 Mamma Mia, oh Mamma Mia. If you're watching this video because you're seriously considering buying a house, first of all, how dare you? The day you buy a house is the day you finally get to say, you to landlords. Greetings, good sir. I am landlord Lama. I run this rental with my dear mama. Yes, mother dearest, I'll milk them all dry. Spit on dad's grave for me. Love you, goodbye. Get off your phone. If communists and profits share one thing in common, we both love telling people what to do. Buy a house now. Buy house now. Buy now house. House now, buy! Even if we were consher points and could make 17 hour long videos, we still couldn't tell you everything you need to know about home buying. Some men don't buy a house to escape landlords. Some men buy a house to become landlords. It's almost as if the US housing market is a cleverly designed capitalist trap to keep the working class in perpetual debt and property in the hands of the wealthy. As though everyone who works in real estate has an incentive for you to buy a house you can barely afford. And welcome to hell. We're communists. How you doing? He thought and he thought and he thought some more and he cursed the plight of the rural poor. When it comes to understanding interest rates, we could all use a hand. If you have hundreds of thousands of dollars lying around, why are you watching this channel? The llama and bunny climbed the stairs with haste. Through hallway strewn with trash and human waste. As you grow older, you will face many stresses in your adult life. Taxes, debt, the end of democracy. I assure you, you should not be alarmed. There's no chance on earth that you'll be harmed. Bureaucracy? Of course you do, you're a communist. If we looked at the Fort Collins CMA for 2022, we would see home buyers were paying $200,000 over the asking price. Jesus Christ. I waited all night. Where the fuck were you? I was out with the guys, Bill, Randy, Stu. Who the fuck you out with one of your little hoods, right? Oh, why don't you quit breaking my balls? Night. Now, dear comrades, we've reached the conclusion. As always, you are the revolution.