 All right, there's a there's a cloudbot. I don't know. I don't have it activated Okay Smeagol Whatever you mean Still unlisted Interesting No one will ever know what we have to say About you know, well see if they roll it back, they will be able to see what we said When it finally goes public. So yeah, nothing is sacred Accept the mouse all hell disney all hell malon Hopefully hopefully they don't go back because I accidentally had the the new assets on instead of the old Oh, no sneak peek for all of you who are for all of you super fans Those 20 people who are here already you've already seen it Don't spoil it for everyone else. Okay. Shut up. Don't say it. Hey exclusive 20 people pretend like you saw nothing Okay, be like, huh? What no, nothing's going on. What no that going amount to a whole hill of beans Exactly back to door believe fab also. Yeah. Hello everyone. It's you five one on one It's been a while since episode 100 isn't it right? It has been it's been years Years and years. It was really fun though. We got so much it done So many crazy things happened I'm excited. Yeah Yeah, I was gonna say we uh, we failed our mission You know, we're supposed to get we were supposed to fix meteor in 100 episodes. We fucked up It's still shit mom. It's still shit. That wasn't a really right. So I I don't agree Uh, most people say it's because we let metal in he's apparently been sabotaging the whole system He wants bad media to exist. He's apparently a big fan of batwoman Oh, well, we're big fans of batwoman. I was gonna say apparently that's antithetical to our cause and I was like, but but I mean But so we got to rethink this. Okay. We should come together as fellow batwoman fans Focus on what we agree on Bartman. I was actually told by the way through a screenshot. Um, I think it was on your server Rags, uh, uh, they began filming season two again So, um, pure excitement cannot wait I wonder if the fucking trailer for season two will be as anti-bad as season one was I wonder if they'll be like, maybe let's roll back on that. I don't know Yeah, I don't know. Maybe season one was almost like a proof of concept And now that they know that there's some audience for it They can go all the way they can't even have a steal everything from a man again In like, you know, I'm gonna do what a man did but better. It's like you're a stealer from kk now No, kk's gonna give it away freely kk's gonna realize that her real calling is somewhere else. They're not gonna have I don't think they're gonna have A lesbian steal from another lesbian Even though they have that They have all of their scenes and she's clearly dubbed in and facing her back to the screen every time we see her how she gives stuff away We're just like, hmm Ruby Rose acting weird You're a real woman. It's time bat woman. It's time bat woman was uh was represented by a A strong lesbian woman of color Something something that can the downtrodden can identify with something they're they're gonna I think they're probably gonna try something like that Can you imagine if like People get really upset with season two like the the actual main fans from like the subreddits and stuff And they're like we want k came back and she eventually like makes a return in season four has been like legacy bat woman back to the good stuff That'd be so awesome Legacy bat woman. Like she's the one who built this and you're taking it from her She didn't want to do other things. Like I said, we'll we'll be I think it's the end of this year We'll be watching a movie where He's like an action hero taking on genre. No, so that's gonna be so much She's not acting. That's just her. That's how incredible she is. It's just documentary. I mean You know, we talk about like best actors a lot, but like Worst performances ever people often say like Tommy Wiseau in the room But k came as bat woman is one of the worst things I've ever seen for acting and I love it Really it is shockingly bad. She's so funny. Who who did she beat out? Um, oh, right. Yeah. Well, she was only hired for star power. I think I doubt it was ability And when I say star power I'm referring to What comes across the star power to people who make bat woman They're like, oh my god, she was in john wick too. She's famous Oh, no, no much that movie. I don't even know ruby rose. Wow What what even uh Impressive. What is she in? Outside of this. There's all the oranges the new black, right? That was That was something she was in Yeah, but she got famous for being a model and also very open lesbian sweet The new black That's how you can tell no no before that's how she got the gig in orange the new black Oh, because because in my apartment, he's kevin's the new black gay Orange the new black is like a lesbian show, right? I don't know anything about it. I just know it's like is it prison? A new lesbian is that what you said? Her name is orange. They're all named after colors Um orange is the new black black died and they had to have who orange replacer. I don't know So if I 100 we missed out on a couple of people being able to to jump in two of them are here today How wonderful I'll just go from left to right. Yeah, how you doing? You horrible person I'm doing great. I'm glad to be here for the great avatar debate. Yeah Oh, no For debate. That's what you brought me on. Um, well, it really depends on priorities because someone said you're wrong about star wars Oh All right. Well, I have to defend my honor there Uh-oh Star Wars is that's the one and you know what it'll bleed over because um If rags is being told he's wrong about captain marvel when we all pretty much share his perspective That means we're all wrong about captain marvel is ah damn Also, yes, I did hear about the newest amnesia game. I'll be playing that shit when it releases october 20th I want to say and then metal and I will be playing The dark pictures new game on halloweeny Because that's how on the october 30th Also, um, we're gonna be watching fucking This the haunting of blind manna and all of the boys season two once october 9th rolls around I believe so october's gonna be busy with all kinds of things. Hopefully they're all good. Hopefully we go Hey october of 2020 wasn't too bad. You know, it wasn't the worst thing ever Um, oh, yeah, I suppose I don't think this has been asked. Yeah, what do you prefer halloween or christmas? Christmas No question. Yeah, I know it really isn't a question Why would you prefer halloween? What's I know, right? Because it's better. I'll leave a person of shadow in what way Yeah, I'm curious too Is there even a way that christmas can be halloween? I don't know. I really don't see it I'd have to be given a lecture probably and then I wouldn't believe it Like propaganda. Yes. No. Yes. No Boo. Yeah, the audience is definitely split on this But hey, at least we got the answers. That's great. Uh, so we have you had you been asked before? Um, Anna was this the first time? No, this is like the 20th time. Oh, I'm sorry. No, let's do it again. Still wrong after all this time No, no, still right Based correctness, it's really like a super discount version of how of christmas Thank you for that Freudian slip of the truth If the slip went through it would be halloween is a discount version of halloween No, it wouldn't you would have swapped both of them I already know this because I went to the future of an alternate universe where the Freudian slip carried on No, I don't think so. I don't think there's any possible universe or I would have uh said at the other one I've been there. I went there because uh, I was gonna make some kind of reference to doc er Have you seen doc? That sounds like something you'd go off and try and check out dark No, I don't think so. Oh Yeah, it's the the jim and made netflix tv show it's all about time travel Right. Yeah, that's how you know the name, but I haven't seen it now I found it super interesting right up until dimensional travel got introduced and then I lost my shit And I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't make any sense of anything. I think you guys could imagine once you have time and dimensional travel um Isn't that like the spot of doctor who? Well, doctor who doesn't travel through dimensions, right? Isn't it just time? He's a time lord not a dimension lord. Yeah, it is very very important a real fan with no Oh, you know what this debate has been raging on twitter So I'll I'll I'll answer I'll read this out now for southpaw. He really wants to know Which is the superior so Reese's chocolate or or twix? Reese's Reese's I vote for Reese's So, you know, it's cool. I'm gonna go with twix No Because twix has both nougat and caramel Um or it has like that it has like that crunch, right like a graham cracker. So like pretty graham crackery thing in there Like I can see why someone may vote for the inferior twix, but Reese's man Sam just combining the peanut butter and the chocolate. Oh, they did a good job. You know, I think it's just too simple You know, it's just it's just basically it's peanut butter with a bit of chocolate around it, which is good But I guess I want a little more more than that You're not a simple man. I feel like I am a simple person Don't don't say that it could be like the complicated Twix is not complicated. We only got only recently got the Reese's stuff in our shops Like the last couple of years Wasn't even a thing over here, but I do like them a lot How come Reese's pieces don't have to social distance and they can just buddy up in those packages I know it's fucked up because this world is fucked up. Yeah. What else does it say? Oh, no Just go like oh, this is a protest. It's fine Apparently God damn it. It never ends. There's a new video that people want us to talk about called Why raise not a berry sue the official guide? Man I got your work cut out for you if you're going to try to explain how someone's more powerful than death I find the Uh, people keep wanting to try new naming conventions to get the you know videos into the algorithm Do you remember like the obsession with and here's why that's still going but um A new one that's happening is comma. Actually They put at the end of whatever statement they want to make I've been seeing that one crop up a lot of places. Um This movie is good. Actually, then we had the Actually the guy that we responded to Um about tlj on like episode 64 ish They called it a guide to the last Jedi As if to imply that you know people are getting it. They need a guide. You're like, okay And then so what else we covered had a guide to the rise of skywalker, uh later on And so now we got a guide like I needed a I don't think I feel like I needed a guide to enjoy a new hope and Yeah, well those films are simple and shitty. So that makes sense. Yeah, that's fair enough So they're short. They just wanted to get it over with But yeah, now the newest one is an official guide to how rey is not a berry sue. It's like all righty She's the ultimate Mary Sue. She's like the poster trial of it. Well, I don't know I mean, do do we uh, did we ask if malan was a bigger? They're both pretty they're both high up there I think I think right edge it out. Yeah. Yeah, she dies and gets to come back Yeah, the if you take all three films, it's like, holy shit is rey like ticking Shit because it almost feels like gatekeeping in a really weird way for the Mary Sue title Like if you don't tick every single box that I found on the wikipedia page, then you can't count and it's like, okay I think we know that colloquially Uh, if you go, oh that character's kind of a Mary Sue that all of us know what we're expecting from it in terms of like Attributes you'd be like, oh, they're probably this this this this and you're like, yeah Um, oh, but not that one as much or something for example, like will they be loved by every single character in the in the whole story? It's like well, if they're not loved by like one gremlin, dude It's like well, you still get we're trying to highlight an issue And I always feel like that's like the main fucking argument that's that's presented It's like they don't follow this particular they would uh, you know, if based on the because they always refer to the fan fiction star trek ship, right? I would argue that um Certainly colloquially she's completely supplanted what Mary Sue Was originally based on now people think of like rey and if they match the attributes of rey, they are a Mary Sue I think so. She's the poster child for mary sewerie and uh soonest See past today Yeah, I considered a bit of a waste of time to be like she doesn't count as the labels like, okay But what about all of the criticisms? It doesn't seem like a strong victory or defensive. Oh, she's only she's only 90 percent Mary Sue I just like it when they say stuff like, oh, they're super duper powerful in the universe That's explained because they're the granddaughter of Palpatine. It's like that's not um, that doesn't change fucking anything Anyway Yeah, yeah So while we've been away Well, just just different things happened lots of little minis been coming out I see you guys been enjoying the batwammons and the and the ghostbusters. Um Still got more that the only the only fun bait I can give I guess is uh, doom annihilation with yms. That's coming up um moolin with metal Cry more. Oh wait, metal's in the doom one too. Fucking. He's just all over the place. Uh, Who's on the the moolin one? It was it was it was Moriarty and Jay long bone. Ah, yes So, but what's cool about that one is there's two movies in one You actually and I already know that they're gonna be able the death bull is just gonna be able to edit quite a quite little journey from uh, the first one's the second one because we had lots of fun with the first one Talking about Fuck it. There was actually a joke in the first one that had us all like laughing for ages. It was uh, quite good shit. It was surprising So get excited for for stuff. It's on the way plenty more to come as well New moons not very good. That's um, just just saying Yeah, it's really bad guys Um, and yeah, someone just said remember to invite the erotic for battlefield earth. Yes. Yes, we'll we'll sort that out eventually All kinds of movies to come And yeah, so anyway, I wanted to show everyone and if you guys want to see it as well I'll just just pull up the stream temporarily. We got us a bit of a new look for refap Of course, if you wanted to cheat, I accidentally had it on in the opening like minute of this stream So you can go and see it there, but I'm about to do it anyway So it's just going to be the same sort of thing but different And uh, here she is in all of her splendor You see guys it moves it moves now actually changes on my stream That means we're a professional podcast because things move Oh my god Although it looks as if it might not be centered even by a couple of like small Centimeters, well, I'll fix that eventually but for now I think he looks quite nice Add some add some high quality stuff super slick work. Check it out. We've even got one for movies Look at the blue So beautiful and then we got the minis Oh Still all of it moving the um, and then of course Gaming which will be really important because we do loads of gaming episodes. Don't we loads we we will Do more do not you worry people. We will do more. We got an average of um, four per year No, four per two years. So You can expect two more this year at the very least Plans have been discussed And so yeah, uh, that's how efebs gonna look now. I'm sorry guys Uh pre 100 is over. We are in a new world I think it's pretty cool though. Um, I think it's super duper thanks to omega ridley and axel the two artists that got this all sorted out Looks wonderful And this is the part where we become millionaires. Yes awesome I'm gonna quit my job right now. EFAP has broken new ground. What podcast has ever looked so cool There are none There are none. I agree There's not a podcast Something else that is Neat arena I wanted to I guess I should pop this in the description. I shall while explaining it We got uh, someone is actually taking the time to set it up And uh, I was going to but I just never quite got around to us at this point I'm just gonna be like until I do this is easily a resource Someone set up audio faps as in The audio versions only of everything to do with EFAP and uh, they're on sound cloud This this is the profile I'm posting away Of course, anyone listening to this right now who's like god, I wish they were audio EFAPs then uh There is a link at the top of the description. Yes Or at least there will be um So you can write that now I'm I'm currently changing it audio faps. That's a that's a really good thing to put the top of the description so Check it out if you want to if you need it. Um And yeah, I guess they'll get updated as they go along The because I know some people they don't have the um That dare I call it the bit rate or the not the bit rate the the limit the data to be able to watch full videos Um, so they just want the audio versions, which is now possible That's good. Um And then of course, um, unfortunately with different things that have been happening seems That a a friend to good ol efap is uh in in some trouble I'm gonna post this how The good ol baowen, um So I guess I'll just read this you know Um, I've had confirmation that neighbors while away on holiday with family a massive wildfire tour through our wee mountain community And floof is officially homeless I'll be busy helping make some family move what is left of this stuffery and try to salvage anything of mine And so until I get a go fund me go in floof would greatly appreciate any spare coin you can throw Um into the PayPal and then of course is a gmail link. Um It's a potentially disastrous the uh Obviously any support help anyone can can spare would be a Fantastic I imagine in this position. I don't I don't know many more specifics I don't know if like the entire house was just completely destroyed or not, but um There is Another link at the top of the description if anyone can the way it works is like you go into PayPal And you just send a particular email the uh Any amount that you can to support? Sorry for that and obviously baowen's provided shit tons of Fun memes since fucking honestly like episode was the first one episode seven or something the um The creepy gas alien with the butt You remember rex? Oh, I remember how could you forget it's burned into my memory So, um, yeah, sorry to hear it and um, hopefully things will be on an uptune. Uh Yeah, like I said link links in description is Or well not really link paypal email. You take that to paypal. Uh Trying to think of something else, um do do do I suppose this this To lighten the mood. Uh, where is this? So I showed rags this before but we decided it would be funny to put on e-fab. So this is from um I I think it was a comment underneath Uh, I can't remember if someone shared this on discord or if I found it But it was it's a comment in relation to I believe my captain marvel video Oh rags if you want to Want to give it your best read Oh, yes. Oh man. Oh, all right Here we go Dude It's a fucking stupid superhero movie made by a human being Great Making sense out of it is like drinking wine to prove it's water Greater than greater than greater than it isn't All right Okay It checks a lot the logic checks, right Uh, what's the movie if you want some sci-fi bullshit otherwise stay the hell away from it Because you're just gonna be tired and stressed trying to give them some sense and make them a reality related concern Hmm, maybe you don't realize it, but I'm actually trying to help you here I'm I'm in your side That's what's been bothering me this week I want you to relax and not get stressed over so fucking stupid shit That you do not want to even be bothered by It's not really bothered by that. He's trying to help me relax. He's in your side, man I've never seen someone said so shit by by knocking out the tea This is your spleen make them a reality related concern. That's that's not what you're doing That's not even really what you're doing Here at EFAP we encourage all of you to make our streams a reality related concern to you um Yeah, that was special. Yeah, you're just looking after me and I appreciate that. Thank you very much And this was for what movie I think captain marvel Oh, yeah, captain marvel is definitely not a reality related concern. Yes, it's uh Hey, I would say it finds reality poisonous. Um So, yeah, I mean that that that's really all I I was I was gonna be talking about today before jumping into videos Was was there anything you guys wanted to talk about something game? Yeah, I mean, that's the thanks for watching guys. EFAP 101 Send your send your comment In the comments section where comments are normally located I'm gonna drop a watch together link in there because I thought we'd try something different today I was gonna play a video and pause certain intervals and then comment on it with you guys. What do you reckon? Hmm Sounds pretty, uh, I know pretty crazy, but I'm thinking it might work So Because you never quite know exactly who's gonna be around for for how long I figure we'll start with with this one This is uh The title of this one is Why the star was I got alexa what day lights on lights on Tell me about alexa. Oh, don't worry. That's that's a that's a I guess there's a sign There's a sign here that says dog people and cat people don't see eye to eye on a lot of things But the one thing they can agree on is there's nobody weirder than bird people Is this true? Do we know this is a big people? I had birds. I didn't like them Fucking hated them. Oh, no Fucking every when I said when I go to youtube and see all the bird videos the birds are nice and they love their love They're funny and they're smart. They turn around. They're so cute. Wonderful. My birds were fucking assholes Mate they used to be dinosaurs. I don't see why they'd be calm, you know You'd think they'd mellow out after a few million years. They're like, we used to be so cool Now we're nice these big giants. Just give us everything we want Yeah um Anyway, the the the name of this video we're going to cover and it's called why the star wars reviews by er Mola, etc are wrong about everything Man, I wish I had another review about star wars. I would be in the title Like I know er is a horrible person, but you must have made one point that was okay just even No half a point something Um in all of my making a farguments one will be correct I was gonna say you'd think with the uh the machine gunning nature of of efeb and and my videos You'd think I said one thing that was worthwhile, but you know, I understand So I think it's good for everybody to check out. It's it's like an audit, you know sometimes like yeah We make some mistakes. So let's let's give it a shot. See where we fucked up. You guys ready? Mm-hmm. I'm ready. I'm ready to see we all fucked up I have been hearing about how terrible that the disney star wars movies are And two youtube channels are being referenced on repeat. Mala is one of them and he is the pioneer of objective criticism Oh, hey, calm down You sound young it shows The pioneer down The pioneer of objective criticism the pioneer of being critical without letting your biases, uh, you know You're the first one It was probably back in the caveman days when one caveman was like Trying to start a fire and the other caveman was like, oh, but maybe you not use feathers Maybe you use sticks to rub together Yeah, it was like, oh, shit. That's like a good idea. Carl. That's fucking brilliant Then they they weren't that objective criticism led to the invention of fire Fucking all this is like I don't like fire. It hurt. That's objective fire hurt finger But fire make food taste good Good life make warm I don't know if you guys have ever seen this meme, but it's my favorite one about caveman when we send it I don't care if make food taste good. Oh, yeah, this is a good shit This is good shit. I'm the best I love I love the brow the big brown is super big Like yep, I'm the best It's even caveman, you know, they had trouble with being objective until I came along, of course Yeah, I'll check out his video on art analysis to understand is that supposed to be that blurry Wait a minute. Wait, wait a second. Hold on Let me check the original so I could see if it's supposed to be that Oh my god, it actually is supposed no it the quality on this video only goes to 240p Oh No, what did you make this with a calculator or a black eye with dreads It's just like the thumbnail says And uh This guy taped his smoke alarm and a tape measure together and made this video He's like banging his table the video eventually Objectivity and subjectivity Now I watched this video and I've come to the conclusion that moller is only 50 correct. He says that you said it was wrong about everything When he says everything, he means half. Oh, okay You know how literally can literally mean the opposite unironically. Well now full can mean half I mean, I guess it's just clickbait. It's fine. We're in now. So 50% er is still wrong about everything from what we know Yeah That one there are problems in the script. He isn't stating his opinions. Was that a skip for everyone else? Oh, let me uh, I'll roll it back for you Because his voice skip because his voice is also in 240p So it might be like skip around a bit and that moller is only 50 correct He says that one there are problems in the script He isn't stating his opinions and that he concludes that the movies he reviews are objectively bad While he does argue So he's saying you're not stating your opinions. I mean I guess it depends on what particular comment Yeah, like This just comes down to the definition shit again because a lot of people say for example, you said, um, you know, uh Ray is the most powerful character and someone said it in your opinion. He'd be like, bye Uh, I guess. I don't know because it's it's also muddled up. Um But it whatever you want to call what I'm saying, it's pretty fucking provable is is the main uh At least in relation to like the flaws of of the plot or the the consistency of elements it because I'm not entirely sure if he's like running away. That seems to be where he's going probably. It's like, you can't say it's bad I don't I don't know I guess we'll find out That's what you will argue. Well, he hasn't given me the actual reasons why it's definitively bad Okay, so just continuity fuck ups if a story is meant to be a series of events and continuity is key to generate it anything That's discontinuity is a problem I mean, I think it was in our our episode 100 catch up where We said like the the most base definition of a story is a is It's an account of events. Yeah Like that's I think that's as simple as you could Possibly get it down to So in that sense you have to have you it then it's necessary that you have it has certain attributes For example, it can't we can't be told two things a definitive when they contradict each other like that you you're now Fucking up every year. Um, I would say if if you would like to argue that a story doesn't have to adhere to The universal law of non-contradiction and exclude middle Fuck and go for it But that's gonna be a tough sell I think So let's um, yeah, let's let's take a look here. Oh by the way in the definition of opinion that I think we use is just the Really standard quick go-to google Definition which is a viewer judgment formed about something not necessarily based on factor knowledge Nice and simple nice and simple Given plenty of reasons for why someone would dislike the movie but not why it's actually bad This will be explained towards the last part of the video, but those two things aren't necessarily mutually exclusive either But for most of this video, I'm gonna focus on the popular youtube renter. No, there's no focus in this video Look, this is his intro. He's probably gonna He's gonna spray his his intellectual focus all over us in a second. Are you ready? We go ready for er. Oh no, it starts this guy john boy And this chick daisy ridley and oh my god, this girl cannot act her way out of a biodegradable paper bag This is a ship that made the kessler on in 14 parts We're just gonna rewatch from here. We go Um, I'm gonna You guys can keep it up. I'm gonna I'm gonna mute on my end in case copyright Do you know if the song is copyright or not? Yeah, uh with the Benny Hill theme. Yeah I Downed it. I don't think I've ever been caught right if I it. Oh, I'll just I'll just be safe. Like I said, it'll be on for you guys But uh, the stream is just gonna show because I remember this part you just show the many ways she acts in the exit He's fucking crushed it down to 240 though Thanks, I can barely see it The video resolution on youtube is 240 and then he's Got like a 240 version of that so we're looking in a 240 version of a 240 recording basically Yeah, like hence why everything's all fucking blotchy as shit, but at least we've all we're all familiar with the movies She does she does this off a lot Imagine that what you'd have to work with and they got the three movies. It's just like, yeah This is the thing I reckon she's probably capable of being an actress. It's just the yeah, I think it's direction Yeah, like directions not exactly. They're having to do the exact same fucking thing every scene Damn, he's really gonna just show all of it, huh? I was gonna say this is a really unusual like from a From a strategic point of view. This is an interesting step. He's taking. Yeah. Yeah makes point. Yeah proves point. What are you gonna do? Keep a few so you'll fire gates this but okay. I'm interested There that's better Well, she's not very good And rather obnoxious to some people she delivers her lines rather well Especially when compared to how the lines are delivered in their prequels. What do you mean to some people? So so the counter is some people think she's good and she's better than the people in the prequels That's the counter Also, as I think we also discussed in our episode 100 super fat catch-up now available on moeller Is that we said I don't think there's a way to Objectively qualify acting. It's a really tough one. Yeah, I think the closest you could get Is if an actor was playing a real person and it would be about Matching that other person. But even then I would probably even say that that's an adaptation argument and The best you could probably do is pointing out like for example her doing the exact same expression means we can't really distinguish like How she actually feels about anything if that's just her default face and so that would be um Highlightable as a sort of issue and of course because we went over this but um We can all see You know fucking Ian McKellen in any fucking role compared to Tommy Wiseau and be like, yeah I can spot the good actor from the bad actor, but it's really hard to like quantify that. Um Even though we can all like recognize it and the standard I suppose that we all try and go through is just conveyance of emotion But uh, then we can run into trouble with like terminator with some mentions in chat Like if you have will smith playing will smith like could he is it even possible for will smith to not play himself objectively perfectly I mean, yeah uh Oh, but you know, anyway, I just the idea that well if we all agree she's bad But there's some people who don't and that's the defense. It's just like all right I Nailed it. I guess as the stormtrooper slaughter a village for this chart One of them has second thoughts on the ethical and moral pretexts of what they're doing coincidentally He's the only one on the extermination team to suddenly sprout a conscience. Oh my god We're murderers also I thought the strong troopers were all clones of this cold-blooded assassin guy But it turns out the clones are a decommission to off-screen analysis. A lot of people like to pick you up on this, don't they? Yeah, it was just a sort of for a joke, but Well, you know, well I was about to say because the um the oh my god We're murderous thing is funny, but at the same time I'm imagining you're trying to get people to think about Hey, is it weird that he's like the only one who's picking up on this And of course they they argue in the third film that that's because the force told him to And the force only does that with a certain amount of stormtroopers at certain times the rest of them can get fucked The force is a very Poor parenting You can't figure out morality unless you have to force Pretty much they have to release them from their brainwashing or some shit I don't even know like I'm just gunning from that conversation Was it Jaina Janna? I can't remember the girl's name in Janna, I think Janna um Yeah, she's like the reason we all didn't kill a bunch of innocent people is because of a feeling and then that's what that's what Finn said he got on tfa2 and it's just like I don't Uh So like all the force ghosts from the people who were killed at the beginning of the force awakens They're like, oh wow force while you stop that other masker, but all right. I guess we weren't important enough That's what I mean when you introduce The idea that there's an all-powerful force that's actually helping people in this way. You're like, wait, why isn't it doing it more? Yeah, I think it was They sort of touched on it in the fan of menace, but especially in the sequels They turn the force into an outright agent a thinking plotting agent who has desires and is working towards a goal Which further complicates things immensely. It certainly does when you've got the dark side and the light side It's like wait a minute. The force is a fucking cock Fuck that guy He's a dick The force isn't like even a force anymore, which is almost a weird Thing it makes the name seem incongruent with what it actually is Well, yeah, because I I always just assumed it was like it was just an element of of everything It's just that it's it is not it wants Yeah, it's just the thing. It's something that exists. It is a force which was the perfect name for it Now it's an agent Also, I thought the stormtroopers were all clones of this cold-blooded assassin guy But it turns out the clones are a decommission to off-screen and now these are just programmable humans Which is a shame because retconning the stormtroopers to all be young black Why don't people give you flak for that? You said you thought something but what actually the case of this If you remember, we've covered this before actually. I don't know if I ever told you we are but um When we covered cosmonaut he went after you for this one. I think and uh You can actually break up what you say As completely benign because you just say, oh, yeah, I just thought it was that way But I guess not and then you make a joke. It's like It it to me feels as though someone saw your video got annoyed of all your your points that found ones that were Even respond to a ball with like a half the whole video of shit Yeah, and even then this was all just a setup for a classless joke Classless joke comrade. Turns out the clones are decommissioned to off-screen and now these are just programmable humans Which is a shame because retconning the stormtroopers to all be young black man would oh and people are asking like the speeding up thing This is a nurse. He's speeding. Yeah. This is the nurse. We would never Speeding yara like what the fuck Have made total sense as to why they can't shoot for shit Who'd have thought these chase Nazis would be so racially diverse I Will consider us racists for driving away It's just Music that the civil watches this to like actually uh, accuracy wise. This is not on point and you're like, oh Damn it Where am I gonna find a dress all in white? Oh, that's good stuff This video isn't worthless. We got some of this. Yeah This is happened before at e-fab where someone's responding to someone else. So we enjoy the uh The plague of the context more than we do the commentary More context, please This is what I'd call mixing comedy with actual criticism. There's no actual point being argued. That's a lot of people would call it Yeah, he said there's no actual point being made. It's like some of the some of the stuff that they had a point. I don't know like the Just the idea that it's weird that he's the only one who's woken up about killing innocent people's bad There's obviously a point and a joke at the same time and people act like he's the ultimate critic for the new star wars Come on Congratulations. Well, yeah, I thought I thought he introduced this video saying I was which one is it? Oh Yeah, I I introduced it you perfected it. I guess well I'm subjective comedic evidently I just like the idea that he's like, oh, yeah mola came and then you became the ultimate when Fucking if anything you came well before me like I didn't know fucking how this works On but turns to the dark side because pan man going to die. Sorry. I mean I have no idea why kylo ren turned to the dark side Who cares not two billion dollars Why is it important that people know why he turned in this movie? You need to make an argument instead of because why should we care about him? Yeah, and and they I mean he's han's son. It's really weird. It's just like what what is what is the story here? He's just evil man Yeah Um because I imagine someone would want to try and like compare to a new hope It's like Vader was a foot soldier in uh in a new hope. It wasn't a huge amount to him It's empire that flashes them out kylo though kylo's people argue kylo's like the fucking almost like Like a protagonist of the three films rather than the villains sort of thing And then you've got and and again, this is all coming after the original three movies and they just introduce Yeah, the big bad is essentially The son of han solo and leia organa I don't know how the fuck that happened, but that's what it is and I think that's in the years video actually as well But yeah, it's It would have been neat to know why I should care that han solo's son is evil and then also thinking about being good Because they have that payoff, but we have no Like history for it. So it's just like, I don't know. You just will be a won't be I guess It's very assert tea without any substance Another example would just be like I'm gonna finish what you started. You're like, whoa, let's let's pause right there What are you referring to because vader's a good man when he died? So so like what do you try to finish and then why who told like what is what is this moment? And it's obviously it's just jj being like They get a love it Raising the pitch in your voice. You are more of a comedian than a critic. Oh I mean, that's not really that's not so bad actually insult I guess depends what you're going for but like He sped it up so The whole raise pitch thing unless you did that in your video. I can't remember No, I don't think so So he raised he sped up the video to raise your pitch and then he said that you're just raising your pitch Did he say anything about raising my pitch? Yeah, he said if you like Oh, fuck it. We'll just have him repeat back it up time traveled his business in this movie You need to make an argument instead of raising the pitch in your voice. You are more of a comedian than a critic I mean, yeah, you sped him up pitching my voice I mean, it will take take the criticism on you, uh, please like next video go go deep go You gotta you gotta drop the bass All right, I will need some uh lessons from you mauler I mean, I've raised my pitch a lot. So I'm not doing all right. I think I'm comfortably at after Okay, probably alto, you know, I'm I don't know what I'm at, but Uh, I need to go lower clearly And they become fast friends or gay lovers. It's too early to tell Stop making gay jokes. No, that's true though. It's not a gay joke. No What he just said is true They they fucking bade the whole like Ever wanted fitted po to hook up even um, I think john boyega was asked about it, right? And he was like i'd have been fine with it I think it was oscar isaac's who had talked about it oscar isaac wanted it and finn said he was okay with it Yeah, well, yeah, either way it didn't happen. Um, but fucking loads of fans wanted it to happen And uh, brian johnson was like, no no gays not doing gays People automatically go to oh you mentioned gays you're trying to make a gay joke Yeah Believe me. We're experienced with people making gay jokes that if have holy shit the the law the rigs video Nothing, but attempts to make a gay jokes. This is just pointing out that like yeah, that's that's if you to summarize oscar isaac's position in the story It's um, he fights the rebellion possibly gay saves the world by blowing up. It's a star killer There you go Make actual arguments Elsewhere in jack who there's luke skywalker. Sorry. I mean ray some scavenger urchin girl Who's coincidentally not a slave on this extremely remote desert planet? Why is she even here? I don't know who cares not two billion dollars again? Why is this important? Why is it important? Why the protagonist is where they are at the beginning of the trilogy? Yeah so Yeah, again, like you highlight that she's clone of luke's story and we don't even have a justification for any of it like so you can't even look at um How they tried to justify the cloning of it? They don't have anything So it's just like yeah, and and of course the jab being um, your implication is that it doesn't they don't have to because they're gonna make money regardless Especially if they they're doing and again the way you do it is kind of funny But you're also making a point. I don't know. It seems simple to me. Stop raising the pitch in your voice for comedy kyle ran okay Putting putting aside the weird dishonesty of having him speed up your footage to raise your pitch and then Saying you're raising your pitch Um, it would be really useful if you're trying to prove a point In your video You should probably say something along the lines of here's why that's not important. Here's why that's wrong instead of just going no Quite helpful And having failed repeatedly for his targets goes to have a chat with his boss Some hologram of a giant peter jackson cg monster And I honestly don't remember what the fuck happens in this scene then go back and rewatch it You're playing it in your video. Well, you don't need to because that's not the part of your point, right? You move on to just talk about how this Well, I can't remember what you say about this one. I'm assuming he's gonna have the context, but There's a difference between I can't remember what happens. So I think this is bad versus You know, which parts you're actually commenting on but you can't remember all of the film Like it is right So if you got shit wrong fair enough, but as long as all you talk about is accurate, you're fine Other than some exposition to establish that kylo is han and leah's son Yeah, they're pretending that this and this made this leah. Is there something you want to tell us Is this a casting criticism? I wish you had a I I wish we had an icon of something instead of cutting to black It is kind of it is is a little disappointing. I wish we had like a webcam so we could examine what his room is I just I don't know. I I think it's funny because every time it cuts back to him. It's always so dead padded stupid It's kind of funny. I just I I'm so curious Is this a casting criticism? What kind of argument and comedy twisting is this? And then emo baiter shows up and there's a scene between him and han now this scene This scene would have been worth the price of admission and so much more because I have never laughed harder in my life Looks like kylo's shot first grito. You have been avenged too good for this wall Why did this make you laugh explain yourself? Explain yourself. Why did you laugh at this very serious scene? Explore yourself I can perfectly explain myself because Han of all people getting one shot and By anybody number one is just ridiculous to me But then by his own son Put the lightsaber over a pit Well, I know that a lot of people Felt that it was a little off as well because it's just it's uh, so clear Like you're watching this and you're like, he's gonna die He's gonna die especially when people know in the meta knowledge And the fact that there was like a campaign to spoil this shit That was like a meme on the internet was was like han solo dies. So yeah watching the scene As if you have to justify where you find something funny It's a weird weird one, but you seem to explain yourself. How dare you laugh at batwoman? How dare you laugh at malan? Of course, or freelarsen if someone finds it very dramatic or if someone feels nothing. It's like, yeah, they're all valid um And I feel like you did explain yourselves. I don't know It's a weird one But this is where the prequels come out ahead at least to try to hang the original trilogy from new rope Sure, some of it was just ripping off certain elements and stuffing them fucking everywhere But a lot of dorge's distortions were brand spanking new too like the jedi council politics midi-chlorians politics droids politics even fucking jar jar I'm so fucking sick of hearing this damn reasoning. It's impossible to defend you couldn't sound more uh passionate there, buddy I am sick of hearing this reasoning The prequels and this is easily the worst defense What I'm gonna skip is right. Yeah, sorry. What was I'm rolling back. It's the defense politics droids politics even fucking jar jar I'm so fucking sick of hearing this damn reasoning. It's impossible to defend the prequels and this is easily I mean I don't er wasn't sounding like he was defending the prequel there. Yeah, just saying that they did some new stuff. That's all I think this guy's a little slow Also impossible to defend the prequels. I mean, I wouldn't even I don't agree I I think I could if if I was to play devil's advocate for the prequels. I think I could do a decent job Yeah, like we we can we we we we've already said that like we we think the prequels are kind of shitty, but There's still plenty to to to praise about some of the stuff that happens in this story wise I I you know, I wouldn't even say it about the sequels But it's way closer to be impossible to defend the sequels like from a writing standpoint Oh, hell. Yeah, I would much rather, you know, if a million dollars was on the line I'll defend the prequels Any day I ain't defending the sequels. I don't know if I can yeah, like if I was to choose between those two teams I'd be like, why the fuck would I defend the sequels? That's impossible It's not even like a A core in there to defend Look at the worst defense I'm gonna skip his rogue one video since rogue one deserves to get torn apart because it's terrible Oh, all right The last Jedi is the first movie of his that I've pushed myself to finish and if I didn't have this youtube channel The last Jedi is too long, but you can watch mauler Oh Damn, bro, they yeah entertaining well, I mean, uh You know, you can't watch anything that is two and a half hours long is is kind of what he assumed your point was Is it not your point? Uh, it is my point for this movie Wait a minute. You're saying that it's not that it's two and a half hours long. It's that it's two and a half hours of bullshit Exactly are you implying that two and a half hours is literally not always the same experience Not always. Oh my god. I guess we've cracked it guys science wins once again The galactic empire I mean the first order are busy eradicating the remnants of the rebellion. I mean the resistance. Wait, what really? Did I miss a movie? Why are the first order leisurely facing off with the resistance? Isn't the first order supposed to be weakened right here? They just lost their mega death star Remember the planet turned a laser cannon. This is where the good guys are deal with it I was This is this is so disappointing He's like, oh, that's the way it is deal with it. It's like shit. I didn't need your video for that Let's say we could yeah, anyone can say that shit man. Jeez um Yeah, so that's the confusing part of the world building the first order are incredibly powerful and and like They just they're all over the galaxy But also it's only until riser sky walker that they actually managed to take control of systems. It's like, oh Okay And of course once they blow up star killer, you're you're you're looking for information exactly what we're dealing with in the first order And tlj is just like, I don't know. It's just um, they're just huge You're like, okay because in the originals they're an empire So blowing up their big laser is like which was brand new In a new hope is like, well, I guess there's still an empire with the first order Like we are Premiering our enormous weapon and this is a message to the galaxy that we're taking over and then you blow up their weapon You're like, huh, we're gonna do now and it's like, well, we'll just use our enormous galaxy trotting army Yeah, we'll use the rest of our massive military force that spans the galaxy until the point where we Can't use it to pursue the resistance and then it'll be back to the next movie though The first order power level is forever fluctuating up and down and Very very confusing very underutilized You have no sense of scale So he just corrugated you you got to deal with it No, did oh my god Stop opening up your movies with action sequences like this It's a lot of shouting and pretty lights and that's nice and all but I want real stakes I want investment at least some bare bones setup is necessary to care one flying flip about these flying Flips more than none. If you absolutely have to use an action sequence opener Use your main characters. I reckon most moviegoers don't easily recognize hux He was really only in a few minutes of episode seven same with po who disappeared for a huge bulk of tfa And I mean disappeared right out of his clothes freaking teleported Paul was the guy who saved the entire rebellion in the last movie. He was super important It's that doesn't address anything Yeah, that doesn't address anything you just said Yeah, snook is super important in the force awakens. He's barely in it. Mm-hmm Fucking hell So when you open up a tlj if you saw tfa two years prior, I seriously fucking doubt you knew who po and hux were You'd be like, uh, they're they're the ones Hmm, especially for those who are casual viewers and did only see it the one time Should be like, I don't know. I'm pretty sure those that's just good guys and bad guys, I guess Um for people who are paying attention, you'll be like, uh, I guess we're following po Um the the opening sequence of tlj is fucking garbage, but then again, I feel like this redundant because the whole thing is uh the The idea that he's important because he blew up the the star star killer as well But it's like any of them could have uh Because the opening was built right by um, hon and just had to get a fighter in there to blow up everything Hmm and then of course you tie in the fact that he was supposed to die in the original version, um I don't know feel feel like that's just we're not getting out of the rest Yeah, po was originally supposed to die. He he uh, yeah, that's why he's gone. That's why he disappears for like most of the scripts And that would have made a lot. Yeah, I thought you knew that I could have sworn I didn't know that no Well, um, yeah from what I remember reading he was upset that he gets killed And he asked jj to not kill him because he keeps dying in the movies he's in Which is really funny to think about because oscar isik wants fucking nothing to do with star walls at this point So I think mr. Jackson, um, listen, I know you were gonna kill boromir and everything Have you noticed I died a lot of stuff and he's like, yes That is why and all this meaningless action is this is not meaningless. It kicks off the entire movie Overall er is nothing but a comedian pretending to be a critic That's not even harsh words I don't even know the English that kicks off the whole movie. Well You could have had you could have gotten to the point where you are at through a Through through different avenues of approach here The action scene is just it's not Meaningful just because it happens first It's hard to he doesn't use a lot of words and the words he uses can be interpreted in multiple ways So it makes it difficult to really get what his actual point. Yeah Um, I wish he wasn't so glib ultimately though You know, he came out. Okay. He is it really that bad if you're less a critic and more of a comedian. It's like, oh, well Yeah, yeah, I thought I was gonna get really lambasted, but I'll tell you like you came out. Okay. I'm not looking forward to He said he's gonna come back to me. Um And now we got shad God shad. I hope you're gonna be okay, buddy. Now we'll enter into the realm of fight choreography and military tactics Shad diversity is one of those youtubers that I feel should really get off youtube. Do you think that that's This guy thinks he arc can stay but you gotta go Wow I'm really curious what the metric is there like shad has to go. He's he's ruining everything Every single move in a fight scene from a swordsmanship perspective is a way to stop debate on the internet Stop debate No, it's Yeah, it begins the discussion that's centered around the criticism of something in the film See, so we're at the point again in you fab as as per usual Where someone says something and you would you tell when your friends about this? They won't believe you by talking about swordsmanship shad is trying to prevent debate from happening Yeah, what? I mean, maybe he means he's trying to stop debate by Ending a discussion through the use of It's it's like if you present like a hundred proofs that the earth is a globe Right and you say i'm ending the debate because you so Because you have presented your arguments in your discussion. So You know so fully And so really yeah, but shad's criteria will be Like accurate choreography in that regard He will provide all the proof he can that it fails And then if if shad was to say and that's the end of the debate I seriously don't think shad would be like there's no way you can respond to me in any way shape or form I think you'd be like, oh, yeah, you can and I'd be interested to see what you have to say I mean because people say it about us like our goal is to suppress other people's opinions and stuff And it's like no the debate goes on it always does We wanted to suppress opinions. We just fucking work at youtube Yeah I'm twitter Twitter it's not Nitpicking isn't a way to judge a movie fairly these characters of a course flawed in their fighting techniques This is a galaxy far far away This is uh, there's so much to say holy shit Dissecting every single move in a fight scene from a swordsmanship perspective is a way to stop debate on the internet It's not Nitpicking isn't a way to judge a movie fairly these characters of a course flawed in their fighting techniques This is a galaxy far far away So he thinks the idea so we're not looking at someone failing to do a particular sword move or losing because they weren't able to counter a move That was too complicated Let's just look at the classic example a knife disappearing that would have been stabbed into the back of rey Is this because rey is so good at sword fighting and the guy isn't is this how we're arguing? Hey, man, things just don't work the way you'd expect them to in a galaxy far far away Also, I like this image of kylo. It's funny. Yeah, why would he zoom on this? biggest point yeah, I feel like Yeah, this is uh These fights have to do with the survival of very important main characters It's not a nitpick and I don't know if I don't know if it's raise in competence That means she can kick one person and three people fly back I don't know if that's her incompetence I'd say it's the opposite one might even say she could be Mary Sue material relatively powerful but um also why Would you specifically target the? The fighting scenes and you talk about those It's not nitpicking. That's just Analyzing the specific part of the movie in this part You're not enjoying it from a visual level and that's what me film media is and that's how you don't understand how to critique film You're you're focusing on who did the sword go in the right place like fucking it go back to go back go back to Not youtube because you don't belong here. Yeah, I'll go watch a better choreography and like the rate and stuff Yeah, um people have torn this scene to shreds many different channels including shads and it is It's just one of those things where it just keeps getting worse every single time. It's just like holy shit They fucked up like I like how almost everybody who watched it scene first. I was like, oh, that was kind of neat And then you watch this like times like oh I think I had positives things to say about in my review. I certainly did. I said it's the only part of the movie I liked I didn't hold up Yeah, because people are like, do you notice how the blah blah blah and then the blah blah blah? That it's like a whole fight in slow motion. You just spot these millions of fucking stupid moves. You're like, oh, no Yeah Right people fight with their swords differently and how people fight in the real world Knit picking up they wouldn't be alive. That's not to fight with your swords That argument doesn't address everything. I'm sorry. It doesn't even address much stuff like the idea that You see it's a mystical weapon in a mystical world So watching them fucking stab themselves in the face make sense. You're like, no Oh, that's an interesting fighting technique. I should try that once Yeah, I feel like Things being like making sense sort of transcends galaxies Yeah, um, my thing hit you you die. It's kind of just I don't know what to say Bless you It takes one hour and doesn't improve anything Similarly, these people analyze these movies and complain about stupid bullshit Like flying into a hangar and shooting a missile or ramming into a fleet of ships with a hyperdrive Stop complaining about the military. Enjoy the movie. No We did it consume, yeah Uh, just enjoyed the movie. It doesn't make sense and stupid but just enjoyed myself sick of hearing this Fucks me off. Is that better or worse than pretend? It's what you want and enjoy it. Someone's just telling you to enjoy it It's better It's better one one comes across as more dismissive. The other one comes across as a lot more earnest Like when the guy it's almost pleading like please just pretend that you like it and then see where it goes from there That comes across as like pathetic begging in a way While this guy sort of dismissive. Yeah, like just like it Just like it as it Here we go He's he's pitched me up as well, but sadly for the last fucking fighters in the fleet They are destroyed by kylo firing some shots into the fucking hangar bay since when is this a fucking thing? You can't just fly up to a hangar bay fire a missile or two and destroy the entire thing Otherwise, this would be in literally every space battle on both sides We have seen ships enter the hangars at great risk, but not this stupid shit Are there no shields this sort of thing anymore? Are there no countermeasures at all? What the fuck and people here then hyper drives into the star destroyer ship thing and honestly This is the most incredible shot in the film gorgeous creative and dumb as fuck If this is something they could have been doing then why the hell haven't they made ships specifically designed to hyper drive Into all of the large and destructive ships for battle. Hell. This might actually work on the fucking death stars What are you doing film? Now we come to What's the point of how is this wrong? That's makes no sense. It's just Talk about the military show smallest clip and then it's like oh anomaly by the way. It's like what was that? How it didn't prove anything that didn't What's the point of the video? Uh, what do we do with this? I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I had an aneurysm. I was trying to talk just I was like, what the fuck do you think that he thinks the point is so bad that it refutes itself or something? I don't know He made a statement showed your clip and now we're moving on I guess Because that's funny as fuck man. I'm putting that right in gadelb 4. I'm gonna be like Uh, here's an example of like a really shitty argument and I play it Or like an an account just wait and then I just play it and then I just move on to the next section Okay Wow Okay All right, then to the criminals of star wars criticism anomaly wait, did you say he's a criminal? Back it back it up back it up On the fucking death stars. What are you doing film? Now we come to the criminals of star wars criticism Criminal He's just he's just being not hyperbolic I don't I don't even know I just I don't even like the the criticism of he always he's more of a comedian for me It was I don't even know I'm not sure at least you could stay on youtube. Yeah. Shad is he needs to leave youtube and anomaly is the criminal You can stay but shad's gotta go. I just like these are our like modikas to this person. It's like anomaly the criminal Fuck that guy He is a stereotypical prequel defending child idiot who contradicts himself That is so that is so deep fried It's like I'm looking at it underwater through Frosted glass. I don't even know what's happening. How do you how do you make this? Like even my old pc could do a better job Like I don't know you just you just copy it and paste it and it's like one to one and then Because the whole the video is 240p. I don't know why I would do it on this 40p This isn't mobile. Maybe he made this on a phone and this is like he took a mobile screenshot here Someone said is this a picture for ads? It's like no ads can't even read this because they would go really close You would just be a blurry luck Modern phones could do a better job than this if they capable of editing like dude Yeah, that's actually I think to 10 year old pc could probably still Muster up 480 or 720p. I'm pretty sure you can um It takes longer, but dude like most like modern smartphones certain apps I think you could actually make a better video than this on a phone Like I think I'm probably I'm not because I haven't done it myself, but I'm pretty sure you can now. Uh, so this is just awkward. Yeah Equals videos Yeah, I'm gonna upload this. I can't read shit, but Star Wars the rise of skywalker massacre, I think All right It's a challenge you see a puzzle for us to unlock Defending child idiot who contradicts himself throughout several revenge of the pre equals videos And the massacre of star wars videos in revenge of the prequels. I hate everything What's the what even is the point in showing them, uh, if you're gonna be this low like Because I originally put a put a note for it. Um for like Doing it in general, but now I'm like I'm gonna do it several times and get up now Jeremy johns watch mojo and cosmonaut variety hour while insulting people for not sharing his opinion You just called him a child idiot Yeah, I mean You also said shatters go away from youtube like Maybe not your your uh, your stance to take here while you insult other people, but hey Then in his massacre of star wars videos, he made eight videos each 30 to 40 minutes long And really nitpicking apart the rise of skywalker. Oh, no Go fuck yourself. There are no valid criticisms of things he likes. Okay See like I finally reached my break It's always nitpicking. Have you seen that you seen that jim and dude who made the john mc3 video He nitpicked the shit out of it These videos are the most frustrating the one that sort of they just lack any kind of description or clarification or qualification on anything Yeah, we were we were promised so much more than you know, we're wrong about everything. I feel like we've not gotten much Just one Everybody else is wrong I don't even think mallard's critique of the force awakes will topple this kind of length I'm Not that it matters But Normally, ink rise of skywalker. I'm assuming Um, I'm curious how what is he so it's I mean the the 20 minute part or one of them's 40 minutes Like does he know that one of my part like this is not a fucking criticism of normally ink Of course because he can do whatever the fuck he wants, but this guy's like, oh, it'll be longer I'm pretty sure one of my tfa parts is longer than his series So Your joke sucks The prequels are objectively worse than the sequels Oh Whoa Are all that you need to understand why oh Those movies are that that video was shit. That video is one of the worst we've covered cosmonaut We fend the prequels a lot because of that video he like He didn't fucking pay attention to like anything that happens in the prequels. It was baffling um Oh, how long did it take us like 10 hours to go through that retarded video? So much wrong with it. It's one of the worst videos we covered cosmonaut is Shockingly talentless at this. He um Christ I'm trying to remember like some of the really stupid remember when like the degrees of separation for the assassination He highlights that as being stupid and he doesn't explain why He's just like that's just stupid. He says um That he doesn't know like the individual motivations for the um the separatist planets And so he doesn't know like it's like we don't know enough about the the conflict As if we need to know every single fucking planets Motivations for joining the separatist army when there's thousands of them. Of course, you can't do it that way. He said, um Oh fuck. What was the Yeah, that um killing executed dooku morally fine It's like there shouldn't be any question. But that's totally okay Execute our prisoners. There's no there's no worry there He even criticized the film for for showing it to be something that was pretty dubious. But yeah Uh, not a good video. That's just from memory. I know there was like a thousand points made that we had issues with but uh Uh It makes sense that someone who was inspired by that video made this video. I think It all follows Take mallers critique of the force awakens will topple this kind of length The prequels are objectively worse than the sequels Customers a variety of ours video on the prequels are all that you need to understand why Anomaly will always claim that he isn't a brainwasher while he washes people's brain with his condescending arguments What he washes people's brain Yeah, he says that he's not a brainwasher, but he washes brains No, dude knock off the ass because he did too. He washes people's brain It's a funny sentence He's a comedian. He's not a critic, okay What cosmonaut meant by brainwashed is that you have to be told what the plot and what the character traits and the prequels are Because you can't figure them out yourself. No cosmonaut said, um Cosmonaut said you have to be brainwashed to like the prequels. That's what he said. Yeah Which is absurd. You can even we won't go that far. You can like whatever Uh, you don't have to be fucking brainwashed There's an uncountable amount of reasons why you might like anything. Yep So some movies are still incredibly vague and undermined by the CGI action scenes incredibly vague What do you mean? He's this this video is incredibly vague. I was gonna say, yeah, that's pretty true We've had to wonder what his points are most of the time You're like, what is your point? What do you mean? Use your words? The prequels can literally only be enjoyed by children. He also has this fucking It's not true. I'm sorry I enjoy a lot of aspects of the prequels even in fenomenis. I am cool. Yeah, I'm cool with rewatching them I'd prefer not to rewatch the sequels Yeah, I'd I'd watch the prequels Easily before I watch the sequels not even close. No contest I don't know what to say EF ripoff live stream where you can't stay fucking focused on the topics at hand EFap ripoff. I mean if you stream and talk about someone's video Um, we I don't feel comfortable saying that we've patented that that seems a little Silly Years of criticizing people in live streams These people have been doing it so fucking long as if EF just because uh stump whatever Where he will watch people defending the disney star wars movies, which is proper because they're so unfairly maligned Which is proper This does seem like a bit of a cloud video at this point People are defending the sequels Which is proper I just like I just like that sentence I'm like I see those people in chat just arriving like why is this so blurry Everything is fucking blurry And then insult them and attempt to correct them like how a hamster runs on wheels What What Why is he unfairly maligning hamsters Hamsters are all right by me Yeah Yeah, little little guys just run around his wheel and he's his exercise, you know That's gotta be a trolling Like I just wrote it out to be short Anomaly and consults people are gonna attempt to change their mind like a hamster runs on a wheel Is he trying to say like it's pointless even though hamster running on a wheel isn't pointless Yeah, or maybe the hamster runs on a wheel to change your mind Ah similar to how like a jab running in your head after being watered will have your mind running at full capacity And thus you might change it that sort of thing. Is that however is it is it all in the law? This is a weird video He will watch people defending the disney star wars movies Which is proper because they're so unfairly maligned and then insult them and attempt to correct them Like how a hamster runs on wheels And it's all it's only one wheel it Hamster runs on wheels I'm picturing a hamster with wheels for feet running Let go like that hamster's on a hamster's on a motorcycle that's his wheels Runs on wheels One hamster just loves wheels a lot and he goes to all the ones he's got One at a time Runs on wheels It's a forest out of wheels When you're a hamster every day is leg day. Oh, yes People defenders think they're so incredibly fucking smart that they can find hittable subletees in the videos Hibble subletees These they hittle subletees Let me let me roll that back of it. I want to hear hittable subletees again This is the e-fat mascot is hibble subletees Dude, that's another philosopher hibble subletees And then insult them and attempt to correct them like how a hamster runs on wheels Frequent defenders think they're so incredibly fucking smart that they can find hittable subletees in the videos Oh, that's why it took us so long to learn about this philosopher hittle subletees One oh one to find him Can someone draw us hittle subletees? We need we need an official how is it spelt rags? How is hittle subletees spelt? I would probably say Um Like something like this That was hittle subletes Yeah, sub will be used. Oh, we've all we've all got different entries without this one was bad Hittle I like hittle like it's german h-i-d-d-e-l. It gives it that kind of yeah. Yeah Hittle Should we get um Should we get like all of these in a in a straw poll and get chat to vote on how to spell hittle subletees? Yes. Yeah, all right um Do you want to set that up the forum? Yeah, let me let me do that real quick So see if it wasn't worthless. Thank you video for inventing a new efef sculler Oh, I didn't see who it was but that was good. That was good shit Oh boy You know, you fight these out Subletees this is you know what? Thank you to this guy. This is a great start for the next 100 efev episodes Extra begetius and me chite and me high cheek sent me high Begetius and his son hittle Subletees Hit hittle subletees is my mentor mentor My senpai hile hittle is getting to me Yeah, I just saw fly by I think he fucked it up because he's angry like talking about how people are being mean to the sequels He's We got it. Oh Yes, I did chat already. Yeah Yeah, this is the link you guys if you want to do anything with it All right, so all right Oh, oh the oh, it's wild. It's wild No, we got to find out the name of hittle subletees no clear winners yet. Well, I'll just put the screen I guess Yeah, I will uh We've already got 250 votes 80 So 90 so we're joining the stream right now. I'll be like what the fuck is this? Subletees Subletees nuts what I will say about the current winner that I like is the triple double letter if you don't know me It'll tumble these Very strong Germanic It'll I guess he's German then if we go over that Just trying to figure out just say that last time in German Super days He's like super these nuts I just made a joke. You just made lovers I think We're almost the point we can safely call it Yeah, uh, let's go to a thousand. Yeah, we'll get a couple people. I'll post it one last time in the chat for everybody Oh my goodness This is some good shit. Yeah, where was he our whole lives? Subletees That's funny One thousand votes. All right, 50% going to he does every day. It'll subletees Well, I'm happy to welcome him into eFap cannon Everyone always says hi rags. No one ever says hi all rags Oh, no I'm pretty sure we've had a hyal rags before I'm almost there. I think they're silently rubbing his fingers He though yeah, all right, let's let's just listen to its birth one more time Like how a hamster runs on wheels People defenders think they're so incredibly fucking smart that they can find hiddled subletees in the That makes them better One of them is that apparently yoda's sticking to the jack code and quite got following the will of the force Where does it say this? Nowhere. There is no throwaway line in these movies that gives that distinction. There's nothing to enjoy in the prequels So stop I have to hear that again. I'm so confused. What is that thing to enjoy in the prequels But what did you say before that? He said he said there's no proof that yoda is what? You have rolled it back so That makes them better One of them is that apparently yoda's sticking to the jack code and quite got following the will of the force Where does it say this? Nowhere. There is no throwaway line in these movies that gives that distinction What is happening? I have nothing to enjoy in the prequels He's referring to yoda sticking to the jedi code in obi one following the will of the force I have no idea. I thought he said Oh, well either way. I'm confused either way. It doesn't really matter. Yeah I my brain is I don't know what to make of this point I'm just like, okay So stop making shit up to praise if version ideas make a movie good, then cats is fantastic Actually Cats is an adaptation You know what point he's trying to make about the prequels or what he's referring to Cats is an adaptation. It's a play Like I'm assuming he's referring to the the fucking movie Does he does he think that like cats was bad from the because people loved cats the the The the the the the the the creepy cgi Reaches in the movie Like that's not what they do in theaters Obviously, they dress up. They don't they don't look as horrifying But why would you cite cats as an example of an original work because I don't even disagree with the point Being original doesn't mean you're gonna be great. Like of course But uh, okay I need to elaborate on this ridiculous idea of good ideas in the prequels. It's false Who in their right mind thought that killing Darth Maul was a good idea? Who thought that politics was a good idea? I like space politics. I think it's very interesting. I like to get more of it. Yeah, surely Surely we don't actually think that like any political information is automatically bad. Like what is that? Surely it's about execution And I don't mean to do a pun, but that would be the same for Darth Maul too Is the the execution of his execution? Which by the way, I don't have any problem with uh, Darth Maul dying in phantom menace at the end of that fight. I think it's pretty good Yeah, um So that was I don't know these comments are strange Who thought that metachlorians were a good idea? Who thought net not letting Jedi love was a good idea? Who thought that introducing quite I mean, so Metachlorians is a really confusing one. Um Because like I said, people are still Figuring out to this day exactly what is meant by that couple of lines from Qui-Gon um secondly the the uh Jedi aren't allowed to love thing I thought that was uh Eventually like shown as a flaw In terms of generating something like a Darth Vader as a result rather than it being Portrait as a smart decision that ultimately also Isn't it like material attachments rather than feeling I don't know This is all very like people are gonna get very upset with these these broad claims You got to be careful because there's there's so much shit in the movies that's uh Not entirely clear as to exactly what they're telling you but No love for example. It's like yeah, you I think we've talked about it It's like I don't even know how you'd possibly be able to suppress that uh For beings that are you know Got them got them tis me a little hot to them But it's hard to really focus in on what his point is This is the problem kind of like this is like a scatter shot And it's funny because no matter how many you come up with for the prequels do get there's like a thousand for the sequels Uh ratio wise, so I'd be curious how he rationalizes all of this Qui-Gon Jinn in a contradictory original trilogy was a good idea There's a child size helmet in the cockpit and that boost starfighter and George could have had the helmet not fit Anakin to well to the point that he has trouble seeing when he was flying This creates more tension. George has so much So what the fuck is he talking about? So he's talking about the the the Anakin puts on a helmet and it's I'm pretty sure this is a misconception. Um A lot of people because it started with plinkett plinkett said that um It's retarded that there's a kid size helmet in the cockpit But he's uh, he's wearing an adult sized one as far as I remember someone telling me that like they compared images of the adult To the ones that Anakin was wearing Anakin's head's not small And like the helmet doesn't fit perfectly Um, there's a strap like it's it's fine. He's saying that if you did have it So it didn't fit properly and it fucked up his ability to like see that would be more interesting I guess is his point as if Anakin needed more acting against him in those scenes My fairness, uh, I do He does achieve a shit ton in that scene, which is it's a little bit absurd with the blog against all odds I mean, yeah, like I would agree with that This is not like there's that moment where he's getting like swarmed by uh Fighters, it's not like his helmet fucking up would now make us go. Oh my god. This is this is bad now Many great ideas to work with but he fucked off and didn't do it Okay, they're like the lord of the rings of criticism movies that are amazing. Thank you I will gladly be the lord of the rings of criticism. Geez. Yeah, I don't know. What could you say about that? I mean, if this if it's said about you, you're just like, oh, well, you know Yeah, I'd gladly be the lord of the rings of anything The lord of the rings of criticism movies that are secretly really bad, but everybody likes because they're long So I guess the rings is bad It's a good comedy So the lord of the rings and movies that are really long The really bad that everyone likes because they're long. Wow Talk about yourselves and write that out Uh, I feel like that opens enough up another can of worms that I'm not prepared to delve into Because we've already had two e-faps sort of about it Well, does it make sense to you that someone who loves the sequel trilogy would hate lord of the rings as a trilogy? It's like, hmm. Yeah, that about lines up I don't need if you don't like lord of the rings. I have no idea what movies you'd like or dislike I have no idea what your internal Methodology is for determining if a movie's good or not. What does it even be you like it because it's long work What what you know, I just I don't understand want something to fill up your time. I guess the but why would I would like anything on your board You don't have anything to do and you just want a movie to take up time so you can get to tomorrow faster Seemingly and of course he's reflecting that then on I assume me out of the selection of people because um Or or maybe anomaly to just the people only like our stuff because it's long. What a weird I don't know whatever fine Lord of the rings is as terribly to written as a prequel trilogy and saruman is as corny of a villain as palpatine When you look at a good you know How's saruman corny saruman and palpatine not even close To each other like how they hold themselves totally different villains, but very well It's kind of the part we just like let's he's not substantiate anything. So let's just move on I guess just carry on YouTube channel and take some up to 20 minutes to review a movie However, these fucking assholes think that making five hours of content will somehow end debate on the internet Not looking to end debate Looking to exhaust all of the details get all of the debate out as possible Like we like talking we're we're we put a thumbs up to that concept What's the satisfaction of the process? I'm just um like it's fun to do As if you could you could see all of eFat be like their goal is to end debate Like not quite No, it reinforces debate Especially when you say that all good. I like to reinforce debate This is no not all of your opinions are well Your opinions aren't too great A lot of the stuff you said has been pretty tizzy way Yeah, it's hard to tell what your actual opinions are in a lot of things because you don't Like tell us what they are sort of. Mm-hmm It's not a fantasy world where everyone can agree on one thing and be happily every after and he's drinking Not everyone could agree and be happily ever after It's like tonal early Yeah, this this tea's been drinking not everyone could drink this to be happily ever after Hiddles five hours Exist psychological states that make people think they're smarter than they really are. I hate it Oh, I'm gonna like I want a pat on the head It's okay. That's all right. You're gonna be all right. Okay. Well, you're fine Long videos could be good if they are filled with only criticism of the actual movie But no they have to fucking plethora of rapist jokes and sexist jokes What was that sentence? His his tongue is slipping all over the place. I think he said my videos are filled with a plethora of racist and sexist jokes Which um Let's roll them back 40% this one was a weird one. I'm gonna be happily every after there exist psychological states That make people think they're smarter than they really are. I hate it These long videos could be good if they are filled with only criticism of the actual movie But no they have to fucking plethora of rapist jokes and sexist jokes. What the hell is that? Crucicals actual He does sell his drug He does his ears learn your speech next this guy's next video When you're sober Do you think I know he that's why he all the images are blurry because right now everything's blurry to him So it just fits in with everything else if um if baginius is like the super big brain Sort of philosophy. Do you think hittle is like the one that's drunk all the time? Like everything he says He's like those don't do Murder well, what if his his name isn't actually hittle subaldes It's that when people ask him his name. He says it. I'm hittle subaldes He's trying to say hidden subtleties Say some kind of some other name that we will never know that's the mystery of hittle subaldes It's like Henry Sanderson Trotinger's name This is not meant for humor They know that disney star wars haters have the attention spans of goldfish So they have to keep swearing and keep using racists. How do you explain my fucking four hour videos with no swearing? well First things first we have a slur against goldfish that I don't approve of So late But also that yes The only way they can keep their attention is by swearing at people because they have adhd You're like, okay. I feel like that goes against the other stuff you said, but all right Jokes in order to keep their viewers attention Not to mention you so so we have short attention spans, which is why we make five hour videos. Yes I don't All right, I mean he's covering all all ends of the spectrum. Okay. It makes us an interesting tactic Mm-hmm their viewers attention Not to mention you can't make hours of critique for a movie without contradicting yourself That's not true at all. Of course theoretically speaking. You can it's likely you might contradict yourself at some point in some way, but Yeah, you might. I think oh, I think this this might be e-fap. It's too blurry. It's oh my gosh This might be e-fap Look at what they've done to you chat. Look at that. Oh my god It turns you into blurry lines Look what they did to my boy. Oh, I want a meme of hd chat holding sd chat in their arms No Child Okay, but joking aside, this is supposed to be the main driving force for the plot These separatists don't want to be part of the republic, but why not? Well, I hope you are prepared to die with that question in your mind because this movie is not interested in telling us This is what I mean. I'm like, I don't even know why I want this information I don't know that I need it. Look, I get it. This is silly to get hung up on, right? Let's just get on with the war part of star wars But for me and many others we wanted to have a reason to remain invested in the world when it came to the original films We would ask what are all the elements of this world? Maybe there are more systems more characters that could get involved. What is this empire exactly? And how can they be stopped when they're this large these questions would be answered by virtue of the scenes Comparatively when watching the modern trilogy, we would ask what is going on with the writers Why haven't they bridged the gap between the two films it's not gonna be so in the sequels You want to know this information, but in the prequels you don't no we do So what we have them in the prequels we have the info well goes trilogy by trilogy So the ot we need to know what the empire is and how far it stretches and how powerful it is and what the rebels are They give us that in the prequels We need to know how powerful the separatists or the cis are versus the republic we get that In the sequels we need to know the power of the republic the resistance and the first order I don't think throughout the entire trilogy. We ever get that we never really know they keep resetting all of them Um except the republic which gets literally deleted even though it's one system and it's brawls across the entire fucking galaxy somehow at the same time i'm it's I don't understand it at all and um what i'm referring to i'm pretty sure in that podcast is the specific We went over this earlier actually the specific motivations for each of the planets in the separatists Uh collective like of course, I don't need to know that that's insane Uh That's it. I don't I don't know what was hard about that like it just um As we were talking about earlier with with the with the first order they get their big raga knocked out I'm like, oh, is that it for them? It's like no not even close. You're like, oh Okay, then they get their entire big army blown up by the end of tlj and you're like, oh god You know, this must have been a pretty big blow. There's like no exagal, baby We've got thousands of star deaths destroyer things. You're like, oh okay He feels feels like i'm talking about very clearly different things, but you know if you just no mind Mauler do you realize that the prequels have the same problem, but worse Like I said in the last video you have to be brainwashed. It was just simple You know, it was really simple. We in the opening crawl of the phantom minis. We knew what they wanted When they fucking deactivate the droids and kill all the separatist leaders We're being translated that the cis is over Okay The first order lose again and again and again and again and again and again So do you have the head to rise the skywalker? They're like, I guess that's it now. You're like, oh all right We did it And I'm rolling back You want to know this information, but in the prequels you don't mauler do you realize that the prequels have the same problem, but worse Like I said in the last video you have to be brainwashed into liking these movies. I'm sorry. They're not bad movies then Also, he doesn't know Also, he just said you have to be brainwashed into liking these movies I know, okay Like I I disagree so fucking heavily liking them really you have to be brainwashed Should be clear that when your own head canon is the only thing preventing the film from falling apart entirely that you May be a little bit brainwashed And my worst the contradiction. Yeah, those two statements aren't the same thing Yeah, I don't yeah, I guess so not only am I very upset that fringy didn't say no But I don't know what the contradiction here is that he's trying to highlight He'd have to walk me through that one. So yeah, yeah I said when the entire reason any of it has any structure to you is all shit You've made up. It's like yeah, that's basically just being brainwashed Um, if you like something Like one of the most simplistic and fundamental emotions towards a piece of content. You don't have to be brainwashed. That's absurd I don't understand how to do those two things Just move on no favorites. He said that he hates toj because it's tone deaf But he likes batman and robin Okay, batman and robin is hilarious for like the wrong reasons Does he think I think batman and robin's a great movie? No, we enjoy it. But like listen, we enjoy batwoman. All right. Oh Oh No, we do not enjoy it for the the the typical reason people cite when they say they enjoyed something All right, enjoy because it's so silly fucking destroyed me bad. Yes um Whatever the tone of batman and robin that being in tlj, you know that I should be okay with both films at that point It only makes sense same thing really Mulla is hypocrite That's randon. Yeah, man. Let's go guys. Mulla is hypocrite Is that it? When you analyze a film you have to look at the acting the dialogue and the chemistry between actors The editing the direction the cinematography when he started to do stuff. We do we focus on writing But we do comment on those things And we usually are specific about that like if ever you're like wait when you say bad movie You mean every single element of filmmaking. We're usually gonna be like well Mainly the writing the storytelling is what we're aiming for That's what Mulla and er are doing these videos their star wars videos are just really long cinemas sins Yeah, fuck What a horrible insult Um It I like the uh true film criticism Like he's he's ironically no true scotsman against You can't come into the club of true film critics like okay We'll just We'll just we'll stand out here and carry on do it. I think sorry. I don't I don't I don't require the label of film critic. I'll be okay They don't critique the films Chris duckman and guys like him are the ones that are better at criticizing film. This is uh like a is this a fake video? Oh It might be this might be because he's he's saying all the right names. Yeah I mean That's what I just kind of quiet like last five minutes of videos like this is too This is too precise of the names and how many times we've only had one person in the history of efab Who made a video that turned out to be a troll? Very it's there's a lot of people out there who do feel this way about stuff. I'm sorry I know what this is just and a lot of these counter arguments quote-unquote this stuff that I can Um the counter arguments haven't been Uh like efab references or something a lot of these are just really strange So, yeah, I don't know I know the whole the whole thing like 240p. It's I don't believe this is real I mean, I'll say a good troll if true But this people in chat we've been saying like he's this is real He's got several videos that are like all arguing in favor a lot of the films that we shit on Uh irrelevant of uh specifically just talking about how they're they're strong So I don't know we you know, we'll find out I guess Teak the films Chris duckman and guys like him are the ones that are better at Also, I know that like at this point you guys might find it to be a troll to recommend Chris duckman But there are people who love Chris duckman. So Like he's pretty popular true He's got legit, um Fans who I guess they see something why does it all several teas look like that? I'm not against it. I just find it amusing All they do is circle jerk the same boring complaints When it comes to all the things that they complain about the prequels foul while the sequels succeed Your terrible complaints will influence disney on what directions are going to take for the new movies While red letter media is infamous for causing the third star wars trilogy EFAP in their community will be infamous for causing the fourth star wars. I thought you said you liked the third one And what do you mean cause them? How does that even make sense? He thinks our criticism of the sequels are gonna Create like continue to create these sorts of things. Well, I'm assuming he's referring to like um TFA doesn't have politics in it. It doesn't have Uh, you know jar jar. It doesn't like a lot of people looked at the pre and it doesn't have any reference to the people So a lot of people looked at it as like, ah, they've listened And uh, they were the main complaints that were you could say popularized by red letter media And so people would argue it's like we got this because of They complained if I couldn't even blanket address the fact that he said j. J. Abrams should direct star wars And then he later alarm was like, okay. I didn't like that's not like this That's the kind of way Well with that we've the idea that we are going to influence whatever they decide to do with the next trilogy I fucking I seriously doubt it, but uh Because they seem they seem to decide to do whatever the fuck they want you but if it means films that make fucking sense Oh, oh man. I'm not I'm not exactly against that concept That's it by the way this video ended Well, um, I'm done It's hard to tell if they've used just going quiet or if That he was over Um, do you feel that he's proven you were wrong about everything? Yeah Well, I mean when are you taking down your videos? Not just for comedy, I guess Yeah, he's given you the ultimate excuse I didn't have to leave like shad diversity did You're not destroying anything shad is you're not ending debate. You're just having a laugh Oh, yeah, it all worked out really Um So, yeah, it looks like me and er have been destroyed as well as shad and uh, normally ink. Is it time for you rags? Is it time? Someone time for me to get destroyed to shred you one of these days someone might manage it But see if this is the one this is the big takedown So oh shit. Okay, so I got what is what is the context for this one? Um It's it's we got someone upset. So this is about my brown table video Yes, I was gonna say brown table is covered on e-fap. It was really fucking stupid captain mile video rags made a actual like Like video response to it rather than just the podcast And then someone responded to that Oh, something like that. Yeah, they uh, this is um, hashtag Brie Larson defense squad And um, yeah, it's a it's a critique of your positions on Captain Marvel and from what I understand it wasn't well received And uh, they tried to edit out a couple of mistakes and put up a different vision Um, but uh, we have the wonderful original so We get all the good arguments and whatever happened in this Upload that was was designed to be hidden at some point which amuses Uh and intrigues Also Anna's back. Hello. Hello. Sorry. It's decided to update Oh So, yeah, let's let's do it captain mile guys would jump them back in I think we're still missing Anna and the watch together for this one. Oh, that's great. So I'm sure We've got a fire griffin doggo here Dragon. Yeah, no Do you that's is that the tiastro from monster hunter? Yes. Hey, my most hunter knowledge is not completely useless I'm assuming this music is copyright free, but I'll find out eventually What does this have to do with brags It this is like I'm the monster thingy And I'm I'm the big bad And this is our our heroine And she is gonna take me down With her big sword I'd be using a like a bow or something. I wouldn't want to get close to that Oh, oh All right, this is Karina Karina, all right I'm glad that my long intros are way better than that Because that was an impressive gameplay already that you just showed a cutscene. Yeah, it was just a very Short cutscene of two things looking at each other. Mm-hmm Hello everybody Let's play a game. Hi, I'm Karina McDaniels again But you can refer to me as smug dergue gante today if you want to that's fine by me dergue gante So today I Karina McDaniels was issued a challenge. That's correct in my comment section I think his name was like the awesome guy or something like that some cringey fucking name He was saying that brie larson was a horrible person. How dare you defend her you should watch Defending the indefensible by rags and I was immediately intrigued. I was like, ooh Yeah, my video is pretty fucking amazing. Is your video Does your video address brie larson being an annoying piece of shit to people? I can't remember No, I don't think so. I don't think that's the point of your video. It's all about yeah It's about just responding to brown table. That's what that video was. Yeah, so Hmm, okay eggs now now. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time Uh, so if you don't know me and rags actually have a bit of a history together Oh, so who is this guy ranks? I have no fucking clue Not personally or anything, but I used to watch his channel god forbid. I actually used to be subscribed to him Oh, I'm so sorry. You used to be god forbid The reason why was because he made um some console fanboy demo videos on ypc Why why bother keeping your icon like that if you're gonna show gameplay Why bother having like a sixth of your screen? Just be a gray box. Yeah, why don't you cut around it? Why why have it there at all if you can't do that then just have it be gone There's no one else talking that i'm gonna confuse you with I see that's true. Actually, there's no real reason PC whenever they say consoles are better than pc he actually Gave very good reasons a very good argument as to why he's right and all that stuff and debunking a bunch of like Really dumb console fanboys like mooch. It was there was crap. Those are the days a ranks Those were the days That those were the days Gamer there was also um jtech tv Yeah, those guys they're pretty weirdos very much weirdos and I thought hey, this guy's pretty smart I like that and I actually got into pc gaming very shortly after and the reason i'm here right now but um then Unfortunately, he had to make anti sjw debunk content You fucked up Why did i make the same fucking pc console video forever for the next five years or whatever you're okay until you changed That's why I stopped doing the console pc stuff because it It stopped being entertaining because it was the same thing over and over and it really was sort of like the same arguments over and over I just lost Motivation to really keep doing them. So I changed it up and it turned out to be the right choice Oh, how the mighty hath fallen, uh, he's fallen. Yes rags has fallen Yeah, yeah Falling he's fallen in the kool-aid. Yeah, he's drank a lot of the kool-aid of the anti sjw movement And I think I can justify all of the reasons for why I believe All the things that I do I think I have a really I have a pretty well Rounded a list of reasons and explanations as to why I am thoroughly convinced by that side Yeah, uh, I would imagine most of us hold the positions we hold because For what we consider to be good reason I feel like anyone could have fucking jarred would say that you like were a pc Elitist so no matter what phase of any of our careers people will be like You doing the thing stop it I have to be an anti sjw. I'm not a racist or a sexist or anything like that. So I've got to be on this side That's how it's got to be He really kind of turned dumb. He really like went Oh my god I Really fucking dumb to put it lightly Um, why exactly? Well, how about we get into that right now? All right. This is defending the indefensible This is apparently what someone thinks debunks all my arguments about brie larson apparently even though brie larson and captain marvel We're just gonna do a brie larson like I'm pretty sure your video is about brown tables specific argument I like he's downvoted video Yeah, yeah, I don't care if he has it's if like I This is a brown table response. I can't even remember if I talk about brie larson as a person I might allow I might refer to her as kind of being a bitchy cunt. Yeah And even then I don't know. Um, this is a brown table response Yeah, I'm confused by the framing but we'll allow it two different people It's kind of scary how people don't know the difference. Uh, you might have noticed I already disliked the video That's because I've watched this video already. I I made it 12 minutes in before you haven't watched the video then 12 minutes in well, I hope that we get some really good reasons why in those first 12 minutes Sorry, I can't quite make it out. How long is your video? Is it one 11 40 or one 12 40? Yeah, it's one hour 11 12 wish I'm just so He's he's seen literally a sixth of it too long either way. Okay way too long If I realize this he's some shit. He might have also noticed it's an hour long Don't worry. Don't you worry. I don't hate you that much. We're not going to watch an hour Believe me. Um, I'd be surprised if I made it 10 minutes I'm glad you take pride in not addressing the full thing Good for you. I guess you could take the bet you could watch it and just take like the best The top three arguments I make or even if you're like even if you just want to take one of them And say hey a particular thing I didn't like about this video then we can just isolate that and we can talk about that Like I don't expect I I'm very reasonable I don't expect every if you want to do a response to me To to debunk or reply to every single thing in a video that that's that's that long It would be cool if you did But I understand it takes a lot of time and you might not be interested in a lot of the stuff I say you just want to focus on a couple particular points Maybe just do that You put out the tweet hashtag molars a hypocrite. Those people in your audience are going to be considered that we hate each other again I'm going to retweet you so people know that it's a fucking not a desire It's like it is funny. There's loads of e-fap references on it But it's going to be so many people like oh no, I'm going to be sending me messages like you and y'all like you hate each other Okay, but let's be fair. Let's be as fair and objective as we possibly could Rags of daggs daggs. Let's do it On more chief of 2019 captain marvel a theaters in much the same way that a large herd might be dropped from a passing Albatross onto the freshly cleaned hood of a Mercedes Benz So too did captain marvel drop into theaters. It's fucking classic Don't worry this video is set up. So we're not going to suffer through they're not going to suffer too badly But anyway Already call it captain marvel a fucking piece of shit already. No the movie's like a turd on the movie industry Yeah, he's allowed to do that I'm already fucked up Oh Already fucked up. What's wrong with the opening of your video about captain marvel. You're like, yeah, the movie is shit Uh, let's go over this like that's fine. What's wrong? Um, all right. So if you want to know my opinion of captain marvel right off the bat I think it was a decent movie. It was a six out of ten. Oh No, no, it's like three Uh, yeah, I I'd have to I'm fucking rewatching it. But like, oh shit. Nothing works in that movie every element is is broken Well, would you say it gets up to a four or is it all fuck? No, it's definitely below four I'm not sure if I pick it like two or three. I'm not sure about that three We're looking is it batwoman or is it um, fuck? What was three? Three is I thought oh tlj was Yeah, yeah, so is it tlj or is it or is it batwoman? It's like, um ELG I guess it's sequel level probably Yeah, I'd probably say so batwoman special Because it's just that at one little step above coherent Yeah Is Is is just it's that it's a I think I think the the two that a batwoman is Yeah, that one breaks any area Where it's it's a just coherent enough to be almost Just it breaks down at every level but still coherent because um Yeah, because because one is infinitisms it breaks reality Batwoman breaks a little bit of reality here and there like in terms of fundamentals Can't be a zero because if it's a zero then it doesn't even qualify as like a story um I don't know maybe we'll find a zero one day, but Technically crisis is it's it's a one out of ten That shit was hilarious though. I want more I don't really want more captain marvel to be honest with you, but I'll take more infinitisms Unfortunately, it was very overshadowed by Thor Ragnarok. Yeah, Thor Ragnarok like kind of blew it out of the water in terms of that I like No, it wasn't nothing overshadowed captain marvel made like a billion dollars Everyone was talking about Yeah, everyone was they they were ready for for end game. They were hyped up. They were psyched and ready and then Captain marvel just drops in Um, yeah, I don't know about that one, but all right I liked um nick fury. Obviously. I like the buddy cop the whole buddy cop dynamic between um, all right Captain marveling. I'm liking this impromptu review of captain marvel. I'm just like, okay Nick fury. I liked all that stuff. That was all pretty fun. It was a fun movie. It had really good cgi. I thought that Really good CGI I'm not I'm not gonna I can't pick anything as bad as what's the worst in black panther in captain marvel But there was there was some stuff. I remember looking awkward as shit. I don't know I Look on the car on the The cat went when they take off in the ship and the cat hits the oh, yeah, yeah, you're right That that did look goofy shit. So But it is better than black panda black panther CGI was kind of embarrassing. Yeah a little bit CGI was pretty good. A lot of people think it was it was not finished Something look really really. Yeah, I'm not finished. That's probably good So yeah, I now just like oh they loaded and stuff, but I actually thought it was decently well done It can be well done. So I thought so it can be but um, unfortunately I don't think it'll stand the test of time very much. It didn't stand It never stood. Oh, it's boring without legs. It's nothing to stand on. Oh, no I think the story doesn't doesn't necessarily stand out too much As a super hero story. So I think it was a decent movie that was also marketed very poorly Let's be real it Come back into this video any second now. I'm sure After the captain marvel review is finished It was it was not marketed well Um, but I agree. It obviously brie larson is just like a fucking magnet for white boy hatred. So Okay Fuck off with your white boy hatred. Yeah, so only white men hate captain marvel slash brie loss and just fyi I'm pretty sure fringy didn't like captain marvel. Is he just a paradox or yeah Damn sounds like yeah, can't be possible. They hate it for obvious reasons, but me tell me what is it? Yeah, what are you implying there? We doing the hate women thing. It's like, yeah Seems a little bit racist but okay Six out of ten is decent. It's above average because I enjoyed it, but no A lot of the arguments here are just I liked it. You're like, okay Gonna stand the test of time too well But calling it like a giant piece of shit is like incredibly disingenuous. You know, it's not even close It's like nobody who's like inside the internet circle. I mean rags obviously buys. Let's be honest You made a lot of anti as you but The movie isn't shit because it Because I would be looking at it from an anti fjw lens the movie shit because it's written like shit and it's nonsensical And the plot doesn't work and there's world building issues and there's retcons Like that's why it's a terrible movie And the the other stuff the the social stuff that's just like the poo sprinkles on top of the shit Well, like is the implication here that because your anti sjw Therefore will hate anything with like women protagonists. Is that what we're going with this? Maybe I wouldn't be surprised if that's where it's going. Well, that's what you have to think if you only watch 10 Minutes of the actual video. How would you get out even from 10 minutes? I don't know. You need something to pull out of your ass to make an argument. I guess I just The weird one. I don't know Let him continue W content. He's made a lot of anti stuff. So obviously he's incredibly biased and that's the big reason he thinks that you you talk smack about White boys. I'm not I guess I'm not as racist and sexist as you are. I don't know Yeah, I'd say you're definitely in the clear compared so far. So not bad Good job, right? I didn't really have to do anything so Other than that anybody objectively viewing it who's not part of the internet fart circle would probably rate it at least a five What does that even mean? An average person would rate average people are stupid Like what do you want me to say when it comes to movies average people liked toy story for average people liked in-game Oh, one of my best friends liked trs and I told him no Minded even like the rise of skywalker. I bet a lot of people did You a lot I don't care about the average with the average Casual one time viewer of a movie in a theater says about the movie. I don't care. I just I just don't care Like that was decent. That was decent. But anyway, uh, let's keep going. All right I've never seen so much hate and vitriol for a movie in such a long time. I don't know Ghostbusters and uh, this is this is that pro stream yards, isn't it? So do they have gameplay footage in the back that's playing? Yeah, I've never used stream yards, but I'm pretty sure you can do this. You have like a control panel Yeah, there's stream yard. You can see it, but um I've never even heard of stream yards Yeah, I mean it's it's I mean it's not bad for something this old pre-built, you know It that's what we use for the friday night tights, right? Yes. That's yes Yeah, it seems like it's pretty simple and slick Or you know That was decent. That was decent. But anyway, uh, let's keep going I've never seen so much hate and vitriol for a movie in such a long time Oh, no, uh, ghostbusters and the last Jedi those come to mind. Yeah, that's a perfect counter. Yeah, congratulations rax Man now that I think about it, there were a lot of stingers recently. You last year we had the cloverfield paradox the predator Slender man Mortal engines god that was awful homes in watson Man, there were a lot of crappy movies last year. Those are just the ones that I remember Yeah captain marvel is really really despised because it's one of the worst movies that probably ever been made Certainly one of the worst that I've ever seen and it's fundamentally broken at basically every level But surely tlj takes the cake on most hated movies of late people are still By the way, this we we didn't intend this but this is the the sped up effap sped up us stream We had no idea I can't remember the last time people like sped us up, but this is two movies in a row where that's what people do They speed up our footage So I guess it's an interesting. Yeah, that's a theme That's this episode. This has been happening. Remember the the pointing thing. That was another weird one. Just yeah What a coincidence that's gonna be so many pointing in chat now so much You know, it's gonna happen One of the worst movies of our generation now really Wait, is that what you said? Um, I think you said worse movies of all time Yeah, I could yeah, I guess I'll generate. Yeah. Well, um Yeah, I like I'm thinking if I would I would agree with that and I'm like probably I mean, it's definitely down there You know what I mean? Like if there was It's pretty bad Head up Um I probably call it hyperbolic the there's probably I'm trying to think of what I would think that would like like outclass captain marvel in badness Um, if we're talking about I guess we'll leave the like qualifications for being in the runnings like theatrically theatrically released films that are You know, like not a not a troll movie and mainstream uh high budget Like like well praised critically acclaimed of like of all of those which is the worst the captain marvel's definitely one of the One of the runners, yeah They were widely released big films with budgets and commercials and everything So I think I've set a pattern here. That's pretty Pretty reasonable This is funny. You threw predator up on there. I'm like, yeah, that's probably one of the ones that would compete with it That film's fucking garbage. What about fallen kingdom regs, huh? Oh fuck. Yeah at the time. I wasn't even thinking about it and I hadn't seen it Yeah, when I made this I only saw fallen king like two weeks ago a week ago But I would put falling kingdom up there is one of the worst movies of the This this of recent time. Why am I blanking on what fallen kingdom is? I'll be lucky I wish I could Yeah, I'll be honest when I rewatched it right even I was kind of taken aback by how fucking stupid the whole movie is Oh so much It's the Jurassic world sequel I never saw that one. Which one is falling kingdom? It's the it's the newest one. Um Came out 2018 to go back. Is this the one that buffalo bill was in? Yes. I did not watch it Don't nobody should Um regs, I'm starting to think you haven't watched very many movies if you really think that I've seen plenty I've seen plenty. This one's really really bad Like are you really trying to convince me that captain marvel is worse than like star wars holiday special or? uh I love how did you post with thought like well? It's complicated Yeah, like I'd have to I have never seen the star wars holiday special start to beginning I've seen coverage of it and I know a lot of I know a lot of parts of it but um That's a good question. Actually, that's a good unironic question to consider It might be that the star wars holiday special is if we rank it by plot and characters is actually superior to captain marvel Yeah, I think that's actually a different possibility A lot of people in china are saying yes Yeah, um I'm not gonna throw. I'm I'm not gonna throw that away as a possibility Also a check. Can I get a quick sort of uh set a review? How is my volume compared to all the guests because I saw someone say I'm way louder than them I just want to check because according to obs I should be Around level with you guys Double check and and did I say movies this year or did I say worst movies ever because I'll stand by either one But I guess I'm curious. Either way. I got a piece. So sort out your volume Good fine. Good bra fine. It's almost people said boost Anna. I shall Oh, I'm just kind of sitting back away from my mic. Oh, yeah, it's all good as long as I can get you uh A little high so people can Definitely hear you. Wait, so we have to wait for rags to return now. That's fucked up dammit rogues Um How dare he See, I was never been up to work I had friends over last night and we got drunk. It was good and now I'm drinking again because I'm very responsible human being You said that woman is finished I am but hopefully it's going to continue soon You're looking forward to watching more hillhouse. I uh really am Boost er we can't hear him at all. Yeah, he's been talking this whole fucking time And nobody can hear him. So fucking mute him. I'm I'm a bad person. Yeah, what have you been doing lately? Uh, I've been I don't know. Uh, I've been distraught over Ruth Bader Ginsburg's passing I suppose I meant more like with media, but sure Yeah, uh media Let's leave the last thing I've even seen I didn't finish Mulan. I've watched like 20 minutes of that You gave up? I couldn't stop at 20 minutes We did a free fat movies. It's carbon. It's gonna be good. But uh, what what made you gave up? What was the thing? Uh everything, uh number one being that everyone has superpowers now chi Um Yeah, there's there's just nothing about that that was going to be any good What throws off was like there was like there's a witch now. It's like what there's a witch What do you see the original you like wise? What is huh? He has she's following the main bad guy even though she I don't know. She seems like an army. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's a good guy by the end, so it's fine Is she the last guy? Of course she is because she's a lady. Okay I Got myself a chewy bar I got a little bit of an animal itch Last week. Oh my god I I watched a mob psycho 100 No, yeah I'm on your favorites. I I did watch the last three episodes last night, but I don't remember them because I was drunk So I'm going to rewatch them later Talk about something you liked from it and then have you are approved of it So we have credibility when it comes to anime as a podcast go No No He liked the main characters arc. What do you think you are? I was actually about to say that Wait in Milan no no mob psycho 100. Oh Yeah It's like overall just super crazy, so it's uh, it's just entertaining So are they like 100 of these shows then and they don't even go good at 100 yet. Not yet 24 by now 25 Well, it's only two seasons so Rags you ready to be proven wrong I'm ready for the room samurai cup or it's worse than like one of these Fuck, I wish I could remember another one right now bad So, yeah, I I mean if I was I just assume rags was was referring more so to uh Whenever we say like this is a really bad movie and someone's like have you seen this fucking thing that was made by someone in his back garden? You're like, um Yeah, okay, you might have me there. I guess I mean, it might be very poorly produced It might be totally internally consistent and the characters might be 100 Um, you know in character. No Breaks of logic no plot holes or contradictions So and that's the thing with these I know neil brings the funny go-to example like here But I'd have to actually watch through these neil pass through these movies Maybe but I'd need to actually watch them and see if they're just horribly produced and written or if there's any Really really big problems structurally with like the plot and the characters because I don't know Fundamentally broken You could use that for a series title mell full metal analysis and uh fundamentally broken No fundamentally I'm sure faithful findings is far more entertaining than captain marvel just saying just put it out there. Okay. Yeah, I'm fine with that I'd much rather watch that. Was it you guys like thoughts? Uh-huh. So funny and and let's be clear here. Let's use this guy's own rating It's a six out of captain marvels a six out of ten because I enjoyed it Well, if I enjoy faithful findings more than captain marvel then it's better That's a really good metric to go by it doesn't make fucking meaningless views or anything Almost like it doesn't it's why we never ever use that Oh my god Try not to shit your pants from a lot of But I liked it more so that means it's better we've established that There you go. Don't tell me you're not going to adhere to your own standards That wouldn't be very principled of you Oh, well I'm all farts. We see it all the time on e-pap Another on the pile Um, I guess is someone I can't find it. I've started gone but they were just like why is it that um The budget would matter if you're focusing on writing and it's like well If we if if that's the criteria we're running with out of interest of not including literally every single thing That was ever made by anybody in any scenario ever versus triple a Hyper expensive ones that do everything they can to you know focus test a movie that's designed to make people happy You're like if we go from that selection this one is really fucking bad. That's the point being made All right I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide? Most of that rant had nothing to do with anything. He was like well, you know that is a broken movie That was just one scene. Yeah, that's just bad acting And you can have terrible acting in a movie that is totally plot solid Yeah, and also he just said um, I know that rant was like Irrelevant and I thought he was referring to himself. Um, but he's referring to you Oh, that's why I was like wait what? My rant. I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide? Most of that rant had nothing to do with anything. He was just like well, you know, uh Ghostbusters and lost Jedi had a lot. No, I was directly I was directly Responding to something that brown table said I was replying to things that he had spoken I wouldn't if brown table script had been completely different And it's extremely possible probably likely that I wouldn't have even brought that up Don't know how to do this without being condescending brown table said he's never seen this kind of hate for a movie before And then rags cited a bunch of movies that got the same level of hate And then he said it's probably because they were really shit And he said actually we've had loads of shit movies this year. It all follows There's nothing there that's hard to understand why rags said what he said. I don't understand. I'm lost on kind of simple And relatively quick and animated. So it's nice on the eyes. I don't I don't really see the problem I was that that was it the the movies Coming in and then the the the Watson and Holmes wipe at the end that resets everything Like it's relatively very simple But like I had to learn how to do that So I'm proud that it all kind of lined up and worked and I'm gay. I did a simple thing I'm now I'm I'm now a level two out of 10 video editor noise Hurray to like Are you literally gonna? This is gonna be one of those videos as in he's just gonna pause every you don't know you did watch it you mong Well, I mean if if I pause a lot and have something to say Maybe that means there's a lot to be said This infinite levels of fun here the fact that he was talking about how he's getting paused The guy is getting paused at every turn and before he could even finish that sentence We paused because metal wanted to comment on how you haven't even seen rags his full video It's it's just if for the juice of joy. Yes, we could pause whenever the fuck we want if you want to say something Everyone does this you've been doing this. I don't even understand Okay, everyone does it. So whatever just be like, oh, you're technically wrong. Um, well He literally addressed a point and you do it. I don't understand I mean, yeah, I'm just directly replying to things that are said in a clever and Fun and entertaining way Believe the last jet. I got a lot of hate too. It was like, yeah Yeah Oh, it's gonna be fucking torture already. You didn't address you Dude, he noticed the point was valid. He noticed. He was like, oh, yeah, that's probably fair. Actually, this is gonna be bad Fuck it. Whatever You know, that was a fair thing to say back you fucked up Literally said I've never seen this much hate for a film and like man e-fap was born of a hatred from other movies All right, uh, three minutes in um, not well, no two minutes in sorry he's not I'm not really convincing me rags, but Your intro is longer than mine. Yeah, what is this? Yeah, I haven't gotten to the convincing points yet So if I were watching rags video with no context of anything else like I know the movie and I know brown table Let's just say that and I don't know rags I'd be like so the first point made is something that rags is addressed and counted pretty effectively moving on if he was like He hasn't convinced me. I'd be like he hasn't convinced you of what Like what is it to convince you of yet? TLJ and ghost busters got a lot of shit when they came out Where have you been? I'm just like not convinced. It's like, what do you mean? But let's let's let's keep on this movie for the dumbest reasons now still hating For the dumbest reasons now Yeah, I think that's pretty true. It's because of real. It was a broken sentence. They are still doing it now As in like you you'd cut one of those off. They're doing it now. They're still doing it Now I said it was an odd sentence. That's what my commentary was like that was a really odd sentence Barsen let's let me it's worse. It's because of Brie Larson Oh my god, are you just gonna like pause after every yes, we're gonna pause you after every comment You make on him pausing on someone else's come. What do you what it's conversation fucking hell So, uh, why would you not want to highlight a weird of a comment that is why people talking about this thing? Another thing is coming out. You're like That was like the meme spider-man coming out even brown table meamed it. He knew that it was a silly thing to say It's a weird thing to say. It's it's I can't the irony is like chopping my brain away the the fact that he keeps pausing you to say you shouldn't be pausing people Yeah, well, you know at yeah this Yeah, different rules for me and yeah Fucking sentence. This is really just stupid. This is one thing that rags does that really fucking annoys me. He has to You're doing that now Right with seconds That's exactly what you're doing here Like you have no self-awareness the way you do this in video production. You should make you go Oh, shit. I was doing it the whole time. All right So what I need to do is show every time rags does it and then have my commentary at the end saying dude You never listen to people's points. You just pause them halfway through and you misunderstand them That's how you would have done this instead He's e-fapping you while saying e-fapping people is bad. It's like what? Damn Pause every and just have a comment. Have a snarky comment on every fucking sentence Oh, we're also correct. It's just like he's trying to make a why is why so angry when all you've done Is really really passive so far you you just offered counter comments. That's all you've really done Point motherfucker stop cutting him off. It's ridiculous. He's just gonna go on a fucking rant And you'll notice in his other videos rags tends to do this a lot Where he'll just rant about a single sentence as if and pretend as if that's his entire argument He'll actually know I don't because then I debunk the things that they say after that as well You need to actually highlight a point where I interrupt somebody that ruins and destroys the context of what i'm actually arguing against in a way that Would make it fall apart And of course seen anyone do that yet If you uh, if someone made 10 points and you addressed points 1 3 and 7 in one minute and the rest of them in 10 minutes Except for point 5 that you took you half an hour It doesn't matter. It takes as long as it takes Like the idea that you have to do it within a certain time frame Otherwise, you're making it seem as though that's their entire argument I don't even you you should be able to prove that Be able to get rags saying like this is the entire point of the video right here. This is the only thing he's saying Instead of just arguing that that's what rags does like hmm That berry thing in this video. Let's get to that point released. That's the spider-man movie I assume he's talking about but let's offer one second here and think about it Why would you guys talk about a movie that's been out for a while that we have all the reviews for all the articles about All of the footage, right? We have the whole movie and all of the scenes and now we have all the deleted scenes as well Before he comments on this right Like your argument is so good The All the information we need to have all the context and details is now out. So this is the time to talk about it Yeah All of this material by which we can make discussions from okay, right? Spider-man though, we've got what main at the time that this was made. We had some trailers You know little teasers to go by who speculation. Yeah, that's worthy some discussion Sure But the way that captain marvel was pushed and the way that google altered search results on youtube Disney influence that saw thousands upon thousands of reviews deleted the shenanigans concerning Oh now that Now really youtube deleting reviews and disney No, no, no, no, no google altering search results Which they did for brie larson google through youtube youtube google and you had uh The reviews being deleted from rotten tomatoes and other places like that in mass Like there's a lot of there was a lot of shenanigans that surrounded this movie Yeah, your point isn't even necessarily that those things definitely happened and they are bad in the Like your point here is that there are things to talk about Yeah So even if you were to definitively prove that those things did not happen the discussion about that is taking place Therefore, that's why captain marvel is a hot topic. Like that's the argument We know like The reviews are were deleted search results were changed depending on names and stuff like Reasons why are aside or who eventually and why those things were done Is separate to the idea that it was done and as far as I know, this is unprecedented for a movie I mean, dude, if you're causing this kind of change online, you know bringing that up to anybody Who's interested in like film review is an interesting. It's an instant like whoa, really? Huh, how about that? Let's let's go over why that's not cool or why they're doing it for this movie, you know discussion Under the under the umbrella topic of captain marvel, that's that's the ridiculous accusation that kind of came out of nowhere Huh, so it didn't come out of nowhere Wait, do you think you like made it up? Yeah, I didn't make it up We're not gonna delve deep into it because it's not really the central point It's just one small point on a pile of points that adds to a central point Also, don't even pretend like it never happened before like come on. Let me see first movie that happened with Or game or whatever you want That's unfortunately a very real tactic they do to try to boost their movies Okay, I I just I just googled it real quick captain marvel youtube search results algorithm because a lot of the time It might sound odd, but when sometimes you want to google things like you're googling tags Um here is what pops up you type that and this is what pops up YouTube youtube fought Brie Larson trolls by changing its search youtube reportedly fighting captain marvel trolls in search YouTube reportedly changes algorithm to combat captain report youtube alters algorithm to combat captain marvel YouTube adjusts algorithm due to angry captain marvel trolls how youtube combated etc etc etc I just did a quick google search to make sure Like this is interesting that youtube would alter its algorithm before this movie came out supposedly to fight trolls Like you don't think that's interesting to talk about Um, so what kind of like team did you get together to uh get that information? What kind of money did you spend to access that because obviously no normal person could have achieved something like that in the Yeah, I I've got contacts Uh who are able to google search For me. I'm like a dude just there I've got a guy on the inside. I need to google something for me. I can't give away any names and by guy I'm using that, you know ambiguously might be a man might be a woman. I don't want to say You know Sent you this this link back. This is like let me google that for you. Yeah, this definitely isn't something Yeah, this this screenshot I just showed definitely isn't something that I just googled on the fly right here at no cost at all And in only seconds that no that was just I had to talk to a guy Very quietly. See y'all didn't hear me And then he got back to me with this because he knows what's up that screenshot is worth $10,000 So be happy you saw that I was gonna say right. Do I owe you money for having seen these results? No, no, no, no, this one's a freebie this one This is just a taste of what I can what I can access with my incredible knowledge powers James just brought like fun the entire efeb research departments Actually now that that you know, if he actually was right on this point, maybe I can give him some credit But oh good. I'm gonna assume that you're giving me credit because I just proved it right here. Look look Simple google sir. It took me 10 seconds and no money Let's do a quick little search. Oh captain marvel deleting reviews. Oh, what do you know? Look at captain marvel deleting reviews the quarter eight. Oh, sorry if the quartering said it can't be true So if the quartering says oxygen is important Fuck we're done. Yeah tyrone magnus. He's a he's a person of color. You need to listen to his voice Oh god angry joe said stuff. Oh, no Who else we got geeks and gamers? Oh, it's over amazing lucas. It's over. It's all over rocks Is that the name of this channel rotten tomatoes deletes 54 000 captain marvel fan reviews captain takes a major like don't you think this is interesting like the fact that 50 k plus reviews were deleted Yeah It's just like the idea that like let's just if it was hitler's youtube channel it's like I mean Maybe worth checking out just saying I don't know. I don't know captain marvel review by angry joe really. Oh, you don't know who tyrone is If you don't know who he is that he's playing the same thing like what now wait, right? That destroys the entire argument because okay, so we Where we started was because this is so all of this is wrong You you you get a bunch of results and what he's trying to do is just say that these are from people you cannot trust Therefore the story is not true. There's so much wrong with that line of reasoning But we can't even do that because one of the results is what we said. I don't know who that is I know this guy is don't talk about oh, he's not a white dude. Uh-oh. Oh, shit what I said earlier That's a oh a doomed myself for that one I don't know who that guy is. He just like I can't actually Amazing lucas 150 000 views as as the the check mark on on youtube. So it's verified Probably pretty come pretty known. I mean, I don't know who that is either but who gives a shit It's info right there. You have it there. Why not check out that video rontmost deletes 50k captain marvel user reviews question mark Click it. See what he says I think it's really interesting how he talked about how of course the white boys hate it But we have quartering white male tyrone magnus black male um angry joe angry jew We have uh the geeks. I guess he's a white guy the amazing lucas black guy So in the top one two three four five here Three of them are not white males. He also said someone someone just pointed this out He said ah the usual suspects followed up by don't know who this is No, because that would prove rags his point. So he can't do that. He has to do a youtube search Which still proves rags his point, but he has to then discredit any of these sources Yeah, I just I I just I mean my team of forensic analysis on the internet They googled this for me using just the google search function. So it wasn't internal to just youtube Uh, because obviously something like this would have a lot of like the the articles here are from the verge CNET cinema blend bounding in the comic science Of a to z screen rant tube filter, etc so But yeah, this still proves my point the amazing lucas mr. Obvious Hmm. Oh, oh no Dave collin nerderotic. Just no gary. No You failed by going against the narrative Diarizes Oh, that was a very real laugh Yeah, so like what's the problem? Like what do they say that's wrong here? Like this is it even if you totally disagree with what their analysis is It's still 54,000 reviews deleted, which is what i'm saying It doesn't matter what their commentary is on it just that it happened Well, we've jumped so far down the rabbit hole reverse all the way back to why would you talk about captain marvel when spider-man is coming out? Rags said because interesting things are happening around captain marvel This yeah, we have the counter is yeah, but it's being said by evil people Like the amazing lucas I don't uh, yeah, I got nothing for that one But I I guess this is a counter Man, girl. Yeah, the usual suspects. All right already not the people. I don't know already not good Well, and someone's probably gonna shout even a comment to be like korea. You're being unfair. No, you're being unfair Yeah, you're being unfair. You're being insanely unfair You're being you're being shockingly biased right now and you have no self awareness whatsoever to notice that Which is a real well, it's entertaining for us But it's a shame for you because it makes you look like a fucking idiot You don't actually know anything that doesn't prove anything just because it's by untrustworthy sources, you know Everybody's saying this this is Look at the the results I posted this is being championed by some of these websites Good on youtube for doing this for changing the algorithm to fight those trolls. This is not being hidden It's being it is being lauded from the mountaintops No, because Quartering no We can't trust the verge. We can't trust it. We can't just end with blend. We can't trust bounding into comics We can't draw science a2z. We can't just screen rent. We can't trust tube filter The list goes on and on and on who can we who who can we trust when they're all reporting that this has happened It's like we can't trust those those those and I don't know the other seven Yeah, I feel like this this was all over the second. He was like, oh, I don't know who this is Oh, maybe good michelle. I don't know If this this dude should have been like, okay I don't actually know if this is this happened or not Let me do a quick search because I'm not sure this has happened He could even say I'm skeptical that this happened I don't really know if this is true and then he googles it and everyone's talking about he's like Oh, huh everyone's talking about this thing that happened That it's probably happened. Well, yeah, your point. It happened. Your point as presented has now been Uh, Substantiated as a thing that's going on. That's that's all you needed Your point to be valid. So I don't yeah Yeah, analysis aside of what the reason is literally relevant Okay, um, you actually have a point. So In preparation for this I dug up a reddit thread right here Oh, well, I don't oh, of course it's from reddit. I don't care though Wait, that I can just say I don't like reddit thread Dude, that means the when they did the youtube search that wasn't impromptu This was planned and he still said the usual suspects. Well, I don't know this one. Like what why would you allow that? So what's this? What is up with the negative capital reviews being deleted and youtube highly review? So that's not what you said, right? Yeah, so they altered search results. Yeah, so they did they changed the algorithm all of these things that I pulled up They have all they've changed uh, they've made changes to the algorithm Is this true or is this just one person saying I don't know google it and find out and look at all the fucking responses Yeah, it's clearly more than one person. Yeah, all you need to do is find out what the quarterings evidence is because I don't know What it is Would you get it from? And even and none of this matters because the fact that we're all talking about it is proving my point exactly Captain marvel reviews deleted and youtube hiding reviews. So I sorted this this is the best Uh, this is the best comment on here right here Since other comments have been hella biased and leaving kind of apparently here's my answer brie larson Okay, so basically, yeah, so here's jeffrey star 94's answer on reddit. Okay He's skipping over it. So brie larson who plays the titular captain marvel is a fairly outspoken feminist gender quality The quality sexual assault activist in hollywood being one of the big voices in the me too movement Which already rubs a certain section of the internet the wrong way. So it's completely irrelevant recently a quote From last summer resurface where she talked about incorporating an inclusion rider provision Basically where an active filmmaker uses their bargaining power Barging power to ask for a certain amount of racial sexual gender disability diversity in the staff What does this got to do with it? Uh, this is where the shitstorm happens and to lessen the chance someone on either side yells at me I'm listening the entire bit. She said Am I saying I hate why what does this got to do with youtube changing results or google? Hold up. Don't don't it said 63.9 Tidge of america White male So It looks like white men are 31 percent of the american population. So just over Double so they are over represented in film reviewers Which is like all right And yeah, I don't understand the problem there. Um, I was just I was just out of curiosity to see how it matched But um, if people want to be film reviewers go for it I don't know why we would want it to be equalized based on race. I don't think he would work that way, but all right Just think it's interesting I guess some about this appeals to white men. Um, he actually provides every quote that brie larson says, right? What is this? Oh my god, I'm just yeah, I don't see what it doesn't matter. None of this matters The point is already proven about here. His basic point is that yeah, um, they were making bot accounts Like a lot of them were making were they bot accounts to downvote at one star because it's because I don't believe that Because especially after the whole russian bots donald trump thing I just so I'm extremely skeptical of anyone saying they used bots to download Is the argument here that to counter people making bot accounts they changed Like the results artificially took to balance it out. Is that the argument? No, the so there there's two different things You have youtube changing the algorithm to give different results when you look up like brie larson's name and stuff Or something related to captain marvel and then you have Reviews being deleted. I believe on rotten tomatoes. Right. So those were those are two separate things that are happening. Didn't um, wasn't there like major proof of uh, Bot accounts reviewing was a tlj positively. What was the movie? No, it was rise of skywalker, wasn't it? Well rise of skywalker is super suspect because it's always 86 and it never deviated from 86 I guess where i'm going with this is from mypov if ever they're getting um, Like shanghae it into into a particular result. It's gonna be uh to the benefit of people having made the movies not the benefit of the public Like they they want them the idea that like oh captain marvel had to be protected from bots. I'm like, okay I don't know about that could it be the movie was shit. I don't know I guess And someone I think I know you're talking about someone Mentioned it tundra and chat said they kept making same phrases like stop talking about sagas and stuff like that There are a lot of identical phrases that could be found. Yeah, some some gal made a really great video on it I forget her name because it's been so long But she went through like all of these reviews and did like copy You know or control f find and she would find all these phrases that kept popping up identically all over the place that were positive for the movie so Like that like that's actual evidence that i've seen that Rise of skywalker has positive bots that are being used and by the way I'm not denying that there are not negative bots out there for captain marvel I'm just like i'm not convinced of it because I haven't seen any evidence for it It's very possible that that is the case and all we're doing This whole time is proving the original point you made Like it's it's like why are we talking about captain marvel? As we talk about all of this stuff relating to captain marvel I almost think that once we're done with this rabbit hole, they will return to your video and they will say You're wrong like for whatever reason without remembering what you actually said I'm in tactic known as review bombing in case you don't know so there's a good chance that Because review bombing is bad, but review Anti bombing yeah, I don't know Yeah, I don't know review not the good review bombing. That's okay But even if what he was saying was right and they are review bombing I'm thinking it's most likely review bombs people who are just creating body Why how have you right? How have you arrived that it's more likely that there's a review? But you know you can withhold judgment on a proposition until you have information, right? Like how have you arrived that it's at least 51 likely that it's that it's bought so what information are you going up? Jeffrey star art bag xxx on reddit talking about some posts. Yeah, but that he sorted by best So yeah, also don't bother even showing it when you just go over it's like yeah There's some words and here's some words all right back to my profile picture Like is that what it takes to convince you one reddit post that doesn't have any like Statistic or any in-depth stuff because I've seen one video talking about the rise of skywalker stuff that seemed pretty compelling So I'm leaning towards the side of yeah Looks like there was a lot of bots that voted that up, right? And then you have the 86 percent consistency, which is Downright bizarre to me and it all adds up, but I don't know I I'm I'm gonna imply that smug nerjigante's epistemology is fucking trash And they need to work on that. I love this. Oh, wait. What why can't I show it? There's some good ones there. There's some good ones of these by the way I was looking through the efap memes a moment ago and there's some quality stuff in there There always is that they could meme is uh, I got it's almost on screen It just makes me Blurry efap chat, no Some people have been saying review boosting. I like that. I think that's a good name. Yeah review boosting Review boosting. I like that review bombing and review boost boosting. Be used to you. Wait a minute. Why is my screen all fucking? What Doesn't fit anymore. What happened? What? Oh, it's okay. I know what it was Oh, yay The whole world shattered for a moment there Odd accounts and fake accounts just to downvote something because it happens a lot and ironically now that we're on the subject Rags has actually made a video on review bombing and I think I'll have to think really far back But I think his overall point was that review bombing can be good if you're trying to protest something and a good result so, um Yeah, obviously rotten tomatoes has taken a stand against that because that's not really a fair way to represent a movie So so here's the thing. I was talking specifically about steam review bomb and steams Steam's response to that was actually pretty good Um, but review if you're a consumer, right? Like you have control over especially we're talking about games because the context of that video I made was in reference to a video game. I forget which one it was a long time ago I remember that I was playing dirty bomb. I had dirty bomb footage at the time I was showing it just because I that's how I remember things but Consumers only have so many avenues to really voice displeasure And to do stuff like that and review bombing is one of the very few tools that they sort of have and can organize together So I was like, yeah, I mean, I wish there were better ways But review bombing is kind of the only thing a lot of people have So if it is an outcry against a very as a result of a very unpopular decision that a dev or a publisher does Then it is what it is and that's what people are going to do That's the only option that they really have available and a lot of instances and it's really easy And it makes a big point and it can dissuade other people from buying it the negative aspect of review bombing because obviously it's not an ideal situation is that They might review a legitimately good game because of a bad business decision That was made or a bad political position that company took up or you know A lot of other meta reasons or monetary reasons DLC reasons things like that Which means that somebody might be dissuaded from buying a legitimately good game Because they see sorry, they see the results of a review bombed game And think it applies to the game itself in terms of its story mechanics. That's that's that I think in this aspect you got to take the bad with the good and the way to combat this is for what I've been Advocating for since I started doing anything and even before that Which is that if you're a consumer you need to make informed buying decisions And you need to find people you trust and you need to do your research before you spend money Yeah, yeah So, um Yeah, well the it seemed as though that was brought up as like, yeah, that's a plus But with movies it's been pretty misrepresenting the movie. So and it's just like wait It was someone in chat Someone chat brought up that dmc 5 is getting review bombed right now And I think it's because one of the dlcs is only coming out for a playstation Yeah, the the big dlc only comes out for consoles I don't know if it's ps5 exclusively and pc only gets the virtual character And yeah, and they don't plan to put it on pc ever from what I've heard. So yeah, I I get it Yeah, so like that's really shitty and if you got that on xbox and if you got that on pc Like you should be pissed You're like fuck you have this thing and you're legit. You are for no other reason than exclusivity for this one platform Punishing me because I just didn't happen. I don't have that game box. I have a different game boxes This is the shittiest way. Yeah, I find it especially shitty because you already have the base game It's already on all the platforms and then with the dlc to go like, oh, no, this is new console coming out They gave us a lot of money. So they only they get it because fuck the other ones they get a Character there for um shut up We made two good things now and now we can do a bad thing again. We have some leeway That's what I feel like about this. It's like come on, man For a counter example or well, let's just say it can conversely The the season two of the boys was getting review bombed because they didn't release all the episodes at once Rather, it was three and then weekly which is absurd to me that you could review for that Yeah, I think that's bizarre that doesn't make any sense to me at all Like all I have to say to people like I just like chill the fuck out. Okay Yeah, you'll be fine. You can wait Yeah review bombing definitely not ideal, but for some people it's all they've got and I would be hesitant to take that away I'm completely fine with them doing that Because if a lot of them are troll accounts and a lot of them are troll reviews Too like you didn't expect that one star would be troll reviews and just a bunch of misogynist nonsense So for him, what if they like to push that first of all Too bad. Why jump to that? Why jump? No, well, he's already established that you can't give it a one out of 10 It's a six Because he liked it. Exactly. Well, it's just like I don't need to say any more than that It's staggering that like if you didn't give it the same score I did you must be a troll. It's like what? I need another beer Very illegitimate sources And from what I like not read it. It's very likely that a lot of the reviews that were deleted were trolls Okay, this conjecture man. This is pure conjecture That's the thing. I don't trust them to accurately report. What is and isn't a troll review So why the fuck would we assume that because they sure as hell didn't because they sure as hell didn't give a Shit about the troll reviews that were positive for the rise of skywalker Also, holy shit. We're spending so much time on this point like not us. I mean the video kind of you know I'm talking about is like there's some shenanigans going around with captain marvel and it's provable Well, but like for every additional second your point for every additional second This is talked about your point is bolstered. That's the really fascinating part of all of this This is possibly the most hypocritical video I've ever seen This is this is definitely in the rankings for most non-self aware hypocritical videos we've ever watched I would agree with that and bots so, um Sorry rads. Uh, you know, where's that info coming from? Where's this quote coming from? So he says sorry rat like you haven't proven anything. You said it. You just said it There's no rags pointy from walls I can't handle this. It's like even if all of what you said was true. My point is still correct And um, he did the thing you went back to your video and just said you were wrong I knew it was gonna happen. Uh-oh Movie tickets and theater seating this movie was the kind of brow. Yeah Then there was the stuff about then there was the stuff about how there was a There was this really big controversy going around a lot of rumors and stuff about how Disney was reportedly buying a shit ton of tickets and stuff And how a lot of people were reporting back that Theaters were empty, but there was a lot of tickets bought and stuff like that Yeah, I forgot I kind of forgot about that People turn up to showings though like where the hell is everyone? Yeah, like I I hear it enough times to make me go it isn't necessarily true, but it's very interesting I willed generator that got lots of noggin's jogging See got lots of noggin's jogging makes you a lot of bullshit, but keep going. No, it wasn't bullshit It wouldn't matter though. It wouldn't matter if that was true or not that it was bullshit or not It's still what people are talking about Save me bud visor, bud visor, sorry, not bud visor. I'm not drinking it bud visor No, bud visor It's a chesh beer. These are my glasses It's pronounced chak beer, not chesh beer. Idiot It's your opinion. Chaco slovakia. That's how you pronounce it. Shut up objective man Objective man away Of whether the cinematic equivalent of an exploding portapotty at the Tucson international burrito festival captain marvel. That's a good analogy anti-sjw jokes everybody How is that an anti-sjw joke a exploding portapotty at the Tucson burrito festival? How is that an anti-sjw joke? It's about how burritos make you shit and gassy How is that an anti-sjw joke? If anything i'm including ethnic food. I'm being inclusive Brenda's portapotties ethnic food Tucson, Arizona You're fucking racist rags. How dare you? I don't What isn't it? I I thought that was a nice analogy myself, but I guess if I wasn't stuck in anti-sjw What what are they like a chud or a chad a chud or whatever? I'd be one of those poop jokes Yeah, like solar sand says poop jokes for anti-sjw apparently. Yeah apparently they are damn it Like I got nothing to say I just find that really funny Let's do it again. Oh my god Third a lot of bullshit, but keep going and of course the movie itself was the cinematic equivalent of an exploding portapotty at the Tucson international burrito festival captain marvel Anti-sjw jokes everybody. He's so funny is one of the most terrible films I don't script these really. I just sort of go with the flow. I haven't really discussed. Yeah, you're way better I can fucking tell Yeah, I can fucking tell You might want to re-watch your video I don't think I'm really like wasting time when I'm saying in this video I don't I don't linger on irrelevant stuff. I'm always talking about something Exploding poop Hate black people Sort of just assume because my audience isn't fucking stupid that What a fucking smug piece of shit This is uh, this is getting great. I love this video so much. I love this video so it's so pathetic I love it. This is like the bat one. This is the fucking spider-man meme the the pointing spider-man meme How smug of you to call you uh to call your audience intelligent piece of shit Did he forget his name? He's a smug He's literally using name Oh, oh my god. Give me a second. I gotta I'm gonna go turn off my air conditioning. Jesus Juicy juicy ira day God damn. I didn't expect this tonight. This is uh, no, I know It's you don't know what's gonna you don't know what's gonna come all over you in e-fap. You know could be anything I was actually at a point there was like, oh, I'm kind of tired. Maybe I don't do e-fap today. I was like, ah, no I said, I'll be around today. We're we would have missed all of this. Yeah, I'm happy. I Went through and now I'm just drinking again I'm glad we got through that first worthless video This is this is gold right here. This is a goal. I can't wait till I get to the moller one Oh, unless that was the boiler one. Yeah. Oh, oh, man. Damn it. I know I'm so sorry Yeah What the fuck kind of a statement is that like well, you know, I just huh since my audience isn't fucking retarded They know that this movie is a fucking piece of shit What kind of a fucking so yeah, I'm assuming you're appealing to the idea that it wouldn't take much for the audience to Spot that the movie is fucking nonsensical Pretty much. I um, I think my audience is uh, fairly intelligent I think that the crossover between my guys and your guys and our guys are pretty pretty Fairly smart bunch, you know, I I read the comments. I watch the chat there You know, they got something going on in that headspace up there I'd like to think fairly highly of my audience Well, that's I certainly think our audience is better than I say better and you know Properly that it's on terms but better than you know, the you know, the the chris stuckman average Viewers something like that or people who just ingest cosmonaut videos We're like, oh, it was wrong, but I don't fucking care The fucking vanity on this dog. Oh the smug nature destroy him remove him I think that some audiences are better than others and I think we gotta I think ours ranks pretty highly Yeah, you would racist Oh, it's piece of shit Fucking asshole, you have to be to say something like that You sell like a complete piece of shit Like First of all, well, I think if people like you saying I'm a piece of shit like I don't care I legitimately don't care I'm I'm not trying to appeal to people who People who hear that and get offended I don't really care what your opinion is You the movie did that bad. It really it wasn't that bad. It was It was shit. It was horrible Just because you didn't pick up on it or you're not critical enough to analyze it well or you're not I don't may be smart enough to wow see why the parts don't fit together. I don't for whatever reason it may be Just because you liked it doesn't mean it was good Because I know that's not a standard for movies that you're gonna hold to no I guarantee it Yeah, well you already pointed that out with the whole like oh, it's it's comp is bad as a room It's like people love the room by your own standard. It loses to the room If I love the room more than he loved captain marvel, then the room is better than a six out of ten pretty simple Like I said, I was a six out of ten. I watched angry joe's review. He gave it a seven out of ten. Oh boy. Well, he's wrong Look angry joe is a cool dude. I like him a lot and I like a lot of his reviews However, his gaming reviews are a lot stronger than his movie reviews Yeah He's had we've talked about his private like what was it was suicide squad I think was the first one of people like holy shit, and then he eventually was like, yeah, okay Suicide squad wasn't good. I was wrong Then he said the predator was good, which blew my fucking mind. I was like what what have you been smoking? Like the predator's so bad. There was uh, what was the film? The people telling us that he like reviewed relatively well. Was it justice league that he reviewed well as well? We went through a bunch of his dceu movies And got the numbers for him and they were Let's say way more positive than I think they had any right. Oh shit everyone's highlighting. He was one of the usual suspects familiar in the video Right, yeah So but but now now we're appealing to his opinion rather than just ignoring it. That's interesting I mean or did this person just see the quartering at the top and they are they just assumed that everybody else was Like the quartering. Well, okay. So think of this lineup person. You you don't like person You do like in person. You don't know the usual suspects Okay This uh, yeah, there's so many contradictions in this video. It's fascinating So what's this bullshit like? Oh, if you're not fucking stupid You wouldn't think you would think that this movie is actually a piece of shit I I think that you're proving my point I think this video this video has this video of yours has sort of Vindicated me in a way that I didn't think possible because I meant that as a joke just the Thus the close-up of my smug doggo face I wasn't really being serious to insult people. Oh, I do think highly of my audience that part is true I that was spoken earnest, but you're sort of proving the point with this video here I don't think you're very smart And I have a lot of evidence to back up that claim now It's like how I think that you would think like me because I'm smart Yeah, god That's just like you're just being a smug asshole. Stop saying that word. You you've got the word in your days. Stop it And it's not funny. If you're doing it to try to be funny, it's not funny. You do I thought it was funny I think I thought it was pretty great. There you go. I've now provided the counter argument of I thought it was funny This guy's tears to me. They are like a delicious soup that gives me great sustenance Is the soup loud? It is a very loud. Oh, yeah, it's a loud soup. It's a very loud soup. This soup won't shut the fuck up You realize just asshole isn't funny, right rags like what are you doing right now? He's just being an asshole. No, this is this he I was doing it to be funny But I wasn't funny. He's doing it and it is righteous indignation. Okay, this man has the spirit of virtue with him. I understand Oh my god, I can't believe I ever used to like you. Holy I don't care if you used to like me. You like captain marvel I don't care what you like Oh, that's hilarious. This is like soda likes captain marvel. I hope they don't like me It's like yeah, what you like is at best shaky territory Dead If what's funny is if anybody else talked like this rides will be dragging him through the mud He would be like, I mean if they were wrong Yeah, well, we've talked about that before um being like mean when you're right is one thing being mean when you're wrong Is like embarrassing Yeah If you're if you're correct in smug about it, you get like a plus one, but if you're smug and wrong, it's like a negative five Right, you have a you have more to lose than you do to gain But i'm just built out of confidence and I know what the fuck i'm talking about so that's a gamble that i'm taking Shit out of them, but he's doing it here unironically. He's doing the exact thing He used to make fun of other people, right? He used to make fun of console fanboys for their fucking elitism Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we've jumped from him being an asshole to him being elitist. Um, yeah, he's he's going He's digging a hole. He doesn't want to be in right now Silly stupid Hey, right. Did you ever insult anybody? Can you hear anybody is intelligent? Oh the asshole's the elitist. No You um when you did responses with with the pc visit console, right? Do you have a throny insult in there? Yeah, oh well. No, you didn't apparently All right, that was not so unusual. I mean like I wasn't I don't think I was I can't I can't remember if I was as inflammatory than I am now I don't think I am but I think part of that is because I've just been on the internet long enough And it's semi public way to where I've just I've got a a hard callous exterior And it and just I'm just playing the game and it's part of the culture in my heart right now. I don't know You mean racism? Oh, yeah, definitely in the misogynisms. Oh, yeah, definitely those and now he's unironically being elitist asshole. It's just what It's just I mean, I think my I think my taste in movies. Let me put this way. I think I'm better than you in this aspect. Yes But I think I have a lot of information that I could use to supplement that opinion I hold Also, so this would be the comparison If I said a a pc is going to offer you more features and function better than a console Like we compare price ranges or whatever and you're like you're being elitist. I'd be like, oh I don't know if I don't know if that counts As elitist versus just being like it wouldn't elitist be more so your How is that usually used as a term? Is that when does it is being right irrelevant of being elitist? Um, it might have an elitist. I assume Elitist relating to or supporting the view that a society or system should be led by an elite. That's not what it means And that's not how we use it Yeah, we don't really use it and it's More in its general sense. Normally when we talk about elite elitism, it is a Like I'm better than you because of I don't honestly That's a good question because if I was asked to define elitism, it seems like it's just sort of being synonymous with Like I just think that my way is better than yours and your way is worse than mine and people call that elitist So that's kind of what I was getting at. It's like if if I just said, you know The the best console out of the this whatever generation is this one? I give no reasoning for it and I never move from that position That's what I'd rather call elitism versus someone like trying to lay out exactly what they will offer What they do and then trying to pick one based on those criteria Uh, but do they both classes being elitist or like gatekeeping? I don't know I mean if If if you want to call me an elitist because I have all of these objective reasons why the pc is a better gaming platform Than a console is then call me an elitist I don't care. That's what I was gonna say if that's what it means to be an elitist I was like, well, I guess that's fine Because if if if elitism is just I think that something I think is correct in the thing Thing you think is wrong then you're everyone is an elitist about something you can't not be Oh my god, is this the first This is this is what we this is hit old suble these. Oh my god. Look guys Like the way it's written That's really good. I love that. He knows his shit. All right. Hey pretty That guy, but he knows he's right I think it'll suble. This is a elitist We've actually got um, once we're through the video portion actually got a bit of fan art to To show quite a quite a chunk of room. Yeah, this one's pretty pretty swag pretty awesome I'm I'm the one on the left, right Rags you are looking fine I'm telling you man. I've That's what I'm known for with my extremely straight pointy tail I'm only one doing social distancing. So you're all very inconsiderate. I think so No, we just left you alone We got smaller than me than er than j then who's on the right? It's metal. He's crying Why why the tiny tiny piece of j Why the tiny woman j I don't I I think it represents the panel here right now. Yes Oh my god. Yeah The tiny lady Yeah, rags, I don't know. Um, you're looking good. I'm just saying yeah, I think I'm looking good too I've got my pirate. Uh my eye patron. I'm ready to sail sail the open seas ready to get some booty Really fucking the thing. All right. Well, let's let's let him let's let him keep going Let's let him at least justify his opinion. Hopefully he does Hopefully he actually gives some sort of reason. Yeah, you guys know the film's terrible Especially if you've seen it but for those who haven't seen it or who saw it and for some reason Don't think it's awful or think it's decent for those who saw it and for some reason Don't think it's awful because you're probably a fucking idiot. I mean, he said it pretty casually like he didn't say Because obviously if you if you redo like if if you had sat in your video if you don't think it's fucking shit Then maybe I can change your stupid fucking mind. I'd be like rags in your chill I'd be like if you saw it and for whatever reason you somehow thought it was good Oh, it's pretty pretty inoffensive bit of a jabbery right there pretty pretty low tier You know with a nudge-nudgery And look at the face you've got on right now. You're like concerned. You're like Back someone drew you Somebody drew me. Yeah, it's the last one there. You're next to you're next to uh, er Oh, it's his right. Oh, they made me a little tall. Yeah Oh, that's so sweet That's good wrong with your butt Oh my but no, no, that's my fourth leg. It's it's it's like that for I've I've got a I've got a lint noid problem Who's the person that's crying off to the side with his phone? No, that's me. I'm right here. Okay I'll put in console These heads these these the doggo heads for me seem to be popular really lately I like them Hi So anyway, well not invited to the Deutsche Weihnachten For average or or hey, maybe you think it's a good movie Well, if you got some time to spare later, I would highly recommend that you watch one of my buddy's videos on it So plank then becomes godlike she glows and destroys everything in her path It's extremely nail biting once again like she had to take the patch off to prevent it from limiting her Right. Oh no, that was just metaphor or something because the real world patch just explodes I'm not kidding. This happens It just explodes on a neck her belief in her own power overpowered the six-year-long power limiter Meaning that this is a power limiter that only limits the subject's power If they believe their power is limited who wrote this You might know Okay. Yeah, now he brings up mauler. I mean like, okay. Do you want to see something real quick? Um, oh my god, I'm excited. Here we go Your comment gonna be there. Oh god. I can't I can't wait. I almost Wait, how far into your video rags has he gotten uh 36 seconds Yeah, sort of for he skipped the intro big mistake as always because they're great Um, we watched all of his it was shit. Um, but yeah, so basically he's done about four minutes Very loose. I think he skipped around I don't know so fucking stupid by the way, but she would time work She wears that neck thing and it doesn't actually do anything It's actually pointless He was actually in the uh In the thing you know, let's see. Where is it non bridal mass? So even he says even in his own title It says mass. So he had a very average opinion of it. So what? Why would you think that when you've introduced the video as a video that explains how bad the film is It's so bad Shreds it we all do on multiple e-faps. We've talked about how terrible this movie is On my keyboard by accident it reloaded the page. Oh no I said that the uh the film I'm pretty sure I justified as the film didn't like make me angry It was just shit like that's why it was a meh for me as a video, but It's really bad. That's the thing like Wow, you So embarrassing So for you saying it's like for you people who thought it was good. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Um, well, apparently your buddy didn't Eat like it. You'll notice that this video is an hour and 51 minutes long. Oh my god There's that many problems with the film. Oh my goodness. Hey. Hey. Hey short of the movie. So Oh, that's okay. You're in the clear. I'm in the clear Oh my god is captain marvel longer than an hour and 51 minutes. Let me check something real quick Runtime I knew it. Oh, that's so That could fucking Everyone's spamming long bad bad. It's like guys Long bad bad Episode 101. We're right back on track with long man bad. Nothing's been missed. We're here. It's alive You know this video is pretty long I don't know this this video is like with 38 minutes. So that's I don't know. That's too long Few minutes, that's how long captain marvel is and this video is one hour 51 minutes This thing is literally almost as long as the movie it is. Okay. So what's the point? I was good. Okay. Um No, but also Doesn't matter. So this thing it's they think it's an argument. It's not Yeah I hope my john victoria is gonna be 70 hours long. I know They don't understand every time they complain the longening happens for everything. Just everything is just extending Do you want this? Is this what you're just gonna happen? It only makes it longer Two hours and five minutes. That's how long captain marvel is and this video is one hour 51 minutes This thing is literally almost as long as the movie it is now What I was going to say before I rudely interrupted myself is I was gonna say I'm not necessarily against that kind of content Then why did you bring it up? What is the point? Why did you highlight it? Oh my It's like why if you're not necessarily against it and you have no idea what the content of the video is And therefore you have no idea what that hour and 51 minutes is being spent on Then why the fuck are you bringing it up? Yeah, I'd be like this movie is made by a white person. It's three hours and it smells weird and you're like well Uh, what what was the other two things? Why did you bring those up? You're like, uh, I just I don't know Wait this movie smells. Yeah, man. Have I been to a smelly movie? Who? I've some movies look smelly You can make long critiques about something that are actually really informative and really good But if you make something that long nearly two hours long Uh, he mauler if you don't know mauler does that a lot nearly two hours Wait, are you against it or are you not? Yeah, so he said too long, but that's not a problem necessarily But it is He said you could make a video that's very well You know like research and has all this information a lot of critique and stuff in it But an hour and 51 minutes like clearly there's a in this person's mind There is a line somewhere. I would love to know the position of this line And where it is crossed How long is too long Because last jedi No, let's go Uh, he's mauler if you don't know mauler does that a lot He'll he'll do this towards like I think he did towards the last jedi He did it towards rise of skywalker. He did it all that stuff First of all the point of a review is to inform you on whether or not you want to watch a movie. No No, no, no, that's up to you No, that's up to the viewer to decide That's up to the creators if you want to make your review definitively about whether or not you recommend the film Then you basically can't spoil anything, right? That would that would be a part of it And there are people who do that that is not what i'm doing Well, so there's a difference between a review and a critique I would say I mean the the reviews that I would say that reviews that don't have spoiler Imagine that was for every product, right ads that didn't have spoilers for just any other product Like byard buy this new john deere ridin on mauler We're not going to tell you how good it is We're not going to tell you about the gas mileage or the reliability or what kind of gas it takes or How long it could run on batteries stuff like that because we don't want to spoil it for you I could tell you how this gun shoots, but that would be uh, that would be spoiling I could tell you about the reliability issues, but I don't want to spoil the experience for you. Just give us your money Tell me like the I don't know how I would personally define review feels a little bit like it would probably be pretty broad, but Most people Fuck wentons one, but I also say fuck the one that says it's a recommendation on whether or not you should buy or not Like I just like um, I would have I would way more prefer to appeal It is a person's perspective on the thing Of course you can from that get an idea of recommending or not and some people will include that in their videos They will say I do recommend this or I don't that's fine, but that's not all a review is Yeah, I would I would say a review is I if if we had to get down to what is Necessary to make something review. I would I would say it's some form of analysis on us on the subject. Sure um It could be totally with or without an intent to Sway someone one direction or the other it could be a totally straight You know this chair I'm going to review this chair It is this dimension by this dimension by this dimension. It is made of approximately 87 percent plastic 10 percent metal Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Just nothing but pure straight fucking furniture facts and still review It's it's an analysis of the object So At most if you want to be like a really critical good reviewer, you would only need like me Did this person kill this thing? He's gonna he's gonna say if you are good review, you only need x amount of time Even though he's not against the long reviews, but apparently he is because yeah We're also on theme the previous video said to be a true critic blah blah blah this one's saying to be a good Critic I think he said let's just roll it back Yeah, I roll the last Jedi he did it towards rise of Skywalker. He did it all that stuff First of all the point of a review So if just to just before this goes on did this person kill this monster then leave and then come back and kill it again I wasn't paying attention to the footage honestly They might have ran off to heal or something to inform you on whether or not you want to watch a movie So at most if you want to be like a really critical good reviewer You would only need like maybe 20 20 to 30. No by your standard You'd need literally less than 30 seconds by your standard. Yeah, I like this movie. It was good. Go watch it Yeah, that's all you need How have you arrived at this number? Why why 20 minutes? I don't know. I don't know why that would be all the time that you can pick out tell me that like Why why 20 of all the times to pick why a third of an hour? Why then? That's so much he wants 30 minutes minutes at the very most to give away very details. Obviously spoiler heavy opinions It's obnoxiously long to the point where if you just said that you don't care if it's a longer view If it's well made and then you say it's too long. You can go fuck yourself Just so we watch your fucking videos. Oh my god. So fucking cringe What about like professional reviews like when they do You know the people that made the movie and then they're talking about like reviewing their entire process and the making of kind of stuff And those are usually good. Not just the commentary like when they have like professionals that have been working in the industry I remember Watching a lot of us and like disney movies when they're talking about oh, this is the difference between like mary blare disney movie and then like the other types of animation and they're doing a review of the genre of animation and You know, those are like Hours long. Well, that's the thing when when you get into it If someone said like how long can the director talk about their movie? It's like, ah 30 minutes I'd just be like no How ever fucking long they want to talk they can why It's as long as it is there are no rules for this shit Two hours long, isn't it just gonna be fucking? Yeah, we're the we're the ones who constantly get lambasted for Oh, they say that there's objectively a right and wrong and this that and the other thing And they're the ones who also say 20 minutes is all you need for a review What if it's 25? Do they just No bad Up the fuck up get to the point your five minutes over time some of us have things to do You know some of us have monsters to kill. You know for a fact if they were here right now They'd say, um, that's cool 25. It's fine. It's like 30. Yeah, 30s. Okay 35 What changed? Yeah, well, it was the line. What happened? All right, we found the line where you go and So what why then why 35? Tell me why it's obnoxiously long because it's obnoxiously long. That's why I think it's obnoxiously short I went yeah, there you go counted to the point where if you're gonna make something like two hours long Isn't it just gonna be fucking nitpicky at that point? I don't know. Maybe if you watched it, you'd find out Yeah I mean I haven't spent zero time on making this basically But you could put a little bit of time and just like, hey, I'm gonna make this video and rag this thing Maybe I could man. What a world if I could make a make a youtube video It only have to do two hours of research Wow, what a world And that's my biggest critique of mallor is that he tends to just get really fucking nitpicky and he reiterates himself a lot prove it prove it Find me a video where I I Repeat my point without realizing I've made it. There's no additional context people say about this about me constantly But they never fucking prove it And in a world where we have fucking knobheads like hello grito saying. Oh, yeah the the hyperspace kamikaze That's just a nitpick. I don't believe anyone anymore when they say it you're just nitpicking I don't think anyone's thought about the use of the term nitpick Beyond the thing I don't like go away Like he he hasn't even watched all he he says he has watched my video. I don't believe him But he hasn't watched mine 11 minutes, right? 12 oh, yeah, I watched 12 assuming this that they're not lying and I'm not ready to give this Person the benefit of the doubt They're a dragon. How dare you? I'm like There's a level of research you do on source material before you comment on it, you know But you should just do it should just be a normal thing that you do I don't know. Maybe I'm just old school. Maybe I'm an old boomer I think you should study like it's It's not nitpicking. Yeah, that's just that's my style He doesn't say anything new for the most part He just recaps the entire plot of the movie and this says well, I think this is dumb Yeah, this guy just read it and my critique of that is that you missed the bigger point Oh my god, like what? No, this is just the the forest for the tree shit, which every time it's brought up just reverse the argument Yeah, every tree is rotted and infested with insects and it's diseased and it's dying It's a fire hazard, but look at the forest. There's there's a lot of shitty trees He's so beautiful of you, but look at the you're missing the message of captain marvel Which is women can stand up Yeah, that's what that was something I was just like, okay. Well, I guess that makes all the shitty writing. Okay When we're literally just going through and writing down every critique you have of everything That's yeah, it gets to the point where it's just long-winded for the sake of being long-winded and you're No, it doesn't mean we don't leave shit out. We want to be thorough Yeah, so the point is the for everything like we categorize it down usually into the four So writing is the umbrella and then the four pillars if you will Everything in the movie writing wise will fall into one of the four being character plot world theme, right? So everything I comment on is going to be the bolstering or tearing down one of those aspects For example, you just find a scene where the world is getting broken It's like, well, that doesn't affect captain marvel's character at all But then you have a scene where captain marvel fucking Destroys a man's jukebox to prove she's not an alien to a guy who has no idea what it means to be able to prove You're not or a scroll and she's happy about it. Like wow That's like that's like really bad for her character right now to the to the viewers That makes her like kind of a fucking idiot and an asshole but um You know and then overall we're supposed to find it to be heroic It's like so that's a serious problem. And if he's like that's just you just nitpicking that scene They're like, oh Okay. Well, I I don't know. I just see these every every action She takes is going to be important to judging her as a character. That's how I would justify So I was thinking So like it's okay For a story to be two hours and five minutes That's okay. That's appropriate. Yes But you cannot review it in more than 20 Because even though two hours and five minutes because because I could just I could just assert and say Based on nothing that two hours and five minutes way too long for a story I've got things to do. You're just giving me details that I don't need I got places to be 30 minutes tops for a story. All right Stop with this self masturbatory artsy fartsy nonsense. All right. Just tell me that she can stand up. All right You can do this with anything Your point any stronger you're just kind of I would say no no Reinforcement is definitely making a point stronger if you give 12 examples of something that point is really fucking strong now Feels like you're really killing for time. That was my basic I really wish like because everyone says a shit about all of my work I'm just like can you just throw an example on just one even I'd probably be annoyed with it If I found it to be like fallacious or whatever, but it's still better than never getting one At least jack sainte did back in the day they were all terrible though So I don't know I don't know what I prefer like a broad statement about how I definitely do a thing with no proof Or with faulty proof. What what is preferable? I don't know I don't know. Um, I think faulty proof at least gives you something to talk about Yeah But also like why why make it long if this is why the video is so long Oh, sorry, everybody's saying he sent a super chat one sec Oh This guy sent us super chat the thought plickens as rags would say Uh Hi guys little embarrassed here. This video was not that good. I admit I cut this out of my video I left it and I left it unlisted. I appreciate the critique Yeah I mean I'm cool with that Yeah, yeah Uh, okay Do we do we continue then? What's what's the what's the MO? I don't really care. I think we've I I guess there's a curiosity part of me that wants to see what's said about my video because this is sort of A lot of this has gone into Like now now we're on the you we're on the you thread And we were on the one about the captain marvel reviews and stuff and the reddit thing and the usual suspect stuff We haven't talked about my video all that much and I guess I'm maybe I could skip around and see if they go back to my video Because I'd be curious what they have to say Um, maybe we could just carry well. Yeah, I don't know wherever you want to go I'll check a little bit more of it Or we can go back to where we were I don't know something So I expected better from you rags. I really did But okay, um, we're we're not really that far through the video So maybe maybe there's a remote chance where he'll at some point justify this video. By the way, I mean, there's an hour or 10 minutes Yeah, it's it's painful the the structure of just you listen to fall But it's rags has counted the arguments that have been presented so far And you're like, what if you'll justify? I'm not even sure what what opinion Um is being looked to just to be justified right now. I'm not sure um, I think Like I I don't I don't recall doing this But if an hour if a video was let's say an hour long and I was five minutes in and I haven't gotten like anything juicy yet That's okay Because I still have 55 more minutes of content and it's full of something You know, it's 54 minutes of something so I'd assume. Yeah, sure in the first in the first 5% of your video or whatever I I don't know if you that's where all of your good stuff would be You know, you'd want to And plus this this video is clearly following a structure Which is commenting Off of his video his video is the blueprint for mine So if he saw something in the middle of his video, then it won't be until around the middle of mine that I get to it And if I cover their intros as well, then that's probably not going to be the most substantive stuff Everyone's saying it by odd. I mean, I'm not against it. Uh I could could watch the rest with him Good To well, so send me um, give me a message on discord. Um I think it was it karina versus instead of I don't know if to call them smug or not. I don't know if that's their actual name Um, yeah drop drop a drop a thing. This should be a link to the discord in In the description, so it's poke me on on discord. I'll keep an eye out for it Remember what this kid was talking about before rags just went on insufferable rants Did anybody rants? I don't think they were even ranty Honestly, I think it was fairly succinct. I like your answer I'm glad How do you know what he was actually talking about the last thing he mentioned was spider man And he's going into ridiculous detail about controversy and bullshit. What are you? Why have you lost the thread? You've lost the thread completely But it's not ridiculous detail You even said you even had to like look it up and stuff yourself. I I wasn't going into ridiculous ridiculous detail I was just referring to some of the controversies and saying yeah, this is probably why people talked about it It made sense. It was very straightforward. It was very simple That's like you forgot kid was even talking about I only remember spider man because I've seen this video before but No rags is like so when rags built this video it would be he's playing it He is what brand table says responds to it then continues. There's no like it's going to be really hard for rags to lose the plot Yeah, it is it is legitimately really difficult. I I really like this structure of video Really easy to follow through with and you and sorry I want to make a separation between what rags is doing what we are doing right So so rags puts this into a timeline and then animates all the stuff on top of it and thus has to listen going through it I listen to it so much because that the visual animations here animations are stretched but putting the pictures on I have to Like it it's matched up to the words. I have to pay a lot of attention to the words Which helps me at it by the way because sometimes I catch things in the Visual part that I'm like, oh wait, that's obviously it's not a thing But theoretically like if I would if if that was the only thing we did I could after every one of them rewatch them and chop out every last piece of of pause or miss speaking and and you know refine them as podcasts which is You know just another format of video making and what i'm suggesting is the rags would have heard his responses He would have heard the arguments and then he would have he knows what he's doing It's just really this format is really obnoxious It is notice that this video is almost two hours long By the way, this is my favorite I think this is my favorite format to listen to other people do as well because I get like two videos in one Well, funnily enough, yeah I don't know sound It's not gonna sound biased because I I made a similar type of thing before it even knew you existed So yeah, we we both like this kind of thing and then if have is that kind of thing The video plays we talk that we let the video carry on Isn't this literally his format right now? Yes Yeah, I guess so, yeah Wow, like I'm busy doing a thing. Why don't you follow something? Uh, you're like an old man fart. Oh god It's just like a like a like a squirt A air squirt Hello I can barely hear him. Yeah, turn it up Turn on my mic. Sorry about that. Um I haven't used discord very often. So it's might be a little embarrassing voice and video All right, um How you doing we've been checking out your video Yeah, I know um admittedly I'm really embarrassed because this video um what you're seeing right now is the old version of this I actually took it down and uploaded it because actually um People pointed out some very uh blatant things to me and I was like, oh my i'm a fucking idiot um Normally, uh, I just wanted to say that um, I'm the only person who gives an opinion and for some reason this one was Uh, really dumb. This is not really representative of what I this doesn't really represent me as well as it should Um, all right Uh, I'm trying to think of So let's just try and I'm trying to think of what was like in the video. So Uh, the controversy is with captain marvel like so do you do rags? His point was that everyone's still talking about captain marvel because loads of shit happened around the movie rather than just being the movie like that was why My addition to the the trailers and the fact the film was out and the deleted scenes had brought it back into This course of film and there's a lot of info that we can use and it's very content rich Mm-hmm Even brown table eventually Fought what he said here was kind of stupid the whole like why don't people talk about spider-man it's coming out It's like there's nothing to say about spider-man other than like yeah, it's cool that it's coming out looking forward to it But um captain marvel like I don't know if you remember when the deleted scene came out with the dawn and everything It just reignited the whole discussion feel yeah, like a lot of people Defending it and defending say oh captain marvel you go girl You you show that guy what and they were defending her behavior and actions And it was like really disgusting and that's what this whole video is about is brown table is essentially defending her actions and that is I mean thus the name of the video what captain marvel does in that scene is outright villainous and horrific I can understand that yeah, and to be honest. I feel dumb because in that same video I didn't I didn't get to the whole deleted scene. I probably should have showed the end of that But I didn't so that was a big dumb dumb move on my part. So I'm All right, well, but um At the same time, I do have an opinion on that deleted scene. It was kind of um So I remember you saying you guys laughing at the the whole sexual harassment kind of thing and I thought well wait a minute now If well, that's because it's not sexual harassment. Yeah, it's not sexual harassment. That's why we laughed at it Well, I know I think um, well, I'm a bit of a contentious thing about that because it's uh, if you like Could you picture yourself doing that getting yourself in her face when she clearly ignores? He's not in her face at all. That's that's not really the case Not like in her face in her face, but I mean he's not in her face Yeah, they're at a they're at a totally normal distance between two that two people would be at for any conversation in public I will admit um assaulting him. I don't think he deserved that at all Yeah And and we said that we even said that him with the map was like I wouldn't do that myself I don't think he should have done that, but I think that's such a tiny thing Like if I if I was if I was captain marvel and especially knowing what my what I was capable of like power level wise Knowing that this guy could not possibly even dream of harming me in any way I would Certainly not go to that level, but even if it was just like one person and another person I would be like that that'd be annoying and I'd say what are you doing? Like you're being a weird person like this isn't isn't helping your case or I don't I don't want to talk Um, but yeah, I think her reaction to his his slight slight was uh Extreme in villainous Yeah, and I don't know if I would classify how about a smile as like like how we classifying I just To go in this far because I feel like at that point like I don't know man. Just just like hey a smile, you know I feel like if if we call a man politely asking an attractive woman that he sees To smile if we called if that is our bar for what sexual harassment is then like Oof man Yeah, I feel like if that's the case then what he what she did in response should just be classified as murder, I guess It's like fuck it. Let's just go crazy So it's violence. I mean like I was looking at it at the perspective of I would definitely not do this in real life And if somebody did that to me in real life, I would be Faked out if you're if you're a woman and some man approaches you like that All right, I'm a woman Let's talk about this if a man approached me and asked me If I was lost making fun of what I'm wearing because if I was wearing that then yeah That seems like a logical thing Uh, he was not sexually harassing her in any way Uh, he was flirting with her. She was an asshole and then she assaulted him robbed him physically harmed him Robbed from a store and what took off with his motorcycle. He did absolutely nothing wrong She was the one that offered The handshake that initiated the contact. She was the one that was an asshole the entire time So there is absolutely no excuse and trying to say oh, let me put myself in like the shoes of a woman uh I don't know any woman that's going to watch that scene And think that you know, he was the one doing anything wrong Again, I don't think the um What she what he did was that was that bad in retrospect and admittedly knowing that that happened afterwards And I didn't kind of show that made me look really bad. I I will admit that straight up. Yeah, and uh I and one of the biggest criticisms when I only covered 11 minutes of the video and that's yeah And I'm fighting like well, you know, I listened to this and I'm kind of like I already feel like he's kind of Being a little bit dishonest with brown table. Immediately. I didn't know who brown table was like if I knew him better Maybe I would understand. Well, I don't know brown table. Really I have I've just gone by what he says in his videos that he posts publicly and the stuff that he comments on I don't feel like I have to know him To you know respond to the things he's saying and if he doesn't believe them then he shouldn't say them And present them as what you know what he believes in what he thinks um I I don't I don't feel like I have to get into his psyche to really I mean It might be interesting to know it might inform me as to why he's saying the things he's saying But I I don't think that would be like an excuse Yeah, so that um, I probably should have I could have done a lot better on That this video was the reason I don't do live Does anymore because I found I get lazy with them. So yeah, and admittedly I did that well, what is um Is there anything that I say in the video that you do? Uh, like still have a contention with anything that I say that you disagree with anything That still would hold up that we can talk about I would say the only major thing is really that captain marvel is one of the worst movies ever made. I was kind of like Well, you know, I think your point hinged on that quite a lot saying that just like Um, not really actually, um, it's it's actually totally the so captain marvel could have been a nine out of ten incredible stellar movie But this video is about the deleted scene Specifically brown table's opinion on the deleted scene and the stuff that he says about people who have an issue with it um, the quality of the film doesn't even really have Anything to do with the points that I'm making He just thinks that the film is good or that it's okay Or whatever it is. And so I think that it's terrible Um, if you ever do I know an hour and 51 minutes is you know It's almost two hours of time to devote to something that you might not have an interest in But there is a reason I do bring up Mahler's video. It is very comprehensive Um, it goes into a lot of the issues with the film. I suppose we can jump over to that You um, I I suppose from my title you thought that I was trying to say that I found it to be a middling movie It represents my emotional response But what I'm talking about like structural with writing is a disaster in that film It takes me two hours to go through every single thing they they fuck up in the movie But at the end I'm like Yeah, it was captain captain marvels are very very like like it doesn't move me in in anger or in celebration or anything It was it was such a meh experience and yet the writing itself though is like I said structurally characters plot willed and um Thematically trying to argue like the the issue is is uh women need to believe that Like that their power is just uh being repressed But it doesn't make sense because captain marvel beats the person who's telling her to to like hey chill out Stop stop expressing yourself. Let's say allegorically. She beats him and at the end of the film He's like hey, give me a fair fight and she says no and beats him There's no I don't understand how that could possibly Give anybody any sense of a message about like how to operate as a as a woman in real life when facing oppression She doesn't face any Um her her her neck brace the thing that keeps her depower doesn't even work And but but it wouldn't matter if it did because she's still more powerful And basically anybody in the movie prior to it being released and afterwards she's godlike No one can beat her We're lucky that Thanos managed to get the lucky punch off Yeah, this like the issues with captain marvel they bleed over into other movies and even retcon prior ones Um, it's not an isolated bad movie. Which is unfortunate. Um, it's well That's why some movies that are really terrible sort of get quote unquote a pass because they're sort of self contained Uh captain marvel as a movie kind of fucks with other shit, um, which is annoying certainly and it's definitely not something that we want to encourage No, I take it and um, originally you guys saw the old version I guess somebody downloaded it and sent it to you because yeah that version has been And that oh really? Yeah, I've got uh, I've got it and Uh, if it did would is there that's why I'm I was asking a moment ago Like what I guess what what holds up. That's why we've kind of stopped. I suppose Um, what like holds up in terms of Stuff I said that was wrong or incorrect or anything that I said that I guess is is still Like you still have an issue with because we could talk about it and we can uh, we could say it holds up or not Uh, the biggest thing admittedly. I think the whole deleting reviews thing was uh, been a misinformation because I saw On um on a google which part which part was the information? Uh, which part was the misinformation? It was right around um, like them deleting reviews. It was about like to increase the tomatoes for right? So they would say oh, they're deleting negative reviews so they can increase the tomatoes for As far as I know, that's what happened Yeah, you're actually disputing that they deleted like 50 000 reviews I'm not I'm not disputing that. I said that was true. No, I said that was true But like that's the only point that's pretty true from my point to be accurate And yeah, my whole the whole point that I was making was that because of that happening reasons aside motivations aside the fact that it was done Is enough to get you to be like, okay So they deleted 54 thousand reviews That's something that people are going to notice and they're going to talk about and there's going to be speculation And people are going to present information on you know, both sides The reason doesn't really matter as long as it actually happens No, not even that even if it didn't happen, but everybody was talking about it potentially happening That's still a controversy that generates attention Actually, yeah, it makes a lot more sense now. Um Yeah, it makes sense Um, um, what was uh, how do you think it was this is on that the like the whole um, oh, yeah Oh, yeah, so I know uh rags. I'm pretty familiar with your channel. I've watched quite a few videos I like your videos back in the day Um, so I know you know, uh, what review bombing is right. Um, I was just wanted to ask how do you They're just deleting review bomb I I don't know Yeah, but then again, that's not related to your point. So yeah, I so my current belief is I think that rotten tomatoes Would especially because we're talking about disney here and the mouse knows no moral boundaries um I Your rise of skywalker thinks a good example. So I've seen some videos of people who have malon is an excellent example um, so With the rise of skywalker, it has been perpetually on rotten tomatoes at 86 approval rate from pretty much its inception To I think it's still the case. In fact, I can check but the rise of skywalker Because I'm actually a little bit curious Tomatoes Let's give this a clicky click here. It is currently 86 positive after 98,259 So it's really suspect that you have an audience score that stays at perpetually 86 positive Really really weird, especially with how pand it's getting by critics and with all of the all the stuff that's going on with You know in film stuff In this doubly so after the Whether you hated it or loved it The divisiveness of the last gen i right so You have people coming out and saying so I went through a lot of these reviews and they have a lot of copy pasted stuff A lot of these reviews are super positive and they use the same Like copy pasted comments that they've been able to control f fine stuff of that nature. So I believe that rotten tomatoes Absolutely has a They're not to be fully trusted when it comes to this stuff And I know that disney has a lot of say in the industry. They do a lot of shenanigans Um, they don't really have any moral scruples So I totally believe that numbers are not always what they seem I'm More convinced than not Especially nowadays that when people say oh the bots. Oh the trolls. It's just used as a dismissive kind of You know, sort of it's used dismissively Like if we just call this group, maybe it's true is think maybe it's true that it is a huge amount of bot accounts But I'm extremely Suspect of whenever people use that as a as an excuse to do anything That makes any sense No, I hear you and you know a lot of that is hard to argue with so um, I Disney does have plenty of reason to um Take down negative reviews and all that stuff and you know, that's that's really hard to argue with Yeah, like if if this was a if this was a little indie film by um by by just some company or whatever and I mean, I think that the issue is that when disney's involved with stuff This is why I have a lot of I guess I don't borderline personal issues with we call them disnoids Here on e-fab people who are like super fans of disney products when disney is a very very sketch company right Like I Whenever they're involved with things my brow. It goes up. I've got some I've got some questions And I'm very skeptical a lot of stuff when it goes around with them Disney has been very progressive in a lot of the ways that you know, the force is female and etc etc so with captain marvel and it's very pro-women feministy kind of Um message whether you agree with it or not Um, I think that it would be in their best interest to really make it seem as if it did good if it didn't Then again, it made a lot of money. So How much of that is owed to which sections is it because it became it came right before in game? Is it because of the insane marketing done? Is it because of media hype? Reasons be what they may There's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of variables and I think a lot of it is Just being able to recognize regardless of whether or not it's true The controversy itself can be worth discussing either way Um, and let's say that it is totally 100 true that 54,000 of those reviews that were deleted Were actually totally they were bots. They were downvote negative bots and which case then I would be like Yeah, it was a good thing that they deleted them But I don't trust disney and I don't trust rotten tomatoes. They ruined that trustworthiness And that's one of those long-term negative impacts that companies have on people when they're constantly pulling these, you know shenanigans Oh, sorry, that was my bad. No, no you're fine. Go ahead Someone talk. Yeah Give me a second guys. I'll be right back. Yeah, um Anna. What are you gonna say? Oh, I was just gonna say, um, well remember they removed the entire want to see because it got down to like 17 percent So they just removed that. Yeah from rotten tomatoes Didn't they do something with tlj where they got rid of um They added that something happened. I think it was I forget what it was Um, I wish I could remember at the moment, but they changed it might have been rotten tomatoes They changed something about how reviews were tallied or able able to be entered in because of tlj um I don't know. Maybe it'll come maybe it's put in chat can jog my memory I think I heard a story about that too. Yeah, they changed it around that which uh I mean they changed they changed the rules sometimes. I'm kind of like it's kind of hard to say anything like Depending on which side of the internet you're on you're gonna believe whatever Whatever your camp of me Well, I mean that implies that you only get your information from people and you don't do the research yourself That is true, which I try to avoid and to be honest, um, I kind of fucked up in that scenario And I'm I'm going to admit and I took a A lot of things there's a reason I took that moller a bit out because yeah, I didn't serve my point at all I really I actually like moller. I'm subscribed to his channel. I think he's pretty good Okay, I have so many questions for you now I Was the I thought you said that all I do is nitpick to pad out the time Well, um, yeah, there's a reason uh, and yeah, that's the reason probably the reason I stripped it out That's all I feel like that's only sometimes true. There's a little bit Sometimes there's those little bits but like then again, I'm not really against nitpicking. So I don't know why I said that I was well, what's your definition of a nitpick if I can ask Like what would be an example of something that was just a nitpick that moller had in this video I wish I could point to a specific Well, well, what is a fundamentally? What would you classify as a nitpick? What is something that um might go on on about at length for like longer than necessary that doesn't really uh I guess it will change between people but like something extremely minor that you don't um, they To just like the way we say it is it's a valid complaint But it's a small complaint that has not a huge amount that affects much of anything, but it's still valid So I can understand that you you it sounds like you were saying that um, it's not just that it's the amount of time spent on it Uh, that almost makes you feel as though it's a it's maybe goes from nitpicking to excessive nitpicking And um, I suppose the reason I was probably looking for an example is that there may be nitpicks in in my captain moll review I feel like I do Nitpick in my videos, but I don't consider it a bad thing So I usually try and be proportional with my time on it versus how effective it is in terms of Fucking things up. Um, but of course we were talking about this just before you arrived Hello Greedo considers the hyperspace kamikaze a nitpick which Baffles us like that. It's a major fuck-up that screws up space battles forever If if you were to say something like that about my captain moll video about a particular point We would all be like, oh, oh gosh that that's a nitpick Um, so yeah, that's probably where the confusion might lie, but um, a lot of people use nitpick to mean a lot of different things That's all Yeah, that's true. And immediately I took that section out because I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about really I was doing it live and I didn't I'm not good at talking live really So I try to do it to get out of my comfort zone because I try to bury it That whole rant was really dumb and that's why I took it out eventually Yeah, then the rest of the video I was kind of like, uh Yeah, it just wasn't that good It's just funny because I got the impression I got the impression you really didn't like my videos, but Yes, I guess you do That's actually not true at all. I probably should have clarified, but again, I was live I would I'm very good live if I was writing a script. I would have been better. I would have said moller I generally like his content. I like what he does. I've watched your thing on H bomber guys dark souls 2 defense. I watched that quite a lot. That was one of my favorite Long with outlaw. Um, you talked about that one guy, uh Yeah, no Um, yeah, well, yeah, it seems like you like the gaming ones more than the movie ones. Maybe Yeah, so maybe maybe I'm just not versed on the movie ones. I do like, um, I watched more of the gaming stuff And I enjoyed them. I think they were really good. Yeah, I mean It's funny a lot of people cite the the ds2 stuff as their favorite things from from my channel I don't know if it's because they hate h bomber guy It's because I'm in it. Yes because mel's feature Kind of pretty out of panion on h bomber guy on one respect I like him when he does when he does his research on stuff, but other times when he gets a bit obnoxious on this Yeah, the only other thing I was I was interested in asking you is like, what do you think a review is supposed to be? Okay, so yeah, I I would join the I joined the I had around that point where you guys are telling me like, oh, how long does a review have to be and yeah I I did not explain that very well at all So what I was basing that off of is I usually watch things like red leather media Angry joe's review was about 30 minutes long. So I'm kind of like, you know If you were to get into everything in a movie And get around to like every single thing and maybe even every critique you usually would take 30 minutes At least I'm basing that off of the videos that I've watched on youtube 25 to 30 minutes. I didn't explain that and it sounds kind of dumb to But something yeah, you could talk about it as long as you want. Yeah, I just realized how dumb that's Yeah, because I think the red leather media rise of skywalk one. Isn't that 90 minutes? So 19 minute Star Wars review Oh, sorry, they call it is 70 minutes So an hour and 10 which is still if you would be okay with an hour and 10 I don't see why two hours would be unreasonable at that point. I guess Yeah, and immediately I watched a little bit of the captain marvel. I I probably Should have and that was actually the big thing rag sided So if I were to go after him on oh, you didn't explain why captain marvel is well He kind of cited a video. So I don't be dumb of me to assume that Yeah, and mostly it's just the quality of the film didn't really matter To the point of the video. It could have been a great movie But this scene was still been seen and that's all that it kind of needs to be To don't take care of that issue Yeah, and immediately I'm feeling embarrassed man because now everybody probably thinks everybody should have probably thinks I'm a fucking retard I would normally think higher of you now I was gonna say like I mean wanted to clarify a few things, but I mean you I'm very thankful you came on and wanted to talk about Corrections addendums whatever else you believe me e-fab chat and the community are going to be very very impressed You uh, you come on we've had I want to say like 15 instances of this compared to the Like 100 of people who are like I'm talking to you guys. You're the horrible people So I'm I'm one one thing you should know about me. I'm a very open-minded person I am I you know I make I admittedly I do make fun of people on my channel You know I do that stuff, but I don't ever do it for no good reason And I don't hate anyone I ever talk about I just I just give my opinion and I'm a little bit annoying I could be a little bit random But um, I don't I don't actively hate anybody. I'm just I just like to get critiques Obviously, I didn't do as good as I should have Very all right. Uh, yeah, um, I would say though that I I don't think that there's any uh When it when it comes to jokes about uh, exploding porta potties at the Tucson burrito festival I I don't think that's particularly in it particularly an anti-svw joke I think that joke is so incredible that it transcends all I was live I was live. I don't know why I fucking said some of the things I say This is why I don't do live anymore. Sometimes I just sound like you're fucking G I I guess it's just a matter of because I used to be more like this And I think I've mellowed out a lot more in that aspect and tried to be more objective And I think beef apps helped me a lot with that um, I guess not to I guess not to have don't be wearing the goggles. Don't be don't have the lenses on Ironic as that might sound but uh, don't have these lenses on in front of you Where you're I guess trying to seek out the reasoning for everything Uh, because sometimes like we see it all the time with like movie analysis where people try to dig really deep into why some things happen And sometimes it's just you know, it's really simple. It's just uh Sometimes it's just a joke or something like that. Um Because usually when something happens, that's political A lot of times it's really overt and obvious And there's generally enough of those to be able to point to those without having to jump too many conclusions Yeah, because we've covered uh, we covered no bullshit and he is hilariously bad Um, oh you guys actually Yeah, we need to do another episode for him sometime. He's so funny fool, um Actually, I actually talked about him recently He talked about like how the last of us to like naughty dog hates fathers make like a tweet and I'm like, what the fuck Sorry hates what? He hates like he can't he showed his tweet of naughty dog There's like a three-second clip where it said um happy father's day on the naughty dog twitter and people and he took that to mean Oh, he hates fathers because they know that joel dies and oh, yeah, that's a weird Yeah, weird one. I know I I remember when that tweet came out and everybody was posting pictures of a beat-up bloody joel And they're like, yeah a happy father's day. That's what we were as we were all feeling. Yeah That that that game was a trip The last of us too. Yeah, I thought the story was shit for the record and um, I thought the gameplay was good I mean clearly they got to go through crunch time clearly the developers had to just kill themselves to make this game Well, I could appreciate all the good animations all of the world is wonderful and beautiful and everything It's been certainly a long way back to it Yeah, the story was just shit and I can't redeem it You know, I was gonna say like oh the people were over exaggerating, but no, that's actually not true The story is just really shit damn Okay, I know hot take guys hot take up in here Well, I don't I mean, I wouldn't have known where you stand It is quite a lot of people say it's the tlg of games loads people think is a masterpiece if Some people think it's amazing a lot of people think it's terrible Super divisive, and it it has certainly ruined the reputation of that company We've covered four big videos on loss of us too. They've been staggering their argumentation. Absolutely. They've been rough Yeah And mainly I saw angry Joe ripping into it and like hearing him explain it is just like, oh my god They actually wrote this like but granted I can kind of forgive a bad story because games are just really tough to make And they take multiple years and they have staff changes in between that too So like things will get lost in translation. So like, okay, the story's bad You know too bad the story was the biggest upside to the first last of us Was like, oh, but um, yeah, if you fuck up that badly on a game that's very story Intric, uh, yeah, you I deserve a lot of shit for that So it's more character focused and story focused really. Um, that's true Uh, especially the first game really really simple story It's just people are really attached to the characters and really good character work can save a dollar even a bad storyline Yeah, man dollar bad plot They've been working on that game for almost a decade. They had plenty of time to get it right and they didn't Well, I think they executed exactly what they thought they just thought it was good Yeah, they thought like the from the from the hero superhero cards of their names and everything and the way that they've been talking Like man, the writers for the last of us who thought they were hot shit Certainly druckman does so He was in christmas of halloween christmas of halloween question guests main like guests because if we asked everybody would just be stacked full I can't be doing that All right. Well, I appreciate you for letting me on mauler. I've taken every criticism and um, I I object to very little of it. Um, so I'm gonna try not to be an idiot Oh, and I'm glad you were able to let me on and stuff because um, absolutely Very few people do what you've done And it has always ended up being a positive for the people who do it One of them is actually one of our regulars Um, but we've a multiple um Let's see. There's j morey already It's no mind gaming just right could technically count with the u thing that happened. Yeah, uh Uh closer look Um Yes chat helps out But we've got some Yeah, tonal Yeah, tonal. That's right. Yeah, of course It's hard to even think that at one at one point. He was uh on the other side of things, but um Yeah major league right some of the crime work that's Always uh always good when people actually come on it's always uh Yeah, no, thank you um for coming on. I appreciate it I actually didn't think I I would be able to get on here with 6,000 people. I mean, I never thought that would ever happen But um, I'm glad you guys On that when someone someone's video is on and the person is in and chat Yeah, they help us out a lot get him on get her on whatever Who this okay? I sent you two super chats. Yeah, and I was saying like yeah What you got there was the old video, but the newer video wasn't exactly any better. So Uh, yeah Well, I like um, yeah My main goal is I try to be as objective as I can and I negative comments I'm not gonna say they don't bother me, but like, you know, they they do get to me a little bit But I try to be um as objective as I can be I'm not closed-minded The the whole reason I do the series I do on my channel is to try to understand Someone else's arguments and maybe I don't always Um, may I ask you a question? So in the beginning of this video You were talking about how you used to like rags and like his gaming coverage content But then you got on this tangent about how he switched over to like anti sjw So I kind of want to know what the problem was because that had nothing to do with him Covering the video So Um, so he kind of did to be honest. He did Yeah, I definitely did. Yeah I guess it wasn't relevant to his point at all. You're right about that Well, I want to know what like why do you have an issue with that kind of content? Or is it you only specifically like to watch gaming? Stuff because that seems what you like the mall or andrax I know I lost some people when I swapped But I think that was mostly because I established myself as a pc console channel and then eventually it just was I got bored of it of the topic and I think I'd made my point And so I just wanted to move to something else that I found interesting and that I cared about I understand that for sure And I guess it's maybe just uh speaks a little bit to the little politics thing because politics is always a shit flinging contest Which is why I don't like to get into it too much. I like to be a little more away from it myself. Yeah And I get worse on you And I guess most of that will have to be just political differences because I I just seen the anti Community like I've seen them kind of in decline. I used to watch your videos I used to like a lot of them, but it was just like they're kind of done Um, I think a lot of them have just sort of kind of they did what I did with pcs and consoles. They just I'll I've I've seen this stuff before I've done it a lot And I guess they just move on to something else because Like with me I'm moving to more media focused stuff. I have no doubt that there will be some Social and political commentary in there at places, but it will be a much smaller portion of the stuff that I say But eventually you just get tired of talking about it It's just especially nowadays when everyone's talking about politics and everyone's talking about this and that and this and that And it's also political and everything so fierce and Just intense and you just sometimes you just want to talk about movies and games and stuff and it seems so much more relatively easy going in a way um So I just wanted to want to break from it for a little bit No, I think you actually pointed out a lot of things that um, I've actually started to that's exactly how I started to feel towards the guys You know, I liked all the far worse stuff I noticed it happening around captain marvel and brie larson like people think i'm a big brie larson fanboy I'm really not I think she's kind of funny sometimes. I don't think she deserved most of the hate she I think she deserved a little bit of it. I she said something stupid I will never say that brie larson did not say something stupid the whole 40-year-old white dude I won't say that that was a smart thing to do but like She she was trying to be a she was trying to be a joke. I took it as a joke But hopefully everybody else didn't and full of still up contentious with me To this day, but yeah, well, I mean it wasn't supposed to be a joke she said it and at a wrinkle in time panel and she was told to say it by avidou vernay and When the movie itself is about a little girl who is half, you know, white and half black trying to find her white 40-year-old father So it was a very ignorant thing for her to say at that kind of event And I mean it's like you don't even watch the movies that you guys are trying to promote Yeah, and um, as redlet media pointed out, uh, a lot of 40-year-old white dudes on older reviewed it positively Um, yeah, I saw that video too Yeah, no, that's definitely true. And yeah, I agree with all I would agree with all that stuff. It's just like, uh, but um I don't know if this is something about her tone just maybe take it and she said like She could have took that award show what I admire about it a little bit is that Took that award show that could have been about herself and she made it about a bigger issue Now whether you agree with the politics or not Is like it's give or take but the fact that she did that what it could be her chance to just brag about You know being a winner and all that stuff. I find something commendable about that. I like people like that's just me All right, I All right. Yeah, that's Fair enough. Yeah But I'm not I'm not a big Brie Larson fan girl. I'm not gonna fangirl for Brie Larson I'm just gonna I'm gonna defend I defend anybody who's treated unfairly If so, if I feel like someone's treated unfairly no matter who they are I will I want to be there to say no, this is not fair I I feel like her her commentary came across as virtue signaling look at look how good I am In a different sort of way It's it's like I I need to appear as if I care about all these things and Unfortunately, that was done by trying to lower somebody else to bring someone else upwards When those things don't Yeah, just I mean Plus a lot of people just don't want Politics and social issues and everything some people want to be able to watch movies and watch sports And just watch movies and watch sports because it just wears a lot of people down um And the in the more and more we see of that the more and more people are just gonna turn away What we see with sports for example um And and getting are getting just kind of getting away from that is something that I sort of want to do to a degree Uh, not leave it, but just to get more into I I guess there was a point in time where I thought oh, we can just review movies and It'll be nice and things will be so much more simple But the more e-fap we do is like oh, you didn't like this movie. You hate women Oh, you didn't like that game. Well, you must hate that's that's uh Yeah, I I'm gonna make these character judgments about you as a person because you didn't like these things And I think we all get that shit flinging part of the internet. I think it's mostly twitter That's like that twitter just seems to be like this big shit flinging contest for everybody involved or like everybody's calling everyone else Like all this stuff. I've gotten some of it on twitter Yeah, I hate twitter twitter has done more harm to humanity than Jesus I'm glad I got kicked off that place. I'm glad I'm out of there The only worst place is probably twitch I've heard a lot of bad stuff a lot of a lot of weird stuff about twitch. I don't like it myself Not to say that youtube is some you know, I do YouTube has been making some very questionable decisions to yeah I'm not I'm not gonna be defending youtube anytime soon. I've seen ea f lemons entire Downward spiral series on youtube and I'm like, oh shit. It was so much better like five years ago So we're probably gonna continue with our third video for the night. Um, is there anything else you wanted to talk about? I think I think I've got everything down. No, I agree with all you guys said and I'm glad you got Glad you let me on here mauler. I it's amazing to get to talk to you guys I mean, yeah, and again, thank you for coming on. Thank you for talking through them and uh been fun Mm-hmm. Good stuff I will admit I hesitated a bit. I was good. I was scared chat was gonna hate me But like uh, if I got on here if I if I try to be as reasonable as possible I think I'll be okay in the end and yeah, you know, I'm talking to very reasonable people. So that's good I uh, think that was a good call. I think that was a good decision I think it's gonna definitely be positive for you All right, I will tell you one last thing. I do not hate you as a person. I actually quite like you I think you're I think you're funny. I think you hit the nail on the head a lot of the time Thank you very much But um, obviously when it comes to politics, I'm gonna be a little bit in uh, a little bit of disagreement I don't agree with everything you do and how you portray I just felt like he was portrayed unfairly and But that was my fault for not watching the whole thing Maybe I should have watched brown tables video first before doing that because maybe I would have understood Well, I think I cover all of his video in mine So if you watched if you watched his video then watched my video You'd be watching more than you needed to because I think all of his is in mine um One of the reasons why the video is like an hour and 10 minutes, but um brown tables great He's he's uh, he's great for memes. He says a lot of silly stuff. Um So he's good good content fodder in a way Um I hope to be more of a brown table Okay, so I should I should have actually seen him before I did. Yeah, it was great hanging out with you guys Uh, thanks again for everything No problemo catch you around See you later Well, well yet again e-fap is able to talk to destroyed art destroyed art um So, yeah, I mean, I guess that kind of uh That video is Is it's been covered now? I guess, you know, I don't know what to say. Um, we've got one more Hooray, this one The title is the last Jedi is great and that is our final word And uh, the thumbnail says the last and that is our final word Yeah, it would I think it would be okay if they said that's our last word It's like okay, but the title says the last fucking word the last Jedi is great. It's like it. Hmm Well, maybe they didn't want to double up on the word last Someone is it's someone ending the discussion on the last Jedi. We were told by the first video that that's mean Better not be doing it. So yeah I'm gonna do a toilet break first. So yeah, that sounds like Fine everyone do your little toilet brain. I drink so much water I'll I'll just hang out with the cool kids. How you doing Ania? Wow Crazy night, this has been how are we going for? Just just a couple a couple of years Oh my god. We passed four hours already. Okay. Well, I'm sure we'll be fine um Also, I forgot to remove uh people like why is nude rottics linked in the description? Um Going to be trying to trying to get them on at some point today didn't quite work out and that's totally fine We'll uh see about in a couple I'm trying to do a little bit of a round thing on like I miss some people in a hundred. We'll get them on for You know the next few episodes after Um, so yeah, I'll I'll knock that out of the the reupload otherwise. It's just gonna be confusing But um, yeah, uh Soon as they're done peeing we'll we'll check it right out. So it's it's crazy I'm actually at the point. No, it's like we've had quite a few people come on and uh Chat about their videos and they never end in you know Misogyny and and shouting and racism. It's weird I think it's because you guys are so nice So we're totally willing to just like hear them out, which is It doesn't work very well for people who hate the show. I would imagine Mola doesn't ask his guests to talk often enough. Yeah, I'll talk Talk talk talk talk talk There you go. I'll do it for the next few hours All right, sure. All right, it's okay. Um The Overall sort of just uh the theme tonight. I think it's just been you know You gotta you gotta take you gotta look back some of your work sometimes you gotta realize that maybe you aren't A critic and you are a comedian and then you change locations entirely What are you working on these days? Anyway, what's what's next? Am I working on uh, I guess things I'm Kind of working on an Artemis foul. Oh Oh god It was a very foul movie Is that one a movie that works for like a potential reaction thing? Is it is it that bad or is it just meh? It is Yeah, because I'm a huge fan of books First book so It's yeah, it's like it's personal to me how much it actually just kind of destroys everything good about the first book Is it getting a sequel? Then a movie I kind of doubt it they don't they don't set it up in any way that it could actually continue with the books So I don't know I thought it was interesting that like nobody talked about it a few days after it came out Other than sharing that one scene that I saw on Twitter like three times Yeah The one thing that they actually kind of adapted like Literally from the books. Oh, that's in the books Yeah, the yeah that the dwarves taking the dirt and they shit it out Yeah, that was actually in the books. That's like the one thing that they had to take and Well, yeah, I'll be very hesitant to watch it because I read the books when I was a kid And I don't want it to like crush my soul I've not read the book. So I'll be interested to see if it I'm sure I think it's a great movie God What is what is autumn's foul about? Artemis foul. Well Okay, so the author Normally called it died fair I have returned And So, yeah, the first book is an excellent. There's a villain antagonist. He kidnaps a fairy and Uh, how do I how do I describe this? Because the rest of the series isn't anything like that I'm really a fan of the first book Be quite honest. It's yeah. Yeah, it's a villain. Yeah. He kidnaps a fairy for their gold and it's more of a thriller Um Trying to battle against these fairy forces Yeah, I don't I don't really know how to put it Just read the book go read the book you'll understand first book Oh, I'm back kidnapping fairies for the gold. I'm not you know, I'm not interested I didn't Yeah I thought fairies wouldn't like gold because gold is like a Because in the old like in old western mythology you have How fairies couldn't touch like iron it would hurt a fairy if it touched iron because it's like a man-made abomination it would it took stuff from the ground and it it separated it and turned it into shape that warped nature to suit man's desires and wants so it was Like like a fairy of the forest they couldn't touch it That's cultural appropriation. I think maybe They belong to the those So anyway Let's check out the last fucking word on the last chapter. Okay, this should probably be the last one we have to cover, right? Do we have to though? It's not that long. It'll be fun The last Jedi came 2017 and I for one am sick of hearing complaints about it and having to defend it and arguing with people and essentially just ranting about why people are wrong. I like this. Um I like the the creative decision to wear black in front of a black screen Interesting. Yeah, certainly bold one, but you know set the tone Dislike it in the way What is this? What his t-shirt say? I don't know. I guess we'll see it if if he maybe he'll jump now He doesn't look like he can jump but if he like, you know, like list his arms up or Who knows maybe I'm curious. Well, usually they like have that so that way they can promote something So that's why I'm like is that his like brand or something? Well, they'll wear a a pop culture reference like a star wars t-shirt or an avengers t-shirt or something Like as they're reviewing as they're reviewing a disney movie. They'll have a disney shirt on or something like that Like hey guys, I have a shirt. I'm I know what I'm talking about The way that they do but One more for the road can't hurt. His name is Sean. He talks about things. Oh god It's blue bantha milk. Oh, it's a star wars shirt. That was so right. Oh my god fucking nail That drags your infuendo. That's racist Before we begin, um, check out the links below. No Patreon and our t-public site to get some of this sweet merch Any support that you can give us is much free. It all ties in ranks. What the fuck? Oh my god We're all everyone's right. We've we've been doing this too many times You all see this like a bird just flew in my house. I'll be right back A bird just flew in your house Cook it. How dare you pay for rent if you wish to stay Appreciate it allow us to keep making content. So, um, yeah on with the show Come on There were two major complaints about you doing that thing. I hate the little tiny clip of the one word It's fine. It's fine. We'll let him go. I hate it But particularly get under my skin and wind me up The first one is when people say the movie is objectively bad And really you can't say that something like a movie, which is essentially a subjective art form Oh, fuck yeah, I don't know. Move away from move away from weird art. Get away. No, no I didn't even want to talk about it. Just substantiate your claim. I'm sick of it at all When people say that, I think that they know they are relying on the colloquial Usage of these terms and how floaty they can be and they're relying on people who hear that to fill in the blanks themselves It's just that's sure. No, I'm angry again It's the black hole of discussion around this is when the term art is being float is floating around It's just so broad. It's intense. How broad it is Be bad and we're using objective here in the sense of like An idea or not even an idea, but like it's a fact. No, this is not part of adherence to a standard Mm-hmm Without bias I mean you can have objective acts if you're gonna use objective in the sense of truth and truth being that which comports to reality Then sure, but that's not really how we're using it when we're talking about it here. Um It doesn't even have to be intrinsic. It's just Does it adhere to a standard or to a definition? I need nice and some feelings and You can't really have that with art art and criticism of art is By definition subjective wrong. It's all bad. So I'm gonna reveal something here. I've already seen this video I had it on when I was playing some full guys. Oh my god. Keep what he just said Keep keep what he just said in mind. It gets very funny based on opinions and particular writers takes and feelings Oh, I'm gonna guess I haven't said I'm chat. I'm not like mauler I'm not a cheater like all the halloweeners are cheaters Just like I said I think they doth protest too much So i'm gonna make a prediction. It's that he Either calls the room Or some other famous bad movie bad without any qualifiers and doesn't even think about it That actually I'm not even referring. I think he does that but i'm referring to something else No I think I think he does that The shirt i'm on fire Their experiences and all that kind of thing So if we were to say that the last jedi was objectively anything If we we'd have to look at the facts and the facts are it got this rotten tomato score Oh my god. What no, what are you doing? I mean, yeah, the facts are this is the rotten tomatoes reported score for the movie Yeah, aggregate site that by the way it gets a as long as it's above 50 percent It's count as like a hundred percent right as long as it gets it's like fucking retarded the way they do it Is it 50 or 60? I can't yeah, whatever means fresh and then that counts toward a perfect score A fresh I think is it 60 plus for fresh? I think because a 60 that would be a three out of five stars Which is because a lot of movies use five star system also We ignoring the 60 would make us are we ignoring the tipped over popcorn partly the 44 percent Isn't that it's not the lowest audience? Versus the Yeah, that's what I mean Correct me if i'm wrong, but this is is this the lowest audience score for any stars movie ever Yes, it used to be the point of menace and now it is the last jedi in fact Let's check the job at a menace So jedi said bots all bots The fan of menace rotten tomatoes they Counting the holiday special Oh, yeah, I don't yeah, um I didn't think about counting that. Yeah, so uh the fan of menace has a 53 from critics and a 59 from audiences Hmm Everyone's telling me that cuties is the lowest. Yeah, I I I didn't I don't I wouldn't imagine This is the lowest score on the entire site just of star. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah Like batwoman's lower. Yeah. No, that one actually had some good On on rotten tomatoes, but only had like 10 reviews per episode This metacritic score. Oh who the fuck is And off a budget of around two million two hundred million dollars. It made this box office. That's Oh my god. Is that the specs you're going by? Yeah, transformers. Transformers Any fucking arguments you didn't yeah You were a little bit fucking reviews that don't give a shit about you're not do it. You're not defending anything greatly I guess he missed like Did you guys see uh when mar camel was giving like a talk at this college for Actors and he's like just because a movie makes money doesn't mean it's good and then you reference transformers In comparison to the force awakens Yeah, it was it was great. Um, he yeah, he said something about like all that it matters in hollywood It doesn't make money, but that doesn't mean it's a good film. And so I feel like this guy should watch that Also when you bring up that it made 1.3 billion Yeah, it made 700 million less than the movie that came before it And I like to address that it's always they always assume as long as it beats out its budget That means it was a you know brimming success Right at the rooftop. You know, it's like, I don't think so Realistically if we were gonna say it was objectively anything we'd have to say it is objectively good No, no Successful Then that's a stretch If your metric for good is made money, I would really want to question you on how much you actually consistently apply that Because I don't think you do. Yeah We've got to get to the basics Oh my god, that's not how you talk about movies because even Yeah, you're right. It's not Why don't you bring it up the worst it ever made like Manos the hands of fate worst ever made there you go rags. You're right Fucking nailed it. Well, you mean by worst breath. Can you tell that I've done this before? Yeah Troll 2 or the best of the worst movies You got Following and it still packs out midnight screenings So it's meaning well unless unless a movie is hated by you sound like someone on the board of directors He's doing the thing He's the so many people roll this out unless a movie is hated by everybody. It can't be objectively bad It's not consensus. Yeah, I don't know why It must be derived from the definition of like Uh a bad movie is one that is uh disliked and then objectively bad means it can't be liked by anyone That's like the logic they use I guess But what movie is unanimously not liked by there isn't everyone? I know Who said that? Yeah, but it's movies. It's just so it is Where are they getting that idea from? I don't know I've never heard it dead by anybody on either side of anything ever That's just the thing that they've conjured up as the straw man for objective quality All and suddenly and the entire population of the earth How could you say it's objectively bad? That's right. Oh my god. You can't I mean, yeah, this is pointless everybody on the planet could be wrong That doesn't that doesn't mean it comports with reality That doesn't mean it adheres to a standard If you tricked everybody on a planet into thinking a triangle had four Equal sides they would all be incorrect No Consensus bitch So this video is just over 10 minutes. I'm starting to figure out how Like I'm not even sure. Can this be hip for copyright or is it just is it in meme hood to the point where they don't I don't know. I'm sure I've used this in bits. So I think you're fine Troll 2 Originally when he said troll 2, I thought he was referring to like the new trolls movies like world tour and whatnot. I was like, uh, I mean, I guess it's bad Actually, it's not it's it's pretty funny. Oh, there you go. There you go The second complaint is that this movie is filled with bad writing As though the movie is broken at a building blocks level. Oh Now you're in our court for sure Welcome to our world. Yes. Yes 100 percent. Yes Yeah, now we're talking baby Like the problem is not with the people's opinions of the movies or a dislike It's it's a problem of the craft itself. You know, yes So now it's like I thought that's what we were talking about and it's like Okay, now we're talking about crap. I like, okay But bad writing is subjective too Right. So a movie being bad is subjective a movie having bad writing is subjective. Remember that he said it It's definitive There's a reason why i'm hyping this like listen to this excerpt from the bridges of madison county And he heard the words he whispered to her. Do what now as if a voice This is from the bridges of madison county Other than his own we're saying them Fragments of a wilka poem Around the ancient tower. I have been circling for a thousand years The lines of another ho chant He whispered to her of the visions she brought to him of blowing sand and magenta winds And brown peloton What the hell is this? I'm just looking at the pretty horses. Yeah, the horses are pretty. It's fine Riding the backs of dolphins What are you gonna hold on to when you're riding on the back of a dolphin you're gonna stick a finger in its hole and just When then he said that's the worst Yeah, so we read that out and I think the proof here is gonna be the that's terrible But you can't prove that it's terrible, but this that novel sold 600 million copies I don't okay, you're making the same point than before why did bother it's putting in two parts That's what I mean So he categorized it out as a separate thing, but it's simultaneously said you can't say writing is bad if it sells well So I don't yeah, it's it's an umbrella argument that you didn't need to repeat but he did but okay You know, it's fine and spent 143 weeks on the new york times bestsell list. Okay, so Maybe just because I don't like it doesn't make it bad. It's not the argument we're making Also, we're not talking about that craft. However, there is such a thing as objectively bad writing Oh, right. That's contradictory to what you said earlier, but am I crazy or is that just the opposite of what he just said? Yeah, well, that's like a literal direct contradiction like 40 seconds apart from each other. I don't know that we've ever had such a clean contradiction in each Have ever before he basically made two statements. They both ended in alternative ways. It's just like, okay You're gonna have to stick to one of those because the I mean those are dichotomous positions. Yes, um He is going to provide you with an example of bad writing What do you think is going to be at the core of this example in terms of why it doesn't work Nonsense. Oh, nobody, uh, bought it No um I might have I might be leading you to a place. You don't actually want to go. So so it's gonna be a contradiction He's going to appeal to the fact that it will be a contradiction and that is how you get to bad writing Oh, this video was bad writing. This video is fascinating to me. I just like He spent so long telling us all how wrong we are. He's about to bolster opposition. Wait for it Because writing writing has rules. Some can be bent others broken But there are certain things that have to hold together. All right, the whole thing collapses So take for example 2001's the planet the 8th by Tim Burton at one point mark walberg's character says this Can you show me how we're out here? I promise you I'll show you something that will change the world forever And while that's a cool line to put in trailers and all that It doesn't actually work in the film because the thing he's describing this this world changing thing He doesn't know it. So he finds it out a couple of hours later in the movie and he's shocked so Huh, hmm, but he wasn't lying in the moment Yeah, I I feel like I need more information for the movie because his point is incorrect So I haven't seen the movie so I wouldn't know I have seen the movie What he's he wants to show her the spaceship so that way he can show her like I'm from another planet where apes didn't rule the damn planet And he's trying to find the apes that he came to the planet with which they all think is the god Yeah, this video It seems to check out. Yeah, he's referring to a different thing. This isn't a contradictory All you had to do was find a contradiction. Okay, wait Look, you had one job. I'm willing to because he might be wrong on the reference Whatever, but you can tell what he's going for here, right? Yeah, what he's doing for it's totally nonsense an impossibility Um, which I find I just I can't get over because like he spent a decent portion of the video being like This is an impossibility to to generate the objectively bad and then his one example It's just a thing that is at the same time x and y, you know, you're just like, oh Um, a lot of people in chat are saying it does work in the film I I was actually I have seen it the mark will big one but not since it came out and I don't remember fucking anything about it at this point I just remember hella, all I heard is that it's bad. Carter and him had like a romance which is weird because she was a monkey Hey, hey people, right? Okay, she's an ape, but still it was weird Yeah, uh and As doth mark is just highly it's like our final word did no research on anti-arguments It's like this is weird for the final word, isn't it? She's really confusing final Feel like you should have really brought your a game for the final word Mm-hmm He's been doing it too much of that blue bantha milk. It's starting to mess with his brain Here he doesn't know a here So Most of the plot of the movie is him gathering people to go to this place To learn a secret that he doesn't know so that's objectively bad writing Okay, not even even that Summary doesn't work because you could be headed towards a secret And know that there's something there mysterious and not know what it actually is But but you'll know it'll wow the person you're talking to yeah It's like oh, we're going to try and they say that something that's does over there something mystical and magical They don't know what it is. It's mystery. Well, like I haven't been to the grand canyon But I know it would be pretty mind-blowing for someone who hasn't seen it as well Who didn't know there's a possibility Pictures don't do it justice. It's kind of mind-boggling. That's a big asshole That doesn't work With a slight bit of scrutiny that falls apart Also mark wallberg did a hate crime in the 80s and no one really talks about it anymore, but oh my god He went to prison and he's apologized to it so much That was random as fuck That's a thing. I fucking hate trump. That's the same fucking thing I fucking hate mark wallberg He embarrasses us every day with hate crimes So these people listen to themselves like they they do a video about a certain topic Then they just throw some random shit in it. That's like not even a joke or something It's like oh, by the way that person did the thing and nobody talks about it. All right next point. It's like You guys know what side I'm on now He's in a hate crime 40 years ago Wait, how old is mark wallberg to have done a hate crime in his fifties He did it when he was 15 and then I think again at 17 and he served time for it And he's apologized Oh, so oh, yeah, that's yeah. Well, yeah, he served his time. He's paid back to society It's done. It's over move on Well He must be socially ostracized and if you don't do it you will be compelled to Okay, the happening was his real punishment While planet the problem with structurally bad writing you can have bad writing that is broken on a sort of entertainment level. So if you take um, uh, the bond movie of you to a kill We as the audience find out you do not know what to do with your hands And he doesn't know what to do with his arguments. So explain to me like before you get into an example What the fuck you mean by it's is broken in an entertainment way I'm like so That could mean so many different things. Yeah, that I would even say that just based on that description that's subjective Yeah There are guidelines and you can argue the points, but I'd still say Ultimately, it's subjective if you're about to argue something that will end with you saying no one would find that entertaining And be like, oh, oh, I got I got news for you What the villain's plan is very early on and then we have to watch bond trying to work out what it is And it takes a really long time But the problem is we're not going on that journey with him because we already know the answers So we're just waiting for him to catch up with us And that doesn't work in terms of an entertainment thing No, that's totally god. Are you kidding me? There are so many movies where the audience knows Exactly what's going to happen and you know the person in the movie doesn't like my favorite movie is silence of the lambs Watching the movie. We know who Buffalo Bill is. We know where Catherine Martin is hidden We know what Hannibal Lecter is planning We know that he you know has the little pin and he's picking the lock while he's talking to Clarice We know that nobody in the movie knows that except for the people that have the knowledge in the movie It's a fucking fantastic movie and it's entertaining his health. What is this argument? Oh my god Let's say you're watching a movie that's based on a book that you've already read Can't be entertaining because I know how it ends and I know You know information that the characters don't know. Yeah, so Or the the the strict count of this I think would be if we didn't know until bond found out and then were to rewatch them The movie doesn't work the second you finished it, right? That's that's it You can't watch anything again Colombo that's a whole series where you always know who did the crime in the beginning Yeah, the the idea that that can't work to me is that would come under rules that can be broken Which is what he mentioned earlier like if someone said hey, you should probably have it So you figure it out with the dude. I'd be like that's a good rule of thumb, but you don't have to Because it'll keep us in suspense or whatever but there's total there's so many other things you could do but all right then Is wonderfully campy it doesn't work as a well-written piece of fiction You've not justified that claim whatsoever, but okay. Oh, yeah, he couldn't there's no way he could like Oh, I can't enjoy the movie off. Hello with laurence fishburn because I know that Spoilers he strangles his wife at the end and it's all iago's fault Boring already knew Now Admiral holdo not telling captain po dameron her plan That's not bad writing. Oh my god You I love the little little wiggle of his fingers the finger wiggle He's like now. I know what to do with my fingers. They've been waiting for this Oh wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. Yeah It's the wiggles. It's time This hurts my hand. That's incredibly good writing. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no Blame yourself charlatan And I'll tell you why oh good writing should elicit a response more than just being oh, that's nice It should be something That moves you on and so Wow, so here's a qualifier for good writing is stuff that brings full emotion out of you So it's like what if it didn't do that for me? Yeah What then like this doesn't work the standard is floppy at best An emotional level that stays with you that produces discussion and conversation after oh don't Oh It's good writing if we're debating about it and about how terrible it is for years to come That means it wins. It's good if if we're asking if it's good. Hey guys, the holocaust was good Stimulated discussion. Oh there. We're still yeah We were still talking about it. Must be great Yeah, I'm just going by his rules Do it and so we'll put you in the shoes of a character and you will go on the journey with them with po We're giving this character who we know and love from the force awakens That is a that is a crazy stretch. We barely know po I don't like we love him what? I just And also, I mean it's funny that this got brought up because if I could one of the first points We heard counted in in today's stream was er's point that it's like why aren't we following the main character's pose? So we barely know Yeah, kind of an interesting throwback I'm curious about the the mechanical sort of praise he's going to give here And all that cool stuff And we see him interact with leia leia as a character. We know pose a character. We know So when leia is dressing down, well, we know leia's past. We know what she's been through So we're like, yeah, that makes perfect sense. Well. Yeah, it's save that 30 year gap So also it doesn't make sense. He did a great job and she didn't recognize it And also is he gonna pull this out for luke's writing because oh, we know him even though he fundamentally Turned into a magical different person in the 30 year gap If it's going to be true for leia, would he apply the same standard for luke? Is he going to say that? Oh, well as a result because we don't know this character now because he's totally different Is it bad? Or is it irrelevant? Would talk to him like that and she would have the upper hand However, what brian johnson does is he removes leia brings in holdout Brand new character for us So suddenly you were faced with these two characters and the power dynamic is pretty much the same As what we've seen with po and leia Yeah, both the bitches are wrong They're just both wrong like this is the kind of simpleton who's like oh leia slapped po that means leia's correct Is like well, i'm not going to take the position that he who slaps is the correct person Um, but i guess that really worked for some people Oh, this is leia organa. She she's in charge if she slapped someone and tells them that they did a bad Then they must have done a bad Could you imagine if your boss slapped you because you did something wrong at work? Just that familiarity is gone So when holdout won't tell po the plan as she's not she's not beholden to do it Do you see the do you see the way he did that? Yeah, look away try and try and phrase it. That body language That body language tells you more than anything. Just look at it again familiarity has gone So when holdout won't tell po the plan as she's not she's not beholden to do Dude, that's some you you could You could animate that and it would be a perfect way to To display to the audience this character does not believe what they're saying This is like in a doubt. What are they thinking felps? Press x the doubt press x to doubt exactly She's not beholden to tell the captain what the plan is right. I mean like technically But it is insanely dumb. Yeah, it's it's an incompetence criticism. She's terrible at her job He's guilty He's also proven that he's cocky and he doesn't follow orders So he chose He chose not to destroy the whole fleet. He was ordered to let them like to not attack the dreadnought He said they're fleet killers. He chose to destroy it. He saved the fleet. This means he's cocky and doesn't follow orders If if you want to call people who save their lives and the lives of all the people they care about cocky Then we're operating on very different Definitions of wood. It's just fascinating that if my superior officer says shoot yourself in the face and I go no Then he's like you don't follow all it is You got terrible stoge Yeah, I guess I don't also mutinate But irrelevant it's simply it could simply come down to just chain of command But the thing is what the movie does is it takes us on that journey and we are on poe's side So while we are yes because poe is correct Because poe because hashtag poe did nothing wrong. Yeah So what the fuck is his point here? Because we went on a shitty journey. So it's a good writing I guess Our following and we want poe to succeed Also, this is a 10 and a half minute video. He's focusing most of his time on this point Even if he was correct, you still got 98 percent of the movie you worry about Even if this was correct, that doesn't magically change the less Jedi into a great movie. It's just less shitty All that distrust from holdo simply comes from unfamiliarity and poe's reactions to her. No Remember ray we were unfamiliar with ray at one point. We were unfamiliar with poe at one point We were unfamiliar with everybody until we see him the first time It's what they do. I can see a new character in like instantly like them and be on their side and sympathize with them But holdo's just a fucking cunt Yep, we're god damn fucking dressing or pink hair There's a war woman Yeah, it is purple. It's true. Is it pink? It's purple. It's lavender. Yeah, it's lavender because that's a it's important We got that detail correct. Okay. It's a trendy thing right now It is purplish. Yeah What let me ask let me sorry, let me get my team of internet To dredge the internet and find out in fact, they'll type out something like what is the color of admiral Holdo's here. They might It says purple Funds or research funds on the silly shit. Look at look at this. Look at this It's just got an actual answer Frequently asked questions However, when the plan becomes revealed and po feels like an asshole we feel like an asshole. No Feel like you should feel like with the information I had I was spot on and I did the correct Yeah, you can't like if I don't know if I just kept telling rags not to go into a particular room But he knew his parents were dying in there or something and he opens the door and activates a bomb and kills everyone They'd be like well rags. That was your fault. It's like, why didn't you tell him? It's like Chain of command Like man He he can only operate with the information that he was given and if information was purposefully Withheld from him. How could he possibly blame himself? Also this I this never works just right is the the go-to core example of being a Having to deal with what actually happens in the movie if this guy was in the call I'd be like he'll do the cycle. It's it's like a dialogue tree at this point You don't get it po would have given away the plan and you can talk forever about po How po wouldn't have done that and the the evidence of fin letting dj hear it is not po's fault That doesn't count. But let's ignore that. Let's say we agree. You're right Don't tell po because po will leak it to the first order. Oh, that's terrible So the scene where he sees them all fueling the transports and so he knows it's going to happen That means he can leak that. Oh, no po's potentially going to leak that. Oh, shit And then po is like also mutiny like oh god. This is just This is the worst. We've got no choice now. Just tell him we're heading to crate Just tell him that he won't engage with the mutiny. He might still tell the first order It's weird that he's committing a mutiny when we think he's a first order mole as a part of our argument But okay doing the mutiny because he wants to save everyone's lives fine The the argument is over at that point in the movie because you can know like the holdo knows that he knows the important information So now she needs to give him the full context He won't commit the mutiny and we know this because later in the movie Which was so frustrating when a first sorks are so confused like hey We're secretly going to this this x or old rebel base. We're gonna be safe there and po is like wow this will work But yeah Assuming you don't get blasted out of space by the If you told him right if you told him po sorry rose and fin never go on their adventure Everyone escapes and lives Gee and and somehow we're told this is all po's fault like it's it's it's baffling to me Also, let's say that po was a mole po was a mole Let's say that po was a mo. All right, so if he leaks this to the first order What are they gonna do they're just gonna keep doing what they've been doing You don't understand ranks. They have um, they have cloaking shields for the for the ships And so as soon as someone tells the first order that that's what they're doing They will scan for cloaked units Because that's a thing But it's so bad because you get why don't they have the cloaking shields detectors running all the time Of course and what you that's the funny thing right because what you just highlighted is what was highlighted in the writer's room They were like wait guys if they find out that the transports are moving. What does it change the first order of shooting them anyway? It's like, oh, shit. Let's make it so the the transports are cloaked. It's like, okay But then how are the first order gonna find them anyway? And it's like well, they could have like a cloak Searcher. It's like why wouldn't that be running at all times like fuck it? Yeah, so so what a shadows pointed out they'll run a decloaking scan rags But that's the if you have a scan that scans things that you can't see And you're a warship you're running that literally all the time because that's the point of it Yep And if someone wants to make a really retarded battery saving argument if you're telling me they only use the cloaking scanner Whenever someone tells them to You're in a war you're in a fucking war. Why would you have to have that running at all times? Oh my god In a while since someone's defended the the po plan thing Yeah, this This this plot is so shitty. It is horrible. It's kind of oh someone did in chat make the argument Maybe it's totally costly to run it all the time like congratulations. You made it Yeah, I mean, I'll assume that it's from one of our guys. Maybe it's you know They compared it to turbo blasters. They compared a radar to fucking turbo blasters And they are they are shooting them throughout the movie by the way they keep shooting Yeah Also gonna go on a limb. I've seen what the first order can do I don't think that the energy budget's much of a problem for them If and if it is they should just have a star destroyer filled with fuel So they can just use that to get more for other ships Honestly, you'd think that's probably what they would do if star wars was like real They'd probably be like, oh, yeah, we have a flotilla of ships going around from place to place One of our ships is like literally the fuel tanker for the for the fleet Especially if this was like just a it was if it was a non-military operation in particular You just have the the fuel ship. I'll be right. I'm going to gas up I'll too because when you look at it, why don't you trust holder? You don't trust it because you don't know her Poe doesn't trust it because Poe doesn't know her if that's it Yeah, but I I distrust people that I do know in fact knowing people is often the reason why I don't trust people Because I know they're not trustworthy I don't know familiarity is can go either way with both of these things and all of that's built on What have they said and what have they done? If that was Leia saying these things wouldn't matter if No Doesn't help that's a purple-haired HR manager saying it but Well As people have tried to posit if that was akbar doing it. We know who akbar is. No, we'd say akbar's retarded We would say akbar's retarded and yes, there's something wrong with them. It doesn't matter who says it every two minutes by the way the thing What? The subscribe animation in the bottom right It's in case you forgot guys go subscribe. That is that is distracting It has like a click and everything it's like stop If people yeah, um has now i'm gonna now that you've doubly brought it to my attention I'm never gonna be able to miss it again. I'm sorry So we we wouldn't be as confused What johnson does is he puts this unfamiliar element in that's not the issue It's it's not it doesn't matter that the idea is retarded regardless of who says it And it's stupid if some if some guy some some green is grass private Came up from the back and said actually our plan is to get on the thing and go to the place and they're like Oh, shit. That's a great. That's something. That's a plan. Oh, but it came from the private. Oh, never mind. It's a bad idea In there forces us to think. Oh, well, maybe she's a traitor. Maybe she's a spy But now she just doesn't have to yeah, we think that because what she's doing is acting directly against her own side's well-being Yeah, and what he's about to do like you know tins out. She's just like the correct thing there should be tins out She's really incompetent. That's all it is. She's not actually evil. She's just really stupid. You're like, oh, okay Is there any argument that you couldn't like is this an argument you could apply this to anything There's like, oh the the director just wanted to subvert your expectations and lead you down a Rabbit hole or or give you a little red herring about something but turns out it was just shitty writing Well, maybe she's a traitor. Maybe she's a spy, but no she just doesn't have to tell him anything And yeah, she doesn't have to But if she's trying to win the war And survive the battle then You should the like delegation of information in a military is gonna be Probably highly bent on The good that can come from the information going to the particular people Um the argument for not telling po in the first few moments Um, I'm like 5050 on it. I don't like you could you could probably push me one way or the other depending on more context Maybe more information, but um as soon as your entire crew Looks like death and they're desperate for information And he's yelling at you in front of everyone who is silently staring at you that we have no hope because you won't tell us What the plan is You might want to tell them what the plan is Yeah At the very least tell some superiors so that they can reassure the crew that yes We're gonna get out of this trust us People especially like people in a military Who are armed with weapons? They don't want to just die. You don't want mutiny. Ideally. They want to survive. Yeah, ideally. They want to live. Yeah Because obviously um if a mutiny happens then the the person in charge in this case admiral holder Probably thinks she may have fucked up at some point Even if it's in the sense of she should have imprisoned po But of course, we know the truth is he's actually motivated to try and save everyone's lives because he thinks that all she's doing is killing everyone And how can he how can she prevent that misunderstanding? It's like explain the plan Which is exactly what leia does as soon as she meets up with When she's it's when she's woken up It's it's so simple. It's so easy. Just tell your best pilot the destroyer of the star killer base Hero of your faction. No, he might be a mole your planet might be a mole who blew up the star killer base He got he he felt really bad about it. He was like, ah, I don't know man Like think of all that that they can accomplish The new order the new order the new republic or shit actually so i'm gonna go with the first order They're great. They're powerful. I can get shit done. Yes Um, we gonna say something now Oh, I was just saying leia wasn't using it as a power play against po like holder was Like that was her whole thing was manipulating him the way that she was talking down to him In that one scene where she's like, oh, I've seen pilots like you and it's like I don't know. I thought I was like that was ryan johnson trying to put his weird kinky fetish into a movie Like that's the vibe that I thought you're trying to tear down old characters because he did it with everyone else basically so Yeah, but the way that he was having holdo talked to him I'm like if roles were reversed people would be losing their minds because you could you imagine If po was a female character and holdo was a man talking to po girl po Like that they would you know Sexual harassment blah blah blah blah and it like exactly what happens the second leia wakes up She's like, yeah, this is what we're doing and everyone just does it It made absolutely no sense for holdo to withhold that information And then when we find out later when she's talking to leia and she's like, oh, yeah, I like him It's like, well, no shit. You were you know being all creeper on him earlier And ryan johnson did say that um He dressed holdo sexually right wasn't that yeah Yeah, the costume designer. She originally had like all of these different types of uniforms and you know based on The expanded universe designs that they had for similar female characters and he's like, no, I want her to be sexy You can be sexy in a uniform. What the fuck? Yeah, exactly Yeah, it's just it's weird if I was a soldier on that shift I'd be like What is she like isn't it civilian? Friday or yeah, like who let her on here like we have uniforms in this outfit You know like we're we're like an organized fighting force. We should have some standards for dress code Well, I saw somebody use the argument or like oh princess leia was wearing a dress It's like well, yeah in the first movie she was coming from the galactic senate And you know as a formal affair every other movie she's wearing a jumpsuit because she's in the middle of a war It made absolutely no sense for her to be there in a ball gown Well, when she's on hoth, she's got appropriate attire when she's on indoor appropriate attire. She dresses for the job Like a competent person they use mon mothma as well, but isn't mon mothma and leia at that point they're both ambassadors It's not like she's going into battle and when you have mon motha they're at the base and she's giving orders So it's more of an official position because that's what she is And I think in this one leia is just she's a civilian tried to dress her She she's a civilian. She's not actually a part of the military organization. There you go um She worked with the the rebel alliance, but she served it. She says it serve as its civilian leader during the long struggle against the empire Also, I am taller than her by one inch How tall are you? I'm Oh, no, I'm taller than her by She's only four nine I'm five 10. So I I read that as five 10 because or five nine. She's only four nine No, girl She how four feet nine inches tall. Damn. He's a little really? She's a tiny little lady. Oh my god. I'm actually taller than someone Holy crap that never happens I'm taller than jenovivo riley Oh my goodness really? Yeah, it's that's what it says here She's four nine Well, by the way, I'm five 10. I'm not four 10 everybody. I I read that because I guess my brain didn't think I am not four nine. I'm five Well, then how short is everyone else because then even if you go and you look at the pictures of her standing next to everyone She's really she's taller than leia. So how tall is leia supposed to be in this universe? So what they might go to a box? Yeah, they might legitimately have her on some kind of a step Um, let me actually see here. No, because when she walks around she's like I'm she she seemed I thought she was like at least five seven Or I mean, maybe she's wearing platform heels. I don't know Well, they have to be trying to Uh get some pictures of her but like all of these pictures are of her behind like a desk Or she's in the foreground and it's raised up in some kind of an auditorium setup I feel like somebody typed that in wrong. I think maybe five nine, but there's no way she's four nine She's a that well, maybe that's why she's wearing those big flowy robes is to hide her proportions I don't know if flowy robes help your height though. Do they Well, it helps to cover your Yeah, they would they would cover up like a lot of your body So it would make it harder for you to judge whether someone was short or not because you can only see like her head Her neck her hands. Oh people are saying that she's five six Oh Oh, because because what I hear I'll I will I know I have it up here It says that she's four nine, which makes no sense Because I was like damn I remember her being taller, but it does say just so everyone Can confirm if you I don't know if you want to put that up, but it does say four nine I I know my numbers all the way up to nine Good job I can count to 21 I guess this is technically 4.9 inches When they said the small rebel alliance they weren't kidding It turns out the stahls universe we just zubed in it's old tidy It's like that one men in black movie where you the little galaxy that's a cat's collar Dang that in a state of like emotional upheaval it also helps something as well Poe's character poe's growth Throughout the movie we see him poe didn't grow. No, he didn't opposite of that He regressed as a character absolutely He was really unfortunate because um he learns He learns to not protect people and follow authority Really strange message, but okay, I guess it's your movie Ryan Fail fail fail and then So that first one wasn't a fail. He saved the fleet. The second one was uh, yes a fail technically um because he didn't activate the hyperdrive, but that's only because uh fin and Rose fucked up the breaker things they got caught I don't know if you guys remember this, but if fin and rose hadn't been spotted by a random evil bb unit Then um, they would have deactivated the breaker and poe would have sent everybody into hyperspace and they would have He would have saved them all Yeah In that crazy Yeah, let's just a little happy little accident Like I just want to highlight a shit ton of people die on crate poe would have saved them all had fin and rose Been a little bit more careful Also the the the other the the next clip is him getting shot by leia, but that's because he saw leia and didn't shoot her Yeah, he had the drop on her leo that wasn't that's what I was talking about That's that's the scene i'm talking about the he only didn't activate hyperspace Which means he quote unquote fails because fin and rose failed to do their job He can't activate hyperspace if the track is active. There's no point Like saying he failed there is kind of like okay, and but you are right though A bonus comment. He doesn't shoot leia when he obviously could Yeah, weird that leia was like hey, there's a there's a group of mutineers and they've uh, they they sealed up this room Leia's like, well, I've got a dress. I'll go in there. I'll go check it out. I'll go check it out I ain't I ain't a skirt And the third one was When the the ship started getting blown up because dj is told the first order Because he overheard po saying it on a thing where fin let dj hear all of it I like I still I push back completely that's pose fault rather than fin's fault Very irresponsible. Yeah, like the idea. Oh, that's pose failure. It's like how the fuck is that pose failure? Finally on crate this happens What's the plan? Well, they're supposed to go up to the cannon and shoot it apparently there are blasters on these things or You could you could ram your ship into the cannon. I imagine that'll do the same job Oh, hey er is on here er. Do you notice how their uh, little drill thing looks very familiar Are you talking about avatar? Yes, I am Yeah I was the first thing I noticed. Yeah I think it's hilarious. They have death star tech that can be Walked around and she's just like wow Why don't they just shoot it from where they are like? I don't know Also, we have death star tech. We put it on a tank that moves very slowly and has to be pulled by something else Instead of slapping it on a ship in space. I know but also JJ was obviously like, hey, how about we put this on death the star destroyers and make a thousand of them It's like, oh god Then they all get destroyed because they don't know which way is up this show The show the sequel trilogy is is oof. It's really shit Make it by just shoot it. Also fin was totally gonna make it. It's rose the fucks it up. Yeah All right, so he's ready to shoot Yes, that's that's fine. It's but this is the this is the harsh reality It's fine if it's a suicide run as in you will you will die doing this, but you might save everyone's lives. It's like, well Like they have any other choice. I don't I don't that's what I mean. It's like So die or maybe die and save baby everyone. It's like I don't why don't they just shoot it because that's and we can't something. No boo. Can't do that It's not like there's Like is there a shield around the opening of that thing? Looks like no just shoot into it. It's not that hard. They even have those turrets Um on the battlefield as well. They could totally do it. I guess So we've seen his arc from the first moment of the mood Yeah, he almost gets everyone killed here Broken arc At best. I'm sorry Doesn't follow layers orders and he leads the bombing run that essentially while destroying the drain. Oh, wait, sorry Scooby just Hope is like the sun it burns you to a crisp. I just I like hope is like the sun, okay There's no explanation I Wipes up the fleet and we see him do stupid stupid stuff again again again Until in the end the lessons appear now It'd be great if the movie had like a line of dialogue or a card Um Wait, is he about to reference uh, yeah the the uh a line as a thematic sort of through line, which That was something one of my criticisms was um Jesus they spelled it out like even though it was pretty obvious, but it's like, okay I don't I don't know that that's a I don't how I feel about that like like is it a plus to just look at the screen and go Hey, this is the point we're making. It's like right. Okay Who said something and that would tie that all oh, yeah The greatest teacher failure is Subtle, but he didn't learn. I mean like Nobody learned shit I mean he oh didn't fail and he didn't learn so like both of those are wrong In order to have the message failure the greatest teacher is you have to fail and then learn and he did none of those things Lies see that's called a Thru line and that is a sign of good fucking writing. There we go guys Parable I feel like that's We've just summarized most of the video scs we cover It's like as long as there is a thematic through line, even if all of the references are broken. The film is good That's it That thing where we're watching luke's story and we see all this stuff about failure being the best teacher When actually we're seeing the same thing in pose, but we're not seeing it clearly because we're too distracted like po I mean to take it on a real macro level the day before this movie started Poe destroyed star killer base. He thinks he's king shit. It's a fuck mountain. That doesn't help He should he should feel like king shit a fuck mountain. He blew up star killer base Yeah, that was the best line in this entire video. He should he's got every right to feel like king shit a fuck mountain And then appears and starts dressing him down and he thinks well, what the hell? I'm the hero of the galaxy down. Why aren't you telling me the plan? I'm owed that but really he's not owed Yes, he is he's a fucking commander of the fleet No rags. He's he was the lot of people say this like, you know, he was demoted there for not It's like, you know, he's demoted to fucking captain since when the captain's not get told anything subscribe Also fleet commander Overriding the general in a fleet battle seems possibly like in line with uh How things actually work Like authority wise I do wonder about that because a general if she was admiral lair, that wouldn't be the case But isn't a general specifically for ground troops and ground troop organization Yeah, I think general is like an army thing and admirals are navy and Generally in space like I've seen for the most part when it comes to space stuff. They use naval terminology They do. Yeah, especially in star trek. It's all based on the navy Yeah So Now I don't know what it's gonna happen with the Space force But I guess we'll see what they're uh, what rankings and stuff they use. I hope it's uh, You know, it really irks my soul about they're like, oh, she's not a princess anymore. She's a general and like so she got demoted Yeah, his generals have to listen to the nobility. Don't they so it's better for her to be a princess But yeah, I feel like if if you're gonna rags, do you want to be a general or a queen or a princess? I want to be a princess honestly Also queen I'm gonna. Oh, I'd be a queen, but I'd be a princess queen And I'm just screaming into the void here because it's not about a movie being objectively bad or bad writing It's about a female character talking down to a male character. It's about an asian american woman Oh No, it's about an asian woman sexually harassing a black man. No, it's okay. She's not an asian american There's no america in star wars Well, I think he's referring to literally the actors in the meta now Oh, well, like like because of course we don't like it because we're sexist and racist It's been a has it been that long since this has been pulled out. It does feel kind of novel at this point Like oh, look at there it is racist and sex It's like to get like a different kind of well, these aren't even arguments I was about to say a different kind of shitty arguments, but these aren't even arguments. So never mind Being a total bad She wasn't a badass She shocked a guy who was trying to save a person And then she ruined she almost doomed the resistance at the very end She's an idiot. Oh, she was her whole thing. She's sad because her sister died She shocks po even though he had no uh fin because he had every right to leave they go to this planet She's still reflecting on her life and like her sister and her parents and all that and how they had this shitty life Season orphan a bunch of orphans. Let's leave them here and let's save the horses She's a shitty fucking person. Yeah, the olive counter by so funny in terms of just how much her goals are just not being Actually bad, but she thinks they are Rose is a terrible character These complaints are gonna keep going it's been two years and it's still just as strong as it was Yeah, and you guys are still going to Throwing out these awful couches This video was made on Um December 11th 2019 So fairly relatively recently He probably did it because the uh What was it rise of skywalker was coming out? So he's like, let me get this video in the algorithm So it gets some clout before the new movie comes out. Well. Yeah, he's it's the last it's the final word It's it's the last word on the film now. We can all agree. It's over. Okay But um, I guess we got the last word Get rag deb And frankly, it's exhausting. I love the last Jedi. It's very clear. You do Yeah, it's clear that you love it irrationally I'll probably watch it at least once a year from this year until my last year Um, but I'm sick of trying to persuade idiots to like it or to defend it. Wow Yeah, wow. Um, yeah, if so, here's the thing if If people aren't convinced by this argument it's because this argument For sure It literally is contradicted by the film It doesn't make any level of sense and then she looks like a fucking moron to take this isn't going to convince anyone Who's intelligent to take the stance? You're an idiot Uh, and like for not liking it almost because that's like the implication of the statement and then to be like I'm gonna convince you to like it. Like, oh boy, haven't you watched this video? You'd be like, um This this was this was it. This was what you wow Okay, you're gonna have to remember what I said earlier about how being smug and correct is like a plus one But smug and incorrect is like a minus five. This is the minus five Welcome everyone to the minus five. Welcome to the minus five. I have incredible predictive capability It ought to have a chance for people who just don't like it for all the reasons I just said Um, it's my last word. Well, we didn't use any of them Uh, or my last word on the negativity around the last Jedi from now on as always All I see is the positivity in star wars. Okay Just just just like it and you'll like it Not left there Just like it and you'll like it. Your guys need to be more positive about it. Okay Stop it. Stop being negative. It's nasty So Well, yeah, that's a variation of I don't know what that accent is called, but that's that's what it is What is it 2019 blue bantha milk? Poe media Written and presented by Sean Fallon edited in by Sean Fallon and Matt Gray edited it took two editors to make this What was the what was the second person doing maybe they did like the audio Yeah, man, it was extensive. Good job. Did it okay It took two people to make that catastrophe of a video. Yeah, that was shit. That was really pathetic It matches the rest of the um It matches the rest of the tlj defense movies, but at least that one was relatively short movies I I do that all the time I call videos movies because I sit down and I focus on them and I watch them and it takes us So long to get through them. I just call them movies Uh We did it. Yeah, that was bad Um, we did do it next up. I'm gonna check out some of the fan art that I didn't Do Pissed up. We have a doodly of Little clown boy nor Isle of Man considered and I think a dog-o vision of me and rake No, it's the it's the no these aren't dog-o versions. This is that that game, uh GTT in space. Yeah among us. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, that's that's all right Yeah Also, he's got a got a math question x squared plus x y minus x y minus y squared What's not really a question. That's more of a statement Yeah, there's no equals Got um full metal jacket the white summary Once again, I got my picky picture. I like it Mm-hmm. Good job with it. Oh Yeah, full metal I like full metal jacket and I also like the white summary. Yeah Oh, there you go alerted quite nice All right, I reckon I think tonal's already seen this on uh on tweetor And here we have minecraft with such a cast Oh, wow. Look at that. Um Tonal smaller We've got j metal er Anna Who's Where am I in the middle with the the the lavender shirt? That No, it's got like a beard To the right of to the right of Uh, is a is that a sword could it be shad or is the yeah because mel's in the back. Maybe it's shad I'll figure this shad Yeah, so we got deaths is up front. We got shad's logo critical drinker. We got his I assume that's his but I assume all bottles are his Yes Oh, maybe the southpaw the It might be it might be We've got uh voxsys over there on the right sitting in his chair We have of course, uh the new bat wayman with her Yes, uh, they're You know, I'm called a purple cowl. Can you imagine? Mmm. I At least the red at least red goes with black. So I don't know about that purple Don't know about the purple here in the bat suit And then we have the trio here. We've got wolf myself and cj A puppy bringing This awesome And yeah, it probably took some time at least and stacking them blocks again the right colors Yeah, this looks really good. Go door to me knock off dude The rendition in the what's that in down there the um The thing right next to bass behind him to the to the left What's that? um The turkey Oh That right there. What is that? trying to think of Whoever made this get us some of our angles of this I don't know what that is rhino jl I don't think that's jay longburner I thought it was that someone said it was a smithing table That's a big fucking smithing table Is that for shad because he's like making a sword or something? Is a name? I don't know either. I don't know. I'm confused. I don't know This is some tunnels taking his slingshot preparing for getting the turkey off his lawn Hmm He's got lord tonald on his own shit Lord tonald on the back And the the the spreading of the meme of adding the context timeline for people who like Don't find it out more tonald fan art Cook for characters with tonald Ah looks good This is some an unbridled marriage for moeller and moopa Circo in 1939. Yeah riding in moola This is ride-o-bell attached to the bike Those were simpletimes Yeah The rendition of mr. Movie robert Oh no Jim bob Looking fantastic. Unfortunately. He's got the gauntlet go stop him Just hold a candy bar in front of him to distract him. Oh, it would work Oh, oh, hey the the guy who made the so captain lull 19 who made the minecraft one He said, uh, hello, i'm the creator of the minecraft art and the one you were confused on His southpaw with the golf club standing over the head of neil trockman I based it how uh based it off how he looks irl also. Thanks for checking out my minecraft art and playing on doing more Yeah, that's impressive as a minecraft player myself. I can certainly appreciate the effort it goes Or that goes into making that so very good very good This is me looking all you know spooky I think i'm burning some stuff possibly snakes below me that are all black or that's a part of me Either way terrifying i'm a skeleton too i'm a skeleton with this on fire With lots of tentacles i feel like this is a very fantasy focused east at this point This one i can't see Looking at it on on the stream. Yeah, that's one for me as well on discord at least Um, does it still not show up if you click it as well? Yeah, no Hmm So Yeah, it could be that the url's dead now. So at least we've got it for on the stream Thank you. Yeah, uh, does this one work? Hey, there you go. I like this one And then it's a narrative slide too What's about to happen? Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Look what happened Oh Oh That's not allowed poor welsh dragon That's not good There's no bueno World war australia So he caught the eagles are dropping toxic waste is it? Is that a a shock? I don't know what's going on with that one Rags has got his dual pistols and uh a knife, I guess my next ward He was supposed to be parry the platypus over there Was there from australia? Bringing his consistently magic based In each of these hot wicks go to staff now Broccoli died Who knew Summer 2022 look out for folks. Damn. I'm in your cinema Oh, this is it. This is a nice. Look at it. Oh Oh wait, there's enough show up I recommend at this point you guys pull up the stream because fucking this was being gay Objectivity Right on his little heart. Yeah Oh, that's cute. It's like cuphead Raggy is free Raggy is Why am I dressed like doggie the elf? Raggy is free Like in the old school uh mubley face. Yeah So I might just assume it's like a harry potter variant, but no, I forgot the origin of that. Why did I say that? Um I can't even remember what luckily I could go to the time e-fap 100 mini memes 30 14 All right, let's go to e-fap 100 mini memes 134 18 is such a like crazy long way to find it All right, Mueller e-fap mini Okay, here we go E-fap mini super so is this e-fap mini memes one one. Yeah Part one Time is 34 18 I see talk about Faramir and You're playing your game I I might be on the wrong video e-fap 100 mini memes one 34 18 Yeah, I don't Maybe the chat knows does anyone in the chat know what the context of this is Yeah, maybe Because I'm on I'm on the e-fap 100 mini super chat catch up part one unless there's Oh, is it is it's a specific meme we've got to come up with a better catalog Oh, it is you've just misread them. So it's it's the e-fap 100 mini memes came after e-fap 100 part two We have 100 mini reacting to no reacting to e-fap 100 beams one. Here it is. Okay. There we go There we go. I got it. I was looking at the wrong e-fap 100 mini Catch-up thing. All right, so 34 18. Here we go. Uh, do do Oh, yeah This is they drew this Yeah, here it is. I remember now Someone drew that so I asked why am I dressed like dobby? Now we've come full circle we did it All right, it was funny but with context it's funnier Try and get them to where did I put it? There we go. Oh, and they even kind of like copied it over. It does look really similar kind of Good stuff. All right This was um us as pixel tisms The long mud and the rigs That's So cute Ready for being put in a video game. I'm sure No tradition got lots of fan out to get through. You know, it's crazy. Those people doing all kinds of drawings I have to have another spit 200 300 avatars for the next uh Whenever oh my what is this? Oh You never quite know what you're expected with these sorts of things. Oh, wow Oh my god, those legs at the end just go up You you make that 90 degree turn there. Oh, that's oh wow Going to need a massage after that one. I think you've seen these before rags, but my goodness. They're cute These are great. This guy draws a calvin and hub style These are so good. These are adorable. I love these. Yeah, that's a bunch of those. They're really good So Great I love this so much and there's not just the one Also, I like it. We're just chilling in space right now. That's pretty cool Good stuff But he looks like he's doing a little picture into this But with his little tail Oh my goodness going through Mandalorian season two. It's going to be more than a couple of hours Fun fun fun Yeah, uh, really really cool stuff. Love it. Yeah Ragvin and mobs And of course we have us as full guys Oh my god Kind of kind of terrifying but you know Metal drowning. I think so you look upset about it He's drowning in it and you're just walking over it. I got powers Cheater See that my it's like Godzilla. My legs go all the way down Forget it now Is that um the bloomin is that evan uh evans profile pic. I think so Uh, I would say so. Yeah Bap guy is celestial knockout I've been knocked out. All right Check it out. I love that. It's so good Hello I'm just lamenting stars as corpse and you're like, hello Yeah, we're being twisted shit on Like burn it all down This uh was said a while back. So unfortunately I couldn't get uh on the e5 100 ones But it's like where was weekend warrior during the um the meme video they released because he wasn't in it It's like this explains the plot hole You gotta um Despite a call to arms against diabeto and the massive force recurring guest and ally weekend warrior failed to show up to the final battle But why The fuck is weekend warrior. Yeah, nice animated. He's on twitter. Leave him alone Like retweet Oh Well, I love the little uh the image of us fighting it as well got the churro And they got shad as a dr. Strange over there as well. Yeah, it's good shit. Yeah. Yeah, very good Of course weekend warrior was present for uh ghostbuster 2016. So, you know, yes, he was that's a plus So, this is also obviously um promotional art for a game that's going to be coming Rude money That is one long wire Yeah It has to be if it's going to get all the way around diabeto Seven people. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh one diabeto. Obviously Or yeah, or one diabeto That's just an average size person really. Yeah, one average size person, you know lies Yay if kremeth This is like horny for christmas Horny for christ. I am horny for christmas This is great. It's one of my favorites. I love this one. They fixed you No, I'm not You're a fixed dog. No, I'm not. Yeah, this is safe for work. That's what they call a work dog They're like my opposable thumbs. They're there when I need them Oh, wow, that's cool fucking cool I saw that one. That was uh, really cool. At this point, I should just be popped into an anime I reckon make me a villain go ahead You're frowning because you hate art and you don't want to have any fun with anything and you want to destroy other people's fun I consume feelings and they generate power within me Meanwhile, look at me. I'm horny for christmas. I'm having a great time Those halloweeners man, I'm a vampire you see of fun and experience Look at this. We got a fucking metal one Oh, I love that one. That was really good. That's shit making it through all of the memes That's from when I was playing uh h3vr and I found a power drill. I was doing a melee only run didn't went well, but What what are you uh chopping up their weeners? Yeah, the thing is it's called hot dogs horse shoes and I forgot the last one hand grenades hand grenades. Yeah, and then and the enemies are weeners for some reason and they Yellow like it's mustard and shit That makes sense checks out. Yeah, that's a really fun game This one's horrifying Mola's struggle it's got the editing in the background the timeline and then Oh my god Creepy god damn I think he said it was the many emotions. I feel so like anger Sadness tism and something else. I can't remember boy. I can't confirm. This is how his actual hands looks like You have those weird snow canes. Yeah The other one is normal, but uh, what the right one is just like Constantly screaming at people Oh, hey, look at this one. I forgot this was in you. Fucking great. This is so great. Oh, yeah, I saw that one too I think it just captures our most common emotions for each person Fringy losing a shit all the time My slippers I'm wearing Pretty upset metal is accepted that this is his fate my malicious laughter and you're just joyous laughter. Yeah This is great. It's so cute that woman season two will return In avengers end game That was really good shit. I love it And this one popped in as well relatively recently Good stuff my energy there of just this overlord energy. We shall destroy all specifically are though All these images are so villainous most of the time We know art alive We shall destroy we shall eat the art Yeah, like what can I really say good rat? You know all this shit is good rat Hell yeah You guys with your good rats Wonderful Maybe the colors as well I don't know if you've seen this one yet, right? so Oh You have 100 complete True. Yay. That was basically what happened. Yeah Yeah It's like an achievement And rhino milk for there as well Some what does that say on the? Long long something Long w a woman maybe I don't know. Yeah, I could be Rags looks content Yeah, that's the place to be I even got my little pillow I'm a side sleeper, you know And the last one Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Just jammin It's so cute Absolutely You don't kill all art Enjoy some of it Only most of it That was um, oh, I remember this one. Yeah, this was when There the strip is just then dancing and at the end His his mom and dad are in bed And it's dark and one of them is like first thing in the morning. I'm calling the orphanage racing I one of the best gifts I ever got was my dad got me the this this huge ass book That's all the Calvin and Hobbes strips that bill waterson ever made in this big ass fucking book And one of my prized possessions Love Calvin and Hobbes Remember so much Good shit And that leads us to uh super chats Only naturally I wonder what um, I think I'm gonna carry on with with with with hit and run until I finished that out from when I was Redoing it. I get I think I should get a reset on what games I can play every every time a year passes. Okay Of of eFab, I mean, um But yeah, of course, uh Metal and er if any of you would like to use this time to eject a rune You're welcome to of course, you wear the whole time, but I mean if you were looking for any kind of A natural spot No Mel you okay? I'm cool. I have another beer right here I think fuck because actually it floats more. I didn't have another beer. We would have been screwed over. All right. Well Yeah, I finished my work for today. So I'm good. Oh gray Um I must do some scrolling so uh I don't know it's been a it's been a fun little eFab 101 in a way It's like eFab back to basics and I feel like we really did cover a lot of basics Got a nice good old-fashioned tlj video. It was just as bad as all the rest Got um some criticism levied against all of us in a collective and specific sense We even had someone come on to talk about their video the full experience Even here here heard me yell for the first time I think yeah, because you're you're a cruel bully You should the fuck up. Oh my god. How dare you? Can you let people have an opinion mel? Jesus No nor Nor nor nor nor Nor nor um The first one says henry cavill is signed on to be superman in three dc movies and multiple cameos I want a sequel to man of steel and directed by zack snider My body is ready Yeah, I mean he's pretty popular at this point in terms of just people want to see him do stuff but uh Those we'll see it'll be interesting to see how everything turns out with the old uh The dceu getting more stuff Of course, we uh, I hope it's gonna be some good shit. I haven't I haven't seen any dceu movie They're terrible. Yeah from what I hear. I've dodged many bullets They're terrible, but he's very handsome So Henry cavill. Yes. Oh, he's a fucking stud And he likes pc gaming so He does I wonder if he has a cg. He has a cgi lip in real life And all of his his mustache is what cgi'd on Um, have any of you heard of michael b on twitter? Nor no no Uh, please review the ben chapiro wap remix the wet ass pussy remix then i'm guessing Ben chapiro wet ass pussy remix Oh, that's like it rained for 40 days and nights down there, huh? Uh Upload to bit shoot foos We're right. We've actually got that new source of e-fap. It's actually on soundcloud now. The link is available. Um But um, I've got them all backed up if anything was to happen to the youtube channel like big nuke Um, of course they would do all the episodes be pooled onto another site quicksmart Yeah, um, i'm not suggesting everyone go and download every episode to make sure you never don't have access to them Just just you know, we you take things bit by bit What? I'll be crazy Don't do it um Welcome back eutism massives praise the dawn as always Praise the dawn Yeah, taking good care of all wilford brimley up How did you like being back panthe? I loved it. Have you seen have you seen the the big meme video? Mmm. No You are you are black panther in it young man. Yes That makes sense All right Should be enough to tempt you. It's like. Hmm. Yeah Do do do Rags only fuck mary kill husky pitbull newfoundland Uh, let me double check newfoundland Also, um The streamlabs ones will be the first thing for the the end of the next Thing as usual. I'm afraid I'm still still unable to fix those tisms Wait, what's wrong with your streamlabs things? I can't access it. It always defaults to um mula All the other like because it's like three tied to my main one I need the main one it never defaults to it. I've set it all to be the default one, but it just doesn't work That's weird I have to sign out of everything in order to get to it and I can't do that while streaming That a big sense Unfortunately, but we still get to them. We always get to everyone Though sometimes we miss them and I'm sorry about that Uh Let's see Let's go with You know, let's um Hmm Let's go with mary pitbull because They they they seem like they're handy to have around like they could be super protective and they could fuck people up if I need them to right let's go with um mary husky and kill newfoundland What newfoundland do to be killed, you know, let's Flip those let's flip those last two kill husky mary newfoundland Huskies are cool. They are all of them are are very cool Very well, um much love you guys I find myself falling asleep to your content and waking up with it still playing hashtag watch time Wait, did I do double fuck? I don't know. Did you I didn't mean to mary mary pitbull No Fuck pitbull. No Oh my god I know Okay, we're gonna. Okay mary pitbull. Fuck newfoundland kill husky I'm gonna go with It's bad. It's I don't know as best I can do this. Yeah, I'll get it. It's hands are tied I'm gonna get I'm gonna yell that no matter what I pig Uh, did the last boys episode take a shot at weeden. I've heard about that. I saw a tweet um The the shot specifically snotter spoilers is the They're making some kind of show in relation to the superheroes and Um, they're talking about the writing of it. And then I think one of the characters says like it's great Did you check out the the weeden rewrite or something like that all the joss rewrite? Obviously the um, I'm assuming referencing justice league Yeah Did you watch the episode? No, no, I haven't seen season two yet Oh, okay. Well, yeah, they totally it's because they're filming like the seven like movie And so when they're in the process of filming us and we make sure I think so Yeah It's a funnies Come to the dark side nationwide is our side Come nationwide is on our side nationwide is on your side Is that like an american ad? Yeah nationwide insurance And it's a good it's a good jingle because I remember When wolf started his domino story saying he had a bad dab and rags reacted with bewilderment It reminded me of why I love wolf stories so much I don't even remember that Bad dab because of course what I think about is like you try to dab But instead you accidentally jam your nose into your arm because you just wanted to dab with such ferrari That you hurt yourself This sacrifices some dabbas make, you know dabs safely friends. Yes Happy batman day to the best batman ever bat fleck No, fuck that. That's like it's terrible. Fuck that We have some strong opinions about bat fleck here because he's not fucking batman No one's fucking batman Well catwoman is in the comics right now Oh my god Who is who is the best batman? Kevin Conroy. I figured you'd go for Conroy. All right. If we disqualify Conroy, who then? Cluny of course I think cluny is much better than bat fleck. He's got a bat credit card true He knows what the ladies like ladies love that bat credit card A lot of people like to go with Keaton and adam west, of course um Adam west is almost like his own different kind of batman because because the way that show was it's just its own thing It's so different. The other ones are kind trying to play a similar ish kind of batman Or they're close enough to compare, but he's just his own league. It's just its own thing over there Hey, oh, no, it's it's all that's Um Hey rags and er reactions to uh I Getting Ruth. It is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, right? Yeah, I'll be g passing guess this may mean trump gets another appointment on the s c regardless Good to see y'all up back. Love you guys never stop Uh, I think judges should be judges adhering to the constitution not political activists Is what my position is on that? I'm not gonna shed a tear I won't dance in the streets or anything But I'm not exactly gonna shed a tear about her finally kicking the bucket Um, not a fan of her trying to use her death as a political tool either but um And in the sense that she's like, oh my final wish I don't get replaced by this president and so like, okay. Come on. You're trying to Emotionally manipulate people into being sad when you die if you don't it Yeah, not uh, certainly don't align politically not a fan of uh, I guess the judicial precedent or Thing that she set so yeah, not a Not gonna be any tears shed by But I'm not gonna like be happy and glad and dancing in the streets or anything I there's some level of decorum that should go into it, of course, but um Yeah, not I've already done all my grieving for her because I think she's been dead for like two years now She was a puppet the whole time If the death star hyperspaces into the fleet with the uh, Well, the rebels become the equivalent to swarm of flies on a windshield Um if a swarm of flies traveled at the speed of light into a car's windshield That's just getting fucked up Yeah, there was I it wasn't like grade school or something where I was learned we were just first getting into like physics like the the baby element literally elementary level physics And so like yeah, there was a way to calculate how fast a dragonfly has to hit a semi trailer to stop it And I'm like wow, that's crazy. My little child brain Um Do do where are we do thoughts about demon souls remake? Uh, I want to have appointments So like Yeah, like ignoring all the shit, um Yeah, the the concern people had was like it it might remaster it and make it lose the look It should have or whatever that was that was one of the Consistence, I don't I wouldn't be too worried about that myself. I would hope it would be a Well-made remaster, um or remake whatever whatever. However, it's qualified But this whole oh, it's coming to pc lol human era. It's like excuse me Yeah You really couldn't bait that shit I mean I I saw I saw the gameplay thingy. It looks pretty good uh But another thing uh, what we're talking about is it's a slightly off topic. What do you guys think about the the whole uh prices going up for console games That they know charge like 70 to 80 bucks for a game People already are super Um, and people are already super wary about having to pay 60. Hmm. I come to pc That's that's just come to come to pc 80 bucks for a game like Dude the amount of free-to-play games on pc alone Yeah I can't I can't mention they they're gonna raise the prices as well on pc then if they get away with it. Um I get I'm guessing like I I don't know. I'm just it's just my speculation No Let me take a look. Is that are they really upping the price? Yes There was an object that was about it. It's the first time since Uh, I think since 70 dollars two They raised the price from the norm Uh, here's polygons. The 70 dollar video game is inevitable, but it's not all bad news Okay Of course nba 2k 21 is the one to yeah, of course because people will fucking buy the same game every day. Um Yeah, I I'm just wondering I talked about this. I think it was with a monk actually, uh I just don't know how how justified it is Like I get that it's more Maybe it gets more expensive, but there's like so many factors that go in there like just the trust issues Most people have with games anyways already Then they do all the dlc's where they get like shit shit shit ton of money or anyways They they make unfinished games quote unquote Uh buggy games Then that's the whole thing like okay. They it's harder to make new games And now we need more money, but also They have to they don't have to produce as many physical copies anymore because lots of people just get the games digitally I mean the new generation of consoles even has a digital version of their Of their consoles as well, so and I don't know there's like a lot of factors and I'm still not sure if A good or a bad thing. I mean, it's always always bad thing for console consumers if you More expensive, but I just don't know how justified it is really Yeah, I don't feel that AAA games are giving me 10 dollars worth more of you know quality than they did 10 15 20 years ago. Yeah, especially when you have games that have like Shit tons of microtransactions and yeah, it sees that they do release for 10 to 20 bucks Whatever depending on what it is or all the money is just pumped into graphics Yeah, and in the insane amount of work and money that takes but the gameplay itself is simple And you could only play it through once to really get a you know, um It's not it doesn't know itself to replays and stuff of that nature There's a reason so many double A level games and indie games are doing so well People want content as a Personally, there's like a little games. I would pay 70 to 80 bucks for Like yeah, that's I could I could think about probably like a new god of war That's like a lot of fanboy stuff in there because one of my favorite franchises I rarely Rarely buy games at 60 dollars. Yeah, me too. I rarely buy games completely new like Almost all that I play is like Games that were 30 or so Maybe 40 at the high end because they're either indie games or they're just double A level stuff Or they're free to plays things like that I That's a It's a lot of money to spend on a game 70 bucks. Try to remember which game was the last one I paid full price for Can't remember I mean like a triple A title that's like 60 bucks I don't remember like the last couple of games I bought were all like smaller games like Hades Which is like an uh, is it Are they still an indie producer? Like they make fashion everything. They're very well known, but I I guess they're not a triple A obviously Why don't you just make cheaper games? I I legit don't know which which is the last game I bought for 60 bucks might actually be a switch game probably like Astral Chain or something Because I wanted to check it out And that would be interesting to see how how This goes like upping the price like that. I wonder if it'll um, they ain't gonna change a damn thing What they ain't gonna change a goddamn thing and what they're gonna do is they're still gonna have Um mica transactions. They're still gonna have all this Bullshit that you could pay extra for after they've upped the game. There's nothing's gonna change You're not gonna get $10 worth more out of the quality If we do I will be shocked Game every it's all gonna be the same. They just want more money per game And the idea of making smaller budget games You would think that would have I mean it has caught on to a degree Right because of how successful a lot of double A games and indie games are especially but man Uh, I I think it's just all gonna be the same people are just gonna have to pay more People talking about monster hunter. This might that might doesn't feel price. I actually don't remember I did get a little hours of that though. That was if I did it was I would say was worth it Pre oh man, pretty good game. But yeah And I'm I'm thinking too. So I I think that the NBA and I think it's 2k That's the name they have like exclusive rights to make those games So if you want to if you want a um, if you want a football game or if you want a basketball game um Then like you don't have a lot of options But if you want a shooter you have a bajillion options. You want an rpg bajillion options So if some if one if one of them goes, oh, yeah, we're just ten dollars more Then people are gonna be like I don't like that idea. I'll just go play one of these other mini shooters. I'll go play free to plays Oh Do me a channel. I think that was the last one I should put full price Oh, yeah, I bought that one too. Yeah, that's probably the one that was the last one I bought as well Hmm But I did buy it like two or three days after I think when I knew it wasn't like a shit show and doesn't run As soon as I knew it's uh, it's it runs good and I can actually play it. That's when I call it As you should Quote Honestly, I think I think this is a product of how so many gamers, especially really casual gamers are Hyper focused on graphics They want they want the best looking game possible at the expense of everything else and they'll gape and gawk at Oh, I could see the pores on his face. Oh, I could see the threads on his denim jeans Instead of how much content and replay ability in balance does this game have that it can offer to me? And so that's expensive and it costs and if everyone wasn't so hyper focused on graphics then Yeah, I mean for me. I'm just like just give me good enough They're not making these more because it costs if you want to make them they're just doing because people will pay for it Yeah, that's why that's why two k's the first. They know you want a basketball game Well, you ain't got anywhere else to go So $70 now. I'm surprised it wasn't just incremental like they just had a one dollar per year on top of You know the price just keep keep pushing it I mean that's essentially what microtransactions have sort of been yeah doing Um, it's how do we and and i'm fine with the concept just make them worthwhile and have a base game That gives me plenty of content Like there have been some dlcs I've bought that have been insanely worth it layer of the shadow broker and Path of fire and heart of thorns all these big expansion packs and dlcs that have been totally worth it and i've never regretted it But man when I see a skin for a gun and it's 18 fucking dollars like man like yourself Literally buy like full probably pretty good games on steam for that Hell yeah, you can I mean, that's that's the reason why i'm just playing older games Now If I just look at my at my stream backlog on on the youtube's like I played hades I mean that's not an old game, but that's like an indie game and it's really really good Uh, I'm looking I played yakuza I've been I still need to finish the other one. I was playing yakuza zero You get tons of hours out of that game because it's like it's funny. It's just entertaining to play Gets over the top. It's like it's just super entertaining Uh What else do we play? I mean, obviously I got my vr headset. So I've been playing like lots of lots of vr stuff but vr games on 30 30 bucks max I think the most expensive one was would have been half life elix, but I got that for free with my with my index Uh I look through my games and it's like seven days to die. I've got 623 hours in that that game came out in 2013 um I uh, let's see. I'm just looking through like what I have installed when I play regularly I've been playing uh dark souls one again with the A roguelike mod But should be fair I had to buy the remaster version for it because uh, it's the only way I could play it But that was worth it. I got like a for like six seven streams all that And the mod is really well made. I really enjoyed it king floor twos 2016 Fermentide twos 2018 and that's relatively new. Yeah, we went to rain the year old Yeah, I played risk of rain when the 1.0 Release was well, I did play it a little bit later because I forgot about it Uh, what I got like got like a couple of days That I'm definitely going to go back to risk of rain at some point because just like a trail game to play Oh, yeah All of the all of the recent games that I play are all Sub-60 dollars. They're like more howl vermentide to On the last drum stream, uh, we played gulf of your friends, which is Probably already like three years old by now since I bought it Uh, and it got way better with all the custom maps, so that's just super fun And if I pick up another single player game to focus on that's new it'll probably be like mankind divided or something like that It won't be a new game. I just don't It's not really I've never really been. Oh new game gotta buy it You hate change I played the send us mod for doxels three. That was cool Someone said that pubg mobile has made more than a billion dollars. I can believe it mobile gamers will fucking pay for anything Damn you mobile industry Actually, yes. Yeah Like actually damn you quit Yeah, they fuck things up Those are those predatory games that exist are those damn mobile games And you know people just keep shoveling money into your phone games You know gene like why do you think why do you think rage shadow legends can afford to pay all of these people all of this money? Like because some people play that game and they get hooked on it and they spend insane amounts of money to do nonsense So anyway, that's not this one's interesting. Um Since er is here. I am disappointed that you guys like his video on life is strange. I'm working on a response video He was mostly dishonest and wrong Uh-oh Wow got called up twice today. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's a little rough especially given that I haven't ever said anything about. Oh, oh, he's saying. Oh, yeah Um, I mean, I know little about life is strange. I did play it. I thought it was garbage So, um, and I've seen your video. I don't know. I found it entertaining, but apparently you've been lying to me Yeah, the fuck. Well, I'm mostly focused on the time travel and that I believe Which is totally garbage. I don't know anyone could defend that Well, you just take women Yeah Have you ever thought about that? Um, you know, yeah fair enough. I guess, you know, I I wouldn't really know but uh, I didn't I didn't detect tizms I'm trying to get ruby rose to ea be against ruby rose from ruby. That'd be cool What it What does it what does it mean to ea be ea be Um, ea be epic rap battles of history Yes, yeah, I guess that's a I guess those are still going strong They made like 10 billion of them. It's still going I feel like I think like the last time I watched it was probably three or four years ago I mean, they weren't really entertaining. I just kind of lost track if they still do stuff Wait, did I die in that image or am I sleeping? Wait, what? Oh Uh once yay fucking dead Fuck and dead You're rocking the brown for these My punch shouldn't burn it that way I Does this come up on screen. I hope it does Well, I don't know yet You got um the game looks like little little little plushies and me and rags with all youtube similar I think and then Got are we doing a hug? Yeah, cuz hopms was uh, yeah I like it. We're doing the sleeps Yeah, these images are awesome. Thank you That's the stuff after every e-fat basically. Yeah Get up e-fat sleep Maybe you could squeeze a snack out at the end, but Let's get up go to the computer and it's a 180 right back at the He's the loo. I'll be right back. Hmm. Hmm Okay, I just worked on a movie with ruby rose I thought she was the stunt driver when I met her. She was cool though I Yeah, I'd hope she is cool in real life I hope she doesn't act anything like cake kane does I'll be in a damn shame Moeller if you and rags are unable to continue e-fat for whatever reason Which of your many guests do you think would be able to take the reins? Oh, so is this the scenario of Either both or one of me or rags gets hit by a freak blast of lightning I'm just like damn you're out Freak blast I don't know. So if if rags were hit by a lorry or some shit. Um, I'd be like, hmm I don't know. I'd have to talk to everybody figure out who would want to do it with me consistently If I were hit by the by the lorry, I suppose rags would do the same thing But if we were both down and who would I want to succeed us at that point? Uh I don't know. It would just be one of the honestly just out of the people who've been on here the most if they want to Pool together and figure it out. I wouldn't necessarily like I wouldn't I wouldn't want to have a specific person do it really. I just be like, I hope that we um People carry on with the the spirit of the show, you know I ask him what happens if we die Pretty much. Yeah. Well, what would we want to happen for e-fap and it's hosting if both of us were to die I hope that e-fap Ends but it inspires many podcasts like it and that people take what they've learned and the experiences and happiness That they've gained from our memories and do something positive and enriching with their lives to better the world Wow, there you go. Um I suppose if if the question is trying to include like You know, we're on our deathbed and it's like do you want someone to take the show over and carry it on or would you rather them Rather the episodes end with a with the last one was Rather they end I think I would probably be like, yeah, if say for example Weird scenario, but like, I don't know metal jane fringy like we'll do the rest of e-fap. We're like, maybe I'll just start a new show with you three being the hosts instead of You know, because if me and rags are dead It's like well, it's not. Yeah. I mean at what point do you say it's time for something new to begin and the old to I mean part of that is a Little possessive, but I think that's justified to a degree. You know what the e-fap is sort of our thing In a way, I think it'd just be a different show and not not in like a bad way Just may as well do your own thing your own branding your own labels your own format You know, I would want the community to find the podcast that they can get behind and to to encourage maybe other content creators to make a Like an e-fap inspired one. I wouldn't want it to be But something close that would be really nice to really nice to think about germfap My rags good to see the toxic brood brought back with a bang Rags say hello Hello back with a bang. But yeah, you know, this is a it's a pretty pretty good outing for 101. I imagine I hope it was up to snuff E-fap viewers. I hope you are sated for at least a week Do e-fap gaming among us or fall guys? Yeah, I mean, it's um, it's probably gonna happen. Honestly. Yeah, I'm thinking of doing On my stream as well as like you go to mongers like I'm thinking of doing like a One game in like a whole bunch of uh games just all in a row a big E-fap gaming medley. That's what it will be called and it means a bunch of things medley's fun, that's a By the way, I I think I don't know. It's on my mind. So I'm gonna say so sometimes my friend my family takes trips to Branson, Missouri Um, it's the south and they watch all the shows and they're they're religious and stuff and they go to think Right and there's and there's a there's a billboard in downtown Branson That that says the words country jubilee And it's just like a guy and a gal with like a fiddle or something and it's just this dull comedy Advertite not not even comedy just this dull music sort of production and I just always think man You couldn't drag me kicking and screaming Into a Branson show that's called the country jubilee like What a horrible horrible way to spend two hours I I am curious how this connects to What we were talking about Notting Not a not in no way does it Very well Um What are your thoughts on candy corn? Yeah, you're nay Did they sit with us? Do they see shoji taboochy? We know so we never saw shoji taboochy But I did go to a yakov smirnov show once uh while I was down there years ago Um, and he was fucking hilarious yakov was a funny guy Would highly recommend uh yakov smirnov What does that have to do with candy corn? Well someone in chat asked if we'd seen shoji taboochy Oh And I said no we hadn't seen them, but we've seen another relatively famous ish candy performer. Are you pro candy corn though? No Damn, I don't I don't candy corns I feel like candy's almost like a misnomer. I don't even know what it is. I just had to google it. I've never seen it in my life It's just like uh like how all christmas stuff is Uh, you know how all christmas stuff is great, but halloween has that stain on itself You don't want to take that position. You're gonna have to eat those fucking words eventually Oh, you think so? Oh, yeah, it'll taste like candy corn Uh, correct candy corns. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. It's fantastic. Oh, it's your dog though Which means I know best Listen to man's best friend I'm a woman Which one's woman's best friend spooky ghosts in halloween crazy cat ladies Wow The diamonds are a girl's best friend There you go diamonds versus dogs Diamond dogs Whoo, we got er chris simps forever down with the halloweenies Also, hello rags you sexy beast Oh, hello Um, ihas spoken debate over wow I can't believe a person of shadow prefers christmas. Well, it's just so obviously superior Are you saying that he's a p.o.s? Yeah, it's uh shadow people you got it's it's er literature devil smiler, um PSA sitch they're all shadow people Look at all the shadow people go. I don't know. We've only got a few left and they'll decide to review movies I want to hear ana and er say no No There you go be satisfied As usual er is correct christmas is based halloween is not based. Wow Going way too far now It is debased halloween is hyper based. It's so based you can't even tell anymore. It's so high up You didn't even know it went that high What does based even mean? If you have if you have to ask if you have to ask you ain't I do have to ask I live under an eight base I don't feel like that ain't Some it's sometimes it's sad to sad to hear it, but I need to google this you're not gonna tell me rags How am I gonna make it across two studios 15 seconds how? Step on the gas step on the police will come after me. It's not possible. I give up Okay Quick this is a very important question for everyone of the two candies, which is better twix or reset. Oh, right We did we did do for that one. Yeah, all right. I'm still on team twix Reese's for Reese's forever Is First miss obviously the most controversial thing er said I wonder which one movie bob would choose based means being yourself That's what it says. I urban dictionary to it's a based sure Not being scared of what people think about you not being afraid to do what you want to do yourself. That's it. Yeah, that's the one What What what the fuck Reese's is the superior candy. Oh no, we're gonna be doing it's gonna happen new debate Reese's has like the new factor for me here in Germany because I think I said it earlier. Uh, it's like they just basically Started selling it in the shops and I think it's left to import it. So you only get it like it's at special dates when they have like Uh I don't know. I could say like do America week. We have peanut butter now. I was like, okay America week we have peanut butter Hey, I think twix is a cool guy like I get along with him. He's cool and everything but Reese's just I don't know She's more entertaining. I actually had to have them the first time when I was uh First time in your place for you today. Oh my god It's the first time I actually had them in my hands and ate them and were very tasty. Hmm Um, are any of you interested in seeing the Snyder cut? No, but I'm probably gonna have to watch it anyways So, uh, I am interested in one thing and one thing only I know what you're referring to. Uh the the release day for that is what next year I think where's it this year? It's not the end of this year, right? You don't know nobody, okay Let's put it this way if if it's if it was the end of next year That's like what if we knew that's when it was coming out then I would try and make sure that we see All the dce you ahead of time Oh, yes You're gonna watch them and then we're gonna say that they're poopy. Oh, I've I've seen them, but um September 2021 Yeah, we got plenty of time It's gonna be fun. I'm sure One way or another it's gonna be fun Ghostbusters was fun Sure, don't you lie to me Who are you? Hi rags Hey, I'm Ola. Hello. Glad to be at 101. I do love halloween, but Christmas always makes me happier. Ah Yeah, it makes it should as it should it is the reverse for me Halloween halloween is a happy month. Yes. I said month. I'll kill you I mean, I don't mind fucking christmas counting as the whole month either. I'm okay with that Yeah, but christmas is the whole month halloween is four hours on a school night. So No, it's not You limit your own halloween, so that is sad Hate to hear it Christmas was a pagan holiday stolen by christians. Enjoy your dick tree in your living room Not hearing any counters. All right Yeah, so what's the point what what's the point you're making here exactly Before we read a super chat out the other the stream was someone ripped into halloween for being pagan I don't remember that count coming up. I don't care. I'm an atheist and I still think christmas is better Wow, you don't believe in pagans I don't believe in pagans. They're an in they're in they're an invention by the illuminati Illuminati They're controlled opposition They want to trick you into thinking that there are tree worshiping Dirt humping baby sacrificing. Oh god ne'er do wells who live in the forest Neander wells I'm combining two words because I find it amusing in welshland is where they reside. No, we expunged them. They're gone This is some of them escaped to many corners of the earth Uh Hey muzla and rugs Wanted to thank you for being an amazing source of entertainment in my life I recently got a job and i'm going through training and you guys are pushing me through it Aw Oh, glad to hear that. Good luck on your vocational endeavors. Hope that works out really well for you Absolutely. Thank you very much for sharing that. It's good to hear Guys, do efap movies jupiter ascending the movie that made the wachowski brothers become the wachowski sisters eddie redman's performance I don't know much of anything about it really so short one. We could do that Efap movies jupiter ascending Eman Yeah Jupiter ascending he man Do do do hey mola. I recently watched vati videos best souls born content I thought you got a shout out in that video, but I think you have been edited out of the video Do you know anything about that? Oh Is that true? What that'll be like a like a like a while ago Oh, yeah, vati video did a video where he's talking about which videos you should watch and he mentions Mathematosis then he says h bomb a guy and then he says me as if to like that's the The breadth of the conversation so it's all the responses and stuff so you can look into it all but if if he added me out But I mean walk that guy. Hey man I am controversial. Okay, if you want to be friends Imagine wanting to be friends with just right and you can't because you watch my content How sad would that be if it was me and they edited me out? I'd be like, well, you're still a pathetic coward But at least I could sort of understand why you know, but you're still a pathetic coward I mean, I don't know if it's true yet. So but if it is It is hypothetically If someone else would if they would have done it to me, but maybe it's all not maybe it was a different video Or maybe he decided Mola's a bit tisemy. I'm going It happens I can set people off with my Art killing ways Um Reese's is superior to Twix. Oh It is Well, then and that was from Batman's pet goldfish. So I'm pretty sure that's definitive I feel debate over Fish's opinion on food is basically worthless. Wow Feel as if we cannot Can not support rampant racism on this podcast. It's beeshism fishism No, it's it's got biscuit and Chocolate and it's got this delicious caramel in there and it's all paired together. It's just it's all oh, it's good So good. It's good stuff. Got a little bit of crunch in there It's just it's good stuff. And I'm gonna say Reese's are good I feel like twix has more to offer Good twix is terrible Terrible what terrible twix bar everything Chocolate and caramel and biscuit is bad. Yes. Oh my god. Do you like you like butterfingers? I love butterfingers Okay, I feel there was more to that debate, but it just ended. Oh, they're fine. What about payday? Oh hell no, I love paydays. I don't like nuts unless they're pistachios, but then I just eat those by the door I love nuts Oh I can't fill up nuts. I got a jug of nuts right here. I'm gonna have some right now Just despite that Just by dry roasted peanuts unsalted the closest I can get to raw peanuts the better Oh, fucking these legumes are delish Nope, no, no so good You get that you get that natural earthy taste It's like these things were they're from the earth and they're a gift to everyone No, oh, mom. Mmm. You're stealing food from elephants Elephants elephant food rags elephants need to worry about like not getting shot. All right the peanuts in my jug not Not what they need to be worrying about Do you like almonds better or walnuts? Hmm walnuts Really I love pistachios or though. I love them. They're great I think peanuts are my top my top nut So you like salty nuts No, I not really I prefer them like with my peanuts I I always get them unsalted Not roasted if possible. Like I said the closest I can get them to raw the better I like my nut raw. All right. Why don't you just go? I love myself a good mouthful of raw nut Is what I like. Okay Why isn't my not surprised? Because you know that I have good taste Good taste in nuts questionable But sometimes it's questionable and the answer is yes. I have good taste No, no, no, no because you like twigs more than rhesus, which is wrong Hmm Guys who of the four is the best mario luigi warlo luigi or wario luigi wait, what was the third one? Wario all right, um I feel like luigi is our sleeper hero luigi I don't even think it's close luigi dominates. He's the fucking ultimate badass of the mushroom kingdom He would fucking cut your head off for like a nickel I mean when luigi does it with bowser, you know, he's just hoping luigi comes and rescues her Because he doesn't have to bend down to kiss that short midget short midget You know who's really four foot nine? It's mario. It's not mon mothma I just love how your brain works with that. It's like I really want to emphasize how small he is. He's a short midget The midget world frown while they look down upon his height. Oh, um Sorry, I had not my mouth One of the things going back to nuts peanuts especially One time I had a pizza and instead of Like the the tomato sauce It was like this this peanut oil and it was delicious You know tasted really really good It sounds good. So the next time I can find a place that does that it was like in san antonio or something Uh, the next time I can find a place who does it Boy, do you think they did that with a dreamy so I can try it? Oh, well, let me check the distance between the two We might let's see Yeah, you lazy gman Yeah, but that would ruin the joke So it's five thousand three hundred ninety six miles. Oh, that can make that Which isn't hot when it arrives You know, it's far when you know, it's far when the shortest distance between the two points is a curved line Was that possible in a flat earth ranks, what the fuck? I don't know It's a conspiracy to make us pay more for jet fuel that they don't actually need because the engines just run on compressed air The engines run on our fear Of the curved world So anyway Mueller if you've seen possum from 2018 It's a horror movie on amazon prime for free and iamote's the best one i've seen in ages I'd recommend watching the trailer if you want to and have the time All right You know some of these recommendations we do get around to eventually if these aren't the greatest things you've ever the ever Then a chat you go into the naughty room and you're gonna have to sit on a stool and face the wall Going to horny jail horny jail too Go into the fucking naughty room Reese's oh still Reese's comments. No, I read that one already. Um Rags is correct about christmas, but wrong about twix also high rags Hello, um, it's good to meet someone who's half right No Uh high rags boobledy er ana and I guess moodle too Wow, wow Hello, hello, they they got all the important ones. Hello, I guess Oh, give me just a moment just a second. Mm-hmm Sorry for my confusion in episode 100 super chats used hi in a fuck mary kill reference human intercourse meme. Oh That's what it was I think we um, we answered the question assuming that with the case and then got confused about what it was supposed to be But yes, that is an internal meme. Do you know about that one? Yeah, um, we were covering someone who wanted to say that two people had sex and instead said they had human intercourse It's so funny to me What Even if they'd said intercourse it would have been funny, but human intercourse So Well, they were gonna do some sea fish intercourse that's that's just like all these qualifiers and you start to get confused Um If I'm gaming among us, please everyone keeps asking for it. We will give it a shot at some point I swear I need to watch people play it because I still don't get it yet It's like it's very basically an extended version of push the button Is it good? I don't know. I haven't played yet. Is it good? Maybe I think it's actually more like trouble in terrorist town So someone killed someone and the best find out who killed someone There's a better descriptor Uh er and rags of best girls long live christmas I mean, I don't christmas to die Like you can hang around christmas. You're cool It's good food on christmas. Yeah Anyways, he's usually like everyone everyone can hang out some christmas cheer, but it's also christmas So there are the negatives that come with that, you know Like christmas is pretty gay. Just saying good Halloween is very chat-ish just saying Well, you know just the gavish the chat. I'm good, dude You what? Halloween doesn't have any good food. I suppose that's dependent on the person You can have whatever food you want at christmas. Just saying But you don't have like a really great Halloween meal You can if you want. Yes you do. It's called sugar That ain't no meal. Yes it is That's dessert at best. No, no, no, no I can basically live off of candy and that can be my three meals a day even though I only eat one today You know, you got your pixie sticks. You got your chocolate. You have your taffies Um, let's see. You have your like candy shaped things that are made out of like some kind of cotton candy or marshmallows You can make an entire meal just out of any then you have your gummies as well Like haven't you ever seen like a gummy pizza? You can have a full meal just made out of candy and it's like A gummy pizza You can have fruit, um fruit candy like candied apples. Well, why why are we assuming we can't just have normal food in the halloween? What's happening here? But i'm just saying you can make an entire meal out of candy I've done it plenty of times But why would you because it's fucking fantastic. That's why All right Well, yeah, don't knock it till you try it right like lost the dollar the fucking uh life is strange too. How do you know that's not great? I don't know. I haven't actually played exactly. So from now on you must say it is great until you know, it's not all right, then Do you have any thought of covering that way? You're just like that fuck off Uh, man, uh, I mean I do hear the ends on a great note. I hear trump's wall Uh makes an appearance through the end which sounds pretty fun But god, I'd have to actually play it which is the not fun part People think diabeto You guys it can't it'll conflict with the law and I was directly trying to murder diabeto in the in in the meme so That's true Uh Twix crunchy wafer top with caramel and coated in chocolate Reese's chocolate and peanut butter slapped together in a gooey mess Oh, yeah Yeah, I mean Since when is it like the more things that are there means the better it is when it comes to chocolate? We just shove everything in there then yeah, I guess it's the best chocolate now. No No, no Um Bigamary sue kamalakon in avengers game or ray I don't know anything about the avengers game is the same Yeah, you hate the avengers. Have you checked it out? You what went out who the avengers game. Do you know anything about that the avengers game? No, not really Are you saying you did not get the horizon skin? Yeah, all of who does it's bad from like everyone I'm sure it's really good Holy shit, it's er also high rags. He would say hi back. He's currently uh Hi, he's getting he's under attack. He's building aliens trying to get at rags. He's fighting them off. Give him a sec. He'll be back I've never played hollow knight. When do you think when do you guys think silk song will be released? Don't know what that is dlc is it or expansion That is a completely new game that's gonna come out But based on the character from the first game, I think Um, well, yeah, I played a few hours of hollow knight. I thought it was really good and then I never played it again I don't really know why I played it back when it came out. I still haven't played all of the I haven't played any of the dlc's My plan is to play it when when we know silk song arrived. So just like a like a refresh I know Sweet The orc be taken over to super chat also high rags How did this bullshit was here to say hello? In 100 I sent super chat about a polyon in for honor Polyon said a polyon was tall and big which makes sense for a warrior Your entire life in reference to abby mostly meant big is in muscles not in height Very well Does anybody anybody played for honor here? I'm afraid I don't know either but fair enough um Mandatory efab on my birthday. Here's some money comment. Keep up the good work lads So many people have birthdays. We guys noticed that Happy Florence day My god almost every day of the year someone's having a birthday seems unlikely to me Yeah Um One of the photos that got leaked from chris evans phone was henry cavill in black suit superman from snider cut What is why does he have it you think? I don't know um because it's a beautiful image. Did you guys see the other thing that got leaked? Like about Wait, really? Yep. Oh the second I found out I was like, where is this on the internet? Yeah, that wasn't my initial reaction Yeah, I I he's like made a big deal about america's ass. I was like, let's see america's uh junk and I saw it and I'm like Yep, that's definitely american What a beautiful story It was a beautiful story with a very beautiful indian. I'm very happy that that exists Well, there you go Yeah, I I don't know why he would have that image. I guess he's maybe he was just on a website and saved it I don't know. It was like, oh, that's cool superman, but evil suit or whatever the black suit means Metal thoughts on the german question. Yes Yes Get read from overly sarcastic productions on here. She hates the sequel trilogy too Uh possibly in the future. No, it is not too If you don't like the sequel trilogy, you're welcome here. We also welcome the other ones too Um remember to invite nerd roddick for battlefield earth will be done. It shall be funny Hello all seen the social dilemma on netflix. Is that like a movie? Or or the actual Yeah, I'm assuming that's what they're referring to and yeah, that's been a fucking disaster I'm sure netflix will survive. Um Unfortunately, yeah, and just jesus christ. How about like hopefully they learned something from this that'd be great No, it's actually a documentary of the social dilemma. Oh, it's an actual other thing Yeah Yeah, I don't know anything about it Uh, oh, there's one for rags. I will hang on to that for a moment Currently having a back and forth on tiktok with someone who says ray is well written and that writing quality is 100 Subjective kill me. Hi from wales. Oh Well, the first part of that is that you're fighting with somebody on tiktok Yeah Ever I am back Hello So I I have the same problem that that wolf had so I ordered something in every once in a while Yeah, I'll I'll have something delivered because e-fap and everything They they got a pizza and they brought me the wrong one. They brought me someone else's damn let them know like, hey I had I ran outside and I was like, yo pizza guy. I was too late. He was driving away and some of the people looked at me odd because They were like this dude running out. I mean this dog running out with his pizza in his mouth So I didn't Huh little on and the pizzas that they gave you Uh, they gave me a large supreme and I just ain't yeah, I know right. There's just too much going on with the onions and I can't eat onions Those are my things cannot eat onions. All right. They're my kryptonite Can't I I am of the camp. I don't mind the taste. I do not like the texture Uh, the taste can be okay, but yeah that texture is No, no, no likey It's like eating, you know metal commanders. It's like Hello Little better get off youtube. Yeah, what are you? Yeah Out of everyone who was criticized you probably got the harshest Like get the fuck off That was bizarre You have no place here talking about swords You're like the most benign out of all of us in terms of aggression when dealing with like other people's opinions And he's like you need to go Yes, hello No You you have this idea of how a car should be I am taking this to the next level This is modern art in the form of a car You know, most of the cars I don't have an engine Some engine I have wheels Have you ever seen it? I don't think so They just tell you there's an engine in there really. It's just a bunch of hamsters on wheels specifically hamster on wheels Uh rags if you were to do me ryan johnson style, how would you submit my expectations in the bedroom? I don't know I probably I don't know assuming I even can't well assuming I even arrived. I would probably just like I don't know, uh I don't I don't know what your character is to destroy it um I just expect just to do something so unappealing like you just pull mayonnaise that's warm all over them Would that be I that would be worse than cold mayonnaise, would it? I don't know actually Oh, if you all right, it's bad if you're in bed. It's sexy time and mayonnaise hose go Just squirts mayonnaise all over you and this this gets back to the mayonnaise question that we were asked earlier Um, of course, so this is what we call a bit of a throwback Um, but I don't know if I'd rather be squeezed with Um, I probably I think I'd prefer it cold You know I honestly don't know Here's my reasoning. Okay cold mayonnaise would keep together a lot easier But hot mayonnaise would be a lot more runny and it would get everywhere But cold mayonnaise seems like it'd be easier to just you know if you were covered in it Isn't it already too late and it being hot would that mean you can get it off quicker? So I don't think so Um, I think that it would just get it would just be super duper messy if it was hot But I guess I'm envisioning This is important shut up So I'm like someone has a tube of mayonnaise and they squeeze the tube so it comes out in like a rope You know Like I said, I was picturing a fire hose Wow, we're operating on two different Levels of the luminance here. That's what I mean So severe and you because you're like it's already subversive to pour mayonnaise on someone But to the quantity that the room might start to fill up with it. It's like, oh my god Yeah, at that point I Hmm. I suppose if it was really hot you could like swimming it because it would be more liquidy But it probably still be quite difficult because I think I think dogs are I don't know if dogs are less dense than mayonnaise Is the this is the question that I don't know the answer to um I look like it's this doggie paddle through this river of mayonnaise um peak e-fap What could it be frozen e-fap? So it was just like you could walk on top of it If we're allowed to choose the state of the of the thing then I suppose frozen might be the way to go actually Yeah, like because you could use your hand you could pick it up and you you might depending on where it got You might not even have to clean it up because it's all together So you can just pick it up and just chuck it in the bin. You gotta be pretty fast because uh, also you're supposed to say trash not bin Well, we have bins here trash. We have trash bins here Maybe it's a local the regional thing But we we have if someone says yeah throw that just throw that in the bin Then we have like metal bins that are the trash cans. Yeah You don't say rubbish do you? No, no one says rubbish here. Yeah, sir. You know British trash or garbage put it in the rubbish Get rid of it Put your soul in the rubbish So, yeah, that person got their money's worth. That's for damn sure. Um, put us on the mayonnaise I just want to puke You don't like mayonnaise if you've consumed mayonnaise. It'll come back. You don't like saffas Yeah, that would explain why you don't like twix because caramel is like a delicious gooey sauce Uh, I don't mind caramel when it's like by itself, but Do you cut it by itself? Mahler, is it caramel? Is it caramel or caramel? You're the former is way more preferable to the to the latter So I say caramel is is what I would say caramel I suppose is what I accept from american, but caramel. That's that's prison Carmel it sounds close to carnal, which is how I feel when I eat a twix Carmel carnal passion accurately. I feel like caramel is skipping another letter that belongs in that word Well, so I'll call it uh caramel when it's like a sauce on things like when you put um Pizza like when you have ice cream and you have like the caramel like drip on it That I'll call it caramel, but when it's like, you know, just a little square piece of caramel. That's when I call it Okay, um Hmm. Hmm. How do you feel? So we know your position on you'll go ahead go ahead I like when you go to see candy and they're like, oh, do you want like caramel this this and that and it's like No, it's like, oh, do you want like, you know this many pounds of like caramel? Pounds damn You don't know but when I go shopping to candy stores. Yeah, she even has caramel That's a food group is caramel. Yeah, well, I really like bacon So, you know, you have 420 blaze it No, not not that. Um So we've established your position on mayonnaise, which is important inventory However, what how do you feel about miracle whip? Ew All right. Well, all right. Well You're an half I suppose. Yeah What you gonna do That's it. I'm the pickiest in your life Oh, yeah I'm somewhat picky not that picky with someone I think you just have some I just have my no-nose No, I'm not talking about places you can't touch on my body I'm talking about like foods. I can't foods that I just can't I can't do Is that different from your yes nose? My yes nose. Those are those are my mod. That's my middle zone You know if if something's it's fine like tomatoes are yes nos for me. They're okay. They're not bad You know, it's just you know, they're good when you like pick them off the vine But like when they're in stuff or when they're cold, it's just gross so So that so that leaves picked off the vine alone What do you mean alone because you said they're not good when they're in stuff Oh, yeah, yeah, which is their primary application Like you pick them off the vine. That's the only time I leave them Just so just like, you know, just yank it off the bush and chow down Well, it's not a good bush. It's they're like vines that fine bush shrub No, it's very different. I don't think so really It's like what people say. It's not a it's not a bird. It's a ship and they're like, yeah, it's a mate. It's a mob They grow very differently I don't know. I don't know if I can trust you. I don't know if I can trust a Reese's Wow The loyalty to Reese's apparently makes you untrustworthy vines are just weird bushes They really are though no the vines are weird bushes No Yeah, they definitely are No, how how is it even close to being a bush? How is it? No, that's a weird bush So, you know how you have bushes someone? Yeah Yeah, you have bushes which are typically, you know Rooted in the ground they have a central stem of some kind branching limbs They can either be flowering or they could be fruit bearing and they have their leaves and everything like that, right? Bushes come in all shapes and sizes and colors and sounds and all that But you have vines which are kind of like bushes in the sense that yeah photosynthesis long stems They grow towards the light pretty typical stuff, but the really weird versions of that You know, they've got leaves sure they can have fruit on them. They can have flowers on them Yeah, but they're just they're not the same, but they're definitely flora. You know what i'm talking about You look at a vine and you're like i've i've seen this before it's like a bush You wouldn't Say what you went to a vineyard you would never say. Oh, yeah, that's a great bush. No, it's that's a weird bush No, I'd say that and i've been to vineyards I went to the i went to the vineyard at vanderbilt or sorry the Biltmore And it was delish Big fan if i'm gonna be honest big fan of the free samples But yeah, lots of weird bushes in the vineyard all right then You hurt my brain sometimes, right I don't I I don't know. It's just it's just seems natural to me, you know To hurt people's brains No, well Oh, I do not get up here. Why is there nothing up here? I deserve something to find game Damn you even a message that says you shouldn't be up here My first super chat ever eFap 101. Let's take him to school. I've not seen all of 100 yet But I can't miss this haimola rags and a metal and the black man. Yeah Oh Of all the people to not say hello, it was rags Hello, no, no, no, I was I was waiting I was subverting expectation We already dealt with that question right as you can't let it pay me into your whole life It would be horrible though because you expected me to do that, but I didn't oh my god Yeah Hi, I'm from the future. I'm the guest on eFap 237 Star Wars episode 10 dropped and movie barb is arrested after 20 122 bodies are found in his house most had been eaten. It's a small amount of food. Oh my goodness small amount of food Well 122 bodies that is a small amount of food for him. I guess that's kind of crazy Honestly, it seems like it'd be tough to do. I wonder how many of the bones he consumes It seems excessive to be honest. I leave some for the other people Demon soul's review I I mean I'll play it. I don't know if I Don't give a video Stanky old games who cares about old games What season are we on of eFap right now? Well on the site, there's six So we're in seven. However, I think more and more people are starting to get used to the idea that each year would be a season So one through 50 50 through 100 etc Yeah, that's that's the current standing I know a lot of people referred to the this episode as season three's beginning. So It's complicated, you know to figure it out. I'll just talk to our producers Hi, I have a question when I got to sleep I dreamed about molla who sent jay back in time to stop joll before he could kill us all after waking up a sore spider Did he showed me the future? If yes, why did he why did you sent jay? Um, you didn't because that's the future and it hasn't happened I guess they're asking why I choose to send it. So it's a rival. Um, I already know that I do send jay therefore I will Um, everything makes sense. Yeah Oh now I'm excited for halloween. I loved your man of madon stream last year. Why? Game's so bad Notice that this person wasn't excited for halloween You know, but now that's something that's non halloween. He's going on Now they're like, oh halloween. Yes. It's very normal halloween to hang out with friends and play horror games That is a very weird thing to do on halloween Oh, no, it's not that that's not the point I was making the point Is that it took something that wasn't halloween to make him excited about? No, that is explicitly a halloween thing I disagree And uh, actually if you if you follow the comment they were they were happy with it last year and they assumed it wasn't happening this year No, they were they weren't happy with halloween. They're happy with the game that you're doing halloween is coincidence at best besides that's one person even if you were right, which you're not it wouldn't matter One person's excitement for a holiday does not thus make it everyone's experience with the holiday him That poor person enjoying halloween. You're just coming in there to try and ruin everything You you chris simps. Just you can't handle people having fun What ate his lived experiences racism. That's what it is. We're all comes down to Um, but yes, um, mel and I are very excited He's so good to get drunk. Oh, yeah Oh, no, why do the police always get upset at me when I run over people? What the hell? Pretty racist. Damn it. I have oh, you know, I need to restart this What do you want to write? Instead of worrying about crime like the empires This next one just says adolf hitler Okay Do you think that's that's the way of saying like he's trying to send us super chats I'll take hitler's money. It's like, thank you. Hello. It makes I mean it makes hitler poorer. So I'm down there. We're winning Rags, we're the video at oh being made Being made I've been today what I've been focusing on is going through Uh, because I could only do so much because um e-fap starting but I I'm on the I'm doing my tracking fob section where I talk about how the tracking fobs cause some pretty significant issues with star wars movies So I'm going through a bunch of them and saying here's how like each movie breaks if these tracking fobs existed and they were used The movie sort of fall apart Uh, that's a bit you all you need to do really right is find instances where people need to find the location of another person Yeah Or yeah, it's either that or it's basically an early warning detection system for when that's true. Yeah And all of this and like every movie breaks Um when this happens essentially, um, dude, and you like programmed it to have everyone's in a thing And then you just have this device that tells you whenever anyone is near you Yeah, and remember once you're tracked you're tracked And we don't even actually know and it's kind of implied that you don't have to be like captured To be tracked I'm just assuming that you have to be captured and then they track you Um, so if I'm wrong, it makes it even worse Um, but yeah, luke tracked for life lay a track for life. Han had me captain amadala Captain amadala We queen finaka and captain amadala That's was in the movie. Um power dynamics Um, basically just basically everybody Is everyone I I because originally I did all the episodes and I was like who gets captured in all these movies And I was like wow good guys get captured all the time bad team. What are you doing? Veda wants to find luke if only there was a way to do that Yeah, the sequel break down quicker than anything else, but they all sort of have issues Some are more complicated issues than others, but some are um Hello, did you read all the super chats from ef 95 as far as I'm away? Yeah, um I think so Yeah I tend to just keep track of all of them and then read them all as as we go as far as I know it was done Um, I love dfap 100. It was a genuinely great experience to listen to 30 hours keep up the great work Yeah, that was uh, that was a time That it was it was more than 30 as well for me, right? It was 31 if you count the breaks and then if you had on the time we were awake prior some Some olympic shit. All right, we deserve medals I'm right here. Okay for an olympic shit. Yeah, you deserve a medal Mm-hmm It's an odd sport, but you know any traction Yeah, uh to those winning streak though To those switches, I'm assuming they mean to those with oh, yeah to those with switches Have you tried fire emblem three houses or fire emblem three houses? I thought it was fire. I mean three houses. That's what I thought it was So we had subtitle, but I'll yeah, I gotta build houses. I guess I'm Real estate agent in the fire emblem, you know House um a good mix of simulation of strategy with three four if you buy dlc unique stories done. Well I've generally enjoyed the fire emblem games Uh, I've liked him so far, but um, I don't know if I have the time to devote to fire emblem games now But I couldn't believe it's all right I had a old boyfriend that I bought it as a birthday gift for once one of the one of the ds ones There was like two games of it You know, uh, there took two versions of it and he wanted one Yeah Fuck you forget what the line is Um More than ranks can congrats on a successful efap 100 been going through the batwamin episodes and wow What a glorious endeavor. Anyways, love y'all Yeah, it's um, thank you very much. It's a fun fun satin. It's complete now. It's pretty crazy going through a whole tv show laughing at it Hey, uh Why is the frogman crying over invisible onions? Well metal I was cutting a lot of them In my eyes Oh, I wiped I had an itchy eye So I wiped it a little bit so I got some some onion juice in my in my eye onion juice No, no juice What about new hope can't think of where the fobs would help there So the issue with the new hope is primarily that they have leia trackable for life now What do you mean you can't figure out the all they need to know is any single person who's a part of the rebellion, right? Yeah, it could be that but specifically they now have a a tracker on leia Oh, you mean are you saying that assuming they need to capture them first? um, well this Yeah, this is assuming right good I'm giving the benefit of the doubt but in also in the video. I'm like, oh by the way These problems as they are This is assuming the least damage of the two alternatives Because I don't even know if you have to be captured and like a process has to be done to you in order to lock onto your Biosignature or whatever it is because it tracks people um It's not like a tracking device as we've seen before we assume the the empire Plants a tracking device on the millennium falcon. We see obi one throwing a tracking device onto slave one Um, yeah, so it it's something that sends out a signal that is being tracked Whereas this is no it's like the person And you're like, oh That's gonna cause you some issues They'll know if this is tech you want to introduce Yeah, man, I'm you know, I've got a bit of a naive brain It's like no they'll they could fix it in season two. It's like it's gonna be worse. They're gonna make it worse That's what they always do It's gonna get fixed. They're gonna they'll have super trackers that can track your feelings I feel like Get emotions. She's feeling sad over there Mad Lauren feels upset me man I Don't care Oh, yeah, like for instance when oh and queen amadala is the supposed queen amadala, but they'd probably do it for the rest of the group um Is captured at the beginning of uh The phantom menace like boom their track for life um And the tracker is shared between the trade federation because like newt gunray and all those people they still They are still the antagonists of the factions and the prequel trilogy. It's the cis So they would still have all that info. They would have Padme from queen amadala's bio signature. Oh, yeah, rags. What if phopper invented a day before mando took place I don't believe only the sequels that are effective In a world in in the real world. We have tracking devices and they're really simple There's no way that this like because we we always knew when tracking tracking devices were in the star wars universe Or like, yeah, of course a pretty simple technology You know, yeah, but being able to track people. I was like, oh, that's a thing Shit, and even if we assume that this stuff was just invented Apparently all of the bounty hunters in this guild have them and nobody else Even though this is ubiquitously useful technology for everyone to have In the first store use the fuck out of it because remember hoe gets captured Ben's a stormtrooper. So they got one on him ray gets captured chewy gets captured Everyone's getting captured and boom now they're trackable and being able to know where they are That's important plot stuff that they'll use to their advantage He's bad. He's no good No He's not good Oh Floridian man florida man Florida man But it but it's like all it looks like flora domin Doesn't matter florida man here. I'm a bird person because of allergies to dogs and cats. I love birds. Am I weird? Well, I am from south florida I like the idea of birds as pets, but I guess I've just maybe I just got some Asshole birds. Maybe that's the case because everyone else is playing with their birds and their birds are fun And they're great. My bird. What kind of bird it is, too Um, I had two Parakeets and a peach faced lovebird Lovebird. Yeah I have I told you my lovebird story I don't believe you have All right. I got a fucking lovebird story One of my first jobs was working as a valet at a hotel Standing out front of the hotel Cretan guests luggage the whole nine yards, right? Fucking get up too. What's the tenth yard? Um, we don't go that's off property. Oh, okay We hear this weird noise one day and this bird Just flies up to us lands on my shoulder Kind of freaks me out for a moment, but I'm a pretty yeah, I'm pretty brave, dude. Not gonna lie I asked, you know So I've just got this weird-looking bird on me a little bit beat up. He's been I don't know. He he could still fly in everything, but he's been in a scuff or something Totally okay with me. Never seen this bird before So it takes a liking to me We put it in the box for the moment and we ask around for a guess like did anyone lose a bird I don't know we got nearby apartments and but we don't know what's going on with this bird I take it to the nearby pet shop and I'm like, yo, what is this and like, oh, that's a peach face love bird You're supposed to like escape from someone or somebody. Yeah, I don't know No one ever came by looking for it. So they're like, what am I supposed to do? And I was like, well, like I guess I'll keep it So the thing was this this bird was a fucking asshole though It was love birds have these little pointing hooky bill things and this he'd sit on you like on your shoulders and stuff But if you wanted to like do anything with him like put your hand close to him He'd bite it and stuff like that and eventually I just let him go because like you're a fucking asshole bird You've got no you got no respect for what I've done. I bought a cage for you And I I made sure you were okay and I gave you food and water Yes, exactly. Those are peach face love birds and I hear they're so sweet. They're so wonderful They're just so great. Mine was a fucking cock So to hell with that guy No No gratitude at all. So I just let him go And now he's I'm sure he's gone off to terrorize. No, it was a sheet like the next ones But I'm sure it's gone off and fucking terrorize somebody else that it's going to lure in with its cute little fucking Lovebird face and then it's going to get in their house and it's just going to be an asshole to them too I give that bird plenty of chances Also the noise the fucking noise. It's always it has this high pitched. It's not a squeak It's not like a yeah, it's just this ear piercing shriek This lovebird is making and maybe in some of my old videos you can even hear the fucking bastard But it wouldn't shut up. It was always just making noise and shit. I could take it I couldn't take the noise ear piercing shrieks I wish I had a good bird Famous because of that movie Pauly I don't know anything about it. So somebody probably got it and got pissed off about it How much it been hassled is and let it breathe and then you got stuck with it Damn I just I I I like the idea of a good bird I've heard that birds are super smart and they can be very loving and great And I love watching bird meme videos, right? I like birds, but I guess the birds I got were just pieces of shit Sad story on ifa That's what yeah, it's what gratitude gets you these days Yeah, see there was a theme Expectations were subverted Um, yeah thoughts on Cora simps and avatar being racist Avatar being racist, huh? I've seen I have seen stuff like that on twitter. It's like, um Isn't that the opposite? It's avatars are world imagined free of whiteness. Yeah, we're talking about twitter, so It's like Everything can be racist in some way shape or form. I can't remember what the argument is. I remember looking into it being like How did you do this? I yeah, I mean I Everyone throws a lot of avatar criticism at me. I've never heard avatar as racist actually There's only a matter of time Yeah Fuck these police work overtime, man Uh, well, they're undead who's police. So I don't know They're more effective than the regular police I don't know what that means Um Anna objectively has the cutest laugh I disagree but thank you Who has a cuter laugh than you? Um, everyone. I think I have a very obnoxious voice and laugh Yeah I disagree with that Yeah, I don't think you're obnoxious sounding Hold on I don't know, I just don't like my voice Hmm Well, um, I'm gonna tell Anna you said that. It's fucked up Uh This just says true. I think it's about Anna having objectively the cutest laugh Hmm Yeah, there we go This one says Legend of Korra is better than That's all it says Nothing I definitely know Legend of Korra is absolute shit Thank you I mean, if that was supposed to say it's better than Better than avatars, we're like oh god Does that, there are people who think that right? Yes, and they're Supposedly Never seen one in the wild Catalyst I have and this one girl's explanation was because Mako is cute What? How does that make an entire Thin-off show better than The original They weren't cute enough to end up with any of the checks? I know The argument that I've heard that I actually like is that It's one of the few shows that, you know, when they're When avatar is going on it's during a certain time period and so in Korra It's like, you know, it shows the advancement in time Which is total bullshit, but okay Well, I mean it's like When I was talking because this was actually an in-person conversation that I was having with someone I was like I didn't really think about it because I was so like what the fuck is going on Why would you ruin Aina and make him a terrible father for one? Yeah Why would you just never explain where Saka went? But, what was the debate? This has been like years and years ago But somebody brought up how in Lord of the Rings how Oh yeah, this happened 3,000 years ago and then You know, to where Frodo is And it's like, well they made absolutely no advancements in technology And you can see in real life like how different things were 3,000 years ago for us As compared to where we are now I'm like, yeah, I guess but when you're in a fantasy genre And the world works differently, you don't Well, we have no idea, that doesn't contradict anything Yeah, why, I mean, I don't know if I Like the Lord of the Rings comment through this like, well We didn't even get to explore much of the world in the In fact, you probably know how things work or why You're some, you know, cultures advance in different ways Like me, I don't know It was just one of those arguments where I'm like, well That doesn't necessarily bother me Because I know I'm going in to watch this fantasy movie About magic and different creatures I'm not really going in for like historically correct On the way a society advances But as far as that with Avatar and Korra I was like, yeah, but even then You look at the way things were And the way that they had, you know, their technology Just, and I'm blanking on that What's the name of the city that Boomi's from? Amashu Amashu, okay The way that they had their stuff set up And I understand introducing cars and technology Like it's the industrial revolution in Korra But, well, I see what they were going for As far as the concept Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah How they were trying to base it off something But I'm just like That wouldn't be the way that they would advance Based on the technology that got introduced The last airvender, you know? Yeah, their industrial revolution would not Perfectly mimic ours Exactly But that was the closest When I've had a conversation with somebody that liked it And I'm like, well, I liked that it showed that And I was like, I can see your point But still it doesn't work Because they had, even like with the drill They had technology and, you know, automobiles Back when the gang was around Yeah, well, I mean, to be honest The technology and avatar makes, like No fucking sense at all They have tanks that can, like, hookshot up mountainsides They have giant drills They have... It's a lot of steampunk nonsense To be quite honest And so then to take that And make it into just cars and radios And everything that we have That just even cheapens it Would radios be super useful, though? They would be super useful But they don't make any sense In the context of the Avatar world, I'm not saying Why not? Because Number one Is an ancient Asiatic, like, universe So, Core takes place about how many years? 70 years later? So go from ancient times 70 years plus that Radios 70 years is what the difference is? Yes Yeah, I don't know enough about What technologies lead to what technologies And how they, like, transfer, if you know what I mean You know, like, what is a giant industrial drill That people are going to do for people who are trying to build radios? Like, I don't know It seems like a really shitty way to just do what Earthbenders can do It's like, oh, we need a hole in that wall Done Or we need to go through a mountain Just use Earthbending and do it Oh, do you mean, are you saying there would be no point in having a drill? I mean, I don't think that there would be any pressure to create a drill Well, surely there would be, though, for people who aren't Earthbenders Yeah, I suppose they're Yeah, but you could always hire one Well, not in the state of the world The state of the world at the time isn't Friendly with Earthbenders at that point, right? They've got some in prison, I think But, uh Just hire one, get a trader and be like No, I mean, the fired nation is trying to take over everybody at that point They're not really, um You know, it's not like a happy Yeah, but they're occupying, they're just trying to conquer everything I feel like they would still utilize the tools to their advantage You know, force, I mean The Earthbender might not want to do the fired nation's bidding But if they're saying, hey, we're gonna murder your whole family If you don't drill a hole through this mountain I don't know, if you free them up to be able to push holes into the Earth Kingdom's Place, they might turn on you Well, not if they have to get a family somewhere The idea to get, like, if they don't do it, you kill them When they do have capture Earthbenders, they put them out on some metal barge Yeah Isn't metal ore, though? Are those treated as different things? Well, they hadn't discovered metal bending yet Yeah, there is metal bending You bend elements of Earth within the metal, but that's not, like, a thing until later on in the series Yeah, until Toph figures it out Yeah Yeah, I'm just saying, like, if you came up with a big, you had a big wall And you, as a fired nation, were like, we're gonna kill you if you don't punch a hole through it An Earthbender could theoretically just, like, punch the hole, bring up a wall behind them And then close the wall up as they go inside it, and they're like, haha We're switching teams, bitch You know, like, once they open the wall, they're just, like... Well, you can close the back up pretty quickly This arrow, or we're gonna kill that family of yours that we've got hostage Oh, yeah, that's more fair You could potentially do that Yeah Or you could build an enormous fucking drill Just... God, the cop's on my own car, get away Oh, no Oh, no Mola, the father, author, and absolute creator of objective criticism Oh, yes Pioneer Yeah Potato legumes for everyone And an extra large portion for the patron saint of potato legumes rags There you go I love me some taters Taters I love me some taters I'm getting sleepy, so I'm gonna take my leaf here Racism Why? I like it One ball Disappointing Which one are you again? I don't know It's a crime Too late, early to tell It's been very fun, Mr. Mortall Indeed As always Tell people about where you are to be found Just five and beyond the Twitchenheimers If you don't know, I just basically... Evil platform Evil platform Might even be more evil than YouTube I don't know No, just stream Tism's there I'll probably stream Hades tomorrow Gonna check out that one point overview Like, hey, these nuts Nuts Got him We do the drinkling streams there I tried again for doing like once Do it once a month That was my plan Do we get like some of those? Yeah, just hang out, talk about florms and schlussens Oh, I love florms and schlussens Yeah, man All right And yeah, that's about it Yeah, you can find us chilling over there once in a while The link is in the chat and the description It's been fun to have you, Mr. Metal And we'll catch you in the future Oh, of course Talk to you all later Bye, bye, see you Bye Gotta hate that guy I think we can have some... Into the cutal discussion You can finally talk more so about Mayonnaise Like, the fact that he was here We knew we had to dance around the topic Yeah, well, we agree He's very anti-Mayonnaise Never talks about the pro parts of it Interesting He's anti-Mayonnaise You're only 50% correct 13% of the time Oh Hmm Interesting Do you like Hotline Miami? Yes, I completed that That was a good trip And it turns up in The Last of Us 2 That means The Last of Us 2 is cool Hmm Any of you guys played it? No, I haven't No, I've heard it's good, though It's got a pretty rockin' soundtrack Some... Yeah Very simplistic and yet really fun gameplay Mechanically pretty tight Tough game, though Good schnitzel Oh, schnitzel, I should say Oh, my God The police just keep getting in the way Of all my illegal activities How do you think? Annoying Since you watch Hardcore Henry I'll take it upon myself to tell you Dambos to watch Has been hotel And hell of a boss Do it now Those two things One of those is a TV show as well This is getting out of hand Oh, they're both TV shows? I think, right? Hmm Are there like cartoons that people made? Yeah, Has been hotel That's just a YouTube original animation Hmm I believe Um Well I mean Maybe Who knows Side? I'm on nobody I'm in nobody's side Because nobody is in my side Little massive Also I like it This is Avrags AVE? Avrags Shikamu Rags What's the Krake Rags? Goddag Rags Rags I think you should say hi back Hey Nailed it Nailed it Do you guys have a letter box to count? New Is that the one where they rate movies? I don't know if you rate most of them Yeah, I don't know what that is Um Yeah, I do not Oh, I suppose I should Is that what all the cool kids do? Get to say like This movie is the big poopy But this movie, not so much Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Um Avrags Speaking As the apex homosexualoid Which is more gay Sucking the same weenus 100 times Or sucking 100 weenuses at once Sucking 100 weenuses at once Is definitely Much, much more gay Not even close Not even close Not even close And they said You two blocks Blocks the S-word They block sucking Sucking? Wow, really? That's interesting The controversial word Who knows what you mean Can't have- Can't have people Sucking That would be bad God forbid Um I'm Ola You guys have really helped me develop My critical thinking skills And have also helped me Get out of my guilt-ridden Religious rut I just want to say thanks And keep up the good work No problemo Oh god Happy to help I blew up nuclear waste On top of a camper van I feel better I hate it when that happens Yeah And I got arrested Do you know what they charged me? What? 50 dollars It's one of those Light, you know Light waste You see I was able to clean up the waste Pretty easily, yeah Um, but yeah You know Happy to hear it And We shall be here For the future As seen as well Plenty more Crazy Events to come And guests And even more racist people than E.R. Can you imagine it? Not possible I thought they did the E.R. I was like what the fuck Listen, I know a thing or two about racism So do you think we can Okay This is like This primary thing studied in college So That's like a topic in college Oh, yeah Any good college Shut up about race in college, yeah This is Love you E.R. Kissing noises Consent Oh, sorry, give me a second Kissing a shadow person? Like, damn That's okay, I consent Okay Saying a prayer for the tens of millions of babies That were killed because of Ruth Gator Gator Cringebig Gonna floss on that bitch's grave Press S to spit Oh my god That's terrible Yeah, it was an angry super chat Uh Damn, it's good to hear y'all's voices again Hope the break was enjoyable And congrats again on 100 Salutations rags He would say hello He is currently once again Defending his neighborhood from aliens I uh I Yeah, 100 went really well And it was a nice little break afterwards Though we just get into other things Set up and edited I managed to get batwam and finished And of course E.Fap looks all Animated now Which means it's definitely A professional podcast Can't and can't be ignored As something else Oh god I can I don't even get it in this narrative The black cars Do they have aliens in them Trying to stop me from delivering The nuclear waste to Oh, he blew himself up Okay, never mind Uh, this is clearly E.Fap bait, right? I can't be the only one thinking This guy is a troll I'm getting remarkable Republican vibes here Come, young massives I mean I'm just saying We've covered a lot of people That a lot of people assume are trolls Some You never quite know I thought Major League was a troll And then you proved that it was real Yeah, because he He went after the phantom men Is after he was done with E.Fap, right? I don't know I saw the video And I couldn't even finish watching it And I was like Fuck no And then I watched E.Fap And I was like Oh my god, it was real Like this is a real person And I really believe this Good ol' Major League Oh my god I'm trying to blow up a literal alien spaceship And I get fined $50 again while doing it Oh, it's a weird system they have Uh Ragu, I'm not yet old enough to own handgun in my state Oh, we'll save that one from when Rags is back What'd you bring me, Spider-Man? Also to all people who tried to get a PS5 but couldn't Ha ha, fuck you I got one for me And two more for my friends That's three more than you have Oh my god Now that's a tad patty, don't you think? But I hope you enjoy those PS5s, I suppose Uh, pizza update Oh my god So Um They Brought my pizza And they also brought the other pizza I should have gotten Cause the guy was like Yeah, they had two with your name on it So I just went ahead and brought both of them The new one they made and the old one And I was like, sweet So now I have three pizzas I have the guys that they brought me by mistake And I have the original one of mine I was supposed to get And then they have the one that they made for me So Fuck I guess I've got three pieces now Damn Oh boy That is a victory right there Dude, that is weird The Super Chat I just read out Said ha ha to the people who didn't get a PS5 I got three Oh wow That is really weird Wow, PS5? Pizza? Yeah, it's all the same thing really Interesting Very interesting Very interesting Don't let the elf have your beard goaded into knots Because it always gets untangled when you most expect it to stay as is Bilbo Bolognese Hmm There's something to think on Words of wisdom Something to think on, yeah You could say no to that Sweet, I get to look at women and anus here True I don't know I don't know That's not weird at all No, no I'm not here It's unlikely the Super Chats of Eve have a weird That never happens Um The force borrowed five bucks and hasn't paid me back Damn Hell, the force is female Oh shit Shots fired Misogyny The God Emperor in 40k is a better force stand-in What? Hmm I for the rest of the stream Will throw on Super Mario Sunshine I'm sorry, I'm resorting to the classics right now Petition for rags to be the Scotus nominee, breathe to sign Ooh A lot of votes I accept Alright That's pretty sweet Can't wait to see who I allegedly raped 30 years ago Through tweets Transformers 1 and Revenge of the Sith are objectively decent Objectively decent, that's an interesting one Well, I mean, yeah Yeah This just has a crab Do you guys Anyone know what that means? I love crabs, crabs are delicious They're disgusting Always with you I don't like seafood I love anything that comes from the water I love I will not eat anything that comes from the water Crabs, lobsters, scallops I almost said honey-uns, but that's not true Honey-uns Yeah Crawdads Those are delicious Oh Oysters Love them I love them raw I love them fried Ew Good stuff Delicious Not even Mussels Well, you're a dog, dogs eat anything D But you will eat candy for meals Yeah, I will I don't get it I mean, you can, it's just not the best For health, that's all Yeah I'm very healthy There you go I kind of doubt that, but I'm very healthy tomorrow Forget the Force, it's all about the Phoenix Force, baby What about Fox Force 5? Remember that? Nobody remembers that Where are you, Fox Force 5? From, uh, Pulp Fiction? Pulp Fiction, yes Yeah, Pulp Fiction Rektaruni Battling slime monsters Feels weird, but right Fox because they're a bunch of Foxy ladies Force because they're a force to be reckoned with 5 because there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of them You know what, that makes a lot of sense, actually Yes, you put that in I'm watching the 24 hour of Le Mans Which means this stream will end first In a rare upset of the norm for Ifa viewers Not so long now, are you? Aw In fairness, the last stream we did was longer than that We beat out Le Mans, are you proud? The correct answer is yes In his brother, Lime The correct pronunciation is Le Mans Right, you have to just say Manne That's how the French do it The Force is all about the midichlorians Instead of building another Death Star, they should have weaponized the midichlorians Also, Hierarchs Weaponized the midichlorians, you say? Like Jedi? Um That's basically weaponizing midichlorians I was just, I was, I don't know if I was picturing some kind of like Weaponized them in a Death Star sense Like how to get a bunch of people together to go ooo And then make like a giant laser of the Force I don't know The Force does have a will in these movies At the very least in the sequels in Kotor 2 It allows the death of billions for balance Also, Hierarchs Hey You know exactly what they've got Yeah, the Force is a dick Death of billions for balance What a nice guy the Force is Yeah Why is it a guy? Hey, guy doesn't have to, when you say guys That could mean girls too Do you want the Force to be female? No, no, no, the Force is not a male or female You know Mola the pioneer ER the ultimate critic Rags the dog Together on Stop On the ultimate committee Yeah Get a right, G A daily reminder the BLM Begidius's life mattered Yes, he did He gave us His son Hiddle Spiddlediddle What was it? Hiddle sub Hiddle Subtlebees Subtlebees Hiddle Subtlebees You're laughing Han Solo just got killed by his son And you're laughing Yep This guy is the commissar of comedy You can't do this You can't do that I thought jokes are subjective-tisms Well, no, some of them are just not funny Some in fact are rude And misrepresent the film And therefore you must be stopped Now that the Disney trilogy is over I have to ask, why didn't Leia go with Han to save Kylo? She knows how to use the Force So why send Han alone? Probably because she's the general of the opposing faction I suppose it's less a Comment on pragmatism With the army and more of an emotional one I'm assuming I don't know Would she want to go? Whether or not she's done I don't know Yeah, you think I could totally see her being like You know Do these things, guys I'm gonna go with Han And try and appeal to our son I could see her doing that She must feel awkward that she got Han killed though Could we just run it remotely? Didn't you get it? She killed Han by sending him Ray found out and so she killed Leia In Rise of Skywalker It all makes sense I don't know Poetry No, Kylo killed her How did that die? It's still a little confusing to me She died because Ray stabbed Kylo While Leia was inside him doing Force stuff And she got stabbed by the sword then as well It would be so funny if she turned up as a Force ghost In front of Kylo to start saying stuff And if I could Ray stab through her That could kill Force ghosts Something is like what? It's so tragic Ragu, I am not yet old enough to own a handgun in my state So what would be your rifle recommendation For a first time gun owner? Also Haimola, hello Probably Either an AK-47 or an AR-15 Beautiful I'm all the Jedi And you gotta deal with it No This movie is garbage And you gotta deal with it What did he actually say? Something like it is good Deal with it or something like that Something like that It's where the good guys are Deal with it No, explain yourself Lol, must have drank some folga's instant hypocrite You hate to see it Yeah, we had some really bad arguments today Including stuff like deal with it Mario's just fucking taking this like a bitch He is It's kind of annoying He didn't do any of this But he's just like, yeah, okay, I guess it was me, fine Obviously it leads to fun gameplay Cleaning up this place, but Yeah, I feel like the game is built on At least narratively A rocky foundation Unless Mario is a simp Just saying he kind of is Well, she's a fucking princess Just release him, say no She doesn't have any authority here This is the island of potato people That's an unusual name The one accurate one Oh, they are my people Clean that island I shall do it for you, Ragu Hey, just pretend you wanted bad arguments And then see how you feel about this video Oh my god, genius The first order is like Alice's gang Sometimes they're there, sometimes they're not And you have no idea how much resources they actually have Or where they come from It's wonderful Alice's gang? Oh, it's Batwoman Never watched that show Only ever watch it through eFab, okay? That's the way to do it It's really funny If it were crafted on purpose To make the audience laugh at it I would actually want to congratulate them They did a pretty good job But that's not what it was intended Okay, I know I'm doing too many of these But god, this guy is garbage I think he's trolling at this point He can't be this stupid Oh, that poor guy They're probably hats that are built With little holes in them or something Yeah, but you'd have to like Reach in and pull your little Tree from through Oh, you know what, Rags? You know what? I think they cheapened out on this Look at this, exposed There's no hole in the hat Look at this There is a hole in the hat, it's getting filled up by the stem Nope, it's moving around The hole is moving If it were a hole Exposed No, what if the stem What if the hat is sort of stretchy And as they move, the stem still has A little bit of like, you know, inertia to it Exposed So it's a little delay And so it just sort of drags the hole around Your rationalization is Not following the narrative of America being exposed Yeah, problemosifer Do you hate potatoes now? No, I love them I think if potatoes could talk, I'd feel bad about Eating them Okay, I know, oh wait Sorry, I can't stop watching that snake that moves Around the edges of the new layout, send help Oh yeah, he's a cool little Snack Fuck Mary Kill, Theresa May, Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton Oh my god Mary No, Mary Clinton Cause I'm gonna inherit all that shit And then I'll Know all the dirty secrets Um Kill Merkel, fuck May There it is, I think that's the most Rational response as you did it Eod, do you have any different input? And you can't say kill them all Well, why not But Well, you can't marry Hillary Clinton She'll just have you If you know all the dirty secrets You're bound to get Clinton Bill knows all the dirty secrets and he's alive As far as we know He could just be a We don't know that he's human He looks like a puppet At this point, I don't know You don't want to be Bill No, I feel when you are a Clinton You're safe The Clintons are safe from the Clintons But you wouldn't be a Clinton If you married her She would be whatever your name is She'd be your doggo Hillary Doggo Hillary McDoggo Not her, she wouldn't take the name She'd be a stubborn old bag She'd do like what Linda did Damn it I keep calling her Linda Jacob's wife Catherine, I don't know why We know why, we figured it out It's Linda Hamilton, Catherine Hamilton Yeah, it's Catherine Hamilton Cain It's her name, he has both names She wouldn't let go of Hamilton though Like, I'm taking Hamilton Damn it! Except she doesn't sound like that She says, she sounds like Oh my god Oh my god She does that like five times We need to get Darcy Bullshit to bring that clip back That one in the car, it's so funny Oh my god She's so surprised That is some spicy Bolognese You brought us today, Mola Unfortunately, it's not spaghetti bolognese In fact, it smells like garbage Oh my god They're referring to the videos we were covering Because, damn They were stanky They were They did it Hey Mola, check out the Observer It might scratch that soma itch Also press F for Babe Ruth Um The Observer, that's The one with Ruka Hau, right? I wanna say that's the one It's a spooky Like, Blade Runner-ish world I believe, you go into like people's dreams or something I do know of it And yes, perhaps Uno de actual play Um The guys saying that criticizing the mechanics of how our main character survives within action is nitpicking Why should I care about the action? Because it's cool You get to see lightsabers and um jumping around You get to see like weapons disappear Like, good fights can't do that Oh, yeah, it's pretty cool Oh, the Mystery Science Theatre mantra is not an automatic defense against all criticism What is the mantra? So, let me pull it up because I don't wanna misquote it Um, Juan moment Juan moment Um, if you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts Just repeat to yourself It's just a show I should really just relax Which is fine It's intending to be a cheesy, you know riff on movie sort of thing But um I can't just Yeah, that's the soul thing Just don't think about it, just like it, it's fine I just interpret that as a don't get angry Like, don't let it affect you on a really serious level Yeah, just relax, yeah They're trying to say it's not what the show is about It's a comedy show about funny jokes Yeah, from what I've seen of it, it's very chill Oh, yeah Oh, yeah The movie is Star Wars Wars, it's about the military, you know Cause wars Um, and now I'm not sure entirely of what that's referencing but it's gonna be one of the three videos we saw Metal is upset That's true, metal was upset today It's like weekend warrior EFAP's going on a dark arc where everybody who has been angry in EFAP before will be made angry Uh, nothing's going to stop us from enjoying the film so enjoy it, stop crying Um I think if you've resorted to just enjoy it Uh, you've just ran out of other things to say Just like, I don't know It's like the whole point of this conversation that I wasn't like, yeah, but if you did Here's your answer Um, High Pitch Muller is just CJ, Cynical Reviews Um, we've got to change up the accent too, but I can see how you can connect them up, I understand Well, it's the whole like, all Americans sound the same to some people, and all British people sound the same to some people, it's incorrect and absolutely bigoted, but I'm alright with whatever I'll get over it Alright Uh, Criminals of the Toxic Brood Diggin' the new EFAP look You all continue to inspire me Finally uploaded my first video discussing P.T. Silent Hills Part 2 of 7 is actually rendering now It's been so much fun, good to see you, ER Again Congrats Good stuff Keep going We very much like the new EFAP look We hope you guys do as well I don't think it counts against your health I'm not sure Dying in Mary Sunshine is quite hard actually At least from losing the full health bar Falling out of the map is Yeah But uh, you have quite a few hit points Clearly Join as soon as he said prequel defending child idiot I must be in for a ride Oh my goodness It was a roller coaster Uh, I think this was rendered on a McDonald's ice cream machine Explains why the thing's busted all the time I love the idea McDonald's ice cream machine is on the back You could edit videos here if you want You're like, oh sweet They're always making videos for the youtube channels They're not actually working back there That's why they're so inefficient Get your order wrong all the time Um Hey rags, how about that Mandalorian video I've been paying you 5 a month on patreon for almost a whole year with no new videos Well, I appreciate your continued patronage Um, it'll be out when it's out Don't know what to say other than that I've been working hard on it It's going to be long and big and there's going to be more stuff after that That's what she said Yeah, I know But I am thankful I really do think that These last 9-ish months or so If I didn't have like patreon Help me Things would have been quite different Anomaly is the grandfather of eFap What in the No I was going to say if this is a grandfather of eFap I don't know who it would be But I don't know if it's all of an anomaly It'd be daddled Yes, yeah, daddled I guess this $2 is for criminals Damn, funding criminals really Oof The virgin 2080p versus the Chad 14-4p 14-4 144 is what I should have said He said 14-4 14-4 It translates it so well Were you going to, you thought they were going with 14-40 and then you got to it My braid clearly didn't account Yeah, 4 Hour 1, at least he referenced Cosmic Variety Hour and not Movie Bob Um Yeah, I'm waiting I mean Yeah I don't even know Movie Bob's worse than Cosmonaut in terms of He wants to kill people But I know That Fuck, I keep It's so slimy What does the goo do? If you stay in it long enough It'll take a, fuck I keep slipping It's not fair Okay, I'm fine Everything is fine. Oh look, water supply Everything's great, shut up everybody I got the slime off me That's your shooting And that's a wholesome story The girl got the slime off her That's not what I want And if you're in it and you slide off of it You take it with you And you kind of make the floor with it That's kind of interesting And if you do your spin jump It's splooge off I know that and that's accurate to real life I've been in that situation many a times Spin jump to get the splooge off This is the funniest sequel defender yet I will admit it was quite funny, yes It was amusing It was entertaining Well of course you wash people's brains You tell people to water their jebs you messes Damn true That is a form of brainwashing Dark Souls remake hype 5SE and Spider-Man Miles Morales At launch for my PS5 Also good to see ER again Love those Legend of Korra videos Thank you And yeah the Demon's Souls hype Is just a little bit pooped on for me Oh yeah PC and it's like lol no Mmm I suppose it I wonder how I'd feel if they'd never mention PC Which is apparently what they were intending to do Oh I don't know Still fucking annoying Mola he said the sequels are unfairly Maligned, yeah I was actually I didn't bring it up but that's exactly what H. Barma guy said about DS2 Dark Souls 2 Is unfairly maligned Or is it? Is obviously the response to all of these things My internet quality just dropped And the video you're watching looks exactly the same Yeah I mean I would Might even get blotch here I'm not sure The blotch factor was pretty significant Mola is a hamster on wheels Pretending to be a skull Shit man Exposed Get fucked he man Oh A jab in the head is with 2 in the bush Is this true? Has this been proven? 2 in the bush or a jab in the head Running on those hamster wheels True that is where they belong Brie Lawson is actually A real genius she's actually Method acting since Carol Danvers is Equally obnoxious and unfunny agenda pusher You know I'll deny it Guys don't outright bully him Have some subtlety about it Hehehe Finished extended Lord of the Rings Remarkable When I run Which I do often I'm most like Gimli in the two towers why can't I be like Aragono Legolas Well it's probably as you're doing Marathon but dwarves are dangerous Over short distances True Mola Kousinke Giseris Stabit And then not of acknowledgement rags Ah Not of acknowledgement I'm acknowledgingly nodding Back to So that's where they're called hamsters For their massive hamstring gains Cause every day is leg day Hehehe Too true Hey Hiddle Hiddle the hamster with his fiddle Hehehe This just says you've made a fatal mistake I don't even know What that could be referencing anything Do I get my eye voted for Hiddle sticker now I don't know why anybody wouldn't have voted for him So it's kind of irrelevant right He would have gone 100% This time E.R. spoke more than Anna I was working I don't even know if that's true I don't even think it's true So by getting out of the stream Ah Um EFAP 100 was fine I guess You did it okay the way that you did it Also Hyal rags Hyal Very kind, thank you At least it was fine So I guess we brought up the whole Hyal rags things Now again, Hyal rags Hibble subaldies Hibble subaldies This one they spelled it out With the fucking underscores I guess they were concerned But there's lots of different ways you can One of them just said Hyal It works apparently Though you would expect YouTube to eventually ban that too Ban it all Oh well Sensor I guess But yeah Hyal rags Hyal to you as well This is a troll it has to be Um guys It's really hard to tell these days okay I just never know for sure I love the streams Hyal rags Oh that's a bit different I shall not Never heal, only Hyal She's like Hyal's okay but Hyal, fuck you've gone way too far Um This is master level of trolling Everyone's convinced it's trolling I don't know I don't know One of Netflix's defense for cuties was Slash tradition less to be against The sexualization of children Yep and it's fucking insane I've said before making it partisan Is retarded you need to get away From that shit because it makes you look awful Should be the big uniting Yeah We'll all get behind the idea that exploiting Children sexually is not a good idea And it's not the first time They've done it all the people involved With the film have done this before Yeah it's just that This was the one everyone fucking heard about for sure Well it's because they're covering up information Like the guy that was the producer It was in his Wikipedia that he is trying Like he where is it Get the exact plot So they deleted it When they figured out that everyone Was kind of losing their mind So it says His controversy comes From his films featuring the sexualization Of young children That has dual citizenship and then it just goes Blah blah blah blah Dual citizenship Where Dual citizenship in France And in Israel And he considers himself a civil rights activist Opening the path for people To be able to love who they love And so they deleted that From his And so they took down his Wikipedia For less than 24 hours And put it back up and so it just had His name and birthday And so if you go and look at Cuties they did Another film him and the woman that Directed it and it's just Shorter and did you guys watch Cuties No Unfortunately Okay so in it the whole thing is like The dad's getting the second wife And so that's one of the things That's like an overwhelming plot point But so in the short video that they did Excuse me the short film that they did That one actually just Has both of the moms and the dad's not In the picture and so they've already Done this film this was them like Perfecting it and making it feature length But then you go and look at him And the films that he's done before and then The guy that was in charge of cinematography He did a movie about like a little Girl running around naked Yeah that's what I've heard It's supposed to be like a comedy Or something but It's not done Well at all Just everything that they're trying To say to defend this movie it's like You didn't fucking watch this movie Anyone trying to defend it And then when they try to say Oh well you didn't get it it's like Because we're sexualizing children It's making it so that way Like you see that it's bad I'm like Yeah a little in the sunshine did that Silence conservative No I've never talked about politics At all I didn't even use that excuse because I Just genuinely don't care about politics I find it completely uninteresting So you just have to watch the movie To see how disgusting it is Like they have little girls dancing And the okay if a little kid Is doing the hokey pokey to Elmo They're moving their entire body There's nothing sexual about it but when you zoom In to certain parts of their body And focus on that That's what sexual it's just And then them trying to defend the main character I'm like no this character's a fucking Psychopath she starts off at the beginning Of the movie where she loves her mom She's like doing a little art project For her mom and leaving this like little cut out Family on the bed Since they just moved into this new apartment She loves her brother all of that just drops And then she just becomes this complete Psycho who steals An 11 year old girl knows stealing is wrong Everything she does in the movie She knows is wrong but she does it anyway And she has no remorse for anything that she does She stabs a little boy in the hand So she She stills I didn't know that this was her cousin But she stills her cousin's phone Which again she knows is wrong She does it so that way she can stock This other little girl that lives in her building And so she stocks all of these girls To try to get into their group And then When the cousin finds out later on In the film that she stole his phone And she lied about it To seduce him by stripping for him She's like what the fuck He takes the phone, she goes to the bathroom She takes a picture of a vagina, posts it on instagram To prove that she's not a child And then the next day in school The little boy's just like oh like he slaps her On the ass and he's like well she's the one That's posting pictures and so she takes a pencil Off of the other little girl's Desk and she stabs him in the hand And then later on she pushes a little girl Into a river And she knows that the little girl can't swim And she just stands there She's not even sympathetic about it at all She's a terrible character If this was a movie about you know The beginnings and the origin story of a psychopath I believe it Because that's what it is She has no remorse for anything that she does She's the one that goes and seeks out And looks for the you know the sexualization part She finds a video of strippers And then she teaches that To the other little girls And the other little girls are like This is like new dance This one will get us you know ahead of the Because it's the cuties And then it's the sweeties Those are the other girls that they're trying to Win for the dance or like beat At the dance competition It's just a really really fucked up movie And the way that they film children Like having little girls sitting on a bed Eating gummy bears You wouldn't think would be sexual But when they have them doing very sexual Like moaning noises It's like soft core porn And having a little girl you know bending over Eating gummy worms or gummy bears With her mouth and then having The other little girl moaning And the way that you shoot it Is the little girl coming up and her mouth open Like as if it's a come shot from a porno That's the way that they filmed it It's absolutely disgusting Anyone with a brain can watch this And see exactly what they're doing It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen It's not political at all Except the fact that they're trying to normalize it So when they try to say oh it's just conservatives I'm like no it's fucking common since You don't sexualize children Yeah that's not common for everybody I was gonna say I've seen the same sentiment For most people that have seen it There's a lot of people commenting on it Without having seen it who are like It almost seems like they want to comment on To defend it from what they perceive As like evil Republicans Going after it We have to defend anything If Republicans are right leaning people Or against it it must be bad It has to be something we defend Because we can't agree on anything Even when they try to defend it You just don't understand the message I'm like the message isn't even clear If you telling me that message It's nowhere in the film Yeah it's absolutely not That's true Yeah You would think If you separate everything from Like everything If you separated from everyone trying to Frame the movie as being a critique Hyper sexualization Thing The movie itself Doesn't really have any of that It just Sexualization is a good thing For the girl And like every part of the film Well they try to say That it's society That's doing this to children And that's just a flat out lie Everyone is against it Ami is the one that goes and seeks it out And when you know She doesn't think that she's doing anything wrong And that's the weirdest part of it And it's like if you go and look at documentaries On like Jeffrey Dahmer Or Ted Bundy And how it's like When they try to justify the things that they did And it's like you know A normal person doesn't think that way But somebody that's completely narcissistic And has some switches off in their head They try to justify it When all the little girls are like We can't dance with you anymore Because you posted a picture of your vagina on instagram And now everyone thinks that all of us are like that And she's like no come on It's fine like just let's dance And all the other girls just leave Because they're like no it's not fine And so her idea And this is her reasoning to get back Into the group Like in river And again she sees that Yasmin can't swim And she doesn't do anything She just stands there staring She's a freaking psycho She has no remorse for any of the terrible things that she does And she knows that it's wrong And when her mom finds out Like when the mom gets called And you know starts actually like hitting her For the first time Because she saw that she's dressed like a slut And she stabbed a little boy in the hand And she's like who the fuck are you And she knows that she's doing something wrong And she knows that she's doing it wrong But she doesn't care She will do whatever she can to get what she wants She's a complete psycho Yeah, sure I haven't seen it But I really don't intend to watch it Not my kind of content Do not watch it You guys need to accept That there's absolutely no good things in the prequels And there's so much worse in the sequels Slash ass Like Oracle, the sequels So much worse Writing-wise Yeah, the prequels are the sequels Any day The funny thing about the sequels Is they all hate each other Like the movies themselves They all resent each other's existence While the prequels Are obviously all of them build toward the big payoffs In Revenge of the South They're not fighting against each other No Um This is the new big meme post In post 100, Hale Hiddler Hale Hiddler Diddle my Hiddl he-man Diddle my Hiddl he-man Hile rags once again Oh, hello Are they so far of their own Or just don't care About moderate leftists who are not fond Of LGBT propaganda Is that in reference to Bipplehead lady or are we Because obviously this is by Star Wars Not a cuties or anything Sorry, can you repeat it? Yeah, say that again Are they so far of their own I'm assuming ass, because I'm really sure you're allowed to say ass To be right with that Or just don't care about Moderate leftists who are not fond Of LGBT propaganda I don't know if they're referring to Holdo as LGBT propaganda I just think she's a fucking idiot They were fully aware of what she looked like And what that would mean to people They knew exactly what they were doing with that Oh yeah, it's pretty hard to- When I first saw her I was kind of just like Really? Are we doing this? Okay I mean it's not uncommon for people in Star Wars To have different colored hair But the way that they did it Was completely intentional Yeah, she looked so insanely out of How many people have we seen in Star Wars Like If we only count the OT and the prequels And TFA, how many people have Unusual hair colors That aren't aliens? No, I'm talking about the comics And all the action figures I have from that Okay, sure But I guess when the movie starts But they're not humans, they're aliens That's the difference Aside from like super aliens Yeah When she's in that very Militaristic setting When she should be having like a uniform Or some kind of designation Something like that And they just go with this look They know exactly what that's going to come across It's things like hiddled subletees That make me think we need to spit take emoji Or spit out the milk Out the nose emoji to go with our rhino milk True Some of those moments you just catchin What is J? I like that J Managed to pop in for EFAP 100 This one We were already stacked up with guests So It'll just be the next topic that matches J's around but J's been doing streams J's been doing Actually J was on the metal stream playing golf And shit so You guys just have extra reason to check that out He's been playing golf while we've been doing this He really likes golf Still playing golf with your friends Yeah he's playing it right now I just checked J's building maps on it And I think we'll do a big EFAP gaming We'll play my map J's map And then probably I don't know among us Or whatever Let it flood to be had Darth Maul the ER And his force tisms I gotta erase these Bad opinions and art somehow Do do do Oh the prequels contradict the original trilogy huh Oh I guess this is They're trying to imply it's like Oh what a horror for the prequels to do such a thing It's not like the sequels do that at all Yeah Yeah any sin that the prequels Commit in that regard The sequels just Blow it out of the park Even close But dude Clearly the problems you have with the prequels trilogy are just nitpicks The movies have politics deal with it Oh god they're flipping it back on him I mean yeah Any criticism anyone has of anything just say That thing is a thing deal with it I've learned so much Unpopular opinion Metachlorians were a good thing for Star Wars keeping the force grounded to some rules If they didn't exist We'd have force sensitive droids Harry Potter wands and other dumb stuff No What is your reasoning to think that if we didn't have Metachlorians we would have That So Star Wars existed without Harry Potter wands And without Force sensitive droids in the OT And it also didn't have metachlorians at that point So why even bring Harry Potter wands I don't know So What Is it because Mahler's British is that why No Because whenever someone mentions Harry Potter I honestly flash back to EFF 93 Yeah That's what he's done, he's ruined Harry Potter Little did he know that he would be the one to ruin He basically spends the entire video Saying Lord of the Rings sucks because it's not Harry Potter Yeah Harry Potter is way better than Lord of the Rings And basically every way is what he keeps saying Over and over It hurts my Brain My inner soul Um Stavakia no longer exists Hi E.R Hello That's true I'm trying to think of what the context was I think Mel said he had a His beer was Czech and I just said Czech Stavakian That's like a sort of Referonzo This is dangerous to do while not concentrating This guy should collab with cinematic venom See there it is He just he sneaks his way into all the references Cinematic venom The best YouTuber If you would go to him for all your Harry Potter facts Do do do Lord of the Rings is an autistic masterpiece And for that matter so is Meet the Feebles Meet the Feebles Meet the Feebles I don't know that one Um Ha that is how I use EFF app Get me to tomorrow Oh yeah we're a good time travel podcast I suppose You Get invested in the videos we're covering You can find that 4 hours just went by and you're like wait what Though um Prolonged exposure to certaintisms Can lead to horrifying results I've seen the fly It's like that could happen Be careful There are things I enjoy for being long Not movies Um I mean If so hey Rex if a movie came out That was 7 hours long And of the people who had seen it They thought it was really good would you just like refuse that Or would you be like yeah we'll have to watch half At some point in half another time or something like that I'd be curious Yeah It's mainly about just the consumption method The whole reason TV breaks up into episodes To make sure we probably don't like have trouble Figuring it out right That's why everybody went to like trying to defend the length Of my videos is like you can pause them You can go away You can take a break and you can come back whenever you want At no point is it ever stated That you have to watch it all in one go Yeah it's like an audio book Do people complain oh my gosh This audio book is too long It's like 32 hours They just want me to sit and listen to Something for 32 hours That's bullshit Fuck books A lot of people you know there's the meme of like Some TV shows are just really long movies Like Hill House is that as far as I'm concerned It's like one big movie Not quite like Formulaic sort of When it's a story that's just moving For every episode and they broke it up Because they were like this doesn't work in movie format Where there's always this subtle agreement With the audience that's like It'll be between one and a half hours And three and a half hours That's like the caps But yeah if the idea alone of a long movie I'd be like yeah sure I'll give it a shot Didn't uh The Irishman was like 10 years long Oh my god It's just It was like they all know That this might be their last chance With all of them working together So they're like let's just do it Where all of us you know we can do the d age And we can all be in a movie together It'll be our big bang before one of us Kicks the bucket That's sad But like when you look at it it's like Yeah that's what they were doing So it's like I can respect that As like people that have worked together For you know majority of their life And then it's getting it out Okay I just remember when it came out There were people posting guides on how to consume it Like as in if you split it up into three parts You're aware to you know break As if they're episodes and stuff And it's just like yeah it's all it really is It's just formatting differences It was feel bad for you I don't know if that was just That might have been the hottest take ever No I was I mean I was in shock That's the silence Oh fuck I wasn't looking at the screen This guy is Gidele but drunk Kinda There exists psychological states That make people think they are smarter Than they are this video I'm just giving time It's gonna come right along Yeah Yeah what do you think of Steins Gate Zero I have Not finished it because I did not Like the beginning of it and For once I would like to Love something and not Have to totally Rune it for myself so I just I'm not gonna finish it I don't think What if everyone tells you it's great There's a lot of people do tell me it's great I don't know if I totally believe in Uh oh It might be I don't know I just If it's not I don't want to be like Another Korra What show is this Steins Gate Zero It's not technically a sequel it's a mid quill To Steins Gate Like a side quill Yeah Which means you don't It's not totally necessary to really Steins Gate so you can skip it I'm just keeping an eye on chat Keep killing Mario Mola I know Gonna make him suffer this is Purgatory it's a very colorful Purgatory but still And uh Yeah some people sharing your thoughts there Zero Is not good you made the right call Thank you There you go Uh Schrodinger's name is Irwin Allegedly Irwin Schrodinger I was Uh Hiddle Subbletease is the drunk Dio Uh Okay uh Hiddle Subbletease Is the drunk diogenes of EFAP Philosophers Um I think he's definitely the drunk one Yeah Who knows we'll fill out that oh I just realized Bagidius was born when EFAP was Doing fucking just right and ya was here Both Philosophers while ya was here that's not a coincidence Hmm Um only like it because it's long Cinematic Venoms once upon a time In America review in a nutshell Spoilers that one sucks too Oh fuck I didn't get off the thing I'm very bad at Mario when I'm not looking Also when I'm looking Um also any plans to cover His TLJ video bring alcohol and lots of it Definitely could happen One day you know how it be How it do Be how it do Um hi rags Hey Moop's subscriber count is catching up To yours hurry release a video Also pre-kicked Jay I'm getting there And Jay has been pre-kicked And what is Everald's thoughts on Seven Samurai I have not seen it I saw it when I was a kid I haven't seen it since so My thoughts are very useless I liked it though Ya you must have seen a film about Samurai You're like a weeb Yeah I haven't so that's uh It's news to me Seven Samurai Oh fuck And it's muted for now I like sped up mohler I say use it more often And Sped up mohler Hate it I'm a fan of symphonic metal If you listen to mine earth's Brent by ramstein It's definitely good rat Also hi rags No I haven't I'll try and see if I can check it out at some point Can you all say I'm maxillidan Maxillidian Maxildine I'll post it Maxildine Maxillidian I'd say maxillidian Is that a reference to something I am maxillidian Interesting Maxillidian Go do it in a super Intense aggressive and deep voice I'm maxillidian No I am Maxillidian I'm maxillidian Hey man Hey Anna say I'm maxillidian in a super intense aggressive and deep voice Maxillidian Yeah that's what it's asking for Okay say I'm maxillidian Maxillidian Maxillidian Maxillidian And in a What kind of voice In a super intense aggressive and deep voice Um well I don't know if I can do a deep voice but um I'm gonna fuck this up I'm maxillidian There you go There you go I'm maxillidian Terrifying When the villain doesn't It always forgets his name God I've killed Mary so many times The level spawns in the mushroom So I just like I'm just killing him infinitely This is kind of horrifying Guys I'm just totally off topic I just finished editing One of my paintings because when you Like photograph oil paintings It's got like weird glares on it Do you want to see? Yeah absolutely Alright so I don't know if you guys played Uh co-tour This is one of the characters with co-tour Oh wow Oh it's robot man That's uh HK47 It is yeah That is That is very impressive Wow Thank you Wow Super talented What are his powers? Do you have lasers? No he is the uh droid That Revan made And so he's a hunter killer droid He's awesome and he's funny So uh I liked him a lot And so I was like this game is fucking awesome Uh I'm gonna paint And well I wanted to do Um like a series of droids So this was the first one I'm working on R2 now I was going to do General Grievous next But I have this other project That I need to get done first so Once R2 is done And the other stuff is done I'm working on Grievous because when I do Uh like conventions You're usually a pair of collection You have 12 pieces for each one So I usually just do like Halloween Conventions so I have all of these like Murders and like four villain characters But I was like I'm gonna do droids Because they're a lot of fun Especially when you're the difference between Like um organic surfaces As compared to synthetic surfaces And metal is like So fun to paint and Just What are you gonna do for your Christmas convention? You know I don't do those Wow Heresy That's cool I guess Batman and Robin or The Room So So this is complicated because Uh Batman and Robin Someone I watched a whole bunch when I was a kid So it has that bonus value for me Um as well as being fucking hilarious As well as Arnold Schwarzenegger being in it I like in like all of his roles No matter how fucking retarded they are So lots of fun value there But then again it's against The Room Which is some great A cringe You know that's some can't get that many places So I don't know it's kind of hard I love them both What do you guys reckon? I haven't actually seen The Room Yeah I haven't either Fucking hell I feel like an alien But I have seen Batman and Robin I watched as a kid growing up And I loved it People have been saying in the comments section They're like waiting for us to cover The Room As if that's just like a given I suppose we could especially if you guys haven't seen it We could do this cast you know I haven't seen it It does come across as a little cliche But I'm not against it at all I mean funny it's funny Did you guys see that? Yeah yeah it was fun No I haven't There was a section plus metal maybe 6 people laughing at The Room Cause talk about cliche We did Ghostbusters 2016 Which was for research purposes But it doubled up as being Hey guys this movie's really shit Which you probably It's so reminding to that rain cloud that was Ghostbusters 2016 It was always funny cause We watched that movie and it was like Remember why you watched it guys To fucking respond to a video Made by a relatively Relatively popular video Assayist about how it's A good film Also yeah just PSA do not watch Ghostbusters 2016 Normal or extended If anyone tells you the extended one is good they're lying That is correct they are They're just trying to get you to watch more dancing It's horrible We noticed that when we were watching we were like wow there's a lot of dancing That they cut out Your critique's a pull Oh no not that It's over I'm glad one of these videos didn't say that Because that would have been Would have been over New Batman villain low res Hiddle subtleties Batman villain's low res That's his thing Where is he I can't tell he's like so blurry Oh this is the actual copy bastard I have lost all respect for you Mola How embarrassing choosing to be blinded by hate I have never thought of you as more of an idiot than right now Your critique's a pull There's no way he thought that That would end up as being a copy cost A meme for us It's one of my favorite things ever because of that it just makes it Your critique's a pull Real thing Yeah I was playing Last of Us 2 and I was not having a good time And of course What I found when I first started playing it was Most people were all like sort of Capper facing about how this is going to be a disaster But there were some people there like hey you know Give it a fair shake Don't just go in like blah blah blah And I was like I won't and if you watch my playthrough Before Joel dies I'm pretty mellow I'm like yeah this is fine I'm following it There's some stisms here and there And as soon as he dies I start like thinking About how everything happened and why And I start ranting And then the game goes on more complaints And I think I got to the point where I was just like this fucking game's a disaster And there was just someone in the chat I'm so disappointed at you No critiques at all Which you know it's fine But Last of Us 2 is a shitty game I'm sorry Moobla and Ea are Stupid and gay Oh no Will we ever recover It's been the last three months catching up on eFab And only have made it to 55 So hello to myself in three months when I hear this one Hello rags Hello Have a fun adventure Lots of things happen between 55 and 100 Well 101 Crazy adventures Have you seen the interview with Druckmann And the actors who voiced Joel and Ellie Where they go over the criticisms Not like I've got some references ready Because that's the part I'm at with my video But I haven't watched them yet I imagine they're horrifying He said Joel is like no worse than David Which holy fuck For those who don't know David It's like a super creepy cannibal Pedophile in the fucking game Yeah, I'm about to say But the logic is They're both doing what they have to do to survive It's like Jesus Christ You don't have to fuck kids to survive Well it's never explicit But he's Very grabby with Ellie And he gives her loads of chances To be nice to him Like you're picking up some vibes And then when she's back with Joel She says he tried to Dot dot dot sort of thing And you can assume He tried to murder me Or you can assume she was talking about something else It's all very oof And I just hope he wasn't Thinking about equating shit like that And Joel Joel's not a bad person from what we see The last of us won I will fight to the death on that one If you want to refer to things he did in his life before the events of that Game It's a possibility Because we're not clear on exactly what he's done To who and when But a lot of the choices he makes are very reasonable The idea that we paint him Is kind of just the psycho who deserved to get stomped on It's like You're like we're missing out on a lot of the information there But you know that's what they wanted to do Because the last of us two basically Decides what you're supposed to think At the end of the last of us one There's no more room for discussion They're just like nope he was a bad guy You're like oh okay I can Me and rags go way back Who are you supposed to be Oh right that's the video we're on now Yeah I guess what they went by that Is that they used to watch you I don't know if they're going to watch you now No I don't know either who knows Maybe not sure I hope so Rags on EFAT 100 I told you guys How much EFAT means to me and how much It helped me deal with stresses in life And it ended with me saying how much I liked John Wick 2 And then you berated me at length saying I was fooled into liking it I poured my heart out to you guys and you stepped on it without a second's hesitation Here's some money never change Oh We are legitimately happy When we hear people say like that we've helped them That's kind of among Our primary goals of the show And the podcast and everything However None of that changes the fact that John Wick 2 Is the big bad Is the big poopy No we do not Like fuck Why? Well number one The appeal of the first movie was that he was Avenging his dog For me and then when that's like Completely kind of The second one I'm like I don't give a fuck What do you mean They create this whole great new storyline Where he's apparently got this whole deal to deal with But we didn't know about it It's so great Fuck Well You'll be proven wrong one day I'm sure of it because Matt is going to make a video about How great John Wick 2 is Oh wait he's making a video about how shit this is Sorry I get them mixed up Um Please get Mori Kaleop And Gawagura On his guests please You need them to stay relevant No idea who that is What's the You'd know the answer this year What's the appeal of VTubers VTubers are cute anime girls What more is there to say about them I've literally never seen it Pretend I have no context all I know is VTuber I don't even know how it works Is it an actual person or is it literally like A robot that says words Actual person playing a little cute anime girl And they play video games And that's pretty much All there is to it Well You're going to maybe go in for that Just stream a bit Drop a v2 person I don't see why not I have a 3D model That I can actually Do that kind of shit with if I wanted to Ah In that chat encourage you out of stream playing games As an anime girl It's better than streaming wearing a stormtrooper helmet Oh no Oh When the weebs have it over you Because the style is cool Wear a helmet it's just not working Um We're all red coins I'm not paying enough attention clearly Watching paint dries more productive than Mevel Mevel Mevel M-E-H-V-E-L Oh my gosh I can't believe they're insulting metal by saying that Watching him is Ah worse than watching paint dry Man that's rough They don't even respect him enough to spell his name right That is fucked Watching paint dry is not Boring What? I mean I do that every single day I don't find it boring It's kind of a science to know What colors drive faster And in what environment And then I'll show you understand the spirit of the statement is A single color When people say that I'm like Watching paint dry And watching a painting dry Yeah But I do see what you're getting at Well I'm just saying when people say that I'm like It's not because there's like Yeah Actually watching paint dry isn't so bad Actually I might use an essential oil God Shout out to capital O opinions O opinions Their reviews are meticulous, well constructed and funny And I recommend their annihilation review They just started a multi-part review of devs So underrated capital O opinions Not devs Oh they're reviewing devs Well considering this person just said I recommend Capital opinion is not devs I'm assuming it's not a positive Oh good okay good yeah Devs is shit Devs is one of the worst television shows We have ever watched It's pretty embarrassing They tackle a complicated subject With all the finesse of like A fucking brain-dead bear It's just like This is happening now I don't know how you construct such a retarded plot When You have like complete freedom to do whatever the fuck you want It fascinates me It is Devs anybody There are things that deal with its concepts Way better than it does Or at least theoretically they should be You gotta appeal to The hope Yeah that's a weird one That we were Recommended and we decided to check out On a rainy day and did not Like I was just thinking rags it all starts with them Killing that dude when they just didn't fucking have to Yeah And it just causes us problems And the only thing they have to appeal to is well We were going to Like according to like determinism Some shit Instead of just not doing it We just went ahead and did it It's bad It's really bad don't watch Devs Shit But yes uh Camel of Opinions is the one that made quite a few of the Funny They're like What was it called like SJW reviews Or It was like making fun of um Video essays it was good shit Yeah they were good they were really funny Yeah I hope that uh he's making some good shit with that I might try and have a look see Cause Devs was not an entertaining watch So I would get some catharsis from watching someone rip it apart I suppose Um Molo what is your favorite episode of Season 1 and why Mine is the one with Deep Sea King Also does anyone know is season 2 in English can be found I certainly don't But yeah that's I would imagine that's a lot of people's favorite episode to be honest with you It is fantastic Um So the thing with me and One Punch Man is I kind of Think of the season as a whole I don't really break it up Cause whenever I watch it I fucking blast through the whole thing usually Yeah Well it's good to think of it like that I just watch season 2 because that was kind of Garbo Oh no I've not seen it still It's literally just been the fear of it not being good Yeah Well I mean what it's adapting like the web comic And manga those are fantastic But it is not a good adaptation I am sorry to say Is that the um Like common perspective as well as I haven't followed any of it Yeah I think so Because it very clearly There was some They didn't have the budget With that one It's very clear That's a shame Weird that they wouldn't give it the budget it needs Considering how popular and beloved the first one seems to be I remember the smile was explaining like It's a bit of a perfect storm with season 1 In terms of the resources from what I understand Yeah yeah the director Basically called in a bunch of favors And you got a bunch of excellent animators to work on the show And then Second season did not have that privilege Was it like Is it again a season 3 then Or It might There's more to adapt But yeah I have no idea We'll see Yeah Deepsea came It would probably be a pretty good one to go with Like for lack of me figuring out Which episodes are all The ones that I love the most I just love the season I think it's really good Yeah it is excellent My sister says that Objectively the loss was too isn't bad because of the interview I mentioned earlier and that only the actor Slash creator could say what a character would do In a film or game not fans Why? Yeah that's wrong Yeah I'm gonna need a big old citation for that one Yeah because A film creator can say Something that is just blatantly Incorrect based on the film Yeah as soon as we establish that not everything they say Is applicable then It has to be down to what they say Being accurate and that is something that any of us can do Death of the author bitch I just love the idea that a character is clearly One thing and then the author is like no Would you like too bad Hmm Who are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes Of course you know you'd be like So the worst case scenario then what if you wrote a story And you had something very specific and then people like co-opted it If something they liked or whatever I should be like Well I mean What are their references I don't know Well then you just do the JK thing Become a transphobe and everybody will dump That story I mean she was I thought you would have referenced the whole like she just kept adding to A Harry Potter post book release Like the classic Yeah but I love that That book door is gay He's a big old Slap He's just a big long slap Do they have spells to make your cock big Cause I imagine That would be like the first spell they come up with The first one to win Like this is great Like fell fell fell I need help He's getting too big He teaches you for a fee I don't know He does dick enlargements I didn't know it was your whole thing People try to shame you and you're like Hey Wait who are you I'm the guy who found The cock in beginning Spell Yeah this is really like I invented The death spell I invented the pain The control I invented the large Peter's spell Nice Unfair to call Brie Larson a white boy Oh that's something we didn't ask about cause I said a bunch of white boys Getting on it I think right What a boy What a boy Hey rags Drove through Arkansas for work Awake for 24 hours And had to drive another hour to MOBC Molasses Bacon MOBC MO space B and then Lower KC Oh wait BC is because MO is Missouri That's the state north of us Because my money wasn't good enough to get a hotel Because I'm 20 I blame you Well first off You shouldn't be driving when you haven't slept Driving when you're tired is It's worse than driving drunk It's very unsafe But um man like Arkansas is cheap man I don't have enough money for a hotel room here I don't know what to say Can I sound like you said Organsaw Organsaw That's what I'm interested in That's the horror vision Yeah Organsaw Howdy doody ho there Mootlanna and E.R. Mobiltism and Rag Hello I have a vid coming soon of Making Saruman Stuff We'll shoot along when it's fin Super cool Are you like a co-op into Z80 I don't know if you're making out of wood or whatever But that's legit Pretty cool What is Streamlabs That is The thing that like Hosts the link I can Send out for people to donate Directly instead of through YouTube It's in the description I just call it streamlabs I'm assuming that's accurate I'm pretty sure Hey Mola This is the first time I get to catch you guys Enjoyed your content I used to be one of the people That doesn't enjoy long video essays But you guys convinced me All hail the long man The long takes another soul Yeah boy Rags are you still working Or going to make your Mandalorian video Yes It is and it works you bet And yeah it's gonna be exciting You gotta let it cook You know you don't want it undercooked or overcooked It'll be the right time Rags challenge this stupid Scaly to a furry fight and show him the Arrow of his ways Furry fight I don't even want to know what that is Furry fight I guess cause the icon was the dragon So that makes him a Scaly Aw yeah I guess he's a Scaly boy Terrifying Disgusting Beauty's eFap You might get arrested though Yeah nah Nah that's not happening We like to have fun Like so when things are stupid It's really easy to have fun with it But that shits like oof Brie Lawson asked for hatred From certain people Do you like The white male comments or And technically true Yeah I mean what she said was pretty stupid How's her youtube channel going She gonna do let's plays or something I imagine that's just the next step It's just slowly dying And everyone kinda forgot about it She's probably jealous of Jack Black Also Rags was talking about the worst Movies in recent years I'm sure he could come up with more movies If he widened the search Oh yeah Gonna be a shit ton of examples It's just kind of all pretty bad That's all Seems like a bad Seems white men is censored by youtube What Interesting I'm stuck to wonder if If the fucking super chats like Censorship thing isn't even run by humans At this point Just surprise me They only change it when people bitch Yeah like that's literally how it works You can vote what would upset you Once enough people avoid it'll just change Um Jacks ain't defending cuties Oh Yeah So is movie bob Yeah that's Weird that people defend this I don't think that they've seen it That's the thing Jack definitely did see it He did Apparently he gave it a 7 out of 10 Oh my god That's what I've heard from discord I'm interested to see what his defense Of this movie is Well I'm assuming it's the same as everyone else's Where it's like it's trying to show you Child exploitation is bad Child pornography is something like that It's so fundamental It blows my mind When you have fantasy murder Or um All of the fantasy shit that's done Is gonna be with You know where I'm going with this You can't fake that With a child that's not possible With a CGI or some shit I guess It's still a fucking weird thing to do But that's not what we're dealing with So it's just yeah But keep on banging that drum I guess As far as I'm aware It's put out a bunch of clarifications Because you've got a huge amount of backlash Which I don't know why You would expect anything else Yeah I know All you have to do Is not defend the PO movie Yeah You had one fucking job That's too hard for some people Clearly Holy crap he's serious You actually can't type white Followed by the weird men in super chats What the fuck Can you do that with black men and other races You probably can It's so fucking strange Can't talk about white men We must be pretty fucking bad I guess Who knows what the reasoning is I'm sure it's to do With preventing Nazis from doing something Oh I'm wasting two bucks on this MOLIA Hey That wasn't a waste No It was a beautiful use Gotta do it the cheat way Come on Octo Octo man I was trying to blend Octopus and Ocean Man Octo man Puffing by my hand It's true You cannot super chat about white men white So if you do it in the opposite direction you should be okay You gotta be on caveman Man white Man white Why don't you just use like A different languages version of white Like Blanc white For white I guess Blanc men Blanc men Because a lot of people are super bad about white men I don't know I don't know it's kind of weird I mean four just came in As a result of this I guess A green man works So Fringy's okay I guess I am a man Of white Ever considered doing a sweepstakes for eFap200 Or so where one lucky viewer Gets to converse with the members of eFap Love the content by the way I mean you know we probably do Like we could do a call in thing at some point Right I don't see why not Talk to randos Chill out see what everyone wants to say about stuff Uh Yeah I don't see why not I Rorglers Oh my god they're combining all the names Call me Um Everyone's fucking testing this shit I am a white man Captain Marvel isn't bad Because look at this horrid movies But why not compare Captain Marvel to good movies Like Lord of the Rings or the Green Mile or their ilk In fairness the first video we covered said Lord of the Rings was shit So you know who am I to trust Yeah I still don't know about that video What in terms of like bait Cause Yeah I'm honestly a bit I don't know It said all the right names and all the right places Hmm We'll have to get um EFAP detectives on it If y'all want to do some learning watch Sargon's vid On the liberty of hate would be great To see how you guys react to some of the results Results Liberty of hate My goodness Um In pass through Neil says He killed 300 million people To which Movie Bob replied with amateur I mean Again Movie Bob's numbers Are looking to be way bigger than that If he manages to get a hold of Something that allows it I don't know Uh one wrote mob psycho And one punch man Is Fair enough I guess What did they say Uh one wrote mob psycho And one punch man Yes Isn't the new Mulan Supposed to be more accurate to the actual story Than the animated one I thought isn't it classified As like a disney remake or whatever Yeah So Well of course not Yeah and I thought the goal Actually like I could be wrong but I thought it was Supposed to be take Mulan and then make it live action Quote unquote And they removed Mushu because he's offensive And they added Fucking powers for some reason I thought their reasoning For getting rid of Mushu was because it wasn't realistic Oh was it that I could have sworn I heard someone say that like Um he's also offensive but I can't remember I mean maybe They're both but That's the reason that I'm aware of Yeah you could be right on that I might have mixed some stuff up Either way they got rid of There was reasoning what I'm suggesting is If they're going to go out of their way To reason why they got rid of Mushu Then it's probably the case that they're trying to adapt Uh the original Vision because they need to account for How things will be missing That you would expect to be there from the original Unless Mushu's in like the original story I don't know He's not but neither is super powers Yeah it's absolutely nothing Like the original balance Hmm Started from EFAP 1 After EFAP 100 a few weeks ago Uh On 17 now enjoying the lore Also cheers for covering the first guy Been hoping he would appear Cheers for covering the first guy Yeah Maybe they got here late and they thought that Oh unless they mean Jim Sterling That was the first we covered on 100 Oh wait Maybe they meant this stream I don't know Yeah maybe they thought the second one Was the first one Either the first person we covered on EFAP 1 EFAP 100 or this stream Um regardless Yes I hope I'm glad you enjoy Uh 6 out of 10 is not good It's the equivalent of a D Not in a universe where you want a 1 to 10 Scale to make sense Like what the fuck is the point of the rest of the numbers If 6 means bad You work an IGN No Hi rags please play out of wilds For your own sake Hi um I mean Is it on I did they say Outer wilds Yeah okay then yeah Absolutely do play that Amazing game Put on my wishy lish Um 6 out of 10 is actually B- in the main official system I wouldn't know Main official system Yeah who is your favorite Fate series waifu No I'm not exactly Very well read on Fate but Yeah so I can only go with Off Queen Arthur I guess Yeah the yeah Blonde hair blue eye waifu It's the equivalent of a waifu for guys Gaifu Yeah Is this guy possibly of reduced intelligence Or does he just forget what he's doing And get distracted by something in the middle Oh Yeah it could be both Probably the second They didn't seem very self-aware Are you guys aware that the escapist Launched a movie podcast hosted by cinema Roberto and Jack Package Also Heimola Yes and that's Like Jack from He and Movie Bob I don't know It's such a like Why But you know They just want to talk about movies I guess Leave them be What are you guys talking about Spider-Man Of course Why would we talk about anything else I mean the inflections Matter is like why are you guys talking about What are you guys talking about Spider-Man And I don't know Fuck it I'm tired Can I use your last of us to LP For a video on agriculture Yes Agriculture Yeah I'm confused how it applies but Sure Do you have plans to cover cinematic Venoms to take on TLJ I skipped through it to see him say Snoke was a good villain because his back story is obvious His No it isn't obvious Nobody saw the fucking clone Shit coming What do you mean it's obvious He possibly predicted that If you predicted that you're lying He's obviously made it a Fat of goo On a secret dark planet where a Darth evil power patine clone Was making clones of Snoke as well Fucking no JJ and Ryan didn't even know that was the case until JJ was like oh fuck it I guess That's funny There's no reason why we wouldn't eventually cover that Cinematic Venom is a tragedy YouTube I suppose We will have ER on for that so we can experience him Okay It's most hunter-willed Nojigante hunts what are basically gods for Food Nojigante is also hungry all the time I'll whack him good for you I think You have to hunt quite a few of those To get through part of the campaign I'm pretty sure it's toward the end I haven't played world in a while now The Iceborn DLC Came out and apparently it's good shit So If anyone wants to play more monster hunter Dewey Hey EFAP crew love you all also high rags Hi Good stuff Also Charlie's Angels 2000 For EFAP movies I don't remember that being like A funny bad movie but I just heard about Oh that's right I don't hear about it Then they made The other Charlie's I would rather do the new one The Elizabeth Banks one Oh yeah the Elizabeth Banks one Most people forgot that existed No they said the 2000 one Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore I remember I like those ones Hmm This guy is a ma'am by the way Freak Wait oh I didn't catch that If that's true No clue I don't even know if that is true I would have thought they would have corrected us when they came on But I don't know Wait what? I'm not for shizzle I guess Well the pronouns are That's what I think the super chat is saying Well I mean The person had a girl name But a man voice Yeah There's plenty of men that have girl names Name 5 Shelly Dana, Jamie Shelly Interesting How do you spell Shelly H-E-L-L-Y Huh Interesting name Sounds like a turtle name That's another name Jesse Jesse's androgynous I don't know I feel like I meet more women named Jesse than men But it's because it's like short for Jessica So they go by Jesse We have Jesse's girl But yeah I've never Until like I met my boyfriend His dad's name is Jesse And then his oldest brother's name is Jesse Before that I've never met a guy named Jessica Well I mean Before that I'd only ever met women that were named Jesse And I've still to this day never met a man named Jamie And so I've only ever known women named Jamie Jamie Heineman I don't know who that is Jamie Lannister That was the first time and I was like Why would I have a girl name Yeah Anna doesn't know Game of Thrones Well that was one of my examples Game of Thrones Rags is a big Game of Thrones fan I love it, it's great Season 8 was your favorite thing I remember that live stream Oh yeah, yeah that one Yeah that's when I met you Aww Rags came in With the ammo of having seen one Game of Thrones episode It was all he needed I'm always like Rags I need you to watch this It was like have you seen Game of Thrones? Nope it was like alright watch it The same shit I did was Smiler back when TLJ came out I was like I need to know I'm not insane Someone needs to see this film with me it's so fucking bad You used to be like wow really? Yeah because like TFA was fine right? I was like yeah I know but this one I know yeah it's okay Your video Your video was the one where I was like oh shit TFA isn't a miracle masterpiece What is happening? I know what a surprise I can see why Nijigante would want to defend Captain Marvel He's just as condescending and obnoxious as her Damn I mean the video was Definitely like I would have guessed he had like a huge bone to pick with you You'd think Yeah Very aggressive Which is fine like we said though It's just better you're better off if you're right at that point That's all The reason we have the phrase a broken clock is right twice a day Someone being crazy or shady doesn't automatically mean they're wrong Well yeah that's the thing It doesn't matter if you despise a channel and they've only ever been dishonest Like if they have a Well I say that If like a channel only lies Then I guess you wouldn't have any reason to click it But I don't think any of the examples he had was that extreme Sometimes the truth can come from anywhere It's not true But if it were true it would be the right thing to do And you would deserve it Is this weirdo's video about rags? I don't even remember what that quote was about Like which pod I don't remember either Untrustworthy sources including the guy I don't know We could have brought that up Can't trust them strangers Mama told me For a 6 out of 10 mediocre film This guy is simping hard for it Yeah a little bit I think it'd be hard for me to get passionate About any 6 out of 10 Yeah Like once you hit 5 You're just like hmmm I don't really feel anything Please g'delb Ahh the usual suspects Maybe if I could do Like I don't know people I don't have anything in here for usual suspects Since Halvaluque There you go That'll have to do Cause the thing is with these references I usually end up looking at them years later And then I'm like does this make any sense at all Hmm Cause of course all the g'delb quotes have to make sense You guys could tell that Goopa bloopa returns Alright Molo is the pioneer of objective criticism Dude you were the first The longer EFAP goes on the more Molo becomes an SCP True Thank you for this EFAP I had a stressful work week Of Monster Go for it dude Fair enough I was just more interested in the Stressful week is big gay EFAP is here to show you People who are worse off than you are At least you have a braid That's one way over But yeah Monster I've heard a couple of times That's one of the good ones I haven't seen it Oh is it? Apparently Hi rags What are your preferences in guns? Tell Wolf we love him We'll do Preferences? Oh I mean I like all kinds I like Vox and 1911s And I like my era 15s and my AKs With my 47s and 74s I like a lot of stuff I prefer Red dots to iron sights I generally prefer Smooth or shooting calibers I Don't like guns that are pristine I like When a gun has a bit of wear on it Looks like it's been used I don't have to worry about it getting scratched or banged up or anything I I don't like guns that look crazy Or have too much going on Catchments and stuff We can call those preferences There we are Stupid Mario Doing jumps all over the place I'm just imagining this guy search for hours For anything that supported against Captain Marvel reviews Not being deleted and the best he came up with Was a comment on a reddit thread So convincing It was a weird part of the video Yeah you didn't have to say anything You could have just not said anything That's the thing Just don't say anything I didn't make a big deal out of it Because it wasn't a big deal Let it go This octopus has given me a hard time Rex Yeah Mario Sunshine Why don't you know Mario Sunshine inside out Completely You guys are the gay Oh my god Is this true Nope So is this guy worse than cinematic venom Okay this is look We can't say every single time we cover a person They're the new bottom of EFAP Yeah We gotta have some standards people If you want cinematic venom to be special Then Quit trying to compare them This person is the same But yes Cinematic venom's video is very bad I know But you don't want to go too far with Just saying everything is worse Than that Alright Alright killed it They did not vote down with bots Rotten tomatoes had a not interested Button for movies which hadn't come out yet That button was removed Because of Captain Marvel It wasn't fake reviews Cable about the 50,000 reviews Yeah I was just going to say There was all kinds of fucking shit going on with Captain Marvel Hence the entire Point Rags was making People were talking about it That was it As bad as 2020 has been Have you ever thought about how horrible YouTube Rewind is going to be We will need an EFAP I mean we could but I don't even know what I'd have to say about it I'd never recognize anybody in them I'm always like who the fuck are all these people Yeah How miserable the YouTube Rewind would be If it was like a legitimate one One day YouTube will put a 24 hour cap on streams And on that day the long man emerged From the English Channel in his 3 mile high Height shouting in a Welsh accent Unlimited power That's not unlimited 24 Child's play I don't know what that sticker is Looks like a duck But thank you So I just got bingo On the EFAP bingo Yay me Oh right That wouldn't surprise me actually I'm just sad that you don't live in the world Where Tom Bombadil was played by Brian Blessed I mean that would be cool Maybe a deleted scene Let's do that Gadelb the usual suspects I don't know who this is Still got some words left rags was your first Oh wait sorry this is split up Usual suspects I don't know what this is That's separated from Still got some words left rags what was your first F with a guy or a girl A girl And then damn censorship Hi rags There you go Is it Brian Blessed the guy who is like Are you retarded That's him Fucking great Are you retarded Are you retarded Just watched Joker and Joker's relationship Mirrors his mothers with Thomas Wayne in that they saw what they wanted Not what was true Oh yeah it's definitely a strong potential It wouldn't surprise me that what I was going on In Mr Joker's head Could be reflected in his mother And her Psychology It's an interesting one that movie You guys ever see Joker Hmm I have Ain't half bad It ends really positively He gets to kill a whole bunch of people Hmm I've been catching up with every e-fap I love it and it's making me pay attention more To movies Glad to hear that That's the kind of stuff we like to hear Yeah Yeah I felt that Hits me where I live Haha You're welcome buddy It'll complain about Mauler's alleged slurs But not even concerned With how he slurs his words Wait who's complaining about my slurs Oh was it Who was the one who said that we like Everything's filled with racist and sexist jokes or something right That was you Yeah they said that about you I'm a weird target for that one I feel like Ea is the one you go for Yeah you would think But now I'm a comedian You're in the clear I'm not No I'm fine Ea please let someone else Speak for fuck's sake Oh This guy is part of the re-police Oh my god Hi Mauler I've been trying to contact you about a video I'm making on e-fap in its community I've got almost everyone and I just need the long man For what Does that sound familiar to you Rex? Is that again? I've been trying to contact you about a video I'm making on e-fap in its community I've got almost everyone and I just need the long man I'm not familiar Did I just end my Just needs you He needs you I'm gonna collect all the red coins again God damn it The red coins Are you looking for a voice clip or something? I'm not sure Are you retarded? I didn't say that did I That's fucking racist Um But yeah I'm not sure what What's being referred to Um Joined late when Rex is sped up you sound like Benny Cuties is complicated Shapiro So listen Cuties is complicated Oh my god Yeah Oh he almost sounds like um Patrick will Oh no Oh my goodness Patrick Willems the Ben Shapiro of movies Ben Shapiro Yeah what happened to your wild hair Started Kimo My wild hair What are you talking about? Yeah your icon doesn't have as Ah yeah This is because I am Mr. House From Fallout So all my hair fell out Damn Ah his hair Yeah hair fell out because of Fallout Hale rags Wait no Hale Hale's spelt with an A but You know Oh I mean you know whatever weather Um rags I'm so sorry They followed this up with something else Christmas still sucks though I don't under you I don't understand What lonely Loser Someone whose life is a failure Oh my god I think Christmas is Wow see I think they've all got their Pluses Nobody ever talks about Easter really just saying Well yeah Cause it's not Like crazy cool Or anything Dude it's a bunny that delivers you free chocolate I don't know That bunny's terrible No he's not What bunny what happened to you A massive anthropomorphic Rabbit costume man Who goes around Hiding eggs What kind of a rabbit hides eggs Does he squeeze him out of his ass Peter Cottontail does Hopping down the bunny trail that's not an Easter thing Yes it is Did you not watch the fucking movie Here comes Peter Cottontail Hopping down the bunny trail First off rabbits don't have trails Yes he does I don't think that I feel like They go down in specific ways and it makes a trail over time I don't know where the rabbits gotta be Where the rabbits gotta be They gotta be where they gotta be you don't know it's life I don't want to know Peter Cottontail's egg stealing Hiding, painting, squeezing Well that's why you don't understand Easter I don't think Peter Cottontail has Oh Easter was huge When I was a kid I got my fucking fill of Easter I like the egg hunt I like that But I don't know if that's enough to carry the whole thing But what about the candy At what point are you just like oh yeah stores exist I can get free I can get all the candy I could basically eat Whenever I want The point is zombie Jesus Yeah kind of But aside from that Alright I don't even know what the bunny has to do Great zombie Jesus Peter Cottontail Oh a record producer Here come Peter That's not a very He's a Chicago area musician He worked with Chance the Rapper Like yo man what's your rapper name Peter Cottontail That's pretty cool Cool Um imagine using molar as a defense For Captain Marvel Oh because yeah Yeah I kind of did Yeah I feel like of all the people You could probably grab I don't think I say a single Positive thing about Captain Marvel in my video Do I I can't even remember if I do But do I even talk about the de-aging Of Samuel Jackson being good I can't remember if I did Yeah I think you said it was good Uh Long Man Bad Of course What Angry Joe movie reviews have you seen Oh I've seen a whole bunch Not a fan Angry Joe is The quintessential ghost to see movie Enjoy his experience says hey that was good And then like 5 weeks later is like Wait That was kind of shit wasn't it Yeah kind of Which is fine by the way His gaming is just so much better The justification was that Rages are for films that had wasted potential And Captain Marvel had none to waste Point is the guy is way off based Way off based Yeah there was no like I felt like there was no definitive easy fix Or anything for Captain Marvel or tweaks Just like you need to fucking uproot all of this It's terrible Um Cause just like nothing works about the film It's not like a film where you can see some stuff Yeah yeah this could work But I think it would seriously come down To just the emotional reaction as a whole Was just that of Elongated humanoid negative True We've heard infinitisms Batman and TLJ the 1, 2, 3 On the EFAP granting scale What would be the 4 4 to 10 So I don't think we've come up with ones It's a little bit hard to get like a 8, 9, 10 sort of situation I think we'd have to add legitimately sort of Give that one more thought than just something Off the cuff Yeah like it was almost um We, infinitisms were so bad That's how it got that slot We just like we've never come across something That breaks everything Where it's like time and space have been deleted Also it hasn't been It's like okay I feel like you've Gone as far as you can go without Not being an existing property or something So if this is the floor Where does Batwoman sit and it's like Batwoman does everything it can to break absolutely Everything but it doesn't quite fuck With time and space So unless of course you Yeah it's not like nonsense Like there's a Story that you could follow There and it's not as bad as crisis Is it's the one step above What if crisis was actually A little bit more sensical Boom Batman And then some might be surprised to find that TLJ is three That's the thing TLJ is really bad But it's not Batwoman bad Like that's a A world where Like I said Time and space are intact But everything else isn't Anything that you know about anything In this world it's not going to work Properly in Batwoman Which is definitely to the Show's benefit But yeah so Well that listing will probably Grow as time goes on cause Mandalorian was potentially a four But I'm pretty sure we ended up going with three for that right Yeah that's three ish four ish Oh four out of ten Didn't you rate avatars a four out of ten? I said I could be pushed to a five With avatars Yeah yeah Could be That's the thing this list would probably be Reserve for stuff if we were to use it Like in a really To try and categorize stuff I'd probably want to Choose stuff I'm really familiar with Which I love that I can say I'm familiar with Batwoman Yeah We're avid fans But like shows I've only seen once I probably wouldn't want to throw I say that I've only seen Batwoman once But I remember it so So well of course That's probably tied to the fact that I've seen it more than once Technically speaking with all the editing And rewatching our coverage of it so Um And there's like nobody on this planet Has ever mentioned even being remotely a fan of it So I don't think we've experienced what it's like To have someone defend Batwoman maybe there is You know a defense I'm sure there's some people out there like if you go to the reddit for Batwoman There's some people who actually I mean This episode was so great with how they did that to the This crazy people It's mostly um They don't really do argument Stuff like oh you know um Rachel Scarsden is an amazing actress Uh I've really liked this plot line Like there's nothing To work with really It's nothing that will convince you of anything I'm just like alright yeah Um And then like I don't even know That we have a slot for 10 I feel like that's something we'd have to think for a while on Exactly how we justify it Someone said Buffy would be 10 No Buffy's a 7 at best Buffy's high moments are great But overall there's loads of fucking Tism in that show Um 10 would be something like Um I don't know what 10 means perfect And I don't know if we I don't really want to put anything in 10 yet I'd have to think about that for a while And like how it would make sense Rather than just something Yeah I'd say like Frazier would be like a 9.5 Because there's only like a few things Nothing continuity But that's a fantastic show True Joker Um I can't remember Did we come up with any problems for Joker I think some small ones I can't remember saying that it was Perfect or that there weren't some Small little issues Um But I There's a couple of conveniences Like um I'm engaging with Wayne in the theater There's a lot of ways that might not have worked I'm not saying it's like absurd or anything Just that it's not the easiest thing To have done and they don't really do much In terms of showing how he made it happen Other than he walked in and it kind of just worked I mean it's certainly Really high territory I guess I'm just really hesitant To mark something as the perfect 10 Because that carries a lot of I wonder if 12 angry men would qualify That seems like something we could probably get away with it Just a bunch of people in a room arguing So he's probably going to be Real to be and that film is pretty Fucking great we should watch that sometime actually Yeah Um But that would be a good thing to do Is to come up with our You know 1 to 10s get some people In a call And just sort of do that When maybe I'm a little bit more lucid You're going to have to rename That video now to Captain Marvel And an unbridled mare And then in brackets bad Yes Um Do do do do Recently went back and watched Game of Thrones Finale stream the hilarity Fucking hell I think I'm starting to pronounce words wrong Cause uh Brain melty While you were talking about that crappy show Someone brought the trailer for the best show ever Batwoman Yeah there's uh People have traced it I can't remember which video it's on But someone's got a top comment that says You guys going to check out the Batwoman trailer And then I responded with like yes we will It's like the bit of a wonderful series You know I just realized I like climbing around This thing more than I do killing Shadow Mario What does that say about me I don't know Shadow Mario reminds me of ER I don't want to kill him Aww Can I spray you with juices You okay with this Yeah as long as it's like hot mayo Oh no Give me that cold chilled mayo From all his unbridled mare video on Captain Marvel And this video being titled an unbridled mare Does not mean the film isn't awful It simply means I save rages for films that I could That could have been great I do like Captain Marvel never had a chance It's just gonna be shit no matter what Yeah Um Hi guys a little embarrassed here The video was not that good I admit I cut this out of my video and I left it unlisted I appreciate the critique that was from I think you read that out Yeah I took this video down originally and I took down the new one I wasn't satisfied with them on further inspection I done goofed admittedly It's all good The process was Like I said this isn't Like even the first time Oh wait I guess Jay He ended up taking down the Black Panther one right I think Of course you don't like it's not like We would say that you have to or anything It's just that yeah it's all good And thanks for coming on Of course if you're still out there Listening perhaps Um What about when people write reviews Those things can be essays in and of themselves But I guess only a paragraph get to it Oh right as in like What about long essays versus videos I mean to me As you could tell from when we asked Them in the call It was more of a just thinking about averages It's like how long do I like to watch a video for It's like half an hour is about as much as I'm allowing There's nothing else there really In terms of like a metric Like I said there are people Who are popping out fucking like Nine hour videos that are like You know the ultimate review of And then it's usually a game They don't usually do it for films I'm the weird one with that Like um Didn't White Light do it with Death Stranding recently And there was a guy who reviewed Pokemon There was a Pokemon game he reviewed for like 11 hours God damn The surprising amount you can say about shit You know I could tell you of the great battle centuries ago I could tell you of the power Of the darkness there are many tales Lately those tales have stopped I could tell you but I won't Mmm Very well Be that way Am I supposed to make my review only 20 minutes Long without cutting down on my funny challenge Awesome skits Oh no not skits Anything but skits I don't think but skits no please Look you know what you gotta be yourself Ultimately oh no yeah you're on the floor You're wiggling while I'm spraying you Oh my This game is not for children Hi Muller and Rags Hello Have you heard of the giant golden bat No Alright then I'm assuming it's like a statue I don't know The great golden bat The great golden Yes of course The great golden bat The giant golden crowned flying fox That's probably not what they're talking about The great golden bat Golden cave fruit bat Beaches of megabat It's a mix of the philippines Megabat Surely they're in australia too Just seems like the right thing But yeah okay I don't know if that's what you're referring to But neat Although I turned captain marvel off 10 minutes in it seems like an ad bit For intersectionalism Fucking Bad Ryan Nailed it Could be fun to bring him on board and talk about it The crowd demands you bring the dragon on Yeah we ended up doing it Have you heard of the story of Darth Plagueis the wise He was a bad tism I'm a good storyteller It's done I'd be curious about the rest of it The content creator Rags Covered about how consoles beat pc Has done a sequel to it about how next gen Has murdered pc Wait Hopefully this wasn't right before like the 30 series Came out right I Would hope they did it before then Because holy shit The thing a lot of people often forget Or at least you know this is in my limited view Because I'm not really in that Call it a community I guess I always get confused about like Power of pc versus Power of console for X amount of money and can the pc Beat the console and that is the only question I'm like you really need to widen Your Your pros and cons on pc versus console there Yeah it's not just about power Yeah if you said and even if it was just Literally okay you have a console budget Get a pc that's As if not more powerful I could do it I feel like a lot of people have access to the tools That let you do it but even if you couldn't And it ran at let's say 70% of the power Like get the pc are you kidding There's so much a pc does Beyond playing video games Just if you guys didn't know Pretty cool I like them My first live efap has me Witnessing the birth of a beautiful meme live My first time hearing er live And a bs video getting torn down Love y'all Well Quite an adventure today Playing skyrim again For funsies it's hilarious how badly Designed this game is and how easy it is To break the basic mechanics I've never played it Never played skyrim Nope I'm not a nerd I would be I guess I'd be interested No you'd just say it's I'd say it's what You'd probably just say it's That's what skyrim is Skyrim's fine Oh Yeah I mean I've seen plenty of clips but yeah I've never been interested in those Looks It looks fine I meant channel awesome skits Sorry for Tism It's funny how skits Make me think of channel awesome when Plenty of other people do it too Or at least did them I think he still does them Even in half in the bag When they shoot each other in blood Hmm Backpedal hard American H-Bomber Guy Oh my god Just because bullets don't penetrate Batwoman's suit does not mean the kinetic force From the bullet are stopped as well Kate Kane would have been knocked on her ass Constantly with severe bruising in the best case I don't even know if we've managed to talk about that At the finale because we were just distracted By so much stupid shit But they unload so many bullets into her Yeah like that shit is gonna Hurt You've got that thing is skin tight There is no padding in there Because it's clearly a very flexible material Like bulletproof I'll go with the super secret Wayne Tech Industries Okay fine But all of that kinetic energy just slamming Into you like that You're gonna be covered in bruises Like double pecking And plus when she put the cape up The cape wasn't even like wiggling So Like show don't put her in this situation Or she's being fired upon like this In a circular firing squad For reference Yeah she's shot by like Fucking 15 dudes all with different guns All in a big circle and she just escapes After getting shot loads because She's just immune to all of it And there's this scene later That's how one of the bullets that hit her Did nothing and they found it from the floor I don't know why they wouldn't have figured that out already But He holds up the bullet and it's from a desert eagle And he goes a desert eagle can shoot Through anything No No So funny because he's like the leader Of the organization that's all about You know like they're essentially police And he just doesn't Hurt to though I think Yeah Yeah either him Or Luke but for totally different reasons But yeah I'm probably Jacob I'd say Jacob or Luke I'm sad that you know by the end of the show Jacob's probably gonna become like a super bat woman simp You're like yeah you're the best I was wrong Arrest her Jacob Do it In a worst case scenario Kate Kane would have been broken ribs And the kinetic force is strong enough To be lethal in conclusion But bullet does not need to penetrate The bat suit to kill Kate Kane Or you could just shoot her when she's Kate Kane You know I'm just saying So much shit about bat woman doesn't make sense It is absolutely a tutorial And What can you spot basically I do not normally accept arguments From authority but when I do It's from Rich Evans keep watching red letter media My friends drunk rags versus J Oh do you mean versus drunk J Or from red letter media I don't know I remember the episode They all got drunk and in the editing it looked Hilarious because they just like stitched Two days together I think it was a Halloween one actually Huh Happy EFAP 100 everybody Hi rags Also I disagree with this guy but respect him For showing up Absolutely I got it good stuff Um asking about the Asking about the anti SJW joke We did ask that right I just said the poop thing I said it wasn't an anti SJW joke That was weird just don't look through it With that kind of lens because then you'll Say silly things like that that don't make any sense Certainly threw all of us off Fucking poop humor anti SJWs They won't learn any chance You're gonna say sorry Chat was like rags it's 11 p.m. For you right now get some sleep doggo It's not even midnight yet I'm tired I was gonna say that assumes you have a normal schedule Which I Some days have I was I was alright today so I woke up about two hours before we started so I shall survive For a little longer for sure Oh shit I should Really pause Any chance you'll do your long man reviews of older Films for people who haven't seen them It would be cool to see no reason not to Um it would just be a matter Of priorities And different projects and stuff You know how it be But um yeah there's loads of stuff I want to cover honestly A lot of good movies out there And games and books You know the paper ones with the words There are I've heard several Of them are okay But if he's a If he's a Mola fan and he watched Response to the Dark Souls 2 thing Why does he complain about taking a while to Review Captain Marvel I'm certain the argument would be That it's a video game versus a movie And that a video game is way longer So it's okay I like how Metal laughs like a gremlin Does Metal love like a gremlin I don't know I can't remember the question Stop man I wonder how Metal will feel about Being the one who lost like a gremlin Uh this is a test Alright Christmas or Halloween the chat demands Like I said we had to go through this With the whole guessing the inconsistent character thing Um probably not Gonna be for people who just jump in randomly It's gonna be for you know guest arenas The ones who hang out and stuff Otherwise it'll get weird With how many people get asked Um give chat the E-R-A-S-M-R E-R-S-M-R Um Is that on you to do? It sounds like It sounds like they want me to give that to them I don't understand I don't know what to do Just make lip smacking noises Into the mic That's gotta be it There you go guys Uh Oh hello long man Hello Rags I hope to have something in the mail for you in the next few weeks Oh wow Yeah I need to check on that PO box And give that a look so you see how it's coming through Um I'll take back what I said about him being worse than cinematic venom There you go I mean cinematic venom Fucking kind of lost hisisms Or apparently he always does anyway I'm not a surprise but You know what we often say Sometimes what you did What the mistake was isn't as bad as how You sort of respond to it Once you realize it was a mistake And you can go crazy You can find some middle ground Or you can be like hey I'm gonna just say like yeah That was kind of a fuck up It's all good And um You know like he seemed pretty angry With rags up until being in the corridors Just like yeah that's chill Which is a Is a nice result I suppose Absolutely Molly you skipped my eFap 100 message on eFap 100 Mini part 2 at 248 25 and now I am very sad What? Don't make me get your manager high Raggy doobie do Howly doobobity Why do people do this Super chat to let you know you missed my super chat For a different thing It might just be a good idea to Just send the super It's possible that one just slips through the cracks It's possible You might as well just send It again Now I don't know if I troll in Or if I did fuck it up Who knows Apologies if I did miss that one And yeah if ever I do miss one guys Don't super chat to tell me I missed it If you really wanted us It's the clever way of doing it I swear to Tism The chances of us having Your slip through again Twice Very low I started watching eFap When episode 4 just came out My first super chat was on eFap 24 Look how far you've come now Here's to another 100 And the emojis are A doggo, a wolf A skull and a car Hey who's the car That'd be moolah Question mark I guess your icon is still the skull Car right It's for guests only We don't care ask the question You go ask the question Why is everybody going to know who's Yeah go tweet them And ask them if they prefer Christmas or Halloween Terrifying Everyone should just Get whatever questions and answers Is that the world we live in I don't think so Communism we have to stop it And that's what that is Where everyone can ask each other questions No matter what Tismy timbers lad just stop Oh hi rags Hey moolah moolah rage No We got a eFap movie coming up for that one It's gonna be fun We We definitely Tour into that movie it's fucking bad And Moriarty and Jay Longbone You can expect some laughs It was really great to see tonald loak on here He seems like a really nice guy By the way where's Jay been lately Is he okay Jay's been streaming He's around and alive He was on eFap 100 Jay is okay In fact I would say Jay's been taken with golf with your friends He very much likes it He has a problem Someone needs to talk to him We need to have an intervention Because we do want to try and do some eFap Gaming In fact If I can get three people to be able to play That man in madame shit There's no reason why you and me and mel can't do eFap Gaming for that I don't know if it's three players If it is Then I will play Man of the Dawn with you I don't know if all three of us have to Ah fuck it whatever The other thing we're probably going to do Is play some golf at some point So Jay will be Back on eFap no matter what It's been 45 minutes Someone poke ya with a stick If he gets hurt Oh jeez I sprayed him with all my fluids Surely that's enough I like how you said that's what she is If I wasn't going that direction anyway It's a habit Watch too much office don't you Oh I do It's a good way to spend time It's alright You guys should check out the two videos By the channel BlacklightMike I regret being eFap's lolcow I think the vids may be very sad BlacklightMike I don't know who that They were eFap's lolcow BlacklightMike I don't recognize that name Oh this is Jared's other channel Oh I do know about this He said his biggest regret Was that He came on eFap I was like what Of all the things he could regret I was just like wow That's the thing Not all the comments and the stuff he said Your dad Yeah you know what can you do It's just the reality of it I can be your token Patty to give you the leprechaun pass Sweet Rags we call it all the passes The leprechaun bomb was the last one We were trying to collect Yeah there's only one pass And I'm really got my eye on it Have you guys thought about watching the DC animated movies To fill the batwoman drought I suggest killing joke and Batman ninja Because they're poopy I remember Because killing joke is liked In comic form right But it's not liked in the adaptation they did Was it the animation shitty I can't remember I think it was just Adapted story wise I don't know I've never seen it I see Hello massives and hi rags Out of curiosity have you thought of covering John 3D kills video On the doggo about TLJ if it's even up anymore No I remember I haven't heard that name in ages Is What is it He's a He's like this star I think we covered him a long time ago Star Wars Guy he did PC console stuff a long time ago John 3D kill Let me find him I'm gonna go grab some food I'll be right back No probable I think it's John kill 3D Well this is John 3D kills It's John kill 3D I think Emperor John kill 3D He's renamed himself he put emperor in his name Alright I Still making videos so That's something So yeah um He's got a video on a doggo about TLJ Wait do you mean he's got a video on you about TLJ Why Luke Skywalker was not Wasted in the last Jedi Okay Okay Whatever you see Star Wars the last Jedi non-spoiler review I don't want to spoil that A little response to Red House 4 Years ago Yeah I'll post it here in case You ever want to do anything with it It's only three and a half minutes Oh god I'm sure it's Very thorough at that point then I'm usually How much long could long man long If long man could long man May the dong bless you all How much man could a long man long For long man could long man That's gonna be one of those things Where numbers can't answer that question Sorry guys Just let's get into some Long lengths right there Also if you mention This Rotten Tomato scores are among its Users not everyone who watches movies Votes on Rotten Tomatoes using Rotten Tomatoes As a metric it's just dumb I don't even care like even if your goal was I want to see what people think of the movie In aggregate I'd be like Rotten Tomatoes Still sucks for that as far as I'm concerned Fucking half these sites can't even be trusted I always felt IMDB is much more consistent Than they are Like the ratings seem to Like things seem to make Sense rather than constantly make me question What the fuck's going on Yeah maybe, maybe they don't Delete 50,000 reviews out of Fucking number Yeah but what are we gonna do about the sexists if we don't do that That's true We're gonna stop them Is criticism art? Because you cannot attack it Oh my god We've done it guys Have y'all seen what happened to Monday It's good Nope, I don't know what that is Monday's still around right I think so We'll be seeing it soon I'm thinking Yeah if that's like a show or whatever I have not seen it Or a movie Imagine thinking someone liked it equals Like I said man That video is so strange He opens with saying it's all subjective And then he addresses the argument of Can it be for writing And he again reaffirms it's all subjective And then he explains where it's objective What? I think you need to make up your mind Bring back the TLJ bingo game That's the thing, a lot of these videos do Get you that bingo pretty quickly But it would be awkward for us to have that on screen as well You know All of them kind of qualify pretty consistently But I think that's more fun for the viewers You guys should definitely Engage in that sort of thing Keep an eye on what they've achieved It'd be interesting See which one of the most common like attribute is What on the bingo cost I forget all of them But everything is subjective is probably one of the most common Today was a pretty good one For it because we were kind of predicting some stuff And we got some A lot of stuff brought out It's about content But yeah Today was a good episode for it This is bad baloney Oh my god Film is a Subjective art, audible Anguish It just means that anything You say has no bearing beyond Your feelings Get over it Ha Oh gosh I gotta hit him right on his ass Hit him right there Um these are the same brainlets that think If lots of people do something then it can't be a moral These arguments make my ears bleed I'm just I would really hope that wasn't something they'd say But hey Our final word did no research On anti-arguments Yup Rhino milk better than blue bantha milk I agree I mean pretty categorical, isn't it Um I feel this boy would have Would have an allergic reaction if he saw a free weight Also did you know mark wolberg did a hate crime Saw a boy noises ensued Uh that was weird It was weird It's the exact As mel said it's the exact same energy as You know Fucking hate trump You're like okay I don't know what this has to do with your movie Review of Logan Paul's The Thittidig 2 But go ahead Um hi again Mouples and rags Hello And also hi metal And er Hello If you guys are still there In case you don't remember me I'm the lost world and disney Dinosaur guy Sorry couldn't give you more money it wouldn't let me So couldn't ask any more interesting Questions so here's some more Questions coming soon Also Also one day mola one day I think That's what that says He's the dinosaur guy Who's the dinosaur guy The disney dinosaur guy Like they're Uh like paleontologists Slash Dinosaur expert that they used What do you What do you mean Well it just says I'm the lost world and disney dinosaur guy I If that means that you worked With disney and you worked with Like the company You made lost world and stuff And was like their advisor Or something then Heck yeah we have questions Like wow that's kind of impressive That's really cool Assuming that's what it means Yeah I don't know I wouldn't be sure That's what it means and it seems as though they're asking They're saying couldn't ask any more interesting Questions As if they're looking to ask questions Rather than we're asking them questions Oh I am interested in asking Questions of you You guys covered his video with cancer audio And plastic dino toys as characters That was shinobi wasn't it That's not this person I think so I don't remember a dinosaur guy They may have super chat about Dinosaur things before I'm sorry if I've forgotten But I don't quite remember that Yeah please I'm interested And of course thank you For the kind donation Because they said hi again It's just like Perhaps so I've been keeping an eye on chat as well Everyone's guessing shinobi I'm pretty sure it's not shinobi Yeah Because he had like action figures I don't think that was the lost world And the dinosaur disney guy He was just the fallen kingdom guy technically right This guy is not shinobi Yeah I wouldn't have thought so Angry metal is best metal Also what's a german favourite number A german's favourite number Is it 9 I don't think that would be it That's just way too obvious They want to keep it I want an anshwansik Yeah there you go Anshwansik Also rags you seem tired Take a load off And sit on my face I would love to I am Getting tired we'd be going for what 9 10 hours 10 hours I think it's 10 Because we started at half 7 It's half 5 now Back on form I guess Ufap was gone But now it's back If a grown man wiggles their finger at you Punch them in the face Oh well If Hiddle said it Now that Hardcore Henry has been watched Killer Bean Forever for Ifap movies Udumbos Back to the beginning for me Hello That's from someone who isn't The Hardcore Henry guy by the way I think they think now if they call us Dumbos they will get the movie This can't be the key I refuse Also I've seen it I think that person's referenced the Killer Bean thing before It's like YouTube films of Killer Beans Yeah I haven't seen it but I'm aware of it It's like animated I think The guy who came on really sounded like a liar Caught out Why bad mouth your content if he liked your work And then he mirrored your opinions Yeah I mean he's probably pretty nervous I don't know if he Was saying but he did seem to fold on Mostly everything which is strange You'd think There'd be some stuff where he'd be like No I do think this position is True and fair Do you ever think that Sometimes people purposely make videos On you guys so that way they can Get on to your show Of course we can't know There are some videos where we've Considered covering them and decided against it Because we think that's the goal of the video Yeah I We kind of keep an eye on it Now But I highly doubt they would be Successful You'd have to have serious devotion To the persona Right Yeah There's some crazy people out there about this Yeah there is and it's not like a huge It's not a huge deal if it happens Especially if it's entertaining along the way But I If we suspect something Then it's probably not going to happen We're not always going to be able to catch it So it can always happen I mean, I'm a Republican I thought he was I think there was enough there to guess But yeah still But it was funny and everyone had a good time And that's done and it's in the path I just want to pet Anna and tell her It'll be okay Aww Thanks We're given no indication that Poe's staying to destroy the dreadnought Allowed the first order to track them We need something like that to justify Poe being wrong Otherwise he's right and Leia's wrong If someone argued It was because Poe's staying to destroy the dreadnought And that's why the first order could track them I got nothing for that I just feel like how in the hell did you figure that out That makes no sense Yeah You left wing leaning parasite You expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel Hmm Oh my Poe starts by sending thin rows on a secret mission And hides info about the tracker from Holdo I don't know how you can defend this To be honest Poe's kind of whack Hides info about the tracker from Holdo What exactly is telling Holdo About the tracker going to do Jordy knows Yeah I didn't think it was like some secret Also he needs to So the whole rationalization by Poe Which I completely agree with Is the last she knows the better She's going to try and stop him So as far as we can tell she's insane And he's like I've got to try and save people's lives The last she knows the better Yeah he's clearly dealing With someone who is Arguably insane And is acting irrationally to the point of being dangerous Yeah and so like Just keep her out of the loop at this point Which I'm pretty sure he decides Soon after Like doesn't he move over to Leia's body And he's like as if to imply Like he would have talked to Leia but Holdo's too nuts I don't know I'd have to rewatch the scene Um because submarines and battleships Only use their radars when they knew They needed to use them Yeah like it wasn't always going on I don't like I'm a little bit disappointed To you like there's several people in the EFAB audience That believe this is a fair argument I've seen the first order's resources You're telling me They can turn a planet into a 5 planet killing Galaxy spanning Superweapon like they basically have Unlimited resources We're appealing to the idea like hey they can't run That scan all the time It's like how about every 10 minutes Can we do that I don't know Stop trying to argue it's believable That they only turn on their hidden ship scanner If a fucking enemy person tells them Hey we have hidden ships That's absurd I can't believe you finally watched Hardcore Henry When I first asked a year ago September 23rd EFAB 53 I just wanted you Dumbos to watch the movie I didn't expect a dedicated EFAB movie video Also tell Rags that I'm mad at him Because when talking about it he keeps saying stuff like You guys happy Or you people can stop asking now This whole campaign is I don't remember you saying that What How This whole campaign has been a one man operation I know it's not Rags fault since he can't see Super Chat names But still tell him he's a Dumbo I'm pretty sure you knew it was one dude asking for that right One To have a see Hardcore Henry Yeah I assumed it was Like everyone was even talking about that one guy who keeps saying Yeah people were saying like I hope that one guy's happy now I don't remember you saying I hope you people happy Maybe you did once or something Maybe I assumed it was one guy If I had to guess I would think it was one guy Pretty much for like all joking About that Rags was annoyed at you I'm not annoyed not at all I'm glad I saw Hardcore Henry That being said you Dumbos Made the biggest mistake of your career By giving into my demands You have only emboldened me Oh my god It wasn't a mistake Now it's time to pass you with another media suggestion I've already asked it in the first half Fist EFAP Heelvis Babyface guested on And he agreed with me so here goes You Dumbos need to do an EFAP gaming Playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club It's around 8 to 9 hours As with the Hunt don't research the game I'm so confused I've only heard of the game That's all I know Instead it's a game basically Well Henry a year ago Will consider it Just play it with 4 people That way each person will be able to lend their voice For a corresponding main character Play the game, do it Among us probably comes first but after that Alright Okay then Also Getting real sick of Sawie Boys Talking about Chate of command and military protocol When the most information they have about that Lifestyles from watching Flippin Cadet Disney Channel Oh my god Cadet Kelly Yeah it's pretty hilarious They always appeal to Hey need to know basis She doesn't have to tell him They never want to generate a system Where she could be held accountable For what information she does or doesn't give out They just go by If she wants to she can if she doesn't she doesn't have to That's it Um Um Tamira Morrison's agency confirms That he will play Boba Fett in the Mandalorian Season 2 Thoughts? Say that one more time So the guy who plays Boba Django in the prequels Will be in Mandalorian Season 2 playing Boba I am curious But certainly not optimistic Yup I would definitely call myself Pessimistic on that one Hopefully I can be surprised Sorry I just want to see the baby I'm sure that they will Smother you with baby Yoda I'm so excited He's so cute Could you imagine a little baby Yoda with Boba Fett And then he's like pushing the button And he gets scared and looks so cute And he's in the snow Boba Fett's probably really paranoid about people pressing his buttons I don't care baby Yoda's gonna do it If he does that he likes to push the button Like when he's on Mandalorian he pushes the button And in the trailer he like Gets scared and pushes the button And he goes in his little bass And it's so cute I'm so ready to see the baby The rest of it can go to hell Well I mean I'm with you on part of that Yeah That's mean I hope it's good I hope it's better than Season 1 Get him more baby I think I've talked to this one before Have you seen Mandalorian? Yes I have What did you think of it? I forget I thought the first two to three episodes Were pretty grand And then it all kind of fell apart Well If there's any episode to choose where it fell apart Yes absolutely I do remember that That's where we originally thought It wasn't good before then But four is where it just That's the way to describe it I don't know I hate it The baby showed up You sound like you really have a bias Toward baby Yoda That's my opinion A tad bit I don't know I just I have a hard time Getting into a show when the main character Like should have died in the first episode And it's not a comedy Um Yeah I think I agree with you Because there's a couple of times Mando is saved by pure luck Even in the first episode He has pretty insane plot armor Mando is If someone ever asked me Name someone who's got plot armor He is definitely If not He's probably gonna be my go to now Got some narrative plot armor as well As your standard plot armor Everyone just can't hit him anywhere Other part of his body They just keep hitting those parts The first opening scene Where they're in that cantina in the middle of nowhere I'm like why is everything so clean It looks like that's all brand new And it's all immaculate There should be dust on stuff Especially visiting a high class place And then There's absolutely no reason for him to always be parked So far away And then They rip off Don Carter In the first damn episode And so everyone's going this is the way now Since like I don't know a hundred years ago when those damn books came out Like come on And I know the reason why it's in there Is because John Badroun did one of your fans Of the books but still And then okay he's gotta ride The whatchamacallit alien things To get over because this is the way And you have to take that But then he casually is just walking back With baby Yoda Or he could have just parked His damn car closer And he wouldn't have had to do that entire scene With the alien dude But I don't know It was dumb The robot assassin going in just like that was dumb Everything about that was dumb And then the baby showed up and then I got happy And I was like oh my god baby Yoda I'll just forgive him No nothing's forgiven but it's a baby Like everyone else in the show can just go away And we can just have like baby Yoda Like sitting there like pushing buttons And I will watch it We'll all be keeping an eye on season 2 I suppose I can hug Rags and rest my head on his heart Also Also this is from the The dinosaur person Rags and Anna are there Why do you hate Harley Quinn so much Is it specifically the DCEU vision Because I'm willing to agree that that vision With that vision or is it through all media she's in I'll ask more questions next time I didn't used to hate her But she's just become this Super cringy Weird woman power Ditsy quirky Just mess And it's not clever and it's not funny And it's so it seems like it's so overplayed Now and it's just Just quirky duh Like the Alice character in Batwoman It's so Uninspired and lazy And it's not special I hate it And Anna I don't hate Harley Quinn She's never been my favorite I don't understand the appeal That she has to like so many people Like I liked her in the animated series She was fine but I mean kind of got on my nerves Except I don't know like Evan I thought Margot Robbie was like Perfect casting part I was like oh yeah good job Like she's not only a good actress But she looks like her Yeah it's gonna be awesome And then Suicide Squad is what it was But I just I have a hard time sympathizing With people when they make Stupid decisions Like yeah I get it She was emotionally manipulated by the Joker But she was a freaking doctor At Arkham Asylum You know these people are psychopaths I'm not sympathetic to her At all What's the lack of explanation we get from Suicide Squad what do you mean History in general Her character in general Like cause there's different renditions on what happens And I just I don't know even in the Animated series cause I mean I have Watched maybe all together five minutes Of Suicide Squad No So and the bits that I watch Was because I'm like oh I want to see What happens with like the Geroletto Joker And then I watch it and I was like that was so Boring That's one way to describe it Yeah just it didn't Hit me in any way that I'm like Okay I need to watch this but Yes I don't know there's just There's plenty of popular characters out there That I just don't like And that is one of them Yeah I've never really been fazed by Holly Quinn though when Someone says like that character is a Holly Quinn type or whatever I feel like I get What they're saying In what sense Just that they're gonna Well kind of Rags already said it The Alice From Batwoman is very I can see where the Connections are They're gonna be all crazy And nonsensical but also probably Competent by accident They pat whenever she does Something just whenever they Want something insane to happen for the plot To just go forward they can just say Oh yeah she she just did that because she's Insane she's just crazy It's just an excuse that you can use For anything you could always just pull it out Whenever you need it I miss villains that just Have a specific goal and operate In favor of that goal In like a sensible way How crazy is that I mean she did that in the animated series Because I mean her redeeming quality Was that she was loyal to Joker And she was an asshole to her which was All the time and so Whatever she was doing it was In service to whatever he wanted So she was just always trying to make him happy Except for like a few episodes where The one where she wants to buy the pink dress And like girls night out with Ivy But then that made her more endearing Because the one with Ivy it's like Her and the Joker break up and so she's Just trying to go be herself And have fun and then of course She goes back to him at the end It wasn't I feel like now they just make her Like uber uber crazy Whereas before she was Crazy like the Joker with the laughing Stuff but she had a purpose And now it's just like a plot device As compared to like a character trying to Achieve goals Well there we are Um Currently watching all of your F to pass For the first time I hope that Was supposed to be e-faps I guess And Rhino milk is my objective opinion Bilbo Baggins Rag's you a queen Illumutely I was wondering If you've heard of the game among us It really reminds me of that alien game you guys have played on metal streams Potential for e-fap gaming or metal stream It's under ten dollars Yeah like I said loads of people have been telling us to play it Loads of my friends have been telling me to fucking play it so It'll happen I'm sure It's this popular without having a decent appeal Uh I mean even full guys kind of sucks But I can definitely have fun on it you know Watch Jay's video if you're curious As to why full guys sucks It's like There's some good shit in it you know I just feel like there's probably a hot take I don't know We'll see from the chat now Does everyone know full guys sucks and it's kind of fun Or is that Kinda getting bored of that game actually I used to be able to play it casually and now I'm like But I think Part of my frustration was like why are they not You know adding new things almost every day Because it's not going to take long for dev to make one of the maps in this game Because they're like blocky and simplistic You think all you need to do is literally like Turn two things around and you've got a variation Which is what they've recently added In their half season update is like Tiny changes to the maps Um but I think They're um The reason is that they're probably going to dump a decent chunk of new things Once they hit season two I just wanted to say about it If you were to make a game And those people wanted a different quality of life and content updates Would you save it all for a big content drop And like market the shit out of it Or would you chip away over time I would, I guess it depends Um If I'm looking at play, if player numbers are steady I would keep Drip feeding everything out But if they sort of dropped In a substantial way To get ready with like a big A big content update That would get people back into the game With a bunch of new stuff Like a big essentially DLC Or a big new update That tends to get people back into the game And larger numbers But if they never really leave Then you don't need to give them Give like a huge thing at once You could just sort of doop doop doop doop You know a little here a little there I mean I would probably say So in terms of best service to your customers Getting as much as you can Out to them as soon as possible And you obviously get to test it over time To chip away at just making things better and worse But the content drop is probably better In terms of a business choice Because everybody will Be reinvigorated who's already there And then a bunch of people who are like Oh we got a big update, yeah I guess I'll Come back It probably makes the most sense Um Yeah uh among us probably gonna happen Happy 100 episode guys Just letting you know that Spood of Wars Is back, one question though Why is Thanos better than the mom from Godzilla king of the monsters Also high rags Why is Thanos better than the mom From king of the monsters Thanos' reasoning makes more sense So his goal is to save the world By reducing populations so that Resources will be able to Account for the amount of people who are there That don't get addressed in Infinity War and Endgame but At least we know that Her whole thing is wake up monsters To stomp all over Earth And humans go into bunkers Until eventually the monster goes back To sleep question mark And then we can come back to Earth Once it's completely overridden by nature Um I don't know If she expects humanity to survive I can't tell She seems to think it's possible So It's a weird one But Thanos at least You could apply the same criticism to him But I just think his not only is more Viable I think it's more reasonable But they both kinda not Do a Korra video with ER I don't even know if we have any more I think we do do two Do two bigger ones So I'm not being tortured twice I think I've seen a surprising amount Of Korra praise on Twitter I thought everyone agreed it was shit I didn't realize that it has A huge amount of fans I think it's because of the ending Yeah That might be They were clearly playing to a certain type of person With that Everyone on Earth is wrong about literally everything Does that therefore mean science isn't objective? Look What is objective is What everybody agrees on Which by the way is probably nothing Every single human on this planet Has to agree with the thing before we can say it's objective This is such a weird metric Um Henry Cavill has gone on record saying that his last name Cavill is pronounced like the word travel Oh Sometimes I fuck that up How dare you It is You sound upset Don't mispronounce me Is it Is the first name Omri? No I'll try and remember Um Anna's wrong Man of Steel BVD Ultimate Edition Wonder Woman and Aquaman are good No she's not Mikey I fucking swear I have muted you on everything I'm allowed to dislike shit Dude I swear it's been like two years It has been like two years Every single time I'm on a stream You have to super chat that Dude I don't fucking like it I'm never gonna like it It is absolutely shit Aquaman could have been okay If he didn't put his fucking shirt on Okay The shit that's in the Snyderverse is not Fucking Superman I'm allowed to dislike it It doesn't mean because I have an opinion on something It's wrong, it's my fucking opinion It's how I feel about it You don't have to like that But follow me on Twitter Instagram Other people's YouTube channel to super chat them To tell me that I'm wrong Great for you for giving away your money like that But dude get the fuck Over it I don't like the fucking movies I don't like the fucking movies That's it Some people are Some people are They really want you to like a movie I was gonna say Jesus It's been two years guys I'm sorry I'm tired I've had a little bit to drink I'm sick and tired of it I don't like it That doesn't mean I'm wrong because I don't like something You're in good company anyway Fucking this shit ER have you seen him? No I have not I have not I have no want or desire to I mean you have enough trouble with the MCU Imagine seeing the shitty MCU Yeah That does not sound like my kind of thing I'm sorry ER I know I like Only just met you I'm so frustrated It's fine You had Mel shouting over Emilia How do you think he feels? That's a gym And doing that He's German? Yeah Mel is He always assumed he'd get along peacefully With any gym But Mel's just ruining it Um That ended by the way She said Nightmare Before Christmas is boring Who did? I did It is boring I hope this guy I hope this guy follows you to the future forever I hope when you're a 90 year old old crone I don't care Willy I don't care I'll track you down to the ends of the year No matter where you go He's gonna be there To talk about Superman But first time I watched it I didn't mind it But my sisters They had this habit When they liked a movie They watched it over and over and over again For months They burned it out That was one of the movies where I'm like I don't even like it anymore But I can recite every fucking line While the movie plays Because I've seen it just So many damn times And I guess that was payback Since I would always watch Star Wars But still Imagine that movie playing Sounds like heaven So I'm the oldest of four And we each kind of had our own Movies That we really liked My movie that I watched All the time was The Great Mouse Detective That was mine Love it Did you like seeing Rattigan getting defeated over and over again? Dude that film was That's hardcore for a kid Oh yeah dude Rattigan is scary It's all at the end of the film Terrifying Villain Yeah But my brothers Was Hercules He loved Hercules That was his movie was Hercules My sisters kind of paired up for the most part Their movie was Lion King 2 Simba's Pride They watched The Lion King They watched The Lion King 2 So damn much My dad The VHS In the closet and stuff So they couldn't find it And they had to move on to other things Because he was so fucking sick of it It's weird Because I don't remember doing that myself In an annoying way But I must have because when Frozen came out My sisters kids Just watch it on repeat Do you guys want to watch something else? No They moved on to the Animated Barbie movies Oh my god I used to watch the shit out of those Yeah the Rapunzals And the dancing this And the dancing that There was all kinds of one Yeah there was Nutcrack They were all like classical music Played in the ballet and stuff It was Rapunzel And then it was Swan Lake And then it was a horse one There was like a fairy one The fairy one was The Swan Lakes They make them into fairies The fairy lady that's in there So you have One of them was about They were a bunch of sisters And at night they would go to this They all danced They would go to this Where's the 12 dancing princesses That's the one Oh my goodness So my favorite one Because I've seen all of these many times My favorite one Was I think it was Which was yes thank you so much Yes this helps me immensely So never saw princess charm high school We saw Nutcracker We saw 12 dancing princesses We saw Okay the bottom Fourth to the right That one was That one I remember Being one of the good ones Don't fucking at me I remember Barbie with The top in the middle That was Rapunzel Barbie Rapunzel with the magic pink brush Fucking dragon And at the end the dragon gets to breathe fire That time Totally super cliche Absolutely But the one that was my favorite The bad guy No it was the one The bad guy's name was Priminger And his His plot was to poison the king So that the queen Or so that like Barbie So he would either marry No he Guys what the fuck is happening right now So that the queen Where he could like get the kingdom through marriage He bankrupted the kingdom Because he owned like the jewel mine He got the he owned the jewel mine And the kingdom was gonna go into like starvation Because of something that he caused But he'd say well if you marry me queen I get to be king Then I'll get the The mine will save the kingdom and no one will have to starve And I gotta remember which one it was Um Let's see Let's see Animated Barbie movies Um Shut the fuck up So these are older ones so I gotta go to The The old lists of them It was like the two thousands Right Yeah pretty much Even going through the images I can remember a lot of these Because the Swan Lake The The unicorn I forget the unicorn's name but she was Yeah she was a fucking asshole kind of She was a whining everything Oh yeah so there's Barbie Nutcracker Barbie Rapunzel Barbie Swan Lake Barbie The Barbie Yeah Barbie Barbie is alright I understand pogas I'm back on board What does that mean I don't know Um Barbie Barbie The magic of Pegasus 3D The magic of Pegasus 3D Oh the magic of Pegasus I remember that one The shitty ones What the shit It was I know it was Barbie Fairy Topia Mermaidia Because she had that little She had the transform From like being a person to like fucking mermaid And she had that little That fuzzy creature Like that little fairy And there were these two Like the bad guys was the evil Fairy chick Those two goons who were like these goblins And one of them was smart and one of them was Stupid Yeah no You guys don't understand the Shit fucking classic I've seen that here let me show you The This is where I'm talking about This one Yeah That little fucking fuzzy creature I had the toy My sisters watch these Fucking time Guys rags just shared this picture to us The still I'm sure we actually do In fact one of the Oh yeah It was the cause I was trying to think of Rapunzel you had the The dragon and I was trying to think They had a fuzzy critter as well and it was the rabbit It was the rabbit and Her thing was she could paint things And they'd like turn real and she could go to No she found the magic Hair brush That's it And she paints herself like the dress And everything Yeah I remember that That was some real Nigga shit I ain't gonna lie I had the Barbie castle From that one The big tower Yeah I did That would be the one I'd get That's quite the setup But the princess and the pauper Is another one that I thought was really good That was one of the better ones Do you like the scene where like they put on the wig And it just like is perfect on their hair Oh yeah I think what they did was they used Literally like the same model And so all they had to do was just Color the hair different and oh Voice actor you're this character now Okay well that's fair enough I remember I briefly remember Barbie I remember the princess Because she had the red panda and the elephant But I don't really remember Anything else about it other than that But some I remember very distinctly I remember princess and the pauper Probably The most after the Rapunzel one But it is operating off a memory I saw these so many times They were burned into my memory And I it's inescapable now But Um Good times I just feel downright Chad compared now When I was a kid Would literally T2 Aliens Predator The Mummy and Night before Christmas Those were the ones I was watching on repeat But were you are you the youngest sibling Yes Okay so you didn't like have A parent saying you can't watch Because your brothers and sisters will get nightmares Because that was my role That's why we couldn't watch those movies Over and over again I had to wait until they went to bed Sometimes that could be the case But my sisters all like those movies as well So Martin Short was Preminger's voice This is what he looked like by the way Here's a picture of Preminger The very evil villain He was a fucking schemer dude This guy He was just a classic Shakespearean villain He was just Everyone did they all had their songs But um This dude was he was a fucking asshole man He was just He's a scheming piece of shit But he was clever he owned the mines And his song was called like how can I refuse And he sang inside the mines And he had his henchmen there with them That was the best one That was the best one And all of these are rated at least As like six stars on IMDB Out of ten So I'm curious Where does Captain Marvel This was the one he was the bad guy From Princess and the Popper And I legit think that was the best one And I'm curious if it's actually like objectively good Um I still like the Nutcracker one the best Yeah the Nutcracker one was good I ain't gonna lie Yeah I remember that song though So Yeah so there you go This next one from Mikey once again Saying Anna you're wrong Oh my god He fucking swear Does he think you're wrong about Bobby or No he thinks I'm wrong about That one was about Batfleck wasn't it Cause that's when I said I fucking hate Batfleck Which I do Which doesn't make me wrong Because I hate something That's my fucking subjective opinion Keep following me To every damn stream I'm on And on Twitter and super chatting to people's who streams I'm on It's your money not mine But holy fucking shit Build a bridge And get the fuck over it I don't know if that's a Recommendation for suicide or something I was like Uh anyway Actress O'Reilly played Mon Mothma in Rogue One Not episode six Was that the person we brought up when we were talking about the height Yeah I think Maybe one of them was 4'9 Yeah maybe 4'9 is short $50 for shiny blue What was shiny blue Don't remember Fuck Marykill and ignore Rule 63 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Use SFW E621 Images for reference Say that one more time I'm just gonna Copy and paste it Cause I don't actually make sense of what's happening Fuck Marykill and ignore Rule 63 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Use SFW E621 Images for reference Okay so They're all the same they just have different colored bandanas Alright Oh someone's asking if I'm a my little pony fan So here's the thing No So I was around I remember my sisters getting into MLP when it was like first gin When it first came out and it was totally different than it is today I have friends Who are bronies and I've seen two episodes And they're not Bad The show I see what the appeal Is it's not my thing It was fine They showed me two episodes They're like hey why don't you see the show It's fine they were fine I see the appeal It's not my thing But I was never into my little pony I just really remember all these Fucking Barbie movies that my sisters would watch Over and over and over and over All the time Once that damn Lion King 2 VHS disappeared Oh that void was getting filled And it was getting filled by animated Barbie movies From the early 2000s What would you rather watch The Barbie movies of Lion King 2 Honestly I would probably That depends Because the Barbie movies are like the MCU Where there's a lot of good ones And there's a lot of bad ones I didn't care for I would be curious to Go back Like if I was going to review one It would probably be Barbie As the princess and the pauper Because I remember that being the best Um But I would probably I think I would rather watch One of the Barbie movies Than The Lion King 2 Because I'm trying to think of Lion King 2 about what parts I don't remember being bad I just I saw it so many times I was just I just got burnt out on it Yeah Watch The Lion King 1.5 I saw that Um I didn't have a problem with it It was fine So Rags What is the Captain Marvel of the Barbie movies Um Just go Look at your collection and figure it out right I'd probably say Mermaidia I really didn't like Mermaidia You know I could watch I could watch Nutcracker I could watch Swan Lake Rapunzel's probably my number 2 I could definitely watch Princess and the pauper That shit's gold I ain't watching Mermaidia That one was just That one was fucking cringe The Barbies from that one were awesome They were very The actual toy ones My sisters had some They had the Real eyelashes Oh my god You could take off their Mermaid tails With like a mermaid tail and a dress So it was cool And then like her hair was really pretty So um yeah The toys for that one were awesome So the EFAP movies, the Barbie movies, Rags They might be solid material But I'm not sure I don't think Moller could do this Um It's been so long that's the thing Operating off of memory here Man for the 1700 You just stuck around to this part of the EFAP We've been on such a journey together Tonight It's been a wild ride What's the thing with EFAPs when they get this long It feels like there are eras even for a single episode Which part were you there for Can there be an unironic analysis Of a Barbie film for April Fools by Rags Because I was That's not a bad idea That's not a bad idea at all actually Princess and the pauper that was 2004 So yeah that lines about up Yeah um Maybe I wouldn't be too bad of an idea Are you planning on reviewing it? As an April Fools thing that could be fun Oh yeah Princess and pauper I mean Final Fantasy 14 Isn't the most Graphically powerful game and I absolutely love it It's an MMO that I'm still willing to pay the sub for That's the thing, it'd be really cool if we could move away from focusing heavily on graphics Instead we're like hey you know mechanics They're pretty cool Have a look at them again, how about that Economist here, how about a good old Argument sadly as much as I hate the fact Inflation does exist, if you bought a game in 1990 For the then average price of $50 Today it would be worth $97.80 Sure okay I mean so it would I guess if we get to that point We probably have to take in like every variable Um And would we then need to extend that to Everything Like just if we're gonna go by inflation alone So Whatever fucking chocolate bar cost In the 90s, we're gonna have to up it to whatever it is now Like I don't think that's how we do it Yeah The reason that 60 Is sort of been the staying number Is I think that that's sort of the magic Price That people are used to Are used to paying and that they will pay For a new game Funny thing is, as you highlighted, that's not even something I'm typically willing to pay I think that's a lot Yeah, you're asking, that's a lot of That's a big ask from me to pay 60 bucks For a video game, when a lot of amazing games Are half that Um I'm not I'm not wowed by fancy graphics and big budgets I'm just Not For a cool roguelike sort of game Or 30, 40 bucks For these Like 7 days to dies And vermin tides And moor house and stuff Yeah, I'd much rather play those I mean, look at Among Us Among Us is like 399 It's fucking all over the place right now Not to say that that means There's not to prove anything other than the fact that You can get some games that are incredibly popular That are literally fucking like Like the shooter The two main shooters that I play right now Are Battlefield 1 Which came out in 20 When it came out in 2016 I still play that And Apex Legends which is a free to play So And for my MMO I play Guild Wars 2 that came out in 2012 And all my other stuff It's just like double A games That I just have fun with Because the core gameplay loop is really satisfying What we really need is an epic Rack battles of history for Santa Claus vs Jack Scalington Christmas vs Halloween They probably have done Santa Claus raps right? Yeah, I feel like it's Something that is already in existence But I can't remember from where I wouldn't be surprised they had done that one honestly Seems like something they do Um If we're making the racist slash Sexist argument, Holdo is white But Poe isn't Oh my god Oppression She's a lesbo so Yeah, the point system is unclear on that Yeah, that puts her higher Up on the oppression chart Oh, that's true, yeah, maybe she's bi Because bi isn't as many points as lesbian, right? She is totally She talks to him If Poe was a chick And Holdo was a dude All of the freaking crazies out there Would be like It's true It's just true Asked in chat, favorite vermin type character in career Probably Ciena Fueganasis Is my favorite character, unchained As the class, on number two is Victor Saltz fire as the bounty hunter Those are my one and two AAA titles at $70 Time to sail the high seas Yeah, that's what's gonna happen That's the thing, that's what's gonna happen Honestly, for me, I'm just like I'll wait, it's fine Yeah There's plenty of other shit for me to do I have so many games to play So many games that I own And still need to play And I just the shiny new ooh game Like that happens so rarely That a game's like Oh, I've gotta get, I've gotta get Or I'm super excited for it I can name maybe Like one game that's eventually coming out That I'm excited for, but that's like it I've trained myself To not get hyped and excited For games There's plenty And so often they're Disappointing I'm excited for the new Like copy of Katan to come out Because the art is cool Damned Katan, it's a bullet thing Oh, the settler's thing Ah, I gotcha I've never played it, but I've seen Like boxes of it and stuff And I've heard it, so it's a big You know, city coming The replies I get justify Making my response video That's the person who I was talking about Making the ER response video For the game Fucking blanking on the game right now That's super Go ahead I mean, yeah, of course, go ahead It's totally fine This might be the same person, I'm not sure I don't think you're that Invested in that game at this point I'm absolutely not No I hardly remember The video that I made on it I'm way behind Still catching up, but since you're live I just wanted to say hi rags ER, Metal and Anna Hello Ragu is my spirit dog Oh boy Thank you I'm at that point, the Super Mario Sunshine I get the flowers that talk about their sour dicks Whoa, what? It's weird, I don't think it's on purpose But it's weird Wait, did you just say like Sour dicks? It's weird because My dick is nice and sweet Is that what you said? I don't know what they recorded in the studio Right? But when these flowers wake up They say a bunch of tisamy words In an alien language, let's say But it sounds awfully close to Oh, my sour dick You get a little concerned You're like, what in the world? But ultimately, you know Flowers should be free to say What they wish to say New Christmas covers suck I want a mod for Okami So I can play as rags Oh, that'd be cool Christmas is better At my job, I get two days off For Christmas Eve and Christmas Day But I don't get Halloween off Last inch is it Is that a lot of people end up Being okay with working Those Certain parts of those just because of the The pay bonuses and stuff But it's usually nightmarish And I guess depending on the store If that movie is Scared Shrekless for best holiday But Or old Shrek Old Shrek is love Shrek is life reactions Read the Jar Jar lines He-Man, Spider-Man, Long Man I think that's just memes I think it's almost like they've just Put in tags for a search on some Website Scared Shrekless is a real thing What is this? Is that like a meme video? Halloween Horror Comedy Television Special Oh my god A horror special with Shrek Yeah Oh yeah, Scared Shrekless It was from 2010 So hilarious The first time that Eddie Murphy Does not reprise his role as Donkey Oh no Yeah, Dean Edwards does the voice of Donkey But yeah It's got Antonio Banderas and Cameron Diaz And Mike Mayer I love Antonio Banderas And I like Drop 200 bucks to get this doll Of him from The Mask of Zorro Oh Oh that's a movie we gotta see Again, The Mask of Zorro That was one of my movies when I was a kid I watched it all the time. I love The Mask of Zorro I saw that so much. I can't really talk to this full But the Do you remember the opening? It's like a paragraph It feels like dancing in the background That gets faster and faster and faster until the text Goes away So it opens The VHS I had, I don't know if this is all of them But you can't fucking read it. It was impossible On full by three TVs, no matter how close you get That text opening is too thin, the fucking wits And I never knew what it said Whatever I guess we'll just start the movie I'll pick it up eventually Through the movie It's so weird because looking back Playing on four by three With four people, with a Smash Brothers shit And just old games with You know, these days I would kill myself If I had to fucking play that shit All the tidy screens, all kinds of Like, like, uh, split screen For four people, I'd like Halo on a four by three TV Zorro But that used to be okay because You know, it's what was the thing These days though, it's like, hey, ten screens Each You know, if they would have just Copied the formula From the Mask of Zorro for like The Force Awakens They would have just done that where it like Shows Luke all up in his heyday And he's doing his last mission and he goes back Home and like his wife Marjade Is just like, yo, you're getting too old We got kids now and can't do this Bad guys, follow him home Don't spoil it I'm just saying, and then like We had already gotten introduced to like Jedi because maybe instead of like it being like Zorro and his brother, it was like A Force Sensitive Kid and their Sibling and then it happens later Like just 100% It's fine, just if you rip off The fucking plot of the Mask of Zorro and did That with Luke Skywalker and Star Wars, you know how good That damn movie would have been And I mean, it would have been so much better Than what we got and everyone Knowing, you know, retrospect What we got would have been okay Like yes, just copy it because it worked It would have been cool, just do it But no, nobody really Wants to do anything good anymore And it sucks, but I'm tired, yeah I would love to see the Mask of Zorro again That's what we gotta do, Mahler is the Mask of Zorro For E-Fat movies or just in general Oh, whatever it turns into I don't I don't even know if it'll be in E-Fat movies I watched it within the last year, it is a good film Ugh I watched it all the time I just like He's so handsome and the story's so good And like everything about it Except for that one, like Captain Love He kills it, that's the worst Worst part of the damn movie And if they would have just gotten a better actor It would have been cool He's not a bad actor He's just a character you probably hate No, no That's like one of the most sinister freakin' things Like the other dude He just wanted to marry the dude's wife And he was an asshole and was like cheating everyone Captain Love is like Chopping people's body up parts off And drinking it, their water from their dead Heads and hands and stuff Yeah, he was a bad dude He was a bad dude, man And the actor just like Matt Lecher Lecher Could you imagine if that was like Gary Oldman That would have been fuckin' awesome I think his actor did a great job I really liked him He was this really He was a very like, suave But super creepy, demented dude Who was really into violence and he was just cruel and stuff I think he was a great guy Right, you settle that as if Anna didn't just say the complete review Like I don't know if you did that on purpose No, I I thought he's great I loved him, he's made such a great bad guy I thought he was, I didn't have a lot of I disagree Probably with both of you, I thought I don't think he was terrible but I also didn't think he was like great He killed it Like, I don't know He killed it, man, he killed it He killed it in a bad way, it was terrible I'm like dude, you had all this opportunity And you just like Let it fail But I think that was his first big movie, right I don't know I don't know, let's go IMDB this shit But yeah, that was like Can we greet Stuart Wilson as Don Rafael Montero was Dude, what blew my mind Was watching Hot Fuzz I can't remember what the doctor's name is But if you remember The doctor is the one that Danny accidentally shoots In like the shooting range thing He's the one that comes out with the doctor He says, Danny I brought you into this world I can take you out of it I think that's his line That's fucking Don Rafael Stuart Wilson is A versatile actor I suppose But yeah, I liked him as Rafael I thought he was good And of course Anthony Hopkins kills it But that's not a surprise Yeah he did Obviously the good kind of kills it by the way This seems we've got two of those Oh yeah, that's so great It's such a great movie Yeah, so this dude What is his name? His name is Matt Lecher I don't know He does a lot of TV stuff That I've never even heard of So He was in Saved by the Bell But he was in Gettysburg And he was young second main man That was the part that he had in that movie Then he did Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Long Shadows Okay, all these TV shows And then He was born up in the 90s He was in some movies He was in some movies I've never heard of Nothing, nothing Mask of Zorro Everything else is like What are you trying to say? Because he didn't do anything as popular as Mask of Zorro No, I'm saying like that was his No, I'm saying that that was like his first big role Okay So I mean sometimes it's Different for people that have only been In like TV shows and they get like this movie With like an all star cast and it's just They don't They don't do as well as everyone else And then you're looking at the rest of his Career and it's just not I mean he's worked a shit ton Like I've been scrolling for a while And I haven't gotten to the end of his IMBB So he works a lot, but I don't know I feel like he was the weakest link in the movie It's two very, very alternative Opinions right here on EFAP Who'da thunk it We'll have to judge him when we next watch the movie Rex Yeah, yeah Apparently YouTube has added an applause function On video, so it's only fitting that I ask Please clap Well that's in there for a while An applause function I had no idea Yeah, so apparently only like 3000 accounts Got it, and so when you click it It's like a way of like Super chatting a video when it's not alive And so It's not alive Like you know a live stream When it's just like a regular video But then it pays Or you pay like you super chat them $2 And so They're testing it out On 3000 accounts And I think they just added like another 2000 So that's how more people are finding out about it And they're like adjusting it So they change the button And now they're making it so you can Pay different prices It's not just the $2 And they're going to try to add it to mobile Because I guess now it's only for Topper androids But it's going to be a feature I think that they're going to use on Every single account Not just the ones that Have it right now So it's just another way For them to make money which I think is smart Because right now on just regular videos It's only through ads and they like To fuck with everyone's monetization I like that It's like you know struggling to find ways to make money When they fuck with everyone's way to make money It's like just Quit monetizing all of our videos For no reason how about that Yep By the way someone said Rags all the Barbie movies You like have the same director and the ones You dislike have a different but consistent Director as well Interesting I had no idea The plot thickens It's saying It's interesting Did you know That there's a poll on IMDB For the best Jesus hairstyle And the one that's winning right now Is Robin Williams from Jumanji Oh Really? Okay You'd think Obi-Wan You know I just assumed I don't even see him on this list yet Wow I know What's going on in this world But Captain loves on it From the Mask of Zorro That is not Jesus No he looks kind of Jesusy Was Jesus blonde? Well if his hair went from blonde To brown and he has a Jesusy Look about him He has that kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi kind of You know aesthetic Yeah but Obi-Wan pulls it off better I'll stand by it He kind of looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi From Attack of Fones The version of Obi-Wan Kenobi Yeah he can't be as good as Obi-Wan Kenobi But he's pretty good Man Starvation Room 11 hours I know Oh boy Don't you dare complain Mr Bobby side tracking Listen My energy ebbs and flows My chi Right it grows stronger When I was suddenly rejuvenated With the mention of Barbie as princess Popper Of course Won't take a goldfish's opinion on it Says the guy who got offended on behalf of a goldfish Earlier this stream No I just said I think that it's un I had goldfish when I was Young and the idea That they have short memories has always baffled me Man that goldfish Every time you walk in the room He'd be like oh hey that's the dude who gives me food And you bet your ass they remember that So don't 10 second memory Me with that bullshit They know where that food Comes from Oh that's true all animals Food Oh it's the food giver It was as good of a pet As a goldfish could be I suppose Pretty low bar for a goldfish But he's a good goldfish Jupiter ascending Jupiter ascending has shone been in it do it Someone mentioned Jupiter ascending earlier There's a chance that movie looked goofy as hell Also Why I messed it a video on Jupiter ascending Invite him on If he's up for it He was more than up for doom annihilation Because he knew that was going to be good Jupiter ascending Yeah maybe Neither Halloween nor Christmas Pagan Christmas comes from Catholics Wanting a holiday to fill holiday time And December 25th had some Theological SIG Not JC's birthday though Halloween is a Synthesis of two Christian festivals around the 1800s I have no clue Where either of them truly come from Halloween is based off Pagan's thing This person believes it is not I wouldn't know I do not know the history of Halloweeners or Christaminers So the day after Halloween November the first that's all souls Day which is a Christian thing So I don't know if Halloween was Created as a Almost like a fat Tuesday sort of Thing where so Mardi Gras fat Tuesday that's the day Before Lent starts Ash Wednesday so that's where you get All the that's where everyone has a feast And because you have the Lent fasting and everything like that You give up stuff for Lent so fat Tuesday Mardi Gras that's when You want to get rid of all your extra food You want to use it up You want to party and get it out of your system And really have a big old blowout Celebrate and have a big old bash Because you know that Lent's coming up And then after you got Easter after Martin Gras Martin Gras Yeah, maybe, maybe not, I don't know Hi rags I'm glad you like my voice over in EF100 Trailer though I have mixed feelings about You doxing my true identity Jonathan Frakes Well, is it Fact or fiction? Who knows I don't like that He downgraded from being like, you know The guy in control of a Starship, you know Whatever he did, mysteries of any kind Um It was called A Beyond belief, factor fiction Whoa And I don't know what else Jonathan Frakes did What's interesting is that William Shatner is the host of a show on Discovery Channel now Cause I was at my folks house And it was just playing in the back And I was like, damn, William Shatner looks Great for his age He brought it up in catch up too I think Yeah He's got to talk about Jonathan Frakes So we're talking about another Star Trekman Yeah I thought you guys didn't watch Star Trek Well, I'm familiar with T and G, to a degree The original series, some of Voyager I know who Jonathan Frakes is And I know that he's Riker And I know that he takes Control of the ship whenever Picard Can't, is that the case? He's number one There you go, that's what I know E.R. is Steins Gate Zero Any good? I've heard it's unnecessary And dumb I, again I do not know I would assume that is correct though I'm just going out on the limb there And uh, Metal, do you plan on playing any other Yakuza games? They're quite fun I don't know if he is Um I'm pretty sure he liked it quite a bit And for now Mario characters Mario is 5 foot 1 Luigi, Wario and Yoshi Are 5 foot 9 Peach and Daisy are 6 foot Rosalina is 7 3 And Waluigi is 7 7 Peach is 6 foot Rosalina is 7 what? 3 Oh my god God, alright Wait, what? Mario character hides, Rosalina is 7 foot 3 How tall is Waluigi then? He's 7 7 Man, fuck it Waluigi is a challenge Sky's free Listen, Luigi would still Collect all the scalps I'm just saying I'm still shorter than all of them Well Mario is pretty tall Yeah he is Powering over you at 5 foot 1 I know Um, like I have to be honest Thanksgiving and Independence Day both rank higher than Halloween to me It's not horrid but it's just so low on my list That's terrible Yeah Thanksgiving and Independence Day Don't exist in Britain Thanksgiving's probably my number 2 I don't like Thanksgiving either Cause I hate all Thanksgiving food What? Here we go Again, she eats candy for meals Okay Well then have um Have like honey glazed ham I don't like ham Turkey? Cranberry sauce? No Mashed potatoes? I don't eat potatoes unless they're french fries God damn Do you eat? Or do you just stand out in the sun for an hour every day and soak up your nutrients? No I don't really go out in the sun Because I don't want to get skin cancer Um I'll eat Skin cancer I'm so sorry I'm so tired I eat bread I'll eat bread Adventurous I see What kind? I'll chill out You just eat plain white bread? Yeah yeah French bread Do you like wheat bread? No Wheat bread's a little too adventurous for you? It's not adventurous it's just disgusting Wheat bread is disgusting? Well what about what about banana bread? Oh fuck no Bananas As a banana Is fine when it's mixed into shit Fuck no What about sourdough bread? And If I'm like dipping it in soup But I really don't like things that are sour Focaccia? I'm just making it Rye? What about Do you like pita bread and sandwiches And stuff? I'm allergic to pita What other bread is there? Do you eat bagels? No But it's not because I don't like them I just don't really Like I'll never Go out and have a bagel I'll get something else What about just biscuits? Oh I hate biscuits What about cornbread? I fucking hate cornbread I don't understand What about English muffins? I don't know Why not? I don't like the texture The texture is the best part of the English muffin Because she toast it and they're great What about Texas toast? I don't think I know what that is I don't think I know what that is I don't know what that is What about pumpernickel? That does sound made up No it isn't I'm sure it does sound made up People would often confuse I'm going to help you with this All the rest that you're going to ask me The answer is like 99.9% No Chewbada Alright then When you go to Olive Garden Do you partake of their Unlimited breadsticks? I don't go to Olive Garden What? Do you like baguettes? No, they're too dry Do you like brioche buns? Keith has a google list now I'm sure of it I worked in a restaurant You just named two B's in a row I assume you've got an alphabetic list Rags, I don't like water You don't like water I am the pickiest eater And drinker on the face of the planet What do you drink other than candy bars? Melted candy bars I do I do drink melted candy Put them in a blender Arisa smoothies No, but when When there is a golden corral I do take a bowl and a straw to the chocolate fountain How much do you weigh? Because apparently your diet is chocolate I weigh like 100 pounds When I'm soaking wet How? Because I'm a fucking small human Rags What do you normally drink? When you're just around a house? I do have mio I don't like the taste of water But when I put it in, it makes it taste like colloid And I hate coffee, so I have caffeinated mio I put that in So it's like drinking fruit punch But it has caffeine Explain to me what you don't like about water It tastes bad Okay, so let's be Let's just, we're clear Water can have a lot of different tastes It does, yes I guess Definitely There's no gas about that When I go visit my relatives In Albuquerque Their tap water is disgusting over there I love my tap water Dammit, here in Arkansas Say what you will We got delicious as fuck tap water And it's good When you drink it both ways To and from school It's good stuff But yeah Water can be definitely different based on What brands you get and where you are But water in its entirety I don't understand that at all What, that it doesn't taste good? Honestly, if ever I'm thirsty Water tastes great If I just ran like 2 miles It's okay, but if I drink too much of it I get really sick Sick You talk about my drowning No, like if I run And I drink like a cup of water My stomach gets sick and I just throw it back up Wow Maybe it's just because you've been running And you're all jostled So it wouldn't matter what you ate Okay, well anytime I drink like a cup of water I get sick and it just comes right back out Maybe Maybe Anna isn't human I don't know Yeah, I'm sorry Everything No, I don't like tea All kinds All the kinds that I try Oh, fuck no What about tacos? Yes, but when it's just like cheese And then the meat and then the taco That's something Here we go, we do it Okay, fast food What's your favorite, do you do any fast food I do, yeah I'm expecting she does all of the fast food No, I do Ideal fast food, like your favorite It depends on what mood I'm in But I like Well, yeah Again, it depends on what mood I am And I am in the mood for burgers I'm in the mood for ice cream I am So I like Taco Bell McDonald's and Wiener Schnitzel And then the only thing I get from Wendy's Is the So I think As far as burgers go I think Wendy's has the best of like the low tier Fast food places Dude, what about Chick-fil-A I've never had it Intrigued Suspicious But that's because where I grew up There were no Chick-fil-A's And so then when I moved down to Southern California A few years ago there's some But the line is just so long That's the same over here There's always a line at the Chick-fil-A Always a line at the Chick-fil-A Yeah, it's just not worth it That place is a well-oiled machine I mean it's good, but I wouldn't like wait in line For it I'm not a big fast food guy But I would say that There's like an upper tier and a lower tier fast food And Chick-fil-A's in the upper tier fast foods Well, I wouldn't know Then at the very bottom you have like Orbeez, McDonald's You know, I have sort of Wombos We don't have Wombos here We don't have one I would say the worst fast food place I've ever been to though Probably Hardee's I would rate I would rate McDonald's Above Hardee's I don't think I've ever even seen one We have Over here in Russellville We have the original, the first Waterburger, and it is delish Oh, Waterburger? That's in like You opened up a place Hey, little Annie, you want to fuck a burger? Someone said In-N-Out I've had In-N-Out I've had In-N-Out It's overrated Someone said Arby's is god tier No, Arby's is just like But Hardee's is When Someone says Subway, I don't need Subway It's not the food that appeals to me Sub sandwiches are not my thing But I've had five guys before Delicious Love five guys I had the Italian night club whenever I would Go there I would do five guys runs For the guys I worked with At the hotel Sometimes we'd do a We'd do a food run and I'd be like Yeah, I'll go do a food run I'd get orders and I'd go Well So So the original Waterburgers Feltner's Waterburger up in Russellville And we go through there every once in a while When we're taking trips And it's really good Feltner's Waterburger is delicious But it's not anything like the chain Waterburgers It is specifically its own thing But it was the first one But even the chain ones are pretty good Their milkshakes are particularly great Do you have Brahms? No Yeah, so We're never going to get to the superchats We're not We already got a tie Actually we're getting to order a cap But it's okay because we'll always get to them eventually We're actually closer to the end than the middle So that's something That's good Anna, Diabetes is infecting your arteries with sugar You must resist I'm a mutant and I'll be fine So when Someone in chat was like Brahms is the bomb Yeah dude, Brahms is Brahms is great, Brahms is good stuff Like me I love me some Brahms Fuck Mary Kill, H-Bomber Guy, Jack St Quentin Reviews Kill all of them No, we're not allowed to do that Fuck Jack St He's not The other two were fucking hideous Fuckin Jack I I mean H-Bomber Guy's got the best Career prospects So maybe marrying him I don't care, money, yeah I guess I Well it's him or Quentin Reviews Rex I feel like Quentin would die first Like Like a heart complication Or something Potentially suicide You're even shocking Ea with these comments Don't give me that Okay I don't think this is from you Yeah I Fuck Jack St I would marry I guess I'd Marry H-Bomber Guy He comes across as the most Responsible of the three Because Quentin is just Like a fucking slob Like I wouldn't want to Live with Quentin Of all those three I especially would not want to live with Quentin No just look at him Like the way he dresses and the way he doesn't Groom and just the man makes plushies of himself Like at what point You're just like enough Yeah, baller tell her about that Well you got A company To make a plushie of himself It didn't work out Oh what Well I don't know like he just The first time I saw it Was with She-One-Head Of course She-One-Head didn't find it hard to sell 400 plushies of herself But Quentin tried and it didn't work out Oh man Let me get you a picture of Oh my god I just looked at a picture of it as I was speaking And it made me just It made me pause You can Check out The Quentin Reviews plush That doesn't even look like him I mean I can't remember who said it It reminds me of Golden Freeman But like Look this isn't even How much is this Yeah I'm not even able to sell this I don't know man It says he met his goals though It says 400 out of 400 I don't know But he got up to just under 200 And it's possible that 200's enough For them to just go ahead with it Yeah Cause hitting 400 On the dot First I'm shocked that 200 people were interested honestly Maybe it was like Cause they wanted a voodoo doll of him I imagine probably Probably bought a few of themself Yeah he probably Move it to everyone in his family For Christmas in their stock And he's like here's a doll of me Chat needs to see Quentin doll Okay hang on Quentin doll It's weird though cause I'm not sure How long it would take me to guess that's Quentin If you had told me Oh I wouldn't have even I don't think I The only thing that gives away from me Is the Garfield icon on his t-shirt And that's only if I think about it For longer than just assuming it's like A weird medal Does Quentin have a unobrow though? Kinda Yeah I mean even his face it doesn't It doesn't look anything like him Yeah he's got a I like that the hair is just a doll of Shit You just described As a doll of Yeah Uh Have you played or liked Astronea or Factorio? Never heard of it I've not played Factorio But I've seen a decent chunk of Factorio It looks neat Factory Management building system thing I hear it's popular A lot of weirdos Play games like that you know Very market Uh If E.R. is still here when this is red You know that she's not L You'll know what I mean Have a good night All right you are not L What does that mean? That means something from an anime to me But I don't know what that means to you You didn't explain to me the context Because I saw that like Four hours ago when it got sent And I wanted to ask but I was like I'll just wait What does it mean? Well I mean L is a character from A Death Note if you know anything about that Which character is it? I haven't I think I tried watching that like years and years ago But I got too busy with school So what does it mean? It's safe to say that you are not L But most importantly it's he in Spanish But what does this mean? He in Spanish No It looks like Oh is this the kid that gets the book and goes crazy? This is The guy that goes against the kid that goes crazy Oh So what does it mean by somebody comparing You to this character? Oh wait hold on He does only eat sweets So maybe that's the connection I'm making Is this a good character? No Character who only eats sweets It's very irresponsible Oh he's a psycho? I don't know if they're an alien who doesn't have Anything bad happen from it So is this an insult Or is this a compliment that somebody is trying to give me? Well he is also like an autistic weirdo Who only eats sweets So Well they said Tell Anna that she's not L Not L Not L I'm sure they meant it as a full compliment Oh god I'm about to die After I said it's not likely you would ever die in this game How embarrassing Can I live through it? My ink to the people shit Arrived And I am now officially an associate producer of the Snyder Cut All money goes to the suicide prevention All wrong Mola do you have a driver's license IRL? No I don't You don't have a driver's license? Well I mean in Britain Everything is right next to each other So Do you know how to drive the car? No I don't drive What? Driving the car is really Cars are really simple to drive I know but he lives in the UK Which means he's going to have to learn how to do a manual Well my car is manual And I'll only buy manuals I don't want to drive an automatic Mine's a six speed I love driving manuals Like it's fun I enjoy it Having that control over the car Better gas mileage Generally parts breakages is cost less Because you just singular components They're just more engaging and fun to drive To shift And to transition smoothly from one gear to the next It's really really rewarding to drive You pay attention And you feel like you have a lot more control over the vehicle It's really rewarding It's very satisfying It's very satisfactorial It's very satisfactorial There you go But I love driving a manual Mine's a six speed And if I ever get another car Which maybe I will or maybe I'll just keep Up keeping this one I'll always have manuals And if I have spawn god forbid Then they're damn it they're learning how to drive a manual Well You know how to drive both and I prefer automatic You're a grown up and you don't know how to drive a car What does that mean I'm just like Do you know how to drive a fucking I don't know Why do I need to know how to drive a car Because you're a grown up like what happens What does that mean Okay what happens if like the terminator Is coming after you wouldn't even know how to drive The car to get away from that I'll use my laser gun No you won't have one Oh that's not fair Well Mauler if ever I need to teach I could teach you how to drive a car In like 10 minutes The actual driving of the car is super easy The hard part is The rules of the road Knowing what all the signs mean And like lefts and right turns And stuff like that's the more difficult part Yeah I don't know if you Like have you been to everything Like in walking distance Yes I've been to Britain and you know what happened I got stuck in your guys damn Traffic and I was Falling asleep and I kept Hence why you should just walk everywhere No here's the problem so Me and Boyfriend went to Europe For my birthday last year And we were in Switzerland And we went to Germany then we had to fly back To the UK and then from the UK We had to fly back to the States But something got fucked up With our like Flight and whatnot so they switched us From one airport to the other So we had to get from We flew into one that was On the other side of London And we had to drive from that airport All the way to Heathrow Which was like an hour drive during rush hour Traffic to get to our plane To get back to the States And I got in the car And I forgot that You guys drive on the wrong side of the car And on the wrong side of the road And so when we're on the freeway And I would wake up and I'd be like Oh my god there's nobody driving this car And we're on the wrong side and like having Like Oh my god I think I might just die Kind of moments and I absolutely Hated it your traffic was terrible I don't Ever want to be in that situation again But it was very far From one airport to the other so Like don't What happens if you want to go somewhere If you're going from one airport together Like If you're going from one airport to another Then why aren't you flying What do you mean? If you're going from one airport to another airport Fly Because we couldn't Because it was There's different airports on Like there's one airport on The side of London And then there's another one on the other side of London And so there was no Flight from Berlin Which is where we had booked our flight To go back to the states And so What the airport or what the flight Itinerary person did was they made Us go to this other airport And you can't fly from that airport To the other airport because they're only an hour Apart So we had to fly to that airport Get a cab from that airport And then go to the other airport that was Across London And it was just like the worst So When I I went to Washington DC We didn't Drive We used buses and we used the tram over there To get around to places So if I Lived in DC Fuck me if I ever end up living there It's a hell of a place to visit but I'd never live there Then if I needed to go Downtown or anything It would be buses and trams You wouldn't need to drive You wouldn't need a car Here in Arkansas Everybody owns a car or two Or three Just depending Because everything's kind of spread out And everyone just drives Public transportation won't get you Like everywhere you need to go And I like that I like having a car I wouldn't want to use public transportation Or rely on any of that And then maybe you just Don't need to Have a car because you use Public transportation or use the subways I know but what if you want to go somewhere What if you just want to take a drive What if you want to go to the ocean How do you get to the ocean if you live in the middle of the Freaking country and you don't have a car You fly Okay, let's say you live You rent a car Car rentals are not expensive To Nashville I rented a car to do it They're They were surprisingly cheap But if you're in Arkansas And you want to go to the ocean You probably Ain't driving If you are that's a hell of a long drive You're probably flying to a specific place How long would it take you If you've gotten your car right now To drive to an ocean The closest ocean As I don't know if it's Let me check I'd have to check The last time I was around an ocean Was Galveston and I don't know I don't think that's the closest though, let me check It's probably around It's probably in Louisiana As the crow flies it's Probably North of New Orleans Somewhere around Lewisburg Or Laplace I don't know It would probably be How long do you think it would take you To drive there? It would probably take me 9, 10 hours 10 hours maybe 9, 10 hours And you would rather fly There than drive that? Probably, yeah And you can find direct flights there I mean I found a place like Houston And that's by the ocean Yeah, Houston isn't easy place to get to It's a short plane flight And it wasn't expensive either Cause once you Cause when I went to Houston It was for the meet up with top hats and everything And we went to a little place outside of Houston Called Kimaw In fact I just assumed it did not appear And it was a really cool kind of place I got so fucking Wasted when I was there It was great But But yeah I just bought a plane ticket It was cheap Flew into Houston A cab took me to Kimaw And that was it And then when I needed to go back They drove me to the airport Cause they were going around there too And I flew back Nice and simple Like I drove to Nashville For the previous meet up with them And that's a really easy drive But it's just like a five hour straight Line drive And it is not fun I just don't want to drive Nine or nine ten hours In a car I'd rather just Hop on a plane real quick I just have one just my carry on bag Hop on the plane Get off when it lands You guys are all weird Why would you, would you drive it Would you drive ten hours there Remember this is Ten hours there and then when you're done It's ten hours back When I want to see my dad I have to drive seven hours to see him Okay And eight to get to my mom So I mean I'm not Opposed to driving that far Because I live in Southern California And they live in Northern California That may be a little bit And you can if you want But for me once it gets to a B I think five hours is as far as I would Ever drive because after that point I feel like yeah I'm just gonna It's quicker Well there's no airports where they are The closest airport to them Is like three hours away Then drive Why do you think this bolsters Your argument why everyone should Drive everywhere It's not my argument that everyone should Drive everywhere I'm just I don't even drive when I get grocery Sometimes I just walk up to the Kroger And then walk back I get to pins on what you're looking for And what you need I just I don't know I just As a grown up I don't Like in my mind I'm just I've always had a car And just not having one I feel like I don't know that makes me Feel kind of fraffed I can't go anywhere whenever you want To go I never go anywhere I stay at home and you know Stay in my little hobbit hole But it's like having a car I know If I needed to go somewhere I could And I have that option So a grown up Not having a car just kind of Blows my mind It's about the distances that you Have to cover like for me I would always want a car I don't know how much anywhere that I would live Things are spread out enough to the point Where you'd need a car to get around the place I've gotten this far without one I think it'll be okay I know but do you go to town with everything This is the thing it's all very tight And it over here I can walk everywhere that I go How often do you leave your town then I'm assuming not very often Not that often though If I visit people outside of the town Trains are going to be the main way to do that Do you guys have trains in America If it's just cars everywhere flying cars Cars on rails Over here it's mostly cars In the cities and stuff you'll have Subways and like trams And buses but for the most part It's cars People use cars to travel Things are a lot more spread out over here For the most part Got a lot of space to work with And someone said Someone said The highway of shifting manually doesn't sustain you For more than 5 hours So here's the thing For 95% of that You're in 6th gear going down the highway With your foot on the gas pedal Staring ahead of you There's no shifting involved For highways You're just whatever your highest gear is Going down the road at 70 or whatever But I rented a car When I went to Nashville I didn't want to take my car Because I love my Mazda Speed Miata I really do, I adore it But it's not an ideal car to take Long straight line Highway trips with So I just rented like a Hyundai Sonata or something It's a perfectly fine car And I just cruise down the highway And that thing Nice cheap old rented car Served me well I think it was a Honda Accord Fine car Like all cars basically Well That was that tip My mind is no blown Your mind shouldn't be blown Sorry It's very normal No I know one grown up that doesn't drive Please stop saying grown up is cringe But you are You're a grown up Congrats, you're right That's irrelevant I haven't called adults grown up since Wow Yes I do Congratulations You're a grown up Yeah I am a grown up I drive a Ford Focus 2001 Pretty old Yeah I think this is just a cultural difference Everything really is just Spread out around here You have to have a car Yeah it's just the result of I think it's mainly the result of space Things can be spread out And people can have Also I actually like walking places I don't like it I like walking places too When I lived in San Francisco I walked everywhere except you know When I went home and I got in my car With my parents But I mean even when I was in Europe I felt like everyone who I went to visit Everyone had a car to like go drive To different places so They could go see things Yeah cars are a thing over here That's true Oh let me Someone in the eFat podcast Chat told me to pull this up This explains why everyone in the US Has a car Please It's By the way I love Texas Every time I've gone to Texas The people there are super nice I love the aesthetic I love the Texi-Mexi sort of feel I've had a great time in Texas If I move someplace Probably be in Texas A lot of that has to do with the fact that there's No income tax in Texas Which is a That must be great We'll have like 10 minutes before we hit the cap by the way I'm talking about Texas For 10 minutes It's a fucking bed Hey Mueller any thoughts on Mario Sunshine Started playing it this weekend via the 3DS All-Stars collection which is really fun so far I don't know if this was sent Before or after I started playing Mario Sunshine But yeah I like Mario Sunshine It's got a few bugs in it And it's Considered the worst of the 3D Mario's Typically It's the main ones It's much shorter and it's Like I said there's a couple glitches here and there But I find it very fun It's possibly very connected to the fact that I played it a whole bunch when I was younger Good shit Yeah It's funny enough these are the levels I love the most In all of it and it's when they take flood away from you Which probably Probably is indicative of something I don't know 8.15pm Metal is like what'd you bring me I remember us talking about Chris Evans But I forgot if Matt was even here at that point Oh shit Long day How do we had a dream the other night We were all SCP of opposite monsters Rags never acknowledged hello's Muller was short and Fringy said no And uh Yeah that's horrifying Fringy does say no No he says no Oh I see I got it Hi Rags pick Jay Halloween is the best Excellent excellent Super chat High quality you know top tier I get that sequels have bad writing But how did it make you feel Bad Angry But what if you pretend it's what you wanted It's not I wanted something better Damn Rags the arguments aren't working What's going on Ew Anna loves Mayo No I don't She's like offended I'm sorry I've been drinking a little bit You get offended when drinking No no no I'm like I get snappy when I'm drinking That's okay I think I do I don't know I'm sleepy What is it with you And then a bunch of Assorted I think it's a swear word and mayonnaise Probably like what is it with you Fox and mayonnaise maybe I don't remember us mentioning mayonnaise regularly Not me Rhino Mayo Yeah like Rhino mayonnaise is probably Something to try out right Yeah could make mayonnaise from rhino milk Rhino eggs Rags Rags just yell pog as during That was fucking pog as love Why does it have to be British What the fuck Americans would never say such things It's Caramel Caramel Caramel not Caramel What is this nonsense I'm hearing Yeah I love slash hate you For adding the I'm Han Solo song At the end of your solo review Now I'm liking the song unironically You gotta do it Also high rags Forget about this trifle Reese's versus Twix We need to talk about the important issues Opinion those who choose peanut butter over Nutella Are fucking heretics Oh my god they are Oh well I feel like a new gauntlet has been thrown down Also I don't actually want to hit the cap With potential less than 10 minutes away So I think we're gonna Do the last thing I want to do is cut off all of our responses It'll be bad Alright Well episode 101 A fantastic return to form We didn't even finish the super chats That's probably returning to form I'd say Obviously we'll get them all done in a Either catch up or first of all In the next one because it's not a huge amount that we've missed Um Well before we go Mr. Riyah Do you want to tell everybody about what you do And why they should subscribe to you Uh I Used to shit all over the Legend of Korra I suppose And now I don't do much of anything So you don't have to pay me too much Mine That's not, you're supposed to sell yourself What you just did was all wrong I wish I could sell something But I ain't doing a whole Incredible much He's gonna go after the fabled What was it My mind just melts it Artemis foul I think There you go I shall say Check out his Upcoming Artemis Foul spelt wrong There we go Beautiful Yeah I mean if you've never heard of VR before Or never experienced him Go to the channel he'll have lots of fun Just pick something that you recognize And then watch him destroy it It'll be entertaining I suppose I'm not critic just comedian So was it Dabby are you so depressed as hell It's like he always sounds What do you mean The world is a depressing place I mean look at him he's like his soul Has been torn out through his eyes But he's happy about it That's the important thing Um and yes Uh Anna What is it that you're getting up to And why should people come check you out Oh um I'm getting up to lots of stuff But um Right now I decided that Since I like do like drawings And like campaigns of like stuff I should have a separate youtube channel For that cause uh Algorithms like hehehe fuck you Whenever I post an art video So I created a new channel Where I'm just gonna post like my art videos And stuff haven't posted anything yet Because I'm waiting for inktober To start so then there'll be a video Up every day for me to do the inktober Challenge and then I'll just Uh be uploading Like the time lapse videos of my Paintings so uh That's where the cool stuff Is up to my other channels just The same old same old Oh yeah There you go um There's one challenge in November but I don't It's a writing challenge But uh the The drawing ones are like Inktober and then mermay I thought it was no nut there Which would be incredibly difficult for rags Right? I love guzzling them nuts Um I don't know what else there is to say Uh rags and I are both working on videos Who knows when they shall come out EFAP's got Doom Annihilation and Mulan movies on the way As well as some other stuff We'll forget into more details as we go on Hope you guys enjoyed the return Here's to the next 100 As they say And uh yeah is there anything else Before we sign off Um Man I think we covered it all I think so I don't even know where we What an adventure today was I thought we'd get on it'd be nice and easy Cover some videos You know just slide straight through Now I'm just Ugh I'm wrecked We talked about Doro Carbis Bobby did come up That's true Yeah my mind was blown a couple times today Damn I need to get sick from water Yeah yeah I also have a bullet in my collar bone Isn't that cool You have a bullet in your collar bone I do I did Why would you never have told us this before That's the most interesting thing ever What We've got no time We're about to be cut off Well you know what's funny Is people in the chat know the story You guys just don't Cause I don't know you all that very well So you haven't heard all my weird stories But uh the water Like when people get like oh my god You don't like water I'm like yeah I gotta tell them something crazier Like that topic because That one is just like sick of talking about it I have I have shot so many bullets And I've never been shot once Well I didn't Know I was gonna get shot rags Rags you're a grown up and you haven't been shot Oh yeah I got shot when I was little though Oh that makes it alright that's fair enough Why I'll tell you guys off there cause they've They've heard it No no no no It'll be the next time you guest on eFab It's your responsibility to remind me and rags To have you tell the story Yeah you gotta tell us the child Shooting story They've all heard it All of a say what Anyway Yeah we're about to get cut off by youtube So we're gonna have to say bye Oh yeah my dad was the king of England They haven't had a king in like forever rags Yeah but you break lots Of what we understand to be natural law Okay I know I know I was shot Yeah I have one kidney and I can breathe out of my eye There you go and I have webtoast Excuse me Hey I did pause it The potential that she's an alien You guys didn't take me seriously I gotta go to the loo It's over it's done Go home go to bed You don't have to go home But you can't stay here Get in your cars and go home You fucking grown ups Alright Thank you all for joining us Super thank you to both E.R. and Anna you guys stayed for like the full Almost 12 hours that's nuts Thank you guys for hanging out with us for so much Um And of course metal I have poo please Go poo you fuck I can do the outro without you Alright early outro for me Are we still on air Good bye you've done so You've done such an amazing job being here this whole time Evap is a ton of fun I will see y'all later Toodaloo good bye Moe No not yet the other thing they're gonna say Thank you all for the amazing fan art that we went through That shit was awesome glorious And the very kind donations of course Evap102 we'll be with you next week Who knows what we'll be covering Um we'll catch you all there Thank you all for watching Good night