 Good morning, John. So owls are pretty cool, right? The big eyes, the silent flight, the ears. Ears. But also, everybody knows that owls are cool. What about frog mouths? Underappreciated, you probably haven't even heard of them. And they're like owls, except not at all. Despite the big front-facing eyes and the nocturnal habits, frog mouths are actually more closely related to hummingbirds than to owls. And those eyes are really what does it for us, right? Because we humans are so eyeball-focused as a community-based species, we see those eyes as like a sign of intelligence or emotion. And I'm not saying they're not smart. Birds are smart. But ravens are smarter. If ravens had eyes like owls, we would let them teach kindergarten. But then you mix those eyes with this big, ridiculous mouth, and you get something that doesn't really appear wise so much as alternately high, startled, sleepy, cranky, shocked, and adorably furious. Frog mouths are night hunters, just like owls, hence the convergent evolution on big front-facing eyes. But they mostly eat bugs. Though they will eat a mammal that happens close enough by, they have a hard time killing them, so they'll just whack them on rocks until they die. But they mostly eat bugs, so instead of big, powerful legs, they have a big, gigantic mouth. The bigger that mouth got, the higher the odds of a successful catch. So the mouths just kept getting bigger. They're so big! And if you spend enough time looking at frog mouths, you'll notice something that also checks the box of like the human evolutionary cute brain. Their heads appear to be like as big as the whole rest of their body. And that is nearly the case. And then if you go to the next level of like cute brain check marks, turn it into a baby, and it becomes suddenly clear that like furbies are infringing on the frog mouth trademark. Yeah, my heart. I just want to squish it. Frog mouths, however, are terrible parents. Possibly because they have such tiny useless legs and also their beaks are so specialized, they're just very bad at nest building. They often lose eggs or chicks to the perils of that surprise gravity. But they will take advantage of the nests of more careful nest builders or human objects that look like good nests. So that's even cuter. What the heck? But then wait, before I go, sometimes they are not cute because they can shape ship. Frog mouths sleep during the day and they're pretty small. So they have to be wary of predators and they have in their toolkit a number of ways to deal with this. The first is that they can just look like logs. They even will sometimes sway in the wind like they are a piece of the tree. But when threatened, they can also change shapes to like scary looking things or just weird looking like I don't know what to do with this. And the tawny frog mouth of Australia has like a plan C and D. Plan C is just a peck at the enemy and D is to spray poop all over it. Hooray for the tawny frog mouth. You shape-shifting cryptically disguised poop spraying, bug catching, nest neglecting, grown-up bird furby. I love you. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. Also, coming up beginning October 28th, it's pizza mess. It's that time of the year when John and I pretend like it's 2007 and we make videos every single weekday. We also sell a number of pizza John related products. Oran saw this this morning and he pointed out and said, that, that. And I said, it's pizza John. And he said, it brings us the pizza. He's so smart. But we have a product that it wouldn't make sense to sell on October 28th because you need it before then. It's the Pizza John Halloween Mass. This is the worst thing we've ever done and I love it. And it's available at dfdba.com. I hope that we sell them.