 The late shift. Why do I think this would be a good video? Oh yeah, the game late shift. Sorry, not just do a late shift. Alexa, would you turn on the studio lights there please love? Thanks very much. You know I'm convinced if I don't say thank you to Alexa that AI will rise up. You are welcome. I am your protector. So yeah, the game is late shift. I think this is gonna be fun. So stick around for some terrible choices to ruin this high stakes FMV. I don't know what that is. Crime thriller forced into a brutal London heist. Your choices matter in this interactive cinematic experience blah blah blah. I'm gonna do bad things and ruin the story. Luckily it is a game because you can kind of see daylight coming over here. It wasn't actually a late shift. I was going to try and lie to you. Ooh, cinematic. Okay, new game. Choices matter. I got an achievement already. I did the first choice right. I clicked play game. He's using his inside voice and I can't hear it over the music. There we go. Turn that way down. I appreciate it. It's getting me amped and everything but I don't know what I'm getting amped for because I can't hear anything. Wait, what is going on now? Where's my guy coming from? It says no pedestrians right there. I didn't tell you to do that. God, he's making the riskiest choice of all by himself. Lunatic. There's two cars out. The rest are logged. Should be a nice quiet night. Okay, he works here. Fair enough. He wants to disobey the rules. That's fine. I'm just saying rules are there for a reason. Now when do we get into the action of this? Because it's not all that long of a game so it must amper pretty quick. And here they are. The most meaningful relationship I've ever had in my life. Oh, it's a romance story. With a bunch of metal wimbos. Oh, he's into cars. I've seen something like that on the Learning Channel. I need the keys to the Maserati. It's a secret but I really need those keys. Wait, what is going on here? This woman came back and she wants the keys to a car that's not even hers. I'm just going to give it to her. Yeah, go ahead. Good boy. What's in it for me? I won. Okay. She's just like, I'll do you a favor of you. Just, you know, give me the keys to the car that's not mine. I'm like, I'll write down my common handy. I'm moving house next weekend all right. I could use a help with the boxes. Never mind. Check CCTV. No, never mind. Just give her the keys. This is a massive bang and I'm like, no, don't check it out. You're back here by one. Yes, sir. I like how I'm just giving her these orders. Like, she's not going to fucking listen to me. What am I going to do if she comes back later than I arranged or doesn't come back at all? I literally have no power. Oh my God, literally walked away for two seconds and now she's screaming help. Go there, call police. Yeah, just no, go there, go there. Oh my God, it doesn't give me much time. Hey, go there without any weapons. I probably should have checked CCTV earlier. What do you want from me? I want you to tie her up. Wait, I'm not getting involved in this. Or actually, no, sorry, I was thinking logically. Okay. And when I'm done, I'll tie myself up. Wait, why are you biting me? Ow! I don't know why I'm grabbing my head. I'm going to felt that one. Oh, now he's annoyed. I've ruined everyone's day. I've pissed her off trying to tie her up. And I've pissed him off by not tying her up. Does it look like I can drive? What? Oh my God. What kind of fangs does she have to do that to his end? Okay, I have to drive because of his injured hand. If I see him use that hand even once, I'm going to have a word with you, mister. Do I drive or run? Running is a terrible option, so run. I got it into the car. And just run out again. Oh, I'm going to die. Oh, dear. Fuck! Oh no, I got away. Great. Where am I going though? Don't walk now. It's like me tired. Oh, for fuck's sake. Let me give you a ride. Don't get into a car with a strange... Actually, yeah, it's my choice. Get in. Really? After all this today, and I'm just going to get into the car. Can you drop me off at self-cam please, mate? I thought he was going to say South Korea. He's like, that's off the radar. They'll never find us there. Look, you see, I've been kidnapped. Now I'm the best of both worlds. I ran away and almost got shot, and I still got kidnapped anyway. You know the guy broke into the garage, don't you? No. This is the coincidence that I even held at gunpoint twice in one night. Completely random. Oh, he's trying to run again. That wasn't even my choice. He just tried to get out while the car was moving. Oh, he's taken me back to his house. Okay, maybe this isn't so bad after all. Maybe they just really want to play like a board game or something, monopoly. It's hard to get people to play monopoly with you. At least with me, I always buy all the houses and don't upgrade them to hotels so people can't buy any houses for their property. Yeah, I'm kind of a monster. Oh no, it's this guy again. Oh, he's pissed. He fell 15 feet onto a concrete floor. What? Wait, hold on. Can I pause it? What happened? He fell 15 feet onto a... When? Was that the banger? Look at that. I never checked the CCTV. My guy shouldn't know that. Plot hole. I love when you just pick all the wrong options in these games because sometimes things just do not make sense. Oh my God. No, I didn't want to see that. I'm not going to look anymore. Shit. In the next 30 minutes, Call Danny doesn't pick up, trying to get all of that Irish Pete. Oh, they're going to try and get Irish Pete. Never heard of him. Not everyone in Ireland knew each other. Let's put a bullet in him. I don't care. Contradict. I don't like that idea. I'm not a murderer. I don't intend to start now. Pass me different oxygen and a couple of cable ties. Protest. Steal away. What? Steal away. You stay where you are. I keep trying to run. Make a suggestion. T, anyone? You need someone to help you out. And I need someone to stick a fucking syringe in me. I don't understand what is happening here. He said he wasn't going to kill me. Why don't I just sit down, get tied up for the evening and just make a night of it. Maybe have a drink or something. Don't push your luck. I'm going to push it. I'm taking his risk. So I want his share. Fuck off. Oh my God. I'm getting involved in this heist now. I'm going to tell you what. You two split 50-50. That's the deal. Done. Grand, great. I'm in a heist. How have they just invited me in on this heist? I've tried to run from them so many times. And now I'm like, son of a bitch. Now I'm in. When I hit my desk because this thing fell off and I don't know what it is. Do you think it's important? I'll probably be okay. Although it feels a bit more wobbly. I don't know. A very powerful Chinese clan called the Choisa hit tonight to reacquire a porcelain ball that has been in the possession of their family for over a thousand years. Reacquire? What went wrong? A careless business transaction. So where does it get it back? We're here to stop them getting it back. I can't believe I almost died for a fruit bowl. Who's fooling themselves now? A crime's still a crime. It's a feckin' bowl, dude. I get over that. It's the start of the crime that confused me. Why did they hold that woman at gunpoint and nearly shoot at me? Like they nearly blew the whole heist. Thank you. Oh, it's bidding paddles. I thought we were going playing ping pong or something. I'm just desperate to do any sort of activity with someone. I still, for £950,000, this marvellous 12th Centre... Did he win? A cabinet? Ah, Jesus. That's a rip-off. The thing's rotting apart. If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't spend it on a fucking sideboard. Oh, no. I'm offending everyone. This is it. This is what I almost died for. Go up and smash it if that were an option. Three at the back. Three million? Are you serious? You could buy one a bigger bowl, like this size and massive fruit bowl for like five bucks on Amazon. These people are out of touch. It's like Bill Gates guessing how much grocery shopping costs. Eight with you, sir. It's your bid. Looking for nine. Oh, God. They're going up to eight million. She keeps bidding and the guy is saying to stop. I'm just going to let her keep bidding. There we go. Nine million. I'll write you an IOU. Are you out of your fucking mind? Ten we have. Nah, fucking pocket change. Ten million. Ten five I have. Why are you going up above ten million? What are you going to do with it? Keep your keys in it. I'm selling. Oh, finally. Eleven and a half. My guy was saying how there's no chance that they'll bid higher, but I'm just going to keep going. Oh, I've pissed off everyone. Twelve five I have. Oh, thank God you went up above. I don't even know why I'm doing this. Shouldn't I need like proof that I have this money when I came in here? I'm just going to walk in and I'm holding up a paddle. I don't know what's even going on in here. So to the gentleman on my right for twelve and a half million bucks. Thank you very much. Okay, he got it. Fair enough. I don't know what the point in that was. Alright, where to? The basement. Jeffrey's going to call the left from downstairs. Okay, and then? Then you're going to take out the security guard. What? I don't think that's part of my specialty. In fact, I don't have a specialty. Do I play along and try and get out of this later? Or do I try and stop this little crime wave dead in its tracks? Do I prevent? Prevent the crime wave. I'm flipping sides again now. I can warn the security guard instead of attacking him. Or I can take this lift up to a higher floor and maybe warn one of the employees. Or go up to the roof and maybe try and escape from there. I'm going to go up. I'm going to go up to the roof. My plan is to parachute off. Oh, God. This is all going wrong. I think I figured out what was happening with the bidding though. I think we're getting a cut of the sale. So she was trying to raise it up and up and up. I didn't know what was going on. I was just like, yeah, keep raising it. Enter offices. Go downstairs. Go downstairs. I took the elevator up to take the stairs down. The lift's not in it. Where is he? Oh, no. They're missing me. Oh, no. I know. You were on to me. Weren't you? Okay. I'll go to the basement. I'll attack the guard. Sorry. I apologize. Excuse me, sir. Can you help me? Of course, sir. Oh, no. They're everywhere. How do they know everything I'm going to do? Keep quiet. Squeal. Hey, listen. Just squeal, dude. I didn't say try and like warn them or get help. I said squeal. I wanted like a read. Honestly, probably would have been the best thing to do. Just a loud read and then pretend you're having a heart attack on the floor. Oh, no. What is going on here? Okay. Maybe I should have gone downstairs to knock out the security guard. This guy just killed them instead. Oh, he's got the bowl. All right. Good. That'll protect it. You know, it's worth 12 million pounds, but just just wrap it in a single layer of bubble wrap. That'll be fine. Ignore answer. I just ignore it. Okay. You enter 309. 220. He wrote the code on his Pam, really? If you even got slightly moist from nerves, that code would be gone. So I know I like betrayed you guys and all that, but do I still get a cut of this, this heist? Like I still think I deserve some money out of this. Oh, no. She's speeding. All right. Look, the merger and the robbery and all that I can deal with, but speeding really speak up. Yes, speak up. Let's voice our opinion on this. So as far as I'm concerned, fuck you. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, fuck you. Every second scene. One second. I'm on her side. The other side. I'm against her completely. Well, we have it. Fuck for that. Just get out of it. Okay. The gang's all back together. Poof. All five of us, the best friends. They're going to kill me, aren't they? Let me see it. I want to see the bomb. It's like what makes it worth 12 million? Just keeping quiet until we get rid of this bowl. Why are they being so away? Every two seconds, the other guy wants to kill me and they're like, no, keep them alive. But with the security guards, they just murder them in cold blood. And I'm way bigger for problem than them. There should be some gaffer type in the back somewhere. Look out. Oh my God. Jesus. See? Look what happened now. I warned you. I told you speeding was unforgivable, but you didn't listen. My link. Why is he so distraught? I've betrayed her like three times already. Oh my God. I think they're all dead. Luckily, we put it in that single layer of bubble wrap. I think we should get further away. You know what? I'm making bad decisions. Go closer. Closer to the van. It's warm over there. See? I told you the single layer of bubble wrap would work. What are we going? Where are we going to go? Mr. Woe with the police. I don't know who Mr. Woe is. We're going to go... Oh yeah, that's the guy we're selling it to. I'm back in on the heist again now. Even she doesn't want to do the heist anymore and I'm flip flopping all over the place. Leave her a convincer. What do you mean now? We're best friends again. God, I gotta say, they did well in that car crash and not a scratch. Like, considering everyone else died. Oh no, sorry. She got a bit of an awy on her ankle. My apologies. I didn't realize. It's Mr. Woe here. Mr. Woe? Mr. Woe, yeah. Never done Mr. Woe. Oh no, we're at the wrong place or maybe he's just playing sly. You had a far memory clearing. Perfect. You, right here. A fortune cookie. A fortune cookie? Yeah, I follow him. No, I want the fortune cookie. I gotta know what my fortune is. Don't tell him. I know. It just says you are going to die. Oh no. Oh no, they're all upset. Is this the same place I went to and hit man? If so, that was a different guy. That was the dumpling chef. There you go. There's your little bowl. I have you brought this here. Oh no, he doesn't like it. I want, he wanted a bigger one. Uh-oh. Oh no, they really don't like the bowl. We stole this for you. I gave no such order, not to you or anyone else. Oh no, I'm confused. To the Troy family, possession of that bowl is a question of honor. They have fought wars for it. Oh no. Why? It's not that nice. Look at this one. Unbreakable cereal bowls. It's 14 pounds, 14.99. You can save 5% with a voucher and like that could save a cat crash. It's unbreakable. Watch this shit. And look, those are some designs on them if you want to get fancy. All I'm saying is I think this was a waste of time and definitely not worth fighting a war over. Believer disbelieve. I'm going to disagree with this guy. I don't believe him. Then you know your 20% is a lot harder than you thought it would be. My guy goes from victim to heist leader so much he flip flops. Get out of my restaurant. I'm going to object. I'm not getting out of the restaurant. Fuck you. Yeah, I don't think this is going to work. We will not meet again. Fuck you. It's just not a nice bowl. Honestly, that's the problem. He doesn't like it. I have done that before. I've ordered something and then it showed up and I'm like, I don't really actually like that. Take this hoodie for example. While I think it's nice, I bought it so I could blend into the curtains. And then when I go like this, it would look like at an odd perspective. I'm behind the curtain, but it's too dark and it doesn't work. But you don't see me complaining. Well, you do because I just did but that's because I was making an example of it. Do you still want to know what my fortune cookie said? Oh no, what did it say? A young man may trust his ears, but wise men trust his heart. Okay, that's not as cool as I thought it would be. Did you know about the choice? How dangerous they are. You fucking did, didn't you? My guy is so weird. He's like so naive as if he is the mastermind behind this plan. It was the choice that ran us off the road. I don't think it was. I think it was Orga's bad driving. He just drove into oncoming traffic. Honestly, it's all to the taxi driver in exchange for the fare at this point. Knowing London prices, it'll probably cost like 12 million anyway for a 10 minute taxi ride. So it'll all work out. Is there any way we can get to just phone messages? Or what about that place in Chelsea? Maybe they've tried to contact us there. Just chest up, could you? Why is there a romance scene now? This makes no sense. I've betrayed her twice tonight. She's like, I love that. I love a man that betrays me constantly. Withdraw. It's getting us nowhere. It's believed despite the extent of the robbery which resulted in the hospitalization of three employees. Hospitalization? No. I think you mean sent to the morgue. They were dead. Why is the couch still on fire and she's that close? How long has it been burning now? The fire truck's doing nothing as the thing just burns in the background. If the bull was indeed destroyed, then it is a lost to mankind which transcends value. I swear people are just way too into this bowl. A Chinese restaurant owner with known connections to the criminal underworld whose body was found at- Wait, what? They found the other guy? So he got the fortune cookie saying you're going to die. This is making sense. It's the bowl, isn't it? You think it's ugly too? I didn't want to say it. What it is? Yeah. Someone downstairs. Oh, Jesus. Someone's downstairs. I don't know if we should go down to them. I really don't. I mean, if you give me the options, yeah, I will. But I just think it's a bad idea and that's why I'm doing it. They can definitely see you there. Your whole arm is sticking out. All right, they're going to continue. Never mind. Wait, how did you come up here? Give me the bowl. Don't trust her with the bowl. Don't know. I want the bowl. You said it was ugly. You should have trusted me. I probably should have. Can I perhaps eat the bowl? Then they can't kill me. Where is it? Oh, I still have it on me. You didn't find it? Where could I be hiding? Oh, I hope they don't cavity search. Yeah, it is. Shouldn't kidnap me. I'm a heist leader. Like, I looks like he's on the bridge of tears and I don't blame him. He's made so many bad decisions tonight and he's not even sure why. Look, I haven't got your fucking rice bowl. Oh, God. Oh, don't insult the bowl. They love the bowl. The thing is, me just denying that I don't have the bowl isn't going to work because literally, as they were kidnapping, the lady turned to me and went, give me the bowl. So I obviously have it. Where is the boy took from the auction, not the copy heading in your pocket? Oh, okay. I legit don't know now what is going on. Oh, he's unpacking the knives. Oh, no. What have you done to her? So you're mid to your partnership with her? Yeah, sure. Why not? It's complicated, but yeah, we're partners. Oh, no, they're putting this thing on me and I don't know what it is. I don't want to see it. I really don't. I'm getting all sweaty. Thank God I didn't write any notes down on my hand. Look, I haven't got your fucking rice bowl. Stop calling it a rice bowl. They don't like that at all. Fuck. The classic prisoner's dilemma. Game theory first term. Whatever I tell them lives or dies on what mailing tells them. And vice versa. If our answers are inconsistent, one of us dies. Okay, so we got to be on the same wavelength here. What would she say? Trish punishment. Know your fate. The long one? The short one? I know. Call it the long one. I don't even know what she is. Oh, dear. One turn and it twists you and test and it's like a key. Wait, hold on, but there's nothing to open. I don't have the bowl in my intestines. Can we not just have a conversation here? Can I trust her to be reasonable? Or will she keep quiet? Because if she does that, she dies. Protect her. Oh, now save yourself. This is going to come back to bite me. I'll get you the bowl. I don't understand. That's not going to help them. I don't know where the bowl is. I legit have no idea. You bring us the bowl. Make sure you're punished. Okay. I mean, I legit just abandoned her completely and was saying, save me, save me. And then the threat is they're going to hurt her. I don't think my guy cares. Well, he does sometimes. He keeps flip flopping. Say nothing. They're just going to cut her free. They're just being dramatic about it. Oh, no, they actually killed her. You have six hours to bring us the bowl. After that, Doppler will no longer be able to save her life. Okay. They're going to be able to save her. That's fine. It's part. How do you know that? Because I'm the one who wants to cut me for him. It was you. You counterfeit it. You betrayed me. I knew it all along. That's why I kept betraying you. That's why. No, I didn't see that coming at all. What is this? Am I going to go clubbing? There's a street fight and the police are here. Hey. You. What? Just fight him for no reason. Smoke boy looking for a fight. Yes. And I don't know why. The police are literally behind me. Like I'm so agitated. He's just like, stop making me do stupid shit. But why didn't the police stop me? I just kind of walked away. And now I've got to get another taxi. God damn it. I'm going to have to take out a mortgage on the house. Oh no. His anger is rising. It's like the Arthur meme. He's about to sucker punch the taxi driver in the back of the head. He's got anger issues. And I don't blame him. Okay. I think I'm going to the rich dude who was selling the bowl originally. Because I think she counterfeited it for him. Mr. Parr does not receive guests before 10 o'clock. I want to see him. And I want to see him right now. Mr. Parr. She just said wait here and I'm walking in. Am I going to fight him too? Because I think I can take him. There we go. And I have a weapon now. I'm definitely going to beat him up. There you go. Sensibly in my study. Yeah. Okay. That helped. He really loves pottery. That's his weakness. Where's the bowl? I don't know. Since it was stolen, I've lost track. That's a lie. It's the truth. Intimidate him or use force. I kind of want to do both, but I'll use force. He didn't use force. He just threatened to use force. I don't think you'd go that far. How far will I go? Hit him. He's just not playing ball. So I'll make him the ball and hit him with the golf club. Neither of us are leaving here until I get that fucking bowl. Oh God. It's here. The bowl is here. Thank you. He's telling me where the ball is. The bowl. Sorry. I'm thinking the golf. God, I want to go outside again. Things are falling off my desk at an alarming rate. What was it this time? Oh, that doesn't look good. Another one of these things, but this time I had a screw on it. Oh God. When I was under the desk looking at what was falling off, he pulled the gun on me. Shoot him. Yeah, go for it. Oh Jesus. Okay. Well, that's my lead gone. How am I supposed to find the ball now? This is so bad. Like one of those things were important and my desk is going to fall apart. Come here. Come here. Why am I taking the housekeeper hostage now? What? Oh Jesus Christ, dude. I didn't tell you to do this. The bowl isn't in the safe. Where is this fucking bowl? Who the fuck? Oh, he's very upset. I have a really bad feeling about where this is going. I can't seem to find the bowl. Oh, for fuck's sake. Just fight it. Oh, I'm getting shot up. No, no, no, no. I don't want to die. Wait, that's my ending? The bowl. You have it. Where? You think I'm going to tell you now? I'm bleeding out. You're dying. The girl can still live. I have literally not cared about her once. I don't know why you think he cares. Fuck you. See? What a horrible ending I got. I nearly got to the end. Decisions made 46. Oh my God, I ruined that so bad. Okay, so this is another branch of the ending I was just at. And he was going to call the choice to him. That would have been the smart thing. Look, the old man has it. Just say that in the hotel room when she immediately said, Oh, I made the counterfeit. Just turn them go, Oh, well, mystery solved. The old man has it. Go get him. I have nothing to do with it. And then they'd take care of the whole thing. But instead I'd bled out on his floor. Okay, they're just driving off together to get the bowl now. Oh, he's gotten it. He's got the sacred bowl. Dude, just smash it just for the laugh. Okay, so in that ending, he gets a million pounds from the old man just to not snitch on him essentially to the choice. That's a pretty good ending. The fool. How did I not get that ending? I proved that I'm a fool. Give me the fucking bowl. Oh no, and this one, he gets the golf club. Dude, he's so old. Just charge him. I brought this thing in the first place. They're fighting over the golf club. Just punch him. Well, maybe it should belong to no one. Oh my God, he just broke the thing. You lunatic. Oh no. The gentle little smack. Oh no, is he going to die on this one too? Wait, they're waiting outside. Why didn't you come in to stop him smashing it? Why did you leave my inexperienced character deal with it? Is that the worst ending? I don't know which is worse. I honestly don't. No, I probably got the worst ending, right? Because the lady's still captured. She's going to die because she doesn't know where it is. The old dude is dead. I'm dead. Yeah, that's probably the worst ending I suppose. What a great game though. I hope you enjoyed. Let me know if you want to see more stuff like this. Leave a like, a comment. Subscribe if you're new. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.