 You have gotten the two scariest cards in the deck My name is Tommy. I am your swami Swammy tummy swammy tummy swammy tummy swammy tummy. Swammy tummy. Swammy tummy. I'm here for my two clock reading brother Yes, my dear loved one. What questions would you like swammy tummy to answer from the divine? Dude my job sucks and my boss is a jerk. Let me shuffle the cards and we'll look into it Well, this one seemed to jump right out at me You are about to embark on a new beginning as you are the fool and you never learned from your past mistakes Not only are you the fool, but you're a moron because you haven't left your current job Not only are you a foolish moron? But you stay at home and watch the Wheel of Fortune all day long Instead of looking for a better job The divine concurs you are a fool All right. Well that kind of sucks. Let me ask you this my relationship sucks with my girlfriend Is there any hope for us? Let me shuffle the cards and we'll look into it now that aroma An answer is being faked by the universe and serve to you on a platter of love gratitude and good intentions Apparently you're thinking about knocking her off But first you're gonna blindfold her You got the world card, which means you can have any woman you want so dump that bitch Dump her Dump her and do it now here Do you want to use my phone? Take my phone call her up. Dump her wait. Oh wait You got the lever's card Don't dump her don't dump her. I think she likes I think she likes that blindfold You know what I'm saying? You have time for one more question. Okay, Swami Tommy, dude I'm about to lose my job. Are there any other jobs on the horizon for me? Let me shuffle the cards and we'll look into it Hit me the card on your head Well, you got the devil card Maybe you're supposed to be a cook or a chef and your specialty is deviled eggs Maybe you need to get into the music business and become an actor so you can worship the devil Or maybe you should go into politics. Yeah, they love the devil Same time next week same time next week