 What up world? This is Don't Vlog USA. This is ATL. I don't make some motherfucking noise one time. I got big time blowing with me. I got my man Mike sick with me. It's about to go down. This is going to be an incredible battle. To my left, from the South Side, ATL, Stebo, y'all give it up one time. That's right. No stranger to the Don't Flop arena. Over here from Baltimore, man. Everybody make some noise for Troy Brown. Come on, give it up. Don't think it's on Stebo. Stebo said he's going first. Let's get it in. One more time. Make some noise for these. Yo, react to shit, man. React to this shit. You just got to react. They got to like it. They got to like it, man. If you fly, I'm going to push you off the edge. If you hit the ground and climb up, I'm going to drop kick you off the edge. Boy, you better guard your head. There's no limit to the casualties. Ain't no more playing in G8. If I can't stay in Troy like Master P, you should have never played in G8. You got a GED. Thank Penn Foster. On line, they going to say this is the first degree. Turn them to a human pin, y'all. I'm going to take a swing, even if I couldn't see. These candy balls shouldn't be that hard to beat. Turn this bad woman to a hospice. Crop his feet. Pell, I just want you to die comfortably. This the peace state, but ain't nothing sweet. Fuck the height. That Cyclops shit. X-Men on site when it's time to fight. These licks will twist your body. Like having roast sex with a dyke. If this left on desegregate them, boy, you getting hit with the silver right, did them like Dave Chappelle. He took a lot of ass waves. Give me the bracelet. Make them strip out his clothes. Then my dogs chase them. They been raised on baby boy. He ain't have a choice. They nigga had to break fast naked. Tombstone you're up to the top of the world. Tombstone the most stage you belong in the West Hague. Kill me only in your dreams. Like men on Elm Street just at West Craven. Troy got their first 48th reputation. Nigga can't wait to tell. In that interrogation season, he'll start Super Sam with his face and sail. By the way. Go ahead, go ahead, don't stop. You have a old man face as well. That's a true pass. Like the slim version of Sway's apple, but he's way better. Get your brain sample. I drive by the spray sample and keep passing. Tell your friends and boss that's a Facebook chain letter. Don't bring your ass back never. To Atlanta metropolitan. Lock them in the trunk like 36 mafia. We'll be cruising together. Smokey Robinson. That's right. And after you get smoked, I'm Robin's son. Tapping gate shit. I ain't never got tired. They say this man a wig. Like Robin Williams in a dress wearing eyeline. I couldn't take it serious. Cause he one of the niggas that I doubt fire. Put my paws on this bitch chest like Eve. I'm a rough rider. Look, I fucked you up. Don't go lying on me. I got two arms to go. Don't you go down on me. That Ms. Doubtfire line was hella nice as shit. But you really Robin Williams and drag. I'm here to address you like a bitch. Look at this motherfucker with the southern rap. Drunk uncle swag. Jewel Santana. Tim say I just cut the brand. What do you say the Swayze 7? That's my man. Swayze 7. It's all good. You might say he weighed better. But that's a matter of opinion. But it's robbery time. Hammers to him like he the bank teller. You think punches, not punch lines. Think more like Maidwether. I said Winston Wolfe style. Roll him in carpet. Put him in back at a rental van. I kill you. They cover my tracks like a tribute band. Can't identify him. Can't identify him when he's split in half. Game through slash. Chop his arms and legs. Cut his body up like chiseled abs. Listen, fam. I said get this punk rock. This robbery is a simple plan. What's that metal band go pop? He won't get a nickel back. Talk that gangster shit. Say you risk like you say King Pins give you grams. Nah, that's that Iggy Azalea shit. That white girl nickel bag. You ain't shaving prints. Stop the Swaggy Pete. You ain't shaving prints. Because all that extra talking gets you jammed. Real bosses is the type 212 zone. Usually the guy that's a little forward is just the middle man. Sacrificial lamb. When they rainbow in plastic, that's a Skittles bag. Then we'll all say, when they rainbow in plastic, that's a Skittles bag. Then we'll all say good riddance like the Soros at Scribble Jam. Remember, man, I played Pacquiao. Say you knock me out. The result, raised body count. Get everybody here beat half to death. They foxy brown shell cases hit the floor during the stage to hollow ground. She must be fucking with the lean in on the cane. He docked the house. Look, listen, he the type to talk about some shit. Don't know what he talking about. Still insist on talking about it. Simp ass nigga. Type to sing to the holes. He Roger Trotman. I said, you're proposing to her down on one knee. I'm astounded. I know a suitor in your pursuiter and Holmes went through it. She don't belong nowhere near that boxing ring. That's Ronda Rousey. I said, that's Ronda Rousey. I said, that's Ronda Rousey. I said, it's all good. I'm gonna pursue her. I just ride around, see her in the drop whip. I ain't even gotta say words. Give her a little eye contact if she hops in. By Tim, she not responding to his text. Do the math. She gave me the algebra. Now you can't solve problems with his ex. It's his neck. Now we can resolve it with word of mouth, but if both flex, we four pipes, it best matters to work it out. I said, I heard the word of mouth, your name is Stephen. Is it Stephen or Steve Bowe? I don't know what he's called. You'll be cross-eyed, Bowe. Don't get your emotions involved. It'll look like he got hit with hawk, ice cross bow. If I cross bow with a hawk. Hmm. Dog. You can come in the crib, you ain't blowing shit off. Even if I'm asleep, both arms are still up. I'm like, Joey, you're hot. Hmm. Let's talk some of that street shit, dog. Okay. Remember what you said to A&E dog? If your fam don't come, I'm an IT specialist. What the fuck does that mean, dog? What the fuck doesn't mean to get hit with the reboot? First of all, real niggas do not say IT bugs. Second of all, when you tried it, you just made yourself sound like a fucking computer reliterate retard which further underscores the fact that carrying a Mac was never one of Steve's jobs. Troy the type of dude. I'm the type of dude that'll do a bank robbing spree and make you show furry. Don't worry, I'm about to end the show early. You ain't no threat. I'm from zone three, that's the rest of the car. I can tell you ain't a rex. You just ain't a rex, three pounds. From a clip, we'll take his ass down, trying to play a rex dog. Take that shit down like ain't no sex. As soon as I see this snake, I will release the crap out. You want to make the back dog, you ain't able yet. Still sneaking girls in your parents' place. When they come to women, why this NC search? Because he'll never make you pass third base. You want to weigh your girl? Return to your car. All I had to do was show up a snake and I'll condo out of them drawers. You some kind of boss. Who the hell am I in the building? This is an ex-crack head musician, Charlie Wilson. Nothing to expose this pussy. Paris Hylsey. Got a revolver with a bad body. She's a pillion. I've been singing with that long nose. Carrie Hylsey. Look, I don't care if it's dark or not. He may feel that I lack toast, but I keep it in my palm a lot. Look, you fell around. I got it. You fell around, my children. Daytime drama. You can get loud with no... Listen up, Troy. You can get loud, but no cursing in your rounds because I'm still your father. And hurry up, your mama making Mexican food. I'm gonna hit her with that inch. A lot of them. You in the vene, I put shells to your chest. Right in between the taco leaves. My style unique. That was funny. My style unique, but let me guess. I sound like B-magic. Fuck magic because I'm next up in line. That means I'm coming with firework. With magic, I'm coming after June. With firework this the 4th of July. Why would I lie? Going to war as a hobby. I'm like beautiful Bobby. Once you get... Once you get slammed, you're too hot. You can blame it on Sonny. He's like Mr. Miyagi. Look at me. Fuck you up. Don't go lying on me. Don't you go dying. All right, Troy Brown. All right, man. Take off the pico, man. Get serious, man. They up there looking hot as shit. Pause. I said taking off the pico is something we don't do. It's Rick Ross, nigga. It's all gassed. But you probably want to be a CO2. Wow. He said in the pico, he said I'm up here looking hot. Apparently this motherfucker thinks so too. This motherfucker said dinosaur bars, he can tell I ain't a wreck. I ain't a wreck. How can you tell I ain't a wreck and then rhyme that with ain't no sex? That's gay attack. See, that's generic shit that he say the best. But I'm from Baltimore, DC, and Virginia. I feel like I said that recently. But it don't matter if I was from Chicago, Cabrini Green, Cali, his style wouldn't change. He say the same thing to me. So if all them random ass bars mean he's street, then I'll test his drive. I bet he don't say a single foul line about the DMV. I peep the scheme. He gonna say the same thing to me that he said last time. Same exact shit that he said to the last guy. One dimensional bars to match his career, which is also flatline. See, here's an example. I can say like that guy is from the south. From the south. Home of a bunch of hicks and ricks republicans. They be trying to adapt to don't flop, but it's a struggle when the names are spelled weird, so they can't pronounce shit because of it. Like like E-U-R-G. They can't pronounce ur because they don't got nigg in front of it. Like they be trying to win peace to government and on average you pay least in salary. And he would groom his dog when there's only stupid laws against beastiality. People's strategy. He squeezed the hammer. He probably a pump. You want that Georgia access the only reason you draw with a gun. I said he's another bazooka rapper popping his guns. I'm Ali, Mohammed with gloves. He talking slugs. I talk and slug like job with a hunt. It's not that you suck. It's not that you suck. It's that all the shit you write nothing is ill. Nothing drives the memory. No replay value in none of your film. It's like out of all the words that you say every word of it's fake. Nothing is real. You need a personal trainer. They hope if they put him on the car he'll work out. But he's just running the mill. You're gonna get killed if you don't become a better performer. You'll never body a name. You ain't Jesse Ventura. Every time we ever saw you do the same thing. No personality. Just don't stop punching. Just keep saying random ass bullshit until the time guy hit the stop button. General insults. He like that strategy will eventually work if it just randomly applies to everything like he's job hunting. Stop running. You have no true conviction. Who you kidding? You only say that shit to boost the views you're getting. You'll sell your soul to the highest bidder. This ain't a battle. It's a shoe convention. Yo this fucking battle was your crew's decision. They said you should battle me and you couldn't break the spell. It's peer pressure. You know you ain't won't it but they made you take the L. I said you only got booked because you're local. You're from Atlanta. They didn't have to pay you well. You fucking sleep with your mom's house down the street. They don't have to provide a paid hotel. I said I learned from T.I. I learned from T.I. This for you. Don't look away. I learned from T.I. It's a lot of cheap skates in the ATL. You're going to end up you're going to end up on the two news and don't flop stamp and say oh well because you have no allure in London so you are T.I. You getting put in the cast because they knew you would play yourself. I said fucking you may as well stay silent oh he angry now but it's all good. Motion detectors and fucking shit on top of the gas so even if I'm sleep he get hit don't make a sound I said sentry gas my gun game on dead beat dad even if I'm too lazy to pop it or raise itself yo you may sit down don't even say shit talk a good game skit baby let's tell our show Steven A. Smith A.M. Mother such dick time Fuck that shit maybe the best puncher in the south all right I got a G.H. state of mind but I've never been college bound instead I was high on grams in my mama couch walking around with the cane trying to heal people pain like Dr. House Serpa Potter with the Johnson & Johnson route you was watching gay porn with the lotion out drooling at the mouth it's ironic because he also took the Johnson & Johnson route heard your mama get deep though the 2 liter ounce got me son true veto octamom she said I got a move in and overdone I said you out loud but I might go if you let me claim troll on my taxes but I ain't giving that bitch a dime though he still my child though guess I gotta re-raise him guess I gotta be patient while you ranting and raving this ain't M&T stadium two rings will make him quit back to this Baltimore nigger resign think twice before playing around with defensive lines I took me a ride to Maryland I was asking about him dude his baby mama a couple dollars she told me where his ass was hiding said it's okay to rob him he owed back child support and she's just trying to make a profit when she don't know I was trying to break his noggin she don't know I had dessert in store like Baskin Robbins you think this an even match you were smoking and practicing Molly told him I was gonna punch his lights out fucking with candle shopping I ran out of options I was right I ran out of options I had to slow it down cause he didn't believe me another battle rocker on the six feet don't be conceited you belong on the scene but before this boy meets world this might do to the school like mr feeding look my motto is fuck a scheme I punched into the sleep until I interrupt your dreams I'm ready to a horror scene cause you don't believe Steven's kidding it's not a long way to time alright I say you pussy I said that was a pretty good battle outside of the semi gate quotes you would have had it at this point everybody they put me against then got put in caskets and they led you to the slaughter I wouldn't put it past them pretty much when it comes to you as far as opponents by far you were lighter so the fans are gonna strike if somebody don't get fired from booking matches hmm I'll fucking shit it for fucking Baskin Robbins don't talk that shit don't talk that shit I said I'd be with animals that feed off beef yeah send a couple dumb-dumbs by your dome Pauly Shore come to my city with that dumb shit try to start a war they'll fucking R.I.P. your kin with the cow like playing Baltimore shit I can tell from the stairs down your G level is at the bottom floor I rip flair in this nigga leglock him that's a charlie horse I said let's talk some more let's talk some more I grab these ratchets bring your family cousin it Pudzley Wednesday you can play the team captain he think he can see me with the hands I think I'll wave a thing at him talk that shit talk that shit let's talk about your motherfucking mom's dog she a knockout I call her Mandy Pussy out Troy Mayweather I'ma knock the pussy out Oscar De La Troia beat it up then I retain the lawyer she say the box need a restraining order a little baby oil and a little patreon now the bitch is filling up the hunk like payphones he still live with his mom she call me beating it on the way home put on the black mask with the black that space ghost talk that shit talk that shit I said motherfucking thinking that he hot I hit him with the Glock I hit him with the Glock quantum physics you're Steven they think you're a genius but you're not Steven Hawkins it's all good I start Hawkins Steven a lot turn conversations to great visits you want to talk to Steven you'll have to talk to Steven through a box I've been freestyling for the last minute and a half no third round I still kicked his niggas ass and on top of that I still kill him with the swag and the last thing you need to know is your mother sucks dick hurt me catch you slipping and do you bad I got the drop on you like he ain't gone here with a sniper when I aim you better hope you don't get too close to spot coma cause if I lose sight you know what's coming next the clock