 Sorry Joss Heathen, but the Jostus League has been cancelled and Zack Snyder's Mastercraft, the Jostus League 4-Hour Cut on HBO Max, is a goooooooood! I've been telling you for a year or so that I've seen Zack Snyder's cut of the film and it was PERFECT! And now what do we see on Twitter? They're starting to apologize, or they're starting to... They're starting to rewind history and change it. They're saying that they like Snyder's version all along, and that Joss Whedon's version was a goddamn embarrassment! And you know what? They're right, but they're also wrong, because they didn't stand up for Snyder back then. They didn't stand up for Snack Snyder's Perfect Vision! Let us once again, Birds of Grey. We all know that BVS, short for Batman vs. Superman Down of Justice, is a cinematic darling. It's a collection of some of the best writing performances, and everything you can think of that's good in this world, combined in one film. Much like the beautiful director's cut of Daredevil that fixed everything, even though there's still a playground fight scene in that film with two adults on teeter-totters, Batman vs. Superman is ranked right up there with it. But enough about BVS, I've already gushed over it, I've already creamed over it for years, I can't cream anymore, I'm all dried up. Nothing left? E on the gauge. There has been a slow trickle of news, though, coming out for the New Justice League film on HBO Max. What we're seeing are some very hard-hitting things, like the fact that the Joker's back, baby! That's right, and here's the thing, here's the hot take of the day. You're not supposed to like the Joker, okay? You're not supposed to be friends with the Joker, you're not supposed to hold hands and go get a Sunday. On a Sunday. Joker's supposed to be vicious, he's supposed to be serious, he's a clown prince. So the fact that I hated Jared Leto as Joker means he did it right. Means that he's doing it right, and Zack Snyder knows how to use this actor to his full potential, and that's why there's new scenes shot specifically with this version of the character in mind. The true character boiled down to its pure uncut essence, that he's gonna drip-feed us until this movie releases. Intermission! If you see this film in the two theaters that are open, you're gonna be treated to an intermission halfway through, because this movie's so long and so chock-full of genius, that your brain will literally melt to the ground, out your ears, eyeballs, nose, and then finish. Because only guys are gonna go to this film. I mean, come on, only guys are gonna see it. So we know we're gonna get more scenes with Cyborg, we love him, he's great, Rey's great, we love him. We know we're gonna get more scenes with Flash. Perfect. Perfect casting there. I loved Flash in that film. I loved what they did to my hero! And we know we're gonna get more strong! Femus! With Wonder Woman. And frankly, I'm just over the moon for this sh**. The king himself, Zack Snyder, has tweeted out a new image. Oh my god, is this Joker? Oh my god, is this Joker in black and white? It's looking like Jesus Christ, holy f*****g son of a bitch did it! I just saw The Cloud Prince in black and white, in 4x3 aspect ratio for some reason, like all the released footage has been, which is bizarre. Yeah, he looks amazing. He's Jesus Christ. They did it. They really did it. I know. I know. I love YouTube. She's so happy like I am. We have black suits, Superman? Are you kidding me with this? Wow! Wow! Cool beans. We have new bad guys with Doomsday. There's a bad evil old woman behind him. Granny something. Cantaloupe. What's the name of the grandma that's in the stupid trailer? We gotta pretend to know her. Like she's the greatest thing ever. And it's so cool that she's in the film. Well look her up. What am I not paying you for? Cut this out. You've been screwing up in the past and not editing these correctly. Well dance in your grave. And I just really have to say that I am super pumped that they chose to put the Joker in this from Justice League and not Harley Quinn, not Margot Robbie, not the one person that people all universally really liked. So that's where we're at with the Justice League. Sound off in the comments, give this video a like, hit that notification bell to get more of these dumbass things in the future and I'll see you next time on the cringe baby. And he's in that suit. He's just like laser eyes down. Like what scene could that be from? Holy crap. Like what is happening in that scene? I keep asking myself that because I legitimately can't see most of it. But I'm like wow that's cool. You like how I was like the man of steel. I was like Khaleesi Grimes, like Khaleesi of steel.