 If you're a loved one has suffered from elephantitis penis, please contact Matthew Maher so that I may inspect thoroughly. Trust me, it's just part of the process. I just gotta hold it in my two hands and I get a magnifying glass out. I have to inspect it. This is how the doctor's office works. Enough! Enough! About women's rights! Let's talk about women's wrongs! Have I done that intro yet? I thought about doing that the other day. Someone sent me that meme on Twitter and I've been thinking about it ever since, but it's all been on my mind. I had a dream about it last night, I think that's what I'm thinking of. Yesterday, the biggest, it was an epiphany. It was like, Matt, start the Wheel of Mott disrespecting women. I'm not even supposed to be recording today. Today was not a recording day. I was not prepped for it. I was not ready for it. And I was like, bro, there's nothing I want more than a good game of Madden. I'm not even kidding. Are you sure about that? I almost never feel like that, honestly. Well, we got a 94 overall team of Wheel of Mott. We're on kind of a hot street, and we're 5 and 3, so there is a chance that we can get booted from the playoffs, and there's also a chance that we can make it right to the playoffs. So, it's coinciding very nicely. We have an awesome team. We've got Kyle Pitz, Phenae Sewell, we've got Jalen Rager, Golden Ticket. Every episode I say I needed a half-back, I don't. Dalvin's amazing. I don't know what I'm talking about. The has been playing pretty good for being a 90 overall, and then we still got some weirdos at D-Tackle of 10. And I don't really like our linebackers either, but I am overall a happy boy. Alright, boys! If we can pray for like a 97-plus linebacker, I'd be in business there. I'd also take a full-back. I do not have a real- Okay, wait a minute. This could be a full-back. It's a jackpot, but they can't have more than 75 speed. Ah, that's not gonna work for full-back. I think all the good full-backs in the game are gonna have like at least 85-ish speed. So you know what that probably is? I think that's a left-end or a D-Tackle. There's a chance we could get like a 99 overall D-Tackle. Let me see what's in the market and how fast 99 overall D-Tackles are. Are they less than 75 speed? Are you kidding? 76? I'm hoping one of these dudes will have less. So, there's DeForest Buckner, 79 speed. Lover's at 84. Oh my god, he's fast. 99 Vince Wilfork. That's an option. That could be hilarious. He has 74 speed. I kind of want to do that. There's Zack Martin. We could get 99 Janakowski the kicker. I think we got to go with Vince Wilfork. I think that's the funniest and probably the best option here. 99 overall Vince Wilfork, which I mean, it makes sense. He's an incredible D-Tackle. 540K. Definitely gonna give him inside stuff. This is gonna be awesome. Before I power him up, let's do our second little spin. See if I can get a linebacker. Honestly, I got a D-Tackle. Tommy Harris will get bumped down. So overall, this is a really, really, really good start. Oh, but see, this one is for a fullback. That literally couldn't have been any better. Is there a 99 overall fullback? So there's 98 Lorenzo Neal. I'm gonna be honest. I don't even want to. Bro, I could have CJ Hamm and Alvin Cook. That'd be kind of cool. I'm gonna do that. I would rather do that than get Lorenzo Neal. I know Lorenzo Neal is better. I just, you know, I never personally watched Lorenzo Neal play. I don't have this big affinity for legends players. I think it's kind of silly. See, I did watch Vince Wilfork, though, and I thought it was hilarious. So Vince Wilfork is in, and then Tommy Harris is gonna come in at backup. And my left end can become Deacon Jones. This works out great. Damn, we're a 96 overall. All right, so let's readjust these abilities here. So let's take it off TJ Waugh, and we'll add to Vince Wilfork. We'll see if we stick with that. There's a chance I don't stick with that. I might like my two addressures, but I like Vince Wilfork, so I want to do that for now. Okay, boys, we added Vince Wilfork, and we added a 97 fullback CJ Hamm. Exactly what I was trying to do in this episode. So if I bumble the bag and don't win here, it would be so embarrassing. We have a chance to be one game away, six and three, heading into the playoffs. We have two moral wins in the regular season. Let's get it. All right, so all that leaves is the challenge wheel. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think a pack is gonna do too much for us on this one, but once we get into the playoffs, we can choose our pack. So that's gonna be big. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Yo, Saints theme team number one. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? Number two, I've never gotten this challenge. I've literally never in 65 episodes we will not gotten this challenge. Eight plays per drive. This is an offensive challenge only. I cannot go over eight plays. Now, for example, let's say I'm seven plays deep into my drive and I'm in the red zone. I can either choose to use my eighth play to try to score a touchdown or I could kick a field goal or I can punt. Basically, I can't have low, slung, arduous, clock-chewing drives. So this is play one of eight for my challenge wheel right now. All right, we're gonna try that seam right down the middle to start this game out and I'll look for Rager as a check down. You know, we gotta go deep here. Oh God, that's bad. Who did I just throw that to? Okay. Okay, that's fine. I definitely didn't throw it to the right person, but that works. All right, second and ten. Let's see if he's still in the cover four. I think he is. Um, oh, get over the top. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's clamping me. I thought he was gonna go over top of that. He totally did not. Not only am I getting clamped, but that's two of my plays of eight. I gotta get in scoring range. I think he's a D-line user. That's the only good thing we have going here. Third and ten. All right, right over the middle is prime time. That's amazing. That's 11 yards right there. That's my third play. So this now becomes four of eight. All right, first and ten, he is user in Kyle Pitts. Oh, great play, bro. I totally thought he was taking the slant and he came back. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what getting lurked looks like. Let's see how quickly we can hopefully get this ball back. Um, um, okay. I don't know why he didn't throw the open man. So close. We're so close to it. Ah, hey, great play by Night Train Lane to break it up. All right, we're just going to let our boys come off the edge on their own. And we're just going to try and clamp. He's going to look for that same route combo. An angle and a post. So there's the angle. There's the post. No way. I thought he was going to throw a check down. He throws nothing and he gets sacked deep. Not sure what he's looking for here. Looks like he's going to get a timeout or a penalty. Bro, I don't know what this guy's doing, but he's about to lose off of the lay of game penalties. He just got kicked for excessive creeping. So I'm now six and three. All right, we're just going to hop into another one. So that first game did not count. Like I'm not saying my players are locked in on nothing, but I could make it to the playoffs or get booted out right here. Fusion Goat, like football Fusion Goat. Is this guy a football Fusion player? Ah, Ravensteam team. Ravensteam team. Don't even ask me. Don't do the thing in the comments. This is a Ravensteam team. This needs to stop now. All right, second and 10. I think this is a pass. I'm getting to the QB though. I almost picked that off too. That was a screamer and a half. Good start, boys. Pass it. I dare you. All right, he took the dare. There's nobody open. No, where are you? I didn't even flip for so long. I probably can't return that. I wanted to pitch it though. Okay, I'm going to the playoffs. Am I really going to the playoffs right now, dude? I can't do a little bit like this. I just made the playoffs. The playoffs needs its own special episode. I can't just go into another game and I didn't even get a chance to complete my challenge. Does that count as a rage quit? I don't even know. I don't even know if that guy was just griefing. I don't even know if I could call that a rage quit. All right, as consolation, I'm going to open two fan appreciation packs. If I pull anything that I can use on my team, I can use it. I just don't expect a lot, so it's all good. Wyatt Davis does not help me. Sometimes I do have big rings. They're just chants. Oh my God. I don't know if anybody might receive it. It's not, but that's still super good. 97, Isaac Bruce. All right, I'll open one more. And then we're going to chill out for a second. And I'm going to think. Levy on Bell. Jackson, Carmen. Yeah, none of these help either. All right, boys, I'm going to be totally honest with you. I can't play another game in Ultimate Team, but there's one insanely important thing that I need to do. So I'm going to do this and I'm going to leave you guys off with weird real amont, but be excited because the next episode is a playoffs. And it is our last four episodes of Madden 21 Wheel-O-Mot. Wild Card, Divisional, Conference Championship, Super Bowl. Those are the last four episodes of Wheel-O-Mot of this season. So before we get into that stretch, I need to do something. Create a new leaf. Perfect. Obvious choice. I'm going to have to do a little editing here to be realistic here. Put some respect on my name. That's what I'm talking about. We need development superstar X Factor. Use your e-bum. If you know how I feel, why would you say that? This is what you need to see at the helm of your franchise. What are those abilities, baby? What do you got on you, William? Quick draw, tight out, pass, lead, elite, long range, dead eye, and escape artist. Who's getting their cheeks clapped? Oh, shit. It's the Lions. Whatever. I must do this. I must do this for my country. Take off. Take off, William. Oh! Come on. Come on. Come get me. I don't know who's who. Oh my God, that's a laser. Lil' Clef doesn't give a shit what you think. He's snapping that shit before you're ready, too. I'm fast as fuck, boy. We need to roll out William. William! William! Laser! Put it in the end zone. Let's hit Y. Let's hit him. Oh, you want that big one, Jared Cook? Yes, sir! Laser, William. Laser, William! Oh, I thought I got it right. We're going to break it out of the record today. I don't care. I don't care how. Laser! Laser! William! Track him down. Mental error. Redemption. Redemption throw. Good shit, Will. All right. That's the move, bro. PA Crossers is killing him. Not the Sally I wanted, but I'll take it. Play action. Let's see it coming. Oh, okay. They saw it coming. Get clapped. Get clapped. Literally, easy clap. Touchdown every time. Oh, my goodness. You can't catch me. You're unharmed. Dude, Slant Man is so... Will, throw me another Slant, buddy. All right, Michael. I got you, buddy. One more Slant. Don't you dare come at me. Oh, they do see it. They don't see it. Let's go. Give me some blocks. Nine for 11. 355 yards. Three touchdowns. Just how you get your cheeks fucking clapped. I'm those to Camara. I'm those to Camara because my cock's you. Easy Will clap. All right, who wants it, baby? Who wants this tutty? Who believes in themselves enough? Michael Thomas, do you? New NFL record will be held by Will Clap before the end of today's Will & Mot. Yes, this makes no sense. I'm aware. Wait, how do I just give... Oh, is he a bad player? Okay. Okay. Oh, I don't know about that. I don't care that you dropped it. I care that you ruined Will Clap's stats. I don't care about the yards. I care that you're messing up his stat line. You have the... esteemed honor of playing with a God. That's what I'm talking about. Who cares about Will Clap right there? Going up and catching up shit. God. Trayquan Smith. Look at you. You're an embarrassment to the Clap establishment. First thing goal, 465 passing yards. Let's go, William. Let's go William. Let's go William. Let's go William That route is killing them All right, give me a block. Yes, sir get there who get there well We'll get slant man on his absolute favorite route. We'll give him a touchdown with it slant man slant man slant man Michael Michael Michael Michael Oh my God. Oh, that's an aggro. Yup! Yes, sir! Oh, that's a laser. Back of the end zone, laser! Total tap, let's go! That's the legacy of Will Clap, baby. Let's look at the stat line. It's a mediocre day for Will. He definitely could have played better. 30 for 42, 891 passing yards, eight touchdowns, three interceptions. He rushed for an average of 10.7, seven attempts, 75 yards, and two rushing touchdowns. It's an average day for Will Clap. All right, boys. The next episode is a playoffs. I will see you then. I'm sorry this episode got weird, but I can't control it. I love you guys. I'll see you then. Peace.