 Welcome to my youtube video on how to kill a big daddy. Okay, so normally they um, they grab a little sister here So I've got two like explosives But what you need to do is like you got a armor piercing round through really what you need Electric bucks and Oh god, I'm running out of time here take photos as best you can Here we go. Oh god. It's all going wrong Hope for the best. Oh god, he's angry. He throws things at you. You gotta avoid it There we go, thank you Oh It's like crazy because that was he was so much more interesting of a character Yeah, I agree. Hello. Welcome to part two That was a phenomenal intro once again We'll uh, we'll be checking out both those videos. Um as we go along today But yeah, welcome back Hopefully you guys enjoyed the batwoman that kept you company while we were out by Oh He said I need to go to bed. I'll be back when I wake up Whatever he's gonna try to be in every like all three parts of this He just wanted to count as having bid in part two. It's like there we go Dad Yes, what a it's it's funny. I don't know about you and uh, you guys but I got so much done in that half an hour of time I had I had a massive shit Hi, um, I helped anyone I had an average pee But one thing that I did do was I Decided I went out and I went to a gas station. It's a couple blocks away I want to stretch my legs I went inside and it goes 10 it's like 10 10 15 p.m. At the time Over here. I'm inside. I grabbed three cans of peace tea Raspberry flavored. That's pretty good so far. Um, and there was this guy who was in there There was one other guy in there apart from the cashier And when I went up to to go pay for my stuff, he said hey, um I I need some gas money to get back home Essentially and I was like, uh-huh. How far away is home? He's like, oh, what's over on, you know, it's no pike or whatever I was like, so how much money do you need? He's like, oh, just whatever you can give me And I can lucky lucky for him. I was in a good mood So I said, yeah, sure. I'll get you. I'll get you some gas money, right So I was I put the three teas up on the on the on the counter And I was just about ready to say these three teas and five bucks on pump two because he had his car Just about ready to say it and he says hey, man. Can I get one more favor? I'm like here it comes Like it like a fucking oh, he better be fucking quick because I am too but he said he said, um Kind of one more favor and I'm thinking here's the grift here. It fucking comes. I knew it He starts looking at like a bunch of like packaged Sweets and things like honey buns and stuff like that that were at the that they were by the cashier You know the cash register and stuff He's like, can I can I get one of these things? I was like, I'm gonna stop you there right right there, man I was gonna get you the gas money get you home because he said you needed it so very badly But you fucked up So I'll just take the three teas, please And that was that Damn done hard. No, fuck that guy Oh, yeah. Yeah, I pushed a little just wanted some If you need it's like Think of all the people who actually might be in a bad spot like that And they really do just need a bit of money to get home because they didn't carry some with them for whatever reason or what And they actually do need it But assholes like this you just keep pushing their fucking how much money can how much free shit Can I get from this random do-gooder? Oh man Yeah, you don't take advantage of someone that you asked to do a favor for You just like you just are like thankful and then that's it. You don't ask for like additional things because good god Yeah It's like especially that stuff this one thing Yeah, it's like but you're trying to he's like oh now that I've got him now that I know he'll spend money on me Maybe I can get an extra like a fucking honey bun off of him or something like that He just eventually hands you a cart. He's like I'd like everything in here, please More eventful than I just went and got some nuggets some chicken Because I felt like it I was in this on the mood for nuggies. I drank like two liters of water while walking around It just thus seemed like the most efficient way to do it Hmm That man was exposed to you Well, I will say this I guess while it's on my mind if for what I do is I will have the I'll pop out the e-fap chat As its own window You can highlight because it makes its own window when you do that You can highlight that chat And then you could paste that into a normal tab and it will just become a normal tab like the rest of them And not its own little weird proprietary window thing Something you can do didn't you know, yeah, if you if that's yeah, maybe There's gonna be somebody out there. It is it is useful. Yeah. Yeah, that's something Hmm Um, we got some art on screen from Catastropica Right I think yeah It often drives us this way They're very cute. It's adorable and loving. She always draws it that way Really wholesome Um, and yeah, there's there's all kinds of things Well, they're retractable I'm not reviewing a movie right now. I'm just looking at a nice old moon, I guess See you're watching a you're watching an uh An onion flying into the universe Which is very curious at this point My brain nearly died. I couldn't remember a fucking onion. What was that thing was It begins with o or p or something Well, the crude drawings out. I don't blame you. Oh my god Oh my god, that's horrifying. Oh This is actually terrifying So the memes have been dead Oh, he's gonna grab Explain this bog roll to me Well, the bog is uh Is a flying mood for the toilet and then roll it. Oh, I had no idea Yeah I did I did not know that there you go. That's the equivalent of what did you say it was toilet paper, right? That's a common one for you guys We call it bog roll bog roll I can't remember anymore. What was tissue paper. Was that something else or was it was that rags? You said tissue paper Kleenex and then there was bathroom tissue So it was like bathroom tissue some people like I guess some people say tissue paper generally toilet paper I've just always called it toilet paper. Yeah, it's toilet paper a tp for me bog roll I swish ass wipes boogoo Boogoo. Oh, yeah, of course, uh, I always want to keep always going to keep some wet wipes next to the tp So you can end every poo in a in a wet wipe Keeps it looking nice down there Sorry, I'm imagining things. I I just had a few Uh, operational things to do. That's why things aren't moving forward just yet. Just give me a moment That's all right You know, we talk about toilet etym toilet terminology Uh, what else would that be? Well, what do you do that all the toilet itself? Do you guys uh, do you guys use commode? Commode Yeah, I'm aware of commode It's when you like try to be like a little more polite kind of like this toilet can like some people think that that's vulgar It's like that's rude to call it the toilet or some things like commodes sounds cleaner Because technically commode We all shit and piss mate. We all shit and piss Hello, so do we also? Hello, we can I was gonna say we have to introduce the warrior The cast the cast has switched out since the prior part. We've now got southpaw meme repository weekend warrior indigo gaming And that is all of the new people right? Yeah, okay. There you go thumbs up Are you well not used to being at the end of the line but not being at the end of the line weekend Do you what um, have you heard of commode? Do you know what a commode is? I've heard of it, but I don't know what it is like. I've seen that word before I've seen pictures. Yeah Yeah Well, if you saw a picture of a commode you might not associate it with what it is typically used as Technically a commode is either a It's what you put the chamber pot in Okay, I've seen it now. Yeah Yeah, or it's like a a kind of a a movable thing Uh, that's got It's like a like an old person little pot. They you know, they could sit on that's more high raised up and It's on sort of stilts of a kind and has a lid It's not technically a toilet, but they are used interchangeably So why do you why do you bring this up then? Well, I mean if you ask and since you asked I can keep going guilt-free We're talking about uh, just etymologies for different words and what words people use for different things Um, like what what do you call the um, what the stuff you wipe with? Um, What do you call that? But paper but toilet paper. Yeah. Yeah, I guess yeah Let's see, uh, what about oh, so like do you call it the The I know you have wc. That's what I'll put in chat a lot over the water closet No one calls it that here, but I just know of it or the washroom. No one generally calls it the washroom here Yeah, it's the restroom. We use restroom Yeah, it's a it's a more I guess polite way of saying bathroom Even though bathroom in and of itself is just a room with the bath People generally don't have to urgently go and remember a sound referred to a toilet as a bathroom Well the etymology in Australia is that there is the bathroom Which is the one that has the shower the bath the sink and then there's the toilet, which is the dedicated toilet room Oh, you guys have a dedicated toilet room A lot of houses. Yeah a lot of houses. Yeah, they have just a toilet and then there's the bathroom that's different I don't know over here That's probably why the it's called that over here so much because all of those things are in the same room the the there's a Maybe there's the sink. Maybe there's the bathroom There's the the bath itself or that in the tub and there is the toilet that is also in that room So the whole room is called the bathroom It's normally when people say I have to go to the bathroom It's for using the toilet not because I just really need to take a bath right now guys So Ned Flanders new house the bathroom is also known as the kitchen Wow, there's a toilet right next to the fridge There are some houses though. That is called efficiency I used to live in a house that had a tiny little Like attached to the master bedroom. There was a very tiny room that just had a sink and a toilet in it And so there are those but those are generally like half baths. Yeah, they call those half baths. Yeah. Yeah, it's a half bath It has zero percent of a bath. It's just a toilet and a sink generally But you know, if you can if you can build a house and you got the room for it Go it makes the value go up half baths better than no bath Is it you? Yeah You can use yeah, you can use it as a selling point and when you sell you say Hey, this is the master because you have the master bedroom and you have the master bath Which is the bathroom and generally the best one. It's just connected to the master bedroom Oh, yeah, that's definitely it's like the en suites. Yeah Yeah, so if you have a room so if you have a like the first house I lived in was kind of small But there was enough room Especially if you're gonna make the house a certain shape like a boxy shape You could work in how this space could be it's just big enough Wait, sorry. I don't want to The the the half bath thing. It's like is it necessarily better to have a half bath that you'll never use rather than just Have the shower and then like I don't know just have more space for all the stuff You won't have a house. That is just a half bath Every house will have a like a a bath for a tub and a proper bathroom pretty much But in addition there might be also a half bath. I see. Okay. Okay. Yeah Yeah, they'll let they'll like rate it so like uh, you got like 1.5 bathrooms That means you have a full bathroom with the all everything and then the 0.5 means yeah a toilet basically Right, okay In case you want to have a bath in the toilet sort of thing Well, everybody seems to like that This clarify something when I saw the thing on the Hassan house it said 5.5 bathrooms to which I thought how the fuck is that? 5.5 Yeah, five full five Full bathrooms. He needs them and then one half bathroom or alternatively four bathrooms and one one and a half bathroom What is it gonna do with all that space like I could never buy a house? Well, I just don't know what I would do with all that room It seems to be a thing that people Like that to just have massive houses Especially houses with lots of bathrooms, which always feels really weird to me It's funny because the expenses just carry on because you have to get someone to clean it like permanently Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. Oh, well plumbing. I guess you're right Well and home repair is gonna be way more expensive. I don't know it just feels like and I think getting more than you need Makes it a lot harder to just live Yeah, um, hey, you know, he's happy um The so where we we have covered two whole videos And it's time Yeah, I've provided a link now and so you can all jump into the watch together now Many people would describe us especially as a recently as mcu fanboys. I would say They'd be like, oh my god, you guys sass you love the mcu and you know what? Monskull says he was right, right Now we've we've made it clear that we don't typically agree with him But luckily for us, there's a video explaining why he was correct and that we need to understand really Yeah, oh I might have I might have seen this video actually if it's if it's older I remember there were a couple videos that came out around times I'm excited because I can't wait for some great arguments for why what he said was true So I gotta want to get by after this. Yes, just strap in everyone Let's say the family wants to go to amusement. It started straight away. Oh rude. I wasn't ready for that Very fucking on thomas flight. Oh, yeah, I've seen this It's a juicy. Yeah. All right. So here goes Oh, wait, wait, so it's it's 10 minutes. So we'll be here for four hours, right? Oh, you you're being generous. You you may come and go as you if no one's forcing anything It's okay. So, well, let's let's see what marty has to say Who is this guy? Let's do it. Let's say the family wants to go to amusement park. That's a good thing You know and at the amusement park. There's these cinematic expressions. They're new art form It's already okay. Here we are. Action films are not new Manipulation just dripping off the screen already. He's showing explosions. He's like, hey Avengers endgame They just blow everything up. Like there's no emotional moments or no like like deep Moments of like character or anything like of high artistic value inside of that movie whatsoever. It's like that That's completely not true, dude. You're just showing what's bombastic all the money the roller coaster allegory I will save all the marvel films if we were going to say any of them are meant to just be the roller coaster Endgame is probably as close as it gets in terms of just we want to hit these beats and we're going to find Whatever way we can to get there. I I mostly agree with that the problem is just You know, I you know, that's death. For example, if someone went us just a roller coaster. Nothing that I'd be like Yeah, man, they were they were like fighting to see who gets the privilege of dying That's that's the way you are You could also pick the winter soldier as far as like a roller coaster type film I guess Well, he's saying you can say it for all of the model film all the model films do typically have like big bombastic action scenes But I just don't know why that disqualifies them from cinema Yeah, spoilers Morton Scorsese doesn't know what that means. He just said it and then everyone just took his word for it Well, because cinema's like Cinema's like a label that he's trying to keep away. He's like, no, you can't have it You have to yeah, exactly I'm above that my movies like Ingmar Bergman. Like they're the high artists like Marvel movies like whoa Stay away. Well, so then I'd be curious. I'd be like, so he's interstellar cinema And if he said yes, I'd be like, so what about all the big bombastic action scenes? Like, well, no, I can't wait to hear him say like, no, they're meaningful They have stakes. They have reasoning that the exit or you know, whatever else that I should be like Yeah I mean you could do the exact opposite of this You could say you could be critical of Martin Scorsese and say like, oh, yeah His is just like, you know, senseless violence and so and so and just do a quick cut of all of the You know people getting shot in the head and murdered and beaten and stuff like that Like yeah, it's just a poor representation of the entire of the entire film, you know Well, I mean apocalypse now, for example That's one that a lot of people say is like one of the better films of all time And like the first act of that movie is like all bombastic and explosive Like there's a purpose behind it because it's all like kind of about showing like How people were like explosive in the war and like just took it like as more so a throw ride the whole surfing thing But like it's not Just because the movies bombastic or has big set pieces shouldn't like detract from the writing or the themes I don't know why people make that distinction. It's a weird distinction Well, um, yeah Obviously part of the awkwardness of this is that we're all wondering what the fuck it means and then we can figure out whether or not It's fair, but The main benefit you're gonna have from the person who's making these claims Is it's gonna be to be as vague as possible and then just hope that most people are like, yeah No, yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. I think yeah You know, I oh, yeah Sounds about right. Yeah, I'm gonna put up my my spooky my spooky copyright cover because I'm scared Yeah, put it in. Yeah Oh my god Oh, no, it's a movie with explosions And there's a thing the person who chose to edit this like so you're telling me it's explosion specifically right And then they're gonna be like three hours of explosions Is it because that's all you need to do is counter is Come up with some of the better movies like of all time or at least what people say Even Scorsese says the best and if you find explosions, you've basically defeated what this guy's arguing Terminator, there we go. Good luck. Same. Same. Private Ryan isn't cinema. I'm like, okay. Yeah, exactly Full metal jacket. It's something different from films that are shown normally in theaters It's something different in space. Oh, that's a real film 2001 is a real film But do you hear that though? It's something different from films that are typically shown in in cinemas. It's like No, they're not Yeah, you're you're telling me 2001 a space odyssey does not have an emphasis on like bombastic set pieces and like a grandiose scale Like that's what's deeper It's deeper Well, this is what this is the problem that you run into when you start trying to distinguish between As if there's like this is cinema and this is not even though they're both shot like And run this the length of time and are shown in theaters and have stories and characters and a plot It's all art. You you just have to it has to well. It's all art and it's all You're stumbling on what you're stumbling on what I think the truth is which is they wanted to find a way to Categorize the films. I think are good and bad I mean if you want, I mean if you just made the epic of Gilgamesh and a lot of these mythological stories and The the the mythologies of Greece and things of that nature if you gave them really big budgets They could be indistinguishable from Marvel movies in a lot of ways But all these characters who have superpowers who are Tricking each other who are using their strengths as they can who are on these big quests fighting massive monsters and things I just don't Like it's a nonsense If he wants to say that Marvel films are morally not morally like creatively bankrupt. It's like that's one thing But to say I'm not even cinema at all I think that's a fair statement right now Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you could easily uh, You know using capola, you know godfather for example, you could show the bomb the car bomb scene from Uh, the godfather, which is considered one of the best quite often cited as the best film of all time And you could have you know, contrast of that with uh, say peter quill in guardians of galaxy 2 Where it zooms down in his face very similar to this shot from 2001 So like you can you can be creative with editing and make make one thing look as good as you want And the other thing look is yeah, you keep everything the same all the barnsville says he quotes You just do all of that you're like see he was saying the ebbsu movies are cinema while 2000 what a godfather A trashy film you see and like because this is the thing man If someone's like I am not going to go to the theme park with you fellows because I wish to read a book instead You may enjoy your fun japes over there, but I shall be reading my book You're just like fuck off. What the fuck I shall be enjoying the pleasures of the mind Get over yourself I guess the family may enjoy such tripe Was what movie barb saw himself to be But every film needs to be stalker or something like that It seems like the traditional filmmakers seem threatened by all these new mediums like it wasn't it I don't want to misquote him, but it wasn't Spielberg or something like that wanted to disqualify any TV original movies because they weren't released in theaters He wanted to make it like disqualify Yeah, that's like we not fucking original movies that sucks like oh, why do you have that opinion? So I guess I think this is like I can understand the sentiment of being frustrated as a filmmaker to like look at the industry And everybody's super excited for like schlocky marvel sludge But again, you can just criticize it for what it is rather than trying to disqualify it as As as odd Yeah, maybe if I try and recategorize the things people like is not art It'll convince them not to like it anymore. Yeah, it'll give more value to the stuff I make The well It's sometimes the things that are the best in terms of quality or the things that are the most sophisticated just aren't going to be the most popular Well, it's like all these old facts. It's almost inversely proportional I would I would all you know little they it seems like they have to come to the realization It's like you've been defeated by mcdonald's. Um, it can happen Yeah, yeah, it's a little bit of a jealousy and or like Oh, I did it the hard way. I started, you know pitching pitching scripts to these hollywood executives who rejected 10 of my scripts before they took one I did everything I I had to fight for every single creative decision And I finally made my name and career and then and the netflix turns around and it's like, hey Hey, hey michael baid you want 150 million dollars to make a movie? And so they probably feel a little uh, like a little bit betrayed or a little bit like oh, these guys are taking the easy route But at the same time if it if it results in a good movie It's a good movie no matter what medium it's really sun to a degree We have we share like a lot of probably what their issues are as people But our response was we're gonna watch the new shit tear it to shreds and explain where they've failed And where they keep failing and how in trouble we are for new stories and how we should probably push for better Not yeah, well, you know what guys falcon winter soldier is not cinemas, so i'm not gonna cover it Like Not cinema I scoff at your concept of cinema But you know poison the well in order to criticize things I think yeah So i was gonna say this this video is really bad start because it's it's compared explosions to long shots of people It's like, okay, so this seems pretty fucking superficial. I hope you do better than that People in endgame and there are explosions in cinema movies. So you got to do better than that Literally comparing the cg explosions to the Kubrick stare right now You could start I was But you have to be very charitable So is when it didn't have to be this way you could have taken an explosion from endgame and compared that to an explosion An apocalypse now Well what I could literally you'd still be fine But you're just being what you could literally do with with the beginning of this video Is you could edit in clips from scorsese movies with gunfire and explosions And you could be showing how hypocritical he is like like the same effect would be achieved He's just showing explosions from marvel movies saying hey, he's right. I could be like this is from his movies He's wrong You're cracking into the part that we actually need because when you do that they they are forced to be more specific And that's when they'll say Okay, but it's meaningful in those films. You're like, what do you mean? Okay, but it's because the character's journey is okay, and you're like, ah gotcha Thank you Now we can work with it because it's like tell me how there isn't a character journey in iron man, and then they'll be like well I mean And then they'll have to start qualifying and it's gonna sound like shit because it's really hard Of course the big part is like if the criticism is the assembly line process Does that mean that iron man was like exempts? But then the rest of the films don't count a cinema anymore because iron man one was like an experiment No, it's only blade is okay the rest of themselves. Yeah Also, I'm also wondering like does Jurassic park not fall under his definition of cinema Like nobody in the world is going to accept somebody saying that Jurassic park isn't cinema rightly so I was in with Jaws and A lot of movies are like blockbuster movies. The problem is with the blocks Indiana Jones Visual effects that were revolutionary for the time was yeah Because yeah these jones has to count that that scene in the last crusade with the leap of faith Uh, that that shot right there is like That was uh, that was really really nifty practical effect and we'll see among other things that that film got right Maybe that's one of the requirements. You have to have done something filmmaking wise beyond just sitting everyone in a green screen Maybe that's the requirement, you know, but I mean, I guess That would be the interesting part to talk about is like Is there not some sort of value in like how impressive Thanos looks or well, yeah, and not to mention what if I know it? It's a little bit of a difficult hypothetical But what if you know turns out when a tarantino actually Used a green screen for all of reservoir dogs. None of those things are real. How about that? Well, that's something. I don't know if you've seen some of the videos like it's actually insane Just how much green screen and like CGI is in the wolf of wall street like scorsese uses CGI all the time It's not like Yeah, exactly and because of course we're responding to potential arguments here. That's the problem. We can't really work with anything else Well, we'll see anyway because this video this video explains it apparently and it's very well rated this video so You know, it's just a really bad foot to get like started off of because you've just been kind of dishonest when you didn't really need to be Yeah, and vague when you didn't need to be I would this is a form of poisoning the world. Yeah Before we continue though, I I heard some pretty rough words. Uh, you guys said about grace Randolph So I wanted to ask is this the greatest podcast? Sorry We're definitely a misogynist. Yeah, we're pretty problematic. I can Confirm that Seriously, I don't know how many of you with new viz is not but that fucking grace Randolph video. Holy shit We never cover everyone We're watching that part rather It failed in every every single aspect not only did she say nothing of value she and that was her she has two videos on Uh suicide squad. This was her non-spoiler Uh, her non-spoiler review, which she talks about the ending and it's like, okay. Well, what's the point? I mean, you should give away quite a bit if you think about it that way. Uh, yeah Um, no, right? I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that It's quiet But this this this is a labyrinth set design. This is um Now we're at the point where we're like, okay Can you please make your point clear because now I'm not like is it was it this It was the character journey then or is it what it was being dealt with? Or thematically like what you can draw out of the AI having made those decisions like you got to tell me what it is Leave for sponsor video Martin Scorsese's comment that marvel films aren't cinema is making waves again with the release of his opinion piece in the new york times Explaining his position. It's making way. I like the idea that it's not an incredibly controversial thing to say making waves Yeah, you know all of all of superhero movie they're not really cinema. Anyway, bye. It's like, oh Oh Wow You're gonna cover this in 10 minutes chop chop. Yep Many cinephiles feel validated and many people who are fans of marvel movies and other larger franchises Here's the big defense for us like pretty unhappy with marvel movies at the moment exactly What is that is is is pretty absurd We mentioned this earlier when we said it annoyed us that jay on rlm said that um The joker wasn't made by a filmmaker or it was not a real film Yeah, it's really fucking annoying. What if someone said hey mulla is black widow a film is it cinema? I'd be like, well, yeah Is shit, but yeah Yeah, I think Yeah, go ahead. Okay. I'll just say that I think they're um They're mixing what makes the movie bad with oh, this shouldn't be a movie or something like that Is that some yeah, is that a fair thing to say? Rather than criticizing it or basically gatekeeping like a definition for like what makes it a good movie or a movie period Like it's not cinema if it if it does xyz, which is just arbitrary labels basically I feel like the conversation they're not interested in whether it's good or bad. It is like it is not Cinema it's not art, which of course it's a film It's shown in cinemas and it's filled with artistic expression I'm directors honestly. I think they would they would fuck with you They would just troll face you and be like, yes, it is art, but it's not cinema and you'd be like So what are you saying? It's like it does do all these things. It's not cinema That's like, oh, what is your definition of cinema and it's like well it excludes marvel films. It's like that's a weird definition of anything excludes marvel films I think you can I think if you can get a piece of duct tape and tape a banana to a wall and call it art I think that the mc was going to count as art It's all art. It has to be it has to all be art. The threshold. Well, that's the thing They've not said anything that it like it's not all art or none of these Oh, yeah, the funny thing is right what he's doing now. It's like the cinephiles like me Who are who feel vindicated and these marvel tards? He's doing the thing Yeah, he's doing it. I was I was right because martin scores say see agreed with me He's validating my position You can't even call us like So that's why this is interesting to me. It's like, yeah, I'm not biased toward marvel. You can fucking guarantee that at this point Yeah, it's like you create a brand new definition that that elevates the word cinema to something else like the the core definition of cinema is From french and it literally means moving picture. So i'm pretty sure the pictures move in marvel movies Well, in that case In that case, we just need to know what they mean This means that retroactively this this can be applied to DC movies like the suicide squad like the idea that that isn't cinema with all of the care and effort that was placed into the Characters and their interactions and personalities and how they change and grow like that is interesting you say that Because james gun Was not exactly happy with this comment because he considers guardians one and two to be like You know big efforts on his part and like when this came out He was like, oh man martin scores says he's like a huge inspiration for me that kind of sucks Like your movies aren't cinema. It's like thanks, bro It's so productive That shot of That shot of peacemaker's helmet showing the reflection of the fight between peacemaker and flag if that was cinema Which was apparently practical by the way Oh, I'd like to see like a video on how they did it sort of thing He actually tweeted out today about how he did it like they stitched. Yeah, I read that I'd have to find it I think I wouldn't be able to do everything when her person real because of the camera or whatever But that was really impressive I think they might have had like maybe maybe a couple cameras Maybe like a crazy fish islands or something kind of map it onto something but that'd be interesting to see He said we shot the fighting shot from where the helmet is turning with the action And then shot the helmet turning around at the same speed and then use Visual effects to wrap the first footage along with plates of everywhere else in the room onto the helmet. Hmm Interesting. All right, um quite impressive Well, and I was about to say like we've probably at some point been like I think I do it in the black widow video I'm like this This is cinema and and someone was like wait, so you do have an opinion on what is and isn't I be like no No, I've only ever done it as a joke Gatekeeping the word cinema seems stupid to me, but you know This is the thing as well Even if we were to agree that what he said is true Like what's the point of the label like why can't films that are quote unquote roller coaster movies still have Really good elements that you can learn from even if the suicide squad Isn't cinema. There's still a lot of great things that filmmakers could learn To improve what they have and the other movies could be made from so They want it for the they want fast food to not be considered like a cuisine of any kind They're like fuck fast food. It's fast food, but I mean but now I have the question It's like is superman from the 70s not considered cinema Or like the dark night or any of these films. I guess not a boy cinema I'm wondering like I would be very interested to pick his brain to see just how much he would be willing to throw out because I I think I have more respect if he just goes the whole way throws out every blockbuster ever made and Does he think lord of the rings is cinema So I said you're over focusing on semantics. It is only semantics Oh That's their argument not ours Yeah, it's almost like what he said was super vague and he didn't give any specificity Therefore people misinterpreted what he said and he's gatekeeping in the end because he didn't clarify his position If I tell you guys Dark Souls one isn't tactile, but the second one is you're all going to be like Can you please explain what you mean by that? And then I'm like tactile still focusing on the semantics. I'm just talking about tactile You're like what I I need you to be more specific green. Don't focus on the semantics. The feeling is great. Yeah It is someone's this is only semantics. This whole thing is just cement We need to know what the word means and then we can agree with them or not Yeah, I mean he's done blockbusters too. It doesn't even remember hugo. That was absolutely a blockbuster movie You know family friendly Fantasy action adventure. I mean that I I don't see any more you know, uh artistry or Uh, you know cinematic depth and that Compared to any like marvel movie really what about it's comparable The specifically the quote it isn't this Honestly, the closest thing I can think of them as well made as they are with actors doing the best they can On of the circumstances is theme parks It isn't the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional psychological experiences to another human being That's the more you learn about the Sorry, like you can't keep saying that's not what he said. That's what he said and that's wrong What he said that's just wrong and for reference. It's just incorrect Just get over your hero worship of martin scorsese. He said something that was fucking retarded. I was going to establish I think he's awesome. I think he's made some great fucking movies, but man said something stupid islands That was uh, that was scorsese. That was a really cool movie I fully recommend shuttle often say the dumbest things of all times, you know, this is a pretty documented phenomenon Yeah, this is it's possible the people you like so stupid stuff. Come on. We all have this about everything and everyone So let's figure out of what he said was stupid or not instead of going Every way you've interpreted everything he said isn't the way it's the right thing that he said that you agree with So shut up. Stop doing semantics It's like saying a 2.7 million house is not cheap. It's not expensive Higher argument isn't semantic to begin with It is that's what I mean Yeah, a certain set of rules do they fall under the classification of a word? It's exclusive. That's what I'm saying. It's exclusively semantic. We have to find out what he means when he uses the word And that's the fucking possible part Well, that's my new hope We were asking that earlier the same for indiana jones Do these count or not because I don't think he'd be willing to throw steven spielberg on the bus So somebody in the chat sang back to the future It's like would you throw robert zemeckis under the bus? Would you throw like george lucas? If we're being honest here, he can say it all he wants about the whole Hey, it's not bad to be a theme park ride, you know But he knows the fact you wouldn't want to say that to steven spielberg's face. It's like you make theme park rides I make cinema. It's like, yeah, just try it Surely he'd count like the the sam ramy spider-man movies, right? Some people have been saying that he he liked the sam ramy spider-mans He thought they were good. I don't know if that's in at all. I don't know if it's still theme park rides Wait, wait, I think the problem with martin's carcassius that He he if I may like I think I saw that quote in twitter Like he he likes the fact that spider-man movies are the ramy ones are self-contained But I think what he was trying to say is that he doesn't like the direction of just making movies and then making another one Based on like sequel baiting or whatnot. Just I agree I think that's what he was trying to say But he said it like maybe he said it in like a gotcha interview and he didn't But the problem is he then wrote an article he Then just don't like you still said it if it was a gotcha interview I I don't know how you get martin's core sassy in a gotcha about a discussion It's a surprise Right. Yeah, but yeah, what freaky said is true also Um, and someone in chat said not cinema. You guys are arguing about martin's core sassy's definition of cinema when he never defined it So people are telling us he's correct. Okay So they must know what he meant This video said it's correct Hence us going through it because we can finally find out what the fuck he meant Anyway, if anyone else says anything I can hit play I don't know Okay, that's where fans of marquise and other larger franchises feel offended Most of the offense I think comes from a misinterpretation of his statements No, I don't love I don't even think they're good Yeah, I agree with the franchise Let them compete. That's all I ask let them compete It's all about basically putting everything on a level playing field and saying like we don't put arbitrary labels on like films period And just like separate them out into groups. It's like everything is cinema if it's a film It's like Yeah, it's an avoidance of the term not the quality because the quality is completely separate Yeah, that's argument is Guys, he's a boomer. What do you think he's gonna say? I don't know. He's a fucking film expert. Is he not? Feel like you'd be the one to talk to this about Yeah, he's got the sponsorship from movie.com Is sanichu not art Is incest not porn So anyway Why don't you return in the dimension? Oh, hey, I'm step in there and all familiar soba's daughter hargames. Like this kind of gatekeeping is frustrating. Oh my god Oh, I'm protecting categories is is basically the message here stopped obsessing over categories when they're not qualitative statements And there's no point squabbling about these labels when it doesn't tell us anything about the story in general Well, that's what you're wrong me because this guy's explaining it now so we can finally understand the value of the category as well Oh But score says he gives marvel films a lot of credit I say again, uh, they're all new art form. He acknowledges the time A so condescending. It's so condescending Of an existing art form superhero movies and blockbusters where you just turn your brain off and eat your popcorn and have fun Are not new in the slightest. No, they're not not dimension. By the way, literally calling it a new art form Was not a compliment. It's not hard to be art No, it's not even right Literally the oldest recorded work of fiction that we have is the epic of gilgamesh, which is just a superhero story Holy shit. It's so yeah You might get in trouble for calling it a superhero story Probably make marvels gilgamesh do it. So well, I got bill gamesh is in the internals and I don't like it Or any any like greek mythology that you can read about about heracles It's like Does that not count as a superhero or or samson from the bible? Is that not a super hero? Jesus christ kind of a superhero kind of Yeah What a water base. Well, yeah, so all we need to do to cover rags is ask for him right now Is just say what does it mean to qualify as a superhero? It's like someone who does good things and has a you know, super natural powers Yeah, I'm fine with calling black widow a superhero story and she doesn't have super powers Now that is super indestructibility Fucks like Thor is that man is a super hero Oh, yeah, you know what Thor is probably the best one to make this point actually Yeah That's so arrogant. Also. Let's go back to marty. It's it's its own thing. It's like this other freak mutant It can be fine like like the way he said it man. She's Yeah Yeah Well, yeah, everyone's making their paintings and some guy walks up like this is my painting. It's like no, that's a guine. You can put that in the guine pile What's the thing about it is he's like he's like reassuring, but he's so condescending and backhanded with It's kind of unusual to think about because wasn't this the conflict like at the beginning of the 20th century when you had a Lot more like minimalist and abstract art coming out and it was kind of contrasting against a lot of the baroque and realism that dominated The centuries prior. There's probably a lot of that too. Like this ain't art This isn't art. Like it's not the same thing and it's not the same thing, but it's all creative expression That's the problem that happens when you start saying that's up. That's not who said comic books aren't people said video games aren't Art It's just the same cycle and it only takes like a decade or two for people to catch up Which is all that's going to happen or in this case it's bizarre because superhero stories have been around for decades on film Look at In other forms We should probably read this by the way because I just I just looked at a bit of it. I was like, oh Wow, so I don't know. Do you want to go from the top and it's up for anybody really? uh Some people seem to have seized on the last part of my answer as insulting or as evidence of hatred for marvel on My part if anybody is intense on characterizing my words in that that light There's nothing I can do to stand in the way Many franchise films are made by people of considerable talent and artistry You can see it on the screen the fact that the films themselves don't interest me as a matter of personal taste and temperament I know that if I were younger If I'd come at a later time I might have been excited by these pictures and maybe even wanted to make one myself Here comes, but I grew up when I did and I developed a sense of movies of what they were and what they could be That was as far from the marvel universe as we are on earth as we on earth are from alpha centauri what So Just keep digging. Yeah, you remember like you're like dude. You are not helping And look at this for me for the filmmakers I came to love and respect for my friends who started making movies around the same time that I did Cinema was about revelation aesthetic emotional and spiritual revelation. It was about characters How does the galaxy not qualify as that? I don't know. Yeah, so Just that's not even true. By the way, if you read into the actual like history of like films back in that time There were plenty of those were like meant for just escapist entertainment. It's not like back then everything was just like Yeah We've always had it born Is he is he trying to appeal to being older and having more life experience? Well, say you find the films juvenile and lowbrow, which is fine. That's fine And in fact, you're not even really wrong like a lot of them are just like pretty pretty shallow But they're still films. Yeah, and shitty films have existed forever Yeah And when I say I also include films that aren't meant to be thought about beyond the explosions They've also existed forever probably said the same thing about looney tins as well. Oh, it's just dumb shit It's like animals beating the shit out of each other It's not like an artistic expression And of course that's absurdly wrong But people probably said it because it's just not the thing they like and again if you don't like it, that's fine But stop saying it's not cinema. Stop saying words are entertaining. I can't believe how many people just like accept that as Obviously true thing or like a really astute observation. It's not It's a leadest Good going Sorry, I was just trying to put in a little word to choice. I was going to make a comparison like I imagine if they said like Oh Disney films aren't art, you know, they're made for you know, big audiences They're they're just a you know roller coaster ride they're for kids All kind of stuff like that and then and then you look at a movie like lying king's like no no that that's definitely art but If you find the I like the full article that I linked the full article about martin scorsese in the chat Later on it gets even worse. Here's the line and that was the key for us. It was an art form There was some debate about that at the time. So we stood up for cinema as an as an equal to literature or music or dance So like he's literally Fuck the new people He's directly stating that that marvel movies are not art He's lived long enough to become the villain. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah What if um, there was like a marvel movie that came out with a starring a superhero whose only power was to turn water into wine Well, what if we you know like logan is like you'd want to know what his opinion of that is surely you'd be like Does that do anything for you in terms of the fucking journey we got in that film? No, okay All right, I can give you even a more direct example of it he's specifically attacking marvel probably because it's the most famous the most successful but Uh, one of his favorite films is the korean film old boy. That's a that's a manga adaptation. Oh, yeah. Yeah Oh, yeah. Oh, like where does he draw the line there? It's it's it's kind of fuzzy. What about james bond? If I like it then it's cinema. So I don't like it. It's not cinema Oh, we got glib glib in chat saying did anyone actually read the quote So not only did we read the quote? We've got a video advocating that he's correct and explaining it to us We're on so many tears above. How many times do we have to read the fucking quote? I don't understand this fucking idiotic. Are you not paying is are people not paying attention? Why are you? I very difficult thing rags to do to pay attention. I don't know why that's why this debate That's why the debate keeps coming around because people keep saying you're taking him out of context, okay? You're not reading the whole quote that's not what he said I'm worried what he said read it again. He said something fucking dumb get over it. Yeah, seriously Just say like if marty's if marty just said It's not for me marvel movies. It's not my thing if he just said that Dude if he said that I'd be like I'm right with you marty. I'm right with you. Yeah Yeah, exactly It's not a movie film. It's a film movie. It's like oh my god I think they'll trust it. They'll trust that we read the quote when you start actually playing the resident evil games ranks You should go One I'll get around to one of these days It'll be weird when I first start playing it and it turns out I'm really good at them just naturally maybe I just have a natural talent for me good at them. I didn't see any streams. I couldn't exist. You know all those secrets You must have watched this video piece of shit How do you know you can and that his disinterest in them is largely a matter of personal taste He doesn't so if it would just personal taste he would have done what we can warrior said, but he didn't Sorry, he's trying to make a clear distinction For the purpose of trying to remove them from the regs Much reading comprehension to see that this is a put down perhaps a deserved one, but a put down regardless Well, you know, it needs to write an article about how they're just up for you Like yeah, so the difference here is if someone said hey more, I haven't seen you play a point and click game Why and I go well, they're not really video games versus they're not really for me If I said they're not really video games you guys would be like the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about exactly what do you mean? Please explain the fuck that means and then I go well rags. You see I grew up in a different time A different time for video games And um, so let's just say point and click is an older time Point and click is as different from something like doxels as alpha centaurs in terms of Far away is from earth. You understand what I mean now. Yes That was such a fucking arrogant statement. Also. It's so far removed from my orbit like oh Yeah, what I make is cinema. I don't want to be in the same category of thing making that marvel is in Yeah, that topic they brought up my large amounts of this thing that uh, total biscuit brought up years ago Um, and it was a really interesting interesting debate actually because there was a lot of people talking about uh games like, um, uh, what was it? Dear ester. Oh dear ester. Yeah, and he was talking about what what what makes it Yeah, where are you saying like, okay, you know, the the argument may be kind of silly, but let's like let's break it down What makes it a game a game has to have some sort of challenge, right? So therefore, you know, the more the most core Uh component you could demand in a game as a failure a fail state so Dear ester didn't really have a fail state. You just moved to the end. It's it's essentially What I think you eventually land on the term of virtual installation So like if you had some sort of objective standard of what means it what it means to be a game I kind of agree with that. I'm like, okay, if there is no actual fail state There's an actual challenge then it isn't technically a game like what would you consider going would you consider, uh, uh, clicking through Like a a virtual tour of a museum a game. No, not really it would be a virtual installation So like something like that if he was arguing for something like that, but like, you know, uh, technically and, uh, you know Constructively there is really no, uh, core difference between something like Guardians of Galaxy in 2001 They're they're the same exact thing essentially Yeah, and you know out of the core, um someone said he's not he's saying it's not art not that it's not a movie He's definitely saying it's art. That's worse. I know that's way worse by the way, but he's definitely saying it's out He's already said it's definitely out. So we got that we're clear on that Uh, glib said how many original films are being made that are made on film for the theater versus how many things A brain dead remakes of things that are being released on netflix or streaming via digital So irrelevant. Yeah, literally none of that fucking masses What are you know neil brane? You know neil brane shoots on films and his stuff is putting the theaters, right? Just work there. Yeah, but I think they're still movies the quality. It's like They're still you know shot it with your iPhone. Yeah, I was about to say like you know that people do that RLM a bit over this shot on film the the film shot on the iPhone from whenever that was recently um He said it was one of the best films that he's seen in a long time. It was like, oh, well, it doesn't count. It's on an iPhone. Sorry, bitch Oh, yeah, it's like Oh, yeah, isn't that even a solder burger's been doing that a lot like the the iPhone shot movies fully like that's kind of Catching on as like a trend with smart filmmakers. So well. Yeah, I want to get more people Yeah, there's no reason to like exclude in that sense Like there's a there's a time and place for gatekeeping But saying that you have to shoot on a real film for it to be Yeah, cinema is like I don't oh, it's like a pun with real But um, but yeah, I don't want to I don't want to stop that That seems completely arbitrary And so glib is clarified Isn't this what we complain about constantly that everything's a soulless remake film is a medium Not just a tim for movie glib. What about what about iron man? Tell me what you think does iron man qualify or not? Look line the lion king 2019. It's cinema. All right. It is I wish it didn't exist, but it's cinema I I think there should yeah, I think what glib. I think there's a difference between like making a film for like A statement versus a film for like just making more money but they're still both films and the quality will depend on maybe the the The commercialized quote-unquote film might be good also That's a film. It's still a film the quality. I think we're getting clarifications So iron man's great love it, but I think an end game is not great cinema So it's That's literally how we feel about it. It is cinema. It's just shitty I understand the desire to reserve a specific term for like, I guess all I can think of is higher brow content. You know You understand the motivation, but you squat you squash that motivation because it's too pretentious. You're like no No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say Just really seriously think that marvel will stop making movies because Corsese doesn't consider them cinema What does that have to do with anything? Anything that's being said We're being so clear. I don't understand We're being so explicitly clear And so is so is he which is worse for him The reason why he explains it the worst it gets the reason why this is so frustrating to me personally It's because people said the same thing about video games broadly and it's really dumb. It's just not it's It's really gatekeeping and elitist and just like Blocking out anything that you don't like which of course you don't have to like it I don't even like the marvel movies that are coming out now, but don't say that they're not films. They are They are. Yeah, you just don't like them Which is fair because they're not very good And this is the thing if my school says he said no literally anything that doesn't release in theater is not cinema That's my definition. I should be like it's a stupid definition, but okay That's dumb That's what I mean. I can move on but when it says it's not cinema And you're like wait, what's what are you saying? Video games are just not the AAA industry call of duty like black ops 5 or whatever it was. That's that's art It is the amount of fucking work But it's still hard The amount of work that will go into call of duty 5 by millions of fucking people Well, how ever many Yeah, don't you dare tell me halo is an art I will fucking fight you too I'll join you level designers And they're pretending that uh, hollywood has not been a business since you know what the 20s or whatever Yeah, they didn't think you could pump the shit out as a charity Yeah, yeah, but like they they're extremely expensive. They require hundreds of people to make in some cases So like you've got to we've got to recoup that and nobody's going to invest in a movie for art reasons They're going to invest the movies because they want to make a buck And guess what guys the artie fartie movies. They still need money to get made. They still need like investors for that shit If not the directors, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Like if you don't want more marvel, but don't say it's not odd It is Yeah, just criticize it for what it is. Don't try and So because the problem is I go ahead Someone said we're repeating ourselves a lot So we're constantly responding to many of the same argument and slightly different Everybody's got an idea of what monskull says he said that should be enough to convince you guys This is fucking crazy that we have to do this Yeah, he is being so explicit If there's just one thing to be taken away from this entire thing It's that he was very unclear, which is the problem He needed to be more specific and explain himself in more detail But he didn't and therefore people took it the wrong way and it comes across as gatekeeping And if it were as simple as I don't like this stuff He should have just said that but he didn't And the problem is Yeah, go ahead No, what fernie said like I thought He was just saying it's not for him in so many words But then fernie pulled out the martin's corsese quote that just clarified his position even further and it made it look bad So I was trying to help you bro, but The big problem you run into as well is it's really easy To then move away from just the marvel assembly line stuff to then start Applying it to other things as well like just all superhero movies. Yeah, especially when you're actually Well, yeah, because instantly Well, just that's the lord of the rings thing Like do you think lord of the rings isn't cinema because it is Extremely comparable to marvel movies. It's very accessible. It's got loads of explosion stuff in it. Yeah Yeah So like this is even worse because this is this is the clarification like he he he did the quote some empire Empire interview in october and then he sat down and wrote this And he's a good writer and he wrote this from the from the ground up and and it's This is a direct writing from him directly posted to the new york time. So this is the clarification So he's be even getting even worse and more critical About marvel as not cinema in the clarification rather than just as often comment I'm assuming you're still here, right? I'm here. I'm here. I'm just it's just like I don't know what to say I was going to ask you so stupid. I mean this this comment by scissas is stupid Trying to defend it. It's stupid. No, of course. I was going to ask you it. However shitty Modern age comics get I'm assuming you guys are still going to call them comics. You're not going to say no, they're not comics Yeah, we there's still comics. I mean We we have our opinion about them. We you know, we call them trash Shit wine crap But there's still comics. Yeah, like if the artwork gets to a point where it's really shit and the writing's really shit You'd still be like, well, it's still it's just a shit comic like that's that's what's happening Yeah, we just we say the artwork is now just abysmal. It's you know, it's embarrassing It's uh, it's an insult to you know, previous generations of artists Still art it's shitty art. It's crappy art pathetic arts tumblr art That's the normal insult we go with tumblr art But it is still art and they are still comics no matter how shitty they are I agree, but we don't want more marvel. Yeah, that's all we just criticized it for what it is. Don't say that And re-categorize it into something else It is what it is and just just get over it. You can you can dislike it. You can hate it You can despise it all day every day. Not a problem Not a problem And don't try and re-categorize it into something that it's not. That's just ridiculous. This whole argument is ridiculous And coming from somebody like scorsese It's a joke How he can say something like this is just a joke. It's like Martin you're old. You're probably a dodger an old cunt and that's great. You're four foot one And that's wonderful. So, you know, you can pat you on the head and say, you know, good effort, sir But but just just sit down and you know, enjoy your retirement Or or write another gangster film about gangsters doing gangstri stuff, you know But don't try and re-categorize your whole industry. It just makes you look like a fool Well, yeah, and so glibs just referenced like they took egg right off ant man They switched directors for solos like so you saying that those movies are no longer cinema because they switched directors It was cinema and then it wasn't Like like you do you understand how hard this is for us to take seriously And can we just look at the long term like damaging effect too much Just I cannot take this seriously I cannot it just seems it just seems so arbitrary like placing all these different restrictions on what is and isn't cinema Yes, I think for us and tell us what is the differentiation between cinema and not cinema Just make it really easy wrap this up really quick and neatly. Just tell us what's the criteria He said no No rags Martin Scorsese did that you just have to read this other article where he clarified his position and said what he really meant Okay, you go read more Well, it was clarified again knows about the studio interference So Zach Snyder did not get to have Green Lantern in his film Does that mean it can't be considered cinema because it's not 100% his vision and where is the line? Yeah Everything's there was a reason for it though The studio didn't want Green Lantern in Zach Snyder's Green Lantern because they already have a plan for Green Lantern What's what I'm saying? I don't agree with the sentiment conflict interest Yeah, as far as I'm concerned it is his vision that whole film is everything he wanted But the studio interferes with the film and they act and then they make it like better How do you just don't have enough money to execute your vision? Yeah So isn't like the mcu technically kevin feige's vision more than any of the individual film directors That doesn't count because he's a producer not a director. So apparently that's bullshot any creative input at all Yeah Well, I mean nobody believes this because again a lot of directors are producers as well Or is the is the most important part that they were the directors or the writers like as a producers can't also have input That's worthwhile I'm pretty sure a lot of producers like films Probably why they work in the industry I just I think that there It's this thing where all the people who agree with marty have this idea in their head It's a collection of thoughts and like each one ticks a different amount of boxes But they all sort of just agree and it's like when you look at any individual part It doesn't work But still they will react to the whole like well, nobody's still kind of right though It's just like it's not it's useless fucking metrics made you feel better I get this is what I'm right I think this is what theo was saying but like it I can get how it feels better to look at the movies in the mcu and be like You aren't what godfather is It's like they're both films made and I'm like well, no, but They aren't the same. That's just good. Like the one is not necessarily good. That's the other thing. It's they're both I'm sorry. They're both You don't lose anything by saying that like hot fuzz and ant man are both films It's just one of them is an excellent prestige of the category I'm not even sure Depending on what you bring up like because then you swap from You swap to indiana jones versus marvel you swap to james bond versus marvel You swap to lone wolf and cub versus marvel and Well, I would go one step further. I'd say you look back in time. Then you just go westons versus marvel because the superhero genre is essentially the westons of 60 years ago Silent picture films like that were made that were just people getting hurt Also crazy stunts. It's like does that count of cinema glib glib did have given what I think is a final clarification He's like I don't like listening to people say that a great filmmaker like moises. He is stupid It's like so he said something stupid We're not criticizing the man like as a whole we're criticizing a like a quote and like a position He holds there's a difference. They're really dumb All of us here have had a terrible take that we're you know that we're gonna say all we're gonna We're saying the future, but this is a terrible take from a from a what has been a great director In hollywood, but it is dumb because of Really really dumb very seriously like if martin squirt says he said that one times one equals two You wouldn't say that it'd be wrong. Just you know say that that's dumb, right? Um, so he so he said okay So it's hillhouse cinema So the thing is if you ask me what my definition of cinema is and we went all the way down to moving pictures I'd be like I don't fucking care what qualifies as cinema doesn't bother me Hmm Yeah, like I if someone said hillhouse is or isn't cinema answer I'd be like I don't care and then if someone else goes well hillhouse isn't cinema I'd be like how why what have you done You've made a mess. What are you doing? And uh, yeah, I I I just think the need to get off this sort of obsession with like Gatekeeping cinema just chill out the arguments are shit, but We haven't gone through this video yet. So we could be wrong, you know Yeah, let's go. Maybe maybe movie comm slash whatever to fuck his name is maybe he has a point, you know, maybe Yeah, and and then just add a little bit of you know sweetener on the top Somebody compiled a list of over a thousand films. He's publicly stated where some of his favorite films Some of those are like Star Wars spider-man 2002 And so it so like I don't know where he draws line like is he just like oh, that's a fun ride Or does he consider that a good film as you consider cinema? What's the difference? I don't know I think he's I think he's got a point in his head, which is articulating Exceedingly poorly. Yeah, we could we could debate the merits of the The churn when it comes to marvel The the similarity when it comes to their their their movies now And even going into the modern stuff, which we're seeing with phase four we can Discuss the merits of the the interference the the token directors the fact that Fight scenes are already pre-worked out and predetermined for the directors got on set We can we can debate all of that and that that would be a good discussion to have But it's still a film and it's still cinema Yeah, and the suggestion for cinema was plays in theater. Like I said, it's like if you want What up fucking who cares at that point like oh whether or not you played in a theater. It's like, okay That'd be a cinematic release not cinema. Like if you're going to technical like release Release medium. That'd be a cinematic release. Yeah, maybe Because it's released in the cinemas, but that's something different That's actually interesting because a toy story too was originally planned to be a direct video thing and then it was released So hence my frustration now Like what if someone said like this they said about for the whole existence that is re-released into the cinema It's like, well, I guess you said about now. Nice Is like what an arbitrary label who cares? Oh, he made it I got one An executive decided You're not cinema because you were released to netflix if only you were released in theater Oh, I think that's what you do with the irish men Somebody took One of my batwoman reviews My batwoman rant videos They they cut the lines that I said They put a beat and music to it And uh, we released it on itunes and spotify And all of this And I got to number 75 In the uk itunes charts with that song With ocean man melt with meltdown ocean man Can you tell me are you gonna say to me that isn't that isn't music? That's not music as because I said stop music That's music it wasn't it wasn't recorded in the studio, you know, yeah, yeah As for net as for netflix movies He's just clarified he said scorsese demanded that the the irish man be played in cinema because he wants it to be seen that way That's what he believes cinema is marvel movies play in the cinema glib. What are you doing? Yeah, I don't understand That was that was exactly what I was gonna bring up I think that that movie was originally gonna be just released straight to netflix and he literally wanted it to be in theaters So that it would like kind of count, but it's just like why Why is your film invalid if it's just released straight to streaming? What give us the difference in criteria between cinema and not cinema What does something have to be to cross that boundary? Just tell tell us that and clear this up in an instant. That's all you have to do Wait, wait, can we just like go back to the vid first because I think the glib Conversation is taking over. Is that a fair statement? Well, the problem that the only interesting thing about that is that it's a video that can respond But the problem is like no offense to glib, but we have bounced through like 17 arguments like it keeps changing So hopefully this one's got one strong argument to make Or insult someone who enjoys or makes these movies What he is saying is that these big budget franchise films are different from the kinds of films that made him fall In love with movies or what he calls? They're all so similar to those. They're still cinema Bring it quotes carcassi dot mp4 Movians in a stupid action scene at the end so like I don't what am I supposed to take is it not cinema There's shot in the marvel movies where people are walking Across the street and there's a car passing by and shots where there's a guy on the phone Yeah, there's a fucking way every era of cinema is different So this is such a shitty qualifier of oh, these are not the films that I grew up with What if a fucking guy from the 40s was like That taxi driver is not a movie movie cinema used to be let's do another one animated show violent and vulgar and yeah, I mean Well, here's one clear Weird thing is a great. It was drawn on paper. It's two-dimensional. There was no assistance from computers. That's what animation is. It's like, well I'm sorry, but 3d animation is animation and it's its own art story Well, again, like I mentioned But um luck. Sorry junior the the short film the pics are made It was like at that point people are oh, right. This is like an art form like it People eventually catch up like and then accept that it's just another way of telling a story It's not illegitimate. It's not like it's inferior to the one that came before it And it doesn't mean that the first the the one that came before it is like redundant or worse They're different and I was gonna say this is cinema It seems we keep having to come back to it's just not what he likes and it's like, why the fuck didn't he say that? Why didn't he say that? And then why did he not say that's what I meant when he had the option to clarify And when like what free he keeps saying when you actually read his quote He's saying outright that This this marvel films are not movie films. There's some sort of other mutant creature. That's the problem Like imagine that if in his like article he had like clarified he'd been like I understand that a lot of people are upset I understand there were a lot of filmmakers that like I upset who are inspired by my work I didn't mean to gatekeep. I didn't mean to say like place this arbitrary label on there What I meant to say was x goes into detail about that that would have been a way better way to do this But he's never taken back any statements. So yeah An art form that he played a role in legitimizing and creating His concern is not that marvel movies exist. It's not that people like them It's that this new type of film is crowding out the type of film that he loves Okay, so it's entirely his preference man. It's it will he just said it's becoming too popular basically Oh, okay. Well, popular This is what happens when you make something popular Yeah, even back is like The silent era with like Buster Keaton and all that like these types of like blockbuster movies that were big and like focused on like action or stunt work those have existed for like Yeah, those have existed a long time ago. It's just it's just different Like movies that have focused more so on like character or emotion or that type of thing versus action Like that distinction's existed like from the beginning basically I think people just tend to you know prefer to go see Something on the big screen when there is action involved rather than just you know people talking to each other Like the marvel formula It's symbiotic like it it kept crafting itself along with what the audiences were liking That's it just created itself almost right in terms of reaction the marvel And that's why we call it sludge now because it's it's gotten to the point Where you can tell and if someone was like sludge Are you saying it's not cinema? It's like nope calling this sludge though If you want our definition of sludge we can give it to you cinema, but it's also a sludge too. All right, don't worry what What inherently makes singing in the rain and hello dolly More of cinema than the raid or saving private ryan The raid is a fucking masterpiece Oh Everyone in this fucking chat if they haven't watched the raid duology yet. You should watch that shit Jackie Chan was literally someone on my mind You can't say that Jackie Chan isn't reliant on spectacle in at least some form. Absolutely Oh, it's awesome It's but but that's the thing that's like are we gonna say that there is no art in creating a really Intense set piece like a really intense action scene where all of these people are just executing Like flawlessly in terms of hitting their beats doing these crazy stunts like there's an art form in there It's basically both you have just take both sides of the spectrum. You have gene kelly Who is insanely talented? You have Jackie Chan who's insanely talented doing two things that are in a way related But in the you know the way that they act in the film totally different things So Why does one get to be upheld to this incredible artistic standard and the other is just Shlockiness like how come is it just because it's not as old which I think might just is the actual answer One's in which case is the other it hasn't earned just give a time stage through age We'll just stop using the fucking word cinema use someone else Just stop it I still find it funny guys if marky just tweeted out lemma what's not for me. It would be over Yeah, because the problem we're having is if there was just some guy back in the day who made Exclusively made like videos With a one-man project They have to be one guy doing all the characters and has to be one camera in in your basement And that becomes like a whole thing is growing up and then someone someone uses a studio multiple actors That's not that's not fucking cinema. You guys are like You're doing you're doing some bullshit And and hopefully that can illustrate what it feels like to be on the other end Where you're just sitting there like what the fuck do you mean? It's not cinema. It's like well, you've got more than one person another quotes In the past 20 years as we all know the movie business has changed on all fronts But the most ominous change has happened stealthily and under the cover of night the gradual But steady elimination of risk many films today a perfect products manufactured for immediate consumption Many of them are well made by teams of talented individuals all the same They lack something essential to cinema the unifying vision of an individual artist. Sorry james gun. Sorry That's what it has to so that's what that's the thing. That's what makes it cinema It's just to clarify But isn't you not kevin feige's vision Jurassic park that's an adaptation of a michael kraighton book, but there's differences to the movie from the book john hamman dies in the book. He gets eaten by copies, but that doesn't happen in the film So It sounds so good to the people who agree with him, but it's bullshit The lego movie was directed by two people a lot of the disney animated films were directed by Some of them were directed by like six people I can't believe we're saying that lord miller are involved in a cinema now You know iron man isn't john favreau's vision avengers isn't joss weedon's vision Avengers was a risk. It was it was a risk. It had never been done before nobody had done that before it was a risk Just god ends of the galaxy was a risk. Like that was a risk. They didn't know that Well, the problem is risk is on a huge scale, you know, it's not binary So like it's always like hey any movie that you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on is a risk Black widow was a fucking risk. Look what happened Well, again, it wasn't a risk at the time. They made it probably but it is now Don't worry about it moller they have cut off the cancer in the disney cinematic universe and They have cut ties with this woman What's her face and she will never darken the halls of making miles ever again Darken the whole Holds it comes in her whole life, but she won't be there Yeah, and I refuse to believe that a scorsese's film are when a hundred percent his vision from the ground up He had painters, you know paint the the matt backgrounds for his his long shots He had actors act in Probably surprising ways that may may have you know said hey, no, that's actually even better Leonardo Caprio You did better or different than I I anticipated but I like that So like it's a group effort like you you can't you can't take 100 credit for A movie you did unless you literally did absolutely everything you were the actor You were the filmmaker you're behind the camera you in front of the camera You did absolutely every single shot like no if it's a group effort you're going to make compromises You're going to you got a calm chat down We're responding to lots of you everyone's saying like why isn't glib on it's like we're responding to him Just like a lot of you don't worry about it. Like it's fine. You'll be okay. I just thought we're talking to everybody in there Um That quote though, I just think it's it was dead in the water now. There's no more interpretation. He's done It's a bad Long-term consequences of this right so ma let's just say marvel tomorrow decides to Turn their act around they get the good writers back in they start really working at their scripts You know that we suddenly see this miracle renaissance of marvel content and people are still dismissing it as just Mindless trash that quote-unquote is not cinema because it just has the marvel label on it So suddenly marvel goes Oh well We put all of this effort into fixing our shit and people are still dismissing us because it has the marvel label on it Because it's still a comic book film because it's still in a shared universe Well, why should we fucking bother to give you guys anything of quality because you're just going to dismiss us no matter what? So I think this this could be damaging long term So I think this is why this is worth talking about And getting this sentiment out of the way because you're not going to get more quality from this You're just going to get people going increasingly up their own asshole to fucking Try and live up to a standard that isn't even properly established in the first place Well, now I actually have another question How does this relate to let's say literature, right? Where you know, you have an author that'll have a vision, but sometimes the editor will You know smack down their ideas for their story The bible is written by an unknown amount of authors that has been compiled and recompiled over centuries and Countless different versions So is it not real literature? There's a difference to be found here because literature specifically is referring to like quality I think whereas cinema doesn't If there is a separation between book and literature Like it's all encompassing term and literature is a sub thing It's like the distinction Scorsese wants almost I think Something I don't like here as well though This idea that like A team like that you couldn't even come into a project to make a film as a team Of like three or four people working together to make this film and you all have like input and you're funneling it together Like that you are not capturing the essential elements of cinema That I don't The bible says bats are birds. You need to get higher standards Yeah, like every one of his arguments I can find a hole in it like he among his favorite films He has the 1950s adaptation of the thing from another world, but he also has the 1982 remake the thing Uh, that that's literally a remake of a movie adaptation of a book so like if he his argument about franchises and remakes and and just adapting something that Doesn't exist at that that falls apart especially when you consider that he has the fog which I believe was a Stephen King adaptation the shining which was the Stephen King adaptation Which by the way was Stanley Kubrick's vision which was in direct conflict from Uh to Stephen King's vision of the book that he hates that movie. I imagine getting all these questions to Scorsese What I feel like he'd be tied up as fuck. You have no idea how to deal with this. Yeah Oh, yes, like literally literally. Yeah shining Stephen King hates Kubrick's the shining Despises it. He actually went and made a tv adaptation himself. Yeah later on because he hated the the Kubrick version so much But like really the only difference is that he likes these but he doesn't like the others Oh, also the only difference Also, Martin Scorsese. He made a a movie that I really like the departed that is a remake of Yeah, it's like infernal affairs. Yeah infernal affairs. Yes. Yeah, that's an asian cinema, which is great Korean Could be wrong Uh, japanese He's all Korean one of the two. Mm-hmm. I think I'd start an agency. Well, I thought I was uh convinced from when it was Japanese But then he went Korean and I did see a lot of Korean films around the time I saw infernal affairs Oh Yeah, it's So Glyb said if you made him restate with all these questions You'd eventually get what you're looking for which what I'm looking for is literally just him saying I don't like the new stuff I like the stuff that I was making when I was around and at that point of like so he was just Right, he was just an asshole then he like baited everybody Because like this has caused nothing but like frustration for so many people because so many people agree with him without having thought about any of it And then those people like whoa, what you're doing is really bad like gatekeeping shit So just causes yeah, yeah Why do you think he hasn't taken it back because he's like he like he knows how many people have like stood behind it He's like, yeah, you know, I was right. I was I was right. They're not cinema. Yeah I'm I'm totally on top. I mean, I know. Yeah, I've got look at my film things like this Yeah, I mean, you know, also this is no Knowing what I know now about what he would consider cinema It would be really not that difficult to make a really good porno that he would have to admit As long as it was your vision right behind the green door Hi, and boy, do I have some visions? Oh my Established terms to distinguish between these two types of films So the way he's chosen to label the difference. Um, sorry I I hate to come off so quickly, but like if you were going to establish there are types of film It isn't going to be too Yeah, I mean unless it's literally the dichotomy of film or Cinema and not cinema, which is almost like why are you even bothering? This is so much easier in literature when everyone just admits it's about quality Like when there's not so much faff around trying to think oh, it's because of this aspect It's because of you know The number of creators the vision the direction the you know time it was I wouldn't even want to be about quality Especially these days where people clap at fucking everything This is like join our team scorsese just shit on them for being bad films, right? Yeah, we'll be uh, we'll be Dancing through the the field of flowers arms locked And you'll be dead Hanging out with us talking about how shudder island was a really cool Yeah, I'd love to talk to him about his movies that'd be great Because he makes good stuff Well again shut around What's easy for you? There we go films So the way he's chosen to label the difference is by calling the side of film He loves cinema and saying that franchise films aren't cinema It's a difference of what he loves and then Now we're in trouble Franchise films aren't cinema It's like dude, that is not what scorsese is saying at all. Jesus christ get out of that one and that's worse That's way worse. He's he's totally putting words into his mouth to like make him look better. Basically It's because people probably actually read the quote for themselves. They're just buying what this guy's saying So, well, the razor franchise film is indiana jones a franchise film It has to be a broken a franchise film has to be they all have to be It's anything can be a franchise film if you add another film to it And it can be shit and then they can make another one in the second one's really good So really the lost arc was alien Yeah, so the Raiders of the Lost Ark was cinema and then Temple of Doom came out and it was no longer cinema It's no longer cinema Incredible Father part two the god All right, let's see You have to be a standalone film. You have to uh be released in cinemas You can't have to be a unifying. Yeah a unifying creative vision by one individual My god Well indiana jones can't be because uh harris and ford he he would ad-lib and that made it into the movie So He chose to he chose to shoot that Cairo swordsman instead of close the distance with his whip Lucas had lots of a hand in in those films too. He made George Lucas. Yeah, he is So like This is so lame. Why would you make this argument? Because he hasn't thought about because we I have to defend the I have to defend the authority Have I missed anything in this list? Oh, but you prefer to add to it probably Oh, good god Oh, oh, yeah, you have to a singular creative vision Ah, yeah And it has to be risky like he's talking about risk like like a productive. What is it productive? Yeah, he was talking about productive conflicts were like And the idea that somehow magically no marvel movie production has ever ever had any conflict between any of the skaters Which is ridiculous to think that You know directors have dropped off. They've been fired. You know, they've left, you know It's of course that there's conflict. It may be they're a bit more Maybe they're a bit more streamlined. Maybe not maybe not quite as uh You know as his productions, but Yeah In um apocalypse now had like a notoriously horrible production with all kinds of oh, yeah, like yeah Is that no cinema because I think it is Yeah Production is that another one Well, I think his thing is that if there is a seamless production, then it isn't cinema almost So it must have a strenuous production. Yeah, godfather was the same way too. Godfather was notoriously rough production Sorry, what I was getting that what in tears into it What I was getting out was that it it fucks with the whole unified vision thing when you have loads of actors fucking around Do whatever they want their loads of producer people being like blah blah blah, but the film turns out really good. It's like, oh shit Yeah, you're right. Like uh by by definition to have a a risky and conflict filled production It would not no longer be a unified vision, right? Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna reference it again Mission impossible fallout They did not have a completed script when they started filming that one and they had to do several rewrites After tom cruise broke his ankle during a stunt Like the film that they were going to do was not the same film that they ended up doing after tom cruise broke his ankle For that's awesome Cory took some time to rewrite it and they still managed to make it like an about airtight story And the first Iron Man was mostly improvised so yeah Yeah So marty said something stupid Well, it's yeah, I guess it's this guy at this point bullet points a lot of the um like the criteria here It's very meta. It doesn't actually have anything to do with the content of the thing itself. Yeah, we pointed that out, right? The film comes out You say it's good. It becomes a pot of a franchise and some are like, wow, it's not good anymore. Is it Retroactively is now You know, the funny thing is right this the the categories that the qualities that we're listing down I just I just went to the wikipedia page of martin's cursesie and they all fit all of martin's cursesie's films so Only martin's cursesie movies are cinema guys Wow We solved the problem. We solved it. Has he ever made anything as a part of a franchise? Has he ever made anything as part of a franchise? I don't think so. I haven't seen it But it's it's funny to me because the only films that martin's cursesie like supposedly are Martin's cursesie movies. Oh Someone's asking i-man was mostly improvised. I don't know maybe not mostly But it's certainly improvised like that's famous about that film. There's a lot of it was improvised by jeff bridges and robert dany jr Yeah, like robert dany jr had to teach jeff bridges how to improvise because he wasn't that good at improvisation before iron man Um, they didn't ever finish script So a lot of the dialogue was like you will go into this scene and do this now make up the dialogue as you go We just got i'm a score scaly directed color of money, which is a sequel to the hustler. Uh-oh. Oh my goodness. Oh, no Oh, no, what? He's producing a movie called the souvenir part two, which is indeed a sequel to That's produced does producing though. Yeah, it's fine if he produces it. Oh directing. Okay. Yeah This is corrected. Yeah Kill bill is not cinema because there's a part two damn it. Oh, oh, oh shit. I'm triggered I want to clarify. That's what this guy said. It wasn't what scorsese said, of course, of course This film's No, i'm just annoyed that they can't say that it's a bad film to say it's a bad film Muddying the waters with this pretentious hu ha bullshit. Yeah, exactly franchise film Can't get over cinema and a lot of people seem to be offended by this. I love long form tv I think it's a powerful art form that is often underrated because you know the video essay voice by the way It is often underrated Why do you talk this way? Really annoying. I'm trying to have balsa tones when i'm really nice like as fuck Also, just uh how uncharitable his Clip selection is every single marvel movie is action sliding Sliding on a hard door explosion or whatever when every other one is like, you know characters thinking about things So yeah interest all about looking very, you know, very stern thinking about things like yeah, it's just really really obvious intensive There's always templates that they use to illustrate cinema and these shots Exactly manipulative as fuckers. They do they do the reverse and we yeah Long form tv. I think it's a powerful art form that is often underrated compared to cinema Scorsese also happens to say that I thought for a while. Maybe long form tv is cinema. It's not You're making me look worse, dude. What do you do? Water you old man. Jesus Christ. I just like breaking bad. Not cinema. It's not Why manner not cinema it's at what point does cinema just not mean anything anymore? When when he decides he's the arbiter of what's cinema not he's like I thought it was and then I decided So just to clarify right like if someone wanted to say Hill House wouldn't count even if it played in theaters Because of how long it is like he made it like a four hour plus movie So what would be the cutoff point like please don't make these arguments. It makes my brain bleed What if the godfather though instead of being like a two-parter It was like the first film was split into episodes as part of a like a mini series like 20 minute episodes And then every at the part at the end of like each act it's like to be continued Like would that suddenly reduce it like I mean you guys Have you guys ever heard of a film called logistics? No Walking in at a total runtime of 35 days and 17 hours. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know about this one actually Oh, yeah, I've heard of that, you know that is cinema It's like a it's like a movie about a freighter, right? Like a freight car being brought on like a ship to a like a different place or something, right? We jazz you it it's like The argument just to show a weird one like yeah, maybe it hasn't they tv doesn't release on in a theater, but like Would if you took the first season of Daredevil and cut it down to two and a half hours and released it in theaters Would it be better to be worse? I think it'd be considerably worse Scorsese Simp and chat you never finished this thought you reflexively got emotional and defensive before a point was even made I'm laughing at what he's already said. You don't understand. Yeah, his premise is broken before he says anything else So we're laughing at him guys. He's deciding whether or not a tv show is cinema. This is cringe as fuck I'm sorry. I run ironically in the go. I think that if you took the second season of Daredevil and cut it down to Two and a half hours. It would be a significant improvement Yeah Cut out everything else I might agree with that actually Yes Experience three episodes two four ten But that doesn't offend me because he isn't saying long form tv isn't valuable. He's just saying it's a different thing I know he didn't say that. That's not what yeah, why would we think he said these? I might disagree with him and think that the cinema label isn't the right way to make that distinction Between franchise films and the films Scorsese loves he hasn't said it's franchise films So why are you saying that he did stop it? But there is a difference one he expresses in the new york times piece and one i can show you So you're trying to prove here Yeah, so if anyone can't tell you just playing the scene where hawkeye has the gauntlet in endgame What the fuck nothing is at risk here? What are you talking about? Oh, what is he holding in his hand? Does it mean like oh no so now we're on godfather Okay These are so different Yeah, so so he showed hawkeye battling the creatures against these two waiting to see whether or not they're gonna get ambushed Yeah, they're different films. What what what does the context are so it like they're different films Man, he's getting away with a lot of footage here. Both. Well, don't worry. I've got it covered up Both scenes involve like some form of suspense Yeah, the very different scenes Suspense suspense. Yes I'm tired. Shut up. Oh back to endgame. What are you proving here? Why aren't you showing the scene? All right, you guys go one at a time I think the fact that they didn't go all one at a time proves the point even better. Yeah a little bit Why didn't you show the scenes where it's really slow and quiet in this film because they are and I don't even like this movie Show the fucking scene where a cap is hosting like the you know, the survivors anonymous meeting for example How about how about you show the scene in the godfather where sonny gets gunned down? Yeah, that that rollercoaster shit If you want to go to if you want to like try a sincere comparison Maybe that godfather scene to the elevator scene in winter soldier. I don't know at least try, right? Yeah, and don't worry about the music as well. I've got it muted as long as he's just you guys let me know if he says anything Yep, no worries No risk he almost got killed by a giant alien. No, no risk refers to the production. I think not the narrative Oh, okay Is this there will be blood? Yeah, that's right Yeah, so I could have done this too. This doesn't help with anything. I already know this is kind of explanatory I know this is the vague separation. The problem is there's no line It comes across as just what he likes and what he doesn't like. I'm sorry We already know which movies he's gonna put into the good movie section and which ones he'll put into the rollercoaster section It'd be a lot more in your Black Widow video Between the like interrogation scene avengers and like the much worse interrogation scene in Black Widow And you actually explain what the difference between those two scenes are while this is just like I am playing scenes from two different films And you should just know what the difference is Now we're doing and there will be blood I could be showing like the oil explosion where like it's just this bombastic huge set piece rather than this Quiet moment between two characters and make the films look similar So it all depends on what you choose to show basically Yeah, he's showing falcon escaping all the flak damage from the bazillion bazooka When he's not going to show the scene Where natasha realizes that despite everything in her life being a constant struggle of betrayal after the whole organization She tried to clean her record with is actually hydra. She confirms with steve that he would die for her And she's like holy shit. I can trust you Which is really important considering her whole life has just been manipulated by people after people after people Is that like fuck that scene? We can't count that. Look at the explosions. No, that will Oh, that wonderful scene where a whole guy in black widow was talking together in avengers No, look at the explosions where she tells me that she's been compromised No, guys, shut up. You destroyed his narrative. Shut up So is that action is bad like I don't know Theme parks, man. No, this is roller coaster ride. This is like oh theme park. Yuck. How movies aren't about having fun It sounds like a challenge doesn't it? It's like try and maintain being cinema while also having a big action set piece. You're like, okay Someone open modern scorsese world Tickets are $2.99 a pop get your martin scorsese pop and go on the marty scorsese coaster All for the low low price of 10 95 in cinemas now To the right of this video, I just throw james bond indiana jones star wars even again Yeah, all of those. They're all roller coasters. Like what what do you think? Yeah, I would go and roller coaster as well I would look to see an analysis like comparison Comparing to Side-by-side two of the most similar scenes from like a marvel movie and a movie that he approves of like You know, like you said interrogation scene from marvel movie interrogation scene from one of his movies A slow somber scene where somebody's doing a long Uh diatribe about something in both films like doing a side-by-side comparison and seeing like what makes this one more emotionally appealing or cinematic if you want to call that which is kind of a BS term, but like he's he's purposely going out of his way to find the most Contrasting clips. Yeah extremely uncharitable like that. There's Yeah, there's nothing to be learned here And like this guy isn't doing a good job because he's always showing his action versus scenes where there's Spencil things happening involving characters and it's like this isn't helping at all and he thinks it's making it clear No Arcana interrogation scene Low IQ Now that's that's uh, that's a rollercoaster don't count Daredevil and punisher rooftop argument the rollercoaster shut up. Oh, it's here I like this movie stop using it for your argument Low key in black widow interrogation Don't count her involved like a science fiction element. That's not cinema This is so manipulative and he just keeps repeating this Back to winter soldier Okay, this one this one's an interesting choice. This is yeah This is this is really important to the characters this moment. Why are you picking this like this isn't just random action Because I don't think he's giving I think he's just going down the route of oh, it's this dumb marvel movie I'm not even gonna give it credit for what it actually Dude him saying I'm with you till the end of the line like what that doesn't count as Damn, okay, fine. That's not that's not the experience of people communicating psychologically like what they're feeling to each other It's it's cap putting his friend that he lost in world war two and hasn't seen Well since getting out of the ice Trying to save the world You know, it's definitely not a call back to when they were you know friends back in the war and he said that exact same thing Improving that his words meant something Well, if they would let you just take out the action scenes and yes, you can have the cinema label. Okay, you can have it back There you go. You may have it back. Is diehard not cinema No, sir. No, I mean, I'm pretty sure there's action in it. So oh you took out like oh, fuck you This is inside Okay, so is no country for old no country for old men is another co-inbrothers movie There's a lot of action inside of that movie. It's more reserved. That's not a unified vision. That's an individual's unified vision co-in brothers Yep A word out there to anyone trying to like clarify a distinction Don't just try and show things that are intuitively different Yeah, this was all pointless. You should have just the voiceover was needed throughout because apparently someone in chat Just said he goes on to explain this you shouldn't be laughing. It's like he told us that we could get it from these clips He said you can see it. Oh, yeah You can see it. Yeah, don't try that argument I can see what he's trying. I see here is one is exciting one is not exciting Contemplative that seems to be the difference Yeah, I mean, I think we're trying. I think we're we're on to his his thing I just I'm just curious if he has any semblance of good arguments for it Like we see that he's being completely Manipulative with this editing, you know choice of clips and everything like that just to see if any arguments looks like Yeah I mean, yeah, he's using a lot from other I'm sorry chat chat person, but he's very manipulative though Also, if you don't know the context for a lot of the scenes then like this is worthless Yeah, yeah, I was actually thinking now If you just don't know what he's trying to convey here, then you're looking at the screen going what it's just different scenes from movies It's Oscar, right? Yeah singing that's all you're all you're left with is one often has action scenes one It's just people thinking or doing things that are much more subtle and quiet So Characters then the dialogue isn't going to have as much weight So it's like what's the point of showing like the dialogue with scenes out of context if we don't know anything You can compare this to the you can compare this to the scene with red guardians singing to uh, Elena in black widow. Yeah But that would be a fair comparison. Well, you know, like well, what's funny? Well, no, no, no that doesn't count because that was david harber's idea and not the So if oscar isaac starts he has a scene in dune where he pulls out in the coaster guitar and starts singing Is that going to be cinema or is all the action sequences in dune going to disqualify it from being cinema? And what you've highlighted there is he would be like no, it's not about just singing It's about what this scene means. It's like you've put them out of context, dude We don't know what they mean. So oh well, we might not in the rise of skywalk He should be showing a clip and saying for context this this this this Whereas in the marvel movies this this this this but he's not he's just showing Not only is he just showing random clips. He's showing random clips from Different movies and then dispersing with marvel movies. So if I was watching this I'd just be confused to hell what his point was even was Well, apparently he is going to explain this one the clips then so i'm excited. All right, okay It's just a manipulative expectation that you'll just take the face value differences and latch on to that Well, yeah, that's all i've gathered so far Oh, no on the soul That's a pretty dramatic moment also Well, at least it just leaves us confused Oh No, well, I don't you're comparing the scene from the control room from captain america the winner soldier to the final duel from Barry linden. Are you kidding me? It's the same thing come on It illustrates the difference doesn't it you see this is cinema And again that scene is so good if you have the context, but if you know nothing about those two characters it's it's worthless Yeah, there's Oh, no what was the distinction Yeah, so Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, he started speaking. When did he start speaking again? Oh Like 30 seconds. Yeah I gotta hear what this guy is trying to say because I had a muted. Sorry. Oh, oh, yes. Sorry. It's your pistol cocked Big cock I'm assuming it's after this clip Oh, we're doing that game after this fight it yeah, this one guardians that one is better than the other But that there is a distinction between the two Okay, the core of this difference rests in the themes that these two types of films explore and the way they do it It's rest on the difference of the themes these two types of movies. So a type of movie can only have Certain kinds of things. That's a very awkward sentence to say. I don't think scorsese said this Types of movies can't any theme that is in a martin scorsese movie You can probably find a superhero movie that has that theme in it And all those movies that he showed they have vastly different themes I suppose you could put them into like a category, but like also they all have very different themes. They're exploric just to Perfectly explain how fucking complicated this is glib just said the difference is not themes It's like so this is like one of those popular videos explaining this point of view and it says it's themes He said the distinction is tone and pacing Oh, I'm not getting into that. Let's just carry on People films do explore emotional themes, but those are often the filler moments between the climactic battles The filler moments At the end of the day, mauler, I think what all of these people are trying to say is they're gonna justify A martin scorsese shifting on marvel for their own reasons. I think that that's here At the end of the day Wait, wait, is this guy is this guy trying to argue that the the character moments in the mcu are just string scenes They're string scenes between trying to strain together the the the action scenes Is that what he's trying to say? How the fuck could you take that point of view? Seriously when whatever people cite when they watch like phase one certainly is like, what did you enjoy about it? It's like fucking love steve. I love tony I love thorn It's like, well, no, you didn't you like the explosions and stuff like the fight scenes, you know, like no, I mean, they were fine. Yeah Yeah I am there for the character payoffs like it's not it's not the fight in civil war that the fight is exciting But what makes it meaningful like you can just get fight scenes and action scenes that don't have any meaning in a lot of stuff Um, I don't know why you're gonna make this argument about godfather everything that isn't the action scenes Just stuff stringing to the action scenes. Well, right because the big you'd be like well the big payoffs are like, you know The the the scene where is it the church and then all of these executions are happening. That's like that's a bomb Except that is a payoff that definitely is a payoff um And same with the the the car bombs same with um, I just forget his name the guy's sunny sunny That's right. And uh Sunny beating the shadow of that one dude in the streets You know this reminds me of uh, moeller reminds me of that uh video you covered years ago where he tried to Make this artificial differentiation between horror and terror So like somehow. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, you almost dump. That's a fucking oldie. Yeah Yeah, and then this is basically making a differentiation between like popcorn films and cinema and Considering, you know, scorsese's done both And you know, he loves movies from both categories. It just it really falls flat like there isn't really no difference You could say it's a different genre like, uh, this guy's picking Primarily dramas and comparing them to action adventure films. So yeah, if you compare, uh, your you know average action scene from indiana jones to something from You know a long a long dialogue sequence from the godfather. Yeah, you're gonna have a bit of a difference I want to ask this guy that like does indiana jones count? Yes or no? Yeah, and he could say yes, it does count because there's no way in hell that he wouldn't Yeah Exciting fights character introductions In what scorsese calls cinema these moments are the climactic moments. They are the ride that the movie So what we're referring to is marvel movies, but you're that but this is marvel movies. They have these I think I would say the big thing is it's it's all meaningful content in terms You know, of course when we're talking about good movies, like it's all meaningful content Not just the payoffs, but also the time it takes to get there Well, I'm a little bit But I I guess I was gonna say that's the big fuck up here. I was like, whoa, did you just establish that Characters discussing things is like better than action Do you just want to get me from the the common person who might not like enjoy that? I don't I don't I think this guy's either Dumb or malevolent because he's ignoring the scenes that would destroy his argument. Well, yeah Think of him. He's not even traveling into the same fucking universe as those arguments. Yeah, like, um to charlor and Zemo and they have their discussion and then I mean like Does yandu and star lord count or is it because they're escaping an exploding planet that I can't count You know what I mean, like Steve dropping the shield. Um, would be another one. Would it not I guess that That was Like it's near an action scene, so I guess it doesn't count Here's a good example at the end of Avengers when tony flies the the bomb through the wormhole You could be like, oh, well the payoff is the big explosion of the the the the chitari base It's like, well Really the big payoff is like seeing tony's reaction to all of this When we cut to him in the helmet. Yeah, I'm knowing that Ainside knowing steve watched him do it as well Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the most the most important part is the really focused on the character Not the big action set piece and all of these chitari guys dying It's not really the payoff Another good one was uh, even age of ultron the when they're at the party all talking and and sharing stories and stuff and you and Thor gets like a little bit scared when you see his cap Nuts his his hammer. It's like, okay Is it you know a little bit shakes it shakes his ego a little bit? He's like, maybe he's not the only one is worthy kind of thing, you know. Oh, no, no, no, no Um, that though. No, no, no Steve could pick up that hammer. I don't I don't agree with that. Sorry He could pick up the there's a whole thing about this. He could have picked up the hammer then and when he realized he could pick up the hammer That he stopped. This is what um Thing would you be said? Yeah, there was so yeah, but james gun also said what he said about polka dot man true true true true, but uh But I get I understand his theory of you know, you can you be partly worthy? I kind of understand that theory So I think it's a decent theory I think there's weight there's weight behind it No, I appreciate it dramatic steam characters and stuff. Yeah. Um, well, so now we're at the point where it's like it's not about having them their position in the timeline They have to be it. They have to be the payoff. It can't be an action scene. Just like man, that sucks Isn't this more restrictive and aren't they like trying to argue that it should be a singular vision Which would imply a certain level of freedom Can you argue the shining is a huge payoff is him chasing them through the house and the things like isn't that an action? Yeah, yeah It ends with like a big. Yeah, taxi truck Cutie. Yeah Full metal jacket is like a huge shootout. I mean in vietnam Yeah Yeah, exactly The third active heat is one big long like chasing and shoot out and and it's it's really really good It's very visceral, but I'm yeah, it's one of us here films too. It's on this list Okay Michael man's heat 95 that that last entire act is is yelling and Shooting and and it's like a dying. Yeah, it's like a 10 minute extensive action sequence following like the bank robbery It's like basically urban warfare. So yeah, I mean rip Quentin Tarantino It's a it's a it's a oh yeah jango and chain No I love that film. Yeah, is there something is it is because of course candy land shootout That's like a big payoff. Is that is that not cinema then because Tavern from inglorious bastards with the Man that that like ends with the big ol shootout But that's like what a lot of people think is one of the best scenes in the movie So people say that was like one of the best scenes in movies ever and that's a fair choice It's a great scene Once upon a time in Hollywood isn't cinema anymore after a leo de caprio kills someone with a flamethrower. Yeah And Scarface ends with that famous famous shootout and craziness and cocaine and stuff That anybody is gonna say that Scarface isn't cinema There's no way that anybody's gonna say that but like have you noticed that we've had I'm sorry. Have you noticed that we've got a couple of like um A different different criteria that's flippin around And like none of them succeed. They just don't but if you just say them all vaguely it's kind of like yeah, you're right. Yeah I don't like it Oh my god has to What happened in the end In the end I'm just gonna Music Sorry, I didn't hear him Explorations of emotion are decoration for the ride of exciting action showpiece How could you argue the reverse that the action And then people like they're actually seeing the substantive part which is the care like how can you say it's set piecing? It's the character development. That's like what we're talking about Isn't that kind of the whole idea of a kind of blockbuster the action that leads to this So isn't that kind of the whole idea behind a blockbuster like jaws like like you got the Bombastic stuff with like them going after the shark But what a lot of people say is the best scene is we're quints talking about like the uss indianapolis And it's just a quiet character moment. So you could be like it's all those character moments are like decorated by the action That's like maybe it's maybe it's not This is the realization i'm having it's like oh man you dinosaurs you get so frustrated watching action scenes You can't even tell that there's character work going on anymore. You don't know you can't see it For example, i'm not a i'm not a big fan of something exciting happens and you just shut down I'm not a big fan of age of ultron, but like do you know why it's meaningful that um Uh scarlet witch is with them there right now. Do you know why that's meaningful? I'm better not Yeah And you know, it's it's it's frustrating actually because it's like man all that work that they put in to characterize these people gets ignored Because they had too many action scenes like damn And he's he's not the only non action scenes he's shown he's talked over He's like not even giving a single Marvel movie a a talking Because you'd probably Under minus point by showing that hey there is acting there is emotion there's character work in these movies as he just said He's malicious as he just said the emotional parts of the decoration That's real how is that not insulting by the way it's almost like The quieter points of the movie are almost like the character building and then and then at the end if you want An exciting ending you can have something dangerous like at the end of jaws where they're fighting a shark Or at the end of heat where they're all shooting at each other and robbing a bank It's like once you've been introduced to these characters and their motivations And you can raise the stakes and now you're worried for their lives because you've now met these characters You now know about them And it happens with every single one of these types of movies like you now fear for them at the end so comparing the final fight in age of ultron to Uh a couple people talking in grand buda best hotel. That's just so so insufferably Dishonest I hate that hey vox is discord. If you still have it message me, we'll try and get you on. Okay, buddy I haven't been able to get through to you It's been a long time since he's been on hasn't it. Yeah the pikeman. Nice to see you. Hope you're doing Please read form. I'm about to hop off if he wants to come on. I'd be happy to create a platform So Oh, it's up to him. I guess he can if he wants to join us Let's not forget that this guy fucking removed like the dialogue from that winter soldier scene just to make it More like action spectacle. Well, no, he's he's admitted there are character things, but it's all decoration I find that way more insulting than removing them. It's like no He's admitted there's there's character things and yet he hasn't played any of them Yeah, I'll give you that He's being sneaky there because he's yeah I think by the way, I these films do have what I've just been showing or trying to show that they don't have But I'm not showing them So he's disingenuous as fuck this guy. Yeah Yeah, I think he's malicious even Because he's seen it and he didn't show it but he can't not have edited that Without seeing it. Let's see the difference. Oh my god. You did it again. Oh fuck off Look look look everybody different things purposefully an action scene versus a scene where two characters discuss something like, okay Why did you dumb is he have the balls? Does he have the balls to show the scene where he beats the chair to that guy with a bowling pin? Probably not. We're gonna just it's gonna be the ice. I drink your milkshake. Let's give us a little bit We'll have to disagree, but I'd encourage you to expand your film palette and maybe Yeah We'll have to agree to disagree, but I'd encourage you to expand your film palette and maybe This is the revert you're just doing the reverse of what you're complaining about You're not opening your film palette to something that's maybe a tiny bit more bombastic than that is to your taste So how is this any different to what you're complaining about with people not appreciating the slower moments in the emotion Is decoration he's seen these films. It's just decorative emotion. It's not real emotion. Okay. This isn't car This isn't me saying one's better or worse by the way. I'm just saying one of them has more value Does he think he's helping He's so arrogant. Jesus Christ. It's I'm sorry. It's it's triggering me quite a bit. Like it is Yeah, it's like It's like I'm dismissing I'm he's like dismissing the arguments that people might have In in such a it's such a this it's such a condescending way like maybe next time when you talk to me Maybe peasant next time before you talk to me eat some more film Some other movie films Have you developed a more comprehensive palette of movies like shut up like Like I've seen breathless bro. Shut the fuck up like So it's so arrogant like I'm thinking in films man. I don't have to prove anything to this fucker like it's so I'm so mad It sounds like you never tell You're so mad you're so mad that when we were covering the little the rings video Yeah It's like Yeah, it's it's so many things the hypocrisy of it like like some I think he said or or beam like the the thing he's saying The he's not opening himself to other film palette experiences that might not be like It's not up to his spicy palette. Maybe it's a bit too spicy for him like You can Oh my god, like The only movies with action scenes I watch are the action scenes in martin's scorsese That is an either use of slow motion is the only cinematic action that I will I land in germany so I could read the original Bible and it's Just cold marvel shit Just call this shit Just say it's bad Exactly. I don't understand like not only does it have to be bad. It also has to be not the thing they love Like like it's not it's not the hobby thing they love Like I have no problem. It's calling the room shit, but I would call it for what it is a shitty film Yeah It's like I'm not gonna say it's not cinema. Are you piece of shit? Like The room would count under this criteria So it just said you guys are being genuinely malicious here, man. It's like he just said you've got to You've got to see more movies to understand by argument. It's like That he cut the parts that would make him shut the fuck up Like how how is anyone meant to learn from this like isn't the whole point of this is to you know Ultimately these are teaching tools to expand, you know, someone's point of view, but if you don't provide references You're not gonna convince anybody who wasn't like already convinced of what you're saying Oh, that's all this video is you're not gonna change any minds He just He just showed a bunch of clips Trying to say marvel action dumbo's It's gasezy thinky man good time He then after the after the clips were shown then followed up by saying Marvel have these two For the shit marvel has these two There's a lot of it. A lot of you guys are dumbo and you need to expand your palette if you want to accept Lovely long time. It's gasezy movie happy moment The thing that he said right the thing that he said like these are just dressings to move on to the next part of the movie That's what the other films also fucking do like like shut the fuck up. Like seriously, holy shit So this is the pin comment and it kind of addresses what we were just talking about Okay, so I know the number one criticism I'm going to receive is for comparing action scenes from marvel movies to dramatic moments from other movies Here's my justification as I say immediately after that section It's not that marvel doesn't have those kinds of moments is that those moments aren't the dramatic core for any of these That's because you and you're wrong He just reiterated exactly what he said He said You haven't shown me why one thing is a dramatic core in this movie And this is the dramatic core in another movie because I totally disagree that the character moments in marvel stuff isn't the dramatic core Everyone disagrees with that people always said like the thing they really like about the mcu back when it was not All ass was the the characters. They really like the characters. Yeah a great example Captain america if we were to have seen him fighting some red dude throughout their through You know those scenes completely out of context. We'd be like, okay, it's fun I guess but at the end when the ship's going down He just wants that dance and that's what we care about. Yeah So like without that dramatic without that dramatic, uh, you know character building and that relationship We want to see you know possibly spark into something and none of it really hits you But when he's like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to miss that dance. It's like, oh, man Really really hits you in the gut and without that it would just be meaningless action So I I completely disagree with his sentiment there. You even reminded me I always remember the fact that tomaley jones like notices what's happening and he leaves the room because Gonna let them talk as he dies sort of thing They have a moment. Yeah, it's it's really really sad and Yeah, if you take all this action out of context like like thomas has done it's like, yeah, it looks like mindless garbage But the the the characters and their relationships and their desires are what make it interesting and compelling So it's just really really uncharitable To back up as well fringes initial reaction there if you just said the exact same thing So when he says as I say immediately after this action, it's not the marvel don't have these moments It's that they're not the dramatic core all we say in responses So why did you have the clips that way when you only chose them that way? Like we're back to square one again It's like you didn't help anything when you just said that and then he was on to say for any of these cinema clips I could have chosen dozens of other similar moments from those films illustrated similar emotional exploration Any given marvel film might have one to three of those scenes and dozens and dozens of action clips It's not about whether or not the marvel films have such moments. It's about where the heart of each movie is That the heart is in the action scene Wait am I just saying about Iron Man? The whole thing about like proof that toadie stalk has a heart It's like what do you think the heart of that movie is? It's like extensions of the character stuff you fucking mom He's just asserted where the hearts of these things Without explaining it in any way. He's just made the assertion This is a wild Interpretation Guys can I Look at number two I'm being a little hyperbolic You are not hyperbolic You said that thing with the straight face There was nothing hyperbolic about your fucking statement Not hyperbolic I would say there's more worth I'm being a little hyperbolic intentionally to make my point The video is about feeling the contrast between the two I respect my audience to know it's not a one-to-one comparison It's not a one-to-one comparison He's so arrogant You are a less ingenious person Why make the video if you think your audience already knows what you're saying? Why is the argument for why is it not cinema? Where's the argument for why is it not cinema? Where's the argument for why is it not cinema? Where is it? We all know it as you see he just said we all know So he's just he expects the audience to kind of understand Yeah, like it's like meme just said What's the point in making the comparison If you don't need to be accurate Because people know what you mean If people know what you mean You don't even need to say anything That's it No comparisons You don't need to do that at all But why would you need to make erroneous comparisons Of two scenes that aren't like Because that's the problem It's like why need these to make my point It's like well Maybe you don't have a point If you need to compare two scenes that aren't the same You could You could scrub through the timeline of any of these Marvel movies at random And find more dramatic And character building moments Than he has He specifically picked nothing but action Nothing but action And comparing it to nothing but drama It's like it's not exaggeration It's like it's night and day It's really like It's like deliberate too soft a word Well the problem is it's like Go ahead Sorry So like I know that's technically not MCU But you know sort of the same Spirit's the same DCEU the Suicide Squad You know a couple scenes like the bus scene Or the scene where King sharks with the climax And the fish tank And like is that not comparable To what he's trying to draw From the scenes from movies That he's calling cinema here Yeah honestly somebody Somebody had a really good comment Yeah somebody had a really good comment In one of these videos where they said I couldn't imagine Martin Scorsese Actually sitting down for a Marvel movie And I'm like maybe that's the problem Maybe he just watches the trailers And it's like it's garbage Well he hasn't actually watched them Yeah Okay so that's probably the problem He said that he's tried to watch them Ah yes he's tried Yeah so he's tried and kind of I got a feeling like has he seen Guardians of the Galaxy for example And all the rich character moments locked within Like doubt it I don't know and I mean And also by the way I don't even agree with this idea That's like well Marvel movies only have one to three Of those scenes and dozens of action scenes It's like well I feel like if we weighed it up The scenes were just people talking to each other Versus the action scenes that the scenes Are people talking to each other Outnumber the action scenes Wait how many action scenes are in Iron Man Usually the amount of character discussions In that film there is a lot Yeah Iron Man has what Like three major Four I think three or four major Action set pieces There's the one where he skates the cave The first flight the Gomero terrorist one And then the final battle Yeah three Yeah and in the desert like all the stuff with Jensen Alone I don't think him flying Oh no Oh no he died again He flew away for certain You might randomly come back Saying the argument I like it when it brings him back and it plays the argument In like three times speed because it all comes through Yeah It's your mic Fringy Or you might just be gone I'll just take this moment to say Thanks for having me on the stream I gotta hop off here cause it's like 2am And I'll leave it there He's been flocks like Vox just hasn't slept Either so I guess he's not gonna come on He's helping you come on He's always a fun guest Yes we'll catch Around Nice I've been you as well See you guys later Bye bye Later Yeah he has a shit ton of Meaningful conversations with so many people in that movie Cause we would say like Jensen alone Like there's so many All the shit he says with Pepper All the stuff he says with Obadiah And then of course Rody There are a lot of character building scenes throughout the whole movie That don't have to have him shooting people with lasers Remember What like initiates him going To like that town And then like in the Iron Man suit And then like basically killing all the terrorists It's because he sees like the pictures What is it Christy It's a character building moment It's a character building moment That brings you to an action set piece I think that's what The MCU does a lot of the times Especially inside of like phase one Especially when he arrives He does this little superhero landing And then he like punches that dude And then for the second part of the building You liked that because it was a theme Talk ride though Yeah No I liked it because I liked it because we saw Kind of like the Almost like sort of the Climax of an arc Involving a guy going from being a self absorbed Arrogant playboy to He really cares about these people In this Middle Eastern village That are being victimized by terrorists That are using the weapons that he himself Made and now he's going to use his own Iron Man suit and he's going to fly over there And kick their asses himself I don't know I think there's more to it than just I like seeing guys get punched Into buildings Not to mention most of the conflict In that movie actually comes from Him basically trying to dissolve the weapons Like industry of his company That like changes everything against the board Against him like that's what makes Of most of the conflict It's him fighting himself It's him wrestling his previous Nature of destruction His retribution now He's trying to find a soul He's soulless, he's empty He drinks, he womanizes He doesn't think about The repercussions of his actions Selling his weaponry And then he's compromised And then when he comes back He's a person that has suddenly got this Realization of who he is And it's eating him up It's killing him I mean that's why we literally That creature is the heart It's the only thing that's keeping him going It's a great conflict of character And this should explain why people get frustrated When you say like Yeah but it's not like my movie where there's an emotional core It's like fuck off Some might say there's a literal heart In Iron Man I feel like it's just operating off Of a stigma of it's a superhero movie Yeah Iron One is one of the It's a great film Period Regardless of Where a man gets in a suit Yeah it's great cinema Yeah well said To offer outside of franchise Movies, the Marvel films do occasionally Go to some interesting places And I'm not denying they hit some emotional beats Very effectively But I don't show in this video essay Oh my god He's showing one right now right Yeah but he's like He's just missing it Like okay I'm gonna give you this one clip I'll give you some of these clips If you drew Like a life drawing that was really bad He's like it's not a life drawing Parts of it are kind of like a life drawing though Oh thanks In the entire Decade of the MCU Altogether has as much revelation And emotional risk From individual movies What are you even saying So the amount they managed to achieve I don't know The amount they managed to achieve across the MCU Up to Endgame apparently He's been showing clips of it In terms of emotional risk and like depth Is about as much as just one movie From the era he was referencing Do you wanna eat a bag of dicks I was gonna say like how do you I love how he says all this stuff while simultaneously being like Hey I'm not saying they're bad I'm just saying that you don't have as much depth I'm saying that you eat McDonald's For breakfast, lunch and dinner I'm just thinking about all of those movies If you combine all of those Quiet character moments together It's like surely that would outweigh at least one of them And it's like I think you could I think you'd even argue that some of the MCU Movies are better than what they've He's presented, an argument could be made At least There are several marvelous scenes Isn't that right guys Oh it's nice Why not why Why does the difference matter And why make the distinction at all Well Martin's point ultimately Is that as this new thing As these theme park films gain more And more popularity It's a film Just call it a fucking film It's a film right Shut up I'm stopping people from making the kinds of The proper cinema that you like No one, it's never going away Why doesn't he fund the fuck out of a whole Bunch of them then, just do that Yeah exactly I'm sure he's got a little Dragon pit where he's got lots of his Gold coins Little bit of gold coins There's a finite amount of Screens and showtimes In theaters And the more space Why theaters It has to be in theaters It has to be in theaters That's so stupid Well honestly the movies that he's Looking for and that he's talking about right now They still get made and they still get shown in theaters They just don't tend to draw in as big Of an audience because there isn't as big Of an audience out there but you just have to look for these Types of movies Which means that those things will often be relegated to just streaming services Or there'll be indie films that are only You know put together And shown the only way you could see him Is on a digital screen at home Or they have like a limited release You gotta watch him like a week after Which is weird because I wonder what YMS Would have to say about this classification Of cinema Oh yeah Space is taken by larger franchise Experiences the less room There is for the cinema that Scorsese Loves dearly I don't give a fuck what Scorsese Likes it's not This is not relevant What's his name again Almost I have something to say to you On the flight Mr. Flight Mr. Flight A lot of movies that a lot of people Like aren't necessarily what Marcus Scorsese likes That's it That's the tweet and that's going to be In cinemas because at the end of the day Movies need to make money if they want To be displayed that's it I'm just stuck back at like whoa But there's still really good stuff That's made Yeah exactly Does Joker count or no Is Joker a roller coaster That's bullshit or what Well I think the Joker thing might have been One of the things that set all this stuff off Or at least like fanned the flames after this Because I think it was 2019 that he Said the take right and then a lot of people Questioning Joker So after So it took a year From the debut of the father To the film festival To get to theaters I mean like how close Was that movie to not being cinema Hmm I think it originally had like a budget Like a box office of like a couple thousand Dollars just because so few people Saw it it wasn't until like later on That it like got more attention because Like they basically distributed it Like COVID kind of killed it And is it not an adaptation Of a theatrical play Which by definition is not cinema So where do we draw the line There are adaptation cinema Like it doesn't have to be Completely Um wholly made Cinema because that I don't know the The problem with semantics right Like this is the problem with trying to Narrow it down to these narrow Fucking definitions rather than talking about You know what the thing Actually is on its own narrative Well someone just said at least he's being honest now And just saying Well in fairness he's not got a lot of Experience in writing Rex Does he not? Well that's fair enough So he got at least At least he's being honest Now it's just what Scorsese likes Versus what he doesn't like It's like what the fuck was the point Of the rest of it god damn it That's not a good standard I don't know what it is Scorsese loves dearly Great artistic films Aren't going to stop existing You see that shit man He just described them as great Artistic films Films, yeah Dude do not realize that's really lame To fucking say that Hey James Gunn you're not making great I'm sorry you're just not It's like okay Fine Sorry Not in likes therefore it's not great art It's like fuck off Obviously Martin didn't say that By the way it was this guy This video sucks by the way This video does suck Still being made But those films are increasingly Getting pushed onto online platforms And the opportunities to see What's wrong with that I'm going to be honest with you guys You're like intimate movies You're getting pushed onto online platforms There's actually potential to a larger audience Okay I don't get that You know the father for example Sucks that you won't be able to see that In the theatre I don't know that I needed to see that in the theatre That's something that Often times in the theatre experience I do associate it with more of a bombastic thing Where it takes advantage of the huge Sound and screen If it's like a story between two guys locked In a room for example and they're talking I don't know that I need to go to the theatre for that I feel like the blockbuster cares A lot more about what the cinema has to offer But yeah I think that's Really offensive to someone like Scorsese if I said that I'd be like I'm sorry With my screen at home I feel like it's me in the movie Whereas if I'm doing like a big old Theme park I'm with a whole bunch of other people going As it goes up and down I mean I'm getting a little confused about all of this I just don't really understand it Like the appeal of Films of that kind of nature In the cinema as opposed to Blockbuster given what the cinema is And why people tend to go there I don't know It doesn't make sense to me The atmosphere at a theatre Is diminishing Many will have to see Scorsese's Latest film The Irishman at home On Netflix instead of in theatres Oh no Oh the horror They'll have to see it on a different Kind of screen No I'm sure they'll be okay I feel like if your film can only Be appreciated fully in a theatre It's like man That sucks because it's not going to be in theatres forever And a lot of people aren't going to be able to see it regardless of streaming services It's like Maybe it should work in both environments Like well I don't know Hey Mola what if someone Put on their VR headset In the VR headset And watches it there Check me out I want to know what Scorsese has to say about that It would be great A full simulation of a theatre That it has everything Like it's that good It doesn't count you know And then what about if you sit in the theatre With the VR set and so you can't Appreciate the theatre's ambience But you're actually there What is this strange Nazi technology That is a little terrifying Because of how hard it is showing Each year it becomes increasingly Difficult for me to see the films Increasingly difficult to see Parasite Increasingly easy Why is it so easy Yeah You fucking lying little twat This is Parasite Parasite was everywhere Everyone saw Parasite Come on He's not a clown He's a fucking circus this guy Fucking circus I love that Interested in seeing my local theatre And every year those same theatres It's harder for you to see a film like Parasite at your local theatre Than it is to catch it online Where it's much easier for you And if you can't find it You just have to look around You have to find another film On the inside as we discovered in Falcon What is it about What is it about the theatre That he likes and has such an attachment to That's what I want to know He can touch himself Guys I hate going to theatre sometimes Man I fucking hate it I fucking hated watching Endgame Because there were like people that cried And like I'm in a fucking Philippine cinema And people are going Holy shit guys Stone it out a bit Were you the one that told me about this Like someone went to go And see Shang-Chi again Because they wanted to hear the after-credits Scene dialogue and everybody was clapping too loud That was the thing I read on Reddit Where somebody said they couldn't hear anything Because everybody was cheering so much They were clapping for Shang-Chi No no no no no no It's this scene They're clapping for what's next Because it's always what's next It's so funny to say that Because we can talk about the issues with Marvel Like one of the big issues being that it's always about the next thing It's never about this particular thing You're always there like oh Abomination Hillshop and like the next thing Oh who shows up in the post-credits scenes To set up the next thing And then the TV shows you're waiting for the post-credits scenes And you're like oh the next movie is going to lead So the next movie then the movie leads into another movie And then the crossover And it's like that's something I hate about Just sort of zeitgeist surrounding Marvel films Can we talk about that Instead of just saying that it's not cinema How about just talking about the fact that it's not very Particularly good Yeah this is the thing I agree that it's bad It's just I disagree that it's not a film It's a film That's it That's my whole problem with You don't even have to use those terms anymore This guy's been throwing out all kinds of things It's not artistic, it doesn't have a heart at the core It's not shown in theaters Also Moller He also says near the end of his fucking essay These Theater trailer park movies Or these theme park films He admits it's a film But the essay is about Supposedly agreeing With Martin Scorsese's point That these things aren't even movies I think the weird thing we might be looking for is It's not sophisticated, right? That's what he wants It's like the movies aren't sophisticated It's like I want to keep The rabble away from what real cinema is Let me eat my steak Well you could have your burger I need to be above The kind of folk Yeah And this focus on like Oh I don't want to watch my movies on streaming I don't want cinema to shift To streaming or whatever Think about all these Indie projects and stuff that don't often get theatrical releases And I'm just thinking like You do know that streaming is allowing More filmmakers to get their work Seen because cinema is a Because fucking streaming is a much more convenient way To get your thing out there There's not as much thought having to be put into The cost of distribution and All of this like you can just sell your film To a distribution platform And they'll put it on there They'll do a marketing campaign for it Will be there alongside the big boys Like this elitism is not being thought through And I would dare say It can be actively damaging To the very thing they're trying to promote Exactly exactly And what about the guy who's like Marty I'm watching it on my ultra wide You know 4K monitor I have like surround sound built into my desk And surroundings, the headset that's like Going to provide all the necessary blah blah blah Lights are off, the chair is hyper comfortable I have like the full screen in view And it's just like trust me Like if they told him it's like this I experienced taxi driver this way It's like what do we do now? Like what's going to happen now? Oh shit Yeah the experience of watching a movie Is almost always better when I'm at home Watching it on my computer I was going to say I can force to take a piss There's a lot of benefits to not watching it In the theater and I appreciate That the theater is a particular experience But I'm just saying like why do we keep pretending Like it just beats out any other experience All the time Like I remember My cousin getting into a fight with some guy In the theater Because he was so noisy And commenting about what's happening in the movie And my cousin just went Sir can you please be quiet And then they got mad The theater experience is not this holy grail Okay They started doing it recently Before the pandemic hit But like bringing in hot food And then like Some people would have pizza And some people would bring in like A hot salsary dip And you just smell it all and you're just like This is just annoying Why is this happening? Oh no see I think Eating food like that At home Is easier and more convenient also And you're not annoying people with your smells All over the place You combo up all those things And then just the obvious Little bipping people with their phones And you're just like People with your phones I hate those fuckers Yeah hot food like the smell of it travels Faster again. Is this something to that It feels that way Also the eternally fucking Kid behind my seat Kicking my seat And I have to turn on how to say Kid stop it Stop whatever the fuck you're doing Stop kicking my fucking seat That's a great thing to preserve Shut up And some of the seats you can get Man do they fuck with your perception of the screen Yeah I mean cinemas are great If they evolve cinemas but they're not Evolving cinemas They're just the same as they are Cinemas now should be way more sophisticated Way more Much better eating, much better room Much better legroom, much better quality Tum do I have a revelation guys Because the films he likes Have no audience Yeah What a great movie Look at the thematic themes of the movie And they're going like that No one's in your fucking movie bro No one's in your fear You're enjoying the theater go experience Because there's barely anyone in your fucking movie Yeah he sits in the center I just got feedback on my fucking headphones Sorry bro sorry I'm away from the mic now This is I'm heated I know I can't realize that This guy is like I was in a film club in college And we like all types of movies And this guy is just a fucking arrogant piece of shit Like oh my god Yeah he's just He's not arrogant He's just a liar He's constructed a video which is just Totally disingenuous He's lied in the fucking video He then tries to make an argument Where he lies about foreign cinema This guy's a fucking clown Yeah I called this He's a clown and he knows he's a fucking clown He has effort content Somebody send me his address I'll send him three juggling balls for fucking Christmas Oh that's nice Yeah I think that's quite nice Theatres are filled with more and more Reboots, remakes and Franchise films that are And who spells that? The thing is A remake Gotta be careful when you say this stuff It's bad if it's a remake, a reboot or a franchise The thing is a remake The original Wizard of Oz Is a remake of a black and white film The thing is a remake of an adaptation To make it worse Yeah The iteration-y stuff I know where you're coming from You're being specific enough You're accidentally shooting at many targets That we all agree are really good Stop it, you gotta be more specific You get it right I know many people have this sentiment right now I don't even know what this is I know But You still do have to see this stuff And then break it down as to what the problem is Instead of simply going It's a superhero franchise movie Therefore it's going to be bad It's not cinema Not cool bro Personally not very excited about One of the greatest living directors Is speaking up for a portion of his art form That he loves That he sees Speaking up for it Do you understand the reputation of the films he's been referencing have They are like You can't criticize them People get upset They're very cold and in people's eyes Yeah they're very well respected They're like the Oscar contenders That are always recognized at the end of the year And people say they're the best of that year And whenever they're brought up If anyone has a bad thing to say about it Everyone's like whoa Careful I'm pretty sure these movies don't need your help We gotta stand up for these films These films are beloved As disappeared Gentle and nuanced criticism Gentle and nuanced Gentle and nuanced Gentle and nuanced It is the opposite of what I was describing It's It's not nuanced it's fucking vague It's a muddy swamp of vague And then it's like how gentle is it It's pissed everyone off or at least a lot of people And then you say like you shouldn't be pissed off I'm just saying you have less emotional depth That's all What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean in the CNN Mostly peaceful protests Like shut the fuck up Holy shit Mostly peaceful Shut up I'm so mad right now Holy shit Fucking remove your own ribs So you can finally suck yourself off Not on the internet Creating huge corporate box office Hits raking in billions of dollars And dominating the theatrical market The Marvel movies that people love Are not going to disappear Or diminish in value if Martin Scorsese Says they're not cinema Yeah but what he said is retarded That's the point Obviously like people It's annoying when people say things That are like wrong And it doesn't matter Whether or not it's going to be impactful It's just frustrating And think about The film maker who made James Gunn It's like oh man I really looked up to you And you think I'm like I'm making just worthless shit It's like man Blockbusters aren't new These types of movies have existed Like from the beginning They've always been big movies That have bigger budgets Or more focus on action So it's not like the Marvel movies are taking over They're going to destroy art They're going to destroy cinema It'll be fine dude I also do think It's not going to last forever Marvel's current hold I think it's going down to draining As we speak I think Covid's definitely helped Destroying it I don't know why Man everybody's so confident About that But like I don't know Maybe I mean I don't think so We can hope People like It's an absolute triumph Is it Shang-Chi Or is it Shang-Chi It's written Shang-Chi It's written Shang-Chi It's written Shang-Chi It's Shang-Chi It's written Shang-Chi But it's pronounced Shang-Chi Shang-Chi, yeah And it's an absolute triumph Yeah I'm looking forward to everyone talking about greatest Guys don't you know Shang-Chi is the first movie That has an Asian hero in it Ever Ever, ever, ever Do you mean to tell me that Jackie Chan Is playing Asian villains this whole time No Jackie Chan's Yeah Are we to say that Every Japanese film Is about villains now Totally Because the cinematic masterpieces That's why No guys, those aren't films Easy I'll tell Carol how of that I'll tell Carol how Because this guy says so Gear or diminishing value Jackie Chan Jackie Chan Jackie Chan He says they're not cinema And the Disney corporation Does not need you to defend them Or their product from You need to defend them You piece of filth Oh my god And as we established Like just because it's not going to cause them to disappear It does cause them to maybe subconsciously think Okay we don't need to put as much effort into these anyway Because people are just going to call this trash no matter what When you lower the bar to such a ridiculous A degree When you are going to just call it trash no matter what Again, nobody is going to put fucking effort into these films And we're going to get trash It's kind of this self-fulfilling prophecy thing When you do shit like this Yeah, arguably like They work real hard And it gets to say results Why did we work real hard again Let's just do the formula thing We're getting money And even if Disney is scum Which they are, they can still make great movies They can Movies great, movies great That's how it is That's how it is I mean they've been around for a long time This exciting scene of him looking at that fizzy drink Wow, this is cinema right here guys There's a lot going on character wise Okay there's no bullets flying There's no lasers This is character, you're being naughty, that's what you're being. What is their character, Lasers? Okay, those are okay too, I'll put that in the okay part. Okay, okay. Yeah. Cinema, or at least the kind of cinema that captured the heart and mind of Martin Scorsese. Ultra close-up means cinema. Oh my God. It captured the heart of Martin Scorsese. I have never heard someone say so little in all of my life. Man, that's some fin mongering right there. There's no way that we're gonna lose these types of films. Of course there's always gonna be all types of films because there is still a demand for the types of films that Martin Scorsese likes. I mean, a lot of them are great films, like the people are receptive to good content ultimately, like good movies. Yeah, and you'll have a new guy who wakes up one, gets born, looks at these movies, like I wanna make one of these. I don't really care about the Marvel stuff. And then he does. Exactly, it's not. Do you have a feeling of like, you know, let nature run its course? In a way? Like, if you go like, I hate that nobody likes these movies anymore. And you're literally down to like one person. It's like, I mean, that's just the way the wind's blowing, I guess. Sorry. For us, we try and push back and explain what's wrong. For them, I'd just be like, guys, you just gotta hope that more and more of the people who like your stuff come and start making it, I guess. I'm like, this video was not well thought out. It has to be one of the most condescending videos that I've ever seen. It really is the perfect companion for me to discuss these quotes, man. I know everything. You should listen to me. Expander the palette. Yeah, that was the quote, man. I am his defender and I am also an authority on these things. Watch more movies, just believe me. I'm not gonna actually make an argument, but just believe me. That's the thing. Also, I can't believe he's going to diminish like a child who could be the next Martin Scorsese that was inspired by a Marvel movie. That could happen. That could happen. Yeah, it could, yeah. And he's just going, the films of Martin Scorsese that he loved while he was growing up, like, oh, come on, it's so arrogant. I'm just thinking- What if he liked all those films, serials from like the 30s and 40s, like those would be the equivalent of the Marvel films of those areas that we're saying that. There has been shitty films forever. I'm sorry. Maybe if you want to argue it's more caked than ever right now in terms of the bad. The funny part to me is like, explain your argument to me. I want to know, how do you break it down? Because we do it all the fucking time, right? We're like, the whole cause and effect thing. Everything falls apart from all these movies and particularly in phase four where in a dire circumstance it's destroying everything they've built. We go over all that stuff and we're just like, we want you to do other things. We know you probably won't. Like that's our conclusion. Meanwhile, he's just like, well, you know what? You guys can carry on. But it ain't cinema. Like, okay. Yeah exactly, he doesn't explain anything. Oh my God, you're right. Not constructive at all. No one is gonna get any value from this. There's no one, like, how is anyone going to, like, what if, dare I say, what if someone really likes the genre of superheroes or speculative fiction, but they just don't like the sludgy direction it's going in? Like, is he gonna consider that maybe, you know, you can create meaningful, like, dare I say, scorsese-like films with characters that happened to dress in bright colorful costumes or something like that? I don't get this man beyond he doesn't like things that aren't released in cinemas. He doesn't like action scenes. He doesn't think character moments are meaningful if there is action. And I'm utterly bewildered by everything in this video. And it's only 10 minutes long. Well, yeah, there we go. We've officially covered this topic now, okay? So when people in future tell us, you guys have misunderstood Scorsese's comments completely. I'd be like, no one understands his comments. I'm sorry. No, we covered a lot of people who do. Yes. Hopefully we set them on the right path. So I'm happy to say it. I'm more than happy to say, until he makes more comments about how things he doesn't like don't count as movies, I'll, we'll just, we'll close the book on that one. It's done and dusted. He said a dumb thing. Pretty throw. Pretty dumb. Pretty fucking dumb. He still makes good films, though. No, absolutely. I like Scorsese's films. I've got a shit ton of respect for that, man. He makes some great stuff. If Scorsese just said, I don't like superhero films, they're not for me. Yeah. I find them very disposable. Fine. No problem that's your prerogative. It's the way he tried to remove it from cinema. No, you can't do that. No, you don't have the right to do that just because they don't fit with your remit of what you like. And then when you get a sick of fans like this pillar here, who comes along and is like, no, I don't got a bit of Scorsese, man. And then just goes and tries to put together an argument which was fucking embarrassing because that video was an embarrassment. Featured things which he absolutely knew weren't comparative. Then said, well, actually there are comparisons, but I don't agree with them. Then lied about international cinema. Then just said things which I don't even know what point he was trying to make. He was just words souping. Ah, fuck off, mate. Well, you know what? I'm gonna make you especially ask, feel better, but we'll check out some different videos for a little bit. Some might just call them meme videos. I'm very grateful. I just kept having them. Hey. Check out some meme videos. Here we go. I just kept having busty Asian dreams. It was great. That's awesome. Way better than what I was dreaming about. I was dreaming about asteroids destroying the Earth. Oh, no. I fucking knew it. I had a movie dream. I'm jealous. Oh, there was ambient sounds of spookiness. I don't know what the drink was, but I was holding something. You hold in the cup and it breaks off at the handle, but the cup doesn't fall because you're in a spooky mansion with ghosts or whatever. Wow, my hand just got really light. And then you look at it and this is what happened. I was looking at it and I was like, what the? And I looked around and I was like, everything was dark. And then a hand appeared holding it and I looked up and there was like a spooky ghost. And I was like, whoa, someone else happened. I can't remember. I was like, oh, that could be a good movie actually. I can just see the reviews coming through. Sham horror film tries to scare people with coffee. You know what? I feel like it's an untapped spooky market. That's great. Good time. Good times. That puts a smile on my face. That does. Yeah. That puts a smile on my avatar, which I'm using for this stream. They knew to use the right ghost imagery there. They did indeed. Let's try another one. Let's try this one. It's the only one I've seen. I've not seen any more. Oh my God. Oh, no. Perhaps it's what is our experience there. That's something that I say. This is quiet. Just like I got to turn this way up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, we can put it back again. I've got a volume booster and I've never put it on full. It is currently on full. It's just like, yeah, I got it on. You better remember that I'm comfortable for the next one. It's going to be quiet. If everyone's got their respective abilities to be able to hear this, hopefully we can continue. Yes, I think I do now. This should work. Oh, I'm in cognitive. Well, rip me black. Sorry. That's something that I say when I go to Waffle House and they're putting syrup on my pancakes and they say, is that enough? And I say, name more. Name more and more and more and and more and then it's just syrup. Everywhere it floods all over the plate and it goes all over the table and it starts to drool down the size of the table under my lap, under the person across from me and it seeps down to the floor and she's pouring and pouring and pouring and I haven't said I'm done yet and then the syrup just spills out. It goes further and further and it hits the back wall and it starts filling up the kitchen then it clogs up all the drains and she's still pouring. She's still pouring all that syrup and I'm just watching, waiting because I'm not satisfied yet. She's pouring syrup slowly but surely. It gets higher and higher and higher and after a few. Not gonna lie, this is pretty weird. She's pouring that syrup and pouring and pouring. Oh my good God. Oh no. It gets even higher and it starts to fill up. Bring me the penis. The whole Waffle House. And it gets to the door and you can't open the door anymore because of all the syrup. It gets too thick and you're trapped inside and she's still pouring. And then by the time. This is cinema. Maybe he's waiting to be cut off. This is higher is what this is. Everyone is just soaked in this sticky and they're gonna have ants but that's all right. Cause. Ants, that was cinema. You know, but then I'll call it. You know what? I would like to check out the syrup cinematic universe. Yeah. Yeah. I would say so. I was really kidding a lot to watch myself throughout that. I feel there's a lot of characterization to be done that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see what it is. None tap market. Oh, you know what? This is not a classic right here. It's the maple cinematic universe. Also, tenure volume is back down now I think. This is a warning. Oh yeah, that's right. Would you fight a horse-sized dog? Oh my God. I can't believe that's the question. Is the concept serious like when I drink out of it or would I get in there? Cause like I wasn't on board with this fight. I was like, what? I don't want to fight this thing. It's an innocent creature. Okay. You're out for a nice stroll on the long man forest. Oh. And you're just minding your own business, picking some member berries. When a horse-sized duck No. You in the clearing and it starts to charge you. Well, so first thing I want to do is probably try and get away from it. Yeah. I don't know if I can take this thing on. I don't know. What's the lethality of a duck? I don't think ducks are very lethal. But like at that size, you wouldn't think a lot of things are lethal until they get all big and stuff. What if the duck breaks into your house? Cause they want it to run. Oh my God. The duck skin. I don't know. See in that case. Breaking windows. The duck, please. After that, we're going to do the squad neck. I'm assuming the duck is still in the house cause it's going to have trouble getting around. And now he's going to break in, steal your bread and he's going to break out and then you're never going to see your bread again. Runs in, grabs the TV, rubs out. The duck is not the TV. It wants the bread. I don't know. The duck is not the TV. I don't know what the TV wants the bread. They don't eat what proper foods they should. Oh shit, listen. Wait, wait, wait. The stew's duck is black. The duck is still in the house because it's going to have trouble getting around. Now he's going to break in, steal your bread and he's going to break out and then you're never going to see your bread again. Runs in, grabs the TV, runs out. I know. The duck doesn't want the TV. It wants the bread. I don't know. If I'm forced to fight it like for whatever reason maybe it's it's got my family at gun point it's like strange conversations happen you know they just do I feel again in my heart yeah I like wait actually Mueller and company I have to jump I have to drop off now is I still have work for tomorrow and I have to prepare for that I hope we didn't hit you too much you didn't hurt me guys the video hurt villain of the piece of the video very well thanks for joining us and thanks for having me guys it was fun to rag on a really bad video as we usually do on you that weekend it's always good to be here my guy it thank you for having me for one city 150 more episodes that's right on 300 hell yeah oh well hmm you know I'm tempted for this one this one amused me rags you'll remember this very well he's struggling he's struggling lots everyone could yeah you had a fire sword at one point because a kid gave him it that's neat I bet a number of mid yet could kick Loki's ass one the time about the fire sword say that one more time the one thing he does have is the fire sword but that's when a kid gave him Taran so Taran is the the protagonist based on the predain Chronicles by someone whose name I what the fuck but in the books I think Dernwynn was the name of the the fire sword and in the books what what the fuck see books that I read as a kid growing up Dernwynn was insanely dangerous and that was interesting as a kid to hear about a fire sword that wasn't just a cool incredible weapon but it was so dead no obviously I had no idea what was happening it's and I really did have just a so bite moment so powerful that you had to you know resist the urge to use it and you couldn't just whip that out and have it solve all your problems and that was one of my first introductions to that kind of magical potent item that it was just that deadly and it was about discretion a lot of the times when you used it and super different from back no yeah I remember liking those don't come back or as young adult fantasy novels go it's pretty nifty I like that actually having a stroke I think you heard something very different than what I said maybe that plane chat I'm sorry this old man was reminiscing what was the what so someone too much had the Loki could probably be beaten up by like anybody and I said yeah probably all he has at the fire sword that a kid gave him you said some other things I agree I agree I think you're great we were like nine hours into streaming so I'll do the hat one was it a cat I can't remember it's hard to get the red background that's the regular effect logo right we haven't done a devoted super chat catch up in a while but we were at the end of a stream doing that yeah right oh this would make sense to check out the um where am I going I was gonna try and find the intro ones where are you you precious uh have you I have you now what welcome to my youtube video on how to kill a big daddy okay so normally they grab so I've got two like explosives and you trust us build my the sun in sky got a armor piercing rounds really what is somebody else's footage of take it no so I was streaming I was just making it I think so was asking me about like I don't know what youtube videos I watched or whatever or did I go on to the topic of like guide videos back in the day on youtube you know when like those were those were coming in unlike there's so many videos but like a lot of the commentators on it were really cringe worthy I probably was well because like the the problem you like no no no shades would even be like this they lack confidence completely and then everything that they have planned to show you a guide goes wrong and they're like oh no no no this this wasn't okay we're kind of no second take no second take just go with it and uh play creations I had a bit at that what you need to do is like you got a armor piercing rounds are really what you need and uh like your bucks and oh my oh jeez oh god I'm running out of time here here we go oh god it's all going on I'm just gonna shoot it oh god he's angry throws things actually you gotta avoid it now that's what I saw in a conflict there we go thank you for watching please subscribe it's gonna say it's it's worth pointing out that last bit at the end there he uh the like because the little sister says something I'm just gonna say oh there you go dude that's the arrow with the circle is perfect thank you for watching please subscribe I even have a video I even have a guide video on my channel uh from uh uh Watch Dogs 2 and I I had to do it I had to do the arrow in the circle gimmick well and it and it worked it worked I gotta I got like you know uh what did I get on it I got like here it is the san paolo one what do we rack up with you 250 000 views well you need to make sure arrow in a circle dude arrow in a circle yeah that's the way make sure to photoshop the time stone in in there as well and someone's gonna shop everything in so with the uh the punchline here all right well I'll just play it get the photograph it's just yeah you know nerdler nerdler makes great videos was it was that cinema that was oh yeah silly that was high that was high high high class cinema as well and yet I'm not sure how many of you guys were able to see it but this was the second video in the intro this is e-fap-a-may all these lyrics by the way they'd be reading out high tops comment you get this on iTunes all the chip by this is amazing oh yeah gorgeous it's tradition like the way the piano vibrates are used did you hit those low notes to elicit jessica raggett it's out to make something that gets called subscribe to rainbow soap is believably telling me that was fantastic right yeah it's beautiful really good song wow top fucking notch bopper um yeah so that's called e-fap song I don't believe in bad is by rainbow soap it was made a whole bunch of fantastic e-fap stuff yeah he did the oh yeah earlier on and yeah um this was made like a month ago and I was like I have to save this the anniversary how could I not yeah you I was right out for a tinkle I will be right back okay yeah it's fucking pretty pretty damn cool very impressed excellent stuff top of the notches and man does it look like it would be really cool when it's not just like as a show or something these who what are these characters up to and this paul longman who's decided you know he doesn't believe in bad anymore and the critics don't make things that are meant to be called bad by people on youtube it was a very insightful call that was back when we did the falcon with the soldiers stuff you guys remember yeah man like high top in between a frame of his video had this huge paragraph about how he's like he's really sad that people are mean to things because it's like everyone's trying to make stuff leave him alone why'd you gotta be so mean and he doesn't believe in bad that must be wow wow wow yeah so what else we got he may be man here's the central character okay and that's the core thing that they've ripped out in this piece of garbage where it's the show that tealers the worst it was great i would use a stronger word how's it just you know if they're just hanging out in the grass and the produce milk they'd leave you like when people say you know you you're a pig like damn yeah that's another one it's like pigs are really intelligent animals they uh they're very friendly and sociable they fall around but you know what maybe you'd be like you know what yeah fine call me a pig i like boys i'm on a dog it's like wow thanks for the compromise yeah the shitty flute will never get especially with my heart will go on just where is it oh i i remember this very well oh another fantastic moment you have history oh friday night tights history no real bbc history as they're pro known yeah yeah do you want to try to do that like ir l in front of other people you're like oh ask it over there well you do that like in in our family we do it as a joke go feed it to our kids we that's how we refer our kids is it you know because they're just little smelly beasts you'll notice something about the other kin people right they'll be like i am a wolf i am a dragon you never come across someone going i'm slug kin well you did have the deer the twitch deer remember that idea i still think when did they get the non-preferable animals like i'm ratkin could you have chosen something else like i don't choose it okay wait till china or russia invades america and these people are trying to tell the soldiers what they are i mean i knew someone um in university who wanted to go by the the name wolf but not as like a nickname she felt that she was that she would wear the ears she had the little tail and um during lunch times she would go into the the woods and like it was and so when we did like stop the castle god when it was there to the teacher you know just just that she was like wolf and then they would be like okay um yeah she would go on all fours everyone's for a while and uh yeah and i remember thinking like this isn't going to catch on right true story by the way yeah furries are disgusting i don't know well i think she was other kin i think i don't know if this is there a different there is a significant difference right i think she was taken a furry is a person pretending to be an animal and another kin is an animal pretending to be a person right or something i don't know what about a retard pretending to be an animal i feel like a furry is like self-aware enough that they have like a fursona in something but i think another kin is actually totally convinced that they really are that thing oh that's that's nice i guess depressing hello there ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a very special episode of e-fap gonna be honest that didn't expect this to actually happen but it has i am joined tonight by a very special guest hassan piker hassan how are you my friend oh i okay then hassan has already left the chair and i'm sitting here by myself talking to myself um i believe i already given you a chance to use a restroom before we started but there we are i suppose we'll just wait and wait and wait i suppose i could use this time to cover the backlog of superchats that i've had and claimed money all right first superchat of the day uh 20 dollars from raw oh oh dear i'm not quite certain youtube's gonna allow me to read this okay i'm back awesome you're back i was just introducing you before you left what do you want me to do man like i need to go like you have just like fucking die die how could you possibly die from taking a you know what doesn't matter you're here now at my invitation let's begin dude you're like taking forever man this is what surprises me the most about you youtubers is that you guys are so ungrateful for the content that i create and provide to you like you should be thanking me mauler for you know all the views that you're getting let's just be clear you efap only exists because you covered me wow time travel this is actually happening i'm not dreaming okay that was a lot to unpack but i'm going to counter most of what you said with my own critical incision now when you covered one of jay's videos and refused to give him credit for it that is where we had an issue or forget enemy now i had an issue now i'm going to assume that you understand the basics of transformative video analysis as well as the finer points of individual critique and the nuances that can be found therein with respect to personal experiences and influences now reflecting on this what does any of this mean to you what's the first thing that comes up in your head it feels oh touching a collected thing oh poor brain status locked love the idea that his brain is just shriveling up from lack of use do you need me to repeat my whatever man mom where's my attendees that about sums it up him wearing the chef's hat as a lie yeah i thought it was a chef's hat and then where does his hair really feel bad for the neglected brain yeah because it it does feel like him and his brain are just two different entities and characters that they're not like most people you're like oh yeah the brain that that's like that person but with his son i feel like it's just it's interesting within within a few seconds this video got me to feel very sad for his son piker's brain which i never expected to yeah sorry for this is this is art it is you might even say it's yeah someone posted him up on twitter tonight he did um some sort of promotional piece which i really want to find cuz real estate um no for something like uh ironically enough something about like the mediocrity of today's uh culture and this is coming from a man that steals content for his streams so i i need to try and find it because um here it is i found it i got it i got it uh can i post you a link in the discord if you want to put it if you want to you don't have to well uh yeah post i'm curious what is it what are we what it's uh it's it's it's his son piker talking about mediocrity culture or some shit because he's like on that subject mediocrity down with the kids he's got his finger on the pulse he knows the one the one what the fuck oh god what is the editing on this jesus uh also i don't know if it's copyright or whatever so being i don't know against all of twitter so yeah you can get away with a lot on twitter from when i get but it's like we define some over edited jesus christ my brain is melting progress we've seen is the battle against intellectual thought the battle against intellectual thought okay i'm but i'm gone thanks so son you're always as insightful as i remembered um um i think i got a perfect one non-controversial entirely okay here we go yay again it gets updates about his modern day nazi's you're still like really this is what i'm trying to conquer europe and i was there i was gassing furries at the holiday the secretary is like they're killing furries and it looks like the fuck is a furry i mean the spirit is there but uh it's just disappointing you know i work so hard you get an effort effort exactly they remind me of uh what the fuck was his dog's name i'm a big lover of animals there's many of you know not much to use but i do fucking love animals quite a bit hitler would be really upset that they're killing furries because they're like no no you're sending them down here with me stop this thing satan he's like have you seen all these furries and satan's like you know this is hell right i appreciate lola bunny in there oh yeah uh oh yeah and what's that rock sound from a goofy movie that's friday night that's friday night time isn't it it is it was rather yeah got a whole selection of things that happened all over um so this one's a little bit more cerebral abstract you might even say you're not gonna get it at first but then you will this is cinema oh it's it's so good name jinx here we go oh yeah it'll all make sense i've read all your comments every single one and it's a damn shame gotta end the game and the only one who blames me is so lame oh my goodness he's look at him he's so into it we have found a way to make content forever everyone oh my god yeah this is it yeah it works it truly works this we are inside the orabras yeah the content orabras oh my god it's like oh no ben what are you doing i think he's struggling to understand it himself but i think he gets it oh i'm having to squint to see the original video now just the day after i shaved as well come on man oh my god it's gone what is happening what is happening gonna be like a beautiful patchwork painting smash brothers yes oh my god that was brilliant very very fun excellent excellent use in your channel it's like it's a one-stop shop why bother going to my channel to watch that video when you can just watch that and your reaction so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna start reacting to your videos but i'll just show your videos in their entirety that way it's like a one-stop shop people don't even have to go to your channel they can just go to mine for your videos and then my reaction sound good it's such a wonderful bin and it like it killed that era but it's fucking bad yeah oh yeah now the twitch is around yeah absolutely i don't know now the only fans is closing twitter twitch might get a second or third wave of birth we're in some horse mass and licking some asmr devices as you do a little gravy baby oh oh no oh god no not before okay skip skip that no tell it go on tell it go ahead i've been working on this for a while now let me pull out my notes oh no it was around this time i realized christian decided that he was a woman i began researching this part of his life he was intrigued by trolls into going to a walmart in a skirt in twerking into a camera while having a pony painted on his ass cheek the next video i did watch christian have vigorous sex with the rubber doll oh no before he was completely winded i don't want to live on this planet anymore that has been yeah this is the thing there's never been more exposure of a christian story at everyone just getting freaked out over and over again finding out all of the stuff like you know what's what's he was always one that i avoided i always avoided that that christian stuff and he was bad and then after years and years now it's all here i was i was on vacation at at myrtle beach uh i think it was like my last day at the beach when i got the news i have very nice pleasant relaxing vacation and then i get a dm from wolf and we watch the gino christian documentary together and he says and this is mind you wild wolf has like just gone on a hiatus from social media and whatnot and a few days after telling me that he's gonna just get off the internet for a while he tells me well christian has done something so bad that even even i found out about it during this whole thing um because i guess his google searches have been related to christian and so it was just trending on google for him and that's how i found out about this whole shit oh yeah it it got around didn't didn't like tucker call some covered as well yes i believe he referred to christian as if that's actually his name as if chan is his last name these people won't know they don't know what the fuck's going on like his boomer coverage of christian um yeah it's it's it's been a ride one could say i think um but uh there's still we've we still got a selection i'm i think this one it's really again it's hard not to call all of these just artworks but um okay no this this one's this one's something oh my well dick splash man you can buy the hand oh oh people have been asking what does metal do and he's not streaming according to my garlic phone contemplating suicide look there's some right there in the corner wait a minute is it going to be a duck it's a dick splash splash man suit i guess oh my god he's so powerful he makes the punch sound even when he's not punching yeah and you know free he's able to take it look at him he's he's all right my good beak is even bending good lord he's got some plot armor jesus christ oh no yum oh yum come i am still so impressed with how come yum has remained around i'm glad human intercourse made it as well yeah human intercourse is lasted yeah for reference as we covered a video about stasha troopers we're so referred to sex as human intercourse well we thank you technically is this is one of those bizarre fucking you get oh Theo you didn't want to interrupt the going you literally could have just said it then that was the perfect time yeah that was it yeah that was the time now i'm at the end of the line again wow god intended well goodbye theo it was fun having you oh hey you guys you guys have a missed randy the goblin oh i remember randy the goblin okay okay so we got a rezi eight fine balls i hope you push it dumpster to escape the world all the pressure i'm very impressed with the tracking it's amazing very good it's a real quick beam but holy fuck would it take it a while wow a lot of effort yeah good job i'm gonna play a little bit that was really impressive okay so we gotta find balls hi i'm randy the god the goblin i hope you push it dumpster to escape the world all the pressure i wish to sell it that bad that's impressive wow yeah a lot of time you know randy's quite an old meme too randy the goblin is an old meme good to see him alive and well he's pretty good randy the goblin's great and let's acknowledge the three dimensional audio there as well like that was lined up perfectly yeah that too a lot of work went into that yeah fucking great shit um i require a quick visit to the to the other room of things so you guys amongst yourselves wait wait hold on wait i'm trying to remember what is to the um the bar girl room the kaiser pass um bar girl room the point five room but yeah i must attend to something in the other room as well so i'll be back well um i'll stick around i suppose yeah there's nothing that needs attending to at this point i'm just thinking about what was the name of that goblin that we just saw there randy randy the god randy the goblin yeah what else is he doing he's pushing your uh pushing your rubbish what what else has he got going on in i'm sure that randy the goblin will perform all kinds of services for you provided you can give him the golden gets he requires or deems necessary for that level of effort it feels like he has a very versatile business structure yeah randy the goblin diversifies his portfolio oh well i mean you know he can do whatever you need you know whether it's pushing your garbage or i don't know taking a walk yeah your a whole dumpster you could push the dumpster and yeah there's so many things that he can do and i almost and it's it's a little bit it's i got a sense a little bit upsetting that it's just under appreciated that you know people people just don't think about productive a member of society he really is and you know i have to work his way up from the bottom as well yeah he gets associated with like microtransactions and crappy mobile games all the time but he's just there to make his money and move along if there's if there's going to be made if there if there are ingots to be made add to his coffers then he will be there well i suppose like at least he's honest you know oh yeah he he gives you exactly what yeah i mean he ever he runs a he runs a tight ship very honest i this is what i will do and this is how many gold ingots it requires to have me do a formation thing promoting red shadow legends who do that you know just yeah but at least he'll be honest about it he's doing it for the ingots you can always count on him too that's the thing he knows that he's he's a long-term strategist when it comes to business he knows that if you don't build up a reputation for honesty and trustworthiness people are not going to give you gold ingots you think about the greatest minds the strategic minds of all time alexander the great napoleon randy the goblin randy the goblin ingots you're talking about boglins earlier somebody's not a boglin he's a goblin yeah get it right because you you'll find they don't take well to that kind of uh they're not the same okay i don't know how much i trust a boglin they don't i don't know because they're locked up now what what what is that why because they're locked up is that all it takes to be untrustworthy i mean it's it's not a not a bad place to start oh if they ship you in a crate with bent bars i i i feel like i don't know i what if he just wants to get out of there and it was through no fault of his own that he found himself within the confines of that cage that's possible that's possible i would say it's it's it's more than just possible it's it's bordering on probable and i feel like we're bordering on probable i feel like that's too high to make any assumptions about how we ended up in that cage no i'm i'm definitely gonna raise a brow at the boglin hey look maybe he just made a mistake okay people make mistakes yeah the people in prison do make mistakes yeah but i'm just saying give randy another shot you know like he's oh randy i'll get all kinds of shots i trust randy but you were saying you don't trust the other bog boglins boglins yeah that's randy's not behind bars randy isn't locked up behind bars he follows the letter of the law that's true that's true he's uh he flies straight i i find it impressive considering that you know his he had a difficult childhood you think that that kind of stuff would leave him with a lot of trauma but no he's just he pulled himself up by his goblin straps and got to work his his boo straps his boo straps he's really small though wouldn't they they would be because he's got little goblin feet if he even wears shoes at all maybe it's maybe he's like a hobbit where they don't wear shoes and they their their feet are just shoes and in and of themselves you know yeah i don't wear shoes well i mean you wear shoes sometimes oh wait no i guess you don't really no wow drags my shoes i'm back by the way shoes maybe if it was really like really hot if i had to walk across a desert i would probably wear like walking across like concrete and and like footpaths in the road if you ever sat up talked on that shit talked on that walked i i'm tired all right we're only halfway there yeah i walked on uh walked on worked on this on the road well worked on the road every day yeah i wouldn't say i wouldn't advise doing that barefoot in like 45 degree heat but you know to each their own i guess you like having your feet if you like having to pry your feet from the ground with tendon and stuff coming along with it as it gets wait voxels do you have me on discord i'll get you right in buddy what's what's where's your where's your discord to barefoot there would you would have to change the the way that you want to reduce the amount of like sliding and friction that would occur you would want to kind of land with your feet kind of flat so that it doesn't drag well i mean that's how did people do it back in caveman days i wonder how often cavemen what like what they would do because well i assume that your your feet would build up thick calluses underneath them and eventually that would not become nearly as much of an issue but even then like you'd want to i don't wonder what they they would wrap something around it maybe maybe but i feel like they'd use her for insulation more than just padding because i guess well i guess the question is that there was they evolved just walking on their feet without any clothing at all for a very long time before we started doing yeah so i guess i wonder it's like did our feet devolve to the point that we felt or was there just more utility in covering up our feet compared to not doing that well let me why did humans stop wearing shoes um start wearing shoes more like yes start wearing shoes why did they stop not wearing shoes so scientists have found that those who run barefoot or in minimal footwear tend to avoid heel striking and instead land on the ball of the foot or the middle of the foot in so doing these runners use the architecture of the foot and leg and some clever newtonian physics to avoid hurtful and potentially damaging impacts equivalent to two to three times the body weight that shod heel strikers repeatedly experience so just basically run differently uh like completely different from regular people because i guess if if eventually you start to get to the point where you can sort of provide shoes for yourself once you start doing that more and more and more and more after a crap ton of generations go by eventually you're you just won't be the evolutionary pressure around anymore to hold on to those jeans or something like that i don't know or maybe our feet haven't changed at all and four feet yours and mine would both well you know ores of mine you know all this would change to become a lot more tough and callous than we would start to naturally walk different in order to um kind of compensate for that i don't know um hmm i see yeah because because i imagine yeah i imagine our feet would be totally fine you just have to get used to it because probably but i mean yeah the tens upon tens upon tens of thousands of years have you stepped on those little jagged things and they're like in the grass and stuff the ones have the points coming out three ways it's like that's uh land mines no that that you'd be a lot more trouble than if you just stepped on these little uh thorns oh thorns basically just little thorns on the ground well i imagine that if you landed on a pine cone while running that would be incredibly painful oh probably yeah alternatively you would slip and and then fall on another pine cone and then that would hurt whatever you landed on that pine cone with you got to watch out for those pine cones and isn't it a statistic that pine cones actually kill a lot of people like they just fall land on people's heads i think that's coconut it's not pine cones like a coconut can kill you a bit of pine cone oh man i feel like it was how many people died by pine cones maybe do you think that people eat them i don't know i think they i think they fall on so coconuts is the one that comes up but um yeah let's see i mean i could picture someone being like maybe hurt severely with a pine cone but it had to be a really beefy pine cone not i suppose literally yeah it would have to be yeah a pine cone that hit just right well thin enough part of the head at terminal velocity apparently there are pine cones in california that grow up to 10 pounds um jesus christ you know oh yeah when you said a pine cone hitting just right on the head i thought you were talking about the youtuber oh oh no he didn't go outside uh gentlemen i shoddy is great to see sorry uh but you think it's probably i should probably step out i was about to say i don't know how you've managed to say this long but i appreciate it i know right does come on i'll stay for longer if you want shabby uh you're a gentleman of scola sir you know in that case as do you want to do you don't deal with pic this shit we could look at why black widow is the best or one of the best mcu movies or oh wow why uh so low key low key makes the mcu more interesting or i gotta i okay oh captain and the falcon of the winter soldier was perfect wow oh there's one one more option window oh oh oh 10 small secrets you missed in one division i fucked up black i'm black widow one is i think i'm inclined to agree as i think black widow is one how how do you make that argument i want to hear well i was gonna say shad you've seen black widow right oh yes oh thank goodness well amazingly done then we've got just the set of people to be able to verify how intelligently constructed this argument is going to be by the way not seeing this video or at least i don't think i have i can't remember anymore but there's the link in case any of you don't have it might have to make a new one soon we're stacking up the empty profiles yeah um hey at the risk of derailing the conversation for a bit could i give you guys a bit of an update of what's happening and where i'm at do it shad wait wait you're a little bit quiet what's that do it i'm doing something guys something pretty awesome is going on right now i am literally i'm well well i'm in montreal so does that count oh oh wait a minute i think i think i'm pretty i'm pretty sure i have a feeling that i know what this might be in relation to all right fringy what do you think i think it's related to the kickstarter you did for shadow the conqueror right that's right that you're working on yeah yep we are right in there starting up the filming for the short film adaptation of my book and spent the whole day yesterday going through the choreography setup and oh man already the experience has been so awesome and i got some like just some really really interesting little experiences that i think you guys will appreciate because as the choreography was getting set up we have the um a guy work on his name is rodney and is an absolute legend and uh and he's like done choreography for marvel films and stuff is he's actually done some serious projects right and as they're sitting up at the going through the choreography an interesting um thing happened where i noticed something uh in the choreography that was going to be a plot hole in regards to uh just certain elements in the story and it reminded me so clearly of so many of the things we criticize just with logical consistency on power scaling and all these things and i saw it and i was like all right this is a problem but just like with all the problems that we see in these other films and stuff there was always an easy fix and i always said all you need to do is like add a single line to help contextualize and make the thing work and then suddenly everyone's on board and they're not instead of having this big question the head is like hang on why why is he able to do that or what's going on why why didn't that person die when x happened or something um instead of being confused like that the question is answered so quickly and it enhances the scene it actually raises the stakes and then the fight scene progresses and so what was going on with the choreography um they wanted a dailin to whip out some of his magical abilities right off the bat and they have like these park businesses one guy is just doing flips like he can fly it's insane he literally does this back flip kicking down and so it's like a guy is going to be attacking him from behind and so he's going to do a back flip and on the downward strike swing his feet down that's uh with the angle of the camera it's going to look like he's going to hit the guy on the head and pummel the guy like right into the ground and then he sticks the landing with this backflip and it's and he and he just doesn't like it's like it's it is breathing it's insane how easily this guy pulls it off um and then they have some really just high high tier like maneuvers where he does where someone then goes to attack him from behind and to avoid the attack you would think he leans forward and so what he's going to do after leaning forward he literally executes a complete forward flip um he dodges under the blade and then jumps and does a forward flip and lands and it's a backwards forward flip he actually moves backwards as he flips it's crazy right um and then he like throws another guy and he does the superpower punch the other guy and then the choreography was continuing and at this point i was like all right there's a big issue right here uh dylan that like every single attack he just did with the level of power he's able to pull out each one of these guys should be dead they would not be getting up but the choreography was progressing like this was just the first engagement i was progressing for a good while after and dylan is doing these like he's getting hit but he's hitting back really hard and the guys are just getting up they're they're not they're not dying um and it was like exactly one of those things that we see in so many movies like where people have in durability that is way too high and now the approach was they want to make this awesome action scene that that would last you know heaps of different exchanges and engagements with a with a flowing narrative within the scene where dylan says you know he gets injured he loses the ability to use his powers at one point he's trying to call his sword imperious to him but they're knocking it out of the way and so these guys are insanely skilled and they're not dying to his superpower things and and so i was like all right this is an issue we need to address it and it was like just a simple easy tweak and it's not something that's in the book but it's just one of those simple little things that you know if you just add it it answers the question completely and so in the book there's a um a magic called sunforging and it's always been done to the weapons like his sword is sunforged it becomes indestructible and then it has enhanced properties and stuff and there was a world-building element that i hadn't introduced in the book because it was a lost technology and it was that you could sunforge people and as we're looking at all right the only way to answer this is that these these grunts need some type of supernatural ability to explain why they're not dropping and then we need to let the audience become aware of it so they're not confused and so the answer was okay in this adaptation there is a very very limited imperfect version of human sunforging that still exists in the technology actually remember how to do it but no one ever does it because it has a 50 chance of killing the person who gets sunforged they'll only live for an additional year after the process they lose cognitive function and they become impotent like has all these negatives drawbacks that no one ever does it right here but for the these insane insane extremists that the dawn of star they're basically the terrorists of this world they're ready to die and they have this big plan that would kill most of their people and stuff and so these guys were so insane that they were willing to get sunforged and so after this first exchange where dayland does these insane moves and he beats down every single one of them one at a time they just get up and we inserted a simple line where he looks at them and is like oh crap you sunforged them and he looks to the leader and is like i didn't even shoot that low um and that's the line and then it continues and the context is then added as to what sunforging is simply by showing what their abilities are they're not dying everything and it's just a simple easy little fix a single line which recontextualizes the entire scene to make it work just so much better and it justifies what's happening with the with the grunts and everything and it was just such an amazing experience to see this happen in real time when you're making a movie where you see this massive plot hole in what's happening with the choreography and then implementing one of the easy fixes that we've talked about so often in in so many things and when i proposed this to the director of the stunt choreography i literally cited the example in Loki where there is some massive issues in power scalings and other shows and i say look at Loki there it's established that Loki can take a beating from the Hulk he can go toe to toe with Thor and then in the Loki TV series he is struggling against more cops and people who are possessed and it makes utterly no sense and it pulls you out of the story and they don't explain it and there are ways that they could have explained it with a simple line like you know whenever Sylvie possessed someone they suddenly gain her strength to be able to transfer it and if it was just a simple line or something to feed the audience they could have answered that it could have answered it with those more cops that he was trying to fight on the train as to why is straight like and even then the fight seems really bad in Loki and stuff but there's ways that they could have reduced how horrible it was just by inserting like one single line and that just happened yesterday and so holy crap i'm having like the most amazing experience right now it's it's absolutely incredible it sounds like it's a really exciting and uh for anybody who thought like oh man where's shad been this whole time i said you just got a concentrated shad right there right into the veins um yeah that does that sounds really interesting for you especially because you've just experienced both sides of it in a way now so you're on i'm assuming you're on set like all the time then you or yeah yeah like um i arrived two days ago and i went straight from the airport to the set and then just we were working like all the way until 11 o'clock at night like flat six hours and i can't believe how amazing the guys are because i wasn't sure how much input they were gonna be willing to let me have but i was there to support answer questions i'm playing a role in the short film so that's one of the other big reasons why uh i was there um and uh you know i i i i'm a critic and so i'm always noticing little things and i just i was like so i just wondering if you'd be uh you know willing to hear just a thought or two and what i'm noticing they're like yeah sure bring it to us and i share this thought they love the feedback we're doing it and like there are like literal camera sequences that i've suggested that they're like that's awesome we're doing it let's do it and stuff and i mean they're like good now you're gonna you're gonna have a hand in the editing as well or of the um probably not the editing i'm willing to those guys handle it i like i feel if we can nail the shots and especially the delivery of uh very you know key moments in the in the scene and dialogue and you know the right i i have confidence they'll be able to handle it and i have no experience with the visual effect side of stuff because there's gonna be some really significant parts that i the visual because the visual effects are gonna like we we raise a bit we raise a hundred thousand dollars us uh for the production of this thing and uh that does not go far especially when you're like like i give you a count like visual effects is a big is going to be a big cost and so we don't know what level we'll be able to pull off but just on the practical side of things the quality of acting like the guy who's playing uh Dawson uh sorry the guy who's playing Daelin his name is Dawson you can see some of his auditions on Doratia Productions they have a YouTube channel Doratia Productions and Dawson is just insane like i i've know i he is one of the best actors i've seen i don't know why he's not a superstar already but is like he's playing are sorry uh Daelin it's crazy and so his delivery and performance is of such high caliber and then some of the practical effects that they're gonna pull off in the choreography of the fight scenes i really feel those things are gonna carry this short film and then the guys we're gonna do their very best on the very best visual effects we can for the budget we have but um man i how long are you uh how long are you doing the shoot for how long you're over there so i'm here for uh uh well the shooting is gonna continue for another week um so until next sunday um and then i like to get the most affordable flights for me it turns out if i stayed an extra like week and a half i would get a like a more affordable ticket by like four thousand dollars and so i'm i mean i'm over here for another week and a half and i'm just gonna i'm gonna be doing stuff i'll get a go visit Calamacil yeah explore is that how the french those well i mean how do you actually i'm how how the how's the travel situation relating to like all the covid stuff how's that oh my gosh holy crap holy crap oh your country's gone nuts dude it adds to insanity like i honestly thought i wouldn't be able to make it because like if we you know rewind the time a month or two uh the australia isn't even allowing any international travel their country is locked down and so unless you're an essential worker you actually work for an airline everything you're not allowed to travel you have to apply for a travel exemption and i was looking at all these things online and it's like the only reason i could give would be for work but it doesn't seem like they will allow you know work to travel like to travel i felt like a really really long shot and then there were so many other issues because if supply some miracle i was able to get a travel exemption um canada would have forced me to have a two-week quarantine if i wasn't fully vaccinated and that would mean for the purpose of this i would need a flight to canada two weeks early quarantine for two weeks i'll do the shoot and then if i take it to everything another week and then i still have to even with all this i was able to avoid the quarantine to canada so tell you how that worked um coming back to australia i'm still going to need a quarantine for two weeks and it's like holy crap that's a whole month in quarantine i'm i was thinking i'll probably go insane i'm not sure what i'll do and so all right if uh if but if i i'm able to get vaccinated the canada release you know just like a month or so ago is like you don't need a quarantine it's like okay that could make it actually possible but that means i need to get the dear vaccine and there's not a lot of vaccines in australia and to get a vaccine you there's a waiting list and then um you uh unless you have a pre-existing condition you won't be allowed to get it and i didn't qualify i wasn't gonna be allowed to get a vaccine and it's like holy crap how do i jump through all these these insane loops and so to qualify for the vaccine i needed to get a flight exemption because that proved i was leaving the country all right they'll say i need to get the vaccine but there was only a certain amount of time to the film at this point and there's a waiting list on the vaccine so i couldn't get the vaccine soon enough that means i wouldn't be able to get the second injection in time before i needed to leave and i wouldn't be at as it's like the the um crazy way that everything has fallen into place in the most like perfect timing is unbelievable and i do not think you're very lucky yeah that you managed to get there without any significant hassle yeah i'm not kidding like i'm a religious person i'm seeing these things as personal miracles because it's utterly insane how crazy everything fell into place i i applied for the travel exemption and miraculously it was approved like i got a letter from graduate productions i like it with making a film here's the actual poster like i could show all the references really happening they approved like all right i got the travel exemption uh that means i can apply for for the vaccine but the thing is there was a waiting period for the travel exemption and i needed to apply to get the vaccine as soon as possible so i actually just applied to get the vaccine before i had the travel exemption and i and they said do you have you know like a legal like a thing to get a thing and i just said yes because i didn't but i was hoping i'd get the travel exemption in time or to be able to go in and they looked at the thing and there was the earliest time i could get it right um accounting for the mandatory three week waiting period to then get the second injection that i like they found a booking for me to be able to get it in a town that was three hours away from where i live so i had to drive all the way to this town to be able to get this booking uh and the the date in which i got it meant that the time i got the second injection would be literally three days before i would need to fly out um and that's like holy crap this is going to be tight and then i had to do it on a prayer that i'd be able to book in a second injection even though this was waiting time uh before i needed to fly out and that was also on the prayer that i would get the approval for the travel exemption uh that i'd even be allowed to get the injection come the date and so i applied for the uh vaccination and then i got approved for the travel exemption before i needed to go and get it and they tried to turn me away when i went to get the injection but i was like no i have the travel exemption go get your manager um got the manager got the injection and i was able to book in to get the second injection literally three days before i was i needed to fly out and then i needed to get the covid test um before i would fly out otherwise they wouldn't let me on the plane and i was like all right what's the best times to get the covid test all right i'll get it you're supposed to get it 72 hours before your flight i'm worried that it might not get back in time i will book in to get my covid test two days before i fly out i go and get my covid test and while as we're driving back from the covid test i get a call from the airline that my flight was cancelled uh by the airline because not enough people yeah not enough people were on the thing and it's like okay what are the options oh we can book you one for two days later that's not good enough there's rehearsals there's pre-prep there's all the stuff um and i'm getting to the uh thing like a day before everyone's starting to do the work all right we could put you on a day before okay do that i'll fly a day earlier but that means let's hope my covid test comes in and if i did not book to get my covid test in two days before just a day before i would not have been able to get my covid test in time for flying out and they would have turned me away uh and so again one of those things is like oh damn that's so lucky um and so i get my covid test it's negative i don't have covid i can get to the airline i get there and at the airline they try and stop me from being allowed to board because they are saying all right uh are you an essential worker no i'm not an essential worker all right do you have any uralities in canada no i don't have any uralities well you need a valid reason to enter canada and i'm like okay everything i looked up online i'm not kidding the canadian you know travel websites everything nothing said i needed a legitimate reason to enter canada they just said as long as i fill out all the up if i had the vaccine if i had a covid test if i had so already can you like the loops i have had to jump through is just unbelievable right and then they're trying to stonewall me trying to get on this flight and i'm like no no i've applied to i've done everything i need i've even applied for a canadian work visa and they're like oh oh you you have a work visa i'm like no but if applied for one it's actually being lodged well that might be uh the thing that could let's have a look and so luckily i had really helpful people in the check in that counter at the airport and they call up the canadian airport and they got the right person on the phone and said yes that's enough he would be allowed into canada you can board and then when i actually arrive in canada they don't ask for any of that like going through customs in canada was like easier than i could have imagined like i did not i was like what are they doing in australia and the most crazy thing is void from the youtube channel lindy beige he was going to be in the short film right and so he did everything that i did and he goes to get bought bought his flight to canada and they won't let him on for the exact same reasons you need a legitimate reason to enter canada and we're like no we're in canada we're talking to the canadian authorities they're saying you don't he's saying they have everything they need and they still would not let him board and he missed his flight like that's how just i i don't i don't understand why other places in the world think canada has more restrictions entering the country than the friggin country because when i get here and i was like oh yeah yeah oh what are you here are you here for work okay uh they don't ask for the work visa application or anything and they send me through i'm like oh because i was like i mean i was so stressed the entire flight thinking you know am i gonna get to canada and they're gonna ask for something that i wasn't informed about i told them out and they're just gonna send me on a flight back home i'd know like uh i'd beat three crap guys we haven't leased you there now so i am and i know and hold and it is it is absolutely amazing what's going like oh it's it's such an experience oh it's really cool man yeah i was gonna say you sound so very passionate right now it's uh i would say it's infectious but we've been awake for 13 hours of streaming i mean yeah so we're just yeah we're you know we're we're revving back up because of course i spoke well assuming there was nothing else we can we can jump into this incredible video if you're on board oh i can't wait thanks for letting me rant and share oh absolutely um obviously just wish you the best of luck with all of it because it's a sort of a nightmare time right now and i know this is really important so uh yeah i just hope it all goes smoothly enough that you're happy with what ends up coming out awesome thanks guys um so yeah this is called why black widow is one of the best mcu movies video essay i'm ready okay i'm ready for it all right this video is brought to you by new okay that is a name you know me you know what james bond needs to me right well it shouldn't be a surprise that's my movies in general get me going the same way that that series does the spy genre has had its ups and downs there was a period right after the wall came down when its place in the world seemed unclear how do we make espionage relevant when there's no longer and it is boy there's a bit much for the eyes sometimes isn't it like yeah you're you're doing too much you need to calm the fuck down editing please it's hard for me to listen to you because there's so much for my eyes to try and absorb i've always wanted to know how they determine it like what do you put what words you put up there because it always seems fucking random to me it's just it's just these words now these words these words you're like okay all right yeah there understand your video better if i close my eyes so i can just focus on one line of thought and i don't have this barrage of the senses also did he say how do you make espionage relevant mm-hmm that is an odd statement there's always conflicts going on is it not relevant yeah i was like you don't want to be kind of evolved with espionage like that's what skyfall was all about it was kind of about like internet terrorism so they kind of like changed the times according to what was going on like spy movies evolve based on like what's going on in history basically or current and it doesn't have to be set in a contemporary time to have a modern message or a relevant message and you could invent you can have you can have things take place in modern times but you can invent a country or invent a kind of conflict or it could take place in the near future you got options at your disposal and i don't think people's concerns are going to be oh well there's not a real war going on so fuck this spy movie stuff like i see you you you do not have an excuse you've got plenty of things you can do yeah yeah five genre has had its ups and downs there was a period right after the wall came down when its place in the world seemed unclear how do we make espionage relevant when there's no longer this giant soviet power with which to dedicate okay okay resources you don't need a giant soviet power to have espionage that's not how that works have you ever i mean i was noticing have you ever heard of giant soviet power yeah have you ever heard of 9 11 like the of course you could create espionage stories surrounding like post 9 11 world like there's tons of stories that are about that's like there's tons of interesting stuff that happened following that did you ever watch person of interest mate five seasons espionage about uh surveillance state well at this point it's like well have you ever watched anything you know how much james bond means to me well guess what i mean is it the stuff you're about it's gonna rise in it well all the movies has there been since 1991 probably one or two that you might be able to look at for inspiration yeah it's like five have you ever heard of the has you ever heard of like the man from uncle mm-hmm yeah that was really good still weird statement i make you should be a period of mission impossible so to try and try and give the best interpretation i can think to what is trying to say is i wonder who's thinking you know espionage in the sense of you know espionage organization versus other spy organization you know kgb versus yeah yeah but still even that doesn't make sense because there's a lot of other world powers that would have vast spy networks that you can have spy versus spy kind of you can make up whatever you want to i don't know why if you if the idea is like well you can't just make it up because you gotta have it be relevant i'd be like okay so there's like shadow organizations all over the place and parts of governments to try and collect information how do you know how do you know i'm a part of one ranks i just let loose oh my god you're a terrible spy oh no the plot sniper's gonna get you well yeah i failed spy school do not tell people you're a spy and i was like well i missed i missed a one i got the rest of it but i missed day one so i didn't know about that all day on that one rule is very important got our answer in the these when golden i in the first mission impossible film heralded the return of the genre and for about 20 years oh there you go return this music is doing my fucking tits in by the way i'm i'm i've been up for over 24 hours now and yeah i know it's filling me the question he presented we answered it like in a confused like why would you even ask this and then he had the same answers it's like why did you why did you even like what a delay do you know it's like what film noir had completed its course what what was filmed to do that this is like we could do loads of things and all it did loads of things are removed all this is so far removed from black widow as well we're like talking about like a 25 year gap in terms of like release dates like i'm guessing he's gonna give us this is a brief history of espionage movie i'm sorry does anyone think of black widow as an espionage movie really no no where is where is the espionage in the apc the home black widow it's a shit in my ass movie where's the espionage in the we're gonna assault a prison and we're going to bust out a super soldier and we're going to cause an avalanche and kill a bunch of people well it's because of how subtly and heavily they assaulted the prison emphasis on subtle yeah they were very sneaky about it and black widow used her your her um her helicopter they're like they're like yeah she used the sneakiness and subterfuge to get inside of the prison and find the person and you know bust them out no one noticed she's like a ghost in and out nobody ever seen her her using her her stealth skills explains why those soldiers weren't shooting at her they just they didn't see her yeah you know the only thing i could possibly give her credit for some maybe spy thing was when she wore the mask when they go to the base is like haha i'm not the person you think i am but there's yeah it's like oh that wasn't even an idea evan and meme the the helicopter that they used it was the it was the silent helicopter from that episode where batman cured blindness there was a silent helicopter in army of the dead memo it popped up over the side of the building well in in in batman the animated series it was like an in universe established thing were like yes the propellers don't make any noise it's like that's pretty cool technology i mean yeah sounds sounds incredible afterwards things were looking great but we learned a bit of a drought again oh no six years since on film in three since our last what about okay that's not how three years that is that is not how we determine the state of espionage but like that's not that big of a gap like three years like the that tends to happen when we're talking about like big budget block since when were we judging the state of espionage by however many mission impossible and james bomb films have come out they've been developing two new mission impossible movies for a couple of years now well i'm sorry you wanted to take years to develop this stuff you really wanted to take years you don't want it to just say oh throw a random number out there like uh 21 days um for to i mean together maybe he must if he's watched black widow then he must know both james bond and mission impossible getting instalments soon so why are you saying this why these yeah it feels like it feels like he's advocating for more rather than like the the quality of it which he seemed to be advocating before with like golden why so it's like what are you i don't know we're getting three two mission impossibles and james bond like why how is what do you want x entries are finally on the horizon oh but i need more than that oh what oh why i need that on you i need more there's a lot of other espionage kind of films outside of you know mission impossible or or james bond i mean you had the whole born franchise and i if you look at amazon prime just recently there's that movie is it anna or something about this um soviet assassin or like yeah i watched that and like that's a that's a but it's a recent espionage so i feel there's like you know they're being made well yeah i was gonna say we don't even have to find good ones we just have to find ones like we've solved this problem yeah like a lot of them aren't like franchises they're like one-off like like assassin or spy movies that are like about espionage but like they tend to not make franchises they tend to just be like contained action movies like playing okay espionage we got official secrets the coldest game operation finale red jone red sparrow my spy the spy who dumped me okay uh the catcher was a spy snowden keeping up with the jones's tom cruise fallout atomic blonde central intelligence kingsman jack richard jack reach around jack richard around the front inspector the man from uncle bridge of spies uh allied a most wanted man spies in disguise the exception men in black men in white men in red men in mauve three days to kill kingsman a secret service safe house the intimidation game barely lethal but raza argo jack ryan johnny english despite the fall of snow spy for the de hanna soul operation chrome page eight ink taylor solar spy civil war this means war born legacy mortica i red two red one red minus one tigers and i hey the spy next door echelon conspiracies total recall there's just a couple that you can watch if you want man so all right all right all right i need i need uh i need a reference for the men in white men in moge as well so i i i i need to see those films now i might have made those up what ah the trade he lied he lied to make himself sound better and that is unacceptable exactly you lied to the internet and then i said men in white because i wanted to be cool and then men in red and the men in mauve because i thought oh my god this joke's amazing it was so i wonder how many of those you seen anyway well we did it we solved this problem we don't have to watch the rest of the video now let's turn that's a brilliant actually i mean well you know let's just see if he makes any other points you know i'll cure us to see what makes any other points satisfy my two franchises are not enough to show the world why spy movies matter oh god okay you want new spy films operation secret the coldest game the operative oh we go legacy of spies spies in disguise a call to spy there's just some new ones which have come out well what's this weird appeal it's like i can't just have two franchises we have to tell people i have to get them across like why do spy movies matter you're like what what is this what what's happening spy movies lies matter i mean i i i who thinks they don't i'm just lost i'm always lost with these who are you talking to is my question i guess this is that guy over there it's like you don't watch spy movies they don't really matter and he's like what no hey oh my god why they can work thankfully the marvel cinematic universe gave me exactly what i was looking for why did you say why yeah it's the thing that's how i think the idea there is like i'm i'm really surprised it's like he's saying wow of all the places i could find a great spy espionage movies can be the fucking mcu and i'm like captain america and a winter soldier well you know that's if black widow counts that certainly counts as espionage i don't understand i'm lost more espionage than black widow yeah i don't agree with that it's got spy it's got spy elements got espionage it's got yeah it's got all those little having to you know work underground so not be seen and stuff and infiltration and things or yeah we are we are the enemies there's a better espionage series frodo it's sam do more espionage than black widow does don't don't don't don't in its by the way of black widow that doesn't sound right what that's right folks the avengers own super spy is the same woman off the trained assassin from a kid's child no i'm really confused video as a horseshit is really getting on my nerves with all of these this background noise and all this unnecessary editing it's just like stop trying to fucking hard you're doing all this work to make the shittiest point in the universe well yeah the point he just made was wow black widow that's gonna be my source of espionage like that is the whole thing what do you mean how many views did this get more i i don't know let's have a look um thank you 18 000 but man it's taken a chunk on the honest rating i think some people didn't like this was it the obnoxious music the obnoxious voice or the obnoxious conscious point the obnoxious script i need more beer needed i need to be the world's greatest spy and save the world alongside god let's let's check out his posters oh do you think he's bought all those bonds they're all like james bond posters did he buy it yeah do you think he had those posters before we bought them for this i could believe he bought them for this but i don't know he seems to love his spy stuff he like he like framed them all like just for this video isn't it weird as fuck to be like man i'm all about that spy stuff it's like you've got loads of bond stuff like it feels weird that you're like i'm a big spy fan bond like yeah okay bond is something but well he just he was a big bond fan at the beginning you know how i feel about james bond no we don't this is the best time we've seen you but well still clearly clearly he's gonna last like all right i guess i got nothing against bond i love bond uh don't know you know he's got those those posters don't i just would have thought that he would have had more varied posters but in a way i guess they are because they're across the series of bonds so yeah is he wearing a gumby t-shirt no it's spongebob squidward um i'm serious that it where's his nose wait i might be not behind the microphones from time to show okay why is he naked i mean maybe he normally doesn't wear pants anyway so i don't know what the lack of a shirt would do to change you right this looks kind of uncanny seeing him that way seeing him so oh i know i know that is that's like i think that's a that might be a self-portrait that's good word did in one episode and the joke is that it's really pretentious and awful yeah this yeah this it's called the irony this is a painting made by squidward hoping to impress an art critic in a more like belongs in the trash damn very cruel odd super soldiers and men in metal suits like the avengers you're going to want to make smart lifestyles oh no oh no well thanks to this video sponsor noom no health and wellness regimen that uses a mix of psychology and science in order to guide people towards psychology please find a better way to segue with science maybe he's like isn't like psychology just onto the umbrella of the sciences who what what's the way he didn't change his tone who don't believe in the Scientologists they hate psychology right is that i think that's a thing the psych the the Scientologists hate psychology speaking of spy movies the Scientologists don't like uh psychology i think they think it's like a no mission impossible tom cruise yeah oh the which ones the scientists like Scientology tom cruise they like the tom cruise do they not like james bond no no no because we're talking about espionage movies and mission impossible has got espionage and tom cruise is the central figure in that and he's a Scientologist and we're talking about Scientology yeah but and they don't like uh psychology oh yeah but i i thought because there's a lot of psychology or is it psychiatry that goes on in espionage right and i was like so would they hate it because yeah you know it's like no they they love it because they love it they adopt yeah they adopt psychology to uh to get people to part with them wonders Scientology does not believe in the medical model of mental illness oh okay i want i see you get well you can see why hello i don't have a hate psychiatrist because they said his bogus theories were crazy what why would they say that why why would they they didn't believe in one can't wait 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believe what I hate I hate I hate disingenuous people hate them eat great I have like better segways between your points versus like what you're shilling for basically like I think Alt Shift X does pretty well with that like he usually will show for like uh audible and it's like hey he's talking about the song of ice and fire books and he's like hey check out the books on audible like that's a pretty good way to be like hey like this is a good product if you want to read the books but most people don't do that they're just like hey let's do dollar shave club in the middle of my black widow review this is our shit what is this question I was gonna say if you start reading it because for the first week you must eat only eat grapes no other food send racy photos to your goal specialist uh read every article in the tj peanut exercise for 20 minutes every day that just sounds like good advice simply believe the correct answer is simply believe if you don't believe noob won't eat grapes no other food what well I think the idea not teaching someone if every option is obviously retarded and there's only one possible sensible thing you can't claim that you taught them a sensible thing if every other option is just so stupid that a legitimate retarder have to be to think that the other options are valuable exercise for 20 minutes a day is not that bad I've already sent them racy pictures so I'm simply a psychologically backed anything if you just say oh yeah I just believe in it it's just simple well I mean flick the switch where you accept propositions is true how weird does it sound though volunteerism isn't just the accepted psychological model of the human brain and yeah just fucking believe it's just that easy just do it and if you don't believe if you don't start off by just accepting and believing this it's not going to work and if it doesn't work it's just because you didn't believe hard enough fuck this noob won't work if you don't believe this sounds disturbing like this is like look at this other thing you want to know what builds self efficiency quizzes efficacy I think but yeah it's like efficacy sorry like yeah that crush these quizzes get a confidence boost and reach your goals what are we doing here I mean here and then you're on your yeah that was a purity of a yeah on artist team yeah I guess little just like are we gonna seriously pretend like this app is a substitute for legitimate just like mental health treatment if there's actually a problem like if there's a problem I don't I don't see how this could be your solution you get to know yourself better weight loss it uses psychology to help you build new habits and crush your goals designed by psychology I don't what kind of psychologist tell you that first thing is just you just have to believe no that's not how belief works you have to convince me honestly the proposition is true I can't just flick a switch and I believe that it works honestly it's just better advice for them to say exercise for 20 minutes every day that'll give you good self-efficient skiing confidence hit that one it's like you complete the app good job exercise 20 minutes you'll be fine next hey I it's all about adjusting your overall lifestyle yeah exercise for 20 minutes a day then it's better for you it's really good for you actually yeah that's the wrong answer you have to simply believe oh so just believe in new and don't don't actually go this sounds like a fucking community episode believe in noob like it's like the yummy beans episode read about the first step is that ever nooms faults because if noom ever doesn't work you just well I mean that's that's one of the the more corrosive elements of like self-hope as an industry is a lot of it is unfalsifiable if you succeeded it worked and if if you failed you did something wrong like something went wrong you didn't you didn't work hard enough you didn't believe in yourself enough you didn't grind enough so it's like the success can always be attributed to the material that failed is it's always your fault and it's um yeah it's just it's it can be harmful noom sounds like one of those words like you know that you guys sound like it's hidden language yeah thing yeah that is tailored to who you are rather than trying to help you hit a number on a scale again actual actual tailored like assistance from a nutritionist or a psychologist is uh it just feels really icky like it's really i don't know what else is icky those fucking dead eyes looking at me right now the fucking dead eyes that's what's icky so so fucking dead on the inside i have no personality so i'm fucking youtube voice man i've got no decentable personality to mount because if i actually show people who i am i will be a fucking wanker and you'll hate me dude you sound like you need so um i i need all the new mate all of it why does he look like grapes has anyone got grapes why does he look like poljus of watson yeah i can kind of see that yeah i like apes eyes looking a slightly different direction has he used noom has he like because it's only gonna sell me a weight loss no and if i don't even think that's worth a whole lot like if i use noom what good is that i'm not a psychologist i didn't do psychology like what thing at least at least if you used noom and did all the things you said and it worked for you and you believed in a way just to buy it now that it actually helped you i would be far more all right with him peddling it because he could say i went through x amount of time on noom and i did what they said i simply believed and it actually worked and i did lose weight at least that's something this this right here we're looking at poljus of watson's brain on noom well yeah well no all joseph watson said depression doesn't exist that big brain wait what he's also he doesn't believe in it because he believes in noom he's powered by the brain force change his outlook there there is no depression because noom is always there for yay believe in noom we noom this shit up there is no depression there is noom there is only noom you wake up you open the blinds and there's just noom scrolls across the sky please for the 35 pounds that noom is going to give you please sell your soul to me right now here sell it like on your hands and knees with your tongue out licking my fucking feet oh my god i feel like reading a bedtime story to your kids do you pick goodnight noom i'm i'm picturing noom is this do you remember the future i'm going to be with the giant thing that everyone gets attached to like yes i do i feel like noom would be that in earth it's just this creature that we all accept exists now and it's slowly spreading later something like that just this it's like that's noom and everyone's like what's noom and then you're like let me do you haven't heard of noom and then four people from out of frame just like a peer talking about how amazing noom is and how it changed their life it's like why are you in my house it's like they're a ball every time you turn around there's just more noob you're like what's the ending of invasion of the body that's just like a noom is a point at you wait was noom the name of that thing in a billion back in future on a movie yes that's that's the one oh my god yeah and then what there was the brain slug though remember homey's went to the planet those are noom as well all noom man noom baby are wherever you are i will be great for you your way that is tailored to who you are rather than trying to just help you hit a number on a scale and call it a day new dig you don't believe the word you're saying you're looking you're reading from a script your eyes keep moving to it yeah because he doesn't actually give a shit about his products i see you looking down at the screen i see you look at all the videos they emailed me to use for my ad yep like how could you possibly recommend a weight loss plan that you haven't done yourself i don't even feel like i can explain that right he was paid to uh oh yeah that's right yeah fucking pizza and get fat so that's all this way yeah now why certain foods over others and how to give yourself the motivation you need not just today or tomorrow but every continuous day when you sign up for they give you these images and videos faster while your soul drains away reading out the script honestly i love these 15 minute videos i always love these 15 minute videos where they'll have like a one-minute sponsorship it's like that's actually a decent chunk out of your video yeah it is yeah a decent chunk gone i forgot about black widow for a second honestly well yeah yeah that's what this video was about be watching we got an ad for a program that's meant to be for like mental health and nutrition before an ad for black widow i'd actually kind of like it if this wasn't a black widow video at all is he's just trying to sell us all new this is just a 15 minute promotional for new every single time he gets back to talking about black widow the plot like he starts explaining it somehow noob is just reference he's like no it's time to talk about noob noob is this great noob well this is super interesting so i because i just saw meme repository post that so i looked up noob on wikipedia apparently the better business bureau has issued a warning about the subscription phase because it's difficult to cancel subscribe what also is hilarious about this thing is like the the things that is saying the product is now offering like tell you the right food to eat and give you murders like you can get all that for free you like it's you look up anyways to tell you what's the right food to eat to be healthy as a doctor the better business bureau or gave it a d rating in terms of just like this because of these complaints i'm a bullshit i'm a fucking bullshit detector extra i should stick this shit out i mean in other words like that's a thing right you probably ask coltie it is a well i think that did be the thing you asked this guys like did you know that there's a lot of complaints against this company like you do any level of research whatsoever a five minute google search gotta put food on the table okay no they said if you we're gonna give you a code and for everyone who signs up we're gonna give you three p anyway no peace three peas three peas and a grape garden peas three peas and a three grapes so i'll take it yeah so what you're telling me here is that they need to sever the noom yeah apparently um they've received like over a thousand complaints between uh over the course of a year which i mean that sounds small but that's that's three that's three a day well the people who get up to complain is more than the people who are upset about yeah most people will just like um but apparently one of the issues uh i'm reading a good morning america article that's saying that that after the end of the trial customers thought that there would be a monthly membership like you know you get billed 20 bucks a month like everything else yeah but instead it's the upfront thing where it's like you're charged for the for for several months more than than just like on a per month basis and it's difficult to get in contact with custom service apparently there are a lot of people complaining about these issues so man it's just like oh did a quick google search okay we'll suffice it seems like it's very expensive like apparently it's people getting charged like 200 bucks for this like over the course of me several months you can this free apps that can probably do a lot of this thing does you know what you probably i i don't know how it would work in america but like in australia depending on you know the nature of like your medicare or whatever you you might be able to get these services like several months of counseling for free like bulk billing you got a lot of options to pursue as well as free apps i don't know how many people in chat are actually aware of the the better help thing was such a fucking fiasco like oh yes that was a nightmare so many youtubers fell into that and there was just this moment of like yeah maybe you should fucking look into the products you're selling how about that and loads of them loads of them were like i never do that fuck that it's like oh okay because remember the fundamental transaction when it comes to an ad is trust that the audience has in you that's what's being paid for the trust that they have in your judgment like if i i don't know if i made a video it's like oh you know i don't know the new call of duty it's like it's a really cool game anyway thanks activision for paying for me to fly out of like la to play the game and then get pizza and stuff it's like well what what exactly is the transaction here because it wasn't out of the kindness of their hearts to let me play this game like there's something else going on here and it's the same for basically any advertisement that's not strictly a problem that yeah go ahead so the lol better help that was when boogie went on to a stream and said the holocaust had its benefits was that right was that when he said that i don't i don't know if that was the same era i guess it might have been um because the fuck that was a while ago at this point but yeah because a lot of people are still confused so the way it works was it was this app that said you can get psychiatric help from like professionals and stuff you sign up you'll just be paid with like a psychiatrist and they'll give you help to help you with depression that was the main thing as far as i remember then people started paying a lot of attention to it and you could basically just be any person sign up and you can get approved within like weeks or whatever to become a psychiatrist on there it was like a what it's just like you're just selling like this isn't there's nothing is verified on there it was all bullshit like all these youtube was just like i mean you know it's a big dude i think boogie said like i was helped with it and several people have told me they were helped with it that is such a bad that is i don't believe you well i mean you have an incentive to say that it helped you because to admit that it was a bad service would be to admit that you made a pretty serious mistake now the worst thing you can do is say it didn't help me but i promoted anyway they had to make a decision they had to own the mistake or they had to double down man that's just like uh it's like with the candid thing as well what people didn't look into was like oh it was an ai that was being trained specifically to be sold to like google and stuff to figure out better ways of suppressing certain accounts it's like oh no it was just a fun little shit talking ad with the fucking developer or publisher whatever that app was telling the people who are shilling for it to please make videos that disparage those who are criticising the app oh my god and then a couple of people seemingly took the month on that yeah again another whole fiasco like this is the thing you got to be careful when you shelf a stuff it shouldn't just be treated as like a fuck it whatever well yeah it's so bad for uh that fellow harmful opinions yeah yeah man he was spent a lot of time exposing them and i mean props to him he yeah he's kind of like i haven't heard of heard from him in a very very long time but from what i remember because i did follow him but he he's he wanted to do like streams of playing games he didn't want to do the politics stuff as much anymore which um understandably so yeah there's a lot of ways you could understand that he went through a the fucking ring and loads of people can i think if i remember correctly amazing atheist himself was like you're fucking this up for the rest of us it's like um that was definitely that kind of attitude but it's interesting how many people sort of like almost escaped from that one on skate considering that it was marketed specifically as like a free speech app and it was and from and it was the whole point was it was like a project to build a better algorithm to like oversee what people were saying it's like it's it is it is the antithesis of what it was said to be and like i don't know everybody just seemingly didn't feel like that made a mistake yeah you gotta be careful with these ads praise harmful opinions yeah no praise anybody who really works hard to expose these shitty fucking products and apps and shit god damn it's better to have those people in the world than the people who are like hey money money money be very careful with what you promote especially if you have a huge audience could you could be doing some serious damage that was the thing with boogie he was surrounded by people who are very invested in his mental journey and they associated with it and then he sold them all over to fucking better help it's like whoa huge mistake but uh yeah a guy who's always taught yeah the guy who's always talked about who i'm depressed oh my mental health who i'm just thinking it's it's not like some kind of i think a lot of people viewed it as like well i can't possibly be seen as having made this mistake it's like you totally can you can totally be like i fucked up i really i didn't yeah i i fucked up let me try i made a mistake it'll never happen again i've learned from this obviously the the concern i guess is could they have signed contracts that made it so they couldn't disparage indias yeah indias and stuff like that which yeah really fucks themselves and now you have to decide are you gonna break that yeah are you gonna do what's morally right are you gonna do go with that india you signed and why did you sign that india if you knew that's what i did yeah row of yourself into a corner right it's like doom you'll be paired personal goal specialist who is trained in psychology oh god oh god no jesus christ are you kidding me that we just explained all of that that he said that holy shit why would you say what did he just say i missed it i missed it he said you're gonna get replay every personal goal not just today or tomorrow but every continuous day when you sign up for noom you'll be paired with a personal goal specialist who is trained in psychology well i feel like it might just be the thing of like they have a psychology degree but that doesn't make you a psychologist i reckon they don't even say that they don't even say that they've been trained in psychology yeah i was about to say they're being they probably learned they probably learned from better help they're not gonna make any bold claims did they get work did they get a leaflet to read what does that mean i bet they get their employees to sit down and go through like a two day kind of introductory course it's like you're trained now you're gonna be a psychology representative that could be dealing with potentially very vulnerable exactly yeah exactly and look you can see the post-it notes in these on his glasses you can see the post-it notes reflecting his glasses nice post-it notes are a screen those look bright they look small they look like post-it notes on his they do look like they just look really bright um so they might have they might have literally been spawned from better help in terms of like they saw what happened they're like okay let's not claim we have psychiatrists or anything let's just say they are nutrition helper co-op people who have training in such things i won't tell you what the training is but it's that maybe they do i don't want to assume too much but man yeah maybe that's a bit spooky why just don't i'm training psychology what branch of psychology psychology it's really awkward because psychology is it's just an incredibly complicated field from what i understand i guess it's tough psychology but i guess the problem like is it isn't the case that you could just give this really broad psychology like psychological advice to people broadly as opposed to having to be very specific for that individual like sit down with them talk to them figure out what's going on with them and then starts it i i can't imagine that it's that simple i oh shit there's no way do have we ever told chat about blinkest oh so we've we covered a video once that had an ad in it for a thing called blinkest it's an app that takes books and reduces them and gives them summaries and so you don't have to actually read the books you get the crappy summary of interpretation you get bullet points of what the book was about i think my favorite point they were bullet points on like the bible like it's one of the most insulting concepts in history like let me let me take all the boring shit away for you i'll get you the interesting stuff like what oh man so many of these ads i've seen i've seen ads for blinkest and i was just i've always been struck with just what why why did you read the whole book come on like come on just read the book these books are really short a lot of the books that they have are like the standard self-hope self usually they're like a hundred pages you can read them in a couple of days you'd be better off just reading the whole book rather than getting the bullet points and plus the whole point of like these books is that you're trying to build up your arguments like it's not enough to just get the little dot points of this is the conclusion like you need all of the extra stuff that builds up to that point to actually fully understand it and to have those ideas form in your head and be useful and people and people with some people in our chat at the time were like well hey it's only non-fiction there's like it's only non-fiction it's like wow that's like hundreds of thousands of books and then it's just funny it's like imagine it with fiction as well where it's just like uh so Frodo and Sam fellowship they get together some stuff happens the ring goes into the volcano you know the rest like you look what oh man it's so depressing that an app like that would even have any kind of footholds no stop and there's like other sites that can do this that ship for free anyways why fucking pay for an app the super awkward part when it comes to that is i'm pretty sure it's just agreed upon at this point that reading like just reading books can be incredibly helpful just neurologically like actually reading the whole thing so the benefit of reading extends beyond just getting the information like there's just something working in your brain it's like give me a list of maybe good ideas yeah do we buy community you can even join a group chat with other noom subscribers link in the description below to noom and take the quick spread the new and easy online i would really like to know okay so come on really like to know what you know oh i would like to know what if there is like any connection between this and better health because this is setting off alarm bells in my head hardcore i would like to know there's probably a lot of these these apps to be honest with you there's probably a lot of them um they're skirting the lines of legality with what they are promising and yeah this isn't new you shall be paired with a specialist expert who has training in yeah this reminds me of uh that robots movie why be you when you can be noom oh my god feel the noom and oh the humanity feel the new i'm gonna know the new man other subscribers just click the link in the description below to check out no and take the quick oh wait is he gonna have the first 100 clicks get a special discount let's see he's gonna say we're gonna exercise that suits you and thank you so much to noom for sponsoring this for giving me money you didn't we're gonna we're gonna toss this video into the fires of mountain noom oh yeah beautiful so much to noom for sponsoring oh sweet Jesus Christ let's go back to the world international okay we're in a room how are you doing as you're hanging in there i'm fine i'm good no i just i just thought it was like 645 in the morning and it's not 945 so i'm flies when you're having fun when you're having noom i'm having fun question mark having time flies when you're having noom you need to sleep when you have noom well it'll it will be noom in two hours oh my god that place exists you know that exists the fires of mountain noom by the fires of mountain noom the acolytes of mountain noom they just go out through middle age of noomology spreading the faithful noom to all its loyal what a strange universe we're in okay this timeline is odd i want to back yeah yeah this timeline has got a bit why i love black widow remember what this is about black widow every time the ad adds he's like now let's talk about noom oh the espionage was noom all along oh shit drake off rips his face off just noom black widow said she should have gone noom just just cancel the mcu and replace it with the noom cinematic universe new black widow is awesome it's a kick-ass spy thriller featuring the mcu has to be expected gripping set pieces scarlett joe hanson's best performance as of no no no no no no no no all of those statements are wrong really all of them damn all of the best no have you watched the other movies she's fucking great watch avengers then get back to me something that i decided not watching blonde instead i'm gonna decided not to point out but that avenger scene was that um like i just said that she's feeling what she's feeling herself you watch it her face is stone cold when loki reminds her of a whole history but her throat moves because she's fucking losing it she's trying to control herself it's a really cool bit of acting fucking this movie like god damn it's so distractingly awful i don't know noom the only emotion in this movie was sadness and it was mine i should have put newman in godelbez fan say noom every rat put noom hello jerry hello newman yay Natasha Romanov and a supporting cast who not only bring their a-game but relishing relishing in it oh relishing oh yeah i remember this movie captain america civil noom oh they're relishing in their own acting or i get well i'm just relish for the first week and nothing else under noom i guess he's saying nothing real they're enjoying it they're enjoying acting as a lexie and a sword of the characters this is hard to watch after having made the fucking video you know what the acting's great all the characters are great it's great noom star wars the noom unleashed what simpson oh my god a noom awakens now i'm just thinking again the last noom i it's like there's luminal sub what was it subliminal and subliminal yeah so there'll be songs about noom i guess they'll say moon you know and then just reverse it's like ah see it's noom and you see it in the moon it's like that's moon two but then you got super liminal where someone just says hey you join noom it's like okay yeah i'll join noom i thought did you say simpsons at one point in that or did i just make that up in my own head well that was the simpsons that reference yeah because i honestly like it fast forwarded to me i thought you're gonna say simpsons hitting noom like that was gonna be the joke oh yeah that was the navy episode or should i say the noom that was the navy one yeah when he has the hippy fantasy where there's hippies on top of a giant praying man to shoot like oh it's an american soldier chats chats off they're making the noom for every movie that ever existed it's all good oh we now have a cult in the efab lore fantastic captain america the first noom the first noom the noob adore the noom horizon the dark side of the noom how the noom stole christmas the fellowship of the noom 12 years of noom we've got the twilight saga new noom they've got nuts with it yeah oh the rest of noom twilight saga new noom wow that's funny yeah obviously i was just it was just better when ad said it i'm sorry this delivery was stronger fall out new noom full out new vagus citizen noom new hotline the witch in the new dead noom noom at the infinity noom 310 to noom 310 to noomaha the chronicles of noom doctor noom or how i learned to stop stemming my audience it's the show shanky noom shun our country for old noom just the fault of the is a noom cut sylophus is noom 12 years of noom the embers new noom noom feratu noom fight a man far from noom noom coming as well no way noom star wars a noom hope yeah that was full of new monday the noom night rises noom the passion of the noom to infinity a noom classic noom lighting nooms it's a noom noom noom noom world like an all-verse one dark nooms jackie chan shanghai noom finding noom 2 mortal noom bat rebel without a noom mad max beyond thunder noom don't forget just the noom cut from dust till noom the winner is chidi chidi noom noom that is the biggest kiss kiss noom noom tomorrow noom chidi chidi noom noom chidi chidi noom noom we hate you with some names you're like which part do you even replace with noom when you're like charlie really wonkern the chalk the noomy side squad has been days of future noom dead by noom like toy story noom noomy i love that image by the way in the noom factory oh of course noombers oh my god uncut nooms indiana jones in the temple of noom the noom it's almost real like yes to get to the temple of noom the noom matrix the noom tricks apocalypse noom the sheen noom apocalypse noom tepskeen didn't noom himself apocalypse noom oh dr noom love oh man oh instead of dr noom of course dr noom well we got oh dr noom love the the spy who noomed me noom repository i i didn't approve of that the dead noom society i think your funny but the way it is is close to noom and knowing they're starting to blend together i'm i'm changing my my handle on twitter to noom pa yes that makes sense men will be a solid three noom eat it like full noom jack tomorrow edge of noom noom erotic noom man sky nooms versus babyface the noom of us noom yo and juliet the noom returns what were the lost of noom a noomily ink the girl with the noom tattoo i just got a snoomer oh the emperors noom crew the emperors noom nooms crew treasure noom crew's a noom age oh star trek noom assist how to trade your noom hung noom panda come in for the quest for noom the wrath of noom the search for noom the voyage noom 2001 and noom odyssey you realize the most excited i'm gonna be for this video now is what he re mentions noob right at the end nooms of the old republic the princess in the noom please talk about nooms more fun yeah they're almost a creature though yeah nooms are like little little guys that just run around to do stuff they're like to noom or war it's a noom or war oh you guys want to watch this video that's all right there's a fucking video it's a space space get it over the hunchback of noom down noom down no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's the noom of nautradam yeah that's right the noom back of noom when you call it the hunch noom of heaven noom row no it's the noom back it has a noom for a back i prefer hunch noom the noom back noom back yes that's an american noom war then noom then noom we always juliet i love i love how this is always the most active i'll chat ever gets generating fucking movie names a noomler's list i like how this is like we can replace an ai by the way this is what this is it's just replacing film tapes with noom noom runner so i'm picture i'm now starting to picture a new raker like what like one of those tribbles from star trek bigger that's what i'm seeing in noomers i don't know why oh it's just it's just self perpetuating the aid or the grain of noom tiny creatures that like make high-pitched noises like like maybe they're you know noom encompasses many different entities because we still have the big mother noom that like you know they excrete a pheromone that causes people to worship them yes they're they're they're also they're noom nipotent noom oh boy oh my god i'm nooming i'm gonna i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom don't noom they noom it seems noom an intercourse noom an intercourse we got noom patrol noom patrol dude with my noom a serbian noom oh no don't take noom adventure the big noomowski nooblings to the new bad turn the noomy noom of the dead come yum noom noom yum mission impossible from the noom out yeah the human noomapede jimmy noom tron dr strider 10 things i hate about noom men and noom i like new monji i gotta say that was really fun oh look it's a whole diagram of healthy wolver noom or would that be noom verane noom verane i think feels like more the noom man yeah the ex nooms the ex nooms new monji i got i got silence of the nooms when he the noom when he the noom when he the noom what if but with noom venom let there be noom let there be noom yeah dude episode three of what if should just be noom is this what if noom yes what if noom yeah he got the 12 angry nooms everything to noom noom born pacific noom independence noom i get behind that bat ran batman and nooman yeah well yeah i am more than half when nooms out to continue the video now yes let us let us continue the cycle of noom has been completed uh the man said right after the man Ben noom sing not only bring their a game but are relishing in it being set right after the war it has a moderate aesthetic throughline to that earlier entry a moderate aesthetic through it don't compare this the every step brothers it's are they are you gonna talk about the fucking the big words for the places is that the big aesthetic throughline like what else you got come on it's a fresh and wonderful new style to the franchise it's one of my favorite mcu so this is probably the least of that kind of movie for the mcu when you watch black widow you're just like god this is so just very mcu sludge it's like reminds me this is mcu content like everybody when they saw that helmet thing happened and the suicide squad was immediately like well i'm remembering that as part of this film is like filming technique forever yeah when does that happen in black widow i remember the pain yeah it was the date and i just wanted to get that out of the way first so that you could understand where i'm coming from i understand not really um all i know now is you are hyper biased toward this film for some reason but i don't know what it is it's because he likes what is it yeah i'm going to feel as passionately as i do or that this film is 10 years too late and that's completely okay but at least from my man it's too no no no it's not okay it's if it's too anything it's not that's the whole point of not okay that's what that's what the two thing is it's not okay if it's too late i think it's too late and that's okay well wait no after she died and it's not too late also this is all good as someone just highlighted the super child is like relishing in it it's like he sued them like it's so awkward he's relishing that lawsuit yeah matrix remunerated he wants to do it in arbitration rather than through court wait sorry what's happening i think the development is that disney would prefer for it to go through arbitration rather than through court i bet they would yeah yeah of course well because arbitration means that it's you can have it be like you know more more close behind closed doors like it's not as public well since they've basically cut her off he don't want no discovery phase h numerga well i think that their argument that the film made something like 500 fluid it's um that noom that noom and i think that was gone pneumatica from what i understand the development is let me i remember seeing it that they said that the film made so we got our numbers now apparently plus disney plus revenue it was something like 500 million dollars sure that movie made which is less than what they wanted i would imagine oh yeah yeah yeah i think that would be a billion pre-pandemic like that would be probably needed about 550 to break even 550 million to break even yeah so it says 367 million box office 125 million streaming um that's according to the latest court filing angry noom angry noom right where they lost money might have lost money maybe yeah the fact that it's the fact that we're having the conversation of maybe it even did instead of it just was like which is yeah that's bad news to be worried assurance assurance for it sat on the shelf doing nothing man that's true plus plus the interest from the investors that money ticks and ticks that's why you got to get your fucking films out but yeah that's a lot of money that this film most likely had to make around 550 to even break even on this and we don't know much about its numbers on hb o not hb o disney plus no it's it's what i said is that according to disney's own like court filings it made about 125 million from streaming so that brings the total amount that it made to about 500 million which is yeah not not my a like that my a the newman the strike well black widow was a triumph that's what i think it's an absolute triumph as i do or that film is 10 years too late and that's completely okay but at least from my opinion i'm here to tell you why i think black widow works and why i think it's one of the most important effective man roman the law is everywhere stop it it's none of those important important really the mcu was able to exist functionally without it means it's one of the most unimportant they squeezed it in between not multiple movies a movie yeah in such a way that none of it was ever referenced it's just like oh it was just it's like she walked into a room walked back out about a whole movie happened the only thing of it that's going to like i can lead into anything in the future is the post-credits scene yeah that's a which to be fair like if yelena just showed up and said i was i'm his sister and i'm pissed at you it'd be like all right you caught me up i guess problem solved it's just like yep there you are and you know what she'd be a better person at that point because she wouldn't have had the prison scene yes fucking prison scene man widow works and why i think it's one of the most important you mean the mass murder scene emotional entries in the mcu emotional oh my gosh you don't clap at anything won't you well you need you better help well i know i did feel something with this film i did feel something i felt dead on the inside but i felt something dead on the end all right is he comparing this against the confrontation between captain america and iron man when you know tony stark feels that bucky barns killed his parents like that his things i get as emotional as those moments he's comparing it to everything everything in the mcu every wild goodness every emotional payoff you can think of y'all do is death the fucking now actually thinking this guy's associate well this is the problem with these videos they're always so fucking hyperbolic they call us hyperbolic all the time i'm like look at you guys you're going nuts you're like this is the greatest movie the mcu so far for it's emotional importance emotional the next greatest movie yeah until the next greatest movie comes out which is shang chi the greatest one the next greatest movie will be whatever the next Marvel movie it's definitely going to be eternal that'll be like the big this is like not your standard comic yeah it's evolving shang chi and the legend of the 10 nooms yeah i'd watch that the 10 nooms they'll be real important are they going to be like bracelets as well that are called rings for some reason that deserves yeah it's funny that they're called a race that is a big on people's arms like that is that is what is the definition of a ring is it does it have to be fingers uh-huh well i guess that's hmm why would i say that yeah because one of my favorite games and that's called a halo at ring like thousands of thousands of miles across ah here we go i mean ring a snow child band games or big one on a finger as an ornament or a token of marriage engagement or authority well yeah so ring definition is just yeah more a small that is that is the jewelry version of a ring but small on a finger version and it's a small version of a ring the actual just the term ring represents an unbroken circular band right sometimes which means there's still correct column rings in shang shi correct shang shi yeah it's just very counter-intuitive i mean if saturn can have rings around it satan those aren't rings they're too big no these are jewelry though they're just represented the jewelry well yeah bunch of small ice actually i know i know that i agree with you uh as the only thing is shang shi and the legend of the 10 bracelets this doesn't sound quite right does it it's like wow well i gotta say shang shi and the legend of the 10 rings that's a mouthful like it sounds shit already yeah it's a really long shang shi yeah that would be another choice yeah well don't make it just don't make it what up well so the man like i would like for there to be like a cool martial arts movie that'd be neat but i don't know let's see i think i i think people are just just on such an even fundamental level the name is not attracting them like i'm not even familiar with this character does he have a superhero name like even if he was just something as dumb as kung fu man would have worked better to attract people's attention uh yeah because i'd be like oh this is a comedy okay well maybe i think honestly i think you're on the logo on the poster and that'll sell tickets it looks so generic um yeah they were gonna make it english but and they said what does shang shi translate to in english they're like derrick smith oh well apparently ah film okay i don't think the film called derrick smith's gonna do much so we're keeping chinese by the way i saw a clip actually of this film it's it's some really great lamp got lamp shading right that's it's really great lamp character the character is great lamp guys this lamp is made of noom this noom lamp shade but anyway he says like so apparently he can't he left and change his name to shorn it's like man shong shi to shorn it's like dude like try a bit harder to change your name if you want to find did he have a second there was a just shorn well maybe he had a lot shorn she oh no shorn she i don't know maybe that was it that's just like man um it's uh nothing about the name catches my attention or makes it oh well yeah because of that it's like i just want to say you're on something with that because iron man without any causes like what's that about iron man man of iron like the man in the iron oh okay so apparently according to wikipedia shong chi is also known as the master of kung fu and brother hand brother i mean if those are your three choices i would go with shong chi i have brother i want to see the master of kung fu the master of kung fu feels too nebulous to be a specific identity for one boring to me like the master of kung fu okay well i i guess there's that too i guess he's a kung fu master right i guess i mean you they're adding extra stuff right in the comics does he fling around a bunch of rings is that like bracelets well doing the rings are actual rings in the comics and the Mandarin is an iron man villain i don't know yeah yeah but they screwed it up so this is our door and hey look it's been building since iron man one this was definitely in the plan when they made iron man one they were like you know in 13 years more than that actually this one like reference to the 10 rings is gonna come back it's gonna come back in 13 years you'll see but they should they should have run with it 13 years in the making shong chi and then have iron man just say you know have them say these disorganization the 10 rings uh 13 years from now when i'm dead somebody will avenge them don't don't don't don't wait for christmas 10 bracelets who do do do black widow fell off a cliff and died and she should have stayed that way but they got it back for a whole movie one last one last skin suit get in that skin suit one more time hey that's like a dress and corpse of dead drag that dead fucking corpse of black widow across the screen for two hours what's like when i when jerry was with tammy and see rick and morty yeah i was gonna say the fucking skin suit people in that as well like the it is kind of like that like when she turns up because you know she's dead already that if you know they're gonna assassinate her she's like oh look at this creature walking around calling herself black would have to stop it going it's like it's ditto yeah she gonna die of course she's not because she's she she's dies in in another film we already know how she does they really took advantage of that didn't they no stakes whatsoever when it comes to didn't they have a comment about that because i didn't put it in the video but they they addressed that they were like yeah but even if she does die later we're still gonna put it through many like crazy adventures and stuff all kinds of damage it's like yeah you killed her a million times over dead it's so it's fine it's the one it's one of the things that just like everybody picked up on watching it so you can't not pick it up i even think like my dad's really chill with movies i think if he was watching he'd be like oh she oh she's okay yeah she's walking around tough girl yeah she i think you'd be like how is she not there he would ask me like does she is she a super person or whatever or he'd just assume it i just feel like yeah sure she's she's a super it's fine don't worry about it yeah she's more powerful than captain america in that film she i'm trying to think of what did she survive the heat he probably could survive the what she survived right right well i mean could he have survived a plunge straight from the fucking space station to the ground like hey there was a little parachute went boop right before he had a parachute yeah about 10 meters from the about 10 meters in the bottom yeah why are you making fun of that scene it was so cool everything was it was so powerful it was emotional i would say it was important they were relishing it it was important relish i hate it when mcdonald's relish is my burger and i tell them not hey do you think this guy would be pissed at scorsese he's like black widow is cinema fuck you and we'd be like oh god i don't agree with either maybe like i mean we agree uh when you on a on a fucking table that hard she's just gonna fucking spark herself out no she'll be fine you feel like if captain america slammed his head on that something would break are they his own skull the table yeah because he's pretty powerful i'm looking if and he's gonna break his own brain noobs which are super soldier brain noobs maybe they're a little stronger you know no i'm not saying captain america won't survive in it i'm saying she's apparently she's on a parity with his power level in this film well if he had a super desk he could do it that's super desk made out of super soldier desk it's injected with the serum yeah you have to like super screw into the desk yeah they put the desk in that thing yeah that machine they put the desk in the scene in the first movie but a desk getting put that machine there's only one dude in the whole year it's like is that a desk why are we putting a desk in that he's the only person who notices like everyone else is gonna say that we're trying to make chairly canon yeah well mel would be happy yeah yeah i mean just just uh put the super serum in in a chair and captain america will throw a chair around instead of uh instead of a shield wouldn't that be copying bat rock that's bat rocks thing oh yeah that is bat rocks thing isn't it don't want to don't know yeah don't want to mix and match all these powers i love it when they're all individual and not just hyper powerful female characters that'll have mystical magical powers that i can't tell the difference between no discernual feature on them at all it's like oh describe monica rambo so she's a jelly person that can yes what about scarlet we limits are yet to be determined i guess range range of stuff that comes out of her that's really strong red lube juice it's like the juice that they use in the mind control maybe they got it from her maybe yeah um you know what'd be fucking great by the way is if she misunderstood when filming what they were going for and so when she's on the press circuit she's like yeah yeah you know she's gone down a bad route she is a full-on villain now she is doing horrific things and you know we hope the event just can stop it and the makers are like what no what you're a hero what yeah you're a hero you were a hero fucking kidding me i just went and killed a bunch of kids no but ronica ronica rambo said the it's okay ronica rambo ronica rambo no no no monica is trans and her new name is ronica his new name is ronica ronica she's stunning and brave but she's not that clever so kind of her a bit of hey you know ron for sure yeah ronica rainbow here yeah you know with all these nooms running around we need some sort of organization like uh like a noom variance authority oh my god and they they take out any variant nooms they melt them anyway no i want to know why this movie is important okay you guys are ruining all the important messages about all right gosh why i think it's one of the most important effective and emotional entries in the MCU without getting into heavy spoilers or a deep plot the basic premise of the film is that natasha romanov is on the run out getting into spoilers you want to talk about why this is one of the best things to you from her sister you wouldn't want to spoil when breaking down a movie would you oh yeah the the really complex plot that makes actually no sense i was actually going to spoil that this plot is one of those plots that relies on you not like just you just go with it you're like these people are here these people because like so many reviews i watched would just describe how um she goes to her at the at the apartment and it's like did anybody wonder how and why all of that happened because i don't blame people for not doing that it's fucking strange and fast but it happened like me is basically me in bed strange and strange and fast strange and fast teach me your power do you have jelly powers like on a crambo ronica but i can't last i think i can't keep up for long i can't last long getting in a heavy spoilers hey the candle that burns brightest you know yeah the premise of the film is that natasha romanoff is on the right turn into a jelly creature that just likes it while hiding out receives a package from her sister yelena that reroutes her onto a yelena yelena yelena you said you love this movie you call it a yelena i hit the way can we keep the port keep the frame here can we just see that the actress is still lying on the mattress that they have provided for her oh my god you couldn't just lay on a building you had to lay on a mattress i don't know what's wrong with that what should lie on the mattress in the movie yeah what's wrong with that right okay right do you not want to stable platform for sniping purposes so the only thing i find weird about it is how the fuck it must have been a difficult job to get up maybe dropped in by helicopter or something but i'm assuming we're very good little is the sniper on like a tripod or something i i can't actually tell from here but i don't anything so if that's a normal mattress if you move like any other part you know how one of those topopedic things i don't mean that the part travel would be on the mattress i mean it'd be on the edge of them like the concrete past the mattress you know i can't tell from here if it's long enough though maybe uh yeah i wouldn't it's no point in putting a tripod on a mattress it's just well i mean it's probably better than not but still she's on a mattress on a roof already we've thrown reason out the window and she's right i mean i guess logically possible that she can do that well like i said i i never even thought about this like i guess it's strange that she got the mattress up there you know maybe she happened to find it close up but she definitely on the mattress on the close-up she's definitely on a mattress yeah i remember seeing that visual quite a few times i would feel insulted as an actress like oh it don't lay down we're gonna put this fucking mattress here for you to lay on but remember you're a woman yeah you're strong female character but make sure that you lay down on this mattress we don't want that cold hard ground touching you don't want to get you cold do you think it's how insulting see that window next to just down there do you think she jumped in there stole the guy's mattress and like popped it up by a rope 100 percent just give me a mattress yeah weird it does really strong weird cumbersome nature of a mattress and yeah well i'm thinking about it now like oh imagine getting the mattress from inside that room up to this like oh it's gonna be so fucking annoying and you have to try and curl it through the window and it's not working and it falls out like i'm gonna be like what are you doing i'm getting my mattress aren't you getting your matress my sniping mattress what is it's like a hatch on the roof and she's she's actually got the mattress on top of the hatch on the roof oh maybe you guys snipe without a mattress i'm actually fucking weird i'm sniping comfort that is kind of funny actually yeah and and the fucking useless bitch missed she she was didn't even fire right she's also nothing all that for fucking nothing that she didn't know it was gonna be nothing she was ready to shoot she would have nailed it for combat with her that was that's her that if you look close you can notice it's actually camouflage mattress that's her combat mattress it's like retractable it sits in there like um gauntlet thing you just press the buttons like a mattress yeah it's got little it's got little molly straps on the side of it oh man like they're all they're all deployed in like the ship you know like the kind of helicopter they're in for the suicide squad she's just there with a mattress she's like i'm gonna need it just still mind me okay now to me the most insulting thing about the scene right here is that she's clearly on the wrong building you know you see that white building with the yellow highlights that's blocking a very large portion of her view and as a sniper you would have gone onto that building there because it has a larger field of view it has a wider lip to give you more cover and look it even has a door that leads to the roof so you can bring a mattress well shad what is fatal flaw with your plan shad fatal flaw with your observation i'm looking at that white building with a gold trim and i count approximately zero mattresses oh no what are you doing you could bring a mattress with you onto it you know what you can bring the mattress with the tree i'm changing positions and there's no there's no large building there's no large building to block your field of view and it's a it's like a vastly better position for a sniper so which bloody idiot put her on the red building well the red building has the mattress you guys know um the mattress is there to begin with because they're not going to move the mattress like no no field of view is not the most important thing for a sniper i need a mattress this building has a mattress we're going to have done yeah that's probably what it was she chose it because of the mattress it was the only one that had a mattress on top of it yeah it was the only one that just had a mattress conspicuously placed oh come on you've seen that all the time these are the great mattress families of where this is morocco they just love having mattresses on roofs that's like a state of moroccan culture you know the homeless situation in morocco got really bad okay yeah they live on top of us maybe it's like hey why don't we go to my roof tonight this is my aesthetic roof mattress we can make love and we can make a love underneath the moonlight we can snipe people what about emotional and important because you're an emotional important woman oh yes you say we have a lot of roofs like snoopy or something we would work on your breathing that's a little bit like snitch you guys know um shop put we are friends in morocco strange and quick it just like uh you want middle beat shop put you know that turn your pelvis i was that man on the roof i was that baby he was that mattress i was the conception shop put you know that i was that mattress i know i know shop put that that's the thing with the bowls right yeah you know how they they spin it and then they let go and it was as um i was thinking i thought shop put was when you put it up like against oh yeah you might be right actually which is the one where they spin is that the one they spin and throw yeah they spin with the shop put at the chin still depending on the technique they're spinning i know that discus is the one that uh you spin for sure oh okay well you know what shop put that man any of those three i was thinking maybe you have like to get the mattress over to that building she could do that which one has the string we were saying it's hammer you you you you you down and then you turn to your one thing you don't spin with shop put hammer throw no i mean like which one has which one has the string thingy that you throw and i keep saying how that you around is oh the strings oh the hammer this yeah that's when you spin rigid there we go we got there in the end you only took 10 minutes we got it i think you should hammer throw the mattress mattress hammer throw the mattress to the other building that's what i'm suggesting she's a black widow they've been trained yeah right well he's just gonna fall down and walk up that washing line no no she will get it right over there she'll nail it i don't think she got it up there okay the more i look at this in the more dumb things i've noticed like it is a very conspicuous place to lie for a second look at this building on the far left of the screen right anyone looking out of a window at that building all the buildings are the hole that sees out this there's a sniper on the roof and you know the other building where i said she should belong there's a lip on the sides to give her more cover so it would be easy to hide all right and there's already things on the roof to make it less odd to have say a mattress on there's someone just put a mattress there on this roof there's no access to the roof and so clearly someone went out of their way to put them in someone's light there and it's next to the hill rise where these other buildings are and simply just look out of the window and see it's like there's a sniper on a mattress on the building what is that it is strange extremely conspicuously dressed lady with wonderful makeup and hair and she's laying on a sniper mattress i think she's up to no good no one who lays on this i just want you to appreciate noom tubbies noom tubbies what about johnny pneumonic oh man that's good that's a good one the last noom of christ that drudges up her past including her time in the red room where she was conditioned from childhood to become a master spy assassin yeah i was going to say what is this music what the fuck this is very unfitting music for this this subject this is like he's talking about her being kidnapped from childhood and trained as an assassin yeah it's hey hey it feels weird especially when he was talking about like the espionage genre before it's like it's a weird song to be using when you're talking all about spy movies and like how this redefined like the spy genre like reunited it for the new generation no no no i know what they're doing this it's like this music doesn't belong here but it's snuck into this movie like a spy well then how come we can hear it they want us to hear no no no that's okay because you just wouldn't know by looking right you know how i like uh like a the spy can hide in plain sight they don't wear these goofy ass black uniforms well i don't know if i trust that because i watch black widow and they do that a lot so they do yeah and they have bullets on their shoulder for reasons in case they need another full bullets specific reason yeah and k yeah oh it's like oh i got my bullet my shoulder bullets like every goodest every good assassin knows you need to have your shoulder bullets yes in leipzig and while hiding out receives a package from her sister yelena that reroutes her onto a quest that dredges up her past including her time in the red room where she was conditioned from childhood to become a spy assassin russian before her heel face turned towards shield it is of course the long overdue black widow solo film that everyone has wanted for years i mean four years was completely out of sync it that is very distracting everyone wanted not this film though yeah not this one while it had come out chronologically after civil war and made her involvement in infinity war onwards even more emotional and impactful no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no when i watch endgame now i'll know that she didn't look after anybody she'd give a fuck even after referring to them as family she's like that's fine so when you're wondering how she died her only family is us and then it's kind of not now because they gave her another one just you know more at rock remember these people she for some reason have another family yeah she just doesn't care about the fact that there's a whole set of blood relatives that may very well be looking for her she just doesn't care no it's strange that the film critics who do this is like a job are the people who seem to be the most easily fooled by what the film's just trying to say and not what it actually says yeah it's like it's like someone walks into your house and just starts taking your stuff and you're watching them but they say oh no no no it's all good we're fine and they're like oh yeah yeah it is okay um i just keep doing it yeah this is one of my like yeah this is one of my primary problems for these people all the way back in the day i would listen like before e-fab and stuff i'd listen to some of these videos and i'd be like what film did you watch this doesn't happen no please stop it i know it's like watching a completely different fucking film he's like this incredible espionage movie that's emotionally important you're like what do you what did you see tell me and then he's like i wouldn't want to spoil you're like noom but that's just their opinion mauler and you know it's like oh man seriously you got a poopy opinion stinky in marvel studios black widow natash's objective is to get to the red noom all the girls were trained in the red noom well that's a mighty nice looking mattress there really is an idea the red room is filled with sniper mattresses it's where we train is this whole like closet filled with them you have to take them all off the racks to use them they're not even special they're just mattresses they play musical mattresses one master 69 quick to put a mattress oh shit i'm out fuck yeah that's a really hard training so much on training not everyone wakes up you're already on their mattress are they just begin shooting you start shooting them when they done the mattress oh god what oh jeez oh something's about to happen with the graphics it's gonna be more emotional and impactful that doesn't diminish how genuinely great this film is and god i said that again it's hyper generic to me like why now it's fine now it's fine text it's four minutes in and he said nothing apart from selling his soul to a better health to noom it's interesting it's interesting how the little you haven't sold your soul to noom well it's interesting how little substance what he has said has at the moment where he's like it's emotional it's important and he gives no contextual reason or example it's just it's just waffle at this point it's it's so great because of all these you know like undefined reasons it's like you back up what you're saying with something we've got i'm just gonna really confidently assert that this is a very emotional powerful and important story and it's so great i'm gonna say it again but now there's text of it also which makes it more powerful okay it certainly doesn't diminish its importance nor the importance of natasha romano why did you put the name on screen why did you do that tell me why i can i know what your words are when you say them i have the ear holes i i get it and it should numinar if it's for the hearing impaired then why isn't the whole video like that what just this like closed captions exist and would probably take don't get it it's to add emphasis like it's a visual emphasis so it stands out okay so why was why was it first name white and her last name red why did they do that i got nothing it's called candy cane editing someone's going to say well because those the black widow colors right red and white from like the movie it's only red white when she goes to murder the people in Siberia it's no camo she planned on that out of lunch thank you when they made that gulag anyway that's great place for an avalanche no people is like i try to provide reasoning like oh because of the red editor letter no why is the one name white one name red why did he choose those names why like is the last is natasha the clean name and roman off the duty name don't you know oh roman off red russian red like the soviets all right let's go into that so it doesn't red for the commies rusa red for the red guardian because oh my god i come from a noom down under oh yeah she's got so much blood it's a it's a it's a it's a corn like a symbolism yeah corn corn's neat okay so i want to i want to break down i want to break down this uh editing convention no i just want to break down yeah you want to break down i just want to break down oh i was i was oh so no i mean cracks quickly i'll sign up to noom and they will protect you from breaking oh my god you're right i need to get there i know that they've been trained inside in psychology at psychologies and and and they'll teach you what to what to eat and you and they'll tell you and you know pictures to their specialists become what should i eat like i don't know about skittles and you look at it a bit down i want you to send me a picture of your tits and i really want to see oh my god i think by then how oh yes and racy pictures to your supervisor that was one of the officers really help your mental health yes as well yes it'll make you comfortable you like clearly you'll be more comfortable with your body when you're willing to expose yourself to me you're strange on the internet yeah we're gonna help you with your body positivity yeah they said nothing but grapes what happens when you take the g away from grapes you know i'm sensing a pattern here hey hey me repository oh my god how did you break nudity oh no what what how do you think of uh zack sanders adaptation of of the famous dc comics supervillain noomsday in bvs uh i i was not a fan of the great god noomsday appearance and i'm not even a big fan of noomsday to begin with but even then like noomsday just kind of like you know the even even by my low bar for that character it was like oh you still fucked it up cool noo what do you mean that was awesome the big orc he was like all right i want to break down i want to break down the sitting at the convention okay because i think there are some times when it's it works well in your edit to have the text of a key word to add emphasis to what you're saying sometimes exactly but it needs to be an important time when what you're saying like the keyword has an important emphasis to try and convey to the audience at the right time i think it's it's it's misfire here it wasn't important there's no key thrust to what is trying to emphasize with his point is saying Natasha Romanoff and then bang text and stuff and it's misfire to rub it off yeah and see the time is when you the times when you would want to use such an editing technique is when it's you're about to say something important it's like setting off a small atomic bomb in the video to really make the audience pay attention to the the big central thrust oh our full central thrust right are we back to grapes with those thrust yeah with the point you're making this is also similar to the misunderstanding of the writing convention show versus tell where people say you always must show over telling and i'm specifically mentioning the writing convention you're not necessarily the visual side in conveying in cinema because the the misconception about that is that showing something means that you're showing something important and therefore you should actually reserve it more often to when it's actually doing something important and if you were to literally show you every single action like so and so woke up and then you were brushed his teeth and you actually describe every single action will be one of the most boring stories in the world and so the key part of storytelling is that you need to get over any uh first you don't need to share any information that's you know not important to the narrative and then you the other parts to just connect the dots you don't need to describe every little detail showing to the audience because the showing aspect is when you're actually emphasizing something to the reader that what is happening is important and then you you've converted you're not telling now now you're showing it and like this is i'm quitting one of the great like authors of our time i feel also scott carter phenomenal author he says like showing is like an atomic bomb in your writing where you're now is explaining something that's really significant in the scene you've slowed down the narrative to go through every single kind of action and movement of what's happening in the scene and therefore you need to reserve it for the right time because if you overuse it it's going to ruin your thing and it's the same thing what we're seeing here with like the oh oh well this was this applies to black widow where they showed the plunger thing the syringe in yolina's shoulder oh yeah and um and it just was like a lot of weird attention was paid to it and it just amounted to nothing yeah exactly when you overuse it you actually dilute the audience to this really important convention because the audience is getting all the time and then they can't really discern properly what's the important thing because it's being you're over emphasizing all these other things that aren't important and so when you want to actually have those important things come through with the right narrative thrust uh you need to use the these like conventions that can hit the reader with a big impact like you know throwing text up on the screen to emphasize a word you need to use it at the right time sesame seed i think in a video essays uh the time i was most common see them is when it's gonna be the main point they're gunning for when they're ripping down a movie or putting it into pieces and then bring it back up and they're like this whole movie is about loss and then that would all come up on screen you're like okay and then like five minutes later when they're done describing one journey of a character and then they're like ultimately this is about lost and it comes up again you go oh i remember when you put that up before and it's come back so now i remember it's just simple cues like that but i don't know what happened because it is iterated into this hideous monster where you just randomly throw words on screen and they just don't don't care anymore i'm sad about that Natasha Romanoff we know i have it a lot in my new video but it's for very specific messages and like a like if it's a whole sentence that we're breaking down then the sentence will be there so that you could remember the sentence and it's it's there in visual form exactly something like that i do it correctly is this long it was no more along there's no more along that bastard he can't keep getting away with it god damn no damn you no it was no matter all alone we've gone with super films before oh my god they're all about men much noom about everyone here is like guys business just picked up get your pitchfork ready what just happened to you more like get your pitchforks ready okay okay this is like this is like saying all the soldiers in world war two just makes the stories all about men it's like okay what about captain marvel i'm guessing he's gonna have to exclude that one yes important wonder when Natasha Romanoff i guess my point with is like why is that a bad thing if it had if we'll let him explain let him explain why would they have an issue if it was all about women in a context where women would be naturally more represented because of their natural inherent strengths and you think it's odd that men happen to be over represented in a sugar of protection and strength and combative ability yeah we've got that it's called phase four of a model cinematic universe on its way buddy i think about where we've been you know well let's just let's see what you think because i'm i don't know where this one's going gone with superhero films before the mcu they're all about men batman wolverine spider man the whole wait wait wait wait wait he said x-men how many women are on the x-men like well this doesn't work for the mcu either he's like what wait i'm showing pepper on especially now where it's like suspicious amounts of what is he about to say about pepper wolverine spider man the hulk iron man there are certainly great characters who are women who appear in these films but they all even the ensemble ones like x-men have a clearly defined lead character that so you're wrong because misty misty is like front and center in the fucking the the new ones remember because jennifer laurence's career kicked off as she had signed in for those films so they started to make it like all about her that didn't work out we say that couldn't we say the most popular superhero characters are usually male characters is that a fair observation uh yeah because it the superheroes that come from an industry the comic industry which is predominantly male exactly this is my point and also like men throughout history have fallen into their heroic protective role because they're natural inclinations and capacities okay i'm and so it's also exactly provider and protector all right and when bad things happen you need like even if it's performed by bad men you need good men to stop them because they're the ones most equipped to be able to do it all right and so it's perfectly fine to have that clear reality reflected in fictional media okay that men are more often taking up the role of being a protector and look guys love female superheroes they exist there's plenty of them but the fact that there might be this kind of loves me too much i think it's i think it's yeah that's also true i think it's you know a fair observation say but there's probably more popular male superheroes than there are female superheroes but why is that a bad thing all right i mean well as he said it's a bad thing yet well i mean but he's the context of this is he is saying this is a negative and that black widow is there i don't know technically i don't know we haven't gotten to it you'd like a lot of people say that but i don't think he said it yet i could understand what the implication coming across because it's like these are all about men as if it's like let's get that clear and then talk about how we're fixing that you know dangerously close yeah his next words will determine they'll change the course of history for forever oh my god that's a long time even the ensemble ones like x-men have a clearly defined lead character that is a man storm in the x-men films marijane in the spider-man films cat man in uh you know cat man cat man again again this is a yummy yummy yummy before he's even made his point we're at the point where he's kind of lied already because again misty isn't rogue like possibly the protagonist in x-men one as well oh yeah yeah oh yeah like i said then you know you would say that i mean you would say the hero character the first x-men movie is wolverine he's the one that saves so we're getting brass tacks now we're pretty much talking to just about who takes action and screen time involved like i'm not letting him have this he's wrong okay it's incorrect it's got plenty of agency in x-men that's what i'm saying like i don't know like i i would say the primary yeah no one can touch those of x-men is wolverine in that movie well like i said i'm referencing not just that one but the the later ones as well where misty gives the most prominently featured and she's the team leader it's kind of weird oh yeah the later ones and like those are out by the time he's making this video so he's not telling the truth sees he's not doing it yeah when is that ever stopped him yeah but they're all supporting characters propping up our man's what wait a minute oh my god gene gray next thing too why is that a bad thing this is like saying it's a bad thing that the you know in rom-com romances it's always from the female perspective and they're the main characters and the male characters are supporting loving love that shit and and they're just there for objects for the female character the primary characters fall in love to it's like why it's like saying that would be bad it's not freaking bad it's just obvious reality like there are genres that are catered to certain generous big dentists because of their what they naturally i think it's neutral i don't see how it could be good exactly it's a neutral reality that is that if it doesn't make sense like and certain skills like that well i mean it's it's ultimately that question of like is there a problem that there are skewed interests is there necessarily a problem with the fact that more men are more likely to enjoy something and more women are more likely to enjoy something else it's like does there need to be a balance why would be the first question yes i'm stuck back it's like oh it's sporting where she's just supporting the male protagonist it's like why are we supporting character in this particular how humiliating genre you got here boys it'd be awfully shame the first woman took it over now one that yeah yeah are we then saying that alexi is just supporting the female characters in black widow and is that derogatory somehow i don't understand what's happening yeah well this is why it comes from a massive like place of hypocrisy if he legitimately has an issue with the fact that a lot of the female characters can tend to be supporting you know cast members for the main hero protagonist all right you should then have an issue with rom-coms um in reverse all right you should have an issue with black widow because male characters are supporting like he should hate hallmark he should he should have hallmark on a on a satan he has to have a problem with like basically every story ever because pretty much every story has one main character like or one central protagonist well if he would have he would have to have a problem with any story that was catered or or had a gender protagonist that had the opposite gender supporting them in a supporting role like just to be consistent with this you know if this is a criticism really sounds like it is pointing this out as a criticism and a flaw with the mcu and that is saying that black widow is the film to fix this and if it is like it's actually revealing a large amount of sexism in his own perspective and hypocrisy as well so the part not a good argument mate the part i'm curious about is how black widow fixes all this because i'm assuming that's what we're going right well as world natasha romanoff really changed that in her introductory appearance in 2010's Iron Man 2 yeah she's got the same amount of significance as her predecessors although you could still easily argue it's a somewhat Iron Man and cap heavy film natasha is more wait do you just call Iron Man 2 a whoa whoa what a heavy film there's a lot of focus on Iron Man in an Iron Man movie how are you missing the power he said it's all he said cap as well what's happening i was like i'm so lost shield is at one point that's about it what you know what release release the iron America yeah apparently there was a there was a curve i'm at two and captain america was featured prominently i don't have to release the cap cut of Iron Man 2 honestly i'd be interested i just this i find it difficult to understand how someone could say something so blatantly incorrect and it's just and the context is so obvious like even if we were to you know ignore the dumb captain america thing is like trying to say there's a problem there's some issue with the fact that the iron man movie was all about iron man i i can't believe i'm hearing this it's also weird because and it's like she played a similar role but she was doing one day i kind of need to hear him again because i was there was several things happening all at once there that just kind of blew my mind from being completely honest with you guys i simply wasn't enough iron man in black widow for my liking i agree with that thank you is propping up i needed the validation as he saves the world natasha romanoff really changed that in her introductory appearance in 2010's iron man 2 yeah she's got the same amount of significant why was iron man 2 why did the red why didn't have like the red i've asked that question i don't know why they read things or not i think it's just not i think it's not i'm fine with the the particular colors being used but why do they choose which how do they choose which parts to make red i don't know i think it's just whatever her predestine although you could still easily argue it's a somewhat iron man in cap heavy film natasha is more front and center it's really weird like you could you i mean you mean pepper or Tony's dad sort of like who do you think not even introduced this point i think in america no i think you might cut to mark i think he's confusing this with the war and here's america 3 war yeah war i was thinking like iron man 2 is like there's nobody who's featured as prominently as as tony there's no like oh it's it's tony and rodie's film or it's tony and peppers like no it's really just tony's film not even whiplash gets anywhere close to the you know weird it's really weird yeah cap and tony man it's taking that screen time away from natasha we argue it's a somewhat iron man in cap heavy film natasha is more front and center than didn't have been happy yet comic book film before her after what that's not true he said she's more prominent than any other female has been in a comic book movie up to that point okay i'm gonna introduce you to a little film in the 80s um let's just uh let's get this well like this there's plenty to reference already from like x-men they're more prominent than she is in iron man 2 i'm sorry and i hate to say this but there's always there's already been a cat woman film i guess you could say she was featured relatively prominently i guess i mean she's still really supporting all these male characters can you see them all she's supporting all them she's just supporting an industry that's done oh yeah there was the electra film like even fucking electra in the dare devil film is like comparable yeah she's more prominent in that film than black widow is an iron man too sorry it's similar to that statement where they'll say you know like what with um what they're saying with captain marvel where it's like the first female lead superhero is like no it wasn't these people not know history they want you to forget it so they can claim the trophy they want to claim the trophy yeah they want to claim the trophy for themselves black panther the first black man on the screen yeah ever yay first black person ever chase the sequence the very first thing we cut to is black widow and we spend very little time without her right up until we hit the end credits she's essential to bringing bruce banner on board she helps trick lowkey she's even something i'm what is he saying wasn't this what do you gotta prove about wasn't this video about black widow like the movie i mean yeah so now now we've moved on to well she's pretty important in these films like yeah yeah in other films i don't disagree with that yeah of a voice in during the moment where lowkey staff is kind of driving everyone insane and of course there's no limit to the amount of ass she kicks during the new york city climax her place in the avengers and her bond with her teammates secure is he done to this footage i don't he's crushed it yeah like the aspect ratio has been like reduced i've seen that a couple times i don't know why it's applied to copyright guns i don't think it's covered in no no that wouldn't work should be part of the group she's often a measured voice of reason but not the solid why are you showing footage of her being a measured voice of reason part of the crew part of their shit to both bruce banner and steve rogers in particular her voice is the thing that can most easily bring bruce back from being the hulk and through her experiences alongside steve in the winter soldier they develop a mutual trust that is matched by i don't know what the fuck what's the point of any of this can we're like okay get back to black widow the movie that you said was just the bestest ever so remember when the point was the women aren't featured as prominently in the often support male characters i guess he's trying to say that all all of black widow stuff in the mcu has been like her own stuff even though didn't he essentially just imply that she supports hulk and steve couldn't you make that argument yeah he has established right now that she's playing an important supportive role and i'm like yeah i i agree uh why is this a bad thing well that's i don't know i thought that he was trying to put this in opposition to stuff like spider man to and whatever else like this is different she's like something else like i don't know where he's going i'm very confused she's playing a more active role i don't get it yeah they're of their lives and then of course there's clint barton with whom natasha had already formed a sibling like lifelong bond natasha abandons her espionage assignment during the avengers in order is the point all right so 15 minutes 15 minute video you spent your first two minutes on new and then you're you're recapping black widows other movies you're running out of time but yeah you're right we we're almost halfway and i mean this right this video is numed we are this is the kind of yeah like it's one minute on new miss that's you know it's amazing we i think we spent like an hour and a half on this video already he still hasn't talked about what it was amazing yeah that thing yeah it's like it's amazing yeah there was like a 10 second substance of the movie there's like a 10 second portion of the video where he was like blackwood was great it's got great characters great it's great anyway black widow throw all the mcu in all of her films other than black widow here we go why what's what was the point of this video i need i return is this him trying to say why black widow is so important i'm get well we're gonna get to black widow eventually surely right when he's running he's got it's just is this just to contextualize why she deserves her own film maybe well we already all agreed with this like what he said what he said phase two game sorry the the movie came too late it's like yeah we so we all already agree look why we why why why why it's it's like yeah he's like the marcus brown of the mark brown fuck i oh he's like he's like he's like mark my favorite he's he's the mark brown of movie reviewers right now he's not saying shit let him say nothing Natasha abandons her espionage assignment during the avengers in order to help clint over why using this visual when that's the other scene oh well of course between her time in the red room and her subsequent life as a conditioned killer for post-soviet russia natasha spent much of her life manipulated and was mistreated conditioned and activated to do horrible things to people it was a long arduous journey for her to become the hero she is she couldn't do it alone and clint played a big part in bringing out her humanity halfway what are you doing having her nothing and kill a child we've like we've done a basic recap of Natasha Romanov in the mcu like what are we doing yeah how does it relate to entire movies oh oh he's the what he's like he's said he is the amelie probably she's the come the hero she is she couldn't do it alone and clint played a big part in bringing out her humanity he's family the entire team is family if there's a common thread throughout and that hurts your movie a lot by the way highlighting that her entire team is family really hurts your movie yep here in the mcu it's that when her family is in need she will come and she knows she won't why she won't she likes them for decades also what a fucking imagery of her being saved yeah wrong visual wrong fucking vision you're saving them what's going on and i can't believe how do people watch black widow the movie and conclude ah yes she'll always do everything she can for her family it's like she will come they told us that she didn't do fuck all they have a seed where she looks down because she's like oh fuck yeah i kind of did abandon all of you didn't i what what film did you watch she always comes through for him guys she always comes through for a family he did not know that's blowing up in the fucking furious god so annoying to listen to and it's like this didn't happen in the film i know this and you know what i know the writers wanted it but they just they were too stupid because they were busy trying to prop up yelena and then they were like wait let's make it so natasha sucks there's like no you can't do that she cares about her family it's like fuck it whatever she's she's dead anyway it's fine in black widow natasha fights to fix her fake russian families no she doesn't stop saying that what she doesn't talking about your motivation is it doesn't want them there at all her motivation is explicit is to stop drakov and destroy the writer has nothing to do with these people she didn't want to break out her father like it's like it was a necessity that she reluctantly had to do remember she almost was dead she almost leaves to do the mission herself and the mum is like it's too dangerous don't do it no hello no hello problems even been separated from them for over two years i love as well it's like oh she'll do anything for this family the so close part is like plays visual of them try to kill each other please include the ping pong clip do it in black widow natasha fights to fix her fake russian families problems even though she's been separated from them for over two decades that's her choice by the way you did that yes of course she does so while she's on the run and separated from her new avengers adopted one and it's in helping her old family that she learns how she can help me much about this avengers family what what she said by helping her old family she learned how to help her new one what are you talking what did she learn what did she learn where like what actually what what did she learn tell me i need to know this is information my brain desires to do in infinity war and and wait how does that i need to hear that again how is it what did she translate from her movie to those films them for over two decades of course she does so while she's on the run and separated from her new avengers adopted one and it's in helping her old family that she learns how she can help save her new one which she will go on to do in infinity war and end game what do you you just you didn't connect it with anything you just said it's the case the killer is clear there's no evidence to support what he's saying he's just trying to say things that sound meaningful with no substance behind it learned about family he was support your argument yeah if he was here we asked him oh wait what what did she learn exactly i'm curious what he'd say we know how to protect her families like no no no no maybe she did learn what what what did she learn how to kill yourself that was it she got the idea from fucking all the time she didn't die she was like you know what this makes perfect because she kept trying and you know she finally got it in end game oh man like black widow just trying to die and she just keeps on failing and then one day she finally succeeds just makes me think of when you don't think about movies at all all the events that happen because you're just like you know what she did kind of learn from having met alexi and melina and yelena that family is more important and you can fix it and that's what she did you know i want to see i want to see if i can do this right like because i feel i don't know the like truly what what what was important about the black widow film is that by her facing against taskmaster a villain that can adapt to every situation nachasha had to confront the problem she had in herself to adapt to difficult changes and it's because she defeated taskmaster in this film and enabled her to be able to adapt to the difficult changes that she was going to face in the future mcu did i do it maybe oh my bad vapid no no is it the same time it you know bullcrap like there's no substance to what i said at all but it's the same type of thing where they're just trying to create connections that don't have evidence to back them up in any way and she didn't learn to adapt to defeat taskmaster at all but as it was just complete bullcrap but in this but they say it with confidence and that it has meaning to it and it's it's not a sense i just i i did we've managed to get that leaked poster of iron man two with cap pretty cool oh yeah this is the unreleased one yeah it looks pretty intense right far and wide yeah i was gonna say we could get taken down if they find out we've been spreading this so i am let's just be keep it he would just we need to see that we need to do me it'll be a little secret okay i want to see that film though um don't just said i think his reasoning is she saved her fake family and she saved the avengers later because they are also family no she saved the avengers first she didn't even save her family she was going for yelena she didn't like the two teams that separate they didn't fucking care about each other in that whole scene they're just like oh well i hope you guys make it and then later on she's limping to him like i made it yeah they don't even have conversation like there's not that whole action scene happens after they have their big blow out and we don't really get anything to connect them back again like a conversation i mean realization well they're just like okay yeah oh man if we could fix it all up maybe the avengers have a chance like what do you mean you didn't talk about melena should be shot come on guys get your guns enough she's a horrible war criminal crazy horrible scientist person get rid of experiment on children get rick flag to kill it please yeah oh he's dead she experimented on children she's a piece of shit he's he is he dead yet or i don't even know yeah i guess he wouldn't be at that point yeah you know what it parallels so you know we don't know if kank can interfere with dc kank no no no if if peacemaker is still alive and rick flag can probably survive he would be alive anyway this is this is set in civil war time so he's that was metaphor okay oh yeah yeah of course yeah we're going back inside yeah this is like a year after suicide squad right no yeah he's he's chilling out he's doing great he still wants to fight for children so get him in here kill melena then go back over to the suicide squad it'll be fine yay that comb to herself sacrifice during any day because she's the character who would do so for the others probably before anyone else hulk i literally tried to stop her from doing it she's actually doing it for clint she's doing it for clint i find i find it interesting that like the scene itself is the two of them competing to do the act and he just said like she's the one that would do this like the two of them we're gonna do that but here's the thing we didn't need her own movie to establish no her own movie is not it's not even superficial it's it it's antithetical they didn't need to try to write on stuff she's already done into her motivation for doing it was because of this film yeah look as if it had anything to do with the fucking the fake family shit it's like no go away you're all horrible people anyway yeah even Steve roger who once jumped on what he thought was a live grenade nat's loss is felt in universe but has been felt much more potently on the other side of the fourth wall she's important to the mcu she's important to us and she continued i think the character i think the character is in the universe probably care more than i do i think it's how he used like i'm not saying i'm not gonna i do care but like i think care more i think it's only how he he used to see a whole whole kind probably cares more than i do yeah i like how he used a scene from tony's funeral to indicate her like her loss and like why use the bit where hot guy is talking to scarlet witch after yeah all or the fucking the grave grave yeah why wouldn't you use that yeah used to be important even after she's gone and even more so no one's ever really gone her legacy is tied together with that of spy cinema for all the aches and pains we felt during the bond hiatus is for as much as we wish we could have a mission impossible movie every single year i want every year away i want them to take the time they need to make the films yeah if it takes them five years then do it fucking do it just make it as long as you need jesus christ you cannot rush a masterpiece just just take as long as you have to take no rush it out just get content content content content we've come across this before uh like that mindset they don't realize how bad it is for what we've got it's like i want a marvel movie every year i want a mission impossible movie every year star wars star wars story k2so bitty story everything do it no give me give me more keys jaggle away it's not a secret a lot of time to get right yeah it's not a secret i love mission impossible but god damn i do not want a mission impossible movie you'll get the freaking the process we'll do no one to mulch yeah it'll just be shit yeah also i completely forgot that those films were even brought up the fucking spy shit we're finally back to it we got there like the spy shit is relevant again we did it yeah that's right he was talking about spy shit i forgot that was so long ago we went from noom to recaps to a captain in iron man to female characters of we've lost so many things i feel like i feel like when we started this video spy kids 3d noom over was still in theaters oh my god what a film it was good times what a noom it was it is is the character has consistently been here to fill the gaps even if the movies she's featured in don't exactly fall under what we think of as spy cinema what was the dating what the hell just happened there was that watched together on the video if it was a delay i got a delay too so let's try it again we've been here to fill the gaps even if the movies she's featured in don't exactly fall under what we think of as oh he fucked up he fucked up was that Matt text on screen like that's really hard to fuck up in vegas too or any editor really you must have proved it right that's when you easily spot that that's the kind of mistake that's disturbing to you even if you're not listening because you're just like that was out of sync yeah yeah it's just like what was that i like how we all know this to this yeah it was now i can't be bothered to edit it out because i've got to get my noom my noom 20 quid no time for noom oh and it was really loud too maybe that's something that made it so obvious how loud it was apparently apparently that's that's not edited apparently that's like griffin leaving his phone on and notifications coming on walking and recording his audio he didn't notice oh really there is software that can remove that though you can just isolate it say yeah just fucking remove it that's what did you do that he could have edited either side and then just cleared the edit cleared the volume i'm confused why couldn't he re-record the line i'm what's the problem apparently he put a disclaimer uh talking about it oh my god oh yeah the timer beforehand wasn't there yeah it was uh like he couldn't just re-record that bit of audio no like the answer is no audio i'm you know with my microphone in the lounge room and i need my kids to be quiet for a quick little thing and you know my son or even baby son might make a noise i just re-record and take it do it me another take to make sure the noise doesn't get into thing it's not that uh you can't do like two takes all right come on but you do realize you know i need to put a ding in that's crazy talk i shall put possibly several days that was what das bulger was talking about when he was on you know he was like the fucking sounds like dings and whatever these people never never balance them properly because they look at it in the timeline like yeah that's fine not fine we've achieved maximum ding cinema the soldier is probably the closest natasha has gotten oh no two of them how was it oh shit wait that was a second prominent how is it so loud is it right next to the microphone his phone to mute the fucking microphone when you record is that a that is a clear distinct very prominent bell it sounds like it's on the timeline as a thing but yeah i was going to say i'm an idiot like balancing the ding of course he wouldn't have because apparently he didn't give a fuck it's just like it's there whatever happened apparently according to my source there are a lot of things till the end of the video why wouldn't you re-record he could easily edit out the things easily even in the same audio take you say a line and if a ding happens that interrupts the word you did you just go back a sentence and start again it's not i don't get it and the bell cannot be on the run oh my god ask not for the phone dings it dings for the things for new things fall under what we think of as spy oh my god winter soldier is probably the closest natasha has gotten to it it's such a it's such a cue like you think to look on the screen like oh what do we do we counting something yeah what's happening it's just it's a new experiment it's a psychological experiment it literally sounds edit it sounds edit how do you you think this is why it got down it's a fucking ding well if you stop paying attention are you occasionally hear a ding it's like oh fuck fuck oh no oh fuck oh what what oh oh oh think about all the people who are listening to this and they heard the ding and they checked their phones yeah by the way that's the that's the frame of the disclaimer by the way oh let me get on quick disclaimer right here my phone goes off a couple of times a couple of times it's five already oh without me noticing so just pretend it didn't happen and keep watching the vid good good you so you took the time to edit this because you recognized it but you didn't re-record the lines where your phone makes a loud dinging noise well just how much do you not pair just pretend that it's what you wanted rags and see i didn't not even what the march Congress makes me understand angry ding ding ding ding ding ding ding save noom thuh what did you say then why did you say that name why did you say that noom so anyway let's let's let's not have some more dings it's the name of his mother This Natasha has gotten to a globetrotting espionage adventure like we expect of James Bond But even that film is very much a Captain America hero flick. I'm so anxious now that the ding's gonna go off any moment I'm trying to understand his point here Is he trying to say these other films are better because they had espionage elements in or that they had espionage elements in But they weren't true espionage films and he read and therefore the black widow film is better because He thinks it's a proper espionage film. Even though there's better espionage elements in these other films is referencing I'm not following his point Everyone's asking me to get down the ding I did it ages ago already like it's just more digs. I'm sorry Expectings more days then more days No, this is kind of like China Chinese water torture where the anticipation is kind of what is creating This sense of foreboding Like a way to do a couple of dings and what we're up to seven or eight now yep Such a Captain America superhero flick with the expected showdown between Avengers and its necessary escalation of action to a realm beyond espionage. What the fuck is he saying? I Do he lost when he said Avengers Avengers? I don't know if that fit the sentence properly. I got lost at that point in the rest of it was gobbledygook, so Let's try it in the secret. I'm sorry You guys are gonna have to hear some more dings because I really have to get the context for this one Oh, your soldier is probably the closest Natasha has gotten Lobe trotting espionage adventure like we expect of James Bond But even that film is very much a Captain America superhero flick with the expected showdown between Avengers and its necessary escalation Yeah, he said I would say Yeah, I would say there's more espionage kind of subplots to Captain Winter Soldier than there was in Black Widow like he had to you know go underground undercover and there's a lot of We actually we did we did mention that earlier on the video I think and we all we all did agree because the thing that's losing me here is he did I just wanted to really highlight because because it was brought up briefly there But like he did it with adding cap into I mind too. He just added the Avengers into Winter Soldier You said like well, we're gonna get that avengers pay off the girl gonna fight the bad guys It's like well, I mean it's cap Falcon and Black Widow. I guess that counts as the Avengers This is guy who thinks captain appeared in Iron Man 2 He does think that's true Hero flick with the expected showdown between Avengers and its necessary escalation of action to a realm beyond espionage and into fantasy, but now So he's saying he's saying we all expected at the end of Winter Soldier for to evolve to a point with the Avengers We'll have to battle something fantasy related and evolve past espionage That didn't happen No, there isn't If it is trying to say that it didn't end with like a spy thriller Thing with just a big battle sequence at the end. That's essentially what happened Black Widow 2 Black Widow was insane Sorry shadow posted memes and the Docs Yeah, I meant I'm on the repulsive. What's the text? I think it's too blurry in there. Yeah. Oh Yeah, I always felt that I meant to like Doc side really took a lot of the attention away from Natasha Making it all about Yeah, and look when Stefan Wolven Loki took out cap that was I like when Gandalf showed up as well, I thought that was a tasteful cameo in the post In the post credits and prior pre credits and pre-intro and post-intro scenes. Yeah, all those were gandalf pretty cool You know your book ended it pretty well, I think But when he had when he had the show the infinity gone, oh, holy shit I was like, um Using his infinity stuff with the expected showdown between Avengers and its necessary escalation of action to a realm beyond espionage And into fantasy, but now with Black Widow finally Natasha Romanov is given her bond film after all the No, no, she wasn't no Nothing bondy here. She doesn't get to control anything. Everybody pushes her around and to do All the bonds has done off screen by some guy who gives her a aircraft How you did it? But like it let's try and see if there's any Appropriate comparison. Okay. There's a big evil layer. That's ridiculous and over the top You see a lot of that in a lot of different bond films. And so There's that Maybe um Does she ever go undercover and or Yeah, I there's that slight mask thing, but that's like the only thing she and it's not even her idea Yes, Malina's idea and tech When she's out in public and there's nobody recognizes her and she doesn't seem to like try and hide it She's terrible. She's doing the opposite of my thing. Yeah She's an anti-spy And there's a lot of fun interesting kind of tropes that you can see in bond films Like one of the interesting things that gets repeated is a nice kind of classic trope Is that there's a dynamic between bond and whatever villain is in the thing and they usually meet before the final showdown And they match wits or they have they play poker or something like that Where they're facing off each other and the and the tension is trying to be be increased between The the the sometimes there's no there's none of that The competition between him and the villain things, uh, but there's none of that like in black widow Yet, this is a You have you know, like there's no I guess for this it would be a a a hot guy that she seduces slash works with or Yeah, but you definitely ain't happening in this movie Yeah, it's such a stretch to try and compare this to a classic styled bond film where the only You know connected thing that you could really push towards is the over the top layer Uh, and that's that's kind of is Not much else Is there any cool gadgets? No, no not really So didn't you love it when she outsmarted drake of in like the interrogation style where sanny sucks Oh my god That was retarded what? It was so cool It was just like james bomb where you would like sort of in a battle of wits outsmart the villain in the way that best Because you see with drake of he's like he's like really prideful So he doesn't like being told that he's not good And so that made me I watched yesterday with my best friend wombies Right. So in dr. No when shawn connery says Why is they could you dr? No? Is that what the women say to you? And then dr. No got really mad and tried to attack him Don't remember that. I remember when he was like, hey dr. No, you're shit. You haven't achieved anything You're shit. You're so shit And then dr. No was like i'm fuck you up and you you tripped over a wire and smashed some face on the floor and then james bomb was like, yeah All right. All right. We we need a classic james bond line a line now to redeem us You expect me to talk? No, mr. Bond. I expect you to die No, mr. Bond. I expect you to loom No, oh my god I Do you guys remember in goldfinger when he first sees the lady that's all gold? I remember when I first saw that and it's it's like a moment. This is like, oh my good god. Like holy shit finger and sorry That's goldfinger not moon raker. I said goldfingers Oh, did you I was thinking moon raker. No, I was singing. I was singing new raker Hang on hang on Which bond film do you talk about the man with the golden gun? No gold? Sure. So there's a woman There's a woman who's all gold and and it happens near the beginning and bond's like, oh my god That's called memba, which is just you know fantastic too, you know, um Yeah, I remember when my dad first showed me that movie and I was like Did they like dunk her in gold and then let it dry and then they put it back in the room Or did they paint her after drugging her and then like that killed her? How did that happen? It was oh so long since I've seen the film, but I think they painted her which by the And she suffocated yeah, yeah, I think I think you're right. Yeah I I just remember seeing it and being like I my little child brain was like Wow, they took her out of the room took it to like a factory of gold and then dunked her in the thing And took her out froze it and then put it back and been like yeah, we did that we have the resources How much is she weird? I love Fighting she lays a trail for women superheroes black widow gets a payoff of her own It's something of a staple for mcu films to have their title sequences at the end of the film Here we get a pretty title sequence that makes do not use the americans real I'm Why why are we doing that like they usually get put those in the end, but there was the beginning of this one It's like what does that mean? What are you inferring from that? I I didn't respond to that because I was just stunned into silence with the sheer irrelevance Through the sheer irrelevant We get we get so much of that on if I like just the sheer irrelevance The sheer irrelevance of something I was it's important that she had a credit scene I'm also I'm incredibly annoyed that he is using the americans opening credit sequence To compare this to black widow which has a positive light to opening credit sequence This this this is a great fucking show and this title sequence is a banger Just look up the americans opening credits on youtube 30 seconds very quick tells you everything you need to know about what this show is about And uh, it's it's a fucking stellar opening and now he's comparing it to black widow and and that that I'm not liking it. I don't like it at all new But Get me the new matter here Perot it's something of a staple for mcu films to have their title sequences at the end of the film Here we get a pre title sequence that mixes the americans with casino royale Which leads into a theme song and a title sequence. Well, okay, it's actually that cover of smells like I'm so lost To talk about the shitty song it also has it does not have the the like aesthetic or style that casino royales has What the fuck does all this mean? Why is he even saying this? I know I have no fucking idea But like what what does it mean that it's in the in the beginning rather than the end? What is If we grant everything he's claiming about the credits is true and we agree that just gets us to That's nice I don't even I didn't even know to say that's not I just I was just like I don't know where we're going I don't know what the point is. I would say my my my thing would be so question mark so Not to mention them Like like it's hard to ignore that fucking cover. It's the whole sequence Oh my god But it's a sequence lifted right out of bond oddly enough I know what this is right. This is this is a guy Who loves his bond films? Uh, but yet cries when he has a wank over james bond because he thinks he's straight So now he's he's projecting all of that onto black widow And and now that he he can have a texture. He's new. Okay. I apologize Now he can he can wank away to this and imagine bond Through the lens of black widow And and he's gonna be good I think He definitely wants the movie to be like bond as obvious Find in any way you can to sort of no, he wants her to know I think he wants he he's literally projecting bond on to he wants her to be bond At that point That's basically female bond. Yeah And then we're put right into adult natasha's shoes and go with her on the mission speaking of i'm pleased to announce That natasha is not sidelined in her She is yeah, that's the one of the really lame fucking issues of this movie. Everyone else gets to decide what we do Ripper Rooney One scene that isn't connected to her but the homages don't end with just bond and they aren't all so specific Natasha has a wonderfully fun. Incredibles like dynamic with her family Incredibles like dynamic Incredibles like dynamic Yeah, he because he was like hmm family superheroes. What else does that? Incredibles it's kind of like that. It's like you do get the four of them never actually do anything together, right? That never happens Wait, are we talking about uh, like star wars or? You okay No, like we're like the four of them never get to do anything. You're having a nice day, sir. You're feeling all right You're having a biden moment. Yeah, has the spirit of biden like you said like the four of them never get to do anything together And I was like, oh you mean like star wars Do you mean when you say starwood do you mean three? No, uh, I mean the the uh, the disney trilogy Oh, you mean the abominations. No, I know but you're talking about Han, Luke and lair, right? What you mean? Oh, you oh, okay I throw me because he's wibbly like Han solo oftentimes, you know, copilot and then they go on But you're not going to throw in r2d2 Game stick it wants me to sing more No, I I Yeah, no lando either. We could do that. Yeah But she didn't But we could We could mix it Because we're we're essentially we're choosing a hypothetical and even in the hypothetical it doesn't happen So it's like double layers of it not happening I Was I was mainly saying that they in this movie They split into two groups of two. They never actually, uh, do a full guy thing Except when they're at the table, which I don't think that counts as anything But you know Incredibles Pific Natasha has a wonderfully fun Incredibles like dynamic with her family And anytime russians are involved with a spy film, you're going to inevitably evoke john lakar and the cold war Natasha also In 2016 dude, this is not a cold war. And if it counts as evoking it In the avalanche and there is there are there are elements of war occurring here, you know in some ways if you Isn't it pronounced john lakari as well not john lakar But could you not have like a spy film that takes place in world war two or or something like that? You don't why do you need to evoke the cold war? Like this is Hard to help me. Well, they're russians and their spies. So it's gotta be the cold war. I guess it's gonna evoke it All right Oh What is the best way to deal with murder? Yeah, we got told who she is and it ruined everything because they didn't know who she was That's just what we got Pass in's in who her family really are she's fighting to dismantle a system She was fortunate enough to escape from whereas nearly everyone else who was trapped in it never got out She wasn't looking to do that at all She left them all there to rot It's it sucks, man Why did you make that a history? I I thought you got out. It's like, oh, did you? That's great. Why would you That I would have done that. Why wouldn't you check on me? You bitch What the fuck you could have saved me years ago? Oh, I hate it. Why did they ruin it? Why'd you do that? Oh, does that remind all of a certain amnesiac super agent whose name also starts with the b in fact It doesn't I wait oh god all of a sudden it's like born Is there any spy movie that this movie is not like for you? So hold on first off his name is david web His last name begins with b Natasha's name doesn't begin with a b. It's just her codename black widow. Wait, so that doesn't fucking work I think you you messed up. He's talking about bond as a person who has b and then born as a person with b I think that's as far as this guy's just happy that because this movie is stealing everything from other films I feel like these connections are pretty fucking superficial. It's like joe. Yeah, you know, there's a sci-fi film with girl in it Like hey, you know the spy movies bond movies he uses a gun and natasha uses a gun True Very Clothes born worse clothes Can you confirm that? I don't think so Bond has sex with liman and natasha's a woman I just want to know why this is one of the best mcu movies This guy in something Something besides well, you see instead of at the end the title that the credit sequence actually happens at the beginning this time It's also like bond Okay, I want all of you to try and pronounce this super chat. Um, because for natasha bnaximov for trace for trace Oh, wait, which part did you want us to pronounce? Just well, the last one's a little bit more interesting. I think well, maybe I'm just I've had a couple banana tasha No, banana tasha But not tasha But natasha But tasha but not it's snappy. Yeah, but natasha nah, but natasha The maximov but natasha the maximov But natasha, you know, there's I'm glad we got that so I was gonna say Yeah, it was it was actually more more interesting than the video Yeah Yeah Natasha is on the run after having gone rogue in civil war James bond is overall a very loyal agent But there are a handful of films licensed to kill and quantum of solace in particular where he does operate outside I could explain it so you know how she's on the run bond is sometimes on the run Oh You know is jack bauer in 24 that do you have any idea how many characters are on the run in media itself? On the run that's why it's the best marvel film because people are on the run This is it is like sometimes james bond rides a motorcycle and atasha wrote a mosaic wrote a motorcycle Natasha the tasha has something in common with james bond jason born and jack bauer. She doesn't have a fucking uterus. Oh That was Too soon bro too soon Yelena's not even Yeah Of his assignment and even draws the scorn of his government in order to complete his mission His way similar to how bond sees the big picture and how he's able to operate in ways the governments can't in order to Make the world a better place Natasha is able to follow her instinct as a spy to see the big picture Make a point. What is happening? He really wants this movie to be bond It's the most tenuous Vague I like connections and is stretching so much. This is not like a bond film Oh my god. Yeah, stop. He's fucking hammering the square peg into the circle hole Get in there you piece of shit um I don't understand it literally is comparisons that are as like reductive as like, you know characters drive cars They they go to hotels, you know, they walk through doors. They they talk to each other It's like what what how does that connect these films with these other films? They're completely different He said That in bond he will see the bigger picture and do things the government might not be able to do She will do things freely that she believes to be right You just like are you do you are you writing a script or are you just Are you asleep like what's happening? It just sounds like words It What is this video guys, please tell me i'm i'm confused. I don't have the answer. Okay waiting for one Fucking reason why this is the best marvel film 30 fucking seconds in I hasn't made one he's explained so many times Are you not paying attention? How did you miss it? Come on? I'm is against you sunshine Oh, sorry, did I miss the credits one the fuck because she got the credits at the beginning You know, I missed the day. I apologize. Bring back the ding I'm gonna ding him right around his fucking Silence the lambs fucking dead eyes. Oh my god Um In ultimate end to the atrocities and people who not only imprisoned her But many other women across the globe. There's been a lack of genuine harder Okay, okay. So he he has not picked any real Classic bond style trope that is iconic to the bond brand. He is picking Vague elements that have some type of similarity That's actually divorced from the concept of bond as a style that is also represented in many other action films Or just films in general and according to the standards is saying that this then makes it like bond films If we use the same standard it makes it similar to all other films that have same type of elements a hero that You know, he thinks outside the box and does what the government wants and fights bad guys. It's like There's no true connection to bond and then it it seems like this is the context is using to try and establish This is one of the best because that's the only thing we have to go on This is one of the best marvel films because It's like bond, but it's really not like bonding any true metric that you could Honestly use to define the bond style films. This is Impressively off the mark. Ah liar There's wrecked you and it took me one word do better than that shan You're wrong Ah Edge spy films in the last few years the absence of bond alone has left the hole But the general overall lack of spy content in our theater is more than he has black fucking widow Yeah, this video should be called why I love bond On video the fuck sake did you you just wanted to make a James Bond video? Didn't you you wanted to talk about spy films, but you're like, oh, how do I get this algorithm to fucking comply with me? I know black widow just came out. Let's fucking shove the james bond script into this black widow Thing and maybe I'll be able to make my james bond video while also fucking earning my fucking new money Dings. Hi drinker. Hello Drink. Oh, man. Have you come in at a time? Really? I've come in at a good time Yeah, we've been we've been regaled by this this person's take on why black widow is one of the best mcu movies Oh my god, this should be a fascinating one all we've gathered Argument is that it's like a bond film and I am at a loss to truly see like I would love to hear your perspective drinker if you were to you know I I'm assuming you've seen some great many bond films and you've seen black widow What do you think is? Truly similar representative in black widow of what you could say is iconically Bond in style There are at least one gun in it and bond uses the guns so there's definitely a connection there. Did you write this video? That's the kind of argument you don't write at all much miss video drinker You would be surprised how accurate you are He just says between the connections he's been making right? Oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah, this this is as much like bond as I'm like scarlett Johansson like there's just Yeah, there's there's no real connection there. It's it doesn't have any of the charm or the suavness or the you know Any of the the things that make bond movies any of the any of it I don't have a good it doesn't have a villain that's definable. Yeah It's just like bond Like, you know, it doesn't have any creative gadgets. It doesn't have bonds like actually trying to Get chummy with the bad guy before he has to fight him and the interplay between them. It doesn't have True elements of espionage where he might pretend Someone else to get inside of the organization or any of that. It's just there. There's no. Yeah, there's no spycraft of any kind in this You know what it's a gem because the the nap from the first avengers movie would have made a great bond equivalent Like a great female bond. You know, she's she's swap. She's sexy. She can seduce people, you know Yeah, she's she's intelligent She can use those abilities to get the information she needs instead of just punching people And headbutting tables a curse of iron man knuckles too The curse of iron man too is just growing now You know that's like I just I'm trying to picture a bond doing what she did Like when you know, I need to sever the nerve in my in my brain to stop myself smelling this person I need just fucking headbutts a table like right there in the middle of the scene Bond does that all the time. It's so great See if drinker works this one out quickly. Uh, he said he was disappointed this guy Because in iron man two Captain america took too much of the limelight away from black widow I said he was disappointed because when black widow made a first appearance in iron man two Captain america took away Uh her her position. He took away that. Yeah Does he understand like the titles of films? It's like he's talking about a different movie, you know iron man was in the cap film You know, so maybe cap was in the iron man film. You don't know Have you seen iron man two because yeah, I was disappointed too. I was like, I can't wait for natasha and iron man two And then there was cap just taking up the whole screen. There was cap. Yeah, just just Iron man is this really one of these like matters of perspective thing where it's just like well I I interpret it as as cap being in iron man too. So that's who i'm going with I mean everyone knows that he said it was a cap in iron man film I mean everyone knows that iron man two is the most ambitious crossover film to date Oh, there was so many people in it. Yeah Yeah, it's hard to believe that mark twain was in iron man two. Yeah, the last film Caesar arrived in the third act. Yeah It was just like Skywalker showed up that I was Oh, well that fight with him and Gandalf was fucking excellent. Oh, yeah CJ was top notch But you know what stole the show in my heart big chungus. Yes Yes So, yeah, are you are you in drinker? Are you in? Uh, let me see. Where's the watch together link here? Just scroll. I think it's there's been so much shit that's been posted since then Beautiful me I know a man if you need any noom, dude, if you're feeling down Are you taking everyone's finger high on mushrooms? You got any nooms, brother? I'm off that stuff now. Oh Nooms is a young man's game Can't handle the noom anymore. Yeah. Oh fuck. We haven't even explained what noom is to pour drink More fun if you don't know. Yeah, I just I'm just rolling with it Every frame of noom. You don't want to know honestly. It'll take a few hours Um, let's just watch it from the beginning since drinkers. It is No, no So much of this video has been pointless vapid drivel like with no substance. Can you believe it? Oh, can you pull me a vapid video essay? What is this evap? I was imagining my show But the general overall lack of spy content in our theaters recently has really left us starved And look black widow is an mcu film. It's not a dour and prettier than dirt spy opus It has a healthy dose of humor I think I've watched many bond films that has more tongue-in-cheek humor than black widow like I think like I think the films have more humor than black widow I think that schindler's list has more humor that works than black widow. There was a lot of really funny It's so differently, you know that the intro it's it's relatively serious You know and it tries to present like a bit of serious Espionage going on, you know still it's still mcu action scenes and stuff But then you know, you get the red guardian who's like this competent spy man who who has infiltrated the american Um, you know system and he's got inside a a hydra base to like steal all this stuff It's like, oh cool. This guy's like pretty badass. Then you see him later. He's just a goofy ridiculous clone Well, you know what I liked the jokes about ripping parts of the vagina out. That was really funny Yeah, the hair flip that was super like in deer. I love the poses that was so in character I was doing don't talk about fallopian Remember when we saw a red god against ass crack that was great Yeah, yeah, that was great. Elena laugh Elena like going woo after murdering all the people who are guarding the prison like that was that was fun Yeah, yeah, one guy with the rpg and going ha after that. Yeah We were all highing in that moment multiple heavy machine guns and she was just in a chopper that was parked above the prison And she was like, uh, better go deal with this then makes her way slowly to the rear of the chopper Ready sir rpg while still getting hit by like heavy caliber machine gun They missed it's fine. Yeah Every part of the airframe apart from the the engine and the important bits She's a she's a better helicopter pilot than eth and eth and was you know Doing evasive maneuver is a mission impossible fallout and his helicopter got shot up the shit What was their plan for getting him out of that prison? By the way, I mean I generally murder everyone and get him out I'm genuinely curious like if in their best scenario like how do they imagine it playing out So they wanted to have lines out into the the exercise yard right with armed guards everywhere He's supposed to just somehow monkey his way up to the top of this enormous structure Well under gunfire and then they just kind of pick him up and yeah That was the plan never trust women at this point. Maybe they forgot that this was prison. You can't just leave whatever you want The fucking red light media thought that that was what they were telling us that he could leave whatever he was This was like no All these people they're gonna kill him with their weapons When the guard's strong but he's not believing Yeah, he would have just been killed. He was lucky He wasn't shot by live ammunition to be honest with you, but well everyone isn't that fucking movie but Caps taking some shots. I mean they penetrate the skin, but I don't know how deep they go cap was almost killed when he got shot Yeah, like bucky shot him in winter soldier and it did pretty much debilitated him Yeah, he got shot twice in the gut and once in the thigh and then uh, He like was partially on a coma, right? He got out of it But the point being is you can one shot to the brain and you'd be dead Uh, yeah, yeah, well, that's how zemo was able to execute all those other super soldiers that were on ice like Yeah, one one shot. They were all dead True and it's never fun. Well, it does succumb a bit to the it's never fun. No, it's not fun. No, it's not fun quite a lot actually I was I was it's hard to draw fun out of this movie. It's very hard. You have to you have to really go searching for it I'm trying to get It's never not fun the scene where it does to the animal wasn't that fun. No, but that's just me Yeah It's really subjective if you get down to it. I guess I brought it up cock Become a bit to the mcu's knack for glossing over morally gray characters and their actions What was that real did he actually put that scene on there is morally gray Okay, we need I repeat because my brain just melted you can't seriously call that morally gray Please Healthy dose of humor Well, it does succumb a bit to the mcu's knack for glossing over morally gray characters and their actions Okay, so the worst part about this is that you are clearly aware that this is an issue But you also and you're also aware that they gloss over it But then you proceed to gloss over the fact that they glossed over it It's morally gray. You're over exaggerating. We're we're at levels of glossing that shouldn't even be possible I'm slipping. I can see my reflection in it. How much black is it? My reflection is having reflections amid our commonly known morally gray actions So Fuck's sake why they always they do this a lot we always get disappointed with this like no you said murder was okay That meme with the sniper eye from the comfy mattress is fucking amazing I'm just this prison guard going to work. I got a family to support, you know And then holy crap one of these psychos are trying to break out And then there's these people just shooting up everything and they cause an avalanche Oh my god Jay said morally gray is when you kill people but also your heart Too bad for abby from last of us too We abby smash Mass murder plus ass shot Abbey Plus baby murder. Oh no, that was ali that did baby murder That's a murder. It's hard to keep track. You know, it's morally it's morally gray if you're hot and it's totally justifiable with your female Like yeah, yeah one division. It's like, yeah Tortures entire town full of people that are going to be in therapy now. They probably deserved their lives Yeah Oh Yeah bonds would do like mass murder a lot so I can see the connection, you know Would Lara Croft do it In the game in the game she kills she kills uh guys no problem. Yeah only to really a threat rather than prisoners Italian mobsters Yeah, well, I mean they're after them they're off to shoot her as well So you could claim self-defense. Absolutely. But uh, you know, she'll she'll kill a bitch Morrigate Making righteous people black widow at least makes an attempt and it mostly succeeds No, it doesn't Even Mr. Mr. Video content creator you have Three and a bit fucking minutes to make one point as to why this is the best Marvel movie Fucking cunt It's probably gonna be two minutes of outro. Let's be honest. Yeah I mean that is an oasis in the desert, frankly Instagram don't forget to facebook Yeah, we gotta hear about noob We're gonna hear about noob again. I would honestly This totally reminds me of that low-key video. I would honestly rather watch Transformers 3 dark of the noob He does this with born and the best bond films do this with james bond The best bond films do this with james bond You know what the one part that was missing in this film was right at the beginning where he said if a film is like bond It is great now to explain how this film is like bond. It's like, okay Well Yeah, that's his whole channel. It's just how much like bond does this movie Let's see. So is he gonna Does he does he think that specter is a good movie? Is he gonna just automatically think that no time to die is gonna be great Yeah, yeah, they're all have bond in them. That's like bond Quantum of solace. What do you think of that? Well, you know what? 12 angry men don't like bonds. So not gonna be very good. Oh, there's angry. There's angry men in bond films Oh, are there are there nooms in in 12 angry men noom raker. There's probably one or two Noom raker Just like a new Raker give us noom That was for you james dekirk Yeah, I've been watching star trek. I'd rather be watching star trek than this video to tell you the truth You're learning so much about james bonds in bond films Is bond it makes the lead character more human and therefore more relatable And while that doesn't mean we can all just strap on a leather suit and become black widow or red guardian You do know Flash frame bad video slap He's gonna that's the least of the flash frame. This isn't dc Um The the relatability factor kind of fell off the the the cliff when she killed all those people though Just saying I don't I don't relate to that personally Um To want the spy you're watching to accomplish their mission and come back home alive This might actually stand as some of it's not the best character work in the mcu Sir that is a bold claim Fucking hell It's amazing because not only is there not much of it, but it's all like counterproductive It's all ruined everything It's actually kind of amazing it feels tacked on kind of It completely flips And flops dependent on what the plot needs it to be like rachel vise's character What what is she it's like she's a horrible monster scientist Is she a loving mother figure or is she a goofy like scientific dork who just like doesn't like speak people properly Oh wait, she's all of those things dependent on what the situation requires Hmm very loving the bad and the ugly There's such super chat asking why we're simping for a dieting app so much A lot could happen in three hours I was gonna say yeah scroll back. You'll find out why we've been saying no Fine The irony is deep stand as some of if not the best character work in the mcu No, I know it's so painful listen to That's to daniel craig's era of bond or any other influence and for what it's worth We've got to acknowledge laura croft for being something Is like So enter laura croft Miss laura croft. We didn't we didn't mention her earlier Oh I'm really excited to see I'm excited to see the cut of iron man to you where laura croft has a has a big role Get her on get her on the front cover. Yeah Yep It is incredible like Do you hear he said as well because you know how he said all this shit about her black widow blazed the trail He was just like well, she laura croft kind of did too. It's like What can you keep your story straight james bond james bond james bond laura croft james bond james bond james bond james bond Also, do you just have a tit quarter in this fucking video and you didn't and you came short? So it's just like oh, how do I shop more tits in this old fucking laura croft, of course I'll shove that in she's kind of like james bond, right laura croft the womb raider fucking She's got guns Yeah Something of a trailblazer alongside of him along this fucking ending. Yeah a trailblazer a trailblazer of what women It is hard to follow I will admit This guy watched a movie before like the 2000s You think he's gonna bring up samus? Yes, come on man Oh He's got no idea. He's got no clue. We've got to fit some more cameos in before the end please And for what we've got to acknowledge laura croft for being something of a trailblazer Alongside a handful of bond women like ania emisova and wey lin for some of this material as well But I think that was most stapled on I am We did acknowledge laura croft and also all these bond women How did you how how have you done this? What has happened? Why did not get into your script? Did you just accidentally just type that name in when your mind drifting just gets tapped in there? What? This is no No, no, he mentioned some women from things No, add add martha kent. Why not just why the fuck not go ahead and bring it martha kent Cleopatra Yeah, yes, Cleopatra. Yes I can't I can't no Yes, no Yes, the virgin mary She she blazed a trail from from one million years She was a trailblazer for women I I'm just impressed by how many women blazed a trail for however many women more. It's so cool Wouldn't have had black widow without make one point. Yeah, has he made one actual Argument as to why this is the best fucking mcu film It's like bond does that mean nothing to you as? Either bag of the whole video then have I have I missed that? No, that's basically been the whole video. Yeah, he's not he's not given a single fucking reason This is the He did say though that the credits for this film are at the beginning and the normally at the end for marvel films Oh, he did say that. Yeah Yeah, I was starting into silence due to the sheer irrelevance as we established Those characters were trying to do create the equivalent to bond natasha romanoff is I will pay you to stop saying That is Well, I'm sorry Did he just say that laura croft was meant to be like she was designed to be the equivalent to james bond No, no, I think that's what he said. Well, let's roll him back and make sure I Trailblazer alongside a handful of bond women like ania emisova and waylin for some of this material as well But I think natasha has really brought home what those characters were trying to do Create the equivalent to So I'm gonna find out where he lives It's even worse It's even worse because he said it's not just hers. Those others as well. They're all the bond women The bond women were meant to be the equivalent to bond Okay That's strange So That too is ania which he references there because she is like a soviet agent in one of the bond movies Yeah, that's a lot of laura croft if anything. She's the male. She's the female equivalent of just like pulp action heroes Like indiana johnson. Yeah, indiana johnson basically, yeah They're not all james bond like the whole world of me. He wishes they were He's gonna make his masturbation sessions a little bit less awkward. This is a strange video. Let me just say like I I don't know what I don't want to meant to be pulling from it. We're nearly at the end and I don't know what's been said I really That's the hallmark of a good video last day No, I have no idea what's being said. Yeah It might just be the lack of sleep, but I'm pretty sure that this video is incoherent Morally gray beam that is amazing I agree with it. It is morally Gray We don't know what the horrible things were happening there that got stopped. It could have been a whole army of lizards You know, they all got killed so Morally gray until we know Moller if the the lizards are just trying to kill people that's not horrible. That's morally gray. Oh, shit. Fuck because yeah We don't know. Yeah. Okay. Everything's just morally gray Oh, yeah Who uh Natasha Romanov is absolutely proudly a woman What what does it have to do with anything? Why did you say that? She also has hands as well Proudly uses her hands as a person. She's she's a real human All right, she's she's absolutely proudly She is a proud eye owner. She is proud of her ability to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide Is it is it ever really implied that she's proud to be a woman or is it just like well She's been trained as a black widow to use her sexuality to her advantage. So yeah, okay I get that that's part of our training, but it's not like she's ever read a really big deal out of being a woman What do they kidnap you and you just turn out to be a butter face Butterface was I mean Whoa, fit body ugly. Oh She's got a nice body. You get her face Drink brings up an interesting question. Has Natasha actually used her sexuality as like something, you know to manipulate it or as a weapon Since avenges like oh Okay, well, I think I think it's an argument could be made like when she when she says hey sailor and winter soldier you could argue that Mm-hmm That was what my mind jumped to I can't think of any others outside of that In the age of ultron when she's at the bar and she's giving drinks out. She's doing the drinks She's doing something really well. That's that's the avengers though. That's not like used in like combat Or Are we talking in a combat situation because if we're talking combat then Yeah, it's achieved the mission essentially. Um, does she ever do any actual spying or anything like that Much much less Apart from avenges, she turns into modern play. Uh, just a fighter really like yeah, you're right public displays of affection and and to me I feel that American and winter soldier that's after avengers, isn't it? Um, where she kisses she kisses This is the closest I can get Steve Rogers to put the guy off by public displays of affection from high We're not seeing much though and to me this is revealing more of a A misuse of you know the character's potential Because they showed it so well in avengers And then they don't they just kind of forget about it and they just treat it like hawkeye for most of the rest of There's not a huge amount of opportunity So just a really weak avenger that like all she can really do is shoot guns and A bit of hand-to-hand combat like she's not really using her potential I mean, well, but remember so After winter soldier she fights ultron. She can't really use a sexual shit on ultron Um, what is the title of this film? She's robo sexual Maybe no, but she she could still use her manipulation You know where she tries to present herself as weak like she did with Loki or any number of things where She had such cunning and guile where you know to get information in creative ways and stuff That was like a really great. Yeah, I agree And we don't see her using those skills Really at many other any other pointers since the first avengers Do you think that's do you think that's just like they didn't really know how to implement it or they were wary of doing it? They're like, well, oh, we don't want to imply that she's not as good at fighting as the rest of them So we have to do you want to imply black widow is not as strong as Thor. I think they change Yeah, pretty good I think they changed gears in age of ultron from focusing on any kind of spy stuff too She's the family one. She wants to have close bonds with everybody Not that that wasn't present. It's just that if you look at the timeline Like from that point on she's doing much less spy shit And that's the movie that really started give a lot of detail on like You know, that's the one that sterilized her that pissed off a lot of people or whatever I'm going to fuck ultron I'll just like what if ultron programmed all of his cells to be gay the ultimate counter Power move they're all a bunch of spicy power bottoms fighting the Avengers Hey Mola, what's the title of this latest iteration of Iron Man 2? I'm I need to know I don't know what was that could be also Iron Man Volume two is the second one of whatever it is How does zombie black widow in the corner electric spookaloo? You can still kind of see Hassan's cheer. I like that Yeah, and there's two iron men's What is that red text? Introducing Tony Stark as Iron Man 2 New what's that new bunk hunky mode donkey mode New donkey mode probably sponsored by coca-cola dc Harry Potter and the Curse of the Iron Man 50 Shades of Morley Gray Volume two introducing Tony Stark as Iron Man 2 Brought to you by DC No, my goodness. What happened at Lucasfilm? Yeah, it just needs to end the chamber of Azkaban at the end of it to just wrap it all up in a neat little I think that's the film he thinks he saw He's like see caps right there. Oh, he thinks black widow and Hermione are the same person Black widow was the best at magic She knows black widow knows it's Wingardium Livio saw not Wingardium Livio saw That sounded like the exact same word. I'm just saying it sounded like the same word You are not wise in the ways of wizardry He fell from the red room she could levitate herself and No That is no point of her character. Sure. She uses her beauty to her advantage for occasional spy reasons But generally speaking there's pretty much no individual moment in any of these movies where her actions her abilities Are defined and certainly not tempered because of her gender She's the spy for today's world. Wait, but you just said she was proud that she was a woman But You have got access to so many things By using your sexuality to your advantage and to not do it I'm just kind of fused he said that um, she she shows like pride for being a woman I was like, oh, well the references for that and then he goes on to say well He doesn't really use that ever And then he's saying it's a good thing that she's not defined by her gender It's like, you know, yeah, he's saying like he's not makes her the spy for our generation. Like what a feature was gray blob Why wouldn't she she's like arguably at her best in fucking avengers and she's usually Easily and she uses so little spy craft after the first avengers film And they just treat her like hawkeye without a bow, but she uses guns and I wouldn't define her as a spy by the way that she's portrayed in all these other films Including black widow. It's just And even the only solo film we get for her I think that holds true If this truly is the last time we get to see scarlet joe hanson step into this role Natasha romanovs importance and influence are going to permeate the mcu for No Just like no, it's like a ball full of random statements and he just picks one out Her importance was already permeating because she saved the universe. So like by sacrificing herself So like that was already happening. Secondly, whatever comes from this film like a lexie and melina doing bullshit Like you see if it wasn't for natasha, they wouldn't be there or some shit like that. I was like they're both monsters. I don't care Well, if anything it's a reverse I feel like this man has some kind of like a psychological condition where like movies After he's watched them just kind of start to mix together with his memories of every other movie And it's Yeah, little brain on hyper subjectivity where you just start going widow in the harry potter This film was an elephant actually I Black widow. You didn't really tell us why other than it's like fucking farmed Vague vague statements There was one statement and we and I remember drink corresponding say that's a bold claim So and he said something like she had or black would have had the best what characterization or I think in the mcu. Yeah, yeah That's this up against civil war And just see how it comes out in terms of how characters act and behave Back it up against iron man. Never mind. Back it up against captain marvel I mean, that's like one of the only Substantive still wrong but only substantive statements is made about black widow to establish it as being the best mcu One of the best mcu movies and that's the the the other argument is because it's like bond and And it's not and because she's a spy and she doesn't act like a spy in the movie and And it had like the after-credits scene at the beginning Like this It's that bizarre argument I'm just very confused This sits in my top 10 mcu films Oh Top 10 I'm super fascinated by you now. What is your top 10? That's not very green Black widow is one of the best mcu movies. It's in my top 10. Yeah, the fuck Fuck off mate Like if it was If it came comes in at 9 out of 10 I wouldn't consider like it just on my own personal metric if I even which I wouldn't Included like in that and it hits hits number nine I wouldn't consider that one of the best then I would consider to be one of the best It needs to be at least top three or four in that category. Yeah Five a bear bear minimum Yeah, yeah I'd say top three would be like the hardcore of the hardcore So if it's one of the best then Oh, hello Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Look at me go You just in time to listen to whatever the maybe they'll mention noom again No, no, no, no, no, no again Uh, sorry Hey, check We're losing our minds a little j. We need help No, we need back No, we have still I threw the wash together. I'm still in the wash together from yesterday. Oh no Oh my god Same one still Oh, noom It ain't yesterday for me yet I'm so sorry It's yesterday at 622 a.m. for me For everybody else it is but for me it's just it won't be yesterday for a little bit and then it'll be yesterday Oh my god Wow Crew time Me me you me you me you That's just like James Bond We're so close to the end. Please. I beg you Yeah, please. Come in it out bro. Go go go And yeah part of that is because this is definitely the MCU film that is most up my alley Oh, she's off back off the hog wall In fact, even though Cap's second adventure definitely tops my list, Black Widow might specifically be the film I most wanted without even realizing it Oh god Jesus Christ What what even is that as a statement? This might be the film I most wanted without even realizing it What do you expect us to do with that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying What is it? The metric he's using now is that it's one of his favorite Marvel movies because He feels it's so much like Bond which it isn't but because he thinks it is and he loves Bond This is the reason why it's one of his favorite and he didn't even realize that it's such And it's such a subjective scale That it's such a personal preference. He has to then convey that To establish that being the cause for it being one of the best MCU movies as his title suggests is baffling Oh, wow Of course everyone else. I believe that Natasha's solo film should have come five or so years ago And I think it's a real tragedy that we hadn't gotten a trilogy of Black Widow films up until this trilogy Damn. All right. Calm down. I would have I would have loved to have a trilogy of Black Widow films between like 2012 and 2016 No, 2012 and 2012 they're all three releasing that year 2012 is the year of the Black Widow Well, but at that point are we just giving trilogies to everybody then You got a trilogy Like can Hulk I get a trilogy too? Well Table trilogies we all love them. We do We do that was exactly a year ago that that happened Oh, yeah, what a more innocent time that was before I saw this video before, you know, things change for the dark But before my neurons were cursed with knowledge Before I mean of all of the characters of all of the characters who haven't got a trilogy who I think could have had a really cool trilogy Black Widow was up there. You mean I sure If it was the Natasha from the Avengers that kind of level and she actually got to do spying and and like Demonstrated real intelligence and resources. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it could have worked like this was just the worst possible implementation of that idea Yeah, I mean, that's why I specified like between 2012 and 2016 if this is like Black Widow did so well that we're gonna make two more I go. Oh, yeah It's gonna be about your liner though. We've already the torch has been wow the torch has been passed It's like more or less in the video. It's a torching of the past. It's for the porch has been thumbled Yeah, like the next product that we have to get excited to consume She's the next product. Isn't she funny? She makes so many observations and dead Exactly. Is she hair flicking? Yeah My test has pockets. Is it my viscous? Isn't that an interesting thing that like pockets? Hey, look be interested in me. All right. She's dead. Does she make jokes about women's clothes not having pockets? Yes She's a fucking like Secret agent who's been brainwashed her entire life. When has she experienced? She could yeah, I would say she even able to socialize Normal conversations with people. Yeah, like she she shouldn't be able to like joke around with people She shouldn't even have the mental capacity for that She should just be like a little lemon sitting in the corner I'm gonna go that if you had experienced what she'd experienced where you've been mind-controlled most of your life And you've killed people and done unspeakable acts and you've had no control over any of it You would be a dribbling vegetable if you were released from that you would be traumatized for the rest of your days I don't want to you know I don't want to film without a fucking character who has like literally no ability to speak or move or whatever But I do want to see the character who was properly characterized It's like the level of traumatized that you would be Well, everyone goes to bucky. They did it with buggy do it again, but with there But but basically bucky stares whenever he's back to lucidity tell you a lot about what he's thinking and feeling Does he joke about his his um brain being probed Tee he they ripped out my brain Yeah, I can believe that I can believe that And jay, uh, if she does actually give a shit about pockets, you know because a uterus is in fact a very elaborate pocket Oh, jay, you don't know about the so you remember how in age of ultron there was that very meaningful and important scene Where nat was talking about what happened to her. Well, wait, wait How she was range. I see my videos Of course, yeah It's just really in poor taste. I'm not I don't know why they would do that I mean, I also got that far in the film when they made that joke Oh, you poor soul. I'm so sorry It's it's I Kind of surprised that they got away with that. Honestly. I'm surprised. It's a weird rotting you by disney Well, because people don't look at the content people look at like You know people who are joking about a really bad thing like it's It's strange that it's especially when it it's something that in this particular story is actually really important to one of these characters Presumably should be to both of them to make a joke out of it seems bizarre Scarlett Johansson And I think a lot of the problems that come packaged into this film could have been remedied had this come out right after civil war No The same movie and you drop it right after civil war it's still going to be just as terrible And then the next movie comes out and nobody mentions this and no one talks about it or alludes to it And I'm like, well, how fucking awkward would that be if you stop a super secret plot of a flying fortress madman to Take over the entire world. Are we not going to discuss? All right. I guess we I'm spoken rude. We're going to talk about how the un now have all the mind control tech That's a bit disturbing. I don't know Finally people will like us He's gotten in between that gap of civil war and infinity Or at least before natash's death in endgame And yes, when we all go back and marathoning you in years to come This is going to join the first avenger and captain marvel as one that we shift in the rotation out of release order Nobody's nobody's rewatching captain marvel. Okay. What's happening? I'm never He thinks it's great. I bet he loves captain marvel. It's so empowering and amazing and she's just such a fun Incredible character. She's so relatable and likable. That's what I always took away from that She's a woman. She's got woman stuff. You are brave. She's a woman She is more similar to james bond than black widow is Yeah, it's the movie really puts us through so much as well Like I honestly don't know how she makes us through to the end like she's tested in ways you couldn't even imagine Captain marvel is the same sort of captain marvel is trying to be james bond like original james bond for girls But it just doesn't it misses the mark It's trying to be what you're trying to be look at this is his wish fulfillment This is you get to do all of that. You get to be super cool and you get to do all the things you want to do Um, but it's it's just fucks it up That's the whole that's the hot take I don't think that's anything. I just it's really bad Um, whether it is really bad Whether they were they were it's totally intended to appeal to to the women with with how she's super strong, but I mean In the same vein as james bond is like at that point you may as well just say in the same vein as any power fantasy characters, right? I guess I guess yeah, it's just a it's a you know It is the it's supposed to just be a project yourself onto this character power fantasy Which james bond used to do much better than captain marvel did Well, give her a second movie. Maybe he'll fix it It just shows you how much they missed the mark if that was an intention behind captain marvel And how little how little they understand what a lot of women Actually would like in say a power fantasy because a lot of women generally in their I things if you want to if you really want a property that reflects Things that a lot of women are actually into you look at twilight. Okay, they want a really hot guy That's into him and they want a hot guy that usually comes to save him as well They want also to hear it in and beautiful and stuff and you look at captain marvel And she's like she don't need no man. She'll beat down any guy that challenges her and she's not gonna look feminine She'll and says like I think there are there are lots of different kinds of female fantasies and that's okay That is true as well, but I'm kind of speaking to a more general depiction Is captain marvel like laura croft? Yes Captain croft in the same way that she's like james bond. Yes laura croft james bond. It's just so obvious It's like i'm seeing laura bond for crusties It most makes sense But taking issues I have with marvel studios treatment of the character out of the equation I think this is just about the best black widow movie. We could have possibly This is the best they could have gone the best Yeah What they did was pretty impressive because her core value was completely obliterate. How do you do that? You don't They keep doing that with everyone Character I Mola you've really outdone yourself. I think this might be the most incoherent video I've ever seen in my life And I've seen some shit might now I will say this seems very incoherent to me But it might be because I'm running on like two hours of sleep after 18 hours of watching Bad videos, so maybe that's why it's so incoherent. I got proper sleep and it's still bad Well in that case, I mean that's the end of the discussion right there And it was more the weight even though it might not make a lot of sense at this point more black Yeah, I was gonna say that visual was perfect for that light I will say It's not what he was saying. That's not a I know But I get to interpret death of the author j I can interpret it however. I want death of the youtube Uh video Something I'd welcome and probably would be a big hit for the mcu given how normally And I mean I don't want to see him because I'll ruin him Improves the mcu. I think it opens things up No, I mean, I didn't see this shit coming. It definitely opens it up in new ways I want to see a movie where the red guardian has his fight against captain america that never actually happened But he keeps talking about Opens up like the arc of the covenant and then your face melts off What if there's nothing up in that way? What if he had a fight with all that cap in the 80s? After Peggy He describes old man captain beats him up It's like when Morty back when rick and morty was good when morty fought that old guy. Well in my defense You know, he wasn't old when I like came here two seconds ago I don't remember that bit. Which which bit is that? Oh, remember that the the doorway where morty is going to put his Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gone back and I was thinking I was thinking of the guy he fights in the purge episode for some reason He's kind of old Oh, dude, I that that joke man and just really cuts two weeks earlier Cuz you feel like that you want me to cut to three weeks earlier when you were alive I wish to cut uh 60 years later when I will be dead and away from this video Why'd you go french for that one? Oh Baguettes no I'll say that that's rude I really think that this film improves I think it opened things up in an unexpected direction and allowed the franchise to reach Oh, it was an unexpected direction. Portland deserves endless praise for what she posed. No endless praise Endless praise. I have endless something but it ain't praise it rhymes with kairia But diarrhea do that after it's not just the film that she's clearly had handed the comment She's made in response to people asking about like plot holes and shit It was so disappointing to see that like you couldn't give less of a fuck about your project Got a little cake shortland. I look forward to seeing black widow two and three and five and 12 Depending on how far we go, I guess Her vision is a massive part of what makes this film work The mcu's notorious for sticking to its house style But shortland has found a way to bend that style into her own sensibilities while keeping her film Have you have you seen her other films and did you watch those films before you watch black widow? Or did you watch black widow and then go watch the films? I mean and talk very authoritatively about her style Hasn't she made like two movies in the past like 20 years? Well, it's it's the common thing that's happened with a lot of marvel projects where it's like Pretty small indie Filmmaker makes a couple of films and then it's like wolf massive like marvel film Also, can we appreciate that release schedule has changed so much? Yeah, she's she's um, she's directed 11 things Oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa though. Oh great. Three, uh, four, five, six, seven of them Were between 1998 and 2006 She then did something in 2012 six years later Then five years later. She did burlim syndrome Two years after that smilf And then smilf Like widow single mom smilf Looking a single mom is looking for family So it should be smilf with two f's, but it's one that's what it sounds for Wait was lowkey meant to come out after dr. Strange. How does that work? Uh, yeah, the original release structure would have meant that like one division came out and then directly into dr. Strange And then lowkey, I think was after that But the multiverse doesn't exist in lowkey. Well, I think it's Really, really unreal, Luke. He's gonna be It goes to show they had no real plan as to what they wanted each show to kind of Yeah, I don't I would say that it's a little bit worse than that They probably had a plan and then ditched it and changed it based on the release schedule that they were told that they had to do Like, you know, because it was probably because it's probably other decisions that go into like when films come out So probably had a plan anyway And then when things got delayed and stuff It's you'd have to start shifting it around and I can only imagine that just severely compromises the storytelling But then again black widow was finished and done before all of this happened. So Yeah, yeah This was rapid Yeah, yeah The future upcoming releases are exciting But maybe model studios should look to natasha for some extra inspiration Natasha leave her be just let it be in a grave I love how he said that they're at least scheduled exciting as well. Who's excited for the eternals here Had more reason maybe no Guys he's saying black widow is the manifestation of natasha romanoff's legacy Who's a dig You don't get your new No I may not get a new one, but you get another ding and that's what matters the long Thought affirmation that this character the heart and glue of the avengers Proudly stands shoulder to shoulder with her male peers. Oh There you go Dude nice way to get florence pewin to the last five fucking seconds in the video He's like she did amazing. She was great. She was a thumbs up. By the way, I still think my theory holds tight People love florence pew at this movie, but they they would only have a site like one of three scenes. That'll be it Well, it's either the fighting pose thing or the scene where she was crying at the table or What would be the third one? She just knew how bad American piping Oh When she got blown up by the bomb and she's made out of fucking vibranium Yes, that's not the actress This was fun. That's not how explosions Terrone black widow trilogy going forward. Wait a black widow film inspired by moon raker. What the Help me Yeah, so that seemed like that was 13 minutes of pure nonsense What the fuck it's noob Is this is this going to be a major part of evap lower going forward I see some great longevity in noob's future That was Well, wait, so, uh, I believe you would you like to um, we have people leaving as I understand it If you wish to Gentleman that'll have to thank you for the time that I've been able to join you, but I'm gonna have to duck out as well awful because I was kind of Hoping that this lot was stinks. Who's gonna make sure that I I don't know if you've heard by the way But the rescue dogs that the Aussies have just used the police have announced that they shot them all What Yeah, they've they've shot they shot the rescue dogs that were used in in uh rounding people up one of for your safety What that makes sense. Yeah, I don't what what do you mean? What is what is the context for this? What's happening? I'll I'll find the uh try to find the article. Um But they said the rescue dogs that were used or the the dogs that were used during the uh The riots or whatever they were euthanized That because they were too aggressive and they attacked people and there's like put down the no No, because in case somehow the dogs got queued and they're gonna pass it on to people I'll try and find the yeah, I just like lock them up in a pen for two weeks until it's gone or whatever What I mean quarantined like it doesn't the Apparently there's gonna be like a government probe into this Well Right rags. I'm sorry if you come to Australia. Um, you might need You know I don't want to get the old yellow treatment Yeah, if the if the police try to Control do not join them. Well apparently it was it was a very specific rural council that made this decision I hadn't heard of this That's like if they told me to do that. I'm like, no No No, I'm not shooting all these dogs. Fuck you. How's it be you? Six temper tyrannous um All men must die All dogs must live Worked on twitter. Oh no. Oh wait, no Not again All dogs must live My my this america. Yeah, yes I think we're all gonna destroy ourselves and dogs are gonna inherit the earth and it will be better for it That's not so bad I'm gonna inherit the earth and build a cockroach empire So Well, let's hope they don't shoot me when I get back to australia and have to quarantine And that feels like a sitcom already just about a bunch of cockroaches trying to rebuild the world after a nuclear apocalypse Oh, it'll be like dinosaurs like that Is it a DSP thing? I was gonna say if I get DSP you'll be like their enemy I feel like it could be interesting you just have them sit there and try and figure out like You know what what the political structure is and one of them just sits in the corner eating chicken nuggets Just let no leave me alone What's that a Hassan one is that a Hassan's cockroach? So, uh, molly you said that you were hoping that this crew is gonna stick around what why oh because I was thinking like A lot of us could play gothic phone, but now I'm like, I don't know if like three people will leave Um, and I'm sorry. I I'm hungry. So I'm going for food I I'm exhausted I'm gonna I'm going to allow you guys to to do those things because I'm kind. Okay. There you go Thank you. Oh, thank you. So I actually have a massive day of full Uh choreography And in actual fact the the main guy choreography, um, he wants me to actually plot out several sequences of sword You know exchanges in the fight scene and so I'm really pumped. That's gonna be he Very cool to uh have a go at Well, you know what just yeah good luck with all of this sounds like it's gonna be real fun I'm I'm I'm proud he is for getting to this point. Mr. Shad and I hope you have fun with all of it. Yeah I appreciate it. He said I'll catch you guys next time Goodbye Bubba And that is my key to go with you always Thank you all having me on this was very fun. Uh, happy third anniversary to efap and We're doing the thing on on wednesday, right? Uh Theoretically, yes All right, cool. I'll maybe see you then. All right. Bye Guess this is my time to exit stage left as well. Thanks for having me on guys. Absolutely sir. Thanks for popping in He found was the very first livestream I ever came on so I've always got fun memories of it Oh Yeah Yeah, I'm sorry I can stay for longer guys, but I hope the rest of the stream is just as awesome as this I hope you have equally good videos Well, I'm gonna go now so later Have you got people to come in Yeah, I'm um different messages Yeah, because I'm just thinking I might I might I might jump I'm gonna get a drink, but I'll be back. That's actually a good idea. It makes it probably makes sense Well, we've been going for the last eight hours. Well, yeah Again, that's a third of 24 Wow, we're already past that point. We've done we've done nine and eight. Oh my god. So we'll have Six left to do Well, if we it's six until 24 hours since we started, but I'm guessing that yeah, well if we have two half hour breaks Yeah, right. So yeah, only guess when it's in your favor Fringy Yeah I'm trying to think because there's there's a couple of things I was trying to sort out. You know memes by the way Oh excellent memes. Um Hmm. Well, by the way, as you're you're mulling free to go. So you you you go to sleep. All right You've been here for ages now. I don't need to get hurt. Don't have brain freeze brain death In that video just Yeah, yeah, I know I got no I got no brain cells left after that That's just killed. Uh, no, I mean, uh, if you if you uh, if you got people, uh, I that's great I want I actually want you to go to sleep at this point I feel bad because you said you're gonna leave like fucking 10 hours ago or whatever Yeah, thank thank you so much for having us, uh on your third anniversary and efat 130 Congratulations Thank you so much And uh, yeah, it's always an absolute honor and pleasure to do this Thank you chat for being amaze balls And may the noon be with you And also with you may the new me with you Oh And that guy Is fucking shit. It should never make a fucking youtube video again. Oh my god. I disavow Yeah, that was I I think you should improve his craft. All right. That's what I'm there for Actually, he No, no No, just more on the script Maybe next time try to make points that are correct Uh, don't spend as so much time going off into tangents on other stuff. It doesn't really matter Oh, no, oh no, I went to his channel And Corell is actually good No You failed so much I don't get it What's going on? What's going on? Look at the chat um Well, I don't know Bye. Bye as bye No, no, no, no the discord chat. Oh, okay, sorry Why oh his last his last video is why the green knight is cinema Oh, we what are we are we gonna watch it? No, no, I just it just happened No No, no, no, no, no, no, no Quad is perfect Wow This is a hyperbolic channel. Why sacks knight or needed army of the dead? What? Oh Bye and congratulations and see you all later. Goodbye Goodbye. Goodbye Okay Well, how are we how are we looking with uh, how are you doing evan j and meme? What are your respective timelines looking like? Well, I just got another beer because I'm in this for the long haul Okay I was about to say like I'm past. I'm past the point in no return. It's it's 5 a.m Where I am and it's like I've been on here for 10 hours. So it's like I'm I'm in it for the long haul too. All right. Well, um I'm I'm gonna do this really Well, I'm I'm gonna say Maybe we can just drum up some conversation. You know, I'm good old-fashioned Conversation while I type things. All right. Yeah to get to make to get things in place that I wish to be in place So, yeah, just you know, hey, how was your sleep? It was good. Um, I had a dream that I was I was living with someone that I went to school with and I was trying to find Her room because I had something important to tell her but I can't remember what it was It was like, you know, your cat's eating a doll or something. Oh, wow, I would dream stuff That would be Wow. Oh, there were there were cats everywhere and I've run a fucking green carpet Were there were they alive and like moving around and meowing and all that Were they normal cats or did they have weird like they were cat like in a lot of dream Things are normal except one weird aspect of it. Were these cats normal cats or did they have like So they're pretty cute. Honestly, they're pretty good cats. Um, okay, there was one like sitting on Like this this this house was pretty cool. It had like a balcony To overlook the town it was in. Um And there were like just these few cats sitting on there and they were all like One of them was one was quite small one was quite big Not like a big cat not like a lion or a tiger like, you know, a big a big domestic cat. Um, okay, all right So, you know, it was a fun fun dream Uh, I I I don't know what dreams are anymore. I uh one day I shall dream Later, it's not too long. We're getting there for two. We're past two thirds. So we're about to Probably I think we're gonna get close to starting our third segment here and I think we've got something really cool that'll be coming up even after that Who knows what kind of surprises that we have lined up for the incredible viewers of every frame of pause All right, you know, I've um, I've just woken up. So I'm gonna go and Grab some breakfast during this little break. Well Is that I I'm not sure that's what's happened quite yet. Um, well, I'm I'm hungry anyway That's oh, are you gonna are you gonna make your own food or do you have someone to make it for you? A relative perhaps the person who birthed you maybe Uh, to be honest rags. I was just gonna eat some fucking cookies. Um Cookie what kind of cookies? I don't know. I don't know. I've got I've got a nice little selection Just like have a little chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I know it's not conventional, but uh, You know, this isn't a convention place. Yeah, this isn't a conventional place. Yeah, this is a special occasion This is the three-year anniversary of eFap. If this isn't a cheat day. I don't know what is No, I had a protein cookie this morning. It was great. Is that when you play the game? I'm on the cookie. Yeah, okay No, it gives it that extra salty bite. I think all right. I will I will be back All right, we'll see you in a bit. Yeah um What oh So Yeah, we're um, we'll probably didn't know that doesn't work I can't see shit So, yeah, we're gonna now Uh, probably react to one more video and then uh, we'll we'll likely do the break. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm down for another Party never ends here in eFap. Absolutely 150 150 videos to cover the story never And it does the writing story What about the never ending story it did it end? Finally, you know, I I I I don't think it did It's like it's like that's the mcu is the never-ending story unfortunately The cinematic version of everywhere at the end of time So, um, you know what because jay abandoned us. Why don't we why don't we just fucking react to one of jay's videos? Fuck it up You know be like, yeah. Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a it's been a long time since we reacted to one of his Yeah, I was as good as his last one. His last one was pretty good. So yeah, so give this one a look through I don't want him slipping. That's the thing. Yeah, absolutely So yeah, well, I mean if everyone's ready, I guess I'll I'll boot her up and uh, we'll see See what this is about. It's a new video apparently. So let's just give it a shot All right today, I'm gonna be spending my time Reacting to something something. I'm gonna react to something for you. I'm not gonna tell you what it is though. Well, that's just uh Let's just let's just press play Hey, I'm moeller and before I say anything I'd like to point out that you're gonna go video called amnesia the doctor Fuck versus a machine for pigs So expect major spoilers for both games. In fact, go play them go play these games before you hear what I have to say They're both really good But which is better Oh, I should probably mention that the reason I'm doing this. I freaking love the horror genre and when it's done, right I love horror games the doctor said changed everything for me in terms of how well it created such a rich An intense atmospheric experience and because of this I anticipated a machine for pigs more than nearly all games in 2013. Yeah, I don't care about GTA I should also imagine this is my first review and as such will be filled with Could you imagine you fall in for one of my classic japes? That's not what I'm gonna be doing with my time I I was joking because I'm so funny Uh, instead what we're gonna be doing today Is I've got a uh fully edited 10 minute video for you about trailers if you can imagine such a thing Just a little little short video about trailer stuff Hey, that's cute the video is starting looking There are a lot of media youtubers out there who love to roast trailers and I am not one of those youtubers Are you I'm the doctor because at the end of the day, what can you really draw from a trailer that's worth talking about? A trailer really only informs you of the superficial aspects of something you might see Jurassic world have big dinosaur Joker is Weird and pretty captain marvel sure is a woman Friendship ended with marvel now dc is my best actually no I am good But surely there's no actual merits are ragging on a trailer right? It's not the actual piece of art You can't actually tell how good a film is going to be just from the trailer So what's the point captain marvel has a terrible plot and terrible characters But you couldn't tell that from the trailer sure you can infer stuff like captain marvel has a large ego That appears to at least in part be tied to her high opinion of her people the kree and you're a kree A race of noble warriors heroes noble warrior heroes And the actual film doesn't deal with her ego or the kree very well But it could have and this single line definitely didn't tell us it wasn't going to captain marvel having a lot of pride Tied directly into her identity as a kree isn't an unworkable trait in a good story And sure you can look at the bit of the trailer where it calls her a Herro and cringe harder than you would reading a veto tweet But a piece of cringe in the marketing does not mean you're gonna get a bad film I mean we did but still surely an entire video just roasting the trailer is kind of pointless, right? This is marketing motivated by capital And hey you ever heard of outrage pandering a form of marketing where you deliberately stir up a group of people By poking them with a stick as a deliberate ploy to use their vocal outrage to market to other people I mean look at the captain marvel trailer. It's just a piece of soulless corporate outrage bait Surely it won't be representative of the actual film. Okay, that's besides the point It's time to go mask off the thing that i've been saying with a clear level of irony for the last two minutes Is a perspective i used to hope without any level of nuance or introspection I just held the perspective that it was always bad to shit on a trailer I never said anything about this not that I remember at least I just sat Pushed upon the very top of my high horse silently judging any creator who would stoop so low as to make a Trailer rant video then a trailer came out that was so bad It made me want to rant about it forcing me to swiftly reevaluate my entire perspective on the issue And hey, I thought why not put all my conclusions in a neat little video Okay, it's time for me to get off my high horse because let's be honest trailers can absolutely include massive red flags A great example of that I feel is the ghostbusters 2016 trailer Which is promoting a comedy while showcasing some of the most painfully unfunny generic hollywood jokes you've ever seen Let's go. Let's go. Oh, oh, did you want to sorry? I'll let you I'll let you Haha in some films that moment would have been played seriously But they put an awkward moment there which is in direct juxtaposition to the more dramatic tone that many people May have expected for a scene like that one 20 years ago before this kind of joke was done to death That's some of the best material we have. That's definitely one of the jokes. We should showcase in the trailer Okay, do we have any more good jokes to include in the trailer? Haha The ghost clearly left her But then she was slapped Again that pain was unnecessary and I find this humorous It was also funny because she was yelling. Haha Loud but trailers can't show you anything that can't be packaged into two second clips What if with all of the added context of the character work in the film? These jokes were actually very funny You can't get a sense of the overall writing quality of a drama from a trailer You can't tell how well a plot is going to flow together how deep the characters are going to be What kind of pacing you're in for or if the narrative you're presented will be tightly structured And ultimately if you do have a comedy that's dependent on long setups or interweaving character dynamics There's a very strong chance that you won't be able to cut together a trailer from short clips That actually gets across the core appeal of the media you're trying to promote I for one firmly stand by the take that of all the promo material released for rick and morty the trailers I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa. Just make the show seem like any other generic adult animated comedy. Are you gonna slay it? True First off, I always slay it queen Man of all the jokes to show in the trailer as they pale in comparison to a lot of the show's other promotional material Like the series of short promo commercials they made for series one This isn't real life. It's a promo commercial. What are you talking about rick? This is real life And why is your family standing there all presentably? This is a promo commercial Try turning 90 degrees morty turn to the side. Oh my god rick. My body isn't here This is a promo commercial. This stuff captures the actual spirit and humor of the show way more clearly It's a 30 second clip that was written with the intent to be consumed on its own To give an impression of the show as opposed to a series of one-liners cut out of the original context in which they were intended to Be presented If you're going to make a trailer roast you need to need to need to understand that these are clips removed from the context They're supposed to be presented in that one person made some art and then likely a different person came along and cut up That art with a different intention when you see something like this You don't know how that's going to be incorporated into the media as a whole the rise of skywalker trailers showing palpatine Was a huge red flag considering what a stupid decision it was to bring him back But him simply appearing in the trailers could have meant a great many things From force ghosts to voices in kylo's head to trippy force visions There were tasteful ways to include ian mcdiamond in the rise of skywalker It was probably gonna be terrible And it was but that small chance and that ambiguity is why I like to hold off on talking about these things until the product is Actually released with that said here's the worst trailer I've ever seen Daleks is the name of an official bbc web series released late last year It's a short animated series about the daleks from dr Who and the first trailer gave a very bad first impression for one thing. Look how ugly the show it's showcasing is Okay, so what the bbc miniseries is ugly It's probably because it was cheap and they wanted to spend their money elsewhere Which is fine In theory, but the really low quality animation definitely contributes to the overall effect that the trailer has on a viewer You know, it also has a huge effect on the viewer of a trailer the sound design. What's so funny? Freak Terminator ever created Someone is creating a device that amplifies paranormal activity Say what you like about the movies those trailers sound like hype distilled Okay, so maybe we're all used to this kind of sound design by now Maybe it doesn't work as well as it used to on us But getting this kind of thing right is still important You know, we're all used to massive CGI spectacle now as well But that would be no excuse to film the final battle in rise of skywalker with papier-mache star destroyers Although in universe that is kind of what was happening If you're going to try and promote a series in this way, you need to get the sound design right So let's listen to the sound design in the daleks trailer Yeah, it's the same sound effect played over and over again And that's it if you have high quality headphones You can hear where the sound file ends because the white noise completely cuts out and you know what I've realized What I'm doing here is very different from a lot of the trailer roasts. I've actually seen Okay, as far as I see it There are two main ways you can assess the content that you see in a trailer The first is assessing the trailer as a piece of art in itself like a music video or clip show You have a series of visuals probably set to music designed to invoke a certain reaction from its audience I focus On the pain. I just want to go on my trip with my friends. Europe doesn't really need a friendly neighborhood spider man Yeah, right This would also include judgments of things like does the trailer give too much away Because that's still a judgment of the trailer itself rather than the media It's promoting the second is to try and assess the quality of an unreleased piece of media Via the trailer. This is the category most trailer rant videos tend to fall into I I don't have a source for that by the way. I don't have any data. I've not seen them all I haven't checked but from what little I've seen it appears to be that way So I've drawn a conclusion after only seeing a small proportion of the whole that I'm talking about Oh, I get it now. You may be expecting me to say that this is pointless and stupid But no, you can still do it It just needs to be done with the awareness that what you're doing is making an educated guess based on very limited information I'm fine with creators pointing out red flags They see in a trailer if it's done with the understanding that they don't have the full context The Daleks trailer may be a bad trailer that also contains red flags But that didn't definitely mean that the Daleks series was going to be bad Although it was I actually ended up watching it with mollusk. So feel free to super chat in asking him his opinions I'm sure he would love that. Also. I did a five hour video about why dr. Who is bad now? You should go and watch that. Haha. Yeah, that's right five hours. I know how you guys feel about that Go on do it. I'm also working on a video about subnautica below zero, which is going to be a lot shorter But it's it's going to come out. I hope That was neat Hmm What's the next one I see almas out the mistake though was not Should have cut it off before we got an opportunity to talk about it Yeah, that was yeah, that was yeah, dude. Yeah Yeah, I agree That's pretty yeah, it's true. I agree. I think so. Yeah Man, I should have got it out of here while I was out, I suppose This is a way easier way to Dream just saying just noticing that you know, it really was I yeah Got some stuff That's pretty good Trailers, you know What Oh, yeah trailers are true Mom, I need another beer I'm holding a mute whenever that happens No, I'm trying to get my avatar back, but I didn't plan for this and so I've only got my I'm my halloween one I I do I do kind of like this chair You really don't have a picture of your uh Well, so when when you stream I can you know what we're I'll just keep the chair until we go on a break Which is gonna happen very soon anyway Oh my god Yeah, we're we're the eight and a half so yeah, because I'm pretty I'm pretty worn out from having to cover that video Yeah, it was a lot of work. I would say um and that was that was way better than dying honestly Jesus But um, I think Jay's getting food. I was gonna say like neat neat neat enough video don't know who made the video but It was neat I uh, I really I really delved into the the role play because I actually did leave to like get coffee and stuff I actually I missed a good chunk of that but that's okay. I was watching on my phone Well, and I'm assuming if you had anything interesting to say you would have rushed back, right? I would have run back and then said something instead of just staying here and then being right here to say something Because I did I did hear a lot of commentary from you actually Yeah, no, I I think I said ha that's ha. I think I did that once which is pretty It's pretty interesting. Look, we've been going for like 18 hours Well, yeah, I mean we've got to eat so I don't understand what the problem is. Yeah I gotta I gotta I gotta metabolize coffee. All right. I look it's a long day. Okay It's all seriousness though. Holy shit Ebola I uh, I remember I watched a video that was talking about Why you need to sleep because it's one of those things where it's like, oh, yeah You do need to sleep But why though like what's actually happening in your body? And I think the gist of that video was that when you stay awake You are kind of giving yourself a little bit of brain damage Just slowly over the course of time and the longer you stay up The more that's that low level brain damage is basically happening And then you need to go back to sleep so that your brain recharges basically never get up for maximum brain efficiency Yeah, it's like the brain processes all the stuff you've been Doing and stuff, right? Yeah, it's getting tired. It's like, uh, please I need I need I need to sit down and just I need to come on. Let me have some chocolates. All right I've been so good today. All right I'm not gonna go to my thighs. I don't I guess it's gonna go to my cerebral cortex, but just come on I think it's cute I could be totally wrong on that By the way, I don't I didn't do biology at school. That was the one I didn't do What about the russian sleep experiment? That horseshit I've never heard of that. What is that? Is that it's a made-up thing that people I'm getting very confused That's all right. I know it's frustrating. I'm getting I'm getting something else in order. It's just um, it's screwing with me If I consider to be very rude Oh, it's it's screwing with you. Yeah Yeah Um, but but but I mean There's a thing I'm trying to do is being a bitch and um, and so it's just I just need a little bit more time We'll be fine But um, all right, that's good. We can spend a little more time in our chairs. Oh, well three of us can I'm I'm in my chair spend time in my chair I have become that one night that chair is it's not me I was I was looking for just even more reasons to spend more time in this chair right now I I look forward to not being in this chair. I don't think I want to come near this chair tomorrow to be honest I say that but I'll be back. It's like, I you know, I can't spend too long away from wake up straight to the chair Yeah, I just maybe are you a maybe you're addicted to chair Well, it's not that it's just I I spent so long in this chair today But I think I just need something that isn't this specific seat Needs to be something else Sit on the floor, maybe Chris cross apple song could do that Oh, this this feels like a good tange, by the way, maybe chat can help me out on this I Consistently struggle to understand what the best type of chair is to get for an office environment So the problem is I'm talking like what is the peak ergonomic chair that you want to be sitting in for a really long time Is it an office chair or is it something else? so Yeah, people saying not a gaming chair. I'm pretty sure you're right and that was why This was a really smart idea getting this gaming chair. This was really smart I mean, I had one because I found one that was like a super sale But it's just it's it's totally fine. I don't I don't really have any issues with it It's just it's a lot of chair. I suppose I guess it's just wow I remember I uh, I went so when I went to I think it was Harvey Norman Uh And um, it's retail store for like electronics and house appliances and stuff Uh furniture and and there was this really nice. I think it was 800 dollars It was this like executive chair and man that feels like one of those dream Items that you want to have this chair It looked very comfortable. It was extremely comfortable Yeah, that's that's one of those things where it's like man one day. I'll have one. I'll have that chair One day. I'll make it The my my office chair will be a status symbol Some people buy cars some people buy homes Some people buy expensive jewelry for their wives, but no no Office I want that chair man. Yeah, I well, I mean if it was like a thing where it's just I'd be spending a lot of time in that chair people saying Herman Miller Um, there is a yeah, it's it's like shoes, you know, you don't want to skimp on shoes Or at least I'm told like, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hear that I'm in it You want to you want it to be good Herman Miller one is one of those ones that I I hear is like that's the best chair in terms of taking care of your back Um, but and I feel like it's almost deceptive. You're looking at and you're like, why does this cost 500 bucks? But there's probably a reason for that um Oh man, some of these are a thousand dollars like cheese So, um, unfortunately I tried to set the premiere for the next fat woman, but it's like glitched out and it's just trying to get it It's playing itself for a premiere for 29 people Uh, all right I can't like I told it to release in 15 minutes from now, but it's just it started releasing It's already like a third of the way through so it's just broken. Um What'll happen is it'll complete the premiere and just be public so Like 30 people will be able to watch it until it is then public and then other people I don't know So it's happened on youtube's end this time. It's uh Very strange. It's up to strange things but That does mean that we'll probably just have to instead of passing you over to batwoman You'll simply be able to see it Wherever you bailed this thing. It's like where's the links like the links not even a little fucky I don't know what to do. Let me see if I can copy it to our chat. See what happens If might work No, it's not showing up when I load up the channel, but this is apparently 29 people in here so Something's going on the truth the true fans. Oh someone has linked it in the chat God zooks I'm going to do a test. Oh apparently it is now public and people can see it Is it oh, yeah, is it oh, yeah, I can watch it. It's 111 people watching now It's in full. It's just out. It's it's done. It's up. Oh, there it is. Hello It says premiered The whole 32 minutes is just up and watchable now. So well now and it says it premiered six minutes ago Yeah, so the premiere is done. That seems a little bit broken doesn't it youtube? That was a six minute video premiere it or Well, I don't think it'll let me I can try Um, well, I don't know if you can re premiere or anything again Yeah, I don't think it lets you or it's you can just Premiere it as if it was the first time or another Video just as that or I don't know Put it on and watch it I guess well, I was gonna say yeah, I could the same. Yeah It's there. You can watch it go watch it while It's the same thing really there's just no live chat for this one unfortunately, but Um, go have a look see it's 32 minutes long. All right, we'll be back at around that amount of time Just remove it and premiere. I mean I could re upload it and premiere it But like that just seems really pointless at this stage, you know Just it's just out now. Yeah Um, we shall be back Uh with with with part three we the wind we're up to 840 on this one. So plus nine 17 and a half Just over Yeah, still some time to go. Okay, buh buh buh buh buh bye Totally do. Bye. Bye. Bye