chance of avoiding bankruptcy. Okay. That wouldn't be good. Yaha. Sweet. Am I there yet? Here we go. Hey, I got your stupid files, Ronnie Socks. What the hell? You're welcome. I found the... I hate this guy. I hate this guy. I hate you. I hate your guts. You're annoying. All right. Well, that's going to do it for this episode of Choo Choo Churls. The next episode will probably be the last one. I don't think there's anything else we need to do besides three more NPCs and I guess the final boss fight with Charles himself. That's going to do it for this episode. Thank you so much for watching and I guess I'll see you all next time for the finale of Choo Choo Churls. Adios.