 With President Obama threatening to attack Syria, some Americans aren't waiting. Joining us from somewhere in Syria is American freedom fighter George Leslie. Thanks for having me, David. Mr. Leslie, why are you taking arms against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's government? David, it's really quite simple. Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is Hitler. Get your head out of the sand. The main gas is his own people. You are fighting the Alawites. Yeah, I think so. What's an Alawite again? Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is an Alawite. Alawites are Shiites. Yep, gonna kill me some Shiites. So you're on the side of the Sunni rebels. They're the ones against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad? Yes, they are. Hell yeah, I'm with the Sunni rebels! Taking it to the streets! Mr. Leslie, you do understand that Sunnis are also bathists. A day without a bathist is a day without Sunni shine. Mr. Leslie... It's kind of long, but if we printed on the front and back of the shirt, that could work. Mr. Leslie, if you fight with the bathists who are Sunni, you're supporting the people who supported Saddam Hussein in Iraq. No, no, no. Saddam was Hitler. Got what? I don't know, but I got one. Mr. Leslie, if you support Sunni bathists, then you support the people who killed our American soldiers after we invaded Iraq in 2003. Oh, well, in that case, I support the Shiites. USA! USA! USA! So now you're on the side of the Alawites. Are they the Shiites who hate Sunnis? Yes, they are. Then I support them. But President Assad of Syria is a Shiite. Got what? Got who? Who's that Orion again? You're on the side of Syrian leader Assad. So I guess I just killed a... Sunni. Killing me some Sunnis! So you do realize you're on the side now of Hezbollah. Hezbollah? Hezbollah, the terrorist group from Lebanon that is fighting on behalf of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad because they're Shiites just like Assad and they get their funding from Iran. Really? Yes, really. Now, in that case, I'm definitely against the Alawites. I mean, against the Shiites, Hezbollah, Iran, all that stuff. Assad is definitely Hitler. But Mr. Leslie, if you're back on the side of the Sunnis, that means you're receiving funding from Saudi Arabia, which is a Sunni country. Sure, yeah! But members of the Saudi royal family secretly supported al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden because al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden are also Sunnis. No, Osama bin Laden was Hitler, David. But earlier, you said the leader of Syria, Bashar al-Assad, was Hitler. And then you said Saddam Hussein was Hitler. How many Hitlers can there possibly be? Oh, plenty. Have you seen boys from Brazil? Normally, I don't like documentaries, but this one was truly informative. It starred Gregory Peck. Oh, got another one! You got another? What? Was it a Sunni or an al-Away? What's the difference again? Mr. Leslie, do you really think you should be fighting over in Syria when you don't fully grasp the delicate nuances of all the players? David, I'm an American. I can solve any problem even if I fully don't understand it. Mr. Leslie, please come home. No, David! I won't live in a world where an American will randomly kill people in a consequence-free environment! Got one! Mr. Leslie, you really need to stop. Got another one! I'm on fire! Do you even know who you're shooting? Well, that last one was definitely a Jew. A Jew? How can you tell that it's a Jew? Oh, good one, Mr. Felden. That's good. Can I tell that he's a Jew? I gotta tell the guys about that. I gotta get going.