 What up everybody? Unsporcing like conduct, you know week three NFL week three. It's here. We're back Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey We all got a brief you can take a photo now if you want to yeah, it's alright too late. No big deal, but Yeah, we um Boy, what a weekend. What a weekend. I'm just gonna let you guys know I had the best weekend of my life No complaints all tens vibes across the board I'm happy for you That's great. I What did I do? What the hell did I even do this weekend? I made soup this weekend Oh, I'm still 80 degrees in California. No you can have soup whenever you want to. It's like an iced coffee You can have an iced coffee whenever you want to. Yeah, okay? You can have soup whenever you want to. Thank you. Whenever you want to. I was getting soup shamed Everybody's like, it's too hot. It's too hot. Shut up. For you. I made that new, well not new But the viral tiktok soup the gnocchi and oh like the Olive Garden chicken. Yeah, the Olive Garden soup Yeah, the Olive Garden soup bomb so good. It's good. My mom makes that stuff so good. Shout out to my mom for that one Shout out mom So good and then I watched arguably the stupidest football game The Patriots have played okay cuz like you could have said that about like five teams Yeah, well now specifically mine but there was a lot of dumb football we certainly are going to be talking about that and Yeah, I think that's it. Oh, I Put up two hundred and something points in my fantasy league this week. Wow. That's amazing. Congrats I don't even know if I played starters on my fantasy team. I look at it. Maybe once a month. Well, I won though That's all I know that's all that matters. It's all that matters Josh Allen was out there and he was doing it for me Josh Allen What a guy all right Shall we talk about the thing that everybody in the world is talking about right now? I mean the biggest pop star in the entire world that is now maybe in a relationship with One of the best players in the NFL. How can we not? listen if You as a football fan were already sick of hearing about the Chief's Patrick Mahomes Travis Kelsey boy do we have some bad news for you because it's not gonna stop It's never going away. Honestly, it will never go away at this point ever even if they break up It's a topic the Chief's Congrats to the Chiefs. I mean like they scored big with that one They really did for them, especially You know for a team that like I said people are gonna stick a hearing about right and not only have they been like a frontrunner for a Very long time because you know when people are bandwagoning finding teams They don't watch if I feel like the Chiefs are a good choice to pick Why would you not pick the Chiefs? So they have that plus they have the Swifties and they're winning good quarterback good tight end Coach with the mustache and funny. I don't know what else you can ask. Those commercials are so good The Andy Reed State Farm is awesome. Rack me up every time. Um, I'm just like I'm glad she had fun. I'm glad she genuinely had fun at that football game because you know She probably went into it thinking like This it this is a lot. This the whole world is gonna know that this is a thing I'm gonna be with his mom and I love that so much She just looked like she had a blast the chest bump I think was the best part of the whole thing after You know that guy that she was chest bumping who is a Cleveland man? I saw because I saw one of my friends he tagged the guy in the story and he was like wow This is your moment. I was like, I mean you kept reposting it. So I'm happy for that guy I love that. Um, does he know that there's an NFL reporter who asked if he was Dennis Rodman? I'm probably probably is aware. So yeah No, he wasn't Dennis Rodman. He was a man from Cleveland, Ohio So I'm breaking news Dennis Rodman and Taylor Swift were not chest bumping at the Chiefs game just for anybody that was confused Dumb, but I think my favorite part about all of this is the Swifties who may not have been football fans before or not even Probably known who Travis Kelsey was until all of this The tweets are so good It's such good content. I know people are tired of it, but like just give us something to look forward to I'm sorry Listen, you can be tired of it all you want It's not going away. So you better mute some words some key phrases something like that because for as long as They are alive now. They're always gonna be tied to this and it's gonna continue to get talked about They don't even have to be seen together ever again. Nope. No, it was so awesome Just real quick though. Imagine being the Bears. You're already really bad. You're you're having the worst week ever Oh, each day something worse is happening to your team and Somehow you have to play football With Taylor Swift watching you the whole world watching you in lose by how many points to lose by 30? 30 was it 41 to 3 or something like that? I think they scored a touchdown at the end of garbage time if you want to count it Sure, we'll give them the extra points I mean, they could use it up week to be a fan man Tough it's a to go out and get embarrassed is one thing to go out and get embarrassed in front of the biggest Pop star in the entire world That's tough. That's really tough We need to break down this video though of Them walking out because I have a few I have a few things to point out Okay, I'm first of all The fact that Walter Payton's son is the one who got who captured this video. Yes, I'm almost pause. I'm almost positive Um, well, that's that's been a week. So it's That right there is just hysterical The look Travis Kelsey gives him as they start to like get in the camera shot is like, oh my god Dude, stop you're embarrassing me. That's exactly you can't tell me otherwise That's exactly the look that he's giving and then they almost look like they're holding hands, but they're not they're not They're not holding hands. I wish they would have been holding hands. I even like met before that moment. I Think so. Okay. I don't know. I just I don't know that start the show though. I think is um Donna Donna She what what a day What a day for mama Kelsey, she had an absolute kind of her life She looked like she enjoyed every single part of that game. They had a great time. I'm just You know like good for her good for I because I know You know Jason has his wife and they've got the kids family and stuff and she's probably like alright Travis When's your turn? Why are we doing this? Come on? So this is good for her. This is good I'm happy for her and yeah, I mean she really did seem like she had a good time and that's huge too Meeting the mom that quick mm-hmm on national television. I do have a hot take about that though And I want to know you guys I saw a lot of people say it's too soon for like the meet the parents thing I disagree. I think we kind of need to switch around the idea behind meeting the parents because like My parents have met some of my past boyfriends and stuff Maybe a little too late Not say the same I cannot say the same for that one Maybe a little too late and had they met them Sooner and I got their thoughts about it sooner and maybe they were seeing some things that you know through rose-colored glasses I wasn't wouldn't have been with them for as long so I think the meet the parents things should be a Beginning of the relationship thing get the approval from the fam see what the fam thinks if it's good keep going if it's not cut it off I mean I agree. That's That feels like the smart way to go about it not wait however Long you think is it appropriate time to wait before you meet family and stuff like I need my family's Opinions like that right now. Tell me everything Well good for her though like she she handled it like a boss They had fun and then they went out afterwards apparently a little convertible The little convertible like it was a ending to a grease movie just driving off. Mm-hmm, and he Reserved a restaurant like you buy the whole entire thing. Yeah and Rumor has it they were Affectionate but playful Whatever I love that. I love that means good. I love those words good for them And I also saw that the whole Like chiefs team was there. Is that right? See I didn't see anything about the restaurant, but that'd be nice. That'd be cool seems like That was yeah, okay, so Caroline is saying yes So the whole chiefs team is there Taylor Swift there, which I'm assuming means perform the That's a good question, but I'm assuming that means like the other wives and girlfriends were there too And I'm gonna ask the question that we're all thinking but nobody has the no she does not care I think she does Does bringing the homes is she a little jealous right now that that's not even just that she's with Travis or Travis has a Girlfriend or whatever they are doing, but that the spotlight is not yeah, but it's not on her anyways right now Like she doesn't really get the spotlight. Yeah, that's true That's true. I would like to be she's maybe she's like I would like to be friends with her I that's what I would feel like I would like That's pretty cool, right Um, I don't know I'm interested but like the other wives and girlfriends I would freak out if I was going out to dinner and my husband or boyfriend or whatever was on the chiefs And it was just like a casual here post when Thing that they do and Taylor Swift is there. I'll be like, all right, honey. Bye. See you later I'm going to hang out with Taylor. So this all this is all fun. This is all It's all really cool regardless like what happens to them. I think it's a good situation for both of them It's very very good for both of them relationship aside just from a PR perspective Yeah, I mean Travis Kelsey gained 300 million followers or something like insane Same thing. It's like it's It's his brand. It's cool for her. They look like they're having a fun time people can get over it. I Mean she's the biggest Star in the world and this this here's a Justin Fields loss in front of her But Caroline just dropped in our little chat 60% of viewership for the young women demographic It went up 60% That's exactly what the NFL Needs first of all because you want to talk about it Yeah, maybe doesn't have the best or a league rather that doesn't have the best track record at You know appealing to women given all the right, you know, we've talked about it. Um, that's huge for them huge and Stadium tours like this is just maybe a Super Bowl performance in the near future not this year Obviously, we know it's not sure but maybe next year like this is huge for her. So Good for them. Good for all the grow in the game, you know Love it. Whatever it takes Love it. All right We could talk about this for literally the entire show, but we need to yeah I really could I could have topic after topic after topic all like conspiracy theories like his outfit Did you see his outfit? That was done on purpose That's when I get back to them like all of it is going to end up so good Because one she's a genius marketing genius. They know it all. It's so smart You know out of all the men in the NFL Travis Kelsey is probably one of the best prospects for her to go after Has a good time, I don't know what else she could want well Given her history of partners He might be number one. He's the complete opposite She's finally with a tall guy. No offense to our short Kings. We love you But Yeah, he's only been with short men Every now and then it's nice for a tall girl to be with a tall guy. That's all I'm saying He's he's not he's not Maddie Healy and I think that says everything it needs to say right there He's just like he's her like golden retriever Man, and that's great. Yeah, like everyone probably has to hate it so much though Like if you're chiefs if you're not a chiefs fan, if you hate the chiefs so much, this is probably a worse nightmare It's tough for me because I do not like the chiefs at all. I love everything about it But I'd like something to root for and to hope for right now. So I don't have much But what seems not doing that bad? Well, yeah, they're not doing that bad right now, but like I've seen this story before It's true. That's true. It's got to let it play out. You never know what could happen Never know you never know what could happen What else we got? When talking about the best team in the NFL personally, I think they're the best team in the NFL Till I see otherwise the Miami Dolphins I mean, they're doing it all Just like to put on record the Patriots defense pretty much Locked them down the week before and I'm just glad they weren't the team to get it They're like that. That's that's that's bad. That's bad and It's a whole like The whole thing with McDaniel and being former Broncos ball boy when he was a teenager Comes full circle and he Put record numbers up on the team that I'm assuming he used to be a fan of because he's from, Colorado He was a fan. Yeah Boy, that's got to feel good for him, but 70 points in the NFL game Our dumbasses were sitting here a couple weeks ago saying oh defense is back in the NFL Dead everybody sucks Every game that I go to it's like minimal scoring and then this game you get 70 points It was something funny that did happen in this game though. They could have kicked a field goal They should have kicked the field goal. They should have kicked the field goal There was a fandal like it was one of the boosts for the weekend like a weekend special And I think it was every team in 1 and 4 p.m. To make a field goal. They were the team that did it brutal 70 points in no field goal. So you should have done it. I Mean it out of respect. You know what the Broncos should have had more respect. Who cares for themselves I mean, you're already at 70 you might as well kick the field goal tie the record like What's what's what's the point at this point? You have your backups in scoring touchdown so it's not like They can stop you anybody on the field. They obviously couldn't stop your starters. They can't stop your backups do it Like people are gonna complain either way that you're running up the score You might as well make it worth it, you know in my mind I want to feel bad for the Broncos fans, which I still do You just won an NBA title. So I'm not gonna feel as bad at least you have something See like a final like a year ago, too. Yeah, you got a lot going the football team. Hmm. I Should have the other stuff Rockies. No Broncos. No, but at least you have basketball and the best player in the NBA We should have that silver linings everywhere could be worse. Maybe not on the field. Oh And you know, there's not having that bad of a time Russell Wilson. It's the defense again It's the defense that like that. Sure. I feel like their defense is good. Yeah, and the office is like ducking it up everywhere. No, I just Russell Wilson's doing it. I hope he's okay. He takes a lot of hits online and on the field well Some of them he brings upon himself Just sometimes Yeah, I don't know. That's that's bad. That's tough to come back from but luckily for the Broncos They play the Bears this week. So if there was ever God for a get-right game, this is The right to even to do it against because I don't know man about They just the Bears have nothing going for them. They don't not one part of their game is working Nothing on the field is working nothing off the field is working their stadium got broken There's a security system in the stadiums not working like nothing is working. You saw the there was the newspaper article You saw that I did all that paper article Chicago a sports columnist was grading. It was the quarterback the linebackers like every position on the field and the coach F across the board not even a D minus for any it's It's impressive to be yeah, I just don't understand they spent all that money They went out of their way to try to improve their team in every part of the game and nothing has looked better at all Not one bit. Nope And I just don't get it Justin Fields is gonna have it. I wouldn't say like an MVP season, but I thought I was gonna be better He would at least compete. I thought it was gonna be better. Sure. The play call could be a little different They could put them in better situations But some point you got to do something for yourself Yeah Um back to blow out. Oh my god back to blowouts Not our buffs Colorado Buffalo I Not even kicked like they just that was embarrassing. Yeah Not good and uh, it looks a lot worse now that Oregon posted all of the Uh content from pregame and stuff whoever's walking around doing their videos and whatever a lot of Of hey from the colorado side that did not age well at all I get it I do like they shouldn't have said the things that they did but like I don't blame them for being hype No, of course they're up this whole time your coach is screaming at you hyping you up this whole time every team Is talked bad about you and everyone is talking about you. They're feeding their egos. They're fueling them up They already exceeded their expectations for the whole entire year. You know, they just got a little carried away and got um Wrecked on national television. Yeah, not not good. You got 35 year old bonix out here doing that to you and man The funny just the funniest part about that whole video is Shiloh Sanders literally saying he's gonna beat everybody's ass including the coach Including the coach I mean Yeah, they didn't even put up a fight. It's tough. It's tough. Hopefully I get it That was like their best competition that they had to go against so far Yeah, now they have usc this week. I thought that kind of loss was going to be sooner Then we got so It makes us against oregon too, but usc looked a little weak against arizona state Did you see uh, the helmets that arizona state was wearing no didn't watch game they They're like the the maroon of their colorway, but when the stadium lights like oh and they get like the gold color Yeah, it was sick Yeah, I was like I was mesmerized but they always have good uniforms their field always looks great. Uh Shout out arizona state shout out madison shout out madison so we got so I am interested to See how colorado bounces back this week because again usc usc's defense maybe isn't all that great But their offense if they couldn't stop onyx. I don't know how they're gonna stop uh Caleb Williams And the worst part about it all it's a 9 a.m. Game for me Tell me why You'll be fine. Get a coffee. Get a bagel I mean, I'm up anyway. I like I'm at Fucking seven o'clock in the morning every day can't help myself. But like What if this was the day that I was gonna sleep in? What if I went out Friday night had a little too much to drink said maybe maybe I'll sleep until 10 today I missed the whole first half So down, uh, you want to do another college football game that needs to be talked about Yeah, I mean I need to talk about this So, uh living in Ohio Get a lot of Ohio State fans. I was at a bar watching with a lot of Ohio State fans Actually, I don't really care when I lose but when you're there with them, you know, it's fun. Everybody's hearing everybody's having a good time These fans We're going through it I heard f ryan day. He needs to be fired by tomorrow. Um He was he was one play away from potentially losing his job And then he was one defensive player on the field away from losing his job. Actually also Notre Dame. It happened to them twice back-to-back plays twice. Yeah, what are you doing? Dumb but then after the game, Ohio State wins whatever good game That was like a good classic football game a lot of running the ball. It was good a very midwest football game If I've ever yeah, that's a good way to put it. That's an excellent way to put it But then ryan day does What you expect an Ohio State? Football coach to do and he just says something that makes him even more unlikable than he was to begin with And he goes after lou halts who if you don't know lou halts He's 86 years old former Notre Dame football coach who in like a pregame show or something was asked how the game's gonna go And he answered it how an old former football coach of a school playing another school and answer and say they They're soft. They don't have what it takes to beat us. This is a really good Notre Dame team Blah blah blah like just the stereotypical Stuff that you would say about a team that you used to coach at the ripe old age of 86 and ryan day, uh He really did and You know coaches have the Interview after the game on the field and hey, how did you guys manage to pull it off? Whatever? First thing he says Where's lou halts in bed The band's been in bed for hours. He probably fell asleep before the second half. He's not listening right? He's not He probably doesn't poor guy probably doesn't even remember what he said. No, he probably doesn't And I feel bad because like it's funny. It's funny and I feel bad laughing at lou halts, but like He genuinely probably doesn't remember what he said and was he that wrong though? No, I mean, I don't really think so just for For ryan day to go in on him like that Man screaming by the way His face was red screaming He was truly so angry I understand so I just want to say like, oh, well, we we heard all the talk and just glad we can come out of here with When that's fine lou halts eff you get out of here We won in spite of lou halts. No my question for this is when did he have time to see it? Who showed him that? Why are you watching that? I just I don't know I just don't know either It's if I feel like it's par for the course though for somebody who was buddies with urban mire and all that stuff Like this this is something I would expect urban mire to do so it makes a lot of sense that ryan day is doing it Yeah, he was like right under the wing. So now he was on third base and he's screaming from there He almost lost his job by the way He really did I believe you he was one play away and they barely scored Great game though It was a really fun game. It was a really fun game and uh, the Notre Dame quarterback all the hype on TikTok all the girls are right It's good-looking dude, but the best part about it is they say he looks like a hallmark christmas movie character Who's going to save his family's failing christmas tree farm and once I saw that tiktok I could never look at him the same he 100 does he totally does And that's my case for why he should win the heisman right there has nothing to do with the actual football part of it. It's because Of that and he did it over that I agree So that's that on that Shall we get into our recap of week three week three? I see a couple weeks in and I'm already losing. No, it's going so fast already. Um Week three it's been a little exciting. This week was a little more exciting than the weeks before Yeah, I I mean Maybe not my game, but I feel like every other game was pretty good We had gardener minchou out here winning football games. Oh, he did villain in for anthony richardson good for him Um, love gardener minchou happy for him Andy dalton playing football starting football games. He's playing man Poor guy too. I mean, I feel like all things consider the panthers played pretty well. Yeah I just uh, there's only so much you can do with dear old andy dalton um And then miami obviously miami did what they did and Following that up are they should they be the favorites to not only win the afcs, but Be the afc representative in super bowl is two are gonna win mvp like they're on pace for all of this Yeah, uh, let's talk about afc over reaction, but No, let's let's talk about afcs. They should definitely be the favorites when they see them like they obviously are Until we see what happens on sunday yeah But who's to say they could put up. I don't think I could put up 70 on the bills Listen, I hope not because I have the bills defense and fantasy and I'm in that weird spot where I'm thinking about Do I bench them and just pick up somebody else for the week? Because I'm scared. I'm scared. I saw that Granted against the Denver Broncos, but I still saw it Oh, you saw it and I'm a little worried, but I My thing with miami and I'm gonna say it again like they offense very clearly Very clearly are good They are very good, but their defense is still a little sus and I'm a little Unsure about that and can offense carry them Throughout the next I don't know 14 weeks. What what even is the math there? Is it 14? That's that's a lot That's a lot especially It seems like too much figured out the whole tuck and roll thing to avoid bashing his head on the turf But again, 14 weeks is a lot of time It this is is this sustainable like I don't know But I do think they should be the favorites in the a of c's for sure at this point Uh, yeah until we see sunday, but I don't even know if that's going to change at all because like we're saying who's to say Who's to say I don't know to a mvp though is that I have a case foreign against it Against obviously being tirey kill I think he's Maybe more carrying a lot um and I I mean It's no secret that I don't like tirey kill. So this is When I say this I mean it like he's mvp caliber player right now. Um He's got the running backs. I mean We're touch shots each two the other day He's two running backs Not just one So, I don't know. I there's a good case for toa But I can also see why not And again it's only week three. So Who knows And then we go to the other a of c east teams Well, you know, it could be a lot worse It could be patriots. It could be no wins. You could have zero wins And that sounds not very fun No, um When I tell you that That football game between the patriots and the jets on sunday was some of the dumbest football I've ever seen um And I've watched every patriots jets game over the last couple of years This one is up there The page my god Good good for zack wilson. First of all, no turnovers Good for him. He had a safety. Do we count that as a turnover? depends I mean We're not gonna count as a turnover, but I mean it's not not a good play not smart But the best could have ended a lot differently didn't throw a pick. So good for him It's also the Patriots defense is very good. Um They I want to say they pressured I read the states the first time they've done it since 2018 68 percent of the jets uh office of snaps They had pressure on the quarterback from the patriots first time they've done that at that High of a number since 2018 Makes you feel a little good about where the direction of the Patriots defense is going Patriots offense on the other hand Um Farrell brown scored a touchdown I that The only touchdown for the new Patriots Happy for him. Good for him. He was busted coverage. That's why he was so open, but it's fine because it resulted in points um If he's the only person scoring touchdowns on your football team That's a problem They were in the red zone like three times four times felt like 50 times and Like I just I I thought the bill o'brien experience was going to get off to a better start I guess is what I'm trying to say it still feels like they're trying to figure it out and The first four weeks are an extension of the preseason whatever the hell bellage I want to say and I get that I just Cowboys this week is my biggest issue And it makes me feel a little bit better that the arizona cardinals did what they did um But I mean I have a lot. I want to say about the cowboys because I hyped them up A lot. I shouldn't have done that. I don't think that they're bad. I think they're still very good I they're so very good. Like I don't think they're bad at all, but they're the cowboys the cardinals They're due the cowboys every year are due for a dumb loss like this and this Maybe a couple, but this was the one where Good for josh jobs. Good for the cardinals because we we truly did not think they would win a game And they beat one of the teams that people consider a top Five team in the league right now So good for them I I hope that you it's fair the same way against them next week, but I don't uh, I'm a little nervous um But the biggest story around that stupid stupid football game has nothing to do with football at all Mack Jones time Mack Jones is he's got his name circulating again for Allegedly doing something dirty player Dirty dirty First of all after this segment. I'm never talking about this again I don't want to talk about sauce gardeners nuts any more than I already have This would two and a half days talking about it. I'm I'm done. So this is this is it Um, I don't I watched the video the one that Diana Rossini posted which is probably the best angle we have of it he He hit him probably right where a belt would go So it wasn't Low enough. I love how we're like slow mowing on to where he got hit stupid. This is even a topic I mean, yeah, if you're if you don't want to get hit there. I guess it doesn't look fun Doesn't look fun. Listen, I'm not saying he's wrong for not wanting to get hit in the family jewels If I was a guy, I wouldn't want that either But let's be serious for a second first of all Aside from the fact that looked like it He just like tapped him in his stomach after asking sauce to help him up Like sticking his hand out to get helped up and sauce like brushed it away Scept over him and brushed him away after he got thrown down by CJ mostly. Let's just get all of the context out there He like tapped him in the stomach And they both said Like max said like a good job or nice job probably in a sarcastic douchey way. I'm sure But that looks like what that was so like that lines up with what they both said For sauce to say he had to ice his giblets after he said that He's apparently so because I've seen it everywhere and I don't think does that help does that help? I don't know like from yeah, can someone Let us guys that helps. Let us know If you get injured there does icing help? He said he had to ice his nuts And that McDonald's was trying to make it so he could never have kids He said all those things be serious That's a little funny though, please Um, I don't know how to fell player though. I would be excessive like that and I would say stuff like that too And then the video he posted the video he posted to try to like make his case Sir, I can't see a goddamn thing in that video. What are your thoughts about everybody else quoting it and replying And they're like, oh, well he did this to me. He's he's a dirty player. Yeah, we know about mac We know how he acts. I'm not one. It's like I'm not gonna sit here and say he's an angel You know the spikes up on a slide. Sure the gator roll against brian burns like Okay, I didn't think that one was as egregious as the other one, but like I I get it Um, I'm not even a real big mac jones fan. So I'm not Like going to the ends of the earth to defend him But if you watch the whole play like yes, he was aggressive because he was never down. It was just The you know the whistle blew And he just he kept going to fight for more yardage on a qb sneak and cj moseley obviously did not like that and Robbed him by the neck and body slammed him Body slammed him. So it's not like he's the only one out in this situation that deserves a little Uh conversations to be had but like derrius like coming out and saying oh, we've been new We've been new what mac is like like let me come on. Come on Yeah, I mean if we're somebody like that too like he's a vet like there's been Good amount of dirty players in the league for as long as derrius. I has been in the league You're gonna point out Freaking mac jones as the worst of them Chris long too chris long top five dirtiest players okay He gets cheap shot at all the fucking time. I feel like freaking people are putting minka on that list right now I feel like that's a lot of that's ridiculous. I think that's a lot of unnecessary. Hey, you know, he didn't do that on purpose There's no way And his explanation was perfect. Like it's nick chub How do you exactly how do you expect me to tackle him? First of all second of all, why would I try to do this intentionally ever? Ever it like we said it just sucks for everybody, you know, because no one ever wants to get hurt like that No one ever wants to be the one to hurt someone like that unless you're Not even not even gonna go there. Uh, yeah, it's just It's just so dumb like I just need and I'm sure he feels awful Yeah I can imagine It's the good news is it's supposedly not career ending Just mco So which If you were to tell me that after Right after it happened I would say you're lying because it looked like his whole femur snapped in half. Oh, it looks so awful So that's the good news but Like the whole dirty player conversation Like if you want to talk dirty Not like that If you want to talk dirty if you want to Oh, listen, that's a different podcast, I guess Um, if you want to talk dirty players, we can sure talk dirty players. And yeah, mac johns has done some things But an overall dirty player. I don't think so like I think it's Again, and I don't even really like the guy But I think there's a lot of like patriots bias in there, too So he's no saint not my favorite But If you're gonna just be overdramatic about everything I'm gonna tell you're being overdramatic and this was this has been blown way out of proportion um, so That's all I have to say about sauce gardeners man parts I'm done. Oh, man, it's just something every week. There's some kind of funny story. At least we're getting entertainment from it I don't know. I appreciate him for that. Like but can we go back to the cowboys for a second? This is not gonna be it's not gonna be cowboy slander. So don't don't anyone think it's gonna be cowboy slander This is more about I know I'm sorry. I know we're not I'm not gonna say mean things around the cowboys I just want to talk about the cardinals and the game. I just want to say Congrats to them for winning because I doubted them. I didn't even think that they would win the single game Josh jobs. I am so happy for him He's having a blast. Yeah, however, he couldn't get his own jersey in the team store. They had to stitch him one Which makes sense. Why would it feel like why would they carry the jersey? You know what I mean? They only carry select few You just got a station where you can get it. He had to go in there and they had to make it for Oh my god, he just got added to the team. What like five days before the first game something like that Man poor kid. I'm good for him though because he's been I feel like a third string for the last Very long time. I believe what six years seven years something like that. Yeah I'm happy for him. It's And then the tick tock afterwards So funny carry on top such a good job So Is that did michael parsons first of all make a person says a podcast um Everybody has a podcast now, but like I I don't know I've never heard heard or seen anything about it up until I saw jenny jobs tick tock is what i'm trying to say Well, we also had a clip about tyree kill this week too. I saw that too and he has tyreex's jersey hanging behind him If it's one thing michael parsons is going to entertain the crowd He's gonna he's gonna entertain like when that like toe comment. Did you see the toe video? No You've never seen the michael parsons toe video. I don't think so. Oh my god. Okay, so it sounds like i'm glad I don't know what show he was on this is like it might have been on espn or something live and they said What's a fun fact about you and he goes I like toes And someone's like the guy's like you like feeding. He's like, yeah Listen, we've said before we say it again. We don't kink shame here. We don't I thought it was a great answer but Really national Hey, at least he knows what he likes. What's good for you. I want it. Love it. He knows what he likes Oh, man. Um, what's going on with uh, the bolts more raven Um, they have like three players on their roster every year every year every year. They're injured never it never stops I feel so bad But and they make do with what they have but it's just not enough And talker missing a field goal But I never thought I'd see the day how far 61 yards. Yeah, I mean it's a norm for him to make those But probably wanted him fired that day Um, but I feel like more so that game was It's the Colts like Carter Richard No, I was I was I was um, I will say I was I was really down on the Colts. Why would I not be though? Right mess no running back Don't know who the quarterback was gonna be. I was really down on them I said that they were gonna win like five games Everyone is commenting on that little schedule prediction fair like, oh, did you see they just beat the ravens? I was like, I did. I didn't see it. Don't worry. I watched it. Thank you Kind of miss that my bad guys. I'm happy for you though. I'm happy that you guys are winning. Um Everybody else in the a of c south though is uh, messy Messy messy is a good word. Yeah, probably what I would say for them Uh, Jacksonville consistent Jacksonville man, what the living hell they're trying to embarrass us is going on On the opposite side of that Houston Texans Nice job. A little interesting. Pretty good. Well interesting where I may be picking up a receiver How many points do they score 37 30 something? 34 something like that 30 something points. Yeah, good for them pretty good. Um And then the Tennessee Titans, uh, you saw Well, I didn't even see anything from that team I didn't even know if Derek Henry was on the field. You couldn't tell Derek Henry today was put on the trading block in my league that Three weeks in three weeks in and Derek Henry is on the trading block. You say that to somebody three years ago They'll be like, what the hell you've never played fantasy football in your life. Like I want to make a running back comment, but like I don't want people to be mad at me So they're gonna be mad at you either way. No, no, that doesn't really matter. Uh running backs love you respect you mean it But like none of them are doing anything crazy and or good right now besides christian mccaffrey None of the ones complaining or even playing And the dolphins voice but like yeah, that's that's it like that James cook is third in the league with rushing yards I cover him though, but like Like um Yeah, it's it's tough for the Contingency of people who think oh the running backs should be valued more. I mean they're they're valuable, but I'm Not not to where they want to be not to where people want to be and that sucks because they go through a lot of stuff They put their bodies through a lot of things If I were to ever play football, I don't think running back would be my first choice. No But sometimes also because I'm not um, I'm Not fast enough not athletic enough. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really nice anyway But um, I was good at stuff I was good at stuff if I could yeah if I could do all that stuff. I would probably want to be like a receiver Yeah, uh quarterback, obviously but Running back maybe not I don't know but what else the Jets Talked about the Patriots, but now it's time to talk about the Jets. No nuts involved here. Um, but there are teeth involved It's poor man teeth involved Hey, I don't blame him. Don't blame that man at all. No, not at all Uh, Zach Wilson and the Jets offense as a whole was playing so bad to the point where there was this Old italian looking new york man It was screaming and it was caught on the cutaway camera before they went to commercial And he was in the middle of telling them to get the f out And the bottom teeth which they obviously were like some sort of like denture or something Just popped right out popped right out He has to catch them almost The new york Jets are so bad that people's teeth are falling out that's if you were to Ask like for a barometer of you know, how the jet season is going so far. That's what I would tell you people they're Fall out. That's how bad this is going But I do I really do I know I make jokes about him all the time and like I laugh at his expense and everything But I truly do feel Bad for Zach Wilson. I do too in this situation because obviously the rogers thing was a freak accident Nobody expected that to happen Three plays into the game let alone at all um He went into the season thinking erin rogers is my savior. He's gonna come take the brunt of The new york fans the nfl fans the new york media. Yeah, he's gonna chill get his first round pay checks Show up go home Just be his girlfriend do it all over live life as a backup quarterback and it's a pretty good gig Poor guy got thrown right into it right away um after they spent an off season Clowning him his own teammates clowned him His coach threw him to the side And now he's expected to be the guy it's just not gonna happen They can't I know The jet season was pretty much lost when rogers went down, but they still beat the bills and I I don't Put a lot of stock in that win but like a win is a win um It's if you want any sort of Anything to come from this season though It can't be zack wilson. I don't know who it's gonna be there's quarterbacks that are certainly available I saw something about trading for Kirk cousins too. Honestly, okay I have an opinion on that Would be okay. It's my opinion. It's gonna be okay. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, they would win some games. Yeah, I think so too I just think that's a waste of their time It's the 40 year old quarterback is going to come back You're expecting. Yeah, if you're expecting crazy man to come back, uh in a timeline that fits Being ready for next season Just tank Get a get a good draft pick. Maybe get a nice offensive lineman To put there to help said quarterback because their offensive line is not very good Like I said pager has got 68 percent pressure or some whatever the crazy number was um But aside from people's teeth falling out you got Jets legend super bowl champion hall of famer blah blah blah joe neymeth is saying zack wilson's gotta go You get him out of here and I hear him But do you have a better plan? He's not wrong um I just know it would hurt my feelings a lot if If the most beloved Story person in my franchise's history hates you was saying it's time for me to get fired. I I should lose my job I would cry I would cry. I wouldn't know because i'm joe neymeth. There's a lot of like new york media stuff um I wouldn't know what to even say to him if I bumped into him like at the facilities or something like that Like hey, uh, mr. Neymeth He still want me to get fired or kid but They kind of did it to him. They set him up for failure when they drafted him so nobody's a blame but the jets themselves And uh, the bangles finally got their first one the bangles got their first one I will say like I told you I told you before this started. I had a great time there Love that one of my one of the best times I've ever had at a football game. Everybody was nice Everyone was nice. It was a really fun like atmosphere The night game was really cool. I think that's what really did it Everything they did pregame everything that they did during it was a really great fan environment and it was really cool yeah The uh, it takes a lot for me to say Yeah, right The white jerseys I don't know You don't like I'm crazy about them. I think they look really good. They're cool. I just I don't know I think they look good. I like the helmets Everything I liked it yeah I just I guess when I think of like a snow tiger. I don't think of of The Cincinnati bangles, maybe it's just I'm so conditioned to see them in orange that it was so different But they weren't last year too. No, yeah, they did Hmm I don't know something about them. I was I'm not as gaga over them as everybody else. I don't hate them I think they're I still think they're cool, but but they're just not the number one choice. Yeah Yeah, I'm uh The titans are or is it the titans or the Texans that are wearing the oilers? Titans I'm excited for that. Yeah, this looked really good. I saw a lot of those jerseys on sunday actually Just sick. Yeah beside the point. Anyway bangles one. That's cool Yeah, it was ugly for all parties. So I went to an NFL game and I bet for four touchdowns to be scored between at well puka and joe mixon And um, clearly that didn't happen. We got seven field goals. It took away the first touchdown Is I think it was out of bounds, but whatever that would have been cool Joe mason did score but Yeah, man, it was a lot of field goals Not great, but I guess I mean for not a hundred percent quarterback No, he's not near 100. I didn't even think he was gonna make it out of that game Like he got tackled by Aaron donald once and I didn't think he was gonna get up play I didn't think he was gonna play. I don't even know if playing is the best option right now I just but hey, he made it out of the game to move on to next week He made it out. They got a win um You were there so but you watched the week before the double monday night football Thing don't like it me either Me either and we have youtube tv because we have sunday ticket Obviously not being in a market where we can watch the patriots on regular tv. So we youtube tv has the multi view and So we do that but they also do the split screen on the broadcast anyway for her five minutes at a time and that's ahead of the Broadcast that we get itself and I was this is the stupidest thing ever Also for them to start a hour apart You can't even do like two Is just it's so dumb. It's so i'm yeah i'm not a bad not an all season thing. Um Hopefully there was enough There's got to be somebody on like their research team to see like, okay, should we do this next year? Hopefully there was enough negative Stuff being said about it to where they say, okay No um Yeah, stupid football though. We watched that this weekend and we also just have stupid football team in general And this is oh my god. It's my time to shine right here uh I Am well known to be on the fire brain and staley train. I'm the conductor of the damn train it's We gotta we gotta do something we gotta do something you're up. I think they were up by four at this point uh on their own 20 35 34 35 uh fourth and Something fourth and medium you go for it on your own 25 Fourth and short fourth and one I can see going for it the chances that you get it are I I feel better than not um I I need him gone. I need him gone yesterday. Callan more Has already shown me enough as the new lots of offensive coordinator that he can take over Brandon staley's gotta go. I say he's gotta go. I said it last year. I said it the year before He isn't gonna make it to the end of the season and I mean it this year and again if he doesn't I'm chaining myself to so if I say to him I am protesting no because I can't and now mike williams is out for the rest of the season That one hurt my that one hurt that one hurt real bad. That's one of my favorite players fucking love him and it's just It's always it's always the people that are the best players with the best personalities Some may be excluded That are getting hurt and it sucks especially with the chargers. It's always something Mike Williams and keenan allen are two of In my personal opinion, some of the most fun wide receivers to watch in this league, especially with justin herber as a little trio right there If one's not her it's the other and sometimes they're both her at the same time and it's just the worst to continue and Or herbie man Just when you think they maybe I haven't figured out they start on two They barely beat the freaking minnesota vikings brand staley Craps his pants again Are the vikings gonna win a game? Who they play this week? I feel like they play something not good this week. No, that doesn't mean anything because It's true. It truly does not mean anything, but I like their chances Where the f are they at one here? They play the panthers Play the panthers. Okay. So They should win this game. It's good They should win this game if they don't win this game you trade kirk cousins You trade kirk cousins you have to because justin jefferson is He's not gonna be happy wasting away Poor guy I mean, I don't really think it's speaking of wasting away davontae adams too For him to say i'm i'm running out of time or whatever the hell he said after josh mcdaniel's Did uh head coach josh mcdaniel's thing? No, like uh, yeah bad Bad bad bad bad bad. See this is the thing with the stealers. Are they good? Or are they getting lucky? All I know is nagi harris may lose his starting job this year He definitely will This kid. What's the name jaylon warren? Yeah, good Good running back good shifty quick nagi. I saw tweet it says nagi looks like he's running with jeans on Like It's just not it hasn't been good. It hasn't been good Um that one is outrageous Can he pick it every now and then again can show that he's okay. He can be all right Uh tj watt is obviously the mp. He's great He's someone out there doing it He's awesome and george pickens. Yep, george pickens is good. Just throwing his body around like a fish trying to block It's a quarterback. I freaking love him. Um I don't know if I would say the stealers are good, but I don't think they're not good They're good enough to win. They're in that weird limbo. Yeah, and they have I mean mike tomlin great Regardless they find a way somehow it's just like in their blood. It's like stealers blood They're always gonna win a game somehow. They're never gonna go out sad And they'll always be competitive Except when they play the 49ers, but that doesn't really matter All right, we need to do A little bit of promo here so Fandall sportsbook we are expanding Another state here we come Kentucky we're coming for you good old bluegrass and everything and We're gonna play a little trivia game. Um Just like general Kentucky trivia because I'll be completely honest I don't know anything. I don't know much about the great state of Kentucky. I know KFCs horses bourbon bourbon and you put the grass on some nfl fields Uh, good music too blue grasses. I like bluegrass music um Pretty much it so we're gonna do a little trivia. I've got a couple questions to ask gap. God's got a couple questions to ask me and I'm not gonna know any we're gonna see how this goes You want to go first? You haven't pulled up? Yeah, I'll go first. Okay. All right hit me with it How many national championships? Does the Kentucky basketball team have five eight They got a lot. You know, they got a lot of good guys a lot a lot or from a long time ago Yeah, way early, but I mean Kentucky basketball players A lot of them a lot of them in the nba. Yeah All right, what's next Kentucky produces over 95 of the world's supply of what type of alcohol whiskey bourbon bourbon. Yeah I knew that one now this one. I like this one. This one's this one's funny What casual steakhouse chain has its corporate headquarters in Louisville, Kentucky Despite having the lone star state in its name texas roadhouse. Whoo. Love some of those rolls They're frauds. They're not actually from texas. They're frauds The butter though So good. Wow. Look at you. You got them all Well, I rounded it up close enough. Yeah. Um, all right. Here we go. Got one for you. Oh, great Who is the famous boxer born in Kentucky? Muhammad Ali Louisville man. I was seeing all this stuff there Good one. Uh These are so damn easy I don't you say that but like I don't think so this one this one if you don't get this one We have a problem. Uh, what's the famous fast food chain that originated in Kentucky? KFC. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I was just thinking about that Brittany my home Sorry, we get um Which former president is I I guess was born in Kentucky. I didn't know this either I I don't know. I've got to take a little bit of a ways back Bill Clinton I don't know I don't know. I don't know He was born in Kentucky. Apparently I thought he was from Illinois. Oh, wow. I don't know Nice going off what the internet it tells us I guess. Hey, I will say though when I was in Kentucky for the derby Pretty cool. Yeah, I had a good time Yeah, at a good time all the hats and The gallantry and of it like it seems really cool. Um Listen, if you're from Kentucky, I'm sorry. We don't know more about your state, but we're learning I know Donovan Mitchell played basketball there Not for the blue team for the red team Lamar Jackson. Mm-hmm. We know we know that stuff um But Fandall sports looks coming to you. So we have a lot to celebrate Maybe with a couple bourbon shots a couple bourbon shots. That'd be cool. Um, and then I think We got all of our housekeeping out of the way with that. So I think we are done for the week Yeah, that's about it. Uh another Fantasy we'll put a link up daily fantasy You guys can join free contest When some money. Yeah, um, have you won anything yet? Absolutely not me either. I finished 350 first out of 700 some Yeah, mine was pretty low too Yeah It could have worked It throws me off though that it's just like the one o'clock and the four o'clock because I'm like, yeah This, you know, Sunday night match up. Let me put him in here. I can't do it Can't bring him in So I need to I need to readjust my strategy here. Maybe this is the week. I'll win a dollar or two It's all hard to aim low And that's it. We uh, we'll be back next week. We're into october next week A little scary if you think about it a little scary, but best sports month of the year, I think So we're gonna we got some playoff baseball coming up basketball hockey. You're coming back mba Buddy, uh, so we'll see you guys next week. Same time. Say please take care