 How is everybody doing? Hello everyone! How is everyone doing? Is the stream working? Let's find out. Is it about to change to my face? What's the latency like on this stream? Doesn't look too hot. Oh, it is. It is behind, but that's okay. How's everybody doing? How is everyone? Hello, hello, hello. Let me know if the music's too loud. Let me know if you hate my guts. I hope everybody's doing good. Thank you all so much for coming to the Crank Gameplay's seven-year celebration stream. Let me just take a little bit of this. Welcome to the Gameplay's seven-year celebration live stream. There we go. There we go. I will not hit it for you, but thank you so much for the five pounds. Is that pounds? I think it's pounds. Have a wonderful day. Happy seven-year. Thank you so much. How's everybody doing? How is everyone doing, doing, doing? I don't even know if there's mods on my YouTube. It's whatever. It's fine. Ooh, I like that. Oh, there it goes. Wow, there's no music? What do you mean there's no music? Yes, there is. You don't hear that music? Let me know if that's too loud or too not loud. Seven years, yeah. It's, I'm seven years old. It's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, to be honest, that it's been seven years already. It feels like a very long time has passed and a very short time has passed at the same time. Like it feels like, oh, 906 Gaming, thank you so much for the $10. It feels like I've been doing YouTube for such a short amount of time. Like it feels like just yesterday started up the channel. I don't know how much to give, but buy yourself some chicken nuggets to celebrate. Thank you so much. Now we can hear it. Okay, good. If you're wondering what music this is, this is Stevia Sphere on Bandcamp is where I got the album. Sweet, like lo-fi music. Have an amazing day, you're the best. Oh, should you? Thank you. The comments are going so fast. Yeah, I might change the thingy. Can I go to the live ingestion settings? Is that where it is? No. Info and settings, is that where it is? I just wanna make the enable slow mode. Let's go 15 seconds, and then if that doesn't do it, then we'll figure it out, slow mode. There we go. Little bit slower. Yeah, but it's crazy. Happy seven years, thank you. It's crazy that it's already been seven years. Yeah, I don't know. It feels, so I was, it was August 29th. So we are a little bit past, obviously. I was actually gone for my seven year anniversary. I was in Nashville doing stuff. Oh, Charlie, you're here, yay. There is at least one mod. I sort of forgot about that. I was in Nashville for my seven years. Like I wasn't there celebrating the seven year anniversary, but I was in Nashville while it was happening. Oh, hold on. No, I'll finish this story first. But I, I don't know. I sort of like forgot that it was happening. There was other stuff going on. I look very, I look very saturated. Hold on a second. I wanna adjust the color real quick. Whoa, whoa, there we go. I like that a little more. I looked a little saturated. Yeah, but I was in Nashville for my seven years. But it just sort of snuck up on me. I was just like, oh yeah, that's right, the 29th. That's when the channel turns another year older. But I started YouTube when I was 15 years old. As many of you know. How many, okay, without being too spammy, Charlie, I think you might be the only one in the chat. So I apologize. Without being spammy, just say it once. Say if you can remember how many subs the channel had when you subscribed or when you found the channel. I wanna see, and don't lie, I don't care. Don't lie, I want an accurate, an accurate thing here. Come on, trying to round up some information. What is it like? The latency on this stream is not super good. I don't know if I can change that. Jeepers, creepers. No, no, thanks, thank you so much for becoming a member. I don't know if I can change that live. I think that would have to be, I'd have to stop the stream to make the latency a little better, but, oh well. William, thank you so much for the $20, Jesus. Thank you. 300K, 200K, 314K, 500K, 700K, 200K, 100K, 23K, damn. Uh, 700K, 600, 1.5 million, hasn't happened yet. All right, so most people have been around since like 100 to 300K. And a little after 500. Yeah, so most people are like relatively new-ish. I mean, not really, but, because we hit 100K like almost three years ago, didn't we? Is that true? Fuck, maybe two years ago, I don't know. But so I, for a lot of people, a lot of people think that I started the channel in 2015 because if you go to the about page on my channel, it says that it was started in 2015, which this channel technically was, but Crank Gameplays, because if you go to the channel, it's technically YouTube.com slash Crank Game, but I have Crank Gameplays, which was started in 2012. And then I, in 2015, I restarted and made a new channel due to reasons, which was a very big jump to make. It was very scary, but 5K, damn, that was like right before Mark probably, because I hit 5,000 subs like the day that I moved out to LA. Happy seven years, thank you, Ocean, thank you. Yeah, so, um, anybody in the chat been watching the channel before I moved to LA? Curious. Yeah, so I started the channel back in 2012 with my great friend Andrew, who you guys have seen on the channel a couple of times, and we did the Trash Goblin podcast together back when that was the thing. But he and I started that together. We were just watching other YouTubers at the time. We were watching, you know, Felix and the Game Grumps. And I don't know if Andrew was watching Mark at all. I was, I don't know. I wasn't watching Mark when I first started the channel. I started watching him shortly after, because Mark and I started YouTube at similar times. Mark started in March of 2012. I started in August. And so I don't think at that time Mark was super big yet. And so, and so we started making videos together. And then we had a little bit, there was some tea there. There was some drama. I don't even fucking remember what it was, honestly, at that point. Happy channel, Berth Robin! Thank you so much! I don't even remember what it was at that point. But I was like, I don't want to make videos anymore. I just want to do it by myself. I don't know why. Andrew and I had a falling out for a bit, which is funny looking back, because Andrew and I have always been like best friends. Andrew and I met in second grade. And he's like one of the only people that I like. And still, I mean, I was about to say that I'm still super close with, that I went to high school with. But I wasn't really close with anybody else. Andrew was really my only like close, like real friend in high school. I mean, I had other friends, but like that, we were always there for each other. We always happen, and I hope we always will be. I know we always will be. It's cool though, because like despite what happened with that, like, and again, looking back, it's just like, I don't even remember what it was now. But like, despite us having like a falling out, he's still like my best friend. Anyway, so yeah, and around when the channel hit 100 subs was when I started doing YouTube on my own. Did I just say he's one of the only people I like? I mean, true. Joe, thank you so much. Thanks for coming. Yeah, so I started making videos on my own at around 100 subs, which I don't remember the time that that was. And so yeah, I just kept making videos and I got up to around 23 or 24,000 subs on that channel. And then I was doing a lot of videos with my grandmother, which got really popular, which was really cool. And there was also a Flappy Bird video that sort of went semi-viral. And so that boosted the channel a lot. But then after those videos, people just didn't watch. And so I was like, okay, I'm gonna restart the channel because it's all dead subs. And so I did. And then I grew the channel back up to 5K. And then I moved out to LA and like that's when things really started happening. But it's so crazy that it's already been seven years. Like I remember the first year. I remember, like I remember everything. I remember like hitting 100 subs. I remember hitting like 200, 350, 500. And a part of the stream today, I was going to do a 12 hour stream today. I don't know if I'm gonna do a 12 hour stream or not. Probably not a 12 hour. I'm probably just gonna stream for all day until I'm like, all right, we've hit our point. But hopefully, you know, like five to eight, maybe 10 hours. Anyway, part of the stream today, and we're not gonna do it yet. I'll probably save this to close to the end of the stream is I wanna go back and like look at old videos and look at old videos from the old channel and stuff like that. We're gonna get emotional. Yeah, but we can't get emotional so early on. Can't get emotional so early on. But hold on a second, because I have some things. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I have party hat. It's got Peppa Pig on it. Peppa. How did you get into my Crank Gameplay seven year live stream, Peppa? Wow, Peppa. And then also, also, I have balloons. I have balloons, I have balloons. They, they're all tied together though. I kinda wanna, kinda wanna separate them. I kinda wanna separate them. Sip dogs don't really know how. Here do I do it. Sophia, thank you so much for the five dollars. You've been around for fucking ever. I'm sorry that I missed, oh, here we go. I'm sorry that I missed the message. You've been around for the entire time. Did I fuck it up? Hold on. Hold on. It's just getting a wee bit tangled. It's a little bit tangled. Oh, they're fucking, are they all tied up up here too? God damn it, I don't want them to be tied up up there. Sure, yeah, sure, sure, that's fine. Yeah, sure. See, they're not, they're not in the way that I want them to be. Sophia, still got a little gizmo. Still got him, since, it's right by my desk. This whole damn time, he's got some dog hair on him. Spencer's hair is on him. He's been here the whole time. Sophia made this for me. That was a very long time ago. How long ago was that? But I've cherished it forever, forever and ever. My postmates notification, I ordered breakfast. I ordered breakfast. What's the notification? What do you have for me today? Dropping off your item soon. Five minutes, hell yeah guys. We about to get snacking. Markpack, thank you so much for the two dollars. Congrats on seven years, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Aye. Fake gamer girl, can't hang out because of work, but I hope you have a great stream. Congrats on seven years, thank you so much. The little gizmo, yeah. So, not only do I have that. Christie, thank you so much. You guys don't have to donate. That's very nice of you, thank you. You promised balloons and delivered, but hold on, not only do we have balloons. So, got other things that are like balloons. We've got a cool banner, huh? Bruce banner, Bruce, I like that. Bruce, got Bruce banner. Right here, live in the flesh, Bruce. What is up my cranky crew, dude? We've got a fun little banner, a fun little Bruce banner. You won't like me when I'm angry, that's a secret cap, I'm always angry. How do I get this off? Hold on. Oh, motherfucker, I have to do this myself? Are you kidding me? Guys, it's only one of them. I have to loop it through all these? Do the work for me. God, I spent like $3. I'm super proud of you and I've been watching for years. Thank you so much. Almost at one million, that's scary though, right? It is scary though. It is scary though, right? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Digging the color scheme. Yeah, I wanted to go for a celebratory thing, you know? So I wanted it to be like black and gold and shit like I like that. Okay, so we go through here. We go through here. I'm super proud of you and I've been watching for years. Regina, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Okay, guys, we're gonna have, please don't have much time. What do you mean? We've got all the time in the world. We've got all the time in the world, fam. We've got all the time in the world. All the damn time. We're going through it. I like that. Here we go, here we go. We're making ourselves a banner. We're making ourselves a Bruce banner. Your videos make my day and help you through panic. Ah, the thing went away, I'm sorry. I'm really glad that my videos can help you out though. Thank you. Thank you for being here, everybody. Thank you for being here. Oh, wait, if I just do, no, that's not how it works. I have to go and do each individual one. It's fine, everything will be okay. My breakfast is almost here. Oh my gosh, everything is falling apart. It's fine, everything will be okay. We're having ourselves a celebration. Celebrate good times, come on. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I would have some sweet celebration tunes planned, but you know, it's YouTube and copyright things are more prevalent here. So I don't want to have a seven-year cranking plays experience celebration and then have the channel get banned forever and ever and ever, you know? That'd be kind of a bummer, wouldn't it? Be kind of a bummer. Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. What are you giving your account for its seventh birthday? This live stream and this banner that I bought. Channel, I bought this for you. Physical youtube.com slash cranking plays channel. I bought this banner for you. How many of you, I'll be back in just a second. I have to go and get my thing. I'll eat my soup in a minute. It's not soup. That would be horrible. I mean, I love soup, but it's so unfortunate to just have soup first thing in the morning. Shit. Oh, shit. Okay, hold on. Okay, I found it. I found it, I found it. Don't worry. We've only got three left guys. Hi again. Hi. Not quite food time. It'll be food time in a sec. I have to finish this banner first. There's only a couple more. I do, I do. From when I set up Christmas lights a while ago, I have nails in this side of the thing so I can hang it up. See, past Ethan prepared for this moment. This particular moment. And now we've got a banner. This is not as big as I thought it was gonna be. That's okay. That is A-okay. What the fuck is this shit, Joe? Oh, wow, look at that banner, guys. It's depressing. That is depressing. There was a $50? You're so awesome, so cool. How do I member? There might be a link in the description. You have to go on the channel and press the join member thing. But William, thank you so much for the $50. Jeepers, creepers. Oh, wait, was there a $50 donation? Cause that's different from a super chat. Let's find out. Let's find out. Go to dashboard. No, I think it was super chat. I think I got it. He noticed it finally. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay. So not only do we have those, but also, not only do we have a shitty ass banner, but also look at this in like two seconds. Could you make it easier to open? Here we go. Well, howdy. I didn't miss a $50 donation. I just read it. I just read it. Ready for this, guys? Right now? Ready or not? Here I come. Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Is it fucking working? Yes! Look at that, it's a seven. Only fucking 12 more. I don't even know how I'm gonna hang these up. Hold on. Hold on, guys. Ready? This is so dumb. Are you enjoying yourselves? I'm enjoying myself. How do I get it to work? Oh my God. How does this work? How does it work? There we go. We've got an S. Or it kinda looks like a money sign also because it's got the little shit on it. Seven S. Wait, it's gonna spell something out, guys. It's gonna spell something out. I promise. I promise. Or should I blow these up throughout the day? Let me, should I blow them up now? Or should I blow them up throughout the day? Don't pass out. You can do what we believe. Push the straw in more. It wasn't, the straw was like all the way in. Tire yourself out doing that. If that, blowing up a balloon tires me out, then that's sad. It's perfect, guys. It's perfect. Throughout the day. Okay, we'll do it throughout the day. You get an S, and you get a seven for free. Now it's time for Papa Bear to have his snack. It's breakfast time, y'all. Breakfast. Let's go eat breakfast. Let's eat some breakfast. All right? Let's go ahead and eat some breakfast. My mom texted me. God damn it. I'm fucking, my mom is literally one of you. She just texted me, you missed a $50 donation. I know. Thank you guys so much for all the super chats, by the way. It's very, very, very nice. Selena, thank you so much for the five. Selena, thank you for the five again. Brittany, thank you so much for the five. Julie Owens for the two. Brie Anderson for the 499. Something in, maybe Mandarin, maybe Japanese, I'm not sure. Thank you so much. Condoms? What? And then will you bleakly thank you again for the $50? Okay. It's breakfast time, guys. Time for a mukbang. It's turkey bacon, but in a much larger package than they needed to use. Oh yeah, dude. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm loving it. I'm living it. I'm loving it. It's here. It's here for me. It's here. It's all here for me. All me, baby. I want Spencer, please. Do you deserve Spencer? Spencer's upstairs right now. He's enjoying his morning. He's eating his breakfast. He's probably not eating his breakfast actually, because he's a picky eater. But he is upstairs. He'll come down when he feels like it. Actually, he can't because there's two doors in the way and they're both closed, but he'll come down at some point. I've got a classic breakfast right now. I've been really missing English breakfast a lot, like a classic English breakfast of like, like bangers and mash and like fucking beans and shit. So I got something sort of similar. It's just like a big sausage and eggs and potatoes. No beans, though. Wish there were, but there aren't. I'm gonna grab ketchup, because I want this to be an enjoyable meal and I really like ketchup with my potatoes. I'll be right back. What are you doing in my Cranky Place livestream? Give me all of the ketchup. Thank you so much. I'm gonna spray ketchup on my computer. Wait, this is brunch. It's 10 o'clock. It's breakfast. Damn, a full English without beans. It's a crime, isn't it? Isn't it? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's a good good. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Very good. Very good, hurry. All right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Where'd you get that mug? Amy and Catherine gave it to me for my birthday? Birthday or Christmas? I think it was my birthday. Why'd that? No, it was Christmas. It's a very good mug. My favorite. It's wonderful. It's very large. You can fit a whole lot of liquid in it. Mm-hmm. How's that breakfast? Very good. It's very good. Very good, hurry. Now we've got sausage. Num, num, num, num, num. Wow. Now I want a full English, but it's evening. When is it a bad time to have a full English breakfast? Never. I say, hmm? That's what random diners are for. The random ones that are open 24 hours a day when you want breakfast at 4 p.m.? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yes, yes, yes. We've got some eggs as well. Nice over medium. Very good. Gotta get that gamer fuel, that's right. Gotta get it. How's everyone doing this fine morning, afternoon, evening, night? Please sing the friend's song? I don't know what the friend's song is. Pappa, what are you doing on Ethan's head? What does your shirt say? It's a shirt made by Labito, one of my favorite artists. Great, great time. Nice. Get that protein. It's Jason Slatham, and you have to get that protein. Or on Hobbs and Shaw. That movie was very ridiculous. The friend's theme song? Dr. Phil, what's up? I don't, why do you want me to sing the friend's theme song? Uh, be de-bu-ya- Daria Gil? Friends, friends, friends. When will you get a P.O. Box? I will not. I will not, I will not. Sorry, I'm sorry. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I enjoyed Hobbs and Shaw. Wasn't really a fast and furious movie. Yeah, um, it was very funny. It's still like shoehorn did in the whole family thing, which I thought was very, very funny. Physics don't exist in that world. They only exist when it's convenient for them to exist. Everything just happens, and it's scientifically impossible, and it's hilarious. It was a very funny movie. They, like, accidentally make a comedy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. The song from Mark's dog toy video? I don't remember, guys. I, people come up to me sometimes, and they quote something, and I'm like, oh, what is that from? And they're like, it's you, you did it. I was like, oh, all right. I don't remember anything. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You gotta remember, guys, none of the videos are scripted. It's all, it's all improv, all off the top of the dome. So, I don't really remember anything. Yes! This is a good breakfast. A good, a good brecky, brecky, brecky. Sing something from Dear Evan Hansen. Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch. Sucks that we don't talk that much. His voice, his voice is not that nasal. It's a hyper-exaggeration. I'm not trying to make fun of him. It's a little bit nasally. This is going good. I'm feeling the fuel in my body. A little bit of techie-biking. All right, all right. Very good, very nice. Oh my god, you know Dear Evan Hansen? I mean, a little bit. I've never seen Dear Evan Hansen. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Can you sing the Pepintra? I don't know the Pepintra. I've never watched Pepe Pig. I know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay, music is still playing. Okay. Just needed to make sure. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Kinky, and I miss talking about life and other stuff. I love my parents. True blue cat, thanks so much for the 20. Congrats! You're all some favorite continent? I don't know. Favorite continent? Australia. Australia is cool. They have cool animals there will kill you but also I really liked it there to Australia for being a dope continent slash country where's Mika we miss her she's upstairs she might come down and say hi please don't tweet her and harass her about coming in saying hi if she wants to come say hi she will say hi the sausage is a little spicy guys it was a little spicy boy it was a little bit of a spice boy what's your zodiac sign scorpio how is my day going today let's find out let's do a little co-star reading huh co-star what you got for me today am I going to have a good day today there's everything going to suck tell me what would happen if you weren't so scared oh boy today's moon transit is bringing back full circle reminding you how far you've come oh that's too real sometimes the stars read you things are getting better it's easy it's easy not to be as petty as usual wow remarkable weird okay that's a little sometimes co-stars a little too real sometimes it's like hey fucking calm down the co-star I don't need to read me that fucking hard all right what is up my guy just have a little bit of sausage have a little bit of breakfast the sausage is rather spicy give Spencer some breakfast I gave him breakfast and he sniffed it and he went why are you so quiet is this better the mic was kind of far away from me and the game was low sorry that is oddly accurate yeah yeah whoops whoopsies whoopsies bring out the ukulele maybe I will later maybe maybe we'll have a little sing song has been rough where is Spencer guys I don't want to hear it about Spencer again all right he's the greatest boy on the planet and I love him very much but it's not always about him it's about me right now okay he's upstairs I will bring him down later please stop asking where Spencer is he is upstairs enjoying his morning he doesn't really like being down in my office I mean he doesn't dislike it he doesn't like try and get out but it's like kind of hot in here and it's nice upstairs and it's very cool and it's hot and summer in Los Angeles so he likes to lay on the tile floor not the tile floor there's like I have a fireplace and so there's a little tile thing in front of the fireplace you know what I'm talking about he likes to lay on that because it's cool so there we go that's where he is Spencer is banned no Spencer good never bad that sweet child of mine whoa whoa whoa sweet child of mine I'm gonna do more with marketing time soon he's fled the country guys he's fucking gone he's out of here never coming back I'll never see him again are you streaming on Twitch too I mean usually I do when I stream I'm only streaming on YouTube right now I'm not allowed to to dual stream I can stream on other platforms but I cannot stream on multiple platforms at the same time I'm not allowed I'm not allowed any merch coming soon all right guys how many people are in this stream huh how many people are here peak concurrent no I want right now how many people are here I don't know I don't know what doesn't say okay dear Evan Hansen we've been way too out of touch it's all you get it's all you get it's all you get Peppa it's all you get okay I don't want to take a screenshot it's the last thing I want okay not focused yet there it goes that's something there's more things coming but that is something that you may see sometimes soon maybe guess what what please look up your friend's song I will not I don't care about my friend's song it was a stupid bit and I hate it all right having a fun time having a fun time this sausage guys is spicy oh I'm not gonna look up my friend's song please stop asking sorry sorry guys are you people excited about what I just showed you or just no one care maybe no one cares maybe no one cares at all anymore maybe I'm done for maybe this is a start of the downfall of my career anything could happen what did I just get sad later can you play some household or maybe do uh do you guys want me to play any specific game this is I'm super excited yes please play Minecraft okay maybe ever think about how getting new pets like another dog are different do you ever think about getting new pets like another dog or a different kind of pet I'd like to get another dog at some point not for a long time though not handle that at some point I would love to have a second dog um I'd love to have a lady dog a lady a lady I've had boy dogs the last three dogs that I've had so there was Cooper my original dog my sweet baby girl um she's the only female dog that I've had she was wonderful I fucking loved her so much to bits and then we had Max and then Dexter and then Spencer's my first like dog as an adult that like I've because Dexter and Max and Cooper were all like family dogs um but yeah I haven't had a girl dog since Cooper and I would love to have another girl dog so maybe some point Spencer will have a sister but I don't know I don't know I don't know do you have any big projects coming soon not really uh yeah not really lady in the tramp I'm not excited about the live action version to be honest I'm not I think that the CG looks weird because it's like a mix of live action in CG with the dogs like sometimes they're actual dogs and sometimes they're CG dogs and it looks weird and I think they're also just using it to to like to springboard their fucking streaming service because they're like oh lady in the tramp live action is coming out but only in Disney plus whoops sorry I guess you have to get Disney plus and it's like okay I see what you're doing Disney take away Spider-Man role plays it with lady in the tramp in the MCU god lady in a tramp in the MCU that'd be stupid but yeah I'd like another dog I want to house with a yard first though you know it'd be nice to have a yard just so they could romp and play in a nice fenced in area don't have to worry about them escaping and also it's nice because in the morning I could just open a door instead of having to like put clothes on and go outside the only thing that I get worried about because I take Spencer for walks a lot because one it's a responsible thing to do the dog dad but two I don't have a yard and so I have to like take him out but the only thing if I had a place with a yard is I would be worried that I would get lazy and not take them as for as many walks because I wouldn't necessarily have to I wouldn't have to take him on a walk to go to the bathroom you know what I mean if he had to go to the bathroom I could just let him outside not mean know what I mean know what I mean how long are you streaming for I don't know long time did you see the Hansel and Gretel trailer I did I saw it when I went to see it too it looks really good it looks really really good very spooky I'm digging it it sucks that we don't talk that much there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go well you ever visit South Africa I don't know maybe I would like to at some point I still gotta see it too well it just came out yesterday don't be too hard on yourself Joe you got time based on it being it too it'll probably be in theaters for another like month do do do do do do your workspace is aesthetic yeah I I've come to a realization recently I really love my workspace uh nafis novice I'm sorry for butchering your name thank you so much for the 10 bucks happy seven years thank you so much happy seven years to all you guys happy seven years at the channel huh um I've come to this realization recently I love my office it's great it's wonderful it's got borderline soundproofing which is great it's on the the bottom floor of where I live like it's connected to the garage there's some separation between my living space and my workspace it's very hard for my neighbors to hear me because one I'm like the corner unit which is great um but two again it's underground so it's not connected I there are no shared walls at all the only shared walls are there there are no shared walls there this wall back here goes to the underground that wall over there goes into my own garage and then that wall that wall goes into the underground again and that wall goes into my laundry room so if sound is traveling through it's all going only to my garage into my laundry room so it's all shit that I already oh it's great here's the downfall here's the downfall one two three four walls zero windows not even a little one there is no none zero not even a point one percent there is no daylight in this room at all so it gets a little sad especially during the winter when it's um when the days are shorter because I come down here to start recording and then I go back upstairs and it's dark and it's like oh fuck okay so it's a little weird it's a little weird I'm gonna see if I can get some like daylight um emulating like light panels or something to put in here just because it's not like from a health standpoint it's not healthy for me to be not in sunlight for such a long time because most of my days are spent down here so you know let's try this again your spongebob impression why Rita thank you so much for the three dollars why do you want me to do a spongebob impression I was that good you are now a cave person see there it is I am a cave person and I don't like it I do like I love my office I just wish I wish that there were one window that would be nice like I wish there was a window right on that wall over there that would be so great so wonderful just get windows installed I can't it's underground like it's a basement I mean this office is in a basement so there's no there's nothing anyway I can't get windows installed the only window I could get installed would be into my garage which also is underground then has no daylight so there would be no point to that I would have the same problem so yeah what if I did daylight sound no not sound daylight light panels bees lighting huh hold on I want natural light emulating light panels I gotta tell you no I don't want that no I don't I don't want that well that just looks stupid none of this will work I'm just going to complain about it all right thank you what does daylight sound like is it warm there it is it is warm how warm I'll tell you 87 degrees currently fuck it is 87 degrees and it's 10 30 in the morning so not even peak heatery right now guys you like jazz I do I do like jazz I do ain't nothing quite like a nice of jazz drums you know you know should we do a hashtag should we have a hashtag for this celebration should we just do a hashtag seven years of crank gameplays seven years of CGP seven years of Ethan's ass should we shall we do we will you visit Delos where do you like Hamilton I've never listened to Hamilton I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry does pepper like jazz of course pepper likes jazz of course goodbye I'm gonna go watch mark fucking if you're telling my story that's my life goodbye just joking have fun spider 145 uh what are you doing with your hat it's gone it's gone it's uncomfortable the string makes my chin uncomfortable okay all right hmm hashtag peppa party let's do hashtag seven years of CGP seven years of crank gameplay seven years I don't know I don't sure seven years of underground what's all the peppa jokes about uh peppa pig peppa pig peppa I don't even know where that meme came came from the peppa meme I can't listen to Hamilton I will get banned for life because of copyright can't do it I can't do it can't do all right flex glued under your chin why would I do that why would I are you ticklish of course every once in a while um play beat saber oh I wish I had beat saber set up down here because I would actually I wouldn't because again the copyright thing couldn't do it um do people want me to play a game because I will I will if you want me to I will I will I will what games do I even have right now I don't know honestly I don't know am I the only one who's terrified of peppa no rightfully so peppa seven one dude peppa is fucking tall peppa could play in the NBA peppa could peppa could peppa would be a bitch in center open steam please let's see what we've got under here huh opinion on cheesecake it's my favorite type of dessert is it a pie is it a cake it's more like a pie or is it in its own house hmm I've got to tell you life without you has been hard has been bad has been rough kinky and I miss talking about life and other stuff creature in the well that looks kind of cool I like my parents who says that peppa's dad two times her size that's right fucking peppa's dad is like 14 feet how tall is peppa I hate that it says how tall is peppa pig's daddy look peppa pig's dad is extremely overweight daddy pig although may not seem like it is actually standing at 14 feet two inches tall he has a brown mustache and that's all that is said that is so funny god he's 30 years old birthday October 10th 1977 death wait what dude peppa pig's dad died spoilers November 30th 2011 dude why did peppa pig's dad die well I mean it says right there death daddy pig was cursed to turn into a caterpillar at the age of 56 by witchy pig he turned back into daddy pig to celebrate turning back into daddy pig he entered a hot dog eating contest he ate 106 hot dogs and died what is this trivia daddy pig was taken to court last week for being accused of 9 11 he was trial and convicted of planning the terror attack on September 11th 2001 he knew he needed to help with the with the act and pledged alliance to a law and lying with Osama bin Laden what the fuck is this Wikipedia page about peppa pig's dad oh my god daddy pig holds a record for muddy puddle jumping god this is very silly uh poor peppa pig's dad daddy pig is a bit greedy this can be seen in many episodes as evidence of the situation mainly food related situations like one of their picnics where he literally gobbled everything in the basket not saving anyone any food for example there was once a third child in the big family but daddy pig loves bacon and the child sadly went missing it is unclear whether these two facts are related he is also a miser daddy pig is a bit grumpy especially when he loses his glasses god that is so funny let's see what they have for peppa that is so funny so fucking funny peppa has the shape of a human being human being but she is a pig peppa almost always wears a red dress a white nappy in black shoes interestingly in the episode new shoes she lost her shoes and she bought some red shoes however in the episode the school fate feet i don't know she was back in black shoes in trip to china she has a red and pink hand foo in poppies and puddles she has a simple red dress with flowers and polka dotted designs in a crimson hat with a pink ribbon tied in a bow at the front in dance class she wears okay okay i don't need to know about all of her outfits the rumor comes out daddy pig is a cannibal it's true it's it's true god peppa pig how old is how tall is mom pig how tall is peppa pig's mom dude she died too what the hell how tall is peppa pig's mom she's seven one as well wait is she peppa pig family i want to see him all there's no way dude there's no fucking way peppa pig is seven one daddy pig okay let me put this up on on the screen real quick let me let me put this let me put this in the hold on all right so here we have peppa pig right let me bring this over here we've got peppa pig peppa pig stands at a whopping seven foot one inches all right i don't know what that is in centimeters seven foot one in centimeters it's 215.9 centimeters 215 centimeters that's how tall peppa pig is seven one or 215 centimeters tall okay that means her little brother is probably six five six seven maybe i don't know her dad is 142 so that's what 430 centimeters give or take so that means the mom on the hey talking about peppa pig right now peppa do you want this on your head peppa okay do you know how tall peppa pig is peppa pig is six foot peppa pig is seven one stream say hi to mika hi stream i'm not gonna be here long i'm leaving okay well uh happy seven years peppa pig is seven happy seven years thank you love you peppa pig is seven one peppa pig ready for this hold on peppa pug how how tall is peppa pig's daddy pig 14 feet tall 142 i would like you to read i would like you to read i love my mental where'd be a daddy pig was taking a call obviously okay oh my god so here's the question though because on the wiki it says that peppa pig is seven one but it says that mama pig is seven one no how tall is mommy pig if daddy pig is 142 you could edit this wiki for yourself how tall pig is a big fan of crank gameplay peppa peppa hi mika says chat yeah i see mommy period is probably like 10 feet probably yeah husband's or did he eat his breakfast he just sat in your bedroom in the dark while i showered and got ready sounds about right to open the door and everything and he was like no i'm gonna stay here he likes it in there that's what he does that's what you do like son liked mother i also like dark room and like in bed all day and never doing anything anyway i have to go catch some pokemans so i'll i'll see you guys later wish this guy more seven years happy seven years okay bye okay i can walk you out real quick because i'm gonna grab spencer i'll be back chat say bye to mika okay bye here he comes everyone can we please have a round of applause i forgot that this is still up a round of applause for the boy you've all been waiting for spencer it's spencer what breed is spencer he's a mini australian shepherd mix he really is the best boy can i have a kiss hey can i have a kiss spencer hey can i have a kiss thank you thank you mr he's the best boy in town really really he is the best boy in town thank you all so much he appreciates your applause he really does he's got such bony little feet there's there's so pointy they're just digging right into my thighs spencer smell this oh what does it smell like that was a big yawn bud it's a big yawn what is he doing you can go if you want you don't have to stay here all right what a good boy he is the music is off why is the music off excuse me excuse me there she go spencer's full name is spencer's full name spencer dogbert darling no it's just spencer dogbert md he's a dogger he's a dogger yes he is how old is spencer he turned one on april third so he's a little over a year oh spencer i'll get the shit out of your bed i'm sorry time to blow up another letter why don't we do the why why don't we do the why age of the boy hmm here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go someday here we go here we go why the letter of the year welcome to Jurassic Park this is great guys this is great so far really just magnificent really just magnificent all right well what should we do guys should we play minecraft should we play some sort of game what would we like to play hmm what would be we'd like to play it's been confirmed why is the letter of the year it is well then i'm going to new releases because there's other games that maybe i want to play five nights at freddy's what year do you think it is uh uh uh i'll boot up the good old the good trusty old minecraft i will boot up the trusty trusty mine so we back in the mine pick tax rolling from side to side side to side cool math games i don't think so i don't think so i need okay here we go now here's a question what if we started a new world in hardcore let's fucking go guys this can we get some hype in the chat we're gonna do a hardcore time we're gonna see if i can survive at all here we go this is the start of something beautiful isn't it isn't it i need more i need more wood this is going to be hardcore here we go get ready for a hardcore minecraft how long will i survive i could survive all day as in all day in real life i could survive for the next five seconds we will play minecraft until i die or until i don't want to play anymore okay those are the rules because i'm down to play minecraft but i'm also not like this isn't all i really want to play i also don't really have a big plan for the stream so you know this is not all i want to play so if i do die in minecraft in the next you know 10 minutes then that's it for minecraft after the day guys that's all okay i'm going to get a hefty amount of wood there we go here we are oh i should probably kill some i should probably kill some things shouldn't i here we go i'm going to hold on rita thank you so much for the dollar 99 oh that's not how that works damn it hold on i'm fucking everything up guys fucking everything up everything's fine i'm just breaking everything everything is a okay everything is fine there's way too much shit in this layer right now hold on no not that that's not what i want this is what i want you are the one i want ooh ooh ooh this is how long been going here we go don't worry everything's fine isn't what i want it to do but that's okay hold on everything will work god damn it i'm so bad at everything i do here's what we do here's what we do i know i know what to do okay that took way too fucking long you did something happened what move it under the face came that's what i did that is what i did everything is fine also i think everything was happening in minecraft as i did that i don't think that pausing the game made the game actually pause oh well oh well what are you doing down there what are you doing down there silly man how's my silly boy doing huh how is my silly boy doing all right we gotta get i guess i i guess i need to uh make another one of these boys don't i do do and do do i'm gonna make a sword real quick yep yep yep yep thank you all right piggy's come here i need your blood i need you you i need you to be here with me gotta get some shaders well yeah oh brian hello brian what are you doing today would you like to play a game with me for my seven-year celebration if you don't i'm going to judge you forever and you're not going to be my friend anymore maybe this is where i'll build my house hmm i could build my house over here in the swamp lands the swamplands plenty of pigs here plenty of pigs don't run away piggy i will kill you in the night thank you thank you thank you thank you wow wow this is great do they have the recipe book in the hardcore version of minecraft because if they don't oh boy chat you will be my recipe book get me some seeds okay elia elia hardcore minecraft brian you wouldn't understand because you're not as hardcore as i am you wouldn't get it you wouldn't fucking understand brian okay i'm going to build myself a house now it's going to be a quaint house yes it actually what i'm going to do real quick is build myself a little shovel and actually i'm going to make it one floor down it'll be kind of a fun little it'll be kind of fun because we have limited resources so i don't want to use too many resources to build the house uh at the start our camp thank you so much for the 14 ethans hardcore i know i know it perfect perfect okay here we go did i wait i thought that i made okay well i was gonna do a bunch of them but i think that that might not be wise so we'll just do in here a few more a few more make ourselves a little roof here we are gonna just make it even realize that this it's okay perfect brian did you say that you wanted to play a game i don't read chat you always make fun of me brian for not reading chat well sorry i'm hardcore mine crafting right now i'm hardcore minecraft my hardcore minecrafter hardcore minecrafter okay we will put this here over in the corner one more set of stairs this is not at all necessary but it's okay oh and i need a door wow guys we got ourselves a little house don't me don't we okay i'm gonna i need to be really careful because because i do not have much time but i want to make a furnace so then i've made an advancement the stone age and we've got some charcoal here your brand listen i'm playing hardcore minecraft brian i need to be careful okay as careful as i can because i can't let the demons get me you know because once i die that's it that's damn it get some light oh that's what i'm doing getting some charcoal okay good we've got charcoal just putting them around here excellent now we've got ourselves a little home don't we don't we wonderful shit we have just not enough cobblestone going back so we need more oh why didn't i pick up this cobblestone silly silly silly i need food really bad which is a good thing i've got this guys we're doing it making thank you so much for the two this house is so cute i know i know i may have an answer but maybe not oh yeah brian you should text me me do you want to play a game brian do you want to play a game i don't know what game we would play but you know there wow isn't this nice isn't this nice this is nice i like that i like this little house this is good this is good this is good we all fall down great job seven years why are we falling down b rb beauty pie i gotta do my chores what chores do you have to do brian you have to do chores okay uh kind of goons are out here it's kind of goblins are out wandering the castle gonna get me some more cobblestone so i can make some stone tools and then we can really get to work guys please don't get shot here we go here we go we'll make a couple stone pickaxes actually great this is good stuff dude brian if you want to play a game you should text me doggies oh my gosh doggies doggie would you like to be mine yes i got a dog boy can i get two dog boys best friend best friend look at all these dog boys around here guys if we can get some dog boys oh there was only one hold on see what i really need to get is oh little zombo i hate you i hate you oh no oh no two creepers oh my god guys i need to get back i need to get back into my home oh no oh no that's no good oh i almost just died god damn everything's fine everything's fine no i want to watch you play minecraft doggie is this my boy yeah it is oh hello hello hello all right you can teleport out of there it's fine i'm gonna start mining a tad bit because i want to because i should you know because i should do do do do do do do do do do do do do do give me iron man iron man spiderman iron man squinkies boys squinkies boys new marvel heroes this is that good good this is that good good thank you so much for iron i appreciate it wow guys bless up blessed make a bed i don't have i need to get like wool and shit what do i need for a bed i need wool so i need to find sheep it's just wool and wood or some shit like that right it shouldn't be that hard i just need to find sheep especially now that i have a dog friend my sweet little dog friend put this here i need to find more charcoal to because i need fuel i need fuel to fuel my my uh my thing so i can make iron ingots and so i can cook my meat is that in the game that sound i think there might be a mine shaft somewhere down here there may be a mine shaft unless that was in the song that i'm listening to which i highly doubt it but did anyone else see that bye brian thanks for coming hope you were inspired by my minecraft skills jeepers creepers jeepers creepers and i think he's so much a becoming member more iron more iron thank you so much iron man do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do perfect perfect great great perfect perfect perfection greatness awaits got good stuff going on so far get out of the hole okay put that there thank you and we'll put that there i'm gonna grab water really quick i'll be right back couldn't find water but that's okay why is that there guys we've lasted 24 minutes so far couldn't find my water bottle oh it's down here on the floor whoops hi spender you being a good boy all right how is everybody doing you guys doing good i sure do hope so i sure do hope so thank you guys again for coming to the stream i feel like i don't say it enough but i really really appreciate you guys being here um being here on the channel at all um guys our um our thing is done that's pretty dope wow yes love that i love that for us that's great um i really do appreciate you guys being here at all um i i is that a hydro flask i do have a hydro flask my actual water bottle is a hydro flask um what music is playing um i really do appreciate you guys being here at all um i think sometimes it's easy for me to take um this kind of stuff for granted um and i've sort of realized that recently where i feel like i'm taking this for granted um i don't mean to at all um i've i've been dealing with a lot of with a lot of health stuff recently specifically mental health stuff um i don't know why i'm deciding to get deep right now um but i was just sort of thinking about it as i was getting my drink um is that uh i don't know i've developed anxiety and like mild depression over the past year um it's my nose natural yes um and it's it's been really really hard to be completely honest i don't have it nearly as hard as other people do and i'm not trying to complain or anything um but um it's been really hard to figure out my brain and i'm and i'm starting to a little bit i'm taking steps to like to to better my health and my mental health and stuff like that um but uh yeah no sometimes i feel like i take this shit for granted um and i and i don't want to at all um i'm really incredibly lucky incredibly incredibly incredibly lucky to be able to do what i do um and the fact that seven years ago i started doing this thing and it was this thing that i really loved more than anything and i wanted to do it so so badly and the fact that i am where i am now is insane like i got so lucky i i worked my ass off but i got so lucky and um and most people don't um and i'm fully aware that like yeah there are tons of channels out there that are huge way bigger than i am and way bigger than i ever will be um but the fact that i am where i am right now is seriously like most people don't get that um and i am really really grateful for the audience that i have and to be where i am and i feel like i i don't say that enough and i feel like recently i've been taking it for granted and i've just been lazy and i've been you know like unmotivated and yeah part of that is because of my brain um and i'm trying to figure it out and i'm taking steps to figure it out and i hope that it will get better because i feel like the last like year year and a half i've really been all over the place with youtube and i haven't been doing a good job and i haven't been like a good youtuber i know that that sounds weird to say but like i i don't think that i have been um and i really want to get better um and be at a point again where like i'm making things consistently and i'm making things that i'm proud of um like i used to i used to make two videos a day no problem and they were good videos and now i can barely make a few videos uh a few videos a week sometimes um so yeah i i don't know um i just wanted to say that i appreciate you guys um and i want to thank you for being here um and the fact that we've been doing this for seven years now is so so crazy and the fact that we are where we are is insane and i just wanted to say thank you um because the channel the channel has come really really far we've been doing this for seven years we're at almost we're very close to 800k i think nope not that not that not that how close are we the 800k we're at 7855 that's really close it's really close to 800k and then 800k even though it's a huge number is 200,000 away that's a lot of people but it's 200,000 away from a million so we are like starting to hit that home stretch and that's crazy we're 215,000 away from from hitting a million subscribers it's fucking crazy dog that's fucking crazy um yeah so just thank you guys so much for being here and hanging out there's a bunch of people unsubbing and resubbing right now i i'm not sure why but it just keeps going like the live sub count i'm looking at right now just keeps going did it did it did it did it everyone quick unsub and resub make social blade do some work um the road to a million has begun the road to a million started seven years ago i always like dreamed of for some i mean a million's the number that everyone like wants to hit you know a million is the one where it's like wow do you think a channel could have a million subscribers it's such a like pie in the sky number and then sometimes like in my case the channel gets to a point where it was always like a no like what a dream that would be and now it's like oh fuck that could actually happen like shit that's crazy so that's that's kind of insane everybody did actually unsub we just lost so many subscribers we just went down by like almost 50 subs that's funny um i don't want to take away my three-year subscribe though um but yeah i just wanted to take a moment to say my appreciations let's get back to sweet old minecraft what happened that is i went away from the page whoa is it dark out not yet not yet let's get some stuff i want to find a little lamb mary had one i think see the nice thing about having a dog too is that the dog will attack uh hold up a sec guys potential for bed here we go we gotta get we got to get this lamb sheep road to one million let's go maybe maybe dog get him get him get him get him where's my dog oh pupper oh he oh lord he coming oh lord he coming eventually come on pupper my pupper's right below my feet right now hi from main the home state what's up thank you doggo can you swim faster please even eat oh you're right i thought you were talking about in real life for a second and i was like i just ate a full breakfast none okay all right doggo come with me i need you to do some murdering for me watch watch as he go no kill him no you're supposed to do that isn't that what doggos do come on get him that's what doggos do right you tell them to murder and then they murder yeah murder haha we got the cow all right um oh so we do still have recipes we do has recipe come on get the cow get the cow get the cow there we go wonderful love that okay let's go back to the home base real quick right quick if i get this is this how you get like the dies and stuff if i want to die his collar blue that'd be kind of cute that'd be kind of cute wouldn't it okay okay okay feed your dog okay come here puppy there you go i can give him a raw beef his tummy can handle it that's what dog's tubbies are for handling that raw beef all right flowers make dies okay so now pupper where did my boy go there he is oh blue collar haha it's cute i love that love it love it love it come here pup good job good job boy oh i'll give you a button yay eat the chicken eat the chicken okay uh now how do we how do we bed yes oh i need three i can do that there we go the black bed would have been cool but that's okay maybe i'll put my bed right here right next to the door that looks kind of dumb here hold on hold on actually know what i'm gonna do we'll make that go down into something will it looks dumb maybe i don't know for now we'll just have the bed right over here and now we can have a save point and that's nice cool sweet dreams sweet dreams little dog we've lasted 40 minutes in hardcore minecraft and we've got steaks love that love that for me all right we're gonna go down so we back in the mine got our pickaxe moving from side to side side to side oh yes need this i need this very bad whoa oh no i'm so sorry here have a steak have a steak have a steak don't go don't go don't go don't go have a steak oh my god i'm so sorry there we go you don't have to sit down you just went in front of me and i got scared i should just have him go and sit at home just so i don't accidentally murder him again you can die your bed too got a blue bed got a blue balls i think i might hear something i might hear a little bit of a little bit of water a little bit of a watering hole i might be hearing a little water boy oh boy oh boy okay hold on keep going just keep digging down just keep mining for that sweet sweet good good and we have found water all right that very much but what is down here in the quaves do we have anything that we'd like anything that we'd like down here a little bit a little tiny bit the iron do you love me some iron thank you oh boy oh boy you scared me boy oh boy you scared me good little pup oh we got loads of iron going to be rich really need just diamond though that's the jackpot which we are not even nearly close enough where are we no that's not what i want f3 we're on 51 is that really we're on 50 wait hold on 151 the fuck we have to go so deep guys for we must have been way above sea level because we have to go to like we have to go to like hold on oh my god yeah we have to go to like between like 9 and 15 i think is where uh is where diamond is usually found and we're on like 45 well that sucks we are like sort of high up in this in this cave system though so we have to be careful so i can't see much of anything oh boy oh yeah i kind of want them to explode yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah see it's hard to see but it's okay i'm so sorry little boy i'm so sorry if you kill my dog i will murder you in the night i will murder you please come back little dog boy okay we're getting spooky right now this is not a great place to just be chilling at but there's many valuables this is pretty sick all right well we'll come back we will come back for sure good find a good good find where did we where do we come out of over here okay all right let's go back up top a good find guys a good find i just want to make sure that i have more torches because i don't have any wood on me at all did we mine through the night i think we might have mine through the night we might have minded it through the night there we go there we go my sweet summer child chat how you doing use glasses to put a torch down what what are you talking about you you're crazy put glasses down what do you mean what you mean let's make another furnace like two two furnace two furnaces there we go here we go how do we die the bed also let's make it that crunch noise oh i think it was the trees falling down the big tree fall down how do you make that's cool look at my blue bag i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it sweet crafting my god thank you all right well let's uh let's get ready for uh the time of our lives okay i'm gonna keep dirt just in case i need to get out don't need that don't need that don't nope nope nope nope nope uh yep nope nope nope nope nope no we'll be needing that i'm gonna make four pickaxes i think that looks good let's go back to the mine let's go back down let's see if we can get actually i don't want my sweet baby boy to die come here we're gonna go back up top sweet baby boy sweet baby boy come come come beggin thank you so much for the two sweet baby boy i want you to come here come here sweet baby boy come here sweet baby boy come on come here sweet baby boy yeah come here i know that i hit you with my pickaxe before it was an accident come here i want you to sit in here think about what you've done will you come here please you're a bad listener sweet baby boy sweet baby boy come on you need to come in here sweet baby boy come here come here oh does he see his friends are you lonely come here yeah come in here oh yeah yeah just sit on top of that all right i'll be back i'll be back i'm gonna go mining daddy's gotta go mine yuck what's your dog's name sweet baby boy obviously all right guys this is a risky risky business that we're about to do i want to do a few things fuck i wanted to do other things hold on i need to get torches that was the one thing that i forgot to get now all of my coals back upstairs i need torch i need your laugh oh actually one we should make a torch two we should make a shield in case skeletons come down i don't want to get caught between some skelly skelly boys no thanks uh shields easy it's about to say do i not have any coal left i do i have many coals should be enough should be enough all right now sweet baby boy i'm leaving you but i will be back i will be back sit down here is where it was go ahead explode jokes on you bitch got them all right we're gonna go down to we're gonna go down don't mind at night why not mine at night is there a secret that i don't know about is there some dastardly secret why shouldn't i mine at night i mean the mobs are going to be here anyway so does it really matter because they they don't just show up when it's dark right or when it's night they just show up when it's dark i'm pretty sure that's the rule do do do do more mobs at night yeah but does it actually matter though is that gold i think that's gold i don't think it's diamond something very fun nonetheless that is gold guys we got gold pretty good pretty damn good let's go down here real quick Ethan be extremely careful please be so so careful so careful guys we're getting we're getting hella iron right now hella gold for he bass hashtag gold for he bass uh once i die which may not ever happen uh but i'm gonna go through the hashtag so are we doing seven years of crank gameplays seven years of cgp on twitter something like that um i do want to go through the hashtag so if you have any any questions any art anything like that put it in the hashtag let's do seven years of cgp just because it's short shards and spate here's what i want to try and do i have to go to the source of it don't i i do i do i do i do the sources right there there we go we got lava i love making me an incinerator all right Ethan you're playing a dangerous game right now you're playing a very dangerous game be careful lapis lazuli wow wow that blue that good blue shit there's redstone over there guys am i am i flying too close to the sun am i am i playing a a game that's a bit too dangerous right now i'm just holding shift as much as i can oh my god too close too fucking close oh my god i almost got shot off the edge that was so fucking close oh my gosh where are we right now right 20 that was way too close where is he where was that skeleton i think this is too dangerous guys i think this is too much of a danger game too much danger here danger danger ah that's where you are you fucker i will kill you in your sleep except i won't i'll kill you in your daytime i'll kill you in your wokeness i'll kill your friend too you will not get out alive i will steal your bones and make dogs eat them and make them become my friends i will use your body to prevent wolves the local wolves will love me because i gave them your body oh my god i got two text massages mika's out raiding right now as in pokemon go and she just texted me she's just like babe look i nearly got a perfect entay all right this looks like a cool spot too redstone here redstone in my neighborhood it's more likely than you think guys it's more likely than you goddamn think go down go down the water go down in the water whoa yes whoa oh demon demon guys after this we're going up we are going up because i cannot risk it demon sweet sweet demon YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM you directions Fucking Delish, Oh my god Guys we did it What's the point of Minecraft now. We already found diamond You know, so even a point anymore. That's the endgame that's a Avengers endgame that's adventures End game. All right now. We just got to get out of here without fucking dying All right Ethan. Don't fuck it up now. I'm so glad that we made the shield That was such a good idea. Don't come back up Skelly boy Here we go Back up to the surface. We just got to get to the house Put them in a sweet savory chest And then we'll be good We'll be safe at last Sweet baby boy will be there on the home stretch guys. Nothing can stop us now We made it safe Safety and our diamonds guys. I'm so proud. I'm so proud of us So damn proud of us Make some ore Some ingots some spider-man and iron man. Did we really not get any Coal while we don't while we were down there big surprise honestly big surprise I like that too. Thank you so much for the five Nicole Two fives. Thank you so much guys. Thank you so much for all the donations. That's very very sweet of you They are Very much appreciated never expected. I just want you All to remember that because I don't expect people to donate is Super super nice of you who do But it is not Not suspected Nobody is obligated To donate Gonna make Make a little spot and then I want to make Can we not make a stone trap door? All right, there she blows Now we got all the shit that we don't want Don't want this don't want this don't want this don't know nope nope nope nope I do I do I do I do I do I do I do Don't don't don't don't don't Don't just put away this shit for now Just be careful Ethan, please don't fall in I should probably make myself some iron now shouldn't I I don't really want Lapis Luzuli I Love my little incinerator. It's so great. Just getting rid of shit It's so nice. So nice. Can we sleep now? We got two chests Now we got two you can feed your dog rotten meat. Oh shit doesn't hurt him So cute Such a good boy I love him so much Love him so much Oh fuck Yeah, I specifically Okay, nope. Nope. Nope Nope Nope There thar she blows and we have double boy Double trouble boy on to God's side better quick dog bone Ender bed Don't look at him in the eyes or else he'll poop on you He'll poop right under your chest, which is bad depending on who you are I guess your view on that kind of thing Me goes out catching so many fucking good Pokemon right now She's got an entay and a tyrant. It's our back-to-back. I don't know how many you guys play Pokemon go. Oh My god, I need to get myself a Pokeball I need to get myself a pokeball. I need it. I Need it What will it ship? Want it tomorrow? Yes Yes, I do want it tomorrow. Oh my god continue proceed to check out Fuck yeah Fuck yeah, got very worried for a second that I just docked myself So I just went on Amazon to buy a Pokeball plus and I was like shit Wait, is my Amazon stuff on screen right now? Did I just fucking docks myself? I Didn't I'm happy to say that I didn't docks myself Sorry, I'm late, but happy anniversary. Mintry. Thank you so much. Oh Wait fuck did I docks myself? I didn't docks myself. Did I? Fucking hope not Did the timer go away or did it show anything on screen? Did the timer just go to white? I hate how much latency there's No, you didn't okay Okay good What's doxing it's it's when you reveal your own address Actually, is it specifically your own address or is it just personal information? Let's see. Oh, okay. It's just private or identifying information But it's it's to like Publicly like oh see it does say right there. See that's why I was worried for a second Yeah It's not just your address for a bit. I thought it was just tragic It's just private information and somebody like publishing it on the internet. So to docks myself My god fucking rip dude Damn Dude fucking that's hardcore. I Can't respawn. That's what card hardcore is. I cannot respawn I'm not in God that's so sad That is so sad I'm not in normal survival in normal survival. You can respawn if you have a bed Can't do that in hardcore hardcore once you die. You're done Damn, dude. Well, let's take a sec to appreciate the world that we built We got little boy. Oh my god guys, you know what the saddest thing is he's gonna wait for me forever He's gonna wait for me until the day he dies because I have him sitting. Oh My god, that's so sad. Oh my god, that is so sad. Let's say goodbye to our To our thing. Oh, we can see where all the shit is Whoa, dude Well, man with the shovel, what's up? I Think this is where we were before. Yeah, this is where we were before Down here so we can see Where this goes to pretty cool pretty cool pretty cool Where's the diamond, where's all of the diamond I want I want all of it. How do I get all of the diamond? Damn, dude creeper. Oh man Creeper. Oh man Very sad Very very sad, there's my house It's the underground of my house. Here's the mine that we were digging in Man God, there's so much lava. Here's some diamond. There's a little bit. I think it's just one block Well guys That's hardcore Minecraft for you. Very sad Well, this world isn't that big Unless I go to the edge and it continues It's at the end. No, I continue Well Sad moment sad sad moment sweet baby boy I'll be seeing you so sad. I lasted an hour and 15 minutes 115 it's all it's all it took Damn damn damn sometimes it just be like that though, you know I Gotta head out see happy seven years again. Thank you so much Joe. I'll see you later Have a good day Have a good day so sad So sad that I had to go like that Sitting here complaining about it. Let's blow up another ladder shall we? This one's the R We shall live on we shall We shall another balloon here we go Here we go again Here we go again Here we go again Here we go again Here we go. Why is it deflating? Don't deflate Don't you dare The number are a little sad a little sad honestly Just a little the art from Minecraft Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do All right All right How's everybody doing? My butt hurts so much. I went to the gym for the first time in like two months yesterday and It hurts my butt hurts so much. I was doing squats and it's so sad It just hurt a lot to be honest. What now? I don't know. What do you guys want to do now? It's noon 30 So I've been streaming for three hours So I'll stop probably stream for another three or four Who knows? Can't say long, but I just wanted to say congrats on seven years You've come so far and worked so hard. Can't wait to see what more you'll do. Thank you so much, Alicia. A a I'm so much. I'm so much. I'm so sorry if I butchered your name. I don't think it's pronounced Alicia Aishla Aishla, I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. Will you inflate all the letters? You'll have to stay and find out dude. Hold on. I'm gonna grab scissors really quick. Hold on Good good good good Okay, happy seven years everyone this this this this this this this it starts to wear off pretty quick Pretty damn quick It doesn't taste very good. It doesn't taste very good. All right I'm trying to figure out what game I want to play next. Maybe I just want to chat a little bit though You know, maybe I just want to chat a little bit with my sweet and savory sauce That is helium That is helium. What is up my cranky crew? Oh That's like somebody attempting to do an impression of my intro is just sucking in helium Spencer was getting all confused I'm not gonna break all mark. Stop asking. He's also in Korea. I'm not gonna call him I'm not gonna use my sweet and savory Minutes, I don't even know what time it is there. I'm not going to prank call anybody. It's also 430 in the morning there so Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it even if it wasn't 430 in the morning So stop asking Yeah, I think maybe we'll just we'll just chill first. Oh, I did say that I was gonna go on the hashtag I forgot about that Let me pull that up real quick. Let me pull that up real quick real quickity. Duda Are we doing hashtag seven years of CGP That's what I was going on to That's 48 walls. Oh, this is cute fan art. Hold on Look at that look at that Look at that Oliver is blank. Thank you so much No, let me please That is good shit ties and distance his dog still sitting Good meme good meme good good meme Okay, hold on there are some questions on here too little bit of questions on it Okay There's random ads on here. Although I've only been watching Ethan for a few months I just wanted to say these months have made me genuinely happy Which is something I haven't really experienced in the last couple of years waking up. I would constantly watch Your videos I watch your old videos your new videos and everything in between Seeing you play games and being genuinely happy made me appreciate humanity more than I ever had before Thank you crank gameplays for making my world a better place. Oh Mav I think Maeve Mav. Thank you so much. That's really really sweet I'm really glad that my videos can Can make you guys smile. Oh, there's pictures of me and Spencer on here. Oh, what a guy Oh, what a guy he is He's so fucking God he's so cute. I love him people putting into pictures of Spencer. Oh my god. He's so cute. Oh This is awful to I Can't I can't show that on stream. Can I I don't know what's your definition of a visco girl and I open you I Have a hydro flask. Is it visco or visco? I don't know I don't know Oh What's your favorite film I have many favorite films I have many many I Loved ten cloverfield Lane. I love basically anything by Edgar Wright. I love I Mean the Harry Potter franchise is one of my favorite franchises. I love Jurassic Park. I loved Fight Club. I love The Dark Knight. I love Pulp Fiction. I Love I really liked Once Upon a Time in Hollywood a lot I love Lamp See what I did there. Thank you Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much really appreciate it. Thank you bless you. Thank you Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ok Are you going to play a game on stream I was just playing um I was just playing Some I Was just playing some Minecraft, but then I died because I was playing Hardcore and then I died and you know, and you know sometimes it's sometimes it to be like that that uh what game would we i don't really want to play more minecraft to be honest tbh we'll play something different i sort of wanted to play a game with brian but i guess he doesn't want to because he was like oh i just want to watch you play minecraft and i was like but brian but brian but brian um me and brian playing uno just the two of us just the two of us play some stardew valley you want to see me play the sims i'll see if it needs an update i'd be done to play the sims play minecraft i literally just got done playing minecraft i said that i would play minecraft until i died and then i died and i was playing hardcore so let me uh let me see if there's a big update in sims i'll start the update if there is and if there's not then maybe we'll play some sims there is a sims update 14 gig oh six gigs uh are you gonna see it chapter two i just saw it on thursday night how do you see your channel in exactly one year oh my god i have no idea i do not know hopefully over a million that'd be cool hopefully just like hanging out and enjoying what i'm doing and having fun who's your favorite marvel character spider-man spider-man or wolverine but lately it's been going way more towards spider-man please do horror we could play some horror games we could do some horror games what horror game what horror game could we do we could do horror game hold on steam come up come up here come get your come opens come here steam what would you want for a horror game what would you want we could just play uh some random oh is Blair witch out we could play Blair witch it's only five hours guys we could play Blair witch let me see if i have a code for Blair witch that's one of the coolest things about being a youtuber specifically a gaming youtuber i get so many fucking codes for games it's nutty dude did i get a code for Blair witch did i get a code for Blair witch i don't think i got a code for Blair witch that's final by the game i'm final buying the game and supporting the people that made the games ooh it's ooh it's ooh time did i get a key do for Blair witch i don't think i got a key that's okay i didn't get a key i will buy the game i will buy the game i will buy the game i will buy the game i will buy the wait is it a game wait hold on where did the Blair witch game not the movie where why can i not find this game on steam what is happening this is really weird for some reason i can't find the game even when i search it on steam it's just not coming up i don't understand don't understand what is happening all games adventure games okay hold on adventure come on come on gosh couldn't take me 12 years it's gonna take me why i don't understand why it's hard to find this game i don't understand i just don't understand do find it's freddy i'm not going to play five night freddy oh thank you i just don't i don't get why it's coming up open in steam view page okay why was that so hard finally got it i don't know why that took a billion years to do but that's okay that is a okay okay well guys well guys well guys we are going to play Blair witch let's see what happens when Blair witch comes in looking a a Blair witch installing sick this is gonna be cool five nights at freddy's ar like augmented reality ar or five nights at freddy's all right the game is installing cool cool cool cool cool cool thank you guys again for coming to the stream having fun i hope you're having fun too we're about to get spooky hmm about to get get a little bit spooky pepper pepper pepper's about to get spooky do you want to see what it's like inside of the hat wow incredible here you can wear it you can wear the hat you can't see it's on you though it was and then i took it off great stuff guys great great stuff it's almost done almost done almost done almost done almost done almost done wait one percent done okay all right it's gonna take about 10 minutes hey okay how different will this be to the movie i don't know i don't really know anything about either actually my friend uh my friend jamey was in the new movie james island mcune he was in what did that come out 20s 16 or was it after that uh he was in that movie what's the game guys it is Blair witch we are gonna play Blair witch do you play sally face in the future uh i'm not sure i don't really have any interest in playing it for some reason sorry maybe but i'm not sure you missed a super chat did i miss a super chat did i did i did i where did they go hold on please play rainbow six each i'm not going to sorry it's ashley oh okay okay the same one from pretty oh okay sorry sorry sorry you give my days a bit of sunshine thank you fantasy thank you i'm glad that i could give you a little bit a little bit of sunshine show us your clothes i'm wearing this shirt made by levito it's a sweet little pufferfish dude sally face is a really good game yeah i've heard it's really good when was the last time you hung out with amy and kathryn the other day i live with kathryn yeah the other day are you gonna play blurb ish is that a plan word to a Blair witch a bra moment did i just have a bra moment no sims we might play sims later but we're gonna play Blair witch people want me to and it seems cool and i could go for a good spooky scary a spooky scary skeleton ethan can i ask you something sure is there an actual witch i don't know overwatch not gonna play it sorry i'm not good at it and i haven't played it in a long time so i don't really want to i don't really want to three more minutes till the spooky scaries go it's got a dog there's a dog in it oh yeah like that like that a whole lot got balloons what will you do to celebrate one million subs the channel hits a million subs i don't really know to be honest do not let the dog die i will try so hard to not let the dog die that gave me goosebumps what did oh the the reverb i like that it's okay to rainbow succeed just fine just do what you do best is this what i do best playing horror games i'm bad at video games roblox we are going to be playing Blair witch in one minute and 58 seconds are the banners behind you blue no they're actually black but there's a blue light over here so should i change that to a different color to make it more spooky oh it's red spooky scary so spooky so scary i like that here's a joke he said what do you call a frozen apple hardcore oh my god all right 50 50 seconds so glad to have been able to get to know you over the course of four years you made my life a million times better and i will always be here you deserve the world briad thank you briada thank you you guys are very sweet because they're very very sweet why is it not showing it's not showing everything for some reason i don't know why do do do all right here we go here we go guys it's time the modern gamer thank you so much for the 10 be funny have fun enjoy life you do best is this being nice so be nice i have to get the uh i like that i like that i have to get the thing set up real quick photosensitive a lapis uh epilepsy if you have a history up it went away there is an epilepsy warning for this game so keep that in mind this game uses binaural audio okay there we go sorry i just had to move some stuff around real quick change this to blur which and i oop here we go all right here we go guys here we go need to change the thing really quick okay i guess that's just not gonna work okay here we go guys here we go oh wait i meant to turn on subtitles i'll do that in a sec if they're not automatically turn on do do do do do do do do hello dog oh there is a dog a bloober team did that say blooper or bloober i need to change a couple settings once the game gets roly polyolan cute doggo cute cute doggo berkitsville the historic village of berkitsville you're supposed to pull over for emergency vehicles sir just letting you know it's got the good ol three on the tree you're supposed to yield for emergency vehicles oh my god oh my god oh okay we playing now hello doggie uh or tab to get your phone hello answer hello doggie i'm just gonna look at you the whole time you're going quick through this road with my dog oh yeah why wouldn't it be i'll be careful careful of what he says i say look at that cute boy or girl i'm not really sure missing peter shannon all right what if we just find him immediately game over easy peasy easy peasy squeeze the lemons are we meeting up with people i hope so i don't want to do anything alone bullet all right all right i need to change a setting really damn quick display i just don't want the quality to be on high apply the changes yes this started without us boy anthony if you're stopped if you stop piting your something every time someone mentions the witch you decide to show up check the trunk there's a walkie talkie in there for you i'm also leaving you a photo of the kid we're looking for call sheriff oh wait if you stop pissing your pants every time someone mentions the witch and decided to show up check the trunk there's a walkie talkie there for you i'm also leaving a photo of the kid we're looking for call sheriff landing on the channel on channel two once you're ready to join okay cool okay sounds good let's get a move on i suppose is there anything over here i got tents and everything tents and anything so not just peter shannon was reporting missing on the 15th 1996 damn all right all right same year i was born was seen headed to his friend's house alone 11 20 a.m the shannon has been unable to locate him since peter has a history of previous attempts to run away from home there are no eyewitnesses the initial certainty of the results the risk has been reassessed hi okay whoops okay collected items are starting your backpack that's gonna be this is the whole game guys this is a whole fucking game hold on bullet come back bullet should i save these treats actually for a time when i might need him to come should i should i no no i'm gonna give him other treats i'm gonna give him other treats now i'm gonna give him other treats come here mister you deserve them all if the witch comes fuck it off you know get out of here do not try and save me good boy good boy bullet good boy bullet oh dad let's get a move on everyone can i have some coffee i don't care let's go to the woods come on bullet actually bullet you know what you should just stay you should not come with me because i feel like it's dangerous i don't know a wooden sexual toy perhaps hmm hmm i'm going to really quick i'm going to just because we are streaming create new select font cool just gonna put that down there for people who are joining the stream just because people are joining a live stream so there we go they're not watching a video where it's at the beginning so there we go there we go there we go let's open the spooking gate let's go find this witch huh oh it's the shape of the Blair witch thing do do do do shoot good boy Blair witch Blair witch more like Blair witch am i right bullet you're ready pal you're ready kiddo okay hi landing set to channel two call how do i switch the channels on the second channel okay how do how do i set just that chilling dude who's his brother health issues i'm not gonna screw this up not this time did he just sneeze i think the dog just sneezed that's really cute okay tap see the call bullet look at bullet raisey this is bullet your right hand dog listen to his jeepers creepers pitcola think he's odd listen to his barking and watch his body language he'll be the first to alarm you of any trouble but he'll need your help to deal with it remember if you treat him the way you treat him can affect his behavior later in the game stay close to him prolonged loneliness can affect your mental state okay oh wow stay stay close pet seek if you lose sight of bullet press c to call him back when he's nearby look at him and hold c to toggle wow wow i'm just gonna use the pet one the entire time okay but what if i want to use pet the seek command search lead on bud oh look at him go prancing through the woods what a boy you find something boy oh oh mister good job good boy yes look at those big ears oh my gosh look at those big ears yes this is great uh okay hold on i'm gonna look at this yeah i'm looking for peter okay well Spencer come here maybe this sweet baby boy stay close stay close you don't leave by nightfall then you might not leave at all i'm gonna go towards this big old building okay i would like to meet up with people though because um you know i don't want to be alone an old tree what you see it oh oh what's this what do you see boy oh oh no mr. bad what did you see be careful about drinking the spooky water he's not that far off the road do you guys want to be less vague did you check that the place what place oh that place okay cool cool cool cool come here mr will you seek for me find something for me pal huh what do you got something down in the dirt there nothing all right let's go this way will you follow me you will right yeah excellent excellent i like eggs that place that place bullet where you go okay you're right here stay close to me pal i do not know where to go what do you see what do you see sweet baby boy what is this what is that what you got there let me see can i see it's a sock right it could be the child sock not much here baby boy okay is it search or is it seek you're gonna confuse him you gotta use the same words you never know all right where should i go yeah i'm here to help oh you just lounging dude okay okay so why do people not like me i have some sort of i'm related to the case somehow apparently because they're like you just because he's his brother or whatever i don't know what his brother means i suppose we will find out what oh no not a fan of this is that a ball wow oh wait is that his hat is that his hat peter's cap all right can you follow the scent my sweet baby boy sniff okay can we run though okay go ahead bullet go ahead mr man oh no oh no guys this is bad i've fallen right into the witches trap haven't i there's crows everywhere can i just go back up could i not just go back up oh my heart's beating bullet what the hell is he what the hell is he oh no is he gonna have a panic attack where are you bullet oh boy giving up now not giving up now what's that what's that noise is this like an amnesia kind of thing where i start to go a little funky whoop it's not letting me do anything what is that why does it keep bullet bullet oh this is weird oh can you turn up the game yeah bullet well that's definitely gonna come into play later sweet baby boy what a sweet little baby boy got it to show up you're a good boy don't leave me like this okay buddy i don't know i can't be alone out here where's the boy did you find something would you find okay what a good boy he is guys bullets the real MVP oh don't like that i don't like you leading me blindly into the brush but i mean i do appreciate you i really do excuse me i'm very attractive wow you don't sound fine at all you sound like you've got some issues that you need to work out i think i saw something okay all right i'm sorry deeper into the spooky woods we go come here real quick i need to give you pets because you're doing such a good job and you need to be recognized for it you need to be recognized for it you are a good boy keep going i'ma follow you okay seek go ahead mr stand the log okay don't fall into the water i don't want to have to give you a bath later i know you don't like you don't like bath so much and you know i don't want to torture you it is getting rather dark let's pull out this flashlight i hope i don't need to find like batteries and shit for my flashlight i hate that oh is this the tree they were talking about camp site is that a video camera peppa what are you doing on this video camera it's pretty beat up are we watching something oh no you're getting sucked into the camera are we gonna wake up like maybe you should no i'm fine i'll deal with it i just elis what you need is help i could have managed i can't do this anymore oh what what is it this time what i wasn't smiling enough didn't say i love you for five fucking minutes jesus christ elis do you even hear yourself yeah i could hear myself just fine and i could see the way you look at me like i'm a fucking loser you'll sick little puppy for you to look after he's getting further and further away go ahead get out yeah he's uh very not good at dealing with his problems not doing good he plays as a mess oh rough introduce you to someone bullet meet your new partner he's been through a lot just like you what sir i i can't oh you got something else going on right now just take the damn dog elis yeah what a gift look at that little bad what game is this play which what was that i knew it favorite dude you're just sitting here well how did it end up back here the tape inside might as well see what's on it red tapes allow you to manipulate reality pay attention to the environment and objects both around you and in the video fast forward rewind and stop the video in key moments to change their states and positions okay what is that uh that's cool no it is possible elis it's a video game anything can happen bullet come and sniff this oh see that was a good whistle this is where i feel as though it may get a little bit it's spooky are you guys ready for it to get spooky bullet i hate this we also i wish i had more treats for you pal maybe i can obtain some later on in the game what's wrong great destroy it it's all gone see oh and there was a thing attached oh okay don't like that don't like that was that a horcrux if i destroy them all can i destroy the witch which way pal two ways to go fork in the road one path less traveled another fork in the road you got the scent pal careful careful don't be falling down no cliffs be falling down no cliffs still on track buddy bubbers please don't run away from me oh okay okay okay walkie talkie yeah i'm here i don't know we went down a ravine and headed north up to an old campsite wait what campsite well you didn't find peter's cap either listen we're still on the trail we'll keep moving north stop playing a hero just sit your ass down till we find you i think that we should do that okay great i think that we should wait for him because i don't like being here all by my lonesome i mean we do have blood here which is great but you know there's a big rock we could tell them about the big rock god's i don't like being spooked like this oofers doofers okay okay let's destroy it oh is that us arthur okay player witch all right well i'm a head out well please don't run i had too far bud i don't want to be skirt again i don't want to be skirt in the middle of the night what's up bud he doesn't work oh what you got what you've got boy it's hard to find i think about it oh don't go into the tree you idiot what you doing my it's just a tree idiot i just wanted to say uh i know i screwed up and i'm sorry i feel like that's gonna go out soon i feel like we're gonna lose radio contact soon and the Blair witch is gonna come and then we're gonna die i feel like that's probably what's gonna happen i don't like being alone in these woods at all don't like being alone in these woods at all what you got boy a truck is this your truck now oh yes she is it's your truck really well i mean it's i might got a scent on it come here boy you might have a scent go on see if you can find something else you got it take me to it take me to the river plop me in the water i don't like the random sounds i also don't like that you're leading me off the trail bullet i trust you and i love you but honestly another tape this is my let's see what's in it i don't like that the back is scratched out can we make peter come back ellis debase peter didn't run away he was kidnapped i found a tape it shows the man who did it yes those tapes that they make things appear but there's no time landing we have to find the kid he's in serious danger ellis even even if that's true i i can't let you go alone you don't have much choice look i won't do anything stupid i'm just gonna find a way for you to catch up over and out the shot in those trenches i saw earlier come on bullet well you're still here all right i hate this hate this a whole lot if you shot around here somewhere okay tape how do i wait hold on does this appear it do why can't we just make the kid appear huh that wouldn't that be nice i don't like the music that just started playing i don't like that at all come on boy peter's in danger and we're the only ones who can help i don't like strings guys to be honest string music creeping out a little bit i feel like we're just going back where we were bullet aren't you gonna leave me in the right direction eek eek hate it eek eek hate it eek i hate it eek eek i hate it hate it eek eek i hate it eek eek i hate it hate it you sure this is the right way buddy i trust you i trust you i think we're walking in circles bullet i don't feel good about it pub rockers boy don't make me chase you eek where are you yet not liking it here he is here he is good good good oh oh is he's he's not the blur bitch oh shit my ass oh don't like that at all oh my god no thank you you hi hey it hey it hey it no thank you don't like that oh bullet now you're fine pay attention to bullets behavior is growling like yeah yeah yeah during a fight keep him close he will help you locate enemies but if left alone will become vulnerable i will become vulnerable or he will become vulnerable nothing can stop all it he is a magician what's that bub another tape another dollar okay cool great so we gotta keep our flashlight up which inevitably means that we will not have our flashlight great great oh bullet keep close to me sir don't let me go away sir my sweet child my eek uh oh oh fuck the hell oh it's you uh huh i see you now i know how to defeat you with the light you're blinded by the light alright didn't like that okay not too bad everything's fine bullet what you find boy i like that aim flashlight at it at all times okay thank you so much for the 999 i appreciate it appreciate it appreciate it where are you going dude bullet come back a sec okay now you can search but please don't leave me in the dust dude you're running too fast here hold on i'm going to pet you i'm going to pet you now can i pet him you need to give him attention you've got to you've got to you've got to hold on bullet okay now you can do it bullet we are going in circles dude we've been to this tree like 10 times bullet you going fast you going too fast boy you're fast as fuck boy where are we going i don't like this part of the woods i can't see you where is he alright baby boy leave me in the leave me in the right directions oh my oh my boy okay bullet please don't go too far i can't run i can't run that fast okay now what bullet seek where are we going i feel like we're just running in circles hold on i think we should check this out yes hold on wait what is it boy where is my boy seems familiar somehow it was on that tape we got to go back to the tape sit can we the breadcrumbs trail there it is where's my boy where doth my boy be i like that oh i don't like that sometimes really likes trees so i meant those okay dude are you like up up in the air where's my boy just wanted to say i love you your video traps a little hilariously cheer me up thank you so much stormy thank you so much for the 20 damn i don't know how to get through can you make it yeah sure i could get larger okay come in i could get there in a few minutes stay where you are okay oh no he's gonna die before we get there will you lead the way well come here this way where is the tree just like back over here right this way somewhere something like that is it this way i don't fucking know dude i hate walking through here i don't like these woods i don't like anything about them to be honest with you i do not like anything about them i guess i think maybe bullet will lead us the way because i think i think we should just be able to walk in circle again right like this way yeah is this the tree is this a white tree this is the tree he's talking about right is this not the tree so am i yeah dude that's the one well dude but i'm here i feel like i'm crazy through you emit i don't need your help it's you who needs me now i'm the only person that has god damn forest who's ever remotely close to finding that kid all right well that went well i was going rather dandy uh bitch bitch you thought okay where is he where he at oh i got you oh i got you oh i got you oh i think i got him haha haha where'd he go okay i got an email very important emit very important hold on very important i got an email whoo no signal there's no reception how do i wait how do i check the messages messages moving is always better than standing those who don't move have 99 percent hope everything is going well special offer only today third pizza 30 off fuck dude what did i send should give him a five milligram capsule twice a day do i have these capsules excuse me apparently he needs capsules well bubbers okay well what do i do now oh fuck shit what the hell just happened oh no what no it just happened everything on my computer just moved around what is happening oh my god what just happened is the stream still going why did everything everything just got wide like i have everything in like more like vertical things that was weird okay um well bud what do i do now can you well hold on the messages uh thank you so much for the 488 bye bye thank you so much for coming moving is always better than standing those who don't move have a 99 chance better start walking okay ominous weird and don't like it all right well let's just go down this way maybe hate that oh i hate that do you ever read the chat i do i'm just playing a game so i'm not reading it as much i'm sorry well hold on a second though well hold on a second though so scary well watch tapes nope nope no that one either okay hmm i was hoping that it would show us in the tape apparently no where's bulit where's hula oh look at him guys his head is in the rock so cute so cute how to do it hula uh all right there's no other tapes down here are there there's no like hold on there's no clue or anything on it right okay well we'll have to look for clues ain't that right boy uh was there no tape over here maybe there was a tape there might have been a tape in in one of the trucks yeah wait isn't it but how it was a complete wreck just a moment ago anyone hear me say the light no you have to say the light idiot come in i'm i know you're there just found your car say the light come on how do i how do i get him to yeah say the light there we go uh the light just do it dude find some keys good job bubber good job buddy wait here buddy i know how i feel like this i know no battery are you fucking kidding take a look under the hood oh no battery oh no battery guys guys there's no battery in this bitch do it wait there oh come on get a battery there we go there we go i feel not good about it the fuse panel is located underneath the steering wheel i've identified the potential problem please check what if you whoa what is that okay wait front light cavity seven cavity seven remove fuse uh okay so i need to find a fuse body control door locks uh what do i not need ignition coils steering wheel rotation sensor right park lamp okay okay okay we don't need that right what's in five left park lamp license plate okay yeah yeah that's fine that's fine right i just replace the fuse or do we need to get a bunch of fuses do we have to get a bunch of fuses okay oh wait sorry i'm an idiot uh seven needs a 20 amp nine what is nine the front light uh six is the cigar lighter well excuse me excuse me how is it daytime losing at this time aren't i am i thoughts exactly i like it so much better when it's daytime dude listen to the dog i'm listening to him he a good boy he the best boy did you find something my fair lady here pull it come this way come this way where did we go buddy it's also in like a completely different place too no no no no no no i shouldn't get back in the car i should get out of the car i guess we have to go this way call me when you can by anyway i was just calling uh i don't know why really been thinking about us a lot lately you're avoiding me you're still running around in the woods just calling to uh i keep getting bumped your voicemail the prize weird okay god that scared me thank you so much for the 10 this way you lie you lie this is the big tree again i don't think we can go down there bullet maybe this way we can go down someone tell me what i miss while i was taking a shower uh it became day-kit time again for some reason bullet silly boy god it's freezing hope so come on bullet the prize is in the lock oh that makes sense bulldozer i don't think we're supposed to go through there can we find our way back to the bunker we find our way back to the bunker what is it bullet what you find all right good boy is that a hand that is a body for sure let me take a look and we'll be on jesus christ fuck yeah dude that's a fucking body is that landing and we were just i don't understand his eyes are all fucking weird dude god his teeth laying cuts probably tough experienced letting's badge yuck all right dude sick bullet anita annetta anita well jeepers i don't like that well let's continue where should we go from here pal where should we go cut i i don't like that music i do not like that music at all all right well hey what's that caroline but caroline we got anita we got what the hell is that a weird thing i think that's a weird game thing i don't think that this is supposed to be happening where the water go like the black lines i think that this is a weird glitch the fuck it looks like it's a weird lighting thing maybe with like the sunlight rays okay that's weird oh fuck jesus christ okay so he has ptsd okay oh there's many a dog what the hell is happening dude bullet please don't get crushed by a tree what is happening i think i think the game is being all weird like i think that's those like weird light rays well then please don't get crushed by a tree my sweet baby boy boy he's having flashbacks ah he's having flashbacks bullet where'd you go where did you go my sweet baby boy sign a sign that you will die well i hope oh yeah let's run into the thing that's making us let's say and come to me alice see maybe don't do that though what if we didn't okay we're in a cave now yikes man i do too bullet please don't run too far ahead why aren't you listening to me bullet you have to listen to master okay destroyed fabian what game is this play witch bullet dude this is fucking creepy okay bullet eepers oh boy oh boy oh boy dude this dude's gonna fucking die and he's gonna get his dog killed and that's what's important his dog needs to thrive i don't care if the dude survives i just want the dude to die and then there'll be a shot of the dog safely getting into a car on the car flying away bullet maybe he'll respond to his french name boule boule boule yeah this whole thing is kind of creeps yucky i don't like the fact that there's there's caves like this in real life no no thank you no thank you no thank you boule boule boule oh good i'm stuck what do i do do i have to 40 147 hours this shit or whatever the hell it is 47 hours 127 minutes whatever the fuck gotta cut my arm off well you squoze through bud you squoze right on through oh my war bullet bullet your voice sounds so different what have you been doing bullet bullet why do you sound so different why do you sound like a lady it's now really the time to check my phone i guess it is you have one new voice message how do i get how do i get the voice message wine busy okay well i don't know how to i don't know how to uh how to do hello i don't know how to get the uh voice message bullet where are you buddy why did you just run out in the cave that wasn't very nice to use that rock floating oh it's a helmet in it all right uh why am i yours i don't like that very much do i no thank you but wait no maybe not maybe not me no um bullet record else what the hell happened you responded to a robbery call when you got there you saw him leave i was just like wait that's bullet the kid reached for something was it a weapon no and then what oh you know what happened adam shannon peter's brother oh i was thinking i was the last person i want to see that's who i knew i could have crippled him for life where's my dog there he be they're my boy at what's odd what's uh bullet bullet what's fun all right well easy boy easy flashlight oh this destroyed marius marius marius darious i got a text sorry hold on sorry i got a text had to respond urgent urgent urgent it was from god uh all right we need to find this damn uh we need to find where's my boy there he is we need to find the uh the thing again the bunker okay that's my feet it's getting a little bit worried i don't know where to go to find the bunker am i going the right place this is new oh great a candle just sitting here on the ground love that like that what yeah yeah let's move on all right we are going crazier and crazier by the second bullet maybe down here i don't know dude should we even ask bullet for help i mean we're finding our way sort of i don't know if this is the right direction what is what did lizzo's text say nice fear for forgetting critters by todd mckinnon theater mckinnon my father was a lumberjack when i was a child he would often take me to the sawmill and the black hills forest tell me stories of monsters and witches who live there i returned to that place after almost 40 years it looks exactly how i remember to step for a taunting emptiness no one was telling the stories of fearsome critters anymore there was not a single soul to pass the legends on the logging company disbanded and the old sawmill was left to rot but i could not simply let it be forgotten not before it was revealed not before it revealed its secrets to me not before i learned what drove my father to take his own life okay what's this oh is this the hand what were they drawing okay sick oh wait are we wait a second looks the same but older did we time travel dude a lot older does make any sense looks like someone left it here for us what's this one the burial is something nearby let's find it buddy okay all right come here he's like i'm already sitting bitch which way which way do you're made oh good great awesome love that all right so there's gonna be like a giant dear boy oh is it gonna be you guys ever seen the ritual that's sort of what that looked like is the creature from the ritual but that's Norse mythology it's i don't know if Blair Witch i don't really know where it stems from actually also is the Blair Witch an actual legend or was it something made up for the movie i don't know it was probably an actual legend right because the footage was or the the film was a found footage film so they probably want people to like believe that it was real right i don't know i'll deny i'll deny oh i walked in a circle love that except there's a bigger tree here now or is that here before no well walked in a circle everything is slightly different ever so slightly can we go this way i don't know where i'm going bullet i've lost lost and afraid what you got boy come on what you got Blair Witch was uh made up for the movie it was a legend the actors thought Blair Witch was a real legend okay what do you want do you got something if not then follow me dude i need to find i need to find the thing the burial thing where is it we go through here i don't think we've been up here yet you're doing a play through the whole game i'm not sure yet because the game i don't think is that long um does anybody know how long the the game is because i don't have a ton of time because i do have plans tonight so i'm probably only gonna stream for another like three hours or so um i think it's like a five hour game or something i don't know how long i've been playing it for i know i've been streaming for like four hours i think but i don't know how long i've been playing this game for okay dude where is this damn burial thing howdy partner well howdy trying to look at the different like surroundings flowers on the ground see it looks like that was sort of in the back but all i think sorry dude i don't know where the shit is i do not know doggo we must protect i know guys i do not know where to go i've been running oh okay never mind so cool you're really gonna have him dig up whatever it is i guess it's not a body so it's better tapping east creek timber company this place is somehow connected to the gig you can sniff it out buddy ethan please it's for a good ending pet the dog i will feel i've been i've been pet the dog a whole lot it's important take a good long live do a line of the patch jesus i think i just passed something that i click on but bullets getting too speedy dude which way which way bullet lead the way with your snaz i hope you're leading me the right way all right i guess we're gonna talk to the military oh he found a dog tag oh wait shit elwood ashley m just getting weird what should we switch channels what if we responded though i don't like the sound it makes when we're running through the leaves i don't like it creeper aw man we had a true creeper aw man moment earlier oh is there another effigy thing where is it oh is it this but we're about to be gone dude because we are in the middle of the woods the hell is that these damn leaves causing a leaf tornado all right done like that oh boy all right well it can only be there wait where did my point go okay we gotta sprint through the leaves without getting caught up in the leaf storm okay go go go good job bullet as long as we stay with bullet should be good i think eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek oof oof oof what is in the leaves what is in the leaves bullet what secrets do the leaves hold do not come and get me leaves i don't want to get gone not today not ever shit ass ass shit shit ass ass ass shit all right bullet i got caught up in the leaves for a sec so gotta be more careful oh no oh no we're getting shot at bullet bullet we're getting shot at the leaf monster are we continuing are we still going bullet what's happening i can't tell if we're getting oh i see you i see you in the trees there little man i see you see you you don't like the light do you is that all is there more i think it's good pet him why not why is now not a good time the dude's gone isn't he isn't he why is it not a good time it'll have to wait where why would we wait to pet the good boy he is the reason that we are alive ellis you shitty man where's my boy where's my baby boy where is he i like don't see him anymore ow oh there he is okay good all right dude this one's big this is a big run are we gonna make it there dude they're everywhere he knows when to go he's got his butt stuck up in the air does he know when to go ow i'm gonna make a run for it i'm gonna get right but you kick you kick you kick okay let's go again let's go again let's go again we just gotta get to the bright spot i don't know if this is where we need to go but i'm assuming i don't know if i'm supposed to just be like walking through this or dude this is this is a lot more than i thought it would be as far as like shit happening i don't know where am i supposed to go i can't go anywhere we all heart bullet same as oh that good boy he that good boy what a good boy bullet is spooky spooky night all right well where do we go i want to get back to the bunker because now i i know what the code is we're close actually this is where the tree was falling down right oh they here okay different way bullet do you know the way do you know the way oh you've got a thing for me what's this praise my slaw dude i've got the best law and i want you to know it i want you to tell me bullet tell me that i have good course uh well where do i go because i've got to find another way bullet do you know the way does he i i think he does but let doth know the way if i've been watching a scene i've been watching seen since minecraft oh since i thought you said seen minecraft like minecraft had a scene phase and dyed its hair and got lip rings and shit don't ask me why my brain went there well bullet you dumbass so sorry bullet we can't go this way bullet wait bullet where did you go he is leading the way he is a smart smart boy saw mill shit did all solid which way can't pay okay good because i don't really want to go to the sawmill it is see where it leads it is indeed wait all right nobody and the that little like sign thing poked up until i had a radio tower so i was like huh someone on the radio video killed radio star man okay but how do i check the voice messages jess i i something really messed up going on in these i wouldn't even know where to start just listen the phone's about to cut out i wasn't ignoring the calls i didn't have service oof rough dude all right well why can't we just go back you know what if we did what if we just turn around went back to our car and headed home that'd be funny if they gave you an option in the game like you don't get to beat the game but that wasn't ending you just fucking you just say ah you know what fuck it kids dead let's get in the cart probably get in the cart come on up up sirs oh what a good boy how do we work the motor vehicle direction lever power switch forward backward brake lever all right well let's start let's go forward here we go it's a big train ride oh that's how we get through them the leaf people well i want to pet you yes yes that day just checking the brakes just checking the brakes just making sure everything's all good oh it's like night night now hi night forward backward brake direction lever oh direction being forward and back okay going through wait i shh right this way backwards backwards backwards wait no hold on where's the direction lever hold on where's the oh wait i probably have to do it let's go for it wait can i just change the thing there we go there we go all right bud do we need to check around in here i feel like we probably do stop giving up permanent in the 60s well why did photoshop just open sorry hold on photoshop just fucking open for some reason i think i accidentally clicked on it looks like some kind of a winch oh i understand what we're doing we don't have to turn the thing we have to get the log out of the way anything it's another dog tag oh what okay watch it maybe we don't even have to turn it on turn it on the door is open wait i didn't get to read it i accidentally didn't read it whistle safety valve pressure gauge pressure control gauge firebox okay anything else pour nois good job bullet good job bub either rub the valve but the handle's missed steams escaping up okay uh well let's let's do a little bit of this let's watch the tape are they back we need to close the valve somehow see the question is do i need to find something or do i need to just use the tapes handle is letting something can be screwed onto this pipe okay so we do need to find something anything got a picture the creep boy that's not gonna do me any good anything yeah it's a good thing that i uh it's a good thing that i didn't just go well well well i don't think there was anything else in there but we can try the maintenance shed looks promising okay there's some spare parts left okay so i do need to i do need to go down there all right well let's go to the maintenance shed let's see if we can do anything promising what did i miss nothing we're about to go to the maintenance shed dude we're about to fuck it up in the maintenance shed come on boy here we go tally hoe suck oh my whole ass do i have to it's open still standing turn on light there we go like that like that my ass my whole ass stop it got him got him got him uh got him is that the end of him okay i think it is i think we good for now uh spooky boy dude i don't like that spook boy spooky spooky scary boy god i'm so sorry it's this okay can't be the last one for the steam doggy now we're out of spit okay wait we can order campy took the last okay great so we got to go to campy be getting in through here yep um more spooky people are we going to meet all these people at some point kind of hope not don't get it go get it fam pat the pup oh yeah we do need to pat him make sure he's loved and cared for great job we've got a teleporting dog good job lovers give him some love give him some love and attention give him some love speaking of love i should take spencer out soon well i'm back to the old back to the old town road you know we got to go to the uh site b got to go to site b how's everybody doing you're doing good doing all right doing okay let's ride dude let's us ride let us ride the magic bubble nope keep going this won't do there he is dude it's really hard to see what direction he went oh he almost got me dude that was mighty close get out of here tree man is tree man gone moggin tree man okay cool hate that really do i don't like the sound of the acorns falling from the sky worst-case scenario background summer and reasons for referral patient by my patients due to extreme panic attacks insomnia and sleepwalking after a traumatic experience uh during a preliminary patient one night was recalling the event vivid nightmares irrational grad this sounds like me sounds like our boy here is this how we get to the power boy i do not like like oh boy oh boy i do not like it semi am i do not like green eggs and ham where do we go no this is leading to a dead end see if there's anything to salvage it's like he's talking to the dog hey check this out see if there's anything we can get here huh come on get off your lazy ass when i took the camera from that old fool it was full of senseless chatter but i saw it saw the things it can really do though through it i can look into the darkness and see the creatures that lurk there without being seen now though i can see these things that escape us through it i can gaze back into the things i have done and well let me forget fuck god damn it we have to use the mf camera well it would be nice if it was like a little bigger oh wait i need to i need to not do this because i need to be in the light don't i i thought it was going to pull an outlast move and i need to look through the camera that shit is there nothing that i can get from this i like that pet bullet please okay i will i will give him pets from you he's right here dude just look better just look a little bit better huh oh what a good boy what a good pop what a good bobber rockers oh here we go do it why my eyes look so weird do you see the weird like vignetting that's happening but it's like not feathered at all and it's kind of weird that wasn't like that before was it well we got everything right now we just need to go back where'd my cart go i don't remember walking that far okay i think we got them right we just needed those two things correct and release back to live now we're going forward bullet it now we're going forward do do do whoa whoa whoa i wish this thing could travel faster that'd be nice can this really not travel faster dude why is this going slower than ass now it's speeding up it's because we are going uphill it's having trouble oh boy oh boy come on come on come on a little bit further just a little some ass hair further and stop right bullet let's go huh hopefully those were all the things that i needed i think they were so we are good good good excellent excellent now now we go back to the tape we go backward we go back oh perfect perfect babe now we use okay we need to keep it in the in the green come on come on come on keep it rolling how much do we gotta do how much do we gotta do dude is that right the road is clear let's go we need to change this so we can go forward there we go hop on pop all right i don't know how much of the game we have left i don't know if anybody knows it's all right so far kind of bored to be honest i don't know it's all right hello hello i want to have to go through a tunnel but oh it's bridge number i have a feeling that the bridge is going to fall apart hey guys can we not with the dancing ladies it's just a little spammy just a little spammy you know i like that i'm back baby i do remember you from earlier how's it going thank you so much there's a while left in the game all right i might get to a good stopping point and then uh just do a little bit of chatting going through some old videos and stuff would that be good with you guys would that be good maybe we get up to this sawmill and stopper here here they are here they are the leaf monsters shit hang loose bud come on just a little bit more it's downhill now it's like a little rollercoaster come on keep going oh boy this is no good bullet how you doing bullet you okay keep going do not stop keep rolling pollen uh oh i do not have a good feeling about this bridge at all this doesn't seem good bullet honestly doesn't seem great oh yeah this is rickety this is rickety half oh i knew it i knew the goddamn bridge was gonna burst bullet if you're not on this boat i'm gonna be upset oh he's still in the same exact place good bullet needs like five thousand treats after this endeavor i don't have any more i think i gave him all wait hold on let's see if i have any i don't have any i don't have any all right guys i am going to end it there not the stream just the game it's all right um i might come back to it in a different stream uh and play more um but i just wanted to do more of just hanging out and chatting for a bit hold on let me get the music back up real quick ghouls goblins goblins ghouls um in here dope dope dope um i wanted to do a little bit oh well oh god my fucking legs hurt so we're doing e and e for ethan and e for in the middle of years put up another balloon guys put them up put them up i wanted to do a little bit of uh looking through here we go how's everyone doing hold on pull this over here pull this over here thank you um i wanted to do a little bit a little bit of um going and maybe looking through some old videos which is probably going to be the last bit of this stream is like going and looking through videos and shit like that um whoopsies whoopsies whoopsies here balloons you can come over here if you want um how's everyone doing though i wanted to look through like old videos and uh old videos on le channel let me just real quick please hold please hold hold on i'm just catching so many rare pokemon and i'm so incredibly jealous god dammit she's got so many good pokemon right now oh my god oh my god all right i wanted to even get there here we go here we go all right so i wanted to go through and uh watch some old videos um watch some old videos on the old channel how's that sand so we can go what about most viewed was the most viewed on this channel was definitely was definitely the flappy bird video which we can watch look how like weird and stiff i am click that like button if you like this video please subscribe and share it with the world this could save someone's life what a stupid video what a stupid stupid video 1.4 million views 23 000 likes 10 000 dislikes good shit right there 198 000 views on dyeing my hair blue good stuff good stuff here five nights at fruities let's watch i haven't watched the 10 000 sub montage in a bit i remember being really pumped about this video because i i edited this video for such a long time like 40 hours just like putting in all the all the uh subtitles and stuff because most of them were most of them were animated at least i think they were maybe they weren't that's not really animated i guess uh kind of some of them pop up i didn't know how to like really uh i didn't really know how to animate text or anything back then to do so if you won't mind looking away it's so weird looking back at these it's so small oh this is horrible oh my god what is that here we go it gets worse it's all peaked audio so bad oh god i didn't know how to use a microphone or do anything octod dad was a classic this just reminds me of like classic old youtube gaming just like classic let's play what did i just say did i say check plays i meant let's play it took me such a long time it took me such a long time to animate that head because i like didn't know how to do it come on babe come on babe let's go it's time sir why why i remember this game the 420 game give him an anesthesia not it give him amnesia the fucking god the dyslexia is still prevalent as it always has been oh i remember this these videos are so old like i don't think any of you guys have seen any of these videos did did i uh i thought in the uh i thought in the uh description i had all the videos but i didn't i love him but all these videos are available in the old crank gameplay playlist on the channel by the way i thought you could get away with the murder everything was fall look at the frame rate on this it's all right we're doing great please fuck you laura fuck you and your fucking shit laura look at you and your little chompers how to wrecks the bad boys oh god i remember uh the evil thing i couldn't get past a certain point because it auto saved and i was already pretty far into the game and so to beat that boss i didn't have any ammo but every time i loaded up the save it would spawn me in with no ammo so i just couldn't beat it uh unless i wanted to start the entire game over again and i did not want to do that i'm not copying beauty pie these are also weird to look back at boobs and poop can't title things like that anymore 5,000 views april first i'm quitting youtube three years of crank gameplay let's see what this is like what is up guys what is up guys what is up guys see them from crank gameplay okay we get it it's It's your intro. It's so aggressive. Okay, we get it. It's your intro, dude. Jesus Christ, dude. We understand. We get that it's your intro. We get that you've done it a lot. Three years. 640 videos. 3,182,860. 23,000 subs. What is up, my Cracker Crew? It's Ethan from CrackAblades, and today is a really, really important day. Today is my three year, well, actually not today, yesterday, which was the 29th. It was my three year on YouTube anniversary, the birthday of the channel. The channel is three years old, and I don't even know what to say, because, like, I never thought that I would ever get this far with YouTube, and I never thought that I would love it as much as I do. But you have no idea. I don't know. It's really, really cool. Last night, I had a live stream just sort of, like, celebrating three years, and I talked with you guys a lot about a lot of emotional things. And it was just really, really cool to see to just, like, see how far the channel has come. It's come a really, really long way, and you guys were all like, congratulations, Ethan, on three years of YouTube, and congratulations with how far the channel's come, blah, blah, blah, and that's all really cool that you guys are congratulating me, but I was explaining to you guys on the stream, like, it's you guys that make this, all of this what it is, you know? Like, I make the videos, but you guys are the ones that have created this amazing community and have made the channel what it is, and it's been really cool. And these past three years have been the best years of my life, and I have had so many amazing opportunities and experiences and I've done so many things that I would never have been able to do and I've met so many people that I would have never met if it weren't for you guys, and if it weren't for YouTube, and it's just, it's really cool. It's really, really cool, and I don't even know how to put my feelings into words. I'm just doing a lot of hand gestures, but I just want to thank you guys so much from the bottom of my heart for deporting me throughout three years of making videos. I never thought that people would stick around for that long, and some of you guys, a lot of you guys are new, and a lot of you guys have only been here for a short amount of time, but there are a few of you that have been here throughout the entire lifespan of the channel. Like, there are a couple of you that are still here from when I hit like a thousand subscribers or a hundred subscribers. It's so crazy. It's so incredibly amazing and awesome to see that you guys like my stuff and care enough to stick around. It's really cool. And I don't even know what to say. It's really awesome, and at the stream last night, you guys were just telling me how much my videos mean to you, and it's really cool to be able to make a difference, I guess. I don't know. Like, that sounds sort of arrogant, but it's not at all. Like, you guys are making my dreams come true because I've always wanted to have an impact on people, and I feel like I'm starting to make an impact. And I think that as a community together, we can seriously make an impact on the world, and we can do some really cool things, and it's going to be awesome. I am so incredibly excited for the future, and I cannot wait to see what happens with these next few years. It's going to be really cool and really awesome, and I'm so excited to do more charity work and do more cool stuff and go to more conventions and meet more of you guys. And I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And, yeah, I don't know. I just, I never thought that I would have lasted this long on YouTube. I thought that... I think the next four minutes would just be saying the same thing. That was three years of YouTube. It's so weird. That was four years ago that I recorded that. So that was double the lifespan plus a year. It's just weird looking back at these videos and me being like, I'm excited to see what happens and I blah, blah, blah. And it's like, I had no fucking idea. Like, I had no idea. Like, there was so much stuff that if I went back and told myself what's happened and told myself what's happened to this Ethan here, like, I literally wouldn't believe it. Like, hey, Ethan, like, one of your idols, like, Mark is gonna ask you to... First of all, you're going to see him. Like, you're gonna talk to him at all and you're gonna talk to a ton of people. Basically everyone that you've ever looked up to. I like that. You're gonna, you're gonna, like, not only like being friends with these people but just meeting any of these people at all. Like, like Mark and Sean, the Grumps, Felix. Like, all of those people. Like, you will know them. I mean, I guess sort of like minus Felix. I mean, I sort of do. I've hung out with them a couple times but you're all of it. Like, you're going to know these people and like be friends with these people but also like, one of them is going to ask you to move across the country to Los Angeles to make videos. You're going to go on a world tour. Like, you're going to be performing in front of thousands and thousands of people. Like, one day, like your channel is going to be close to a million subscribers. You're going to have like gone to conventions and met thousands of people in a single weekend. Like, if I could go back and like tell myself this stuff like I wouldn't, I just straight up wouldn't believe it. It's so weird how much has changed. It's so weird. And like in a great way but it's also, it's not sad but it's weird looking back. I don't know. I wish that I could go back and tell. I mean, obviously everybody wishes this but like I wish I could go back and tell myself things that I know now. Maybe I don't though because maybe those things wouldn't have happened. I don't know. I guess I would have maybe gone back to ease my mind maybe and just say like it's going to be okay and you're going to do it. Today's a very special day. It's the same video. Hold on. First of all, the hair. It's the same. It's the same format. Same music and everything. The same fucking music and the same like instead of intros it's just a sub count 300 subscribers 350 subscribers. Yeah, 1000 subscribers on my channel. And I just want to thank you guys so much and for over 1500 subs. I reached 2500 subscribers recently. So I want to thank you all for the bottom of my hearts. Yesterday I hit 5000 subscribers. Today is a thank you video. I'm a little bit late but whatever is a thank you video for 8000 subscribers. We hit 9000 subscribers. It is hashtag insane. I never ever thought that I would be making this video just like every other milestone. I've been really excited. But this one was I don't even know what to say. I actually cried like shortly after I hit this milestone and it was really weird but it was awesome. Just a lot of feelings were going everywhere. But we recently hit 10,000 subscribers or 10,000 cranky crew members and I don't know even what to say and it's I don't even know how to express my feelings. Even this like being so excited for 10,000 subs like I had worked for such a long time to get there and like to even like go back until my past self like one you will hit that number over and over and over again of 10,000 like but even say like Ethan you will have days where you gain more subs than that in a single day like you will have days where you gain more than 10,000 subscribers in a single day. It's so weird looking back at this stuff. It's so weird. Spencer isn't that weird? I could go back and tell myself you're going to have the best dog in the whole damn world. I wouldn't even believe it. Spencer needs to be the fucking world, dude. It's just really crazy how far the channel has come. It's really really crazy. I know that I've said it a billion times but seriously thank you guys so much. I know that and I know that everybody's going to tell me to shut up and whatever. But I do sort of want to apologize for this past year year year and a half. I feel like I've I've sort of and this could all be just my brain being bad. But I do sort of feel like I've let people down. I don't think that I've worked hard enough and I don't think that like I again I used to used to be so consistent. I used to be whether it was one or two videos a day like there was a time where I was posting two videos a day every single day and I would not miss and for a very long time I was posting at least a video a day and not missing. And I just want to apologize that that has gone away and like I feel like I haven't worked hard enough and like I don't want to get all sad and mopey and stuff. But I don't know a part of me when I'm talking about like talking about past self a part of me thinks that while everything that has happened has been incredible and that my past self wouldn't believe it a part of myself thinks that my past self would be disappointed not with what's happened but how I've dealt with things. Not that like oh you've changed blah blah blah you became everything you hated but like my past self would be disappointed with like my current work ethic you know my past self would be disappointed that I have what I have and I'm and I'm not doing more with it you know I want to get better but I don't want to say I'm sick of saying that because I feel like I've said it over and over and over again and I've taken so many breaks and of like I don't know it's a it's a fucking journey though dude you know like it takes a while to figure this shit out like I think I've been trying to figure out my brain because I have really struggled and again not nearly to the point that other people have but I don't want to downplay what I've gone through like I've had a really really hard year the past like a year and a half has been has been really really hard legitimately like the hardest time of my life I've done a whole lot of growing for better for worse like there's just been a lot that's happened and a lot that I've had to try and figure out and I guess that's what your twenties is about you know like that's that's what life is about is learning and figuring that shit out and learning how to cope with certain things I just really hope that my that everything is starting to go on the upswing I've started to sort of see see things get better as far as like my health goes and stuff like that like and again I'm not saying like I don't want people to get worried or anything because everything is borderline okay but I've been like I've been dealing with things that I've never had to deal with before like in this past year I developed anxiety and that's been so terrible so fucking awful and like for those of you in the chat that have anxiety you know what I'm talking about but like they're just some days that like I can't fucking do anything and like there's nothing that I can do about it whereas before like I would have bad bad days but I wouldn't have I didn't have anxiety and so I it was easy to push past it and just put myself in a different mental slot and be like oh okay I'm not gonna worry about it now I'm gonna did the video stop working why people saying E did the video stop I don't know why people are saying E I can't tell if the video stopped or not I accidentally closed the page did it oh no it's fine okay sorry no but before I would be able to put put myself in a spot where you know if I was having a bad day I'd just be like okay you'll deal with this later and I would and then I would just go and make videos and everything was fine but dealing with it in this past year year and a half like I can't do that anymore and I think that I've bottled things up for such a long time and just not dealt with stuff that it's become a big issue where it's just like oh great now when I have an issue I can't not try and deal with it which is good and bad but it's like there are some days where it's like I can't like literally like I can't get out of bed and I just cannot bring myself to do anything and that's not something that I really talk about a lot with anyone not only publicly on the channel but with anyone other than my therapist and going to therapy has been so fucking great oh my god do not know where I'd be without without therapy like that has helped so much but yeah I don't I don't talk about that a lot because people see me as like this this positive figure I guess and so I want to be there for people and I don't want to show the sad side of me and like the side of me that like struggles because I'm I want to be there for people and it's not out of obligation either I don't feel like I'm obligated to be that person but I want to be that person I want to be that person that people can go to when they're having a bad day I want to be that person that can use my videos as some form of escape for a minute you know should my videos be used as like treatment for anxiety and depression or anything like that absolutely not like if you're struggling with that you should absolutely go and see a professional because they know what they're talking about I don't but I hope that my videos can be used for people as a way to help in moments where they need it you know and knowing that that has happened so insane there's I've had so many people come up to me at conventions or leave me messages or whatever where they've told me and and sometimes it's hard to believe but some people being like I wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for your videos and that is such a such a weird thing like so surreal that like and again I'm not trying to like blow smoke up my own ass but like it's so insane that the channels had an impact on people like that and that's why I don't talk about any of this stuff is because I don't want people to lose hope for themselves because I don't want people to know that the person that they look up to when they are having a hard time is having a hard time as well maybe in not the same way but like Bo Burnham said it best in his make happy special he's like come watch the skinny weird kid attempt to give you what he cannot give himself and he's talking about like him making people laugh and making people happy and stuff like that and sometimes it feels like that with me where obviously not remotely on the same level but it it's just like oh I'm I'm trying to be there for people and be this like beacon of of positivity and and shit like that for others when I can't even do that for myself like my standards are so different for myself and I put so much pressure on myself but I hope that like I think that it's really important to sometimes show that you know to show that like because people do see youtubers as like this beacon of positivity and stuff like that and that youtubers have no problems you know and I think it's important to show the human side of it you know because you only see what's in the videos and it's all edited down and it's more of an act or whatever but it's important for people to remember that like I don't know normal people when we go through normal things just like everybody else and we have days where we don't want to do anything and when we're sad and depressed and like anxious and I I just want to say that I I appreciate you guys sticking with me throughout that you know for not like for not judging me on days when I when I physically can't do it you know and I think that I've been a little too lenient on myself where like where I think that I haven't put enough pressure on myself sometimes where it's like no you can you should do stuff today like you should get out videos like I really want to get to a point again where I can make daily stuff again because it's really important to me and I really want to get back into that and get the channel rolling again because I feel like it's been off the tracks for a while and I will I want to get everything to a point where the community is back together because I don't feel like the community is really together anymore and I also want to say like I don't want people in the comments and in the chat and stuff like being like oh it's okay and like you can take a break and like blah blah blah blah or like you know like let's gather together for Ethan because he's sad that's not what I'm trying to do I'm not doing this for attention I'm not I don't want to take a break I want to do the opposite like I want to get back into it harder than I ever have before but it's really hard to do that it's so much easier said than done I really hope that I can do that and I hope that I can get to a point soon I've been trying like new stuff in therapy and stuff like that I'm not going to get into it but it I'm hoping that it alps and I hope that I can get back to a point like this you can't see what I'm showing to a point like this where I'm hopeful about things and motivated about things again and excited because I really do love what I do I really really really love it it's just hard sometimes and I appreciate you guys for sticking around when it is hard and I know that I've been kind of a shit youtuber you know I know that I haven't been the best but I really hope that I can get back to a point where I am like the best version of myself and where people are excited to be in this community again excited about the channel and like I want people to recognize the work again like in a sense that people used to stop me and be like Ethan like you work so fucking hard and they could see how hard I was working and this was back before anything on YouTube that happened I had like five thousand subs and I was making two videos every day and people would recognize how hard I worked and they were like Ethan you're fucking killing it and I want to get back to that again I want to get back to where people where people recognize how hard I work but also I recognize how hard I work because I took a lot of pride in that I took a lot of pride and like oh like I am working really hard I'm working my ass off one of the most meaningful things that has ever been said to me was my dad stopped me once and this is when I was making two videos every every single day and I was working 50 to 60 hours a week in my job as a manager my dad stopped me once because I don't I think you like asked me if I wanted to do something or something like that and I was like oh I can't right now because I need to make sure this video gets up and I had just like gotten a home from like a 14-hour shift and my dad stopped me my dad stopped me it was like Ethan I have never seen anybody work as hard as you do there's nobody out there that works as hard as you do and that like coming from my dad who works so hard for like what he's given me and my family and himself like he works so fucking hard and he doesn't get any credit for it to hear that from him was so meaningful and I want to get back to a point like that I want to get back to a spot where I don't know I just I feel like I'm letting people down and I feel like I'm letting myself down is the biggest thing I feel like I'm I'm letting myself down we know how hard you work but sometimes you need breaks but I that's the thing is that that's the exact opposite of of what I want I don't want to break I'll feel shitty if I take a break like I I'll feel shitty if I take a break because I feel like this past year and a half has been me taking a break yeah I haven't been like going on vacation or whatever but I've just been not I've not been at the spot that I want to be you know I don't want to I want to be at a spot where if my past self saw me if myself from 2015 saw me he would be proud and be like hell yeah I've got a lot to look forward to and I'm proud of the person that I have that I will become and right now I don't think I'm at a spot where I'm like that at least as far as YouTube goes as far as me being a person I think I think myself would be proud because I don't think I've like lost myself or anything like that sure I've changed a lot but I haven't lost like the core value my core values and morals and things but I just want to get back to a spot where I am proud of myself and I'm not proud of myself right now and that's okay like that that's another thing like that's okay that I'm not proud of myself right now that gives me something to work towards to say like hey you want to do better so do better that's okay that I don't feel proud of myself you know at least I'm not giving up you know and I know that I say this every fucking year and everybody does but I really do want to make this next year might be year where I work harder than I ever have before and I want to do more things and I want to I want to make me proud I want to make past me proud and I want to make future me proud I want to be able to look back on myself now like I'm looking back on myself from back in 2015 where I look back on myself and like I am proud of what I did like I'm proud of how hard I worked and like a part of me wants to be at that spot again like I don't want to go back to 2015 but you know what I mean I don't know I don't mean to make this sad or anything like that this might be the last one I think this is the last one guys this one's deflated I don't know how I'm gonna do this years seven seven of them hey well this is a cluster fuck seven years guys stupid happy birthday channel happy birthday I might end the stream I feel like I don't know I I feel like I should not in a bad way but I I've I like where I ended off now where I just want to get better I want to do more seven years of a long time it's a lot of time for ups and downs and I really do feel like I'm starting to get to a point where I'm ready to go back up again because I think that I've been kind of down for a bit again thank you guys so much for for being here and sticking around and hanging out for all these years and supporting what I do I hope that anything that I've done has made some sort of impact on you and I hope that if it hasn't then stuff in the future stuff in the future that I do will and I hope that I can make you guys proud and I hope that I can make myself proud and make my past self proud I just want to do more seven years is the turning point I'm gonna end it here thank you guys so much for everything I love you guys I will see you guys tomorrow and thank you guys so much happy seven years